The Sword That Ended the WORLD (Well, At Least the Bronze Age...)
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
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What was the downfall aka the END OF THE WORLD as Achilles knew it? This time, I'm casting the sword that ended the Bronze Age!
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How To Make Everything ok
When will you advance to iron age?
Me first 😎
Also wanna be my dad
I hope so
HTME Episode 9000: Andy builds a tokamak nuclear reactor with the aid of discord math using his unique language and symbols
Today on HTME were going to harvest some deuterium from my homemade breeder reactor and then run that through our fusion reactor to produce the energy. Then go to my closet cyclotron and collect some of my left over dark matter from last years crop and combine everything to make a primitive wormhole. Hopefully we can use that to go back in time and find out how to build a pyramid.
Builds a universe sword
i think it's actually legal to make a nuclear weapon and personally have ownership of it as long as it doesn't go beyond a certain explosive power
@@mikedrop4421 but first a message from our sponsor,
Tokamaks don't even work yet
I call shenanigans! The Melon army was nailed to posts and everyone knows that the secret to melon warfare is their extreme mobility.
Just wait until the melon lord attacks
Just wait
Does anyone else hear boss music?
Watermelons are known for their gorilla warfare tactics
@@velazquezarmouries No, bananas are known for their gorilla warfare tactics. The watermelon nation used guerrilla warfare to great effect to fight off the firemelon nation.
HTME Episode 10000: Andy George builds a 10km long particle accelerator to produce anti-matter for futuristic fuel, allowing him to complete his interstellar space ship to explore the other galaxies
and it will only take a couple of decades to get there! In the meantime HTME team is working on a solution to FTL travel
hahaha
Todayon HTME : 2400 AC The antigravity engine was invented
But he'll still make his own lunches right?
Well I guess he is going to be the Christopher Columbus of our age and find the gold from other galaxies and make aliens slaves
"hey guys look at this new thing I made, its shiny and really sharp!" -The guy who ended the bronze age
Ancient Thanos be like:
Ouch
Yeouch
Gneurshk
@@kayagorzan that can mean lots of different things
12:58 - dude pulled a gun after throwing the spear
Can’t trust anyone in ancient Egypt smh
Wow just because he’s black doesn’t mean he would pull a gun
@@rodhandermott1413 r/whoooosh
Yeah he was drawing while closing. He clearly trains in more modern self defense as well as historical
Haha black guy went into what he was accustomed to
And when he was needed most... he stayed because he’s a great content creator
Chris Cuevas unlike the avatar
Nice man, can't wait for you to hit the iron age, a huge learning curve with a copious a mount of frustration awaits you
"Sit down son, I will tell you about the sword that ended the WORLD
SWORD PLATINUM"
That's the one I was looking for
“Lorenzo has entered the chat”
*confusion ensues among the two Lorenzo’s*
SWORA SWORA SWORA
Didnt expected that but ok
70th like
The clay tablet from one king to another wasn't unsent and it wasnt found in a kiln. Clay tablets were dried, not fired so they could be recycled.
The tablet was sent but it supposedly went unread and was put into storage until the king could read it.
Before that happened the sea people attacked and burned the palace to the ground, the heat causing the tablet to be fired, preserving it.
It was all well until the fruit nation attacked
then it all turned very juicy...
Melon Lord!
Bronze age warrior:
"Who are you?"
Post bronze age sword:
" _Death_ "
Andy Pandy time traveler with an gun: i am your god
You need an army of guns to get rid of bronze age artillery, specially on a 1v1 cuz they wouldn't recognise a gun as a threat until you shoot it ans if you do well then you'll just arrowed down lol
HTME kinda foreshadowed the current situation of 2020 when Andy hit the RESET button.
Watching this from your air conditioned home with internet is a farcry from having the reset button hit, man.
Predictive programming? Hmmmmm.....
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE THUMBNAIL?!?!?????
im literally geekin out rn... i’m dead hahaha 💀
"we shall make sliced earth"
Its just a normal Saturday
There’s no way his body is photoshopped
all that sliced fruit
Lmfao
Imagine Andy when this is all over 😳
look at the thumbnail
its already over
Can’t wait for the nuclear bomb episode
You can get that girl who built one to help you
Not a great idea, just ask Cody from Cody's Lab what happens if you use nuclear material in a video.
Who?
I genuinely wonder how far this will go. I hope that he AT LEAST gets to steam engines, and I hope he continues much longer.
i hope he makes a galactic empire and becomes stronger then any force that ever opposes him, but he isn't a nation or a planet, he is one man
Steam engines would be very dangerous and hard to make or run.
That being said I'd love to see it.
I think he said that he wants to work to the steam engine. I don’t know whether he will stop there or not.
He could already make a steam engine with the tech level he's at. The only reason not to is because that's not how we did it in history and this is supposed to follow historical advancement.
There have been steam engine plans in the discord for ages. It’s a doable task
cant wait for the Gene duplication episode
"my twin that ate a sandwich" episode
"My genetically duplicated twin made a sandwitch from scratch"*
@@eduardobarreto5555 nice witch you got there
Looks Sweet mate !! Totally EPIC
I absolutely love this channel, and I'd just like to say thank you for making this content.
