Leeches, Exes, and Loans [Full Episode]
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Grant faces his fear of creepy crawlies. Meanwhile, Ally revisits a spicy romance.
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CAST
Ally Beardsley
Grant O'Brien
Sam Reich
Adam Frucci
Siobhan Thompson
Raphael Chestang
Rekha Shankar
Mike Trapp
Katie Marovitch
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Sarintip "Jazz" Singsanong
Irina Brodsky
Jay Fleishman
Myrte Beltman
CREW
Director - Yuri Baranovsky
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director Of Photography - Justin Morrison
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Denise Valentine
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
Editor - Eve Hinz 
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Then it's only fitting that I can't afford Dropout because of my student loans.
I want to see these shows but dropout doesn't work on my country, it doesn't appear on the app store 😓😭😭😭
The app is unfortunately only available in US/CA/NZ/AU but we have an international site!@@alfapablo
CollegeHumor when will dropout be available for UK?
Are there other paymentmethods that creditcard? I'm located in Germany
season 2 will be Ally and Grant attempting to pay off their medical debt incurred during the course of season 1
😂😂 right
And so on, and so on.
I thot that the gigner guy had one of those plastic fake arms
No in season 2 it just becomes ally and grant becoming the deadliest person to the other
Perpetual content is good for the brand lol
"if youve got 90k debt and getting called by debt collectors what does that do to you?" he says while looking at a man covered in leeches doing an interview to try and pay off a scrap of that debt
😂
I think it’s pretty obvious what it does to people
I was just thinking he had an example to tell future clients.
Dutch girl looked so sad when Allie celebrated he interview being over. My heart broke
Seriously, hit me right in the feels.
me too! all I can think about is that scenario now.
My feels were hit, and then I saw Grant's leech wounds
Yeah, my insides knotted when that happened.
Time tag please?
Ally *was going to complain about the chili* *walks in to see him covered in blood*
Caleb Smith the milk was a disgrace x
grant being covered in blood and ally having to eat a fucking pepper were not on the same level
Come to think of it we’ve never seen Batman and grant in the same room
@@YoungChugga well yea but they said that one pepper was spicy and they put 10 bowls of those into that one thing aswell as the awkwardness of talking to her ex
@@YoungChugga Well, we can't exactly know. I mean they both had probably pain and a different factor (Ally's being awkwardness and Grant's being ickiness). And the feeling of spicy is just pain. And we can't really measure the pain that they went through. But, outwardly, I do agree that Grant looked way worse condition.
“I saved $2.50 but then I spent $11”
Damn I felt that
Lmao. Saved $100 but spent $270 XD
I just buy caffeine pills for caffeine since it’s cheaper than buying coffee
@@mercyfae7533 you could’ve spent $3.70 if you didn’t save
I once bought clearance $1 rawhides for my dogs. They got food poisoning that cost me over $500 in vet bills.
God I wish I could fix her car, I know cheap ways to fix pretty much everything in daily life and I know the proper way to fix most of those things although it's more expensive at once, it's worth it in the long run.
Grant gay-splayed over a chair covered in leeches saying "I just had to get out of Ohio" is a major mood. I'm Cincinnati born and raised
Shooting hoops in the park where i spent most of my days
Marion for me brother
Have the same feeling being from Michigan.
Columbus.
I used to live in dayton, trust me i fuckin GET IT lol
I'm scared Grant is going to give such gentle challenges while Ally is gonna push him towards death.
completely agree
I mean between getting your hair dyed green and fucking bees we’d all pick hair dye
No that’s exactly what happenes.
@@ComradeFer I'd pick bee's. the time it takes for stings to heal is a lot shorter than to grow hair.
Wandering scriptless Grant is a creep anyway.
This episode was so well done. Not sure how deliberate it was but the whole bleeding out and lost love ideas are pretty good metaphors for the burden. I wonder where this will go
No replys cool
Second
"Why did we break up?"
Ally: (gobbling down milk)
It’s called a nonverbal answer
Ally: I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted.
Is there anything more American than a circle of adults chanting "BEES! BEES! BEES!"
maeganmonster having nearly $100k of student loan debt
Crippling student debt
And
Crippling medical bills
Are pretty American
Guns, crime, and obesity are also A' merican
a circle of adults suffering from debt shouting bees
This gold. You have combined physical and emotional agony.
