Drinker's Chasers - Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Tomb Raider Not Happening?
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- It was a show that nobody was particularly excited for, and according to new rumours swirling around, Amazon's deal to produce a new Lara Croft Tomb Raider show headed by Phoebe Waller-Bridge may be a dead end. Will the show ever happen, and will Waller-Bridge ever produce anything from her $60 Million Amazon deal?
I wish Hollywood would stop trying to make Phoebe Waller-Bridge a thing
As if they learnt from Corden
I wish Hollywood would burn to the ground.
Shes the new Indian Jones hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
The horse isn’t dead yet!
She's burned too many bridges and called it an action film.
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is the Raygun of entertainment
She should have called herself death ray
LOL!
Funny
Except Phoebe Waller-Bridge has few golden series like Fleabag & her works at Killing Eve
@@zigurdur92 I'll take your word for it
No one, figuratively NO ONE, would watch a Phoebe Waller-Bridge Tomb Raider movie. Or a Phoebe Waller-Bridge anything movie.
You can say 'literally noone' in this case. Those who want good movies won't watch this, and those that support this will be too busy tweeting propaganda to watch the movie.
I love you for "figuratively".
Someone at the BBFC would have to watch it to give it a rating. I can't picture anyone watching it who wasn't required to as part of their job.
@@somugaienparfu7752 yeah considering how quiet this cancel was I'd be surprised if the usual bottom-feeders even heard about it so no feeble tomb raider good news.
you had ONE JOB TO DO: be empowered by watching a homely 40 year old British actress be an Empowering Girl Boss. And you failed.
YOU
FAILED.
Be a better ally and help Hollywood be empowering and fight the white patriarchy.
I see this as an absolute win for true fans of Lara Croft. 🎉
Better. The whole world wins.
It's funny how those Angelina Jolie movies look better and better these days haha.
@@Zathren Warmed over Indiana Jones rip-off.
What the fuck are you smoking
Too bad Netflix is still trying their best to ruin the character.
Imagine being the wealthiest surgeon ever but only having 1 successful surgical procedure on your resume
Good comparison
Is anyone sure she was actually the one responsible for the show or did she get all the credit?
@@jacquelineking5783 She wrote and produced Fleabag
She also was show runner on Killing Eve Season 1 & 2....then was getting multi million pound acting offers as well as some last minute additional writing for James Bond No Time To Die (not the initial script).
@@TheGingiGamer The funny thing about Flea Bag is that I never heard of it until people had to defend her hirings lol.
And when the Lord saw Phoebe’s Tomb Raider was canceled, He said, “This is Good”.
"And God saw that Phoebe Waller Bridge had quickly become irrelevant again. And God saw that it was good."
-Woke 2024:08
Evening came and morning followed.
😇😇
Amen Brother 🙏 TESTIFY
And nothing of value was lost! Because PWB joining your project is the announcement that your project is dead!
And honestly based on the animated thing Netflix has where she very well might be a cannon lesbian now anyway I don't give too much of a damn nor much hope to the franchise as a whole.
You had a good run but Crystal Dynamics and the people behind it seemed dead set on ruining it as much as they possibly can.
Why this woman has a career is beyond me.
Rebels banding together.
It's tribalism and evil is never fair.
Fleabag was superb,
Cause of the other show
cus she got them DSLs
Fleabag is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
I heard that Phoebe Waller Bridge snorts and whinnies when she doesn’t get her way.
Nay!
Hay now
@@themagicman225 delicious horse food or does it make her whiney?
Snorts and farts.
So basically she is a rich girl who hasn't grown out of her queen bee phase. Got it.
Hollywood: "It has Phoebe Waller-Bridge in it!"
Audience: "That's a no from me, dog."
Me: HELL NO!
Rather have Gianna Michaels to be Lara croft 😊
@@johnsmith-i5j7i ew no thx
Tomb Raider Remastered reminded me what made the Tomb Raider series so great: it was absolutely bonkers with yetis, flying saucers, dinosaurs, mutants and living statues: it didn't give a damn about what is realistic or what crybabies were gonna be offended: it only cared about being creative, awesome and fun!
Yeah. The first game opens with news that Lara found Bigfoot. That sets the tone right away that we’re going to see some wild stuff.
Someone in an office misunderstood "realism" of environment physics with "plausibility of happening" at some point in the mid 2010's and we've all been suffering since.
I would bet all my money Bridge would want to play Laura croft herself 😂
Nothing like killing velociraptors with dual pistols whilst doing 3000 backflips
Games good. Movies stunk.
