i'm here four years after this video was uploaded and i've watched it so many times, but it never gets old. this man is truly entertaining and i love watching his videos, especially ALL the admin ones. in one of his videos, dont know which one he said the name of my country and i know it was a small thing and not meant for me but it made me truly happy. thank you albert for being you .
Imagine you just got a pet and as soon as you exit the pet shop, the pet starts having intense diarrhea , starts vomiting radioactive waste, starts bleeding from the eyes, has a seizure and then explodes 😭💀
OMG Albert I have an idea! You could make a candy shop, and when they eat the candy they have to go to the hospital and when everyone is gone dress up as a demon, and kill them and build a funeral and mute the people u killed and dress up as them and pretend they came back as a demon, and everyone who shows up trap them in the candy store and give them free candy that kills them. Idk if u like my idea. Oof (like so Albert sees)
I love how Albert nukes a server just because a kid tried scamming him for "big robux" and dies in the back of the pet store, allegedly notifying others about a demon killing him. That's comedy gold right there.
Or... you name your pet after your REAL LIFE dog and your in game dog starts bleeding and you run out of your room then *your real life dog starts bleeding* 🩸
Idea: Tell everyone that an apocalypse nuke is coming. Then use the UTG and launch a nuke. After that, insert a bunch of zombies or something and keep nuking while spawning them so it becomes a war zone. Give everyone weapons and cover the spawn. LIKE SO ALBERT CAN SEE
I'm sorry, but stop forcing likes. "like so. Albert can see" Albert does see comments, he gets a email every time he gets a comment. So I wouldn't like for him to see. Everybody wants Albert to see. Telling people to like does not mean he sees it he might not see these comments.
“ my pat” “ what about your pat?” “ *it ran out of me* “ “ what ;-;” “ you’re supposed to take care of it” “ you are going to jail for not taking care of your pat” “ *WAAAAAAAAAAAA* “ “ wtf dude”
Albert: “Hi Pets free todAy!” The clueless Player: “what rare?” Also Albert: “unicorn raReSt” Clueless player: *takes out heart* Albert again: “You could have typed that but OK”
Dio Brando : if so when I stop time and then travel to a different universe kill somebody harnesses they're power aka Goku so I can then transmission back in time holding Jotaro joestar I can then make him die from a time dilemma university my dear Watson
I think I know what you can meet you make a doctors for pets you can keep it different chicken poop don't think I can wait people drink invite the mooner make them do anything can you do I love you throw do that next year by doctors when you can buy pets like to hide it doing up here
This guy just makes me calm I kept on watching this one video when I was getting blood work done and I only flinched not screaming or crying I only just flinched❤
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how the people outside the store witness all the trauma happenening to the owners yet they still go inside to get a pet
𝕐𝕖𝕡 ᥫ᭡
Now 59 likes
63 likes now :) Yw.
💀
96 likes!
Let’s just appreciate how much effort Albert puts into traumatizing children
2 weeks ago 😎
@Octagxnii 4 minutes ago 😎
@sans the skeleton 0 seconds ago B)
@@certifiedbrickbattler 1 hour ago
@@certifiedbrickbattler 69 hours ago.
im glad to be back in my flamingo phase, he always manages to traumatize children and i love it
fr, i've been watching his videos for like 4 years now and i've gone back and forth out of my flamingo phase.
Ive never left, ive been here for like 6 years.
My flamgo phase started in quarantine and I came back to the channel two days ago and I’m forever grateful I’m back
@@trashysimp5848 lies your account is only 3 years
Yea same
Anyone here 4 years later?
Me lol
Me
Me
Here
Here😂
4:01 “I was goin’ hunting’ with my pa’ and we mistook him for a deer.” My favorite line of this video
lol true same same same
This is a cerified american moment.
Same
Same!