"I'll have the student loan cocktail, please."
A roller coaster of emotions
Do the episodes come out once a week on drop out or are they all up
@@dropout I'll make that a signature drink at college towns.
This isnt college humor, its college depression.
Maybe even just college
@@julius4611 or just depression
College depression IS college humour!
Its just life. It's like Thanos said, reality is often disappointing
can’t afford dropout, gotta pay my loans
Josie I’m busy accruing some debt. Got $-2 in my account. WOOHOOOO!
So metta
@@Kemosune Broke college kids unite!
@chris .B Bro, I've seriously thought about moving to Europe for my grad program or something because this is just crippling
That the problem you want to talk about student loan but people with loan don't had money to join dropout
Ally: sorry, i'm being awkward.
Ally 5 seconds later to her ex: are you dating anyone?
their
Love Trapp "oh no, where are we going to find alternative medicine in Los Angeles"
Trapp definitely has a bit of a straight-man persona in most of the sketches but irl he definitely is one of the funniest of the CH cast
I thought he was going to say ‘Where are we going to find leeches in Los Angeles.
"Oh no where we find alternative medicine in LA?" I actively laughed out loud
"I had to get out of Ohio... And now look at me" *splayed out, open shirt, covered in leaches*
A full 360 for him
My wife (who's from Ohio): "Yeah... STILL BETTER THAN OHIO!"
As someone in school so I can get out of Ohio, I feel this on a spiritual level 🤣😭
Ohio has the most astronouts for a reason
@@brooklyn9923 Because space is the farthest you can possibly get away from Ohio.
Ally saying "we never break up" in reference to lesbian relationships is the most accurate thing I've ever heard about lesbians. And this is coming from one
what happens then? you just grow apart? (baby lesbian here)
@@calcifer6142 at some point, you:
a) never speak again (until you do)
b) revert to platonic (or 'platonic') roommate status, likely becoming closer than ever before in the process
@@user-qv2qf1jk5o ah ok i see! Never got to that because I got cheated on lol ;-;
Lol I'm a lesbian and I've been dumped twice (╥﹏╥)
this is going to age extremely well or extremely poorly for op
"I feel like we just scammed the company."
Well now sadly they are basically all out of jobs
Justin Wilson can you explain why?
@@250-daffazhafrank3 The Parent company of College Humour laid almost everyone off earlier this year
@@ElvesofZion they work for dropout now though don't they?
@@gbrown932 the company is still College Humor, now owned by Sam Riech. Dropout is a service they have. But no, most of the cast, writers, etc. were laid off. They still work as freelancers paid to make specific appearances in content.
Gosh that was a rollercoster of emotions. It started out like it was going to be funny, but as the episode got deeper it became real. Grant with his physical pain of leaches, and Ally with her emotional pain of her ex. The end of the episode I felt the crushing debt and how far they were willing to go.
Ally was in much worse pain. Leeches release a numbing agent when they bite as well as an anticoagulant. So grant had literally zero pain other than a slight pressure on the initial bite. Ally had to munch spicy af food while talking to her ex. Very painful.
@@ChronikTheory it hurts after, leaches leave fucking marks
If you watch the whole show it gets genuinely dark/upsetting
@@ChronikTheorybut he's afraid of all bugs, worms etc. it was mental torture for him as well. Look at his reaction when they say bees or leechees and how he's avoiding looking at the jar with them, he didn't once look at his stomach to check if it's fine. It's like you were afraid of spiders but some arachnids were also alternative medicine approved to they get you 10 6 inches spiders to crawl on you while trying to appear professional, calm and collected in a 30 minute interview that also have to contain some legitimate question and listening so it doesn't appear you don't give a sh*t to the professional in the topic. All this time this interview has to be informative and serve greater cause. 30 minute with spiders biting and walking on you (your mind doesn't give a sh*t about numbing chemicals)
When Alley was pitching it to Sam, I half expected sam to say something like... "but you already work here, I already pay you!" but tnen I remembered Sam is a good guy.
Really living up to his father.
@@JuneNafziger I had to look up who his dad was. I can't believe I never made the connection! I'm a big fan of both of them.
