Care Bear Cleansing | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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- The Care Bears start caring about the wrong things.
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Care Bear Cleansing | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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slaughter the rainbow
taste the rainbow
Can't spell slaughter without 'laughter'
Edit: English is such a funny language
"mmmmmmmh, that's GOOD RAAAAAINBOWWWWW!"
Whoa 😮😭😂
Yummy
Skittles
The minute the great cloud keeper said he would make it "A hell on Earth", New Jersey immediately popped in my head.
I was thinking detroit
I was thinking of Times Square New York during the Holidays
+Paladin Luke For me it was Baltimore
I thought he was gonna say Pittsburgh
I thought Detroit
"And by bed i mean ethnic, and by time, i mean cleansing!"
Savage!!! 😂😂😂
This comment is messed up, man.
quite a lazy joke really
@@larrote6467yeah your right
I’ve used this quote like 200 times against women teachers TikToks 😂
Time for a game of disappearing bears.
+Tristan Hartup Daaaaaaaaaaaaark Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaart !
He really did turn into Christopher Walken.
ackbarfan5556 It's not over...BEARS!
DARKHEART I love him!
*insert gif of Nicolas Cage in a bear suit punching woman here*
"I shall turn carealot into a hell on earth, I shall turn it into NEW JERSEY"
A fate worst then death
𝕀𝕠𝕟 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕐 𝕕𝕠 𝕡𝕡𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕁𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕪 ??
@@user-xe1es7cm5r ever seen reality tv that’s why
Whats wrong with New jersey
(Lightning strikes the land as carebears scream in terror as they flee)
On the bright side, without New Jersey the world wouldn't have had MEGAS XLR
***** MURDOC IT'S YOU!
don't forget springsteen, bon jovi, Sinatra and danny devito
+DGneoseeker1 RUclips needs a double thumbs up.... and a time machine that I can steal to stop that show from being canceled.
TBustah
Indeed. Just thinking of all the utter crap which is successful while the genuine good shows get cancelled pisses me off.
+DGneoseeker1 Amen to that
The purge: The early bear years
You're pretty! 😎
Yeah pretty much sums it up
The Purge: Origins
The Purge: First Blood
The First Purge
Pick a favorite title.
@@Galaxy-MusicX No one will sleep with you just because you compliment them
2021
...and so the Care Bears show turned into Jersey Shore.
CenturyPetShop ?
Lmao I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice 😂😂😂
Talking a about a fate worse than death
I didn't know that the Snooki monster's ancestors were care bears. I thought its parents were the cookie monster and a pussy monster. I should of known better.
@@zoologist1992 Snooki want SMUSH SMUSH.
As dark as it sounds out of context, I laugh when they cheer "hooray for murder!" It's just so wrong.
"HOORAY FOR MURDER!"
SpongicX
Just cause they rip on it doesn't mean there ruined anything
I still use it as a catchphrase at work
I mean, that's any evil playthrough in a game.
I think what makes it funny is that it’s said by the Care Bears aka the last people you’d expect to enjoy murder
As someone who has lived in New Jersey since the ancient of days... I can attest to the 100% accuracy of this skit. ;D
I too am from New Jersey and I’m with you on the accuracy 🤣
I love how we three are “from” New Jersey. No one wants to stay there apparently
Wait a fucking minute!! I live in new Jersey! Where the fuck can I get some rainbow????
At the gay bars, duh
Yeah my friends said they were bombin' ,cool and hip
Fuck New Jersey !
+LunarWolf 4231 Oh darn, why didn't I think of that!
skittles. Simple.
"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFUCKA!!"
SudokuBrony 😂😂😂
LOL
Sorry gotta be a New Jersey boy to taste the motherfucking rainbow
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The rainbow probably tastes like skittles.
It is.
nah it tastes like lucky charms
Or the blood of The Fallen Ones.
Mmmm that's good rainbow
Kill the rainbow, taste the rainbow
'I may be Love-A-Lot bear, but I can Hate-A-Lot too!'
Bwah ha ha ha ha! That was funny.
Haters gotta hate!
I’m from New Jersey and I find this very amusing.
That means you have a decent sense of humor which is very rare nowadays
@@snake3946
People who spend all their time whining about how nobody finds them funny are the true snowflakes
Care Bears: Nazi Edition
Imagine Mein Kampf written by Care Bears
Thought about the same thing.
When did Nazi Germany become New Jersey?
Kalmahavak
be gai
Here's he other name
Care bears: racist edition
I've lived in NJ for 26 years, and even I laughed at this.
