I used Roblox ADMIN to tell people their FUTURES... then made them COME TRUE

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • MY YOUTOOZ FIGURES OUT NOW: ALBERT AND CLEETUS
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    Today I use my Roblox admin commands to become a fortune teller... except the fortunes I tell come true almost immediately and it's usually never what people actually want.

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  • @flamingo
    @flamingo  4 года назад +13446

    Credit to Twitter user @itzjxdex for the idea! If you have any really good ideas for videos DM @FlamingoIdeas on twitter

  • @Snipers_
    @Snipers_ 4 года назад +22400

    Question of the day:
    "What is a TV"

    • @thao1248
      @thao1248 4 года назад +803

      Questions that not even Einstein can answer or even a person with an IQ of 300

    • @turbopros1430
      @turbopros1430 4 года назад +413

      Tv is Tv

    • @TheSroanef
      @TheSroanef 4 года назад +119

      Idk

    • @whyamistupid6640
      @whyamistupid6640 4 года назад +603

      Well TV is A television (also known as a TV) is a machine with a screen. Televisions receive broadcasting signals and change them into pictures and sound. The word "television" comes from the words tele (Greek for far away) and vision (sight).

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 4 года назад +39

      xd

  • @Frontier327
    @Frontier327 4 года назад +1262

    "what is a TV"
    humans are special, special creatures

  • @Lostless_1
    @Lostless_1 Год назад +382

    "You will meet fgtv"
    " *what is a tv* "

  • @myparentsacc
    @myparentsacc 2 года назад +1254

    "Oh well, now I feel bad"
    *Browses through endless options for his death*

  • @arat_with_abanjo6800
    @arat_with_abanjo6800 4 года назад +4239

    Imagine if fgteev got this recommended for him lol

  • @ferret.4ever
    @ferret.4ever 3 года назад +480

    “Oh no! You’re becoming fat!”
    Cleetus: *I have been replaced.*

  • @THEQUINTETS_1
    @THEQUINTETS_1 11 месяцев назад +274

    “See, if you try to put this dog Down, the doctor’s gonna die.” - Famous quote

  • @djdeadlock77
    @djdeadlock77 3 года назад +2893

    I searched up mimi locks on and found that mimi locks actually has millions of viewers and hundreds of thousands of subscribers so Albert is a real fortune teller

  • @orangekid7623
    @orangekid7623 4 года назад +875

    Idea: Pretend your a time traveler and ask what year it is then say “oh Island life hasnt been destroyed yet?” then nuke the server.
    Game: Island Life

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 4 года назад +43

      DUDE THIS IS THE BEST IDEA

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 4 года назад +11

      That’s brilliant

    • @hanna3448
      @hanna3448 4 года назад +4

      OMG WHAT A GOOD IDEA

    • @RomanTheMaker909
      @RomanTheMaker909 4 года назад +1

      Good idea

    • @deetee2011
      @deetee2011 4 года назад +2

      And after the nuke spam WhAt Is A TVs

  • @aviaxa4662
    @aviaxa4662 3 года назад +1726

    I love how he starts his video with “OnliNe DaTeRs”

  • @bobson-warthunder
    @bobson-warthunder Год назад +472

    The great thing about Albert is that he lets his intrusive thoughts win

    • @leighprice311
      @leighprice311 9 месяцев назад +25

      Impulsive thoughts, not intrusive

    • @sequoiatrees1
      @sequoiatrees1 8 месяцев назад

      its both@@leighprice311

    • @Sydneymotor2
      @Sydneymotor2 6 месяцев назад +4

      ⁠@@leighprice311no its intrusive, i've never heard anybody say impulsive so i guess its other thing

    • @ketokeko
      @ketokeko 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Sydneymotor2 Intrusive thoughts are far more dangerous than the stuff Albert does, just because you haven't heard about them doesn't mean there's not a difference

    • @madyserena
      @madyserena 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ketokeko REAL

  • @hunbun23
    @hunbun23 4 года назад +395

    “What is a TV?”
    *Top 10 scientists still cannot answer*

    • @patrickwhite9472
      @patrickwhite9472 4 года назад +6

      You Dum😬😬

    • @スープ-r6p
      @スープ-r6p 4 года назад +16

      *Top 10 scientist still cannot answer*

    • @hunbun23
      @hunbun23 4 года назад +10

      Patrick White, it’s a joke

    • @スープ-r6p
      @スープ-r6p 4 года назад +5

      Very Important Potatoes!!! no he isn’t , you are . your comment makes no sense

    • @stxrberiimoon736
      @stxrberiimoon736 4 года назад +6

      🤦‍♀️

  • @_KITTSU_
    @_KITTSU_ 4 года назад +958

    When you look up mimi locks and they are a real person:
    Oh...ok

  • @jeslinkhess255
    @jeslinkhess255 4 года назад +216

    1:12 - for the bus screeching sound
    7:10 - to listen him asking "WhAt iS A tV???"

