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  • Houses mind is blown away by an endurance artist's magician's skills but also his medical symptoms. Can house House Save his life in time?
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    Season 4 Episode 8 "You Don't Want To know"
    House encounters a magician (Steve Valentine) whose heart fails when performing an underwater escape act. While the remaining fellowship candidates work to diagnose him, House is determined to prove he is a scam artist faking his ailments to cover up the fact he nearly drowned during his act. In the meantime, House pits his team against one another in a challenge involving Cuddy, granting the winner immunity from elimination and a chance to nominate two other candidates to be put on the chopping block.
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  • @IboxingkangerooI
    @IboxingkangerooI 3 года назад +4516

    "Of course you're type AB. Universal recipient. You take from everybody."
    "'Course you're type O, universal donor. No wonder you're paying three alimonys."
    SICK BURN

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 2 года назад +74

      That's the greatest line ever lmao

    • @adamektilah846
      @adamektilah846 2 года назад +15

      Yep, but one is plus and one is minus, which is what? if you answer incorrecrly the AB recipient is a deadman

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 Год назад +3

      Three alimonies', why it doesn't pay to be a doctor.

    • @snowoffstream5823
      @snowoffstream5823 Год назад +2

      I literally came across this and read it AS THEY WERE SAYING IT.
      It made it so much better.

  • @jenniferreid372
    @jenniferreid372 5 лет назад +18488

    i love how they both turned into kids after the wallet caught fire

    • @turquoiselomax8965
      @turquoiselomax8965 5 лет назад +612

      Not gonna lie, i got kinda giddy too 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid
      @A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid 4 года назад +505

      Followed by the inevitable, "how did you do that!" And the inevitable, nope!

    • @athena9349
      @athena9349 4 года назад +234

      Trust they went from doctor's to children 😂

    • @weopdurdegenes6598
      @weopdurdegenes6598 4 года назад +25

      And I love your profile picture

    • @Ames-
      @Ames- 4 года назад +54

      That's the beauty of a good magic trick

  • @Lotus-sp6cu
    @Lotus-sp6cu 4 года назад +6588

    My first thought was "he really has magic powers but he's overtaxing himself and it's killing him."

    • @digital_oni
      @digital_oni 4 года назад +548

      You would be the best worst doctor to ever live lmfao

    • @pepe_s1lvia
      @pepe_s1lvia 4 года назад +116

      @@digital_oni At least he's a doctor, he graduated medical school, who could ever do that

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +40

      House: Yes..... And I have a pack mule named Swilon.

    • @nomnom4805
      @nomnom4805 4 года назад +7

      Yessssssssssss

    • @panek6443
      @panek6443 4 года назад +15

      This is a MEDICAL show

  • @rahmaali5236
    @rahmaali5236 5 лет назад +3704

    He was the most charming and fun patient on House MD

    • @rubberduck3062
      @rubberduck3062 3 года назад +45

      Straight facts!!!

    • @cpr3422
      @cpr3422 3 года назад +11

      Agreed!

    • @charadreemurr874
      @charadreemurr874 3 года назад +116

      In the precedence:
      “It’s never lupus”
      Today: “finally my first case of lupus!”
      Magician: I made a wonder happen

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 2 года назад +33

      Play Dragon Age, you'll sacrifice yourself before letting him die.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 2 года назад +52

      The actor - a stage performer and magician in real life - was an excellent casting choice.

  • @chrissanborn1678
    @chrissanborn1678 4 года назад +15890

    “I finally have a case of lupus” only true fans understand

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 4 года назад +788

      You don’t need to be a true fan to understand that. I’ve never watched an episode of this show in my life, only some highlights, and I understand.

    • @494949david
      @494949david 4 года назад +176

      @@TigerBears11 you don't know what you are loosing. You should see the film

    • @TigerBears11
      @TigerBears11 4 года назад +381

      Geto Dacul - You clearly don’t know either, since this isn’t from a film.

    • @gingerstorm101
      @gingerstorm101 4 года назад +207

      My mom, who has lupus, always said “they always says it’s lupus and then gets proven wrong”

    • @494949david
      @494949david 4 года назад +169

      @@TigerBears11 i'm not english man , for me , film/series is the same.......i'm sorry if that is isn't true, but it is the way i view it to be

  • @krishshah4189
    @krishshah4189 5 лет назад +5081

    "Would it help if I puked" The dude is possible injured but still does a magic trick effortlessly.

    • @bttrade6286
      @bttrade6286 5 лет назад +12

      If he puked, how did that key still stay in his body?

    • @PyroMikeHell
      @PyroMikeHell 5 лет назад +35

      @@bttrade6286 I don't think he had eaten the cards that he 'puked', even if he had actually thrown up I believe the key had moved from his stomach into his intestine by that point.