But don't be haters. If you want to blame, blame New York stealing NJ's credit. Superbowl held in NJ, advertised as NY. Statue of Liberty in NJ, advertised NY, Red Bull Team in NJ (stadium included) also advertised NY. Need I say more?
I live in Jersey as well, and I had a good laugh over this. I also think that everyone hates Jersey because of the things everyone sees along the Turnpike and in our few huge cities. Other than that, we are, surprisingly enough, deserving of the name the Garden State.
New Jersey's pretty much New York, right?
Because Long island would just try to separate from such as state. It's already had talks about separating from the rest of New York state because all the revenue Long Island makes is mostly spent on upper New York State instead of where it's being generated.
I will argue only one point from your statement; although the Statue of Liberty is technically in NJ borders the City of New York pays for almost 100% of her upkeep and maintenance
Mi Ga F**k you New Jersey is nothing like New York, especially South Jersey!
Gotta love how the Great Cloud Keeler said that he watched their actions and will punish them with hell on Earth... But didn't actually do anything to STOP said horrible actions.
Typical Cloud Keeper . 🙄
Religion in general
Because that would take away free will.
@@mlpfanboy1701 Truly the greater possible evil here.
I now understand why my parents never let me watch Care Bears. Yeesh.
Care Bears isn't like that, and besides, it is more heart than violence for kids
It’s robot chicken they are known to roast our childhood
@@tylerriley2587 I know, I was stating facts to the comment
I like how they don’t even have a reason to hate the cousins, they just don’t like them because they’re “impure.”
Just like the lunarians in Touhou.
@@LillyWhiteFairy And they got destroyed so hard by purified lifeforce *fairies*.
i mean..honestly to biggots ever really need a reason?
Basically like all facist hate groups, they have no real reason to hate yet they do so anyways.
JESUS F*****G CHRIST!!! IT'S THE GREAT CLOUD KEEPER IN THE SKY!!!!!!! LMFAO
Gary Tetreault CARE-BEARS, I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ACTIONS WITH GREAT DISPLEASURE!!!
oh hell no.
@@storyman385 But we've purified the land of Care-a-Lot
@@doctorquacks87 For your dark and terrible deeds i shall transform care-a-lot to a place of darkness! A hell on Earth. It shall turn into....
*New Jersey!*
That part is still funny to me
Wow... I'm not american and even I could tell he was going to say New Jersey... Is it that bad of a place that everyone online says it???
I know what it's like. Most of the people there are assholes.
+Paladin Luke At least it ain't Hoboken.
+Christian Neihart or Detroit lol
+Manel Miquelino I've lived here all of my life. And no, it's not. It angers me to see the constant bad rep my home always gets. NJ has its negatives, but so does every other place.
+Christian Neihart Hoboken is in NJ.
Anybody get the Hotel Rwanda reference here?
no
yayyyy, an ethnic cleansing joke!
Yes, it was a pretty awful film though, and was quite inaccurate as well.
stop ruining it
John Rambo go to hell
No one:
Robot Chicken: Wanna see The Care bares commit ethnic cleansing?
Leave to robot chicken to turn adorable bears into genocidal maniacs. lol
@@nathancaldwell5443 Ever see what they did to the Wuzzles?
Yes, yes I did.
@@cocacola4blood365 What the fucks a wuzzle
As someone who used to live in New Jersey I can indeed confirm that this is historically accurate
As a New Yorker, the screams I heard across the Hudson will haunt me forever.
Luckily, we had the heart to set up a refugee camp for the Cousins who managed to flee. Today we call it Staten Island.
1:03 that evil laugh just made my day!!
Now that you point it out..it reminds mr of towlie from south park
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That always cracked me up lol
Ive lived in NJ for 15 years and I laughed so hard at this
I laughed so hard at this.I always found the Care Bears annoying.
Bedtime Bear? More like Dirtnap Bear.
Phantomore: "You might want to look at this dad!"
No-Heart: *Looks at the Care Bears as the Care-a-lot is on the verge of the apocalypse* "Finally, I won! I finally won! No more caring and sharing! Now I can watch as the Care Bears will go extinct!"
Good thing no heart didn't know creator of the world is already planned to end the world
Love the musical jingle as the rainbow decapitates the elephant :D
1:13 Angry Birds in a Nutshell
"If it's a special, happy celebration, then why am I crapping a load in my drawers?"
I love how Lots of Laughs Bear's star is the Carl's Jr/Hardees logo.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus #$%&@#$ Christ it's the great cloud keeper in the sky still funny to this day
I remember always laughing at that part on TV, then I got the DVD, and laughed even harder when I finally learned what he actually said uncensored.