  • @sillygoose7126
    @sillygoose7126 Год назад +262

    It's sad Albert's new videos aren't like this anymore.

    • @Addalynn24_7
      @Addalynn24_7 11 месяцев назад +11

      That's so true

    • @leica8021
      @leica8021 11 месяцев назад +29

      It’s true yes, but they’re still good

    • @PurePiranha
      @PurePiranha 9 месяцев назад +2

      I agree

    • @PurePiranha
      @PurePiranha 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@leica8021I disagree

    • @InvisibleStarz
      @InvisibleStarz 9 месяцев назад +24

      He’s realizing that his community is growing up and that he needs to make content for their age group.

  • @EightySevenJ
    @EightySevenJ 4 года назад +744

    Albert: You will meet fgteev, the real one.
    Fgteev: *WhAt Is A tV*

  • @adahthe3rd829
    @adahthe3rd829 4 года назад +434

    My dad: “what are you watching, it sounds like someone being murdered.”
    Me: heh

  • @nolanarado9708
    @nolanarado9708 4 года назад +543

    When he said “you will grow to be fat and ugly”
    I related ngl 😔✊
    EDIT: I'm not fat and I'm not calling anyone fat.

    • @SANSYYGAMESFAKE
      @SANSYYGAMESFAKE 4 года назад +7

      So you fat!

    • @dumbsimpleviewer
      @dumbsimpleviewer 4 года назад +8

      I will not get fat I will not get fat!stop saying that!

    • @gavpp
      @gavpp 4 года назад +10

      Haha get noob

    • @Ninibear.x24
      @Ninibear.x24 4 года назад +15

      nolan arado most people who say there fat need to look in a mirror because they are perfect just the way they are 🥰

    • @alikhamis3367
      @alikhamis3367 4 года назад +5

      *does gigantic kids*

  • @berserk-st7tt
    @berserk-st7tt 6 месяцев назад +1902

    Who still watching this on 2024🎉

  • @TheBabcy
    @TheBabcy 4 года назад +223

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Albert: "DaS a FaT wOmaN"

  • @arctroopervains3488
    @arctroopervains3488 4 года назад +477

    Albert: “Once he adopts a child and find peace in his life *were gonna kill him*
    Me: *It’s really nice to see Flamingo ruining people’s live again*

    • @mrabigor1603
      @mrabigor1603 4 года назад +2

      @@gregoryscott6577 stop

    • @arctroopervains3488
      @arctroopervains3488 4 года назад +1

      Lol tysm guys rut roh raggy calling me for a Scooby snack gtg

    • @lourenzo2145
      @lourenzo2145 4 года назад

      oh no scoobs

    • @aceofspades3296
      @aceofspades3296 4 года назад

      3=E) 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

    • @arctroopervains3488
      @arctroopervains3488 4 года назад

      I’m back had 4 boxes of Scooby snacks how y’all doin

  • @kaiho007
    @kaiho007 3 года назад +304

    "Are these his unborn children"
    "What is a TV?"
    Best lines of this video

    • @xxciloxx6345
      @xxciloxx6345 3 года назад

      My hero academia

    • @weegeenumberone2
      @weegeenumberone2 3 года назад +1

      @@xxciloxx6345 My hero *FUCK OFF*

    • @xxciloxx6345
      @xxciloxx6345 3 года назад

      @@weegeenumberone2 How dare. You

    • @dyrroth311
      @dyrroth311 3 года назад

      @@weegeenumberone2 One. For. All. Full. Cowling. 1000000% SEEEEEEEMAAAAAAASHEEEEEEE

