@zacwollervoiceninja5136 Thomas got rid of a gang of drunken young punks by letting go of his coaches causing them to crash into a chemical plant which blew up killing them instantly Thomas got away with murder because hes a train lol😆😆
Mate I love this sort of Sketch , this should be Thomas and Friends and then your throw in the Rail Union and it makes it so hilarious. I miss Fast Forward:(
At 8:59, “Most of the engines were melted down, and sent over to Japan. And made into annoying little four-cylinder cars. Thomas wasn’t so lucky. He was put in a children’s playground in Ranwick, and ended his days covered in ugly graffiti. With possums shitting down his funnel.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This short predicted all the anxiety-causing parts of the Thomas & Friends community, those being the following: Big World Big Adventures (More Female Engines), Sodor Fallout (The Nuclear Power-plant Exploded), All Engines Go (the reason behind the other engines’ absences.), Etc.
“Is everyone here,” called the fat controller “Alfred isn’t here” called Damian the diesel and guess what neither is Damian there is no diesel in that scene
recap - sexist railway 0:00 early up 0:20 what read on the sings 0:34 railway gate trouble 0:54 a pretty important announcement 1:49 new girls for thomas
On the one hand, the humour is a bit on the primitive side. But on the other hand, they were ahead of their time; it looks like a Fan-made Thomas model-series before RUclips was invented. My favourite segments are 4:31 - Proto-Mad bomber I have to say. 6:09, if only for it's 'mad rambling' side of things. And I am fascinated with their sunset at 3:58 - going quite the extra mile with that shot I admit.
The last one is my favorite, I won’t spoil what happens in it for all of the people who haven’t seen it. I will say, “You are very noisy and you stink.” Really funny, oh also for bragging rights I have that same Thomas model
1. He said "Thomas was just finishing his breakfast", but he doesn't even have a plate or a bowl! 2. That's Percy, not Bertie or Henry 3. There is no Damien The Diesel.
Dude he they don't have they don't have Henry and Bertie cuz this is a parody and they call him that you're probably blind he didn't created this and its a show called Fast Forward
Someone asked if they were any female Engines in the show and on the 1998 Archive of the official Thomas website it says gender doesn’t really matter for Engines and… they’re not wrong, do you look at Thomas The Tank Engine and identify as a male? We know he is but it’s not the same feeling right? Also there are plenty of moments in the show where female characters save the male characters anyway so…
this Thomas the tank engine sketch was much more better then the Thomas the tanked up engine spoof by bobby davro so this Thomas the tank sketch was taken from an classic aussie sketch comedy show fast forward from late 1991
![[FAST FORWARD] MTV - Abba](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YR80tnIz5r4/mqdefault.jpg)
"Thomas was taking it easy after a good night's shunting..."
😂
8:11 “Henry came puffing up.” *shows Percy*
This was made using the larger ERTL models - there was only ever a Thomas and a Percy in that size and looks like they're using Lima O Gauge track.
Bertie is just Percy but with a different name
Percy is a saddle tank engine lol
"What are you staring at you puncy little pillowbiter?"
+Can We Reach 1000 Subs With No Videos? (Thomas pulls a rather cross face)
Ah homophobic slurs. Thankfully this stuff wasn’t frequent in these sketches but still.
tbh, I think this would be actual language of troublesome trucks.
What is a pillowbiter?
@@steam-powered-cyborg Grow up!
I watched this as a kid and all the jokes went way over my head
yep same here
At 6:00,
"No one ever gave Thomas any bullshit ever again."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It predicted the
“Thomas has never seen such bullshit before” meme
I remembered that one line from over 35 years ago. It's the only line I remembered.
@zacwollervoiceninja5136 Thomas got rid of a gang of drunken young punks by letting go of his coaches causing them to crash into a chemical plant which blew up killing them instantly Thomas got away with murder because hes a train lol😆😆
@@devonhague6114 I agree with you!!🤣
@@lachlanormerod8759well clearly the cops cant arrest thomas because hes a train
“now come back into the shed and i’ll show you my funnel”
"What a bunch of ugly lezzos" lmfao
Jesus Christ this predicted Edward and Henry getting kicked out of the steam team
Haha
And this is from 1991
Even more so, the prediction of Mattel rebranding Thomas in seasons 25-26.
Inacio's Third Studio yeah, that’s scary
Nah, they didn't predict anything. You're just in retrospective bias.
Percy’s having an identity crisis.
?
@@sundragon-vp1yd they called him Henry and Bertie, not Percy
They probably didn’t have Bertie or Henry ERTL models.
@@jamessmithandgarrettsmith3623 That’s because Ertl didn’t make bigger motorised versions of Henry, Gordon, and Bertie.