THIS IS THE SWORD THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
Lauren seems like a nice person.
Liuren got some iwesome tats
She seems fake, and talks too much.
That camera person is brave standing where they were with Andy swinging the axe considering the track record of tool durability.
You know I never thought it before but im pretty sure getting a hold of Lindybeige would've been a great help, He's a library of knowledge on the ancient world and he's already made his own bronze equipment and even have a his own set of Hoplite armour.
Htme episode 1000: Diamond Age
Htme episode 2000: Getting enchantments
htme episode 3000: going to the nether
@@markdudder728 htme episode 3001: nether update
@@gavindillon1486 htme episode 3500: cave update
Finally, your civilization has advanced far enough, you can wage war on the enemy of us all: THE MELON LORD!
Logan Strong I see your a man of culture as well
I don't know Andy. As you drive that pole out of the forest, I feel like they didn't have 4 cylinders in the late bronze age...
dont worry, there are ponies under the hood
@@linecraftman3907 nah he is going flintstones style
holy crap i haven't laughed so hard at an ad in a long time
The thing that I find most amazing about human development is the amount of truly crazy unprompted expermenting that would have lead to basic things like metal work. How often do you feel the need to put a rock in a fire and then when nothing happens decide the only possible course of action is to put it in another fire while figuring out how to make it hotter to the point the fire is useless for cooking and painful to be anywhere near.
Most things were probably accidental discoveries.
Fire is needed to turn clay into pottery. If you don't heat it, it will just turn back into clay when it becomes wet.
Really hot fires were created to make better pottery.
So there were always incentives to create hotter fires.
Copper was the first metal to be used.
Copper can be found in its pure state naturally, called nuggets, lying around like a rock. Gold nuggets too. Of course most of these had been found and picked up long ago.
Copper is soft and can be shaped easily. So, someone encountered a nugget of copper and discovered that it's malleable.
But, that same person would immediately discover that shaping copper makes it hard and brittle. Someone then discovered that heating it just a little bit and letting it cool made it soft and workable again.
This probably led to someone discovering its even more workable while hot (not waiting for it to cool before shaping it further).
That probably led to them discovering it will eventually melt if heated too much.
Anyway, nuggets of pure copper are rare. These are usually found among green rocks. And most of the pure copper is visibly stuck in green rocks. One can sometimes visibly see lines of pure copper in the green rock.
Knowing that copper can melt if heated enough, someone probably tried to melt the pure copper out of those green rocks.
And eventually, someone with a really hot fire, discovered that the green part of the rock can also become pure copper.
Eventually, people stopped looking for pure copper and just heated the much more common green rocks to make copper.
Sometimes, other things are in those rocks as well. Resulting in alloys forming accidentally.
That was pretty cool seeing the different fighting styles. I cant imagine how savage those battle fields were. Great video.
I'm from Sardinia, where it is theorized that the Sherden (one of the Sea People) came from. I've often joked about how it was partially our fault that the Bronze Age ended (I know it's not proven, I just like to joke about it), so this was very fun and interesting for me!
Episode 100000: How to augment yourself with cybernetic limbs
Lol. These thumbnails are getting hilarious 😂
*talks about how the bronze aged collapsed*
2020: yeah that about right
Nothing to see here folks. World definitely...not...oh crap.
6:29~ ASMR sponsor commercial.
If weapons were to constantly evolve, I would use an axe to break the spears... lol
I mean, that is pretty much exactly why the Vikings used axes. They weren't just a weapon. They were a utility.
Try cut through a spear that isnt solidly braced against something. Most of the energy would go into moving the spear and not that much into actually cutting through the shaft
@@allgreatfictions Yes the people I know fighting viking style always a someone with a axe to protect the other
The fruit war bit had me rolling 😂
😭😭😭 Rolling 😂😂
Achilles may have existed as a regular powerful warrior. Also I would love a battle ready set of that 20 pound+ Bronze armor with a different helmet. Also would love a more powerful Steel version of that Bronze sword but perhaps a Bone or Horn handle.
Best sponsor ad ever! The low whisper describing everything had me dying, hahaha
it's impressive how effective the thin bronze plates were at deflecting the spear and sword. They even bent the sword tip. Also, the sponsor segment was pretty funny.
thank decades of hollywood for the myth, that plate armor - be it bronze or iron - can easily be pierced.
I love when the final point is also a final pun
Another fantastic video - your content has always been good but it keeps getting better and better :D The great fruit war rolling into battle had me rolling in laughter!
When you realize someday they'll create a gun😳
My brain took a couple MORE steps beyond THAT! Bit scared to see what Andy can do! XD
great watch i loved the scene w the vengeful fruits
I'm always pleasantly surprised at the quality of these videos, especially the subtle humor throughout
So this is what The Melon Lord did after Avatar ended. Huh.