@@cryofpaine Omg i just looked it up. I didn’t know Sam was related to such an esteemed and prolific person.
@@CalmClamFam wait who is his dad?
@@GippyHappyrobert reich i think is his name? he was a secretary of labour under george bush and worked with other presidents
This is so... horrible... In Germany college has recently been made basically completely free... so seeing this is really heartbreaking...
HA
I remember applying to a German school for a graduate program and it was still free tuition as an international student...
I hope one day that becomes an international standard.
Not really free, I have to pay about 400€ per semester (half of it for public transportation) at my university and if you study for a verly long time or are too old you have to pay additional 500€ per semester. It's still much cheaper though.
Edit: You can also get student loans from the state (BAföG), which are interest-free for 5 years
@@qwertzuiku3t87hv86f8 "400€ per semester" Holy shit that's awesome. Here in America it's like 20k a year if you live in a different state.
Best part of the video:
Watching the attorney shift from being concerned about Grant, to chuckling about the leeches.
I think that the last scene was typical of how people feel after paying student loans. You feel like your hemorrhaging blood but your still alive, or your so drained emotionally that you didn't even realize that you just destroyed your Insides.
I was kind of sad and happy watching Ally with her ex. They are both so adorable, and I could imagine them being happy together.
I loved watching Grant trying to hold his composure during the interview, and he did such a great job. Kudos!
Ally's pronouns are they/them. They're nonbinary.
god and when ally said she died in Holland and Dutch girl looked so upset 😥
@@ebbydebby8130 *they
@@casssimons9319 never seen an enby that has such a feminine name/presents that feminine. The more you know i guess. Didn’t expect it ngl
@@orestisgeorgatos6725 If you see what Ally looks like now on their Instagram (i.e. post haircut, top surgery, etc) then they definitely look a whole lot more androgynous. But yeah, not all non-binary people choose to present themselves androgynously, and that's totally valid!
-Paintspot Infez
Wasabi!
I really like WTF 101 and Um... Actually, but THIS might be the show that gets me to join dropout.
University High is such a great watch too!
I honestly recommend it. There is so much to watch on dropout.
lol Might* , i have student debt too you know.
Same!
Same. Those are my two favorite shows, but I can't wait to see what happens next...
This whole show really lives out the theory “comedy is tragedy plus timing.”
Wtf is this brilliant show?! I want more episodes NOW! *signs up for dropout*
"Sounds like a yes from Daddy"
Ally: I'm gonna be in an akward situation
Grant: I'm gonna bleed while talking about the 95000 i owe
This is terrible, I love it! Dropout, here I come.
Beautifully shot and well done, so personal and emotional. This show is the reason why I will be getting Dropout.
Sam: You guys have proven, that you are...committed.
Grant, covered in blood: ....thank you
"I paid for a bell pepper in dimes"
Me: Ally's was a thousand times wor... [Sees Grant post leeches] OH SWEET MOTHE OF GOD
Josh Morency SAME i didn't realize leeches fucked you up THAT bad
Josh Morency tbh I’ve had leeches on me and it isn’t even bad. I would much rather have that than spicy food
And that is why pple died of using leaches back when it was a big part of the medical field lol....but not really lol
I would still pick leaches
@@kara2125 im 99.9999% sure that was completely fake blood just for Ally to see...
Grant wrote the sketches "don't pay your student loans" "financial tips for broke people" and "eating with your rich friends". This show was YEARS in the making and we didn't even realize
That settles it, with Fantasy High and Total Forgiveness, I'm signing up for dropout
don't forget wtf 101
Um Actually is pretty good too, just sayin ;)
Um actually it's very good.
How much is it?
@@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106 like 8 dollars a month
This is it. This is enough to make me subscribe to dropout. Thanks, you guys have come up with such amazing content.
With WTF 101, this show and everything else, it's definitely worth the investment
"oh no, where are we going to find alternative medicine in Los Angeles?" Was the best joke in this video
I love how Sam's first concern was NOT the fact that they're gonna be literally giving out thousands of dollars to make this happen.
As a European student, I can never even begin to fathom the state of student loans or, like, healthcare in the US.