The fact that I'm feeling relieved that they may not be doing a Tomb Raider adaptation says a lot about this era of filmmaking.
Tia Carrere did a show from 1999-2002 called Relic Hunter that was pretty close to being a Tomb Raider show although the character she played was a history prof. so more like Lara Croft crossed with Indiana Jones set in contemporary times.
ahhhh... Tia Carrere ... wonder how many boys that lady turned into men, she sure gave me a strong case of yellow fever i'm still suffering from to this day ... ;)
I watched the entire show. Damn solid.
And she was not afraid to be attractive
That was a rather campy show and yet it turned out to be surprisingly decent!
90s Tia Carrere! Many a happy memory from my early teen years 💦
"Steal some stuff. Bring back boobs."
Put this man in charge of the writers. Now.
Why are they pushing her so hard, until Dial of Destiny I didn't even know who she was and even now I still don't know or care about her.
Why are they so determined to cram her down our collective throats?
It's Diaper of Destiny!!!
That is a good question. For some reason Hollywood latches onto people periodically and tries to make them a big deal. Why? Who the hell knows, maybe she has dirt on some higher-ups.
Same thing with the weird red head from Solo and the new Willow. WTF
I guess technically Hollywood has always chosen their golden child and promoted them in allllll the work, but they used to pick actors people actually inherently liked!
The women and gay guys, who run much of Hollywood today, like her because they: 1) saw themselves as her in Fleabag, 2) aren't threatened by her looks, and 3) are dead set on "averting the male gaze" in TV shows/films/PC games and think she's the perfect way to do that.
Oh ... they're not going to do the show about the tomb raider who doesn't raid tombs?
That's a shame.
Either its an attempt to prove looting is wrong or to distance British from looting ancient civilization, whichever suits the funny really
Womb Trader.
We are going to miss all her opinions on climate change and feminism. Oh no
She'll exclusively be about how bad of a father she had, how evil the original character was, and her lesbian level.
She gives back to the disadvantaged😏
Its weird she became successful playing a dislikable mess of a person who was humbled and broken and relatable. Then in every movie shes in or helps write shes a perfect girlboss that everyone loves.
I think you're conflating her with the characters she's been cast as though. The stuff she wrote herself is actually quite nuanced. It's by no means woke propaganda.
@andybrice2711 I think you are ignoring the fact that she clearly wrote her character in Indy 5, who is possibly the most annoying character in the history of cinema, and a thinly veiled Action Phoebe . Ugh.
@@andybrice2711 it’s a strange bandwagon that people are jumping on. She didn’t write Indiana Jones 5 and people pretending she did is a bit weird. Besides Fleabag has she written anything she starred in? And she’s not a girl boss in that
@@sonanderson6351maybe you are right but was Fleabag so wonderful that she's worth Amazon and Disney paying millions? I only know one person, a woman friend, who actually watched Fleabag.
@@alsmith9853 Hey man Amazon and Disney can burn for all I care, whoever is siphoning as much money from them as they can more power to them, will I watch anything they make, probably not, I have better avanues for entertainment, so I won't stand here and defend or give Amazon or Disney advice.
Fleabag is actually pretty damn good, if you aren't turned off by cringe comedy like The Office, you should give it a try, and it actually has a larger overarching narrative unlike most sitcoms.
She has the charisma of a DMV clerk.
After thinking about this for a while, couldn't think of a less charismatic, public facing position.
3:00 yes, that makes her a hero. Not leaving relics in temples, where they will be destroyed and forgotten. She is preserving history by raiding tombs
Exactly. The Brits did far more to document, discover, preserve, and respect cultures than any of these idiots realize. And saved many sites and relics from being carelessly destroyed from the disinterested. There's a reason why archeology is so stereotypically British.
Indeed. If the Pyramids hadn't been made a tourist attraction, the sand would have worn them away to nothing by now. True story.
This is what irks me SO MUCH about Indiana Jones (and Lara Croft?) haters. They're not breaking into buildings or joining the black market. They're venturing into territory that clearly no one or almost no one has been in for a long time. They literally risk life and limb to recover priceless artifacts of immense cultural value that would otherwise be left to rot, rust, and disintegrate into oblivion. Then in Indy's case (IDK about Lara), instead of keeping them for himself or selling them to the highest bidder, he gives them to museums for everyone to study and appreciate. That's the most selfless, generous thing he could do! If you wanna debate which country's museums get dibs, fair enough. But giving it to the "wrong" country is small potatoes against all the obvious good he does. Just... gaaaah.
