Well like, there is a theory about all species having one common ancestor (which I’m learning about in school) so looks like everyone’s related to Albert
Flamgo, I have an admin idea. It's where you make a store for people to go talk to dead relatives and then you dress up as their relative, than make them suffer.
2:07 Jokes aside, I really love the editing there. I love how the camera is slanted into some Dutch angle. Like the building is sinking into the ground.
Acctualy, it kind of is. because you know how u can decide if you want a dog or a cat or a fish? well, when your married, you have the desicion if you want a CHILD or not.
Remind me of the song by jvke: "Pretty little liar, what you gonna say? Tell me that you love me lyin to my face. I know u Double crossed baby such a fake
Idea: Give a noob the pokeball command, and as he collects his "pokemon" teleport him to a seperate place, and use your pokemon to battle them. If he wins, then you capture him, and cycle repeats. If you lose, then turn into goner and rage at him. Give his pokemon a chance to kill him :)
give his pokemon a chance to kill him? so you're saying that his own pokemon should attack the noob. that doesn't make much sense, if you're trying to battle another pokemon....
I have a idea: first make a store. Then put “Free pets”. Trap everyone who comes to the store inside of a house that they cannot leave without you, then make them slaves. When you have four people, give them guns then attack people (directed toward life in paradise). And the last person to kill someone is sent to the house. Then the other three get a choice: execute them or not. If the majority is ones who say no, they are executed, but the you spare the fourth one (the one who didn’t kill fast enough). And if the majority say yes, execute the fourth one (with anyone who said no) in front of the other slaves (then kick them, so they actually seem DEAD). That’s my idea.
*M Y L E G S A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H*
Tip: The reason why the Building tools weren’t working for moments is because the creator (Gigs) Is trying to do constant updates on it. I’m part of the F3X community And can confirm.
@@ImranAhmed-kq2jj Proof: My Username is Aydenk13, I mainly play on Build World F3X a game that was made by the developers of F3X. I am in 3 private discord Messages with the Staff’s. Our player base is very low (Around 50 players per day) The creator (Gigs) will notify us on any new Features coming to F3X. This New update Is meant to make the F3X studio plugin better to use since it used to be very buggy. Please use proof next time you blame someone, Smh.
Fun Fact: A ghost could be aggressively breakdancing next to you and you’d have no idea
Hm. Intresting
don't give the ghosts near me ideas, freaking-
I smiled at them :)
interesting * starts break dancing aggressively *
can the ghost hit the woah
5:31 "tell me pretty lies, look me in the face" I can't be the only one who knows that song.
U ain't lmao they said poke me in the face ahah 🤣
Reminds me of a 2018 gacha song
Yes, you are
@@Cake4u__0Yeah
Blackbear
For anyone wondering the song used in his merch ad is called shokawa
Banana Man, you are the one god we needed. The god of bananas and sacred knowledge.
@Castro bg wait this isnt banana man anymore
F
@@SatBehindYouInHealth Oof
@@SatBehindYouInHealth E
7:35 Albert: "is a child considered a pet?"
😆
it depends on how you treat it
I read this just as he said it '-'
no albert, they are considered pests, and should be exterminated from humanity
Very much
Someone once said: “We are all connected” Theoretically speaking, that means that we are all Albert
I saw you comment in flamingos braking point vid
Therefore we are all albert and albert is not all of us
Well like, there is a theory about all species having one common ancestor (which I’m learning about in school) so looks like everyone’s related to Albert
O_o
Omg
Nobody's talking about the editing, it just makes the recording more funny than it already was in the first place
Im pretty sure every youtuber edits there vids...
Its been like that before you were even born lmfao
@@bammboozled4484 not everyone
@@marran2594 Literally every pro youtube edits there vids. If u don't have atleast 10k I don't think of you as a youtuber.
Do someone Eat Worms?
Real lyrics : “Tell me pretty lies and look me in the face”
Random kid in roblox: Tell me lier so poke me in the face
*pokes*
I poked the random dude face not u but the random dude who said the wrong lyrics
When she said "Tell me lier so poke me in the face" I couldn't stop laughing
Alva Rigo GAGHHAHA IM DYING
when i saw that part of the vid i started singing the real song
this man has shown you can do anything with admin
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Flamgo, I have an admin idea. It's where you make a store for people to go talk to dead relatives and then you dress up as their relative, than make them suffer.
i like this one is this stolen or an og idea?