When I saw the numbers my heart skipped a fucking beat
As an American neither can I
Imagine getting shot but like, emotionally
@@OrangeCreamsicle But you can't afford to go to the hospital so you have to stop the bleeding with like a handful of cottonballs
Ikr
that is hard to watch, especially for anyone who isn't american and can't understand the cruelty of a system like that. how can you be so exploited, so beaten down by your own country? it is insane.
It's unfortunately upon the shoulders of us young people to fix what previous generations selfishly took for granted. I'm not in school nor have nor can because I will never be able to. And thus, will never get a "good", job
@@GabrielR649 Work to save up 97.000 Dollar? So you can study when you are like 40yo? The american system is just sad.
@@GabrielR649 did you not watch this? Because they both did work all through college.
That's crony capitalism for you.
@@GabrielR649 so like... College tuition should keep rising? Cause we can argue all day about working and saving money for college but the fact of the matter is college tuition has risen drastically over the years while wages haven't.
Does Grant actually use a picture of Keith Habersberger from the Buzzfeed crossover sketch in chat?
Shit I didnt even realize it wasn't grant! Lol
LMAO I totally did not recognize that when I watched this the first time through, and I even had to pause it a few times during that section because I wanted to read the chats. This really just reinforces my cannon that Keith and Grant are the same person just moving really fast (just like the Olsen "twins").
I knew there was something off but couldn't put my finger on it!
21:17
Did that lady just say that leeches are FDA approved?
Yea, but they usually are not used in that way. Leaches are great at treating things such as blood pooling after surgery or promote blood flow in reattached limbs because of their anti-clotting agents.
Leeches are giant water mosquitoes I don't think they are helpful.
oddly enough they're used in reconstructive and plastic surgeries to encourage blood flow to skin that has been moved or reattached so they need to be approved.
Leeches are sometimes used after limb reattachment to help swelling
It's like how maggots are still used in medicine, surprisingly. Maggots that are bred to be sterile are used to remove necrotic (dead) tissue, as they only eat the dead bits and leave the living ones, which there isn't really technology to effectively do.
Dude. I’m 41 years old, and I don’t have the words to adequately express how horrifying this is. I’m in debt, but not anywhere near their level. I can’t imagine the relief they must feel to potentially have $20k knocked off their debt, but it says something about the desperation people without a decent job must feel when trying to pay off student loans. Way to bring it to the forefront.
As a 20-something who has a mountain of debt and is struggling to find a job in my degree field, it means a lot to know that these pseudo-legendary figures that I look up to are actually on the same level as me as it turns out. I love this on so many levels.
Ikr. I expected them to be out of Liam with the money they make
Did you get a marketable degree?
The thing that struck me about this is that they both got degrees that were worthless, acting (from a college in Ohio!) and philosophy. Why go into debt for that shit?
@@Rowlurorowf When people you trust and who are responsible for guiding you in the right direction tell you your whole life that you can be whatever you want, you try to do that. Our entire generation was told that college was a safe investment and that going to college for something and working hard and getting good grades meant getting that job. It’s only after the money’s spent and all these people are left holding the bag that everyone comes out of the woodwork to try and retcon in caveats
@@TheGillionaire you're not wrong. That being said, the obvious intent there isnt simply going to college, but also going to college with purpose and intent. I doubt those trusted people said to go to college and just party and do minimum work and barely go to class, or that it didnt matter what degree you got... likely they didn't say anything the specific degree until it was too late when most people have decided upon their path or stopped listening. I think Grant even said that his parents didnt want him to get the degree he went for, and that he screwed up by not applying himself. I'd be surprised if Ally's parents supported her Pgilosophy degree... and what's she doing going to freaking Holland if she doesnt have money to pay her debts? There is a level of reasonable expectation from adults that you know enough by that age to understand you have to apply yourself, not just to the class or degree, but also in your own life determination.
I would also argue that parents and teachers who taught their kids to trust instead of trust but verify, or critically think and review on their own with supporting documentation when someone tries to screw you over, did those kids a great disservice. Frankly, if one doesn't know how to critically think their way through a situation, or talk their way out of a situation, no degree is going to do much for them.
College is a scam for the most part. It depends heavily on the individual to determine the value of the classes they take and the intent to learn. In this day and age, there are plenty of resources to do that without going into debt.
