I'm gonna go ahead and say this for all the mommies out there. I'm so goddam relieved the glove is back. this has been a scary, uncertain, and confusing few months without it but now that it's back I can left the family back out of the basement and let them shower. Thank you Daddy Jeans for returning to proto
Toms explanation of his math skills made me realize perfectly, why he wound up in construction watching bath tubs fall on necks lol we love you in east Texas. I tell everyone about good comedy.
I hope Nadav takes a page out of the book of sueing employers and getting money for retaliation. You know Patty would have a couple cases. He could say he doesn't like the sexual and graphic nature of Tom's videos he sends directly to him. Plus the racial/religious abuse he's looking at a SI swim model sized check.
So many bangers coming from this podcast. Bert is fat, Nadav is googlin', I'm your mom, etc... Yall need to put out an album cuz these tracks are straight fire.
I always forget to turn the volume down for the intro 🤣🤣 Ain’t nothin like “WELCOME TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE!!” Blasting through my house at 12:03 in the morning 🤣
@@XbraveheartX87 I forgot to actually say…. thank you, I needed that looooonchay or lunch-ay reminder…!! Sound as fk 👍🏻 - raaahspiiiiiiizzle 🇬🇧 outty. ✌🏻
I can't wait for the day Tommy buns finally discovers the Nintendo Power glove, that shit is so retro so fire and I only know one guy that can pull it off.
Christina's next special should have "Double Pipe Classic" be her intro or closing song, and she should wear a goth outfit that breaks the Netflix budget.
I figured it out. Ymh podcast is the best because it's comedians who's staffed by actual comedy fans. That's what it is. Comedians that have staff that are actual comedy fans are the best. They have their constant validation and studio audience in house at all time so they are basically working comedy at all times which is what comedians and artists alike need.
I disagree. I still watch every week but the quality and overall feel of the show took a nosedive when they moved to their studio in LA. Guests were great and they could record whenever and not have to make a 2 month backlog of episodes. They moved to Austin and get the Joe Rogan leftovers at best. All the good guests live in LA..... the Austin Exodus lead by Daddy "Tax Haven Seeker" Rogan ruined a handful of shows.
I use to train for Amateur Strongman Events and can tell you that keg was probably upwards of 250lbs depending on what it’s filled with. A full size keg full of dry sand is usually around the 300-305lbs mark, can add water to get some extra weight in there.
Timothy and I have SIMULAR experiences with high school to college math courses, almost the exact same actually. However, I learned life is negotiable in my freshman year when I was in the same “you won’t have enough credits to be a sophomore if you don’t take this statistics course because of your horrendous math scores” well, I buddied up with Mr. Hett and at the 7 week mark we had a huge quiz, followed by the 8 week test that would determine our passing, I cheated so badly on the quiz he made me teach the material for the final test while he had heart surgery. Don’t worry, I graduated on time and he’s alive hahaha
44:48 thats literaly osha's job and the job of every employee. if someone wins a law suite its for a reason. They tell me to report saftey issues then dont do anything about it. Good for that guy, stop putting laborers in un safe conditions or be honest about our rights
my husband works on cell towers. the company is using 3 year old rope that is supposed to be replaced every 6 months max. he just quit on Friday which is when he told me. I asked him "why hasn't anyone contacted OSHA yet?" I would've called the first time I saw that! it is so dangerous. if they are pulling tower parts that weigh hundreds of pounds and that rope snaps, everyone is dead. if it snaps and takes out a support, everyone is dead. wtf?? they don't provide water for the crews which is mandatory. they have them working off the clock. it's absurd. I'd have called OSHA my first day on the job!
Yeah he didn’t actually do a crime he just reported the crimes/violations he witnessed. Still idk how tf he’s supposed to get a job after like the 3rd lawsuit but ig it’s workin for him
@@thingthing899 he just told me about it, I plan on calling. everyone quit the department last Friday so I'm sure the department has closed lol. but yes, some of the guys have audio recordings of the main boss saying the equipment was too expensive to replace, that one boss was taking hours out of their checks etc. so there will be a law suit very soon.
I actually think the professional work snitch is doing every working man a favor. He’s getting safety issues fixed and making work comfortable for everyone.