Omg lol
That’s an amazing idea- everyone is so creative :0
I'm sure that happened in real life
That's kinda messed up
Albert: rips off girl's hair
girl: *dies*
albert: oh no apparently her *hair* was a vital organ
lmfao
@I like waffles heh heh..
@@bulletthebeagle ooo 10 seconds ago
w h a t
Timestamp?
This takes “I can’t live without it” to an illogical level
Flaming-o’s recipe:
Wheat, almonds, soy, boy tears,Philipe’s depression, Albert’s approval, gas, strawberry frosting and oat.
Imma try to make these.
They forgot screaming
ITS SPELT FELIPE
You forgot children.
*share*
albert forgot to add dead adopt me pets
4:23 fortnitegod ain’t much of a god
Flamingo: **accidently ruins the school**
Students: What a hero-
lol
Yes
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
lol
Yass sister
"Is a child considered a pet?" - Flamingo 2020
no difference'
LMFAOAOAOA
Lol
No, they're considered as a type of exotic food.
They're emergency food
Nobody:
Flamingo: Is a child considered a pet
😂
Me: NO! I am not a pet
Bruh what the hell f()# the pet
they are
Hi, enjoy watching
2:34 this caught me off guard XDD🤣🤣🤣
"Apperently her hair was a vital organ."
-Flamingo 2020
What's the harm if I cut all the hair off my classmate she put her hair on my desk
APPARENTLY*
to the Kardashians it is
@@kkookk1216 APPARENTLY you’re a spelling nazi.
@@kkookk1216 Oh I’m so sorry grammar lord I will never spell anything wrong ever again
2:07 Jokes aside, I really love the editing there. I love how the camera is slanted into some Dutch angle. Like the building is sinking into the ground.
How tf do you have 5.32K subscribers
@@daffaayman5616he’s abraham lincolin of course he has subs
Nobody:
No one in the galaxy:
Life in paradise roleplayers: *stabs dog cutely*
Gets divorce and drowns him Cutely-
HONESTLY remeber *runs in japanese*
*commits 20 war crimes in Afghanistan cutely*
Gets an aborsan cutely
Baby Boo *tiny toes* *plays with toes* *fits in teacup* *GIVE OIL*
6:31 anyone notice that was a flamingo…
Bro killed his son
Poor flamingo
Looks like the Dead Dog Center has rebranded and now is more inclusive to all pets, not just dead dogs. Good on you, Albert!
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Bots: “So anyway, I started self advertising”
@I Am KevinBB x2 TU MAMA STFU
@MrBeast ✓⃝ begone.. BOT
so uh look at the replies and theres something
No one:
Not even flamingo:
go to 𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕦𝕩.𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕞.𝕘𝕠𝕝𝕕 in your search bar!!!!111!!!!121!1@! no scam!!!!!!
lmao even in roblox
"Pls don't ask if im rich"
No one:
Literally no one:
Albert: Lily, are you rich?
Lol
Lol
@@bread9233 *yes*
lol flamingo stan
DON’T TOUCH MY TAIL
I’m rich (not actually)
3:05 remember when he always used heck instead of hell? Now he intentionally uses hell.
I like how his intros aren’t 3 days long and they’re actually good
The music in this intro is amazing
And the hand that leans to pour the water is
*s e x y*
@@kieranmcginley1262 it’s milk but I agree lol
@@kieranmcginley1262 its strawberry milk.
153 hours of a video
6:10 literally one of the best part lmfao
“Is a child considered a pet?”
-Flamingo
Acctualy, it kind of is. because you know how u can decide if you want a dog or a cat or a fish? well, when your married, you have the desicion if you want a CHILD or not.
@@fluffyplayzroblox6829 what im a pet
@@fluffyplayzroblox6829 ever considered children are accidents? That means if you have a pet how tf do you get it on accident
@@fluffyplayzroblox6829 yea I guess you can consider a child a pet in some sort of way
Yes, If its dressed up as animal :D JK
5:30
I think she's singing the song that goes;
"Tell me pretty lies, look me in the face. Tell me that you love me, even if it's fake."