@@TheGillionaire I would also argue that people dont retcon caveats, just that most kids don't listen. I know I didnt, back in the 90s, and I know I've had difficulty reaching my kids on the same point. Everyone thinks they know at that age and usually find out the hard way that they dont. Luckily, I taught my kids enough to protect themselves and verify the info they receive from as many independent or at least separate sources as possible, and question, question, question.m, AND document.
9:10 Apparently 90% of the crazy sketches I've seen, were just the CH staff being themselves.
I'll bet they didn't even know the cameras were rolling.
This can't stay a dropout exclusive. It's WAY too good. If you dropped this all on the main channel week to week it'd probably get legit mainstream big.
Totally!
i'd bet they do like they did with Fantasy High and release full episodes a week behind on YT and keep the last couple eps dropout exclusive
But they also wouldn’t make enough money to pay for it without having their videos sponsored
They'll probably release them eventually?
"This is my first time using my philosophy degree since graduating"
Hasn't it been a longstanding fact that philosophy degrees are useless?
The ending with Grant saying "this is great...this is great" literally covered in his own blood with Ally looking physically and emotionally exhausted is perfect! That moment conveys the student loan crisis and what it looks like just to attempt break even...$500 well earned.
Definitely think Grant should have gotten at least $1000 for that...
@@thepurplepanda4 what are you? 80 or 8?
@@thepurplepanda4 they were just sharing their experience, you can calm down
@@isabellelangmuir5849 I have no idea why I was like this, my apologies.
I get leeches all the time when I go hiking, you can have 30 of them all over your legs, just heat up a knife and they pop right off, you literally don't feel them at all.
@@thepurplepanda4 :)
'So I just, have a kid?!' 😂😂😂😂
And that's not even a red flag from producers, mutilation is the line
@@sersmiles1635 since it was for a show, would... we be the father? Oh god
@@sersmiles1635 was a great start, the emotional and physical difficulty for Ally and Grant was bleeding heavily 😂 genius
@@dropout It'd be a corporate baby, you could Truman show it.
@@dropout Rhyme is right, this is perfect Truman show material. You guys could go way bigger than Dropout.
This show and Fantasy High are reason enough to pay for Dropout
When Ellie says "yeah it wasnt" then the Dutch girl says "yeah it was.." damn
Grant actually gained respect from me by showing he works hard to make his life better with that extra job.
This comment makes me so sad
he shouldnt have to do that tho. thats the whole moral of this
WOW! That was much more...harsh, than I expected. Yall just might have sold me on Dropout. I mean I was already sold on it but now I might have to be literally sold on it.
Wow the ending of the chat was kinda cold "yay, I don't need to talk to you anymore" this is brutal. But I honestly love this show .
It was really harsh. The girl in Holland seemed upset
Can we talk about how gorgeous Ally was in college. They’re literally glowing,
ally has a great smile haha. check out their instagram! they seem happy now too
And Grant. Grant looked good too.
@@Ludovicus1769 The underwear helped
Thata before life sucks all the life out of you. 2020 has single handedly killed me.
@@gbrown932 the irony is that 2020 is a great year to get a loan, because inflation incoming.
This might be the best, most relatable, most fully-fleshed out show Collegehumor has done yet.
I love Rekha's signature "Shut! Up!"
As an Irish citizen we pay 3000 euro a year for undergrad studies (about $3,390.04). Even if you lived outside of your home to get into this kind of debt would be almost impossible. America is more expensive than I imagined.
In Latvia most programs cost 6-8 thousand euros (7-9 thousand dollars) in total for undergrad, in our top university.
Grant must have had over 100 thousand in student debt, it's absolutely absurd.
College education in America is very corrupt it’s abusive to the students and unnecessarily costly. I am pretty sure it’s colleges just sucking up federal money at the expense of the student’s future life.
In Brazil we have private universities but also public ones where you have free classes
In Denmark we get paid to go to school over the age of 18, it depends on if you still live at home or you live for yourself. If you live alone with no kids it's around 930 dollars per month, if you live at home it is less and if have kids it's more. You also are allowed to work while studies, but there is a earnings cap, so people don't just in roll in a school and work all the time anyway. You can still get student loans, but they are not that bad as the interest rate can be as low as 1-2% and you have 15 years to pay it back too after you leave school, but if you live cheap you really don't need it, as you also get support to pay the rent as your earnings are low enough for that too.