    • @TheReaper13g
      @TheReaper13g 5 лет назад +40

      The card puke trick is sleight of hand. You cover the deck with your palm, bring it close to your mouth, make a puking noise while spreading the cards. 1,2,3 done

    • @hannaboville172
      @hannaboville172 5 лет назад +16

      I kind of wonder if he actually learned to do all those tricks perfeclty for the show, or if he was a magician already🤔

    • @yin-mei-gou2526
      @yin-mei-gou2526 5 лет назад +23

      @@hannaboville172 He is a musician actor and stage performer

  • @SpencerXYZMC
    @SpencerXYZMC 5 лет назад +2577

    IT'S NEVER LUPUS
    Magician: I made a miracle happen.

    • @I_am16
      @I_am16 5 лет назад +28

      SO THE PROPHECY IS TRUE 0-0

    • @Scrolltoendyt
      @Scrolltoendyt 3 года назад +21

      The occurence of lupus in a magician case is kind of ingenious

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 5 лет назад +5486

    IF you think about this logically then Wilson deserves half the credit for all the lives House saves. The fact he ignores most of what Wilson is saying gives him perfect clarity for determining the patient's problem.

    • @geniosityfilms
      @geniosityfilms 5 лет назад +229

      It's classic, Wilson = Watson and House = Holmes.

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 5 лет назад +87

      House also helps Wilson with some of his sick people. Both are the two best doctors in the clinic until House hired Foreman, Chase and 13.

    • @johnsprings3322
      @johnsprings3322 4 года назад +16

      Sometimes for a changeup I'd rather they switch it up

    • @simul8rduude
      @simul8rduude 4 года назад +51

      Cant tell you how happy I was that house quit to ride the country with Wilson until he dies. True homies til the end.

    • @johnsprings3322
      @johnsprings3322 4 года назад +2

      @@simul8rduude I've only watched lil clips on youtube but super cool thing from house

  • @nimrowd2023
    @nimrowd2023 3 года назад +2478

    "I finally have a case of Lupus ." This line is great because in another episode House grabs a bottle of Vicodin hidden in a Lupus textbook and Foreman asks about it and House replies "It's never Lupus."

    • @minglifeng2862
      @minglifeng2862 2 года назад +131

      Nah, it’s a recurring joke during the whole run of the show. The case in the video is actually the only confirmed lupus case in the whole show

    • @aquakitty6603
      @aquakitty6603 2 года назад

      Lupus not something to joke around with because this can lead to serious life or death situations with all this dangerous bacteria that affect the body munch worst than cancer

    • @Supersquigi
      @Supersquigi Год назад +6

      @@asimhussain8716 LMFAO the op is a idiet

    • @melissa_jpg
      @melissa_jpg Год назад

      @@minglifeng2862 A long time ago, they did some kind of charity fund raising for mental health, the shirt said: It's Never Lupus". Still have it to this day.

    • @jerban8879
      @jerban8879 Год назад +8

      @@minglifeng2862yeah lol it’s a real medicine joke too cuz lupus can in theory do literally anything but is so rare which makes it the least helpful pitch in a differential diagnosis conversation haha

  • @MythicRanger2401
    @MythicRanger2401 4 года назад +1313

    Man, this dude really did have magic. Not because of the tricks, but because he managed to get Lupus in House M.D

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Год назад +74

      Exactly. It's never lupus, until the magician conjurs it up :p

  • @geekjokes8458
    @geekjokes8458 5 лет назад +6385

    Are we not gonna talk about this beautiful line
    "if a wonder is gone when the truth is known, it wasnt really wonder"

    • @BrokenSaintRW
      @BrokenSaintRW 5 лет назад +237

      Reminds me of a line from a song I am about to butcher: "But the best trick is to see the magic after you've seen the wires."

    • @Multishorty50
      @Multishorty50 5 лет назад +145

      Or how House tried to grab the door and missed it and slipped awkwardly to the knob at 5:39

    • @cloutcloud4069
      @cloutcloud4069 5 лет назад +22

      If lupus is gone when the truth is known it wasn’t really lupus. In this case it’s the exact opposite

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 5 лет назад +5

      no they prefer repeting themself the lupus meme all over the comments thinking they are originals:p

    • @kosmos6467
      @kosmos6467 5 лет назад +17

      It's a poor line. Not knowing is what makes magic wondrous.

  • @spicy-wn8ip
    @spicy-wn8ip 5 лет назад +7358

    House: I finally have a case of Lupus.
    Me: Oh shit. Winter in Coming...

    • @erikku4739
      @erikku4739 5 лет назад +90

      I want Dr. House to have a conversation with Tywin Lannister

    • @spicy-wn8ip
      @spicy-wn8ip 5 лет назад +12

      @@erikku4739 Ayyyyyyyeeeee

    • @minerva-2351
      @minerva-2351 5 лет назад +16

      No it’s the end times run save yourself

    • @spicy-wn8ip
      @spicy-wn8ip 5 лет назад +11

      @@minerva-2351 No. We must fight.

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @sophiameza8741
    @sophiameza8741 5 лет назад +10365

    “I don’t screw up”
    *blood starts pouring out of nose*
    Me: OKAY Eleven, chill

    • @johnhager8967
      @johnhager8967 5 лет назад +91

      Just FIX IT eleven.

