@@RapFanatic4ever top tier episode for sure. "wake up.. you're gonna miss Iron Justice, dumbass!" *Butthead throws water* that bit still cracks me up no matter what
rage mcconnell considering Beavis and Butthead's self awareness and them even going a far as to say "we need to evolve into dudes who score!" instead of thinking that that they are the ultimate gentlemen and women are at fault, although they ask in the manner of proper gentlemen none the less. I would say that they are both vastly more intelligent than Elliot. to be honest women who rejected Elliot despite his wealth did the human race a favour by not propagating the genes of that mong
Karlos1234ify If you were in the same position as Elliot was before the massacre, you can completely relate to him and feel sympathetic to him. I won't forgive him on his acts of violence and arrogance, though, he is just doing life all wrong.
Brings a tear to my eyes seeing like a reflection of my failures. No one deserves to die a virgin not live the life of loneliness. All you in a relationship, all I ask for is to be grateful you found love in return in the dating world. Most of you will never realize how blessed you all are. And for all those who never scored, may god be with you. Not even fictional characters deserve this hell worse than any other emotional hell on earth.
Sofoklesmaniac They tried their best, so give those two some credit. We all know effort means nothing, excellence means everything in this mad world we live in.
Aki Adastra It's your "I am trying too hard but effort is meaningless-boohoo" attitude that is preventing you from getting laid or into a serious relationship. Have a stronger personality, get fit. And don't take it too seriously, sex is one of those things that comes by themselves when you stop making it a "priority".
Even at 25 I can't get any girl within driving distance to do anything more than a hug with me. Girls treat me like I'm ugly as sin. Only like me as a friend or avoid me. Not to mention every last girl in Texas has a boyfriend. It is another kind of hell, being a virgin or inexperienced when you didn't choose to be. Everyone else gets to hug kiss have sex etc but not me. There's lots of girls I wanna kiss but they're all rather jump into lava than do that with me.
The way the driver's facial expression changes when Beavis tells him to shut up makes this scene all the funnier. Then when he goes in for the kill and kicks Beavis' ass, it just makes it better.
This can easily be applied to sports, like with the Cincinnati Reds having quite possibly the worst offensive display in playoffs history and the Dallas Stars getting blanked in Game 6 to lose the Stanley Cup Finals.
i watched the Beavis and Butthead Do America movie when I was 15 and i was so scared the 'we're never gonna score' breakdown would happen to me. i made a decision to never emulate their behavior.
Ive got autism & I'm in the same boat as them. Ive been rejected by 20000+ girls in my life & am a virgin at 25 now. I only weigh 200 & have better hygiene than most guys, so I often get mistaken as gay. I look like a Disney prince cmp to a lot of the guys that hot girls chose over me. & since they choose narcissists & sociopaths a lot I've got a better personality than them too. This summer 2018 I even went to Hippy Hollow 5x & none of the girls there liked me. Even the ugly women paid no attention to me. Most people my age who are virgins are either asexual or celibate or not interested. I'm one of the few virgins who wants to score.
#BringitHome #EnglandvsCroatia #WorldCup2018 "We traveled 100 miles because we thought we were going to score! But now it's not going to happen!" - Overheard in Moscow
Nowwwww, their officially coming back in August 2022! I wonder have they scored yet, dam near 20 yrs PLUS later. They better have scored by NOW. Love Beavis & Butthead!! Today generation's will Never understand this hilarious show
I can totally relate with Beavis here 🙏 Story of my life as well 😢 Failing to 'score' is 1 of 3 things that's stopping me from officially becoming an adult 💔 Worst of all, I got criticised just for saying the same as Beavis & making it part of a joint new year's resolution 😔
Involuntary celibacy truly is a prison. Some of us should have been given a chance long ago but are sharing a prison with lots of horrible scumbags (Reddit psycho incels). Every beautiful woman has the key to open our cell but chooses to leave us here. No matter how much I try to get in shape & stuff, every woman still says no. Like a parole board that always says no. We see lots of narcissists & sociopaths scoring with girls outside, men that deserve to be locked in here.