    • @grimt21
      @grimt21 3 года назад

      @@weegeenumberone2 MHA/BNHA IS FRIGGIN AMAZING AAAAAAAAAA

  • @monke6942
    @monke6942 4 месяца назад +109

    its crazy how fgteevbeast2010 is 14 now

    • @SohrabGamingOfficial
      @SohrabGamingOfficial 3 месяца назад +3

      How do you know

    • @tuuguu1438
      @tuuguu1438 3 месяца назад

      @@SohrabGamingOfficial2024-2010= 14

    • @AALI-is-R0TTING
      @AALI-is-R0TTING 3 месяца назад +10

      @@SohrabGamingOfficialit says 2010 in his name usually parents put their childrens birth year in their name

    • @StudRBLX
      @StudRBLX 2 месяца назад +4

      Erm, what the *slurp* si- *snorts* gma

    • @mtt.mp3
      @mtt.mp3 2 месяца назад +15

      @@StudRBLXhow does one make this unfunny ahh comment

  • @Kaioken26
    @Kaioken26 3 года назад +915

    I love how it went from telling futures to becoming a solo arsenal

  • @pothead2512
    @pothead2512 4 года назад +390

    2:38
    *Every time he runs around McDonalds he picked up a meal, that’s how he got fat.*
    Edit: Holly cow how did I get this many likes?

    • @paolacastro3366
      @paolacastro3366 4 года назад +1

      Ha loser

    • @Mika_Kagehira.
      @Mika_Kagehira. 4 года назад +1

      @@paolacastro3366 says the white girl possessed by the devil

    • @vodago
      @vodago 4 года назад +5

      he had two number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

    • @EricaStrunk76
      @EricaStrunk76 4 года назад

      paola castro shut up

    • @Jjsticks._.
      @Jjsticks._. 4 года назад +1

      @Pupcakeswell that's a random suggestion

  • @-boredandtired-8196
    @-boredandtired-8196 4 года назад +583

    Flamingo: “ok now I feel bad”
    5 seconds later
    Flamingo: “ok how can I make this guys day worse”

  • @thierryhenrydanger
    @thierryhenrydanger 6 месяцев назад +96

    Biggest flex: i was one of the people who said “ i subscribe mimi locks “

  • @internalgalaxy4440
    @internalgalaxy4440 4 года назад +135

    *Dad: What are you watching?*
    *Me: Oh, I’m watching to find out what a TV is.*

  • @mark-be5sw
    @mark-be5sw 4 года назад +152

    "im guessing these are like his unborn kids" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DOKAT
      @DOKAT 2 года назад +1

      🤣☠️☠️

    • @Gokuchan56
      @Gokuchan56 2 года назад +1

      にせじょけ

    • @Coolezt_BFDI
      @Coolezt_BFDI 3 месяца назад

      @@Gokuchan56bro how?

  • @straylite7874
    @straylite7874 4 года назад +97

    3:46 I like how the dinosaur was just having a seizure
    *M I L L I O N S!!*

  • @koi.flsh2
    @koi.flsh2 Год назад +26

    8:53 i felt bad for the kid but also laughing hysterically at the same time

  • @Frogzoシ
    @Frogzoシ 4 года назад +670

    Mortal of today’s video: if you ever have a bully, tell Albert, and he will deal with them.

  • @KomiTheEpic
    @KomiTheEpic 3 года назад +701

    I LOOKED UP MIMI LOCKS AND JAMES CHARLES CAME UP-

    • @z0eyzozo716
      @z0eyzozo716 3 года назад +25

      WELL OOP LOL😂😂😂

    • @Plxr_YT
      @Plxr_YT 3 года назад +9

      LOL UwU

    • @THATG1RLXOXO
      @THATG1RLXOXO 3 года назад +3

      Sane girl

    • @AMONGUS-su2rs
      @AMONGUS-su2rs 3 года назад +5

      𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?

    • @AMONGUS-su2rs
      @AMONGUS-su2rs 3 года назад +4

      @ANIME PLAYS GTA5 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?

  • @materialisticautistic
    @materialisticautistic 3 года назад +736

    I looked up Mimi’s channel and she’s actually quite well known

  • @Personlol80
    @Personlol80 Год назад +19

    It feels so nice to come back to see his admin vids now he changed I feel so happy to see him like this

  • @maximuschang3466
    @maximuschang3466 4 года назад +238

    0:18 : when you take your first drivers test

  • @just_meliah
    @just_meliah 3 года назад +774

    I love how flamingo doesn’t know that Mimi Locks is an actual RUclipsr

    • @nickicole5068
      @nickicole5068 3 года назад +75

      mimi locks isnt too polular tho.... so i dont blame him.