    • @SigTheSauceMan
      @SigTheSauceMan 4 года назад +16

      Wait... Didn't this show end WAY before Stranger Things came out?

    • @zachariahsmith1324
      @zachariahsmith1324 4 года назад +44

      @@SigTheSauceMan Yes, in 2012. Yet people are still watching these videos in 2019-2020. What does that tell you? Oh maybe new people are still discovering this show despite it being old and MAY have watched stranger things before it?

    • @haileylong1974
      @haileylong1974 4 года назад +15

      It was like an anime boy when he saw a hot girl

    • @csolps7249
      @csolps7249 4 года назад

      SoPhia Meza how did u make the text bigger

  • @eb8945
    @eb8945 4 года назад +1921

    "Who the hell chats about their blood type?"
    ...a highly qualified medical doctor asks another highly qualified medical doctor while sitting in the hospital they both work.

    • @NekoGamerplay
      @NekoGamerplay 4 года назад +97

      To be fair, he means in regular conversation. Like, not many people just bring it up all "oh by the way, I'm type B".

    • @greganderson6371
      @greganderson6371 4 года назад +11

      As they chat about blood type.

    • @panek6443
      @panek6443 4 года назад +23

      What about the Japanese?

    • @НелиелОксингейл
      @НелиелОксингейл 4 года назад +10

      Have heard that in several chats of friends past year, it's just depending on company you have

    • @kinawa2845
      @kinawa2845 4 года назад +12

      @@panek6443 and koreans

  • @cursor8512
    @cursor8512 4 года назад +461

    "If the wonder is gone when the truth is known, there was never any wonder" - House M.D.

  • @shrineguard2778
    @shrineguard2778 5 лет назад +5983

    *is dying*
    Pick a card
    Pick a card
    Would you please pick a card?
    The tone of that third request is amazing

  • @tituscaesar6960
    @tituscaesar6960 5 лет назад +4721

    And that prediction of death fits with incorrect blood type transfusion, since most recipients reportedly feel a sense of dread before the reaction starts

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 5 лет назад +747

      I feel a sense of dread every time i get up for work in the morning

    • @beckwrecked
      @beckwrecked 5 лет назад +351

      What’s really funny is that the writers got blood type really wrong this episode: you make antibodies for the blood type you DON’T have. This is why AB is a universal recipient, because they don’t produce antibodies for either the A or B antigens found their blood and in type A blood (A antigen) and in type B blood (B antigen). Type O doesn’t have either antigen, which is why it is a universal donor. If the patient tested positive for both A and B antibodies, they should have assumed he was type O, and only have given him type O blood (which you could give to anyone).

    • @megahellreaper
      @megahellreaper 5 лет назад +89

      @@beckwrecked Do not neglect to mention that they also ONLY receive from others of the same type. Unless it's O+ then it receives from O- as well, while O- only receives from O-, but I don't think that distinction matters too much in the particular conversation.

    • @UnfairRampage
      @UnfairRampage 5 лет назад +38

      @@megahellreaper and propably you already know there are a few more blood tipes that don't fit on the ABO classification.

    • @megahellreaper
      @megahellreaper 5 лет назад +27

      @@UnfairRampage Unless you mean the distinction between + and - blood types, no I'm not aware. Please educate me my good sir.

  • @SonicGlitchmaster1
    @SonicGlitchmaster1 5 лет назад +2489

    “I do have something in my pants, but it’s not going to help with this trick.”
    -Gregory House

    • @simplythebest286
      @simplythebest286 5 лет назад +15

      hahahaha house is a genius !!!

    • @Fluvance
      @Fluvance 5 лет назад +4

      Fuck, thanks. I wouldn't have gotten that myself from watching the video you clout.

  • @chiragraju821
    @chiragraju821 4 года назад +387

    “Actual magic is oxymoronic, maybe not even oxy “

  • @tomassoejakto
    @tomassoejakto 2 года назад +268

    9:55 I love how Thirteen 'enables' House's jokes by smiling. She's the only one who can stand toe to toe with House and their relationship is one of the coolest in the series.

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams 2 года назад +4

      Cuddy could and of course Thirteen could since she's the Mary Sue of the show.

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 Год назад

      she can't stand toe to toe with house.

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 5 лет назад +5693

    Loved this episode, they always seemed to pick great actors to play the patients.

    • @NightWatch707
      @NightWatch707 5 лет назад +201

      That's Alistair from Dragon Age. He's a great voice actor. I'm surprised he isn't in more stuff.

    • @TheReconRacoon
      @TheReconRacoon 5 лет назад +31

      @@NightWatch707 Holy fuck, is that true? dank as fuxk

    • @SusanaCanales1
      @SusanaCanales1 5 лет назад +9

      NightWatch707 no way!! Good to know! Makes me love him even more!

    • @BohemianFish
      @BohemianFish 5 лет назад +39

      Agreed. He's also Harry Flynn from Uncharted 2.