And before someone says, "You're white/European/colonizer, you don't get a say," dude. I'm Catholic. The Last Crusade (and arguably Raiders) is about him "stealing" from my culture. I am uniquely qualified to speak on this. And if someone found the Holy Grail and took it to a museum, I'd be like, "What a legend! We owe him for life!"
@@cyberdarkturtle6971 Exactly. The British explored, documented, researched, preserved and respected cultures far more than any of these idiots realize. They preserved and protected countless important sites that would have otherwise been destroyed by people that couldn't give a crap.
Hello, simple man here as well 🙋♂️ I would watch a vapid Tomb Raider adaptation with zero plot if Sydney Sweeney was blowing stuff up in slow motion. 100% I would watch that.
let my man cook
This sounds like a win
I don't see the big whoop about her, either.
Yeah, nice rack. Other than that, she's utterly mediocre.
Pretty much would watch anything with her in it honestly.
Slo mo of her jogging would be a hit. Jiggle physics in real life.
Give her and Headland a Charlie's Angels flick and maybe a huge cat fight will break out between them and the cast.
If Headland was in charge, she would have chosen an eye candy and thoroughly audition it to make sure she is the right person to sit on the responsibility of carrying a show. Like she did in the Acolyte.
@@parapoliticos52 And put her own wife in a major lead role! Jus like the Acolyte!
@@CD-Gaming
It's funny to me that the only way her being in the show works was she was behind a bunch of makeup/prosthetics etc. Imagine if they tried to make her Laura, I apologize that was a joke please don't. That could cause irreversible PTSD.😂
Include that “weird weird” chick
@@north3606 Rachel Zegler? But she loves movies!
Hayley Atwell is voicing the Lara Croft character in the animated series, Tom Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft, that is soon to be released on Netflix. I can't help but think this is a missed opportunity of using Atwell's full talent. The woman should not be relegated to just voicing an animated version of Croft. Hayley Atwell looks more like the traditional Lara Croft than the animated character she is voicing. If they are going to make a live action version of Lara Croft, they need cast Hayley Atwell as the character, and make full use of Atwell's curvy figure and sexual charm. For anyone who doubts her abilities, just look at her performance alongside Tom Cruise in the latest Mission Impossible movie, where she played a seductive and capable thief.
Agreed.
Problem would be that if it's penned as 3 seasons, for example, she'd be 45 or so when the story concludes.
Shame the show was thought up ten years ago when Atwell was in her early thirties; would've been optimal.
Black Mirror and Criminal UK she's great in as well, she's a A grade actress tho looks and talent
I wish I had high hopes for that Netflix show I really do. But the fact it's Netflix and it's in the modern era and it's directly continuing off where the third game finished and it's got at least some involvement by Crystal Dynamics.
My hopes are very very very very low at this point.
That would please male fans though, who would be the main audience anyway. I don't think Hollywood is in the business of giving men what we enjoy nowadays
About to make a comment like “Dear Hollywood, stop trying to make this chick a thing. She’ll never be a thing,” but a dozen others already beat me to it.
yeah, but she's a homely, generic, 40-year old british actress
who does empowering girl boss movies
HELLLOOOOOO? THAT'S HOLLYWOOD MAGIC
Rhona Mitra will forever be my Lara Croft
She would've fit the role like a glove.
@@JustTooDamnHonest She did. She was the official Lara Croft model for one of the video games in the 90s.
@@hrgwea I didn't know that and the studio missed an opportunity to cast her as the character in the films.
@@hrgweaspecifically the promos for tomb raider 2
I never knew that, can't say I'm surprised. Every time I saw her in something in the early 2000s I was like "she's a dead wringer for Laura Croft!"
Ooooooooooh Noooooooooo! Phoebe is soooooooooooooooooo talented. What will we ever do without her show?
She probably wanted to be cast in the lead, but someone at Amazon, in their wisdom, told her to ditch the Hapsburg chin or it’s no go. Lol
She looks like a failed first attempt at a waxwork sculpture of Eva Greene.
I would love for us fans to actually get the film we wanted, but it'll never happen.
Just rewatch the first one with Jolie.
Dredd fans feel your pain 😢
Wouldn't that be cool? If there was someone in HollyWoke who said, "I bet if we made a faithful adaptation, the existing fans would be really excited and would tell all their friends?" Instead we get, "What's this about? Not anymore!! Let's throw some lesbians in there, but not the hot kind, and some DEI racism, let's make all the males either stupid or evil. What? The lead character is a man?! Not today, motherfucker!" I ask you, which one of those is a recipe for success, and which one is a recipe for failure?