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 3 года назад +4

      @@nickicole5068 yeah,,

    • @narutouchiha4132
      @narutouchiha4132 2 года назад +6

      That’s what I was going to say XD

    • @DSLSUX22
      @DSLSUX22 2 года назад +9

      @@nickicole5068 yeah, she DEFINITELY doesn’t have over 1 Million subscribers, I’m sure!

    • @adxrableava2893
      @adxrableava2893 2 года назад +13

      @@DSLSUX22 no she has 449k ive never heard of her

  • @bethybon
    @bethybon 4 года назад +167

    "Let's go give people some anxiety.."
    teachers on the first day of school when they mention the 'getting to know one another' games

  • @MaxwellPerkins-y3q
    @MaxwellPerkins-y3q 6 месяцев назад +10

    IDEA: make a “game show” where people compete with each other to win (live) or lose (die)

  • @jontheartist5918
    @jontheartist5918 2 года назад +1598

    Flamingos ability to determine what noobs are saying in tags is unhuman.

  • @eieiojklf712
    @eieiojklf712 4 года назад +124

    Nobody:
    Me: *sees my name as an admin command*
    "W h a t ?"
    Edit: My name's Maddox lmao 8:37

    • @lobotomized_troll
      @lobotomized_troll 4 года назад +1

      Choose life or death each will be corrupted

    • @adbhvthe3
      @adbhvthe3 4 года назад +2

      What would it be if it was your CREDIT CArd NUMBERS

    • @kokokrunch6358
      @kokokrunch6358 4 года назад +2

      epic-

    • @eieiojklf712
      @eieiojklf712 4 года назад

      @@adbhvthe3 lmaoo

    • @ellawilders
      @ellawilders 4 года назад +3

      Hey Look I Matured “Numbers” ? *letters*

  • @cam-lb3dj
    @cam-lb3dj 4 года назад +334

    only OGS will remember:
    hey guys hope you’re having a good time..
    nOt onLinE dAtinG

    • @nicolewoosley1767
      @nicolewoosley1767 4 года назад

      No

    • @N1da_
      @N1da_ 4 года назад +4

      Yeaaah I remember tho

    • @s0ulk1lla89
      @s0ulk1lla89 4 года назад +1

      it was not online dating

    • @Mackopupcakes
      @Mackopupcakes 4 года назад +4

      MWA MWA MILKY

    • @Jjtbo
      @Jjtbo 4 года назад +13

      Only ogs remember "can i have a joe"

  • @karinametcalf2713
    @karinametcalf2713 Год назад +15

    I ACCIDENTALY BLASTED “ONLINE DATERS” AT FULL VOLUME

  • @canaldoanimadorpilhado2003
    @canaldoanimadorpilhado2003 4 года назад +121

    "Who is doing this"
    "YOU! STOP EATING!"
    LMAOOO

  • @maddyjoy6426
    @maddyjoy6426 4 года назад +171

    When flamingo said “hey whats up”He sounded like sonic

  • @bloodlostt
    @bloodlostt 3 года назад +931

    Dear Albert, you NEED to make a maze and put it in these stupid roleplay games and make them all complete it but there’s actually monsters who try to kill them (use admin powers) and if they die bring them to hell with no way out.

  • @andrewdilcock8060
    @andrewdilcock8060 2 месяца назад +3

    4 years later, Albert is still the RUclipsr that can get a smile on my face no matter how my day has been.

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 4 года назад +61

    "does gigantic kids." -Fgteevbeast2010 2019

    • @signourne
      @signourne 4 года назад

      *does bottle flip*

    • @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976
      @thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 4 года назад

      Streamliner Spl4t Lol

    • @firedboy992
      @firedboy992 4 года назад

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @finndarling
      @finndarling 4 года назад

      i read this in a slightly different way.
      *sweet home Alabama*

  • @dngamer787
    @dngamer787 4 года назад +235

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Fgteevbeast: what is a tv

  • @ilovepoptarts4383
    @ilovepoptarts4383 4 года назад +364

    Mom: UGH FINE I WILL LET U DRIVE
    Me: ok nothing will happen to your car
    The car: 0:17
    Thank you for 400 likes I really appreciate it

  • @Dragonyearboi
    @Dragonyearboi 6 месяцев назад +25

    I ate a school bus

    • @jamesmcmaster7525
      @jamesmcmaster7525 6 месяцев назад

      You Would Been Dead By Now 💀

    • @Dragonyearboi
      @Dragonyearboi 6 месяцев назад

      @@jamesmcmaster7525 i am a ghost

    • @jamesmcmaster7525
      @jamesmcmaster7525 6 месяцев назад +1

      AAAAAAAHHHHH 😨

    • @GuyFromFloridaFL
      @GuyFromFloridaFL 6 месяцев назад

      Me to!