Average cost per year at a public school is $9,970 in the US (in state) and $25,620 for out of state. Private schools average $34,740 per year, but obviously there are schools that cost more of less here depending on the location. Also note that this is just tuition, doesn't include housing or meals - which can cost $10,000 a year through on-campus programs.
Yes from daddy!!
You know what one of those goes for on the black market???
@@dropout $420.69?
@@andruulrich4021 yup
@@dropout You must be feeling generous to be giving out double replies.
🤣
It's kind of sad but Ally talking about ordering an espresso over ice and filling it with milk from the counter is a revelation for me. Why have I not been doing this?!
This is so powerful, i hope ally and grant are proud becuase this is something really special
Sam 5 years ago with total forgiveness: "I don't know if I can morally torture you for money..." Sam now with game changer: "What new and exciting ways is torture legal?"
I am subbing. I was on the fence. This pushed me over.
welcome humpty dumpty
Was it Trapp
Not gonna lie, I cancelled my Dropout subscription when I finished Lonely & Horny.
This made me reup.
Hey, are all the episodes up yet. I can’t afford a subscription, I just want to buy one month when they’re all out so I can binge.
@@julianauston9001 not yet, I'd give it a month
When Grant reviled his aftermath I thought I was gonna die from laughing. This is a great series.
I'M SIGNING DROPOUT SO HARD. Wait for me CollegeHumor, your comedy is just genius. I love each and every one of the actors in such a personal level that is even weird being that it's just a comedy channel on YT. YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU GRANT.
The whole time I was like "Grant has this so much worse" and then Allys ex said "I love you" and I was like - NOPE Ally deserves all the money!!!
I got Dropout just to see this mess unfold. I highly recommend. HIGHLY. This series is gripping and so uncomfortable. I love it!
this is art. this is a devastatingly honest look into the human condition
something tells me she wasnt just crying because of the chilli... 18:28
Aww :(
Ex: No problem, it was a pleasure
Ally: Yeah...
...Was it?
On board the feels train.
Allie's Dutch girl seemed upset when they stopped talking
Yea she's kind of a bitch for putting that woman through that and exploiting her emotional baggage just for 500 dollars. Imagine being used by someone you love for a quick buck and a comedy video.
@@geminirox8635 When you're in debt, 500 dollars means so much. Also, that girl is in a relationship, Ally said. She's just helping out an old friend by doing the skype. Ally paid 500 for their car, they basically won the money for another car by talking with this girl, who I'm sure understands.
@@inezketchup she said she had a date in 2 days. That means she's not in a relationship
@@geminirox8635 oh, right, its in the next episode. ally says "She's still with that girl" so idk exactly what that means
I think Ally was just done talking to her on camera. It doesn't mean she didn't call her again in private later
This might be one of the saddest thing I’ve ever seen from college humor
When you’re casually talking to your ex as you die from eating spicy food
Imagine being at dinner with your family and Grant O Brien from collegehumor is like ‘so, what can I get for you today?’.
"OMG what is Keith from BuzzFeed doing here?"
Either one would be amazing!
Evelyn Chin have you seen the date night sketch about the diet menu? That’s what I imagine.
i'll have a glamburger with man i feel like a womancheggo.
dpark777 oh... sing it for me.
I like that mentality. Its either the Best idea ever made OR the Worst idea to ever be purposed. Either way I'm equally excited to find out which one it is.
Late stage capitalism is quite a thing
Yeah, those numbers are so dystopian they feel like an exaggerated YA novel. Like, someone didn't do any research and just said things that'd sound horrible, except that's actual fact in the U.S.
This is the best show idea ever, but I cannot handle the second hand embarrassment from these interviews
Really weird that the title of this has 2 different words for exes.
Oh yeah I get it, because you LOAN out all your love, time and money. And they just take it for granted!
Hahahahahahahaha
Peeeettty😂😂❗️
I signed up for Dropout specifically to watch this show.
So who won?