Unfortunately, that time passed quite a while ago. I would say the minute we got this new version of Laura back in 2013 or whatever that hope was dead.
Also as long as Crystal Dynamics are still making calls the character will suck.
PWB as Lara Croft would be like casting Yogi Bear to play Winnie The Pooh. Some things may seem accurate, but the whole concept is just wrong 😆
PWB was going to write on the next Tomb Raider project not play Lara Croft.
@@krisj827Jup, but with current day Hollywood, the idea that PWB would be their ideal casting choice wouldn't be the dumbest thing to assume - they tried to make her female Indiana Jones after all.
That's a pretty good analogy. Literally the only thing in common between PWB and Lara Croft is that they're British women.
People actually like Yogi bear.
Poor comparison.
@@danjonmills
That's a good point.
But I feel like we need to make a comparison to that live action Yogi Bear movie and like the old cartoons.
That feels more appropriate.
They already made a Tomb Raider tv show. It was called Relic Hunter, with Tia Carerre
Oh no… anyway
“That’s not gone well at all”😅😅
"Oh no....anyway....."
Water is still wet.
The sky is still blue.
Grass is green. ETC...
I watched a "Tomb Raider" TV Series years ago.
It was called "Relic Hunter" and starred Tia Carrere. I did enjoy it at the time.
Phoebe Waller-Bridge's next project - "Dial of Destruction, Turn it Up".
Subtitle - "Ruined Franchises Litter the Wake of My Path".
Acolyte got cancelled
Halo TV trash got cancelled
Now we are being saved from PWB ruining Lara Croft?
This month is REALLY REALLY! GREAT!
Wasn’t the Halo show cancelled like 2 months ago?
@@alvinleonardo1263 Still got cancelled.
@@mr.tobacco1708Tomb Raider needs retooling from Amazon and they must fire Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
We've gone from prime, gorgeous, charismatic Angelina to... whatever this would be...
a bag of elbows
"Everytime I think of a female action star, I think of Phoebe Waller-Bridge." - Nobody Ever
To make a Tomb Raider series isn't even hard - Just make an episodic TV show where every week we go and find an artifact with some likeable characters who have chemistry. Simples.
What people seem to forget about the REAL Ms. Croft is that she didn't always get her hands on the artefact - in the very first game, she was forced to destroy the Scion because of the threat it posed to humanity. When she did get what she was after, it would usually come at significant cost (Last Revelation comes to mind, even aside from the ending). There is an argument regarding TR3 in that Lara does mercilessly gun down lowly security guards and night watchmen who are just doing their job, but there is an argument to be made that since she is in possession of at least one of the meteorite pieces by that point that she herself is being corrupted which would explain her ruthlessness during the game. When Willard has the pieces and throws himself into the pit, even despite the PS1's blocky visuals, Lara is visibly horrified. So yeah, the argument that OG Lara is one-dimensional eye-candy just doesn't hold weight.
Wow, I didn't realize the stories were that deep. Contemplating giving the games or whatever a try... whenever I get time/money to try gaming.
I've yet to see why Phoebe Waller Bollocks is a thing. Maybe Fleabag was genuinely good, but from her work in Hollywood it doesn't look like she has much to crow about.
In regards to Haley Atwell as Lara she is maybe aging on the older limit of Lara, but she would make a great veteran Lara if you made the series a sequel to the videogames.
It's not grave robbery, it's archeology!
-Trazyn the Infinite
In one of the canons, her father was an archeologist, but she became a tomb raider to rebuild her family fortune and bring it back out of obscurity.
NOOOOOOO!! I wanted to watch Drinker/Nerdrotics reaction video! 😭
Looking forward for the next one!
Thank god it’s not happening!
4:13 Drinker: I think it would be best for everyone if they killed it... (proceeds to kill his whiskey) lol
If Sean Connery could be Spanish, Sydney Sweeney can be British.
There can be only one!!!
And Russian
And Irish, The Untouchables. 😂
And English, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.😮
@@captainmobius5823Yes, that was definitely his most prominent English character... 🥴😅
Are we at such a low a point in Western society where they can't create anything new? Everything is either a remake or a lame adaptation!
what do you mean "we"? "we" are not hollywood. evil cannot create it can only corrupt
Welcome to the 80s fellow kid.