“Want a new one”
1944: We will have flying car in the future
2020: unicorn seizure
LOL
We have unicorns
*cries*
LMAO that's funny😂🤣
Lol
Killing animals be like
This was posted a year ago and I'm still laughing *HYSTERICALLY*
LOL
2
Years
@@sourbubblez r/
@@sourbubblez whooosh
i'm here four years after this video was uploaded and i've watched it so many times, but it never gets old. this man is truly entertaining and i love watching his videos, especially ALL the admin ones. in one of his videos, dont know which one he said the name of my country and i know it was a small thing and not meant for me but it made me truly happy. thank you albert for being you .
its only been 3 years since this video was posted
@@jamesonsmith4325dog its almost 2024 u goofy goober
@@jamesonsmith4325almost 4 tho
@@jamesonsmith4325fr-
are you from the future?
Idea: Pretend your a time traveler and ask what year it is then say “oh Island life hasnt been destroyed yet?” then nuke the server.
Game: Island Life
Yes up
Yes
Vende Pizza Moço e
Good idea
Ye s
People: *has feelings*
Albert: this is free real estate
Subscribers: this is very much entertaining
true
Yes
Pet: why do I continue in life
Professional boxing XXX wow ANIME
𝓨𝚎𝑠𝒔
Albert's quote of the year:
"EW! It just shoves out a turd. Wow!"
7:17
More like in 2019. This video was posted in 2019, and right now is 2020.
WOT EVA
@@thepixelfalcon1196
Okeh..
(Literally the only thing I'm able to say right now, because I'm too tired and just woke up.)
And PLUS this was made on 30th December, basically 2020
@@thepixelfalcon1196
Wouldn't that still be 2019 either way? On January 1, 12:00 AM, that would count as 2020.
3:50 "YOUR PET DIED?" was personal😂😂
Imagine you just got a pet and as soon as you exit the pet shop, the pet starts having intense diarrhea
, starts vomiting radioactive waste, starts bleeding from the eyes, has a seizure and then explodes 😭💀
XD
LOL
lol
That’s just puppy mill dogs
sell its dead body
Person: * walks to pet shop after getting dog*
Pet shop owner: *DID YOUR PET DIE*
U v are cool
*"oh well, I killed it in a deer shooting accident!"*
pet stor owner: DID YOU PET DIE
Maria Kennedy no it is like this: “ *Oh I was hunting with my Pa and we uh mistook him of a deer*
Aww cute doggo!
Three years later, I'm watching this, laughing and crying at the same time.😢 I miss the old Life in Paradise videos, I miss them so much
Try to use your imagination and imagine new admin videos :)
I do it and I'm happy everytime I do it.
POV: the KingRapDeezy incident..
5 years actually 🥺
People on roblox: *pets dying*
Me: *having actual joy from it*
Same idk why ItS funny
My mom thinks I have a problem
Same😂
cleetuslovesalberto Skskskツ Me too 😂😂😂
Same
"In a hunting accident"
*Gets vivid flashbacks of Cleetus' backstory*
Violet Soleil what
@Violet Soleil What
I dont post anything
Micky: *gets run over*
Micky *AGAIN* : *eyes bleeding*
the owner: le epic ignore
Ikr
My cousin likes u Albert really bad she has a shrine of u on bloxburg
it makes since lol
Reptile-chan discovery_channel ik right
4:00 I FELL OF MY BED
ALBERT :ME AND MY PA MISTOOK HIM FOR A DEER!!😂😂
Softball: Wait i like this one
Albert: that is a human, a human female.
softball_Y E S S S
Gacha RUclipsrs: *It’s free real estate.*
That was my favorite saying
“That is a human. A human female.”
But I want one of those too
Wait. O I want it.
2:35 "MY PAT,, i laughted here so hard
“IT RUN OUT OF ME”
“She’s not going to heaven, she’s going to jail.”
*n*
@Itz_NotLexi same:>
Lol I did too
"What a cute dog"
"What is the name of the dog?"
"YA"
It probably the name is YA
y e s
It's a really good name😂
Floofy Gamez.........he now has a name..........YA
*hey Ya*
Funniest part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 5:18
"Alright don't touch the vomit don't touch it!" screeeeech "AUGH YOU JUST KILLED ANOTHER MAN!!!!!!!!"
