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Today on HTME were going to harvest some deuterium from my homemade breeder reactor and then run that through our fusion reactor to produce the energy. Then go to my closet cyclotron and collect some of my left over dark matter from last years crop and combine everything to make a primitive wormhole. Hopefully we can use that to go back in time and find out how to build a pyramid.
@@velazquezarmouries No, bananas are known for their gorilla warfare tactics. The watermelon nation used guerrilla warfare to great effect to fight off the firemelon nation.
HTME Episode 10000: Andy George builds a 10km long particle accelerator to produce anti-matter for futuristic fuel, allowing him to complete his interstellar space ship to explore the other galaxies
The clay tablet from one king to another wasn't unsent and it wasnt found in a kiln. Clay tablets were dried, not fired so they could be recycled. The tablet was sent but it supposedly went unread and was put into storage until the king could read it. Before that happened the sea people attacked and burned the palace to the ground, the heat causing the tablet to be fired, preserving it.
He could already make a steam engine with the tech level he's at. The only reason not to is because that's not how we did it in history and this is supposed to follow historical advancement.
You know I never thought it before but im pretty sure getting a hold of Lindybeige would've been a great help, He's a library of knowledge on the ancient world and he's already made his own bronze equipment and even have a his own set of Hoplite armour.
You need an army of guns to get rid of bronze age artillery, specially on a 1v1 cuz they wouldn't recognise a gun as a threat until you shoot it ans if you do well then you'll just arrowed down lol
Another fantastic video - your content has always been good but it keeps getting better and better :D The great fruit war rolling into battle had me rolling in laughter!
it's impressive how effective the thin bronze plates were at deflecting the spear and sword. They even bent the sword tip. Also, the sponsor segment was pretty funny.
You should do an episode where you meet up with the guys at the channel "That Works" they used to work for man at arms and kinda got screwed there not really sure the specifics but they're great guys and really know what they're doing when it comes to blacksmithing/historically accurate blade smithing.
That ad was very well done! I didn't want to skip it, because you have a nice quiet voice and it made me laugh. You've come a helluva long way, Andy, with performance, production, and of course those sick DIY skills. You should be proud. I know I am! We stan a legend
Achilles may have existed as a regular powerful warrior. Also I would love a battle ready set of that 20 pound+ Bronze armor with a different helmet. Also would love a more powerful Steel version of that Bronze sword but perhaps a Bone or Horn handle.
The fruit army is EPIC! LOL! I thought the train sound was for ambiance until I saw the train! I wonder how the weapons would work against armored opponents of larger mass?
Try cut through a spear that isnt solidly braced against something. Most of the energy would go into moving the spear and not that much into actually cutting through the shaft
Whenever I'm sad. I just imagine Andy spending like half an hour just glueing googly eyes and drawing eyebrows on various fruits. Silently muttering to himself "yes my sweet, it's off to war"
Troy has not been "pretty much confirmed". They not only found Troy in Anatolia, but also discovered it had been sacked numerous times over many, many centuries.
I'm from Sardinia, where it is theorized that the Sherden (one of the Sea People) came from. I've often joked about how it was partially our fault that the Bronze Age ended (I know it's not proven, I just like to joke about it), so this was very fun and interesting for me!
I really enjoyed this video, I like all of your other content. But for some reason this one really grabbed me and the 22mins felt like 10! Very underrated RUclipsr Andy! You deserve 10’s of millions of subscribers! I hope you keep uploading fantastic content like this :)
One can clearly see a correlation between the veterancy of a melon and an intensification of taping. An indication that more experienced melons are more difficult to keep confined to the Crimson Pole of Cantaloupe.
Im wondering when the wood plane was invented, cause you can definitely cast a nice spoke shave from bronze. Overal wood planes were essential for high accuracy building and construction
kove is legitimately a good brand, i saw another youtube channel advertising it and it came at the perfect time for me and my girlfriends 2 year and she has chronic migraines many days in a row and having these for about a month now has helped her a lot when it comes to headaches :D i paid the same price with a discount code a month ago and it is well worth the 60 some dollar price tag thats on it right now!
Classical historian here. I hope this doesn't come across as 'well, actually..' I agree with most of what you said about Homer, and I know the point of the video is the cool sword (which is awesome!) And this was just the contextual pre-amble. But I think it would be more accurate to say that Homer was depicting his contemporary world, roughly c.9-8 BC and layering it onto pseudo-mythological events that took place nearly 400 years prior to his life, if he ever existed. I only say this because a lot of the material culture described in both of Homer's works is pretty accurate to the 8th century BC, with some elements from the 12th-11th c. BC.
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How To Make Everything ok
When will you advance to iron age?