All the creative talent was either let go or fired for the pandering to modern audiences.
Yes, we are, and still going down. If we keep interior plumbing it will be a win.
Oh, there's plenty of new creations, still rife with culture. Have to dig around and find it, but being forced to only see the slop does not mean there is only slop.
If you watch Fleabag, there is a moment in the final shot of the first episode when she does something deliberate and significant.
This gesture is why the Hollywood establishment are promoting her so much.
"I only play for sport. - Lara Croft. (1996)"
She’d probably say that’s LEGENDS Lara Croft canon, and it no longer applies.
"Can Sydney Sweeney do a British accent?"
"Who cares. Just dub her. Just dub her."
LMAO
Angelina didn't sound British.... titties>accent
In the Bond film Dr. No they had to overlay Ursula Andress' audio because of her accent.
7:51 #BringBackBoobs 👍🏾🙌🏾
THE MESSAGE meets REALITY. Been waiting awhile for this.
The original Tomb Raider games worked because they weren't really about Lara Croft, they were about amazing level design and gameplay. She was just a witty piece of eye candy.
It always amused me that people think Lara Croft is all about the T when, if you've played the games, you spend your entire time looking at the A.
We still spent 40% of the entire playthrough cornering her so the camera would show her Ts.
😂😂😂
PWB is lacking in both.
Awww... you mean we're not going to watch Lara Croft twerking with the powerful black female co-star? We won't see plastic actors talking about a society that doesn't actually exist but the writers wish it did? We won't have Lara Croft badmouthing men every third scene, and being an invincible Girl Boss tossing around muscle-bound monsters six times her weight like they're rag dolls?
Golly gee... what a shame...
Theory's visceral reaction to hearing the name Leslie. 1:06
Why the Hell would you let her anywhere near that particular IP...... actually any IP for that matter.
If they did another TR movie, they'd cast Pedro Pascal for Laura Croft.
I want to defend the original character of Lara a little, she's a thrill seeker more than a treasure seeker, because of her archeology background Tombs are where she gets those thrills, now i'm only half defending her because yes she does want to get her hands on the treasure, not for personal gain she's already rich, but her original plans are ALWAYS upended when she needs to get the treasures before the bad guys to save the world, that's actually what Tomb Raider is about at least originally. In the 3rd game you can find these objects of power locked away in her mansion which is actually a really dangerous thing for her to do considering the criminal organisations and deities that are after these objects, she's putting herself in a lot of danger to keep the world safe.
Whenever someone suggests Lara is bad for stealing treasures... yeah on the surface they're not wrong, but if she didn't everyone would either die or be enslaved, the fact that NOBODY talks about this does the character a massive disservice.
I am learning so much about Tomb Raider from this comment section. Legit did not realize it was this deep or dark. Makes me more interested in trying the games.
How funny that Drinker would cast Haley Atwell, as she's voicing Lara Croft in a Netflix animated Lara Croft series.
This is the second talentless activist's project to fall this week!
The money is running short.
next up: phoebe with a lightsaber, swinging between trees with yoda on her shoulders.
when I see a homely 40 year old british actress be the new indiana jones, it makes me feel so empowered
Exactly. It's not like I can identify with or admire qualities like intelligence, curiosity, courage, and determination when the one displaying them has a Y chromosome. It's not like Rick Castle was one of my early heroes, before I was old enough to watch his show, because he loves mysteries and writing, just like me.
5:47 AvP showed me a crystal clear example of what “so bad it’s good” means. Now that I know, movies like this are a genre. I love watching them
To quote the REAL LARA CROFT.
'No'
Emily Blunt would make a great Lara Croft. She is British and can kick ass as seen in Day After Tomorrow
Oh god, yes. But I think you may be getting the movie title confused with Edge of Tomorow a.k.a. Live Die Repeat, she didn't outrun ice.
@@MrSnaztastic whoooops good catch
Was that a bad photo or does she have the Mikhail Gorbachev thing going on?
Imagine having a great idea/project and the studio demands you to add Phoebe to it. Oof.
Finally, another upload from you!
As a lifelong TR-fan, who since 2013 has been appalled at how Lara's been misrepresented AND who shuddered at the thought of what Bridge would do to her, I'm very happy to hear these gentlemen describe Lara RIGHT and express similar opinions. Keep up the good work!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but in Dial of Destiny, didn't they criticize Indiana for being a treasure hunter and "stealing" priceless relics from abandoned ruins and (selfishly) giving them to museums? And wasn't Phoebe in that movie? And isn't Tomb Raider basically Indy, but more female? If so... what did she see in it?