“*HELP HE IS POO*”
I can’t stop laughing at that part
That means it's poo XD
Same
Uh oh stinky 💩😂😂
(Helps) *takes out the poo*
I agree xD
Store owner: Which pet do you want sir?
man: y e s
5:20 Oml anyone Not talking about how the person saved her life so wholesome ♡³♡
5:20
What?
•^•
!-!
He so hot i cant endure i need to p
let’s appreciate how much time this man puts in to convincing the owner of games for admin to ruin people’s role play experience
5:19 made me laugh so hard that i couldn’t breathe
I thought sans didn't have ____. A LINE? OH CUTE
D.A.R.K
Y.E.T
D.A.R.K.E.R
T.H.E
D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S
K.E.E.P.S
G.R.O.W.I.N.G
Dad is that you playing around on someone’s account
Or is it you Frisk because if its you Frisk
Pap wants to uh
Go on another date with you
Same
Lol
Oh lol I literally thought the care gave birth that it birthed the man driving than it took the girl in the car lol
OMG Albert I have an idea! You could make a candy shop, and when they eat the candy they have to go to the hospital and when everyone is gone dress up as a demon, and kill them and build a funeral and mute the people u killed and dress up as them and pretend they came back as a demon, and everyone who shows up trap them in the candy store and give them free candy that kills them. Idk if u like my idea. Oof (like so Albert sees)
l p s r o s e p e t a l s this needs more likes XD
Seagull, ty!! 😂💖💖
l p s r o s e p e t a l s np :3
Savari Whirlwind, yeah and it would be really funny to see how noobs who can’t talk right react to it 😂
l p s r o s e p e t a l s
Thats a lot but I like it
When his pet die he lost his soul
Coming up on your movie theater John wick jr
6:59 I love when he says *”Its look like it’s coming more poop from his eyes”* 😂
Albert:”you’re going to jail for mistreating your pet”
Also Albert: *whips out gun*
You're*
*pulls uno reverse card* ma’am you’re gonna go to jail for false report.
@@EllRatioBozo *me??????? :O*
Gamer Sofi it’s actually You’re :/ .
well death = jail lmao
Not my idea: Become an "imaginary friend" to a kid and dissappear when someone else is around and can see you
It's coping but it still good idea
It's a good idea
Yass
Cameron Pearce That’s why the beginning says “Not my idea” its not copying if they clarify it’s not their idea. Sorry if this came off as rude
I love that idea!
5:21 I replayed that so many times. That’s how I feel when I get a 1 on my grade for math
I know right Lol😆🤣😂😁😄 it’s so funny
Me to
Just cuz it's so easy. XD
Same
XD
anybody here almost 5 years later?
Yep lol
Meee
Me
Ye
Mee
It’s sad that that one person let his pet die on purpose and he is like “ CAN I HAVE MY ROBUX NOW”
9:43 "well guys, everything is over everything is cancelled" albert predicted the coronavirus
😰 he knew
It started on the 8th of December
HHHHHHHHH you mentioned the sickness
AAAAAAAAAAA
Moniq LUH KAGULAT KA NAMAN GRABE KAYO
I love how Albert nukes a server just because a kid tried scamming him for "big robux" and dies in the back of the pet store, allegedly notifying others about a demon killing him. That's comedy gold right there.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
HELP I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS WHEN IT CAME OUT😭😭 time flies omg
Fax.
Fax.
just imagine your some normal kid having fun and then all of the sudden your pets eyes are bleeding
*That would traumatize me*
@Peachyii Star me three
Depends. Irl or no?
@@teemteem both. :)
Or... you name your pet after your REAL LIFE dog and your in game dog starts bleeding and you run out of your room then
*your real life dog starts bleeding* 🩸
Time to make spaghetti!
7 year olds: *exist*
Albert: I’m about to end this mans while career
Phew! I'm ok! I'm not 7
Whole*
Yay I'm 8 I don't get torture and it's whole not while
You mean 3 year olds
7 year olds are not MEN
Pet: *eyes bleed*
Owner: StOp!