Pretty crazy. I bet when they animated this they had no comprehension that this speech would apply to 80% of men between 18 and 40 three decades later.
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I’m almost 24 years old & I still haven’t scored & at this point the exact words Beavis said is exactly what I’m saying right now.
I hope you score one day, my guy
Have you scored yet?
@@koolaidshower if you ask to me, nope
@@arthurwilson7832 I believe in my boy David 😤
@@koolaidshower me too, he will score one day
This is probably one of the greatest speeches in the history of Cinema.
+Harry Shoemaker I Agree!
***** Oh Yeah I Enjoy Watching Beavis and Butthead!
I agree with you !
@@williswayne1876 definitely it's up there with the braveheart speech
@@slanetroyard92 don't forget the president's speech from independence day
I am totally gonna make this speech at my high school graduation.
Well it's 3 years later. I hope you kept your word! XD
I might do it at my graduation.
@@mitchfletcher2386 if u do make someone put it on RUclips
Did u do it
Did you!
"No! I WON'T settle down! Not THIS time!"
Has Beavis ever settled down?
@@Detah_ sometimes, especially when Butthead wasn't around.
One of the rare times Beavis actually stood up to Butthead.
WERE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
When he said "NOT THIS TIME!" I knew shit was bout to get real!
Here lies Beavis. He never scored.
Heh heh hey! There's this dead dude with the same name as me! Heh heh
@@jakeladislaus4175 Beavis! Don’t you get it? This is YOUR gravestone!
This one hits a little too close to home.
Dang
8 years later 🥵👌👈👌👈👍did you
@@MemphisMafia 8 years later and people are now talking in rebuses.
"Shut up Asswipe"
LMAOOO
69th like 😎
This is the closest to tear-jerking that Beavis and Butthead has ever gotten. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Huh huh. Jerking. Huh huh huh
@@athfcoz This comment is gold!
Both.
@@poo8870 The 2nd film that came out this summer has a sad montage of them parting ways and missing each other
Uheuheuehueueue you said Jerking ehehehhehehe
Whoever disliked this has probably never scored.
Or it hits a lil to close ta home
@@juicyness89147 Because they never scored.
Dislikes 16 people never scored
“I think I’m gonna score and I never score,” says millions of men every weekend.
Story of my life :(
Them feels
Lisa R. Ill help..
How my hopes would go down
Mines too 😪
Relatable
This is arguably Beavis' best moment.
The Miracle Of Beavis was good too
@@RapFanatic4ever
top tier episode for sure. "wake up.. you're gonna miss Iron Justice, dumbass!" *Butthead throws water*
that bit still cracks me up no matter what
LOVE THIS MOVIE!
0:20
Bus Driver - "Hey buddy! Sit down!"
Beavis - "SHUT UP ASSWIPE!" 😂😂😂
The funniest line of the hole movie
That was just epic
i heard asswhite ahahah
Elliot Rogers last words
lol
Who is Elliot?
Karlos1234ify he's a nobody
rage mcconnell
considering Beavis and Butthead's self awareness and them even going a far as to say
"we need to evolve into dudes who score!"
instead of thinking that that they are the ultimate gentlemen and women are at fault, although they ask in the manner of proper gentlemen none the less.
I would say that they are both vastly more intelligent than Elliot.
to be honest women who rejected Elliot despite his wealth did the human race a favour by not propagating the genes of that mong
Karlos1234ify If you were in the same position as Elliot was before the massacre, you can completely relate to him and feel sympathetic to him. I won't forgive him on his acts of violence and arrogance, though, he is just doing life all wrong.
man you can really feel how frustrated he is
The moment when beavis is slightly smarter than butthead
Beavis has ALWAYS been smarter than butthead. Butthead’s dumbassery is what turned Beavis into a dumbass
WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
TheNewEmphinix All right, that’s it, num nuts.
Alright that it numnuts!