    • @Frontdesk_tragedy
      @Frontdesk_tragedy 5 лет назад +24

      He also hosted that haunted manor game show and was a great warlock on charmed Eames
      I am terribly in love with him

  • @slayrx
    @slayrx 5 лет назад +2720

    That trick was pretty slick tho

    • @beths4681
      @beths4681 5 лет назад +6

      Ikr

    • @fanghur
      @fanghur 5 лет назад +145

      Not to mention physically impossible. Unless the guy can psychically cause macroscopic quantum tunnelling events.

    • @TheKraetos
      @TheKraetos 5 лет назад +280

      It's possible to quantum tunnel into something. Just ask your mom.

    • @TrucSale
      @TrucSale 5 лет назад +23

      @@fanghur oh its a known trick, it exists

    • @fanghur
      @fanghur 5 лет назад +14

      @@TrucSale Citation needed.

  • @changwanyu4231
    @changwanyu4231 4 года назад +615

    Who the hell chats about their blood type?
    Japan: Well, you see...

    • @mikerodrigues9822
      @mikerodrigues9822 4 года назад +10

      At least most ppl I know(Brazil) talk about it with close ppl to the case they need a transplant. Public health is so broken that is better to say the blood type that wait for a test that can take hours to be done, not done at all or done incorrectly. Public schools also require the blood type of the students for the same reason.

    • @shinkaiatsuya950
      @shinkaiatsuya950 4 года назад +2

      JRPGs in a nutshell.

    • @tbbk201
      @tbbk201 4 года назад +6

      @@shinkaiatsuya950 ... Um no; just Japan.
      A lot of people believe blood types correlate to different types of personalities. This is why most Japanese games have blood types in character bios... Not just JRPGs.

    • @tite93
      @tite93 3 года назад

      @@tbbk201 extremely weird fact, very interesting to read about

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 3 года назад

      @@tbbk201 Korea too

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 5 лет назад +208

    When you manage to impress House with a magic trick, you know it's a win.

  • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
    @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE 5 лет назад +416

    I swear wilson is an Angel from heaven planting ideas on house to get his eureka moments.

    • @nygirl7195
      @nygirl7195 4 года назад +18

      They had a unique bromance

  • @NoBody-qs7op
    @NoBody-qs7op 2 года назад +74

    It’s honestly adorable how excited they get at the wallet trick

  • @MarijnvdSterre
    @MarijnvdSterre 4 года назад +279

    Kutner was such a great character, wish he had a longer run.

    • @bjbell52
      @bjbell52 3 года назад +34

      He's choice was to either remain a minor character on a TV or work directly with the President of the United States. I can see why he choose the latter.

    • @MarijnvdSterre
      @MarijnvdSterre 3 года назад +17

      @@bjbell52 I understand as well. But it wasn't that minor of a roll. And the effects of the show will be lasting way longer imo. Still of course I don't think anyone in their right mind would blame that choice. Just would have liked it didn't have to happen on the same time.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 3 года назад +1

      @@bjbell52 And then he takes a TV role where he works for the President.

    • @tituscaesar6960
      @tituscaesar6960 2 года назад +4

      @@JnEricsonx now he needs to become a real doctor, to finish the quartet

    • @voidstarq
      @voidstarq 2 года назад +2

      @@bjbell52 Well, yeah, but Kumar's big epiphany was realizing that medical school was his true calling, so...

  • @chloexiantallopez5765
    @chloexiantallopez5765 5 лет назад +1137

    The situation where you do a magic trick and keep a conversation at the same time is just a SKILL😂
    Pretty hard.

    • @vladsalbatecu5337
      @vladsalbatecu5337 5 лет назад +47

      Actually, engaging in a conversation while doing the trick is somewhat helpful as a distraction.

    • @MicukoFelton
      @MicukoFelton 5 лет назад +51

      Me just holding a conversation is magic enough.

    • @TheByQQ
      @TheByQQ 4 года назад +9

      Distracting your audience is pretty much the basics of magic tricks. No trick will work if you let people pay close attention to what you're doing, you have to divert it somewhere else. Otherwise they will quickly spot the things that give it away.

  • @chichi77tim
    @chichi77tim 5 лет назад +8088

    "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"
    "Do It again!"
    How to turn two doctors into two kindergarten kids. 😂
    Edit: Woah, I forgot about this comment and found out casually that It's one of my most appreciated one. Thank you. Also, what's this boomer discussion in the comments? I'm confused, I have 23 years old. 🤣 Plus, yes, I too feel that is a little strange that "garten" in "kindergarten" is spelled with a T, since I found myself spelling It with a D subconsciously, but hey. What you gonna do about It? I didn't created the word, even If It's one of my personal favorites. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @StNickoh
      @StNickoh 4 года назад +22

      Ok boomer

    • @wolfyakuza
      @wolfyakuza 4 года назад +97

      No_ Intro that’s not how that works

    • @StNickoh
      @StNickoh 4 года назад +19

      Ok boomer

    • @joshburns4611
      @joshburns4611 4 года назад +68

      @@StNickoh Mindless social media robot detected. If you're gonna use a lame insult you might wanna learn why it's supposed to be an insult in the first place. I'd explain in more detail, but i'll just let you keep saying it so you look dumber and dumber so more and more people make fun of you. That is if you're not too brainwashed to even notice you're being made fun of.