Me first 😎
Also wanna be my dad
I hope so
HTME Episode 9000: Andy builds a tokamak nuclear reactor with the aid of discord math using his unique language and symbols
Today on HTME were going to harvest some deuterium from my homemade breeder reactor and then run that through our fusion reactor to produce the energy. Then go to my closet cyclotron and collect some of my left over dark matter from last years crop and combine everything to make a primitive wormhole. Hopefully we can use that to go back in time and find out how to build a pyramid.
Builds a universe sword
i think it's actually legal to make a nuclear weapon and personally have ownership of it as long as it doesn't go beyond a certain explosive power
@@mikedrop4421 but first a message from our sponsor,
Tokamaks don't even work yet
I call shenanigans! The Melon army was nailed to posts and everyone knows that the secret to melon warfare is their extreme mobility.
Just wait until the melon lord attacks
Just wait
Does anyone else hear boss music?
Watermelons are known for their gorilla warfare tactics
@@velazquezarmouries No, bananas are known for their gorilla warfare tactics. The watermelon nation used guerrilla warfare to great effect to fight off the firemelon nation.
12:58 - dude pulled a gun after throwing the spear
Can’t trust anyone in ancient Egypt smh
Wow just because he’s black doesn’t mean he would pull a gun
@@rodhandermott1413 r/whoooosh
Yeah he was drawing while closing. He clearly trains in more modern self defense as well as historical
Haha black guy went into what he was accustomed to
HTME Episode 10000: Andy George builds a 10km long particle accelerator to produce anti-matter for futuristic fuel, allowing him to complete his interstellar space ship to explore the other galaxies
and it will only take a couple of decades to get there! In the meantime HTME team is working on a solution to FTL travel
hahaha
Todayon HTME : 2400 AC The antigravity engine was invented
But he'll still make his own lunches right?
Well I guess he is going to be the Christopher Columbus of our age and find the gold from other galaxies and make aliens slaves
"hey guys look at this new thing I made, its shiny and really sharp!" -The guy who ended the bronze age
Ancient Thanos be like:
Ouch
Yeouch
Gneurshk
@@kayagorzan that can mean lots of different things
And when he was needed most... he stayed because he’s a great content creator
Chris Cuevas unlike the avatar
Nice man, can't wait for you to hit the iron age, a huge learning curve with a copious a mount of frustration awaits you
It was all well until the fruit nation attacked
then it all turned very juicy...
Melon Lord!
The clay tablet from one king to another wasn't unsent and it wasnt found in a kiln. Clay tablets were dried, not fired so they could be recycled.
The tablet was sent but it supposedly went unread and was put into storage until the king could read it.
Before that happened the sea people attacked and burned the palace to the ground, the heat causing the tablet to be fired, preserving it.
"Sit down son, I will tell you about the sword that ended the WORLD
SWORD PLATINUM"
That's the one I was looking for
“Lorenzo has entered the chat”
*confusion ensues among the two Lorenzo’s*
SWORA SWORA SWORA
Didnt expected that but ok
70th like
Can’t wait for the nuclear bomb episode
You can get that girl who built one to help you
Not a great idea, just ask Cody from Cody's Lab what happens if you use nuclear material in a video.
Who?
I absolutely love this channel, and I'd just like to say thank you for making this content.
Looks Sweet mate !! Totally EPIC
Imagine Andy when this is all over 😳
look at the thumbnail
its already over
HTME kinda foreshadowed the current situation of 2020 when Andy hit the RESET button.
Watching this from your air conditioned home with internet is a farcry from having the reset button hit, man.
Predictive programming? Hmmmmm.....
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE THUMBNAIL?!?!?????
im literally geekin out rn... i’m dead hahaha 💀
"we shall make sliced earth"
Its just a normal Saturday
There’s no way his body is photoshopped
all that sliced fruit
Lmfao
cant wait for the Gene duplication episode
"my twin that ate a sandwich" episode
"My genetically duplicated twin made a sandwitch from scratch"*
@@eduardobarreto5555 nice witch you got there
I genuinely wonder how far this will go. I hope that he AT LEAST gets to steam engines, and I hope he continues much longer.
i hope he makes a galactic empire and becomes stronger then any force that ever opposes him, but he isn't a nation or a planet, he is one man
Steam engines would be very dangerous and hard to make or run.
That being said I'd love to see it.
I think he said that he wants to work to the steam engine. I don’t know whether he will stop there or not.
He could already make a steam engine with the tech level he's at. The only reason not to is because that's not how we did it in history and this is supposed to follow historical advancement.
There have been steam engine plans in the discord for ages. It’s a doable task
You know I never thought it before but im pretty sure getting a hold of Lindybeige would've been a great help, He's a library of knowledge on the ancient world and he's already made his own bronze equipment and even have a his own set of Hoplite armour.