"Its just never gonna happen! Were just gonna get old like these people, but they've probably scored!!!"
Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN!!!!
It's like, this chick's a slut, and look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!
"Like this chick, she's a slut, and this guy's old, but he's probably scored a million times!"
“He’s old, but he’s probably scored a million times.”
Old man: “Oh yeah!!!”
HA!
Respect for that old timer
I LOVE that part
That man is a legend.
Spoken like a true hero
I post this in my group chat with friends every time our baseball team doesn't score past the 8th inning in a game lol
Did you guys ever score after that?
@@JamboreeBlackberry oh buddy did we ever
to this day beavis and butthead have yet to score.
I love how the old guy contently watches Beavis getting his ass kicked. Lol
Presidential speech, vote Michael Judge for President !!!!
Mike Judge for President. Make America Score again.
Top 10 inspirational American speeches
Brings a tear to my eyes seeing like a reflection of my failures. No one deserves to die a virgin not live the life of loneliness. All you in a relationship, all I ask for is to be grateful you found love in return in the dating world. Most of you will never realize how blessed you all are.
And for all those who never scored, may god be with you. Not even fictional characters deserve this hell worse than any other emotional hell on earth.
Well they approach women in a really creepy way so no wonder they never scored lol.
Sofoklesmaniac They tried their best, so give those two some credit. We all know effort means nothing, excellence means everything in this mad world we live in.
Well said, spread the word!!
Aki Adastra It's your "I am trying too hard but effort is meaningless-boohoo" attitude that is preventing you from getting laid or into a serious relationship. Have a stronger personality, get fit. And don't take it too seriously, sex is one of those things that comes by themselves when you stop making it a "priority".
Even at 25 I can't get any girl within driving distance to do anything more than a hug with me. Girls treat me like I'm ugly as sin. Only like me as a friend or avoid me. Not to mention every last girl in Texas has a boyfriend. It is another kind of hell, being a virgin or inexperienced when you didn't choose to be. Everyone else gets to hug kiss have sex etc but not me. There's lots of girls I wanna kiss but they're all rather jump into lava than do that with me.
This give anyone else the feels?
When you are 25 or more and you are still a virgin
well if beavis gave up, it means there's no faith for me...
That’s truly the greatest speech Beavis had ever did
elliot rodgers final video xD
ADTR1958 OMG That's terrible but hilarious at the same time 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The way the driver's facial expression changes when Beavis tells him to shut up makes this scene all the funnier. Then when he goes in for the kill and kicks Beavis' ass, it just makes it better.
This speech hits way too close to home😢
The frustration is real
me but my definition of "scoring" is simply being with a girl who will treat me like an actual human being
greatest speech in youtube history
Genuinely moving
The 2017 Cleveland Browns!😄😄😄
This applys to my football team...
When your sick of your ships never working out
This is Sad, I would go out with them !!! 😭
wtf ?
Glad you would go out with Beavis and butt-head you don't find them creepy lol
Would you let them score?😂
Everyone deserves to score!
It's 2019 and Beavis & Butt-Head STILL hasn't scored!!!!
ya they scored 2 months ago never heard?
@@cameronpickard7456 Only Beavis though
@@jay-whiteand it was a variant, but I say it counts.
Life of a metalhead, you wont score.
Any rock music really...
Turns out that this is a multiversal constant.
Mike Judge for President !
He's got my vote
No! I won't settle down! Not this time!
They should play this instead of O Canada at Ottawa Senators games.
It never began
this is literally me since I became a teenager
One of the most memorable and inspirational speeches in all of Cinema
Beavis is the Big Ten in basketball every March Madness.
Oscar moment
Story of my life.....and I’m 33.
Black Pill manifesto sounds dope
This can easily be applied to sports, like with the Cincinnati Reds having quite possibly the worst offensive display in playoffs history and the Dallas Stars getting blanked in Game 6 to lose the Stanley Cup Finals.
i watched the Beavis and Butthead Do America movie when I was 15 and i was so scared the 'we're never gonna score' breakdown would happen to me. i made a decision to never emulate their behavior.