@@EliasFlinteryou might not believe it, but they actually made a motorized HAROLD!
back in 2014, when I was on Holiday with my Dad, we watched Fast Forward and one of the skits was a Thomas one!
Jesus Christ, this video aged so well!
9:18 With Moss Shitting Down His Funnel
I FUCKING DIED xD
With POSSUMS shitting down his funnel. 😂
Mate I love this sort of Sketch , this should be Thomas and Friends and then your throw in the Rail Union and it makes it so hilarious. I miss Fast Forward:(
yeah comedy Gold these guys. The did some of the funniest shit on the planet. 😅😅
1:50 - Inspiration for Nia of Kenya from Big World! Big Adventures!.
lol no
5:13
Thomas: Okay, punks! >:)
Narrator: He mused.
Thomas: Make my day! >:)
At 8:59,
“Most of the engines were melted down,
and sent over to Japan.
And made into annoying little four-cylinder cars.
Thomas wasn’t so lucky.
He was put in a children’s playground in Ranwick,
and ended his days covered in ugly graffiti.
With possums shitting down his funnel.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoa whoa whoa, watch your mouth
@@thekirbygamer3341 You mean the writer of that sequence.
@@thekirbygamer3341 cry about it
@@2acidic4u2acidic4u is a sexist pig
Ban 2acidic4u
2acidic4u reinforces sex-role stereotypes
This might be my favorite thing on the internet.
“In fact toby preffered working with female engines because they had nicer “couplings”
+I_like Jintys10 What about Edgar?
Thomas could go either way...
Thomas and the other engines were so frightened by this they fouled there coal boxes Pmsl can't stop laughing
this show predicted the future of Thomas
LOL, This is brilliant
0:00 You guys came here from Sexy 87's video didn't you?
I'm one of them.
what
Sammy what
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING 😆
bertie? that's percy!
I have been captured and claimed by stingy yes
this is Gold
lazys yes but the red percy is percy
They just made it up
lazys I
5:32 Mad bomber predicted in 1991?!
Brilliant, and truly funny
That first skit would NOT air today lmao
This both ruined my childhood and had me rolling
'' Let's party" Said thomas
Boo, hiss, boo, hiss...
Hiss
Boo!
Hoo, biss
@@jokelethkurueisner9229 HOO BISS? IT GOT ME DYING
This short predicted all the anxiety-causing parts of the Thomas & Friends community, those being the following: Big World Big Adventures (More Female Engines), Sodor Fallout (The Nuclear Power-plant Exploded), All Engines Go (the reason behind the other engines’ absences.), Etc.
“Is everyone here,” called the fat controller “Alfred isn’t here” called Damian the diesel and guess what neither is Damian there is no diesel in that scene
‘Thomas is a sexist pig’
‘Ban Thomas’
‘Thomas reinforces gender stereotypes’
This predicted the next generation
"What a bunch of ugly lezzos!"
@@kalepp9287 now that's not quite fair thomas, they do have a point for instance why is it that only boys can be engines?
Decimo
Because I like having boys around me!
Come back into the shed and I’ll show you my funnel.
@@kalepp9287 Later that day The Fat Controller gather all his engines at the sheds "Is everyone here?"
@@lindseylinmoreira1015 "Alfred isn't here!" Cried Damien the diesel.
4:31 Thomas Takes On the Eshays!
Jezz this is so good. I love it. This is a very funny comedy
I laugh so hard at this. Lol 😂😂🤣🤣
RIP Childhood
Bro literally called Percy "bertie"
I remember this from like 6 years ago
6:46-7:05 Looks like they predicted All Engines Go!.
yay your back i missed these
9:09, sadly not much different to how Mattel treats Thomas
8:43 everyone when they graduate
4:09 5:55 6:46 9:09 Thomas Derp Face LOL
😅
BE87 brought me here.
Trainboy45 Productions 2018 I came back here because of him, otherwise it would've been a distant memory from more than 5 years ago.
0:07 "Bertie" (shows Percy)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
I don't know what Damian the Diesel looks like...
"Ill show you my funnel" Nope!
This is fucking amazing
Aussie comedy show mate
recap - sexist railway
0:00 early up
0:20 what read on the sings
0:34 railway gate trouble
0:54 a pretty important announcement
1:49 new girls for thomas
How they made the custom Ertl pull back faces?
Gee I miss these old shows, back when people had a sense of humour.
Me too
5:54 sodor fallout origins
On the one hand, the humour is a bit on the primitive side. But on the other hand, they were ahead of their time; it looks like a Fan-made Thomas model-series before RUclips was invented.
My favourite segments are 4:31 - Proto-Mad bomber I have to say. 6:09, if only for it's 'mad rambling' side of things. And I am fascinated with their sunset at 3:58 - going quite the extra mile with that shot I admit.