Bronze age warrior:
"Who are you?"
Post bronze age sword:
" _Death_ "
Andy Pandy time traveler with an gun: i am your god
You need an army of guns to get rid of bronze age artillery, specially on a 1v1 cuz they wouldn't recognise a gun as a threat until you shoot it ans if you do well then you'll just arrowed down lol
Lauren seems like a nice person.
Liuren got some iwesome tats
She seems fake, and talks too much.
That camera person is brave standing where they were with Andy swinging the axe considering the track record of tool durability.
That was pretty cool seeing the different fighting styles. I cant imagine how savage those battle fields were. Great video.
THIS IS THE SWORD THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
Htme episode 1000: Diamond Age
Htme episode 2000: Getting enchantments
htme episode 3000: going to the nether
@@markdudder728 htme episode 3001: nether update
@@gavindillon1486 htme episode 3500: cave update
I don't know Andy. As you drive that pole out of the forest, I feel like they didn't have 4 cylinders in the late bronze age...
dont worry, there are ponies under the hood
@@linecraftman3907 nah he is going flintstones style
Another fantastic video - your content has always been good but it keeps getting better and better :D The great fruit war rolling into battle had me rolling in laughter!
it's impressive how effective the thin bronze plates were at deflecting the spear and sword. They even bent the sword tip. Also, the sponsor segment was pretty funny.
thank decades of hollywood for the myth, that plate armor - be it bronze or iron - can easily be pierced.
You should do an episode where you meet up with the guys at the channel "That Works" they used to work for man at arms and kinda got screwed there not really sure the specifics but they're great guys and really know what they're doing when it comes to blacksmithing/historically accurate blade smithing.
Finally, your civilization has advanced far enough, you can wage war on the enemy of us all: THE MELON LORD!
Logan Strong I see your a man of culture as well
holy crap i haven't laughed so hard at an ad in a long time
That ad was very well done! I didn't want to skip it, because you have a nice quiet voice and it made me laugh.
You've come a helluva long way, Andy, with performance, production, and of course those sick DIY skills. You should be proud. I know I am! We stan a legend
Achilles may have existed as a regular powerful warrior. Also I would love a battle ready set of that 20 pound+ Bronze armor with a different helmet. Also would love a more powerful Steel version of that Bronze sword but perhaps a Bone or Horn handle.
The fruit army is EPIC!
LOL! I thought the train sound was for ambiance until I saw the train!
I wonder how the weapons would work against armored opponents of larger mass?
Cool to see how your casts getting better and better
*talks about how the bronze aged collapsed*
2020: yeah that about right
Nothing to see here folks. World definitely...not...oh crap.
Episode 100000: How to augment yourself with cybernetic limbs
Lol. These thumbnails are getting hilarious 😂
I love your work and huge props to camera person
If weapons were to constantly evolve, I would use an axe to break the spears... lol
I mean, that is pretty much exactly why the Vikings used axes. They weren't just a weapon. They were a utility.
Try cut through a spear that isnt solidly braced against something. Most of the energy would go into moving the spear and not that much into actually cutting through the shaft
@@allgreatfictions Yes the people I know fighting viking style always a someone with a axe to protect the other
Best sponsor ad ever! The low whisper describing everything had me dying, hahaha
Whenever I'm sad. I just imagine Andy spending like half an hour just glueing googly eyes and drawing eyebrows on various fruits. Silently muttering to himself "yes my sweet, it's off to war"
Troy has not been "pretty much confirmed". They not only found Troy in Anatolia, but also discovered it had been sacked numerous times over many, many centuries.
I'm from Sardinia, where it is theorized that the Sherden (one of the Sea People) came from. I've often joked about how it was partially our fault that the Bronze Age ended (I know it's not proven, I just like to joke about it), so this was very fun and interesting for me!
I love when the final point is also a final pun
Stabs melon_lord in the head...
Lauren (under her breathe): sorry
Who is disliking these vids and why
Probably the melon army, cause they got rekt hard by Andy
@@cap5856
>janky and outright pathetic
It's ancient technology. What do you expect.
Achilles, everyone was saying he is fake
@@cap5856 That is complete bullshit
He makes ancient stuff with limited resources especially in quarantine now
@@Cooleatack he kinda is just a legend 🙃
6:29~ ASMR sponsor commercial.
Yay you finally posted again!
I waited all week
you know your early when there are more likes than views
The fruit war bit had me rolling 😂
😭😭😭 Rolling 😂😂
So this is what The Melon Lord did after Avatar ended. Huh.