    • @nabiullahwoodod5601
      @nabiullahwoodod5601 4 года назад +17

      Josh ok boomer

  • @jager35
    @jager35 5 лет назад +404

    I think they actually had the magician do magic and the actor who played hours just had improv his lines because no one told him what was gonna happen

    • @chiraine1
      @chiraine1 5 лет назад +91

      Hugh Laurie is actually a pretty skilled magician himself. He probably knew how every single trick worked.

    • @abrunosON
      @abrunosON 4 года назад +60

      Hugh Laurie is a very skilled magician himself and the entirety of House M.D serie is written, directed and produced by Hugh just moving very fast.

    • @camichambers2003
      @camichambers2003 4 года назад +34

      the guy who played the magician is a magician himself aswell, Steve Valentine

    • @jasonsong86
      @jasonsong86 Год назад

      Steve Valentine is a magician.

  • @hardikjoshi3805
    @hardikjoshi3805 4 года назад +36

    2:58 "I outgrew it. You?" 😂😂
    House is definitely the king of comebacks.

  • @shunvanmeenen716
    @shunvanmeenen716 3 года назад +17

    8:00
    You're about to run out of here, aren't you
    *He's learning*

  • @LckeStudios
    @LckeStudios 5 лет назад +511

    "And presto change-o, he magically pulls blood type AB out of his hat."
    "Would you stop that?"
    "God, yes."

  • @cbillygoatsgruff5942
    @cbillygoatsgruff5942 5 лет назад +264

    "Oh I got a headache"
    "How bad is it?"
    "Not bad, I'll just take one of these... Vicodin"

  • @bhaskar08
    @bhaskar08 5 лет назад +399

    I finally have a case of Lupus. 😂😂😂

  • @hearthesage3091
    @hearthesage3091 2 года назад +9

    6:10 "alright you're freaking me out, in ya go!"

  • @Sal-jc7wo
    @Sal-jc7wo 5 лет назад +144

    Guy: I don't screw up
    Guy: *Starts dying*

  • @GordonLee97
    @GordonLee97 5 лет назад +522

    If you look carefully, every time House does something funny/sarcastic, 13 (Olivia Wilde) looks amused. She seems to love House's sense of humor, and plays along. The two have great on-screen chemistry. An example in this episode is at 9:56.

    • @countpythagoras
      @countpythagoras 3 года назад +21

      Chase was also amused by him constantly

    • @SnuffIt
      @SnuffIt 2 года назад +17

      If you pay attention throughout the seasons, you can notice that 13, Kutner, and Chase were the ones that seem to enjoy House’s sense of humor from time to time and they even played along with him. I think that those three were like House’s favorite children, with Kutner it would have been more obvious with time but unfortunately that didn’t happen.

  • @silverloony1170
    @silverloony1170 4 года назад +88

    It's actually a pretty wild coincidence that a magician ends up pulling out the disease that House never comes across.
    "It's never lupus."
    (Shuffling the cards for the disease of the week) "Pick a card."
    (It's lupus) "Ta-dah!"

  • @bobbiblaze
    @bobbiblaze 4 года назад +40

    "I finally had a case with lupus" - House M.D.

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 5 лет назад +217

    "knowing is way cooler"....gotta I love the writing on this show....finally we are not being treated like morons.

  • @zenosvillondo9733
    @zenosvillondo9733 5 лет назад +575

    “I don’t screw up”
    *.0002 seconds later* nose bleed fountain ⛲️

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 5 лет назад +21

      He didn't screw up. The medics did, kind of.

    • @pedanticpeanut2439
      @pedanticpeanut2439 4 года назад +1

      Kinda like anime, were you get nose bleed fountain seeing something erotic.

    • @afriendlypoltergeist4073
      @afriendlypoltergeist4073 4 года назад +1

      Maybe he's into House you know?

    • @abluesparklydidlernamedste6723
      @abluesparklydidlernamedste6723 4 года назад +1

      @@afriendlypoltergeist4073 i ship it

    • @gobbadavis
      @gobbadavis 3 года назад +2

      I once had a nose bleed fountain at school, the teacher came to take a look at my nose and I sneezed HARD. Her face was read like a pepper. Both for the blood and because of her rage.

  • @ryotaarai3816
    @ryotaarai3816 5 лет назад +371

    "The fun is in not knowing" - Magician
    "Is that the motto of your community college?" - Sheldon Cooper

  • @Nynkx
    @Nynkx Год назад +11

    im convinced that 60% of the wonder of a really cool trick is the face that they make in response to your shock after it's done. 3:31 really sells that.

  • @grf15
    @grf15 Год назад +20

    I've always been a HUGE Steve Valentine fan. Nailed this role, as he does every one.

  • @Aphexia
    @Aphexia 5 лет назад +167

    *ITS FINALLY LUPUS*

  • @khinzakhan66
    @khinzakhan66 5 лет назад +233

    Imagine Dr. House, Patrick Jane (The Mentalist) & Sherlock Holmes in the same room!