Pet: *eyes bleed*
Bacon hair owner: Do I get my robux now?
Nowo
no one
not soul
random pet owner: MY PET IS BLOOD EYES CAN I HAVE ROBUX PLS PLLLLLlS
him pet: oh my good help i want explode
I almost died watching this
@@admiralclawz8524 same my dude I couldn't stop laughing
4:21 "Wait, I like this one to"
"That is a humam. A human female"
“He is poo :(“ “he is” I AM DYING 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@queenteddybears7358 yesah
😄😄😄😄😂😂🙃😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣🙂😂😂😅☺️😂😅🤣
I disagree with you.
@@sipapi1131 who?
8:19
Albert:Hes trying to take care of the poop?
Me: *D E A D*
care of the poop
FOOPOOP
2:11 THE WAY HE SAID "nO" HAD ME CRAKLING
When Albert said dot dot dot what happened to your animal he sounded like a girl 💀. 4:50
Idea: Tell everyone that an apocalypse nuke is coming. Then use the UTG and launch a nuke. After that, insert a bunch of zombies or something and keep nuking while spawning them so it becomes a war zone. Give everyone weapons and cover the spawn.
LIKE SO ALBERT CAN SEE
I'm sorry, but stop forcing likes. "like so. Albert can see" Albert does see comments, he gets a email every time he gets a comment. So I wouldn't like for him to see. Everybody wants Albert to see. Telling people to like does not mean he sees it he might not see these comments.
he have turned notifications off so he dont get comments. idiots
@ToxixGen They were just advising you, no need to be so “haha xd noob” on them.
@@aestheticlife6047 or he CD have his comments turned off bro
Dude that is a really good and nice idea
"H-hes trying to taje care of the poop?'
ITS 1AM AND IM LAUGHING SO LOUD-
LMAOO
. -.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhhaahhahahahaba baabbaabababababababab BAHABAHA
I kind of laughed not like loud
@@angelaangela784 R.I.P_
7:52 I like that part XD
The Roblox oof sound should be that
Sounds like Mario
NOoOoOooOOOOO!!!
*”nÕ،֌ÔŌOOO”*
Mom: what do you wanna be when your older?
Me: Albert!
Mom: why?
Me: he traumatizes children😀
𝐋𝐎𝐋
“ my pat”
“ what about your pat?”
“ *it ran out of me* “
“ what ;-;”
“ you’re supposed to take care of it”
“ you are going to jail for not taking care of your pat”
“ *WAAAAAAAAAAAA* “
“ wtf dude”
Lol
Lol it’s pet not pat when she said it XD
@@xxiori2603 lamooooo👴👴👴👴👴👴👴
XD
I'm old👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴
Make a candy store and each bag of candy does something to you. Ex: “pop rocks” makes you explode or something idk
Skittles: Gives you skittle-pox.
Yes xD
Ballon heads make your head enlarge
Le Chicken Nuggets YT then blow up
Sounds kinda hard
3:08 Softball_yessss ran over his doggo
Mk and?
Bahahahhha
😳 it's like when I killed my dog
And you could see the concern in his face
😂omg
Yes I am rewatching Alberts old videos
Same
1:03 laughing so hard when the man falls into the dog’s poop 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit : Thank you so much for the likes I never had this many likes!!
Me 2 buster
Adriana Zuniga same
same with me
Adriana Zuniga I laughed to XD
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE POOP IN LEGO CITY
Albert: “Hi Pets free todAy!”
The clueless Player: “what rare?”