How was it ahead of it's time?
I'm tired of people lacking cultural memory.
Sweet shrimp on the Barbie, this is the mother of all send up Thomas series, mate!
The last one is my favorite, I won’t spoil what happens in it for all of the people who haven’t seen it. I will say, “You are very noisy and you stink.” Really funny, oh also for bragging rights I have that same Thomas model
The first episode slash skit is series 22 in a nutshell with the female trouble
Way ahead of its time
This is funny and highly insulting at the same time
How come they're calling Percy, Bertie and Henry?
Wyatt Loughrie probably because they dont care and are just grabbing names from the show....it was a adult parody...
+Wyatt Loughrie Also Gordon!
Because of low-budget reason
To make you comment.
Probably for legal reasons, same reason why the theme tune is slightly different...
1. He said "Thomas was just finishing his breakfast", but he doesn't even have a plate or a bowl!
2. That's Percy, not Bertie or Henry
3. There is no Damien The Diesel.
4. No one gives a shit because it’s a joke
Dude he they don't have they don't have Henry and Bertie cuz this is a parody and they call him that you're probably blind he didn't created this and its a show called Fast Forward
9:08 Well at least he wasn't scrapped
1:58 Which one is Edgar and which one is Toby or is it talking about other random engines
5:38 A clip from the missing episode "Thomas Goes Postal".
2:06 same
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! 😂😂😂😂
Hey, I remember this. This was funny🤣
The most funniest sh*t I have ever seen OMG
I miss old Thomas toys:(
Those are the ertl large Thomas and Percy ertl fat controller and lego Diplo
ThomasFan6129 These were most likely made when they were first made, so they weren't so rare.
I used to watch this..
Lol another funniest thing from Australia besides Comedy Inc.’s Ernest and Stevie.
Yeah, i miss these shows.
This is so funny
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Cool Ertl Thomas!!!
I was scared at crowd laughing when I was little
The model trains:ERTL
The tracks:B A C H M A N N
Fast Foward Thomas Is Way Better Than Reboot Thomas
Percy ->Gordon->Henry... what’s happening here?
“Thomas could go either way”
Is this implying that Thomas is bisexual…
Yep
2:06 Me when it comes to the question of Coca Cola or Pepsi question.
Narrator: * calls Percy Bertie *
Percy: DONT CALL ME BERTIE PERCY!!!
Narrator again:*call a Percy Henry*
Percy:DONT CALL ME HENRY PERCY!!!
Narrator again again: (CALLED PERCY GORDON)
Percy: DONT CALL ME GORDON PERCY
I Love The comedys Because They Funny
XD Thomas eats breakfast?????
Probably got that idea from Season 2 XD
BERTIE 😂 0:07
Remember Mavis, Lady, Emily, Molly, Rosie, Millie, Ashima, Gina, Frieda, Nia, and Rebecca
no cause it was 1991 and there was only 2 seasons so far
And daisy
EDGAR AND TOBY LOVE WORKING WITH FEMALE ENGINE BECAUSE THEY HAVE BOTH: NICER COPPLINGS
Thomas could go either way
(Laugh track)
You don’t need to shout.
0:34-0:37 True with most sjws and tumblerites these days.
2:07 “thomas could go either way “ wait...... does that mean?.....
BISEXUAL THOMAS!!!?!!?!??!? :O
@@joegamer08productions bUt HeY tHaT’s JuSt A- fact because there’s no other explanation
Someone asked if they were any female Engines in the show and on the 1998 Archive of the official Thomas website it says gender doesn’t really matter for Engines and… they’re not wrong, do you look at Thomas The Tank Engine and identify as a male? We know he is but it’s not the same feeling right? Also there are plenty of moments in the show where female characters save the male characters anyway so…
Big world big adventures be like
9:08 Drayton Manor
+Thaphoe Thomas as Spencer confirmed!
With moss shitting down his funnel
THAT HAD ME IN STITCHES! LOL
Possum
@@Trainboy17 *Possums
if percy is bertie dose that mean bertie is percy?
I think Percy has a identity crisis
+Pit & Dark Pit //DaBluePittoo/BlazyKnux It’s a possibility! I mean, first, he’s called Bertie, then Gordon, and then Henry!
this Thomas the tank engine sketch was much more better then the Thomas the tanked up engine spoof by bobby davro so this Thomas the tank sketch was taken from an classic aussie sketch comedy show fast forward from late 1991
1:16 he is doing what
Bag that was swell!
Can someone link a video of an episode where this is SHOWN in the show?
Why is Percy called bertie
Why is Gordon called Edgar?
I think Edgar could be a parody of Edward.
lol hilarious
Suddy Soap-Bar Productions brought me here.
oh ive watched this video when i was a kid since 2015 or 2016
This video was funny!