Best comment. I've just wrote a seething email today. The price cap has gone up but gas wholesale prices haven't. So why are they raising prices. Answer. Just because they can.
He kind of looks like one of those late night porter guards from a hotel in a movie, reading a paper and not paying any attention. 📰 ☕️ I'd love that job lol.
I watched this one yesterday. I watched it again today and I’m literally dying laughing. 🤣Also, I heard your little chuckle near the end this time. You could not suppress it. Please continue to bring this comedy gold content !!!
Well, PA, that guy was at the back of the queue when the good lord was giving out grey matter. It's a shame that the first line of contact is not fit for purpose. You are correct that safety is important for pedestrians, and after pointing that out, he failed to listen. Makes a good video for the telly in the end and welldone for another gem.
The hi vis security guard left in a hurry because he could feel his sanity being drained away by the psychological battering you were subjecting him to. Great to see you were concerned about all the poor-sighted old people who might trip over your bike. You are a model citizen, Mr PA.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great video.👍⭐⭐⭐ Building was constructed around by Kier Construction for developer Goodman and leased to British Gas. Frank Shaw Associates were architects, posted an article with interior pics. The building was British Gas regional offices with 740 employees consolidated their 3 regional offices in 2013 and offered over 81k ft2 space. Kawneer installed the exterior finishes with article and pics available; Scott Brownrigg provided office fittings with a design article listing the products. British Gas sign removed between 2018-2020. Announcement in 2011 noted a 17 year lease. But no recent articles on the offices.
🤣🤣 Half of the bike is on private property to be fair. 🤣🤣 OMG, this is pure comedy gold yet again from PA. The security guard just couldn't cope with his own stupidity, and had to do the walk of shame just to finish it all of nicely. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm sure a British person could easily become a British Gas security guard if they wanted the job. Are you saying they couldn't? Maybe I'm not sure of your actual point?
@EXCELLENTpoo - The government offers incentives to encourage qualified security guards to stay and work in the UK - so if a security guard is foreign they are helped to stay in the UK .
Who else plays Pure Audit bingo? 1. I've got my zoom camera 2. No, I'm not coming in, you think I'm coming in 3. No, I'm allowed 4. I'm excited, are you not excited? 5. I've come a long way 6. It's just a small one, it's wafer thin 7. Who are you then? 8. I'm just taking a video Love this guy.
More foreign occupiers lording over the natives as always. It's wild when you see in these peoples cities all across Europe you have foreign occupiers of another peoples ancestral homeland complaining about foreign occupation of another peoples ancestral homeland. The absolute insanity blows my mind. This is why the native uprising in their country is absolutely morally necessary and should be supported by us in the rest of the world.
I reckon you paid the wasp security to come out and give you some good argumentative content about the trespassing of your rear bicycle wheel 🤣🤣🤣 The irony of the "TV production" gag, is that RUclips has now actually become the main stream television for a lot of us (well, me anyway!) Keep these comedy sketches coming P.A. 😎 This would have been an ideal situation for the tyre pump gag 😂
Security has to be so petty. He just didn’t want to let go of his authority and try to intimidate someone into bowing down and running. Didn’t work so tuck your tail and go back to your little security desk. Right on Pure Audits.
I always find it funny when they get petty about a bike being ‘on their property’… so what? It’s not hurting anything. Do you think when that security guard went home for dinner with his family, he proudly told them all how he protected the business from a dangerous bike??? 🤷♂️
Kondor elite dinghy security services, Uk oxford speaking division first responder at it again, fully trained in five days with his tax funded SIA badge, giving him the power and Authority of a twenty five year serving Navy seal and SAS officer.
Not sure what England's version of the U.S. "Americans with Disabilities Act" or ADA is, but we specifically cannot have objects - especially sharp, metal corners - intruding more than 100mm into a pedestrian path of travel. Not sure of the actual measurements of those exterior metal window shade units, but it seems close to being out of tolerance (and still dangerous to someone who has vision difficulties). " 307.2: Objects with leading edges more than 27 inches (685 mm) and not more than 80 inches (2030 mm) above the finish floor or ground shall protrude 4 inches (100 mm) maximum horizontally into the circulation path. EXCEPTION: Handrails shall be permitted to protrude 4½ inches (115 mm) maximum."