    • @frankflynn8556
      @frankflynn8556 6 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@Dragonyearboisame and I ate that bus a school bus going to the school to drop off students

  • @lietie1730
    @lietie1730 4 года назад +448

    “What’s a TV”
    -fgteevbeast2010
    2019

  • @arkak420
    @arkak420 2 года назад +334

    we need this type of videos back

  • @LazertheDumb0
    @LazertheDumb0 4 года назад +192

    Me: **starts video**
    Flamgo: ONLINE DATERS
    my ears: my time has come

  • @serendanson1199
    @serendanson1199 Год назад +10

    i love how he said ‘well now i feel bad’ then he just killed him like a couple minutes away😂

  • @arisidktbh6510
    @arisidktbh6510 3 года назад +242

    "We watch Mimi Locks"- Flamingo

    • @WabiDabi
      @WabiDabi 3 года назад +20

      I am not kidding Mimi locks is a RUclipsr

    • @tramznation3901
      @tramznation3901 3 года назад +8

      Yeah but I am not going to sub

    • @nnarchived.
      @nnarchived. 3 года назад +4

      @@tramznation3901 i am

    • @Kaibadgem
      @Kaibadgem 3 года назад

      I do not like normie normie is yucky

    • @Bayzeeplayz
      @Bayzeeplayz 3 года назад

      @@WabiDabi yeah

  • @alana388
    @alana388 4 года назад +279

    When he says “YA IMA GET HIT BY A BUS” it’s like he did not care whatsoever XD

  • @jhopessprite877
    @jhopessprite877 4 года назад +203

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Not even Donald Trump
    Fgteev: What is a TV?

    • @starjuice111
      @starjuice111 4 года назад +6

      Your pfp- that dude h o t😳

    • @lual-roblox4142
      @lual-roblox4142 4 года назад +1

      lol HD

    • @gregallen4269
      @gregallen4269 4 года назад +2

      Well we've found out the biggest secrete ever: fgtv doesnt know what it is

    • @jimpojojo
      @jimpojojo 4 года назад +1

      Greg Allen the biggest secrete

    • @Lepsuzzz
      @Lepsuzzz 4 года назад

      ꧁Kai_chan꧂ wtf

  • @yosef9390
    @yosef9390 Год назад +9

    7:10
    Albert: I'll go get them actually..
    Him: *wHat iS a tV*

  • @EliJuggin
    @EliJuggin 4 года назад +64

    “This dog is so powerful if you tried to put him down the doctor will die”
    Doctor: Im sorry but, I need to put your dog down
    Dog: Uno Reverse Card

    • @bullcipher
      @bullcipher 4 года назад +1

      Jahseh Onfroy dog to stong

    • @mollybuch
      @mollybuch 4 года назад +1

      . .Rover stood in front of the operation table, staring at the doctor, strapped to a chair. He carefully euthanized him, and went back to the Doctor’s family in the waiting room. “I’m sorry, but Mr.Ugaot, your husband, was just euthanized.”He told the Doctor’s wife. .

    • @FYNNALINN
      @FYNNALINN 4 года назад +1

      yep- just gotta hit em with dat UNO REVERSE CARD >:D

    • @kellys8648
      @kellys8648 4 года назад

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly......
      He hit the reverse card attacc

    • @MsTammy80
      @MsTammy80 4 года назад

      Doctor: o no (surprised pikachu face)

  • @tomrooney099
    @tomrooney099 3 года назад +151

    “I will not get fat, I will not get fat!
    *Stop saying that!* “
    Edit: 2:38

  • @beanoxkingg1997
    @beanoxkingg1997 4 года назад +161

    Everybody before they watched this:
    Everybody after they watched this: *looks up mimi locks*

  • @korounganbaningombam560
    @korounganbaningombam560 5 месяцев назад +11

    FGTEEV Fan: Whats a TV?
    Fgteev: Uh.. What?