YES THATS WHAT IT REMIBDED ME FO
I was looking in the comments to see if anyone actually noticed that💀
The song is idfc by blackbear :D
Remind me of the song by jvke: "Pretty little liar, what you gonna say? Tell me that you love me lyin to my face. I know u Double crossed baby such a fake
7:27 LOL
Edit: Albert: * Apperantly her hair was a vital organ.*
Idea: Kidnap someones child/boyfriend/girlfriend/pet and make the other person so do something like kill someone or insult someone.
good idea
Good English.
@@kaiser604 I know awesome English
Wow good idea me:kills everyone in world*
Yea
We will turn your house into a home.
Hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
Rofl
2:11 kids in Earthquake movies be like:
The people:GET OUT
Idea: Give a noob the pokeball command, and as he collects his "pokemon" teleport him to a seperate place, and use your pokemon to battle them. If he wins, then you capture him, and cycle repeats. If you lose, then turn into goner and rage at him. Give his pokemon a chance to kill him :)
give his pokemon a chance to kill him? so you're saying that his own pokemon should attack the noob. that doesn't make much sense, if you're trying to battle another pokemon....
New video idea : Make an obby "Escape the Admin the Killer" (which is you)
Like so he can see :)
Vainius Mineikis *YES*
@@devv1010 how tou di that black word
no
@@cheeseslice6264 you say a word like mine but you put * infornt of it and the back of it with no spaces
@@shadowthefox9358 *mine*
I love how the intro is so cute but the hand that carry’s the milk has warts and hairs on it DD
It's the cherry on the top 😌
This man will *not* hit 1k likes in 5 hours
eek
Ok
it's the arm albert cut off of his victim I watched
Fun fact about the dead: A ghost can be sitting on your head right now you never know
that's why my head is tired
I have a idea: first make a store. Then put “Free pets”. Trap everyone who comes to the store inside of a house that they cannot leave without you, then make them slaves. When you have four people, give them guns then attack people (directed toward life in paradise). And the last person to kill someone is sent to the house. Then the other three get a choice: execute them or not. If the majority is ones who say no, they are executed, but the you spare the fourth one (the one who didn’t kill fast enough). And if the majority say yes, execute the fourth one (with anyone who said no) in front of the other slaves (then kick them, so they actually seem DEAD). That’s my idea.
noice Idea dude
a
Dang thats mess'ed up but a goodm idea
Ban is not fair I think kick or put em in different server
@@xxgachagamexx3768 Why, it truly is
He just casually watches a buss full of children ram into “hElL”
they deserved it
decku
4:00 4:03
hey izuku
Hi save my world
Albert: Oh no I decapitated her animal
Me: * laughs like a lunatic*
Edit: ok
same xd
I did the exact same thing :|
you’ll fit right in.
SAMMEE I FRICKEN DIIEEDD WHEN IT CAME OFF 😭😭
Oof I was about to like until you did ur edit then I changed my mind. Don’t go tysm for 79 likes it’s just annoying 🤐
5:29 had me dying 💀 “ *TELL ME PRETTY LIAR SO POKE ME IN THE FACE* “
Me when I see a gigantic roach in the shower while i'm taking a bath: 5:09
ur taking a shower in the bath????
@Livelaughlovetherians oh oops
Flamingo: Get that disgusting thing out of here
Also Flamingo: Actually let’s turn him into.....t h i c k i b o y
hi flamingo
Potato pato
Ow a franxx fan man i watch this anime like 9 times its nice Darling
Yes I names myself cute Dino cause she a cute Dino
@@thatscool8703 nuu she is our darling in the franXX
No one:
Litrelly no one:
People that roleplay in life in paradise:*farts cutely*
I actually always joke like this with my friends
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
*stabs cutely*
@@hye2354 *doges*
*dies cutely* *cries cutely*
"look at me if you want to die 👹" albert: oh.. finally- 7:19
Albert: Abuses children and their pets
Ad: “Help stop child abuse”
Me: BAHAHAHAHHA
Perfect
And here is the defination of
P E R F E C T I O N
bruh don't you dare to do it although the replies here is totally incorrect don't listen to flamingo! and do nice stuff or fun stuff if you want to :)
LMFAO I WISH I HAD THATT
“E” has become popular over the years.