Cool to see how your casts getting better and better
Whenever I'm sad. I just imagine Andy spending like half an hour just glueing googly eyes and drawing eyebrows on various fruits. Silently muttering to himself "yes my sweet, it's off to war"
That ad was very well done! I didn't want to skip it, because you have a nice quiet voice and it made me laugh.
You've come a helluva long way, Andy, with performance, production, and of course those sick DIY skills. You should be proud. I know I am! We stan a legend
The new casting music absolutely slaps.
you know your early when there are more likes than views
Stabs melon_lord in the head...
Lauren (under her breathe): sorry
“I can swing my sword, SWORD”
MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD
Sketchy Dood it’s been a long time since I herd that last
17:28 executing a melon pow thus inventing war crimes
Who is disliking these vids and why
Probably the melon army, cause they got rekt hard by Andy
@@cap5856
>janky and outright pathetic
It's ancient technology. What do you expect.
Achilles, everyone was saying he is fake
@@cap5856 That is complete bullshit
He makes ancient stuff with limited resources especially in quarantine now
@@Cooleatack he kinda is just a legend 🙃
Yay you finally posted again!
I waited all week
The fruit army is EPIC!
LOL! I thought the train sound was for ambiance until I saw the train!
I wonder how the weapons would work against armored opponents of larger mass?
I love your work and huge props to camera person
I really like the new assistant
I like how she apologizes to the fruits like they are a real person
You should do an episode where you meet up with the guys at the channel "That Works" they used to work for man at arms and kinda got screwed there not really sure the specifics but they're great guys and really know what they're doing when it comes to blacksmithing/historically accurate blade smithing.
that ending was perfect
Hello Lauren, welcome to the HTME family!
Thank you, mike! Happy to be here ♡´･ᴗ･`♡
Lauren Bowe what’s ur insta☺️
@@peterbellek1791 simp
Great theme for a series!
This is relevant to my interests.
You're doing a great job continuing to produce videos and content during COVID19
Fantastic episode! Keep being awesome!
Absolutely love your sense of humor!
HTME Episode 20000: Andy makes a working spacecraft and establishes the colonization of the moon
saying multiple i’m sorrys to stabbed melons is the most minnesotan thing i’ve seen in a while & i live here! lol
You'd think she's actually Canadian
The sea people story seems scarily familial and current, I hope this time the Mediterranean people will understand each other better.
Is it just me or does Da'mon Stith seem like seem like the coolest person ever?
I really enjoyed this video, I like all of your other content. But for some reason this one really grabbed me and the 22mins felt like 10! Very underrated RUclipsr Andy! You deserve 10’s of millions of subscribers!
I hope you keep uploading fantastic content like this :)
Don't talk about ending the world,it's 2020.
it's just the beginning of THE END
That letter at the end was.... just wow
WOW those molds are amazing, even the 1st attempt!!!!!
“And with a basic understanding of how to use these weapons it’s time to put it to the test”
* Doesn’t use it properly *
Can we see more of Lauren in future vids plz :)
12:57 *Throws down spear, draws gun:* Parry this you casual
When you're so early there are still 'when you are so early' memes
Troy has not been "pretty much confirmed". They not only found Troy in Anatolia, but also discovered it had been sacked numerous times over many, many centuries.
The spear was the king of historical weapons, the sword was the queen.
Then the swordstaff was the prince
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO the sword staff wasn't that common
Also it was a cavalry weapon
@@cahallo5964 what was?
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO you mean a glaive? I don’t think there was any historical weapon similar to that. Maybe used like once in japan
Scuse me: What happened to Anneliese?
He seems to get through quite a few assistents.
Maybe era apropriate human sacrifices?
Bit of a slave driver I believe
@@enja001 She has left to pursue a real job
@@jammehrmann1871 good for her
HTME: Invading a small Mediterranean town with iron tools
On all of this good job for you and everyone who helps you
your fruit killing skills are remarkable
Wow, great content, keep it up, Andy!
By the way ,was the armor heavy to wear
You change assistants like I change boxer shorts. This one seems nice.
Episode 11000. Matt broadcast injects all knowledge directly into our virtual brain whilst instantly time traveling everywhen!
Is it just me or is the music in this video much better than usual?
I nearly lol'd to death on my coffee when that melon popped up from behind the desk. Grrrrrr lol !
ngl that ad was really good!
Now I am really hyped for the gladius episode
And I was over here thinking he'd finally make iron/steel tools...
The melon army skit is adorable and delightful. Also! I greatly appreciate the expert opinions.
very nice stick
We are about to have to start using these skills...
Finally I'm not late
That tablet referenced was not actually found in the kiln. they recently (Within the last 12-18 months determined that it was in a basket in what was a royal apartment and fell through the floor to rest in the fireplace below. They know this for two reasons. one... these tablets were rarely, if ever fired, and in this case with the urgency needed, it was not likely they would spend the time to fire it. and second, it was found out of context with other tablets and together they made no sense unless it was a copy that was being stored of a letter already sent.
Someone should make a mod for Civilization 5/6 that adds a HTME civilization with Andy as the leader.