  • @brianszczechowski6663
    @brianszczechowski6663 4 года назад +259

    What if Flamingo has an Ice Cream Truck, And when he gives the Ice Cream to the Noobs, they Freeze to Death 🥶

    • @iamxpresso8346
      @iamxpresso8346 4 года назад +4

      @Madder Hatter But then he would freeze to death too

    • @mrchoochooguy4045
      @mrchoochooguy4045 4 года назад

      Or just use the command called ice cream which acts the same way as a command called clown , both make clowns kidnap the targeted player and kill them

    • @earthwormsally5903
      @earthwormsally5903 4 года назад

      GET THIS COMMENT TO A LOT OF LIKES SO FLAMINGO CAN SEE THIS

    • @EduardoCruz-kj5pb
      @EduardoCruz-kj5pb 4 года назад

      flamingo is ugly

    • @evieaxolotl
      @evieaxolotl 4 года назад

      Ice Scream?

  • @cheycheywantscookies9740
    @cheycheywantscookies9740 3 года назад +70

    Mimi locks: I have a youtube channel
    Me: **actually looks for channel**

    • @xpyro1215
      @xpyro1215 3 года назад

      Same

    • @cheycheywantscookies9740
      @cheycheywantscookies9740 3 года назад +2

      @Rylee Clark *really? Can u send me a link so i can see?*

    • @Anmolol
      @Anmolol 3 года назад +2

      @@cheycheywantscookies9740 the channel does exist, the person in the video isn't the actual mimi locks, she's just roleplaying as her.

    • @serenitypeoples7884
      @serenitypeoples7884 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @sniperguy4345
      @sniperguy4345 3 года назад +1

      Lol same

  • @zli7373
    @zli7373 4 года назад +196

    Q: “What is a TV?”
    A: Does gigantic kids.

    • @petecurran3995
      @petecurran3995 4 года назад +2

      You see the child's mind is more adaptive than the average man, there bodies grow while their eyes to square whil watching tvfgwoah XD

    • @HexliyYT
      @HexliyYT 4 года назад +1

      my favourite show is tvfgwoah
      it totally exists .

    • @fattyzuhib5346
      @fattyzuhib5346 4 года назад

      Get noob -in alberts voice-

    • @ktracks1904
      @ktracks1904 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @ToneBruv
      @ToneBruv 4 года назад +2

      get noob and shut up

  • @oceanclawz
    @oceanclawz 7 месяцев назад +5

    HELP I ONLY REALISED THAT THE 'Øcean' PERSON WAS ACTUALLY ME- HI ALBERT!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • @epicpotato7945
    @epicpotato7945 2 года назад +394

    "If you try to put this dog down. This dog will put down the doctor"
    Albert-
    2022

  • @MileysRenee
    @MileysRenee 4 года назад +137

    Me:farting
    Right when Albert says:there is something wrong with this sound...

  • @Spazticious9591
    @Spazticious9591 3 года назад +127

    "I'M A FORTUNE TELLER GUYS!"
    some time later
    "I must go before somebody sees me..."

    • @furryvo5968
      @furryvo5968 3 года назад +2

      as soon as i read "i must go before someone sees me..." he fucking said that at the same time

    • @_3y
      @_3y 3 года назад

      @Akilah Brooks Are you okay?

  • @jacobmcfadden6365
    @jacobmcfadden6365 Год назад +18

    Cmon man:( i actually thought i met him. And yes i am that fgteevbeaset. Idk why but i actually did think it was him.

  • @iggy7875
    @iggy7875 4 года назад +54

    Idea: go to people’s house and be Santa and when a kid appears you say “shhh. No witnesses “
    And than shoot them.

    • @xeno7914
      @xeno7914 4 года назад +1

      Kakashi what are-nvm, hey
      That's a good idea

    • @fluffydragon161
      @fluffydragon161 4 года назад

      ITS NOT CHRISTMASSSS
      -sr pelo

    • @arkhamaslume
      @arkhamaslume 4 года назад

      @@fluffydragon161 it is

    • @swiper1667
      @swiper1667 4 года назад

      Lol nice idea

    • @cata-wx8jx
      @cata-wx8jx 4 года назад

      Haha I remember that I saw that in a video

  • @li.013
    @li.013 3 года назад +95

    0:34 Albert: “ALRIGHT NOW WE GON HIT THIS BOY WITH A *BIG* BUS!”