Yaes
Some people say it without even knowing Albert 💀
Ooooo
Eeeeeee
E
Oops, I deleted her legs instead of her pet.- Albert out of context
*M Y L E G S A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H*
baby cow the second, pet
I read this as he said, “I deleted her legs instead of her pet”
another way of albert being out of context is "Alright im gonna snap his neck"
not funny
2:05 "somebody help" ALBERT I CAME TO SAVE THE DAY
Someone commented “Loved it” when it had only been 30 seconds-
Omg lol
Yes exactly thats what people do
LOL
yup they definitely didn't even watch the vid
probably just a bot
Flamingo: Adopt and Raise
Fans: *We already know that game actually-*
Its hell because of him
@I Am KevinBB x2 whats base
@I Am KevinBB x2 *no*
stop using dashes after your sentences also this comment isn't funny
Flamingo: makes a disturbing pet store
og: I seen this one before
Idea: Take their pets and make them horrific, then give them back and see how they react.
Yes, I love it!
True Perfection 👌
Nice.
And to add them and make them stuck forever I’m pretty sure you have to weld them
Perfect idea
4:05 i love this part lol XDD
Can everyone just admire the merch ad, it looks dope and it makes my want to buy the merch.
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No, stfu bot.
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o shut up
yes
what?!? a bot deleted its comment or got deleted?!?
@@Yonaqer Yeah.
“Tell me pretty lies poke me in the face”
✨✨✨✨✨✨
*Ah yes I love that song*
IM DYING I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣
*poke-*
its look not poke
@@Hazazel 😑
A random kid: smiles at their pet lion
Flamingo: *Yeetus Heetus, your lion is going to heck*
Yeetus Heetus Your pet is going to *FLEE* tus
More like yeetus heetus you going somewhere else from here far far away you go
yeetus cleetus i commit deletus
Cleetus
@ wow you must be fun at parties
Fun fact a ghost could be doing weird things to you from behind but because it’s invisible and can walk through you had no idea
“Apparently her hair was a vital organ” I’m dying XD
Deku, WHY DO U WATCH DIS DISTURBING SHIT?
Kachan said I should watch some gory stuff because I need to loosen up
@@iloveellieshesmydog yeah
@@Baldmei 🙂
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6:02 “made with gas” 😃☝🏼
Thats good 🤔🤔
Now I can drive my car and eat with his special cereal
Flamingo:Just spawns in and goes to random couple
Bus interrupts:They see me rollin
Hi, enjoy watching
@@twinsgamer5616 E
@@djpablog Is there someone who plays Among us
Imagine giving Albert admin commands irl 😂
“This server is just dead, let’s go to the next one” *destroys mars*
The world would be in flames split in half with all animals and toddlers dead-
Flamingo: *Making animals bleed and humans morf.*
7 million people: *yes.*
YES
7 million people: *Funniest thing i've ever seen*
Yes. I love that
Y e s
*y e s*
albert: hey no more radio
also albert: **rips the guy arms off**
Yeah because he was playing a big bad song
Pp
Because he wanted to
"i thought this group of young women got pummeled by a bus"
The "group of young women" : A lion, a unicorn, and a small child.
Hi, enjoy watching
Why are your pet videos always so funny you need to make as many as possible especially ones with admin
I love how Albert isn’t like the other you tubers when they instantly beg you to like the video, Albert just gets straight into it
@I Am KevinBB x2 no
@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu
well that's because it's their job
Because he isnt cringe
@@Cruscker fr
None:
Flamingo: *your free pet store trial has ended.*
ah yes, *none*
Fun fact: Flamingos thumbnails are kind of terrifying.
Pansexual.
@Old Acc idk it's about their icon
In a good way
I liked it
Ikr not all of the thumbnails are terrifying
"tell me pretty lier so poke me in the face" 5:30 (This ALWAYS makes me laugh-)
Albert is so kid friendly, but so brutal at the same time. That’s why we love him
Yes!
Yes!
@@shashafirecat2830 u ok? Seem like there 2 yes u lag maybe hope ur k
@@sebastianauremoniach. Yes!
@@sebastianauremoniach. Yes!
I love how the flaming'os cereal box has alot of details. Example: in the ingredients it say "philipe depression".