@@SpongicX I don't know I love it better when it's censored because it's so funny that that sensor button is just too funny to laugh at
@@Mbdxwwe18 Same!! 🤣💀
The bleeps always make it funnier.
Man i really wanna try some of that rainbow. XD
They were glowing; most likely chock full of radiation. Remember the Radium Girls?
I'm from NJ and I've traveled literally all over the world, and NJ is def a good candidate for hell on earth!
Exactly. Remember that place called the gateway to hell
ik. I lived in ny and florida, and everyone makes fun of the annoying accent.
What about Detroit?
Oh and don't forget about richmond. awful traffic.
@@lawrencepoluchowicz3314 new joysey
From Care Bears to Hotel Rwanda to dunking on New Jersey.
Also, I JUST realized that Cheadle was in Hotel Rwanda. I need to watch that again some time, see what he does outside of Marvel.
I'm guessing No-Heart changed his name John Corzine
you mean Chris Christie
“We killed all the Care Bear cousins!”
“Hooray for murder!”
😂😂😂
I live in New Jersey. WHO WANTS SOME RAINBOW!?
Me
+lia Manila me! I want a rainbow!
Me
Ever see the rejected Skittles ad?
Me
I remember when this came on after Toonami and all I could think was, "why are they showing Care Bears at this hour?"
I don't know which is funnier, the fact that Care-A-Lot was turned into New Jersey or That Don Cheadle tried to help the Cousins just for them to be killed anyway?
It's like them Robot Chicken people got a beef with Jersey.
What's up with that?!
"WE'RE SICK OF YOU, JERSEY! F**K OFF!"
Sorry but when your state is known for the Kardashians... a bashing is to be expected. :p
Censorship
How I met your mother had a lot of beef with jersey lol
It's a jersey thing...
And so vengeful was the Great Cloud keeper in the sky that his wrath and vengeance continued by creating Jersey Shore.
"...NEW JERSEY!" IM SCREAMING
It's a jersey thing I wouldn't understand
As someone from outside the USA, what's the deal with New Jersey? Lol.
“Hurray for murder!” XD
And thats how the jersey devil was made
The great cloud keeper soon caused Carealot to plunge to the Earth, leaving the survivors to struggle in a dangerous environment far from the heavens. Eventually, European settlers took down the last bastions of civilization that belonged to the care bears, leaving what once was Carealot to be lost to time as New Jersey was established on the very place it fell to. As cities were built around the ruins of Carealot, the descendants of the care bears slowly lost what made them known as the care bears and after many years, they became just as uncaring as the humans on the Earth, with their powers of hugs and wishing extinguished.
So basically their descendants became black bears and or grizzly bears.
@@jfournerat1274 Yeah kinda.
0:55 Jimmy Kimmel, I'm not even kidding
Wait, the bear laughing like a mad man is Kimmel?! 😮
0:11 care bear cousin sucks died laughing
Never get old about this and who is here in 2019 even 2020
That...looks nothing like John Corzine.
0:03 whoa calm down adolf
Oh my [Insert Religious Figure Here], I remember watching this with my mother and her saying how terrible the show was. I was under 7 years at the time. Ah, good times.
+Remmy Oh my Pizza!
+Emily Mason oh my potato
Oh my Odin
Oh my Mars!
You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! It's the Great Hanzo Hattori of the sky! Care Bears! I have watched your actions with great displeasure. But we've purified the land of Care-A-Lot. For your dark and terrible deeds I shall turn Care-A-Lot into a dark and terrible place. A hell on Earth! I shall turn Care-A-Lot into...Tokyo Japan. *Care Bears runs away and strikes the lightning*
Is Tokyo seriously the Japanese equivalent to New Jersey?
CatMaster90001
Yes Mm hum
Ken Headman And why would that be, pray tell?
*I'M SBS, PRESIDENT OF MULTICULTURAL TV, THANKS FOR WATCHING THE HISTORY OF OUR MULTICULTURAL NETWORK, WE ARE SPECIAL AND ARE BRINGING THE WORLD BACK HOME*
@@CatMaster90001 One word: Hentai.
"Yeah we can keep the corpses in there!"
Best ending to a Robot Chicken skit ever.
Sounds like Trump at the beginning
well Trump does have a point.
As a historian I like to say that this indeed happened
As for someone who lives in New Jersey I have to say that...This pretty much fucking nailed our history
Omg this takes me back I had the elephant and I had share a lot. Omg this takes me back 😢😢😢😢😢😢
Y you sound like a pussy
At least they’re not Detroit!
robot chicken should be made into a movie
Damn I thought the black guy was Obama cause Obama care.