Or wasn't Phoebe an actual thief in the movie? If so, why criticize Indy? I just... I don't understand.
She didn't write the lines her character spoke, mate
@@Lexmister999 fair.
This is timely. I've just been playing Tomb Raider: underworld on the PS3
It will happen.
A lot of corporate sweeping under the rug going on right now.
waller bridge is about as watchable as reruns of the farm report at 6am in the 70s..
NOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
I, like everyone else, am devastated that the beautiful, talented, funny, and badass goddess that is Phoebe WB won't be donning the Tomb Raider hot-pants. We all collectively missed out and will mourn this loss.
The original Dark Horse Aliens comic series in the late 80s/early 90s had the best story, keeping Newt, Hicks, Bishop AND Ripley as well as an actual development of the idea. WOuld have made at least 2 if not 3 movies.
This whole thing reminds me of a fable where the father gives his offspring control of things and waits till they make a total pigs ear of it all before taking backing over. The only difference is the offspring in the story learned from their mistake. The weirdos haven't. At all.
Imagine Waller-Bridge having to create a story and characters in an action/sci-fi/fantasy genre from scratch, ie. not being able to appropriate a pre-existing property, does anyone (including her erstwhile employers) believe it would be any good and a financial success?
What Phoebe Waller hyphenated did to Indiania Jones was sickening. She worked in Fleabag. That was no reason to give her anything where she plays anyone but herself.
Boy that Theory guy was super helpful and had great energy. 😴
If she played her mum or aunt, I would think perfect.
She has the right amount of dowdy and mothballs going for her.
*Reads title*
*Inserts Jeremy Clarkson's 'Oh No!... Anyway, in other news'*
*Blows a small amount of air down my nose at the my own joke*
They should hire Amy Hennig, who wrote uncharted 1-3
I can’t look at Phoebe Waller-Bridge and not think someone has just face spliced Keira Knightley with Miranda Hart.
They should absolutely green light this project with a $2B budget. :)
Do I hear $10B?
These people are creatively redundant. They didn't get in the entertainment business to make anything, they genuinely can't. No, they did it to just change things they never liked.
If she masters the English upper class accent and hits the gym after her pregnancy, Alexandra Daddario could be a good Lara Croft.
Has the face and rack. But yeah would need to get the fitness regimen instead of just slender actress
She's way too old!
Millie Bobbie Brown would kill that role and actually is English!!!
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 No.
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 Shit Natalie Portman is never good in anything. Keep her AWAY from Lara for God's sake.
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 How old is Lara supposed to be? Cuz Bobby Brown still looks 15 to me
To this day it's so strange to see Chirs Barrie playing the butler in that tomb raider film aka Rimmer
How many years has Amazon paid this woman? 4? 6? And she hasn't made anything?!?!
I want to see an movie that continues from the second alien movie that leads to full scale interstellar warfare between the colonial marines and the xenomorphs with a smattering of weyland-yutani espionage and obscene experimentation and a few nods to the predators set on planets that are extremely hostile to all forms of life.
If Sloth from Goonies had a daughter.
Sloth is nowhere near that ugly.
😂😂
Dang, Hayley Atwell probably would've been perfect for a 2010s/2020s Tomb Raider, agreed. Let's see if she's still got the action chops once the next Mission Impossible eventually comes out.
She is hard to look at as well who's family is she related to or who did she marry to get the part.
Any Lara Croft characters must be beautiful, charismatic, and athletic. Not sure if they can deliver this in modern Hollywood.
Wish I even cared. Apathy to Hollywood is all.
If PWB & Karazy-Kathy ever get together, humanity is doomed.
It would be interesting to see a well-written film about a conflict between Indiana Jones, who wanted to preserve artifacts for study and display in museums, and Lara Croft, who just wanted to steal things.
"She'll make her goofy, awkward and not comfortable in her own skin" So they're making her British again?
Repeat with me class, you do not need to put down one gender to elevate another. We can all be uplifted together. Go Critical Drinker go!
I hope this thing stays in the sewers. I don't want to see another Acolyte. Phoebe is Absolutely Not a thing. I don't want to see Phoebe's Haunting Mole of Death. She killed Indiana Jones, she'll definitely kill Lara Croft.
Not only is anyone talented enough to make original movies anymore, but they can't even make an even halfway decent remake of older movies. Hollywood keeps hitting new lows year after year. It's comical how horrible the entertainment industry has become.