Thank you beavis
This Speech is My Life In The Future LOL Great Job Beavis On a Great Speech!
Ive got autism & I'm in the same boat as them.
Ive been rejected by 20000+ girls in my life & am a virgin at 25 now. I only weigh 200 & have better hygiene than most guys, so I often get mistaken as gay. I look like a Disney prince cmp to a lot of the guys that hot girls chose over me. & since they choose narcissists & sociopaths a lot I've got a better personality than them too.
This summer 2018 I even went to Hippy Hollow 5x & none of the girls there liked me. Even the ugly women paid no attention to me.
Most people my age who are virgins are either asexual or celibate or not interested.
I'm one of the few virgins who wants to score.
I know how you feel.
Alex S Life happens.
Alex S Yep.
A severe case of blue balls and not scoring.
It's been 3 years... Have you scored yet?
@@VestinVestin all right the comment has been updated
#BringitHome #EnglandvsCroatia #WorldCup2018 "We traveled 100 miles because we thought we were going to score! But now it's not going to happen!" - Overheard in Moscow
this makes me feels bad :(
this movie is a masterpiece! )))
TFW you emotionally connect to Beavis and Butthead
Oho yeah!
This is the Incel pledge of allegiance.
You look like one
Greatest rant by Beavis
The 2020 Cincinnati Reds against the Atlanta Braves in the Wild Card Series.
I love how Butthead just watches him.
This speech is my life...
And thats why beavis is relatable
Nowwwww, their officially coming back in August 2022!
I wonder have they scored yet, dam near 20 yrs PLUS later. They better have scored by NOW.
Love Beavis & Butthead!! Today generation's will Never understand this hilarious show
Best speech ever
Your 2022 Detroit Tigers
Um um um A HUNDRED MILES!!!
"settle down, beavis." 💀
Love the swelling dramatic music. The scoring (ha) of this movie is just awesome.
My mood everyday
Legend has it Tom Brady played this speech for encouragement when the Pats were down 3-28
I can totally relate with Beavis here 🙏 Story of my life as well 😢 Failing to 'score' is 1 of 3 things that's stopping me from officially becoming an adult 💔 Worst of all, I got criticised just for saying the same as Beavis & making it part of a joint new year's resolution 😔
lol edgy
May you score in the future, my friend!
Did you ever score? 😂
0:33 the old woman face is priceless lol 😆
The Toronto Maple Leafs for the past 50 in a nutshell.
When you're the main character in a harem series 😁
When my football team went 0 and 8
As a freshman I relate Beavis 😓
My favorite part is Beavis acting like 100 miles is a lot.
Involuntary celibacy truly is a prison. Some of us should have been given a chance long ago but are sharing a prison with lots of horrible scumbags (Reddit psycho incels). Every beautiful woman has the key to open our cell but chooses to leave us here. No matter how much I try to get in shape & stuff, every woman still says no. Like a parole board that always says no. We see lots of narcissists & sociopaths scoring with girls outside, men that deserve to be locked in here.
WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
I love smart Beavis.
The New York Giants right now
When going to score becomes the only reason you live for.
Jacksonville Jaguars right here
+Cracked Dagger What Do The Jaguars Have To Do With This Video?
Poor Cincinnati Reds, they're still shellshocked from the 2013 wild card game lmao
Beavis and Butt-head will never score and they always never score.
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A future version of Beavis did score in the newest movie.
Every NY Jets fan when Aaron Rodgers got injured 😂 I hope he recovers, but this must hit harder for the fans
Pretty crazy. I bet when they animated this they had no comprehension that this speech would apply to 80% of men between 18 and 40 three decades later.
Greyhound in a nutshell
This scene would have been perfect if Beavis, so emboldened by his own words, had kicked that bus driver's @$$.
👍if you agree.
"It's over"
- Beavis
Tfw all my friends scored but me
I am going to rant this the next time a family member ask why I am single. That'll shut them up.