Commented to early again need to watch it all first how long you going to be here half a day 😂 I’m sure they could squeeze this in before millionaire comes on 😂😂 love it great job again keep up the comedy
How apt the security guy entered the building through the disabled entrance. Beardie wants to know who you are but deliberately keeps his name badge hidden. He's gone!......in more ways than one.
They have solar panels because even they cannot afford their own prices!
Lol 👍🏻
Excellent 😂
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Best comment. I've just wrote a seething email today. The price cap has gone up but gas wholesale prices haven't. So why are they raising prices. Answer. Just because they can.
Propping the bike up against the 'CYCLIST STOP' sign is just the icing on the cake. Gave me a genuine lollers!
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The bike scene was pure class PA, and he lost, well done for standing your ground 👍
Your distraction method of answering questions is first rate.
And the tone. They think hes thick and he absolutely is sooooooo clever. 😂😂❤
The one wearing Denis Norden's glasses has to be the least security-guardy-looking security guard I have ever seen.
He kind of looks like one of those late night porter guards from a hotel in a movie, reading a paper and not paying any attention. 📰 ☕️ I'd love that job lol.
Auditing is becoming more and more important for us to support....and you do it so well, love your 'innocent' and funny approach.
25 year jail sentence for parking a bicycle on private property
Don't give Stoma ideas.
@@petercornish9903lol are you supporting rioting. Lol lol lol. Must be.
Won the battle of the bike,😂,he just gives up.👍
British Gas takes millions off us but worry about a bike on the parameter of their land.
@patrickdaly2121. That would be perimeter, sir. 😉
Or even the perimeter of it....
@@JohnSmith-pl2bk I just looked it up, fascinating. Ok, slight exaggeration. 😸
This is 20 times better than anything that passes for entertainment on a saturday night Mr Pure !
100% correct. 👏👏👏👏
All boiled down to a bike wheel on the property, oh boy, these people.
I love these clockwork security guards . You wind them up so easily.
Love it '' I've got some wasp spray''. You're distraction technique is second to non. Playing em like a fiddle.
“Get my zoooooooom camera” you make it sound like they’ve just been invented 😂 watch out for the red lines! TV show… priceless 😂
I watched this one yesterday. I watched it again today and I’m literally dying laughing. 🤣Also, I heard your little chuckle near the end this time. You could not suppress it. Please continue to bring this comedy gold content !!!
🤣🤣🤣I can't get enough of you,after a long work day I'm chillin watching you and your antics and laughing my butt off ty xx
🤣🤣🤣 Thank you
I am tuning in to Pure Audits on T.V on Saturday Night. 🏆
Thank you 👍
@@PureAuditsthousands of people covered in Cheeto dust enjoy this show ( and I'm one of them )
@@gitmoholliday5764 🙋♂️ 👍🏻
@@gitmoholliday5764 We have wotsits.
Pure comedy sketch show! 😂😂 I would watch you on a Saturday night 😂😂
Keep exploiting the idiocy of these people. Great job.
Thank you 👍
Very secure now that you have moved your bike a whole wheel.
Bloke was a cycle-path.
@@davidsmith5523 🤦🏻♂️ lol
Sweet Jesus the comedy of that was top tier 🤣🤣 eyesight determination.. love your bike star of the show 😆 he had no clue 👌
"One wheel in and one wheel out.... you do the hokey cokey and turn around and thats what its all about 😂😂😂
I’d love to have a pint with Pure Audits He cracks me up Love his sense of humour 😂
Love it thanks PA “ don’t you like the bike 😂”👍
How dare you put half of your bike on private property! Outrageous!!!
NO! You must move your bike 2 meters JUST as I order! I was laughing so hard at him trying to reason as to why it mattered.
State of this country now! In every single one of the these audits no matter what channel its on there is a foreign accent of some sort!
Very foolish to ever give these people any amount of power/authority.
Security guards?
@@davidsmith5523 nice try, but fail.
@@user-um1xt3kh I see thr same behaviour regardless of origin.
Well, PA, that guy was at the back of the queue when the good lord was giving out grey matter. It's a shame that the first line of contact is not fit for purpose. You are correct that safety is important for pedestrians, and after pointing that out, he failed to listen. Makes a good video for the telly in the end and welldone for another gem.