When you realize someday they'll create a gun😳
My brain took a couple MORE steps beyond THAT! Bit scared to see what Andy can do! XD
“I can swing my sword, SWORD”
MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD
Sketchy Dood it’s been a long time since I herd that last
“And with a basic understanding of how to use these weapons it’s time to put it to the test”
* Doesn’t use it properly *
great watch i loved the scene w the vengeful fruits
Hello Lauren, welcome to the HTME family!
Thank you, mike! Happy to be here ♡´･ᴗ･`♡
Lauren Bowe what’s ur insta☺️
@@peterbellek1791 simp
The new casting music absolutely slaps.
HTME Episode 20000: Andy makes a working spacecraft and establishes the colonization of the moon
You're doing a great job continuing to produce videos and content during COVID19
The sea people story seems scarily familial and current, I hope this time the Mediterranean people will understand each other better.
17:28 executing a melon pow thus inventing war crimes
I really enjoyed this video, I like all of your other content. But for some reason this one really grabbed me and the 22mins felt like 10! Very underrated RUclipsr Andy! You deserve 10’s of millions of subscribers!
I hope you keep uploading fantastic content like this :)
saying multiple i’m sorrys to stabbed melons is the most minnesotan thing i’ve seen in a while & i live here! lol
You'd think she's actually Canadian
HTME: Invading a small Mediterranean town with iron tools
Is it just me or does Da'mon Stith seem like seem like the coolest person ever?
Fantastic episode! Keep being awesome!
You change assistants like I change boxer shorts. This one seems nice.
I really like the new assistant
Episode 11000. Matt broadcast injects all knowledge directly into our virtual brain whilst instantly time traveling everywhen!
WOW those molds are amazing, even the 1st attempt!!!!!
This is relevant to my interests.
The spear was the king of historical weapons, the sword was the queen.
Then the swordstaff was the prince
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO the sword staff wasn't that common
Also it was a cavalry weapon
@@cahallo5964 what was?
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO you mean a glaive? I don’t think there was any historical weapon similar to that. Maybe used like once in japan
And I was over here thinking he'd finally make iron/steel tools...
The melon army skit is adorable and delightful. Also! I greatly appreciate the expert opinions.
Don't talk about ending the world,it's 2020.
it's just the beginning of THE END
One can clearly see a correlation between the veterancy of a melon and an intensification of taping. An indication that more experienced melons are more difficult to keep confined to the Crimson Pole of Cantaloupe.
Absolutely love your sense of humor!
That letter at the end was.... just wow
Most relatable moment in the entire series is Lauren stabbing fruit and apologizing to the fruit for stabbing it
ngl that ad was really good!
Im wondering when the wood plane was invented, cause you can definitely cast a nice spoke shave from bronze. Overal wood planes were essential for high accuracy building and construction
Someone should make a mod for Civilization 5/6 that adds a HTME civilization with Andy as the leader.
Is it just me or is the music in this video much better than usual?
that ending was perfect
The introduction of Lauren, the HTMEian Queen of Stabbing
Great theme for a series!
kove is legitimately a good brand, i saw another youtube channel advertising it and it came at the perfect time for me and my girlfriends 2 year and she has chronic migraines many days in a row and having these for about a month now has helped her a lot when it comes to headaches :D i paid the same price with a discount code a month ago and it is well worth the 60 some dollar price tag thats on it right now!
12:57 *Throws down spear, draws gun:* Parry this you casual
🎶The melons go marching down🎶 absolutely killed me, sitting here with my roommates trying to quiet my snort-laughing like a feckin lunatic
The melon civilization is going down in flames. Lauren is a natural swordsman!
Wow, great content, keep it up, Andy!
By the way ,was the armor heavy to wear
9:28 you cutting towards yourself like that is stressing me out
And you wonder why you get cut so often xD
Classical historian here. I hope this doesn't come across as 'well, actually..' I agree with most of what you said about Homer, and I know the point of the video is the cool sword (which is awesome!) And this was just the contextual pre-amble. But I think it would be more accurate to say that Homer was depicting his contemporary world, roughly c.9-8 BC and layering it onto pseudo-mythological events that took place nearly 400 years prior to his life, if he ever existed. I only say this because a lot of the material culture described in both of Homer's works is pretty accurate to the 8th century BC, with some elements from the 12th-11th c. BC.
When you're so early there are still 'when you are so early' memes
Hmmm the history talk at the end... sounds really familliar with today...
I nearly lol'd to death on my coffee when that melon popped up from behind the desk. Grrrrrr lol !
I love the way the assistant knows how to handle a thrusting sword.
Scuse me: What happened to Anneliese?
He seems to get through quite a few assistents.
Maybe era apropriate human sacrifices?
Bit of a slave driver I believe
@@enja001 She has left to pursue a real job
@@jammehrmann1871 good for her