Also Albert: “unicorn raReSt”
Clueless player: *takes out heart*
Albert again: “You could have typed that but OK”
KimmyKimchi xD
Lol
KimmyKimchi 🥳😏😏😟😋😕😗☹️🤔🥺😗😤😗😕😶🙁😋😫😟😏😁🙁😱😭😖😶😫
All of my recent emojis ❄️☹️🤗😭🌃👀🌌🤔😇👁🙃🧁😆🙂🙌🏻😑☺️😠😦🎱😐🎂🥚😢😽😣😎😶🎉🙏
Celine the Jellybean these r mine 🌙😭😒🔪💀🚬💙👘😐🖕🖕🏿⛓🍜♋️🩲🍩🥌🎁💫💢🤡🤮🥺😊❤️😑😥➖😢🎹
Why is it when he presses “big poop” everyone has the idea
“I should step in it”
My sister be like
lol
Seems diffrent :P
The barf too 😂
My sister says "bIg pOoP"
Me : " so your flamingo? "
“There pet just starts like: ææærghhh” got me rolling 😂
4:03 Albert: I was going hunting with my pa and we mistook him for a deer .me: well least to get the dog meat
🤨😢😭
@@crowsanidiotXD It ok
🥺
Cyrus Games lol
not funny
Idea: copy someone’s name and avatar but like an older version of them and say you’re them from the future
And then they die from a time dilemma because then it alters ur future and you must stop it from happen
Yeah it's big brain time
Dio Brando : if so when I stop time and then travel to a different universe kill somebody harnesses they're power aka Goku so I can then transmission back in time holding Jotaro joestar I can then make him die from a time dilemma university my dear Watson
So how is Giorno dude
I love that idea
Okay now this video was sooo funny I couldn’t stop 😂 laughing 😂😂😂😂
Me to lol
Same this video is funny
Same me and my daughter couldn't stop laughing!
ME TOO🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Same😂
5:21 got me dying💀
5:20
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS THAT😭
“You’re going to jail”
**Proceeds to shoot**
Modern day (racist) cops in a nutshell
Whoops, did i say jail? I meant *HAIL*
american cops be like
Africa
Jailbreak
5:20 HELP ME **laughs so hard that I vomit**
edit: i am the least funniest person ever
Lol I felt the same x3
SAME
Juicy Juice
I think I know what you can meet you make a doctors for pets you can keep it different chicken poop don't think I can wait people drink invite the mooner make them do anything can you do I love you throw do that next year by doctors when you can buy pets like to hide it doing up here
Jajajjajajajajjjajaj
5:20
“Coolest suicide ever!” - Logan Paul
VVEST0N Jesus, this comment 💀
Said only Logan
the coolest moment
V
Logan Paul thinks he can do anything bru
This is just cute. Rest in Piece Tavisgamer's hopes and dreams 6:28
2:52
"YOUR GOING TO JAIL FOR MISTREATING YOUR PET"
*WAAAAAAAAA*
WAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAA
😭😭
R.I.P innocent
WAAA
3:07
Owner: *runs over dog*
Everyone: ignores the screams of his dog
PLSSSS UNDERRATED COMMENT 💀
i love how the shop owner went from normal to cleetus
0:27 "I'M THIGH PET STORE OWNER😢" GOT MEE😂❤
Another idea: Make a “updated” items shop but the items sometimes mess up “on accident”
Also, 4 MILLION SUBS (soon)
I THINK
ISTG
What’s the name of the game
@@prizzyavendano4775 the game was taken down-
8:20 yes.. he's taking Care of the poop🤦🤦😂
Nobody:
Flamingo: *_Wheezes at a unicorn having a seizure_*
Riverjr125 what game is this?
Island life in paradise
Pet is RIP
I wouldn’t say nobody cause I was laughing at that
lol wheezes at somebody dying
1:27 "Yeah😃" Got me rolling on the floor.
Edit:yes 1 like tysm
Back then: we’ll have flying cars in the future!
2020:
Chomp chomps
How did people know what a car was back then
2020: “DiD pEt DiE?”
YEET
We have flying unicorns lol
Nobody:
Albert: *laughs at people’s pets dying and suffering*
A
roxanne... smh. Decades over.
I feel u
Man how many unoriginal comment alerts do I have to do can you just put your own comment you idiot's
Please stop making comments like this... I miss the old original comments... R.i.p 2017 comments.