Thank you 👍
The hi vis security guard left in a hurry because he could feel his sanity being drained away by the psychological battering you were subjecting him to. Great to see you were concerned about all the poor-sighted old people who might trip over your bike. You are a model citizen, Mr PA.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
‘Are you scared of wasps?’ 😂
Great video.👍⭐⭐⭐
Building was constructed around by Kier Construction for developer Goodman and leased to British Gas. Frank Shaw Associates were architects, posted an article with interior pics. The building was British Gas regional offices with 740 employees consolidated their 3 regional offices in 2013 and offered over 81k ft2 space. Kawneer installed the exterior finishes with article and pics available; Scott Brownrigg provided office fittings with a design article listing the products. British Gas sign removed between 2018-2020. Announcement in 2011 noted a 17 year lease. But no recent articles on the offices.
I thought a dry pond was just a hole.
Legally it's a ditch, but you can apply to have it upgraded to a hole (or if you have the money, an opening).
😂@@davelordy
That security guard's mind is a dry pond.
🤣🤣 Half of the bike is on private property to be fair. 🤣🤣 OMG, this is pure comedy gold yet again from PA. The security guard just couldn't cope with his own stupidity, and had to do the walk of shame just to finish it all of nicely. 🤣🤣🤣
Jobsworth, Jobsworth, it's more than my job's worth.
They have all the solar panels on the roof because they know energy prices will soon be going thru the roof .
There is a wasp on your back hahahaha... Good job hilarious...
Good thing you said "TV" and not social media to the old guy. He wouldn't know what social media is, let alone the internet.
This guy arguing about the bike being on private property is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen.
you're not in a flight restriction zone...... but you are in a bike restriction zone ! *wink
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"You need to listen to me. A lot of elderly people, their eyesight starts to deterioate. Where are you going??"
I think the security clown should stop being a tool and sue the bike
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Mate you need to make a short of that bee on his shoulder, belter 😂😂
Obsession with invisible boundaries lol
I see British gas does not employ British security guards
Nowhere seems to employ natives in their country.
Mexican hotels are full of Mexicans😂🤣
Irregular gas-bags
I'm sure a British person could easily become a British Gas security guard if they wanted the job. Are you saying they couldn't? Maybe I'm not sure of your actual point?
@EXCELLENTpoo - The government offers incentives to encourage qualified security guards to stay and work in the UK - so if a security guard is foreign they are helped to stay in the UK .
ON YER BIKE SECURITY.
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Who else plays Pure Audit bingo?
1. I've got my zoom camera
2. No, I'm not coming in, you think I'm coming in
3. No, I'm allowed
4. I'm excited, are you not excited?
5. I've come a long way
6. It's just a small one, it's wafer thin
7. Who are you then?
8. I'm just taking a video
Love this guy.
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Keep up the great work of showing how entitled and silly these people are ❤
Might not make Saturday night TV 😂
You should be on TV 😂👏🏼
More foreign occupiers lording over the natives as always. It's wild when you see in these peoples cities all across Europe you have foreign occupiers of another peoples ancestral homeland complaining about foreign occupation of another peoples ancestral homeland. The absolute insanity blows my mind. This is why the native uprising in their country is absolutely morally necessary and should be supported by us in the rest of the world.
Racist
@@EXCELLENTpoo tw#t
Excellent turd fod
@@EXCELLENTpoo Speech nazi.
Omg you crack me up!😂😂😂 Love your videos ❤ you do the best audits 👍
Thanks 👍
Where’s all the English workers are they all down the pub on benefits..?
Proof that security guards are a complete waste of space. Throwing a hissy fit over your bike. Pathetic.
I reckon you paid the wasp security to come out and give you some good argumentative content about the trespassing of your rear bicycle wheel 🤣🤣🤣
The irony of the "TV production" gag, is that RUclips has now actually become the main stream television for a lot of us (well, me anyway!) Keep these comedy sketches coming P.A. 😎
This would have been an ideal situation for the tyre pump gag 😂
Thank you 👍
Come for the audits, stay for the hilarity!
WOW! What a nitpicker of a security guard.
this is what companies get when they hire badly trained guards... cheaper probably?
Don't know why he was bothered about the bike... those wheels are wafer-thin.
Security has to be so petty. He just didn’t want to let go of his authority and try to intimidate someone into bowing down and running. Didn’t work so tuck your tail and go back to your little security desk.