Looks and sounds NOTHING like him!
+Tac Son (Jackie Nam) this was made WAAAAY before Obama.
you must not see a lot of black people if obama was your first thought
You must be really fun at party's
Don Cheadle as Obama? Now that's an interesting thought...
Cousins? Care Bears? Well, I know a guy who knows everything about the Care Bears and their cousins.
Is New Jersey really that bad of a state? I don't live there, but I'm just curious to know.
Nah Jersey is a lovely state. North Jersey is alittle wierd. Camdon sucks, but other than that it's a beautiful place. People just love to bitch about it though, people who live here more than any other.
Capt. RiskyBoots its the people that are made fun of, for jersey shore and the Kardashian’s being so dumb
"I may be Love-a-Lot bear, but I can hate a lot too."
Why New Jersey? Why not Detroit?
Pittsburgh
Why Not Zoidberg?
chicago
Cherrywood McCherrywood where's Chris Hansen when you need him? XP
Put your hands up for Detroit \o/
At least its not Kentucky.
+Ryan Phelan I am not sure if you are looking for care bears!😲😢😡😢😡😬😨😨😨😨😅👋
Than I shall turn New Jersey in Kentucky!
Least it ain’t Canton Ohio
So basically what Trump will show to kids of he's elected
pretty much
Two years later, still crying?
Except it will stop at 1:31
Is New Jersey really that bad?
psh, yup..it's severely lacking in the rainbow department
E Ka
You mean it's dark and dull?
menslady125
U knoe it
I just realized that Doug Walker referenced this skit in his Nostalgia Critic review of the Care Bears Movie.
"We're reaching Jersey levels! JERSEY LEVELS!!"
the great cloud keeper in the sky looks like my middle school history teacher in a chibi version
the real origin of the Trump family :3
Care Bear cousins SUCK!
I may be Love a Lot, but I can HATE a lot too.
We can no longer ignore the elephant in the room!!!
Did I uh, missed something?
@@IbarraBros1969 "*We must send them all to the great cloud keeper in the Sky, Bedtime Bear.*"
@@blueberrymlpandmlpegvideos4150 Y’all know what time it is? It's bedtime! And by ‘bed’, I mean ethnic, and by ‘time’ I mean cleansing!
@@doctorquacks87 CARE-A-LOT, CARE-A-LOT, CARE-A-LOT!
0:33 1:15 Happy Tree Friends in a Nutshell
1:35
Me and Qbert saw the five night at Freddy movie trailer
I think someone's been taking too much rainbow
0:38 wow, way to remind me about my world cultures class
Why does New Jersey have such bad rep? The easy answer would be Jersey Shore, but i'm pretty sure the episode that had this sketch came out before Jersey Shore. I've heard allot of jokes trashing New Jersey and I don't understand why. Can you give me reasons why?
They are jelly. Jelly of our amazing Jersey-ness.
Dissin' Jersey goes all the way back to sometime in the late 60's, when Jersey became the official dumping ground for NYC and Philadelphia. We got loads of toxic waste, had a nuclear missile catch fire and melt (near where I live! Might explain the 3-eyed fish...). Been the butt of jokes ever since.
Because Action Park that’s why
We need a sequel to see if the care bears learned the lesson.
Well Care-A-Lot was transformed into New Jersey so they realized their action was bad but they can’t get back what was lost
The time has come. We use the old ways.
Ahhh.. Ok! 0:50
Wow I live in New Jersey...wow
Jacqueline Gordillo I know right this makes want to move out.
Jacqueline Gordillo how are the rainbows?
Wow Your state suck.....wow
John...Corzine? CORZINE?! *silently freaks out*
when the title has the words "care bear" and "cleansing" in it you know your childhood is gonna take a battering...but you know you want to watch it anyway
*TASTE THE RAINBOW*
Hell on Earth? Oh. You mean 2020.
"Horray for murder" I still quote that to this day.
"I shall turn Care-a-Lot into New Jersey."
I miss the Care Bears... When I was little I had all of them haha... Not sure if I'm proud to admit that but THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING
Can somebody from New Jersey explain this to me?
Jersey shore.
@@scorpioengine4797 oh lol 😂
We built a place to keep them safe...
Yay we can keep the corpses in there ! Robot chicken at its finest 👌
This is even weirder than that last clip from this that I just watched. But it does say a lot about human history
Every company during pride month 2:11
Pfft. At least I have rainbow.
Ok...guess we’re gonna ignore that War Machine told them “Hoe don’t do it”