    • @Leekcorp
      @Leekcorp 5 лет назад +9

      Absolute nightmare

    • @phoebedarling840
      @phoebedarling840 5 лет назад +17

      I say a debate between Dr. House and Sheldon Cooper

    • @vividfleurdelis
      @vividfleurdelis 4 года назад +18

      @@phoebedarling840 House would probably just irk Sheldon for the fun of it.

    • @SpinoAdri2001
      @SpinoAdri2001 4 года назад +8

      Put the guy from "Lie to me" in the mix

    • @Godsown1000
      @Godsown1000 4 года назад +7

      The level of Aspergers in the room would cause a catastrophic, universal melt down of Big Bang proportions.

  • @geniusfollower
    @geniusfollower 5 лет назад +48

    "If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, then there really wasn't any wonder."

  • @kdhope
    @kdhope 4 года назад +10

    I love the “finally had a case of lupus” cause it’s so true and it’s the perfect thing to say for that situation

  • @mohammedfirosek.a.9974
    @mohammedfirosek.a.9974 2 года назад +70

    House should have asked and thus learned from the magician how he managed to magically get Vicodin from House's pocket. Could have definitely come in handy, especially near the pharmacy. 😂😂

  • @AfricanHeavyMetalGuy
    @AfricanHeavyMetalGuy 5 лет назад +33

    "I don't screw up"
    *Starts bleeding from nose*

  • @teebee522
    @teebee522 5 лет назад +39

    "It's never lupus." That's why he keeps the spare bottle of vicodin in the lupus book...

  • @P___ilar
    @P___ilar 5 лет назад +97

    “ i finally have a case of Lupus ..”
    I LOVE ITT 😂😂😂

  • @sk8rwhezel
    @sk8rwhezel 4 года назад +46

    It's Alistair! Didn't know he knew magic...maybe he learned some from Morrigan?

    • @thetasigma4709
      @thetasigma4709 3 года назад

      !!!! No wonder this character made me feel all warm and fuzzy! Steve Valentine!!! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @SpicyMartina
      @SpicyMartina 3 года назад +5

      😂 swooping is bad.

    • @mhmyeet3508
      @mhmyeet3508 3 года назад +1

      Alistairr😍

    • @thistles
      @thistles 3 года назад

      From his mom =)

    • @truestspaceberry8258
      @truestspaceberry8258 3 года назад

      Former templar doing magic who would've thought

  • @beboaj2665
    @beboaj2665 4 года назад +62

    *googles nose bleed*
    Google: lupus
    Me: yeah right, wrong again google.
    Magic dude: hold my burning wallet

  • @michaelwashington4790
    @michaelwashington4790 5 лет назад +161

    I love this channel cuz they have no schedule, i jus be waitin for days. Then I’ll stop waiting and BOOM, another episode that I wanted to see💯

  • @criptastical
    @criptastical 2 года назад +8

    My favourite part is just the resident slowly putting the guy in the MRI machine after he said he was gonna die 😂

  • @indigopaws7881
    @indigopaws7881 5 лет назад +216

    Anyone else hate when your ice cubes are melting and every time you sip you choke on the little pieces?

    • @sydnxyx
      @sydnxyx 5 лет назад +5

      lmao i hate that too.

    • @shrimpe2876
      @shrimpe2876 5 лет назад +2

      Literally just happened to me

    • @LSPD1909
      @LSPD1909 5 лет назад +3

      Nah just swallow them.

    • @indigopaws7881
      @indigopaws7881 5 лет назад +3

      Hairy Pooter you’re hardcore

    • @LordFatamayus
      @LordFatamayus 5 лет назад

      use a cup with a lid

  • @cloudtheavegner1000
    @cloudtheavegner1000 2 года назад +7

    This guy is a really talented magician. He finally gave House a case of lupus.

  • @RopeDrink
    @RopeDrink 3 года назад +11

    Didn't realize the first time that this wonderful chap (Steve Valentine) is also the voice of Alistair from Dragon Age Origins (amongst many other things), including being a professional magician.

  • @yurt2773
    @yurt2773 2 года назад +4

    The ‘It’s Never Lupus’ was one of the best running jokes in this series.

  • @geniusfollower
    @geniusfollower 5 лет назад +11

    People who say "fun is in not knowing" to House REALLY dont know him at all, and that's what makes this conversation spectacularly hilarious.

  • @owenmills3517
    @owenmills3517 3 года назад +13

    Hugh Laurie secretly thinking: Finally another brit

  • @TJKnight94
    @TJKnight94 4 года назад +8

    4:53 House is trying very hard not to murder this man

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 5 лет назад +9

    7:54 House realizes it's Lupus.

  • @Rhyza13
    @Rhyza13 5 лет назад +59

    I loved this episode. The interactions between these two are just plain fun.

  • @grenzviel4480
    @grenzviel4480 5 лет назад +18

    at 2:10 there is a cut where house's gloves are just "kinda" bloody, but the next shot his gloves are extra bloody

  • @LilKitten9620
    @LilKitten9620 2 года назад +8

    Finally a patient who matches Houses wits and sass

  • @tooninatorplayz6379
    @tooninatorplayz6379 4 года назад +38

    I feel honored to have met that magician in real life since he is a really cool guy.