He should do a compilation of him screaming idk why I would like that
U said so so u should like it😄
Yaa
It would be too long, lol
Yes so do it... actually I would really like that let’s do that 😂
that would be years long. *years.*
“ did you see my pet? “
Albert: “ i think he die “
Albert: “ i was goin huntin with my pa, and we mistook him for a deer“
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol that cracked me up
Lol
Dogeeeeeee
OMG LOL HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Lol
You’re going to jail for mistreating your pet WAAAAHH got me rolling on the floor like so hard😂😂😂😂 2:52
3:00 "she is not going to heaven, she is going to jail." - albert 2020/2019
Tru lol it was made on the 30th lol
nice Last Message
Jhell
8:28 Lmao I’m laughing so hard 😂💀😂
"my pat"
Yes?
"Where is it"
You're supposed to take care of it
"It ran out of me"
edit: why does this have any likes
*WAAAAAAA*
হকিরবকযপুপপবাাৈৈৈৈৈূুুু
🇵 🇦 🇹 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
*wait it was inside of her?*
How can a pet ran out of you-
“What will you name him” “Ya.” That’s a really good name man..” “Micky!” “Well, Micky’s eyes are bleeding..”
That girl: “it run out of me “
Me: Are you asking for dog food?
No just stop that was a terrible joke,
*dog food for dayzz*
????
Dead dog
Off
LOL XD
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN THE UNI WAS ALL OVER FILPING “UR PAT DIED”(UR PET DIED)
LMAO SEIZURES IN A NUTSHELL 😻😭
This is stupid when I got to get a chance
Ok 😂😂
Same
2019: I used admin to create a pet store.. and controlled the pets
3019:I used admin to create a human store.. and controlled the humans
Tysm guys
:) u guys da best
Hey... I can't tell this is an original comment so you're getting a free unoriginal comment pass
billy is epic Tysm dude
Omg omg Tysm!
This made me laugh that he takes care of the poop😂😂😂😂 8:13
Unicorn: **is dying**
The dude: Stop!
**Unicorn death rate drops to 0**
ikr ;-;
@@scriba5777 XD yep
Bianca Saitta how could he even stop it!
I died of laughter
Kaynon Gerard r/woooosh
"i WeNT huNtIn' wiTh mA Pa, wE miSToOk hIM fOR a DeEr"
Still here 2021
@@youngboymatt2725 same.. but why is ur pfp gacha heat, DISCUSTANG
Thanks for the reenactment
Ikr
@Mariah Maekhyla Ryder your pfp is bootiful
7:52 random guy: *NOOOOOOOO* boop
Flamingo: *you shouldn't took care of it*
This guy just makes me calm I kept on watching this one video when I was getting blood work done and I only flinched not screaming or crying I only just flinched❤
I can imagine the people playing this game tomorrow and trying to find the pet store and get so confused. Edit: BRO 200 LIKES
Do you know the game name in roblox?
@@buscuits101 its called like life in paradise or something
Island life
@@buscuits101 island life
Same
“I misstook your pet as a dear” the way he said that was on point I live in Kentucky and I swear that’s an amazing impression
Allie Muller AHAHAHAHAHHA
I also live in Kentucky, it was spot on
Same
Love Kentucky
what game is he playing?
Oh dear
2:54 Is that Waluigi saying " *WAAAAAAAAAAAAH* "
This is so underrated-
XD
WAUAHAHAHAHA
*SHUT UP*
This is so underrated-
4:19 "Wait I like this one too" "that is a human. A human female"
9:38
Had me crying for ages 😂😂😂
STOEIRKRKOP
Same
Shop idea:
Make a rest area and make people has explosive poop when they sit on the toilet.
You copy my idea 😡😡😡
Epic. LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~
Epic Boy Knight yeah right
He was probably joking
Preston Durante he just took a fortnite l
Legend says the unicorn is still having a seizure 💀
Brooke 🤣
Sunnygal hi I wonder if there is a something on the sun with a moon and Minecraft but ugly potatoes with that carrot?
What
sunnyga hi Iwonder if ther is a somthing on the sun with the moon and minecraft but ugly potatoes
with that caroot
jk
0:01 When Flamingo predicted the Pet Simulator games on roblox soon after..