The example he gives is of his coworkers talking about who they had sex with over the weekend or making sexual jokes. This guy doesn't strike me as a philosopher so it's reasonable to assume he's mainly doing this in warehouse jobs. It's hot, loud, and miserable in a warehouse. These are just dudes trying to make the hell that is over 1/3 of their existence a little more bearable by making jokes. This guy is a legitimate plague to society. For every 1 REAL criminal case with REAL victims that suffer REAL consequences - in the court system, there are 1,000 of these types of cases. Just freeloading plague rats trying their best to let someone else pay for their existence. Some people will legitimately have to wait years to have their cases heard because the system is so flooded with these idiots. (Years that are critical for memory/evidence) He speaks about it like he's actually doing the footwork. It's not like he's popping up in court to defend himself, he's paying someone with brain cells to represent him
Same! I work 3rd shift and have 3 kids. It’s a must in the summer. I found an awesome pair on Amazon. It’s like a sleepmask and goggles had a baby. The eye pieces are like domed so your eyelashes don’t touch them.
1:33:18 Here's a Pazsitzky effect on top of a Pazsitzky effect. If Christina's head hurts while she's wearing sunglasses, she should get her sunglass frames adjusted.
I stopped following all my podcasts for a long time due to personal stuff lack of time...omg I'm loving YMH again. Just wanted to know when did they start having the guys laughing in the background thing? It's reminding me of Howard Stern and Andrew Dice Clay. They both had a guy who laughed really hard in the background when somebody said something funny
omg the doctors office!!!!!!!!! as a sick kid, who always breaks their bones.... My mom came and took lots of supplies, I never paid for bandages and she look in every space...omg so embarrass and I will be in trouble.
I'm the type of person who goes to the gas station and I only want to spend $40. I'll grab a Red Bull and a granola bar, the cashier will say $4.63, and I'll immediately ask for $35.37 in gas on pump #7. Not a very useful skill but it makes keeping track of my purchases in my checking register super easy. The little old lady down at the gas station loves when I come in, do that, and it puts a smile on her face so I always go there to get gas and see her.
After listening into the rest of the podcast I now believe I might've been wrong about the gloves reason for being on at all times. Simple mistake we've all been there
Honestly my husband’s situation helped him stay in the game early on! I had to spend some time on him to form the relationship we have now, but for me he has the perfect set up, and figured out how to make me finish in four finger strokes so yes I think it helps. If wet didn’t have a strong sexual bond we would have been done a long time ago!
I saw the glove in the thumbnail and thought it was an old pod so I skipped it. When I went looking for this week's episode I was baffled to see the glove was the new episode. WELCOME Back GLOVE
She is lookin kinda rough these days tho... I wonder why she insists on the blonde hair bright red lip thing... I think maybe brown hair might help her out a lot.
Watching Christina try and mime the lyrics to the intro songs and dance like a boomer fills me with so much rage. It's beyond explanation how much I hate it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say this for all the mommies out there. I'm so goddam relieved the glove is back. this has been a scary, uncertain, and confusing few months without it but now that it's back I can left the family back out of the basement and let them shower. Thank you Daddy Jeans for returning to proto
I am moving back to America now. I feel it is safe to do so. The glove is back! ✊
Man, are you boring! The glove has more personality than you and Tom put together
what a weight off our minds
idk why you guys think it's so funny
@@blaketankersley2449 careful or ur gonna get the glove dawg
Toms explanation of his math skills made me realize perfectly, why he wound up in construction watching bath tubs fall on necks lol we love you in east Texas. I tell everyone about good comedy.
guy: *explains how to sue employers for harassments*
YMH staff: *takes notes*
Nadav: "I'll put you in prison brother!"
Lol the silence from the booth was hilarious.
I got nadavs back tho… don’t talk shit won’t be no shit
Hot Sauce is the best.
Funny, however Nedav needs to be sued for sucking at everything....all the time.....
20:33, "you should be doing at least one scary thing each day" is actually good advice.
I always commend YMH for hiring an R worded person like Nadav. I'm pretty sure Nadav's family really appreciate it
They actually get a pretty solid tax credit
You mean hard J?
I hope Nadav takes a page out of the book of sueing employers and getting money for retaliation. You know Patty would have a couple cases. He could say he doesn't like the sexual and graphic nature of Tom's videos he sends directly to him. Plus the racial/religious abuse he's looking at a SI swim model sized check.