    • @tahtia
      @tahtia 3 года назад +9

      *BIG BUS NOT LITTLE, BIG!*

    • @Null-Lab
      @Null-Lab 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @furinashat
      @furinashat 3 года назад

      Big not small

  • @thememebear4359
    @thememebear4359 4 года назад +154

    When girls are pregnant and aren’t married: *IMMA FIND A MAN*

    • @arickrolledman9928
      @arickrolledman9928 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @Olivia0422
      @Olivia0422 4 года назад +1

      When guys are gay but likes breaking peoples hearts when they find out hes gay: IMA FIND A WOMANN

  • @melissathierer2299
    @melissathierer2299 Год назад +2

    All I could think of when flamingo said stop eating your fat I immediately thought of the episode on dance mom's where Kelly says to Abby"STOP EATING THAT'S WHY YOUR FAT"

  • @tobianorider4303
    @tobianorider4303 4 года назад +95

    Me: * Clicks on this video *
    Albert: *_ONLINE DATERS_*
    My ears: * Now bleeding *

  • @Pacil7
    @Pacil7 4 года назад +204

    Nobody:
    Albert: ONLINE DATERS
    Everyone’s Ears: “Dead”
    Edit: Why did people like this?

    • @goldenknight100
      @goldenknight100 4 года назад +2

      Jennifer Reynolds i discovered that you should shut up

    • @jamert5675
      @jamert5675 4 года назад

      Jenifer revonolds u suck

    • @niso8k799
      @niso8k799 4 года назад

      Nobody:
      Not even a single soul:
      Everybody: *posts the same youtube comment over and over again*

    • @Robloxlegend-tq1ky
      @Robloxlegend-tq1ky 4 года назад

      Roblox player I had headphones

    • @casjour
      @casjour 4 года назад

      I was about to say that-

  • @beologo763
    @beologo763 4 года назад +302

    Is it just me or did we all search mimi locks after this

  • @They_LuvJulii
    @They_LuvJulii Год назад +3

    From someone that’s been a fan of fgteev for no joke like half of my life this was beautiful

  • @petershuper9325
    @petershuper9325 4 года назад +207

    did anyone else search up mimi locks literally right after she said she was a RUclipsr like if u did

  • @GoofballProductions1
    @GoofballProductions1 4 года назад +68

    Fgteev beast: is innocent doing innocent things. Albert: your happiness is mine

    • @veniaminiliev7070
      @veniaminiliev7070 4 года назад

      you're

    • @nhoigee8356
      @nhoigee8356 4 года назад

      veniamin iliev ok nerd

    • @nyohooo6998
      @nyohooo6998 4 года назад

      veniamin iliev it’s your and you are happiness is mine makes no sense

    • @froggy2485
      @froggy2485 4 года назад +1

      veniamin iliev you are happiness is mine that’s what happens when you replace the your with you’re

    • @GoofballProductions1
      @GoofballProductions1 4 года назад

      @@veniaminiliev7070dude why are you alive

  • @jaconistrash
    @jaconistrash 4 года назад +110

    James: (mocks) yea I'm gonna get hit by a bus
    Albert: peace was never an option

  • @fletchh1203
    @fletchh1203 26 дней назад +6

    I WILL NOT GET FAT I WILL NOT GET FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CrystalicDivinty
    @CrystalicDivinty 2 года назад +123

    2:13
    *Plot Twist: That Lamborghini didn't despawn it just was moving so fast it warped through multiple realities. Legends say that some people can still hear it's engine roaring.*

    • @cherylmccall1986
      @cherylmccall1986 Год назад +3

      How dare you cringe at the legendary Lamborghini

    • @Jewel-yb3nb
      @Jewel-yb3nb Год назад

      @LAX4Life_ shut

    • @Jewel-yb3nb
      @Jewel-yb3nb Год назад +2

      It is an ancient practice to pass down this story to children, who will pass it down to their children, in order to ward off the Lamborghini from attacking their land and taking their people.