  • @nathanbiller7662
    @nathanbiller7662 4 года назад +7

    “I finally had a case of lupus”
    This was a victory for that man in ways that we may never comprehend

  • @hannahsharpe9554
    @hannahsharpe9554 4 года назад +40

    Why does he sound like Alistair from Dragon Age?
    Edit: OMFG IT'S BECAUSE HE IS ALISTAIR. MY BABBBYYYY!!!!!

    • @mhmyeet3508
      @mhmyeet3508 3 года назад +2

      I'm SO happy someone else got it! I've been looking for this comment!💗

  • @ewwwitscosso2292
    @ewwwitscosso2292 5 лет назад +297

    Hey it’s the magician from the Wizard of Waverly place movie

    • @ThePMM1997
      @ThePMM1997 5 лет назад +20

      He played many roles of a magician in movies

    • @Jemanzanares640
      @Jemanzanares640 5 лет назад +21

      He was also the lead singer in the show “Im in the band” singing for Iron Weasels

    • @CrystalChhour
      @CrystalChhour 5 лет назад +9

      ive been looking for someone to say that LOL

    • @miljananisavic6998
      @miljananisavic6998 5 лет назад +8

      @@Jemanzanares640 I KNEW IT, I was searching for this comment

    • @attemptingeventing1262
      @attemptingeventing1262 4 года назад +1

      Omg I was looking at him and thinking where he was from 😂

  • @SnuffIt
    @SnuffIt 2 года назад +10

    9:06 How could you not love House’s dramatic and majestic entrance?
    It’s one of the best parts of the episodes.

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 3 года назад +7

    "If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, there never was any wonder"
    Love that one

  • @exchanegedtag
    @exchanegedtag 5 лет назад +15

    "I don't screw up" Bleeds profusely*

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 5 лет назад +74

    He is like Eleven, his nose bleeds when he uses his powers.

  • @salmak3524
    @salmak3524 5 лет назад +3099

    Wait did I just hear LUPUS.... I thought that was banned on this show 😂
    OMGG never got so many likes !!!

    • @Collector2006
      @Collector2006 5 лет назад +114

      They mention Lupus almost every episode. But its never lupus. Except for this time. It's actually Lupus.

    • @megahellreaper
      @megahellreaper 5 лет назад +21

      @@Collector2006 And that one time in prison.

    • @katrinav4925
      @katrinav4925 5 лет назад +1

      What is that

    • @megahellreaper
      @megahellreaper 5 лет назад +12

      @@katrinav4925 Lupus? It's an autoimmune disease. Google it, it's your friend in times like these.

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 5 лет назад +6

      @@megahellreaper except that one time in prison wasn't actually lupus it was something else

  • @rhiannascureman2185
    @rhiannascureman2185 Год назад +4

    I love how truly little he cared until the wallet flamed up, and then they were both FULLY invested 🤣

  • @Jay84476
    @Jay84476 3 года назад +8

    God this magicians charisma is off the charts

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 3 года назад

      That's we love him in Dragon Age.

  • @BG12sofia
    @BG12sofia 5 лет назад +139

    "Who the hell chats about their blood type?"
    Well, me and my classmates did on our Immunology class. Also, I'm a frequent blood doner, so that has come up.

    • @mista_fur3346
      @mista_fur3346 5 лет назад +6

      I wrote some blood type jokes and told my brother's wife...
      What blood type do writers have? Type O
      What blood type do optimists have? B Positive

    • @BG12sofia
      @BG12sofia 5 лет назад

      @@mista_fur3346 Nice! XD

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 5 лет назад

      @@BG12sofia ur gay

    • @TheClaireyboos
      @TheClaireyboos 5 лет назад

      @@GOML1112 no u

    • @dt5772
      @dt5772 5 лет назад

      Good on you for being a frequent blood donor!

  • @zain1132
    @zain1132 5 лет назад +9

    The acting of that patient is perfect

  • @yogib668
    @yogib668 4 года назад +96

    "I am Inevitable"
    "This is not Meth"
    "I don't screw up"
    "I am the Danger"
    "Dressed like a bat"
    "Bond, James Bond"
    "I am Batman"
    "The bat is dead. Bury it"
    "I have something in my pants"

  • @alos4025
    @alos4025 2 года назад +6

    This guy was great on Monk as well. Knew I recognized him from another show when I heard him and then saw the magic acts he was performing.

  • @alptekinakturk4185
    @alptekinakturk4185 4 года назад +9

    I’m an MD, and this was one of the rare episodes that are cool from medical point of view.

  • @alexanderkuptsov6117
    @alexanderkuptsov6117 3 года назад +44

    Another great patient actor. How did the casting team do that? All the actors are superb regardless of how big the role is.

    • @MyNameIsBucket
      @MyNameIsBucket 2 года назад +4

      That's our Alistair.