ME TOO
yasssssss lol
@@kawaiihearts1659 it said "Philipe" XD
“I took the skin off a bus” - Albert 2020
Omg as I read your comment I heard him say that
LOL
hello darwin
Chris Afton _exuse me?_
nice pfp
0:59 ✨thicky boy✨
1:15 ✨dead unicorn✨
1:46 ✨let’s see all these houses fall at once✨
Flamingo: *kills her pet*
Ur wife: MAMAMAMAMAMMAAMAMMAMAMAMA A A A A AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA AARIO
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o stfu
Hi, enjoy watching
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o stfu
Fun fact: albert will legit play jump around and kill time and will make it more fun than every single game
@Denzel Tanto ???
3:21 kid: 👁👄👁 albert: *uh oh nothing to see here* 😅 kid: *AHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHHH*
5:27 “tell me pretty lier so poke me in the face” 😭
2:25
Albert: "Can you use your wealth to rebuild the school?"
The girl named "kil er" next to Albert: *Fim fim*
Yeah people used to call him mr flip flops back in 2018 shut up
@@BigTrollingMan lol true
i was actually while watching it-
Flamingo: oops didn’t mean to do that
me: you broke the whole game
Flamingo: *destroys school*
Kids: HE IS HERO!
He’s a hero cuz no mote school :>
HE IS >:(
2:46 “I’ve been having trouble deleting people’s pets-“
*happy music starts playing*
Albert doesn’t believe in “break a leg” only “break a neck”
lol
oof
True
XD
xD
Albert: “I’m just gonna snap his neck”
Me: “can I bring my neighbors cat?”
Yes
*Y e s*
N o
*N o*
How dare u bad person what if I killed ur pet if u have one or ur favorite type of animal jk but I love cat
“I never thought a dragon could jump.”
Neither did I.
POOR Dragón 🐉
That wasn't a dragon that was a Barney
Lol
Dragons can jump, they can use their legs, DUHHHH
7:24 I laughed at this part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Different Title: Grown Man kills animals infront of kids.
@V Poulton watt
@@waktak7093
Robux
Flamingo bully and he calls people idiot noob and stuff
R
R
0:14
Game: Adopt and Raise
Albert: Adopt and Raise what?
Me: Adopt and Raise terror upon this world, is what they meant.
No matter what I ALWAYS laugh at this part:
6:56
The girl ### her in real life i wanted to say wow:(
Satan himself is screaming from how much he fears flamingo coming down to him
ya lol
*BLEEP*
B L E E P
Very dark but the level of humour is amazing keep it up!
*laughs*
“I just snapped her neck”
XD
*69 likes*
@@person1451 make it 70 i guess
83 likes!
- c r a c k -
" I ask this to women everyday, WHY this WOMEN" who remembers flamingo saying that in one of his videos?
Me
Me lmaoo
Meh
Petition for Albert to do a livestream when he hits 8 mil:
Yep one self like, Albert do a livestream plis C;
I mean Albert hate live streaming
Now he won’t.
If he livestream he better do it on twitch
He ain't gonna he said he hates it
I hope he won’t
Albert: Hey...Hey Lilly...are you rich?
Lilly: *Probably curses*
oh i get it now, he cooked the pets for a thanksgiving dinner!
4:49
Pet:blows up
The lady:nuuuuuuuu
Flamingo:mahahaha
It's funny how he calls it a knock off even though that was the original 😂
The fact that they don’t know they can form like that omg 😂
“Apparently her hair was a vital organ”
-Albert
He took her face not the hair
Roblox @@x289x
@@hasulpula4241 e
How is is hair even important really only to get a gf if u look good
Copied
“Is a child considered a pet?”
*hold’ up*
more like servants
Nope
Yes
Tip: The reason why the Building tools weren’t working for moments is because the creator (Gigs) Is trying to do constant updates on it. I’m part of the F3X community And can confirm.
no ur not
@@ImranAhmed-kq2jj Proof: My Username is Aydenk13, I mainly play on Build World F3X a game that was made by the developers of F3X. I am in 3 private discord Messages with the Staff’s. Our player base is very low (Around 50 players per day) The creator (Gigs) will notify us on any new Features coming to F3X. This New update Is meant to make the F3X studio plugin better to use since it used to be very buggy. Please use proof next time you blame someone, Smh.
@@AudiDevv ok
1:24 "Eventually, that random chariot stopped thinking."