  • @edcels.zalun-quiben8143
    @edcels.zalun-quiben8143 4 года назад +245

    Best Speeches Of The Year : What is a tv, Does gigantic kids

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming 4 года назад +160

    7:11 Kids in 20 years

  • @Little_stickman
    @Little_stickman 6 месяцев назад +2

    Mimi locks is a actual RUclipsr i checked anfew years ago

  • @mintstoleurgirl
    @mintstoleurgirl 4 года назад +182

    Everyone: *searches Mimi Locks*
    Mimi: has over 400K subs
    Everyone: surprised pikachu face
    Edit: I know that this wasnt the real Mimi Locks I just wanted to make a joke :>

    • @saturnerr
      @saturnerr 4 года назад +3

      She doesn't play Roblox

    • @andyplayz8498
      @andyplayz8498 4 года назад

      True

    • @mintstoleurgirl
      @mintstoleurgirl 4 года назад +2

      Liyaahhh thats not the joke-

    • @dylan_daugherty_
      @dylan_daugherty_ 4 года назад +4

      I don’t think they were the same person, the ROBLOX one was rping as the other

    • @K1ngrb
      @K1ngrb 4 года назад

      She was a fake there is lots of people who fake to be youtubers

  • @itzrey2023
    @itzrey2023 4 года назад +267

    Imagine how many times he got reported XD

    • @gothchile3795
      @gothchile3795 4 года назад +5

      imagine how many times in a day he gets reported 😂😂😂

    • @Pearlsama
      @Pearlsama 4 года назад +3

      Who?

    • @pixel4849
      @pixel4849 4 года назад +3

      •P e a r l• Albert I think

    • @gothchile3795
      @gothchile3795 4 года назад +2

      •P e a r l• albert lmao

    • @abearwithwifi3574
      @abearwithwifi3574 4 года назад +2

      @@Pearlsama Flam go/Flamingo/Albert stuff/Albert

  • @beetle_goose
    @beetle_goose 4 года назад +82

    Albert:”follow your dreams!
    Also Albert:what should I do to him...

    • @Catnipyy
      @Catnipyy 4 года назад

      @Itzthewolfiegamer UwU >:>

    • @Catnipyy
      @Catnipyy 4 года назад

      @Itzthewolfiegamer UwU he was gonna kill em >:>

    • @AppleCasinoo
      @AppleCasinoo 4 года назад +2

      >:3 mwahahaha

  • @pawscc
    @pawscc 7 месяцев назад +16

    Reminder that the fgteev fan is 14 now

    • @columbiiq
      @columbiiq 6 месяцев назад

      oh

    • @Yoda_yogurt
      @Yoda_yogurt 6 месяцев назад

      how you know?

    • @Jimboboo8284
      @Jimboboo8284 6 месяцев назад

      He might be 13 I'm born in 2010 and im 13

    • @_Freya_Ramesh_
      @_Freya_Ramesh_ 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jimboboo8284 Same

    • @pawscc
      @pawscc 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Yoda_yogurt his user says 2010, so he’s turning 14

  • @gamermike111
    @gamermike111 4 года назад +28

    5:39 *horrofiing creature kills someone* a few moments later in the same house
    5:46 *LADIES*

    • @Figuresofsticks
      @Figuresofsticks 4 года назад

      I love ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ fgteev so much and you and fgteev channel to and you

  • @cadethecrustycreature
    @cadethecrustycreature 3 года назад +170

    “If you try to put this dog down the doctor will die”

  • @memeovergamer9889
    @memeovergamer9889 4 года назад +44

    7:10 bruh i was choking on water xD

  • @JNPAYmazurek
    @JNPAYmazurek 11 месяцев назад +4

    i love how albert pretty much predicted the brazilian fortune teller incident nearly 4 years before it happened

    • @yoko83829
      @yoko83829 3 месяца назад

      What happened

  • @Cycsimi
    @Cycsimi 3 года назад +344

    Make a zoo but hire fans to be locked in the cages screaming “HELP” and stuff and threaten them when they yell that at the visitors
    Human Zoo

  • @Executable_file_404X
    @Executable_file_404X 4 года назад +83

    Nobody:
    Not even my dog:
    Fgteevbeast2010 : what is a tv?

  • @TheGrimReaper19
    @TheGrimReaper19 3 года назад +176

    Flamingo: I must go before someone sees me!
    **10 secs earlier**
    *stands in public*

  • @Vampire-heart
    @Vampire-heart 4 месяца назад +11

    4 years ago?? 😭

    • @Noob-q4k
      @Noob-q4k 2 месяца назад +1

      Yep days go by fast