Right on Pure Audits.
Security guard: Your bicycle is leaning by 15 degrees in to private property. Not allowed!
You need the Bike Parking App.
I always find it funny when they get petty about a bike being ‘on their property’… so what? It’s not hurting anything.
Do you think when that security guard went home for dinner with his family, he proudly told them all how he protected the business from a dangerous bike??? 🤷♂️
Do the security check the workers' bags as they leave to make sure no one is stealing a couple of megajoules of gas to take home?
Kondor elite dinghy security services, Uk oxford speaking division first responder at it again, fully trained in five days with his tax funded SIA badge, giving him the power and Authority of a twenty five year serving Navy seal and SAS officer.
What a sad state of affairs this land has become.
Ooh we have a new PA bingo item, TV show 😂 zoom camera, wafer thin, come a long way on my bike etc etc
The old fella was like Captain Mainwearing with hair
Security, not only foreign, but rather aged too. In a raid on the meter, what good is he going to be, bless he could hardly walk.
He looked like an escapee from the Kremlin.
British gas can probably run that building just on their billed service charge ....
I think he could have been 'more accommodating, over your bike. But that aside you did well to access this kind of establishment! Great content PA😊
Thankyou. & yes you did well here!
😂😂😂 You wind them up so much 😂😂😂
14:52 _Looks at watch '...about half a day'._ 🤣
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@@malindleythat was the golden moment 😂
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you were not riding your bike, and he couldn't see you were riding him hahaha
You are by far the best out there
Thank you 🙏
Centrica (who own British Gas) spent millions building that office block - and then abandoned it. There is nothing there to protect from cameras.
How pathetic! Does he not realise how silly he looks hahaha. "Don't you like my bike?" Great work as always mate
Thank you 👍
Not sure what England's version of the U.S. "Americans with Disabilities Act" or ADA is, but we specifically cannot have objects - especially sharp, metal corners - intruding more than 100mm into a pedestrian path of travel. Not sure of the actual measurements of those exterior metal window shade units, but it seems close to being out of tolerance (and still dangerous to someone who has vision difficulties).
" 307.2: Objects with leading edges more than 27 inches (685 mm) and not more than 80 inches (2030 mm) above the finish floor or ground shall protrude 4 inches (100 mm) maximum horizontally into the circulation path.
EXCEPTION: Handrails shall be permitted to protrude 4½ inches (115 mm) maximum."
Why are all our security people speak with a foreign accent 😅😅
Why do you post in a foreign accent?
😂
Are your saying that they stole your job?
Definitely.
Why do you think?
Typical, once again visitors to our country laying down the law, which they know nothing about
Racist
Commented to early again need to watch it all first how long you going to be here half a day 😂 I’m sure they could squeeze this in before millionaire comes on 😂😂 love it great job again keep up the comedy
Thank you 🤣🤣🤣
How long will you be here? (Looks at watch) "About half a day" 🤣
His face when you brought the drone down 😂
Bewildered
"I'm doing a tv show" classic!
Pathetic going on about a bike and he needs to worry about real criminals
Don’t you like the bike😂😂 this is the funniest you tuber
I love this guy should be more videos
Usually Monday, Wednesday and Friday. That's plenty. @@KevinCodd
"Now my video may not reach Saturday Night on TV." This would definitely be better than the crap we have to watch on Saturday Night!
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Talk about a nitpicking security jobsworth!
I'm SIA Licenced can't get a job I trained for cus all the none British are given the work.😡😡😡
“It may not get on Saturday night tv.” 😂🤣
How apt the security guy entered the building through the disabled entrance. Beardie wants to know who you are but deliberately keeps his name badge hidden. He's gone!......in more ways than one.
The show is called "The Comedians."
"Thats still our property"
"...WHY?"
He would be easily over powered
“About half a day” 😂
You certainly take the piss out of these idiots about where to park your bike, as there is not a sole about walking on the pavement.
Not sure who was the biggest idiot, the first or second security guard. No definitely the second one.
Someone should tell him that British Gas is a Public company not a private one!😊
Keep an eye out for the post, the last security guard went off to put in a claim for aggravated trespass for half your bicycle.
"What is your name" says the man hiding his SIA identity card.
"I've got some detector it sprays a wasp" lol!