Holy shit. Last night I was doing this thing I do, from time to time, where I log onto my students loan page and look at all I've paid, all the interest accruing, calculate how much I've paid and how much I still have to pay and how the numbers just never add up to feeling like I'm making a dent. It makes me feel like my life is over when it's just beginning, like this is something I'll never be able to get out from under no matter how much I pay in, and I feel pressured to pay more and more to try not to have to pay even more later. So yeah, this hits home in a very visceral and real way. I would for sure put leeches on my body if it meant that weight being lifted. Thanks for putting it into words.
grant's was phisically challenging but ally's.....damn i felt tha so emotional
It's so nice to see the cast as normal friends just hanging out
Leeches are a great metaphor for student loans
I think the crap thing is that older generations rip people a new asshole for paying for schooling or "getting a useless degree." Most students are taking on debt at 17-18...right out of the gate from high school, where jack squat was taught about loans and nothing was said about the difference in degrees. Many going into college are coming from families and parents who'd previously never been to college or went when it was cheap and almost any degree guaranteed a good paying job. Parents, teachers, and college recruiters tell all of these teenagers to reach for the stars--that an education is worth it in any field so long as its something the student is passionate about. "Just put your digital signature here and poof...welcome to class!" Young adults that have hardly been out of their parents' houses and had a chance to live and figure themselves out end up taking on mountains of debt. We shame them if they don't wanna rush to jump into college, claiming they must be lazy and have no direction, and we shame them if they *do* jump. We push them into higher education blindly and then yell at them for it.
A few semesters in or a degree later and next thing you know, you've got sixty-five year-olds calling a whole generation stupid, lazy good-for-nothings spending thousands of dollars on what's now considered "crap degrees." Even if they are working multiple jobs and working on taking care of their debt. "By the time I was your age, I had two kids, a car, and a house. I was a waiter and paid for my college at the same time. Maybe if you weren't so busy taking pictures of your avocado toast, you'd be there too!"
@Sally Vee You know, ...
your parents are probably baby boomers?
Ally looks really good with long hair.
Don't get too attached to Ally's current look. It doesn't last.
So Sam seems like a pretty great boss, right?
“They used to use leeches as medicine”
Then it killed a bunch of people, and Washington I think.
I'm sure the giant hot pokers they used to cut his tonsils out had nothing to do with him dying
You’re thinking about blood-letting which is very different from leeches. I don’t think medicinal leeches have ever killed anyone who wasn’t already on death’s door.
You guys are killing it with all these new shows!
Katie is no longer kidnapped!!!!!
...guess that kidnapper got tired of her stealing all his cocaine lmao
She escaped because she was sick of home flirting with her.
Taking her to a cartel safehouse would be like kidnapping a swarm of rats and keeping them in a bakery.
If this show gets big, which I think it will given the situation basically all of us in college are in currently, you guys should broaden it to the public. Like have friends who apply compete with each other. It’d 1. Really help out people with student loans, 2. Show just how bad this shit has gotten that now so many people are willing to do wild shit just to stay afloat.
You scroll through the comments and there’s a lot of people, myself included, saying they would do this kind of show. Sign waivers, do some dangerous fear factor shit, and get some money to pay off our debts.
Obviously this is just the first season, and you’d need the funding and I’m sure there’s a lot of legal shit that’d have to get done if you open it up to the public, but I think it’d do really well...also I need money because I’m about to graduate and immediately be thrown into debt so ya know...I’m ready and willing to do whatever
I'm kind of emotional, because this reminded me of how thankful I need to be for my parents who made sure that I would go to college without loans. Not only did they save money, they pushed me to work my ass off for scholarships. Thank god
I didn't know leaches could climb. I dearly wish I still didn't know that leaches can climb. But I do know. I know now, and there's no going back.
They are fast swimmers and can also move efficiently over land. sorry to say.
Leeches are cool, I have one as a pet. Maybe I'll name the next one Grant.
I love Um Actually so much, but this is the one that’s getting me to get a dropout subscription
*in the second episode of total forgiveness:*
Allie and Grant laid out, chopped up in tiny pieces for 70,000$
“...They’ll be fine”
There's an irony about Grant getting leeches on him while he realizes the education system is leeching off of him
grant coverd in blood and in pain: thank you