    • @sarcasticallyrearranged
      @sarcasticallyrearranged 2 года назад +3

      He’s neither “ours “ or “Alistair.”
      His name is Steve Valentine.

    • @QUARTERMASTEREMI6
      @QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Год назад

      He’s also known as Harry Flynn! 😁😉

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss Год назад

      @@sarcasticallyrearranged Can't tell if you're joking or not. He played Alistair in Dragon Age.

    • @sarcasticallyrearranged
      @sarcasticallyrearranged Год назад

      @@megasauruss there's obviously some sarcasm,but he's not the character that he plays.

  • @nomisnoxin
    @nomisnoxin 4 года назад +23

    * wrist deep in another man stomach *
    “ how ya been ? “
    😂😂

  • @charadreemurr874
    @charadreemurr874 3 года назад +7

    “It’s never lupus.”
    “I finally Have a case of lupus.”
    Magician: I fulfilled a ✨wonder✨!

  • @maia3035
    @maia3035 5 лет назад +6

    The guy who played the patient ALWAYS plays a magicians.

  • @dinoduelist2219
    @dinoduelist2219 2 года назад +12

    Love how you can see hugh laurie trying to find the door with his hand while he was looking at the patient

  • @ladyspookums
    @ladyspookums 3 года назад +10

    There's a good chance all the magic is real. Not in like a supernatural way but the actor, Steve Valentine is really an accomplished magician. He won the Close Up Magician Of The Year Award two years in a row (the maximum by the by) and does stage shows and private shows from The Magic Academy.

  • @lorenzopeterson7880
    @lorenzopeterson7880 4 года назад +25

    Steve was a excellent opponent in matching wits with Dr House, Their are some things in the universe that can't be explained with medicine, mathematics, logic or reason.😎

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 3 года назад +3

    9:46 I move to strike that phrase from the records, on the grounds that it's never Lupus.

  • @lividivi7538
    @lividivi7538 5 лет назад +32

    Magic man from WIZARDS OF WAVERY PLACE YAAAASSSSSSSSS

    • @Princess_Cheese
      @Princess_Cheese 4 года назад

      Livi Divi he’s also Derek Jupiter from I’m in the band. He also did magic tricks in multiple episodes

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 4 года назад

      You mean the guy from Crossing Jordan ?

  • @campuscryptid3020
    @campuscryptid3020 5 лет назад +15

    First trick: he palms off the card before handing it to Thirteen to shuffle. The fire wallet is a very basic prop trick; for an impromptu display you only need some lighter fluid and a sparker, which he could have stole anytime the camera wasn’t on his hands. It’s also misdirection for loading the card into the wallet.
    Second trick is impossible to do without setup. You need a very quick stooge, a force, and a deck switch. He forces a card (many ways to do this, he probably had a deck of all the same cards), switches to a normal deck, throws it (the Jack probably had some form of adhesive), and the stooge would quickly stick the correct card on the other side. Again, can’t do it impromptu, and it’s improbable that a stooge can move that quickly.

    • @beganfish
      @beganfish 5 лет назад +4

      Its a TV show, there is no secret behind these tricks since he didnt actually do them.

    • @echomancer422
      @echomancer422 5 лет назад +6

      @@beganfish you must be fun at parties.

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 5 лет назад

      A girl walked by when he threw the cards.

    • @beganfish
      @beganfish 5 лет назад +1

      @@echomancer422 Dude, what? It makes sense for people to explain real magic tricks, but this is a tv show, they didnt *actually* do that magic trick, there is no trick behind it.

    • @campuscryptid3020
      @campuscryptid3020 5 лет назад

      beganfish I know lol, just telling folks it’s actually doable.

  • @daniellaaaaa
    @daniellaaaaa 5 лет назад +41

    9:47 We've all been waiting for this

  • @ratnakararumugam2582
    @ratnakararumugam2582 Год назад +1

    the sound they added when House graces the glass to check the card. amazing.

  • @ricardodemarco3486
    @ricardodemarco3486 3 года назад +4

    4:30 you think you have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmart!

  • @chancellorqueens4019
    @chancellorqueens4019 5 лет назад +12

    " This time tomorrow,I'll be dead "
    That's me cuz I keep procrastinating

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +6

    This lupis patient is driving House loopy

  • @ArwenUndomiel406
    @ArwenUndomiel406 5 лет назад +386

    They really do treat everything with steroids on this show, don’t they?

    • @reveirg9
      @reveirg9 5 лет назад +105

      Steroids work for most autoimmune diseases.

    • @DamienTB
      @DamienTB 5 лет назад +43

      Because different kinds of steroids help a lot of different ailments

    • @fanqiejiang1749
      @fanqiejiang1749 5 лет назад +27

      Tauriel Daughter of Mirkwood there’s many types of steroids and not all of them are the typical drugs that drug addicts use. And it treats a lot of autoimmune diseases

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles 5 лет назад +4

      Just like in real life. That's what my docs always want to give me

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles 5 лет назад +19

      @Yaroslav L Pretty sure you're thinking of the wrong type of steroids. Side note... steroids is a broad term that covers a multitude of different drugs