U mean a tictoc?
@@aaronstone6502 we can call him an RJ
Whoever Dug up that FedSmoker Video is the man. What a pure pure piece of gold.
Tom saying "this is why we need to hit kids" to immediately the SimplySafe "keep your whole family safe" 🤣🤣🤣
Simply safe didn’t respond to the threats from my parents
I think Tom should do a mini series of him trying to pass Algebra 1 to prove that he's not tocked. Maybe get Burnt Chrysler to do it too.
Nadav would be a great addition to Love on the Spectrum
Dude!!
A new fedsmoker video is the best birthday present
“Tom, are you listening? “ should be a new shirt
Love how the whole squad is always vibing to the intro song
Tom better make Netflix pay more for his glove than Christina’s fit for his special
That would be the ultimate flex
a replica Thanos Gauntlet
lol they are about to go Tina’s step dad chapter 7, 8, and 9
Netflix can't afford that.
Imagine Tom rockin Diamond embedded gloves from Tiffany & Co, priced at $75,000 for the pair or some shit.
Fedsmoker HECK videos make me so happy 😁 it’s the reason I wait every week for YMH episodes
The burnt Chrysler is fat song is so god damn funny 🤣
Such a classic.
So many bangers coming from this podcast. Bert is fat, Nadav is googlin', I'm your mom, etc... Yall need to put out an album cuz these tracks are straight fire.
Oh shit the glove is back. Gonna touch everyone’s cameras through even electrified fences with that bad boy
Just wanted to say I appreciate your name 😆 the amount of times I got auto corrected to “pesky blinders”
By order of the pesky fookin blindas
Tom as FedSmoker in a "based on a true story" comedy film would be bomb.
A drama
Tina not rocking the bangs anymore. I see she also didn't get the "door knocker" nose ring.
It's like she doesn't even love Tim
She still has the dead eyes, so that’s something
I always forget to turn the volume down for the intro 🤣🤣
Ain’t nothin like “WELCOME TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE!!” Blasting through my house at 12:03 in the morning 🤣
It’s a beautiful day to touch some cameras through some fences
What
🤣🤣🤣
better make my LUNCH-AY through the fence while youre at it
@@XbraveheartX87 uno luuuuuunchayyy 🤪 🤣 😂
@@XbraveheartX87 I forgot to actually say…. thank you, I needed that looooonchay or lunch-ay reminder…!! Sound as fk 👍🏻 - raaahspiiiiiiizzle 🇬🇧 outty. ✌🏻
Tom is the Number One Gloved comic in the game! You know he stays ready in the tuck with a spare glove.
All love to “The Glove”
The glove comic is back, my Jean's just got tighter. Just remember to follow proto buddy or you may end up dead
Wow the glove is back, this is the best birthday present I could have asked for
Follow proto, or you get the glove.
Gotta get 'er going, buddy!
man yall are sad af
@@georger5558
差不多
Happy to see the meows back from Christina. Big fan. The chihuahua growls were a nice touch as well.
How can you like it. So annoying.
Oh looks it's the one of the five actual Christina fans that watch YMH.
I was having a bad morning then I saw Tom has his glove back and all is right in the world! 🌎
I hope we never stop getting these clips of Conald
Hurk giving from beyond the grave. RIP
At the end of the full orangutan video, the man gets away when the orangutan is perfectly lined up to bite his toes.
40:19 I love when Tom sets up a segment and Christina contributes with something that has nothing to do with what he just said 😂
“listen you gotta hit your kids” transition “here at your moms house we believe home should be the safest place on earth for every family”
I appreciate Enny's occasional high effort switching during the tune segment. Great work fun times
Yeah.. we all are gonna need a 10 hour loop of that opening song.
Tom would be way more like Joey Diaz if just his mom raised him 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO completely unhinged
Who is CACKLING AND HOWLING in the background?! ... So hilarious 😆
I can't wait for the day Tommy buns finally discovers the Nintendo Power glove, that shit is so retro so fire and I only know one guy that can pull it off.
Aww the nostalgia back then of thinking technology was really going places 🤘
We need an app or something where we can play all of Tommy’s sound bites in our real life. They are needed in certain “situations”
Yeah or at least release a sample pack
I turn into a telescope every week! Shout out to everyone out there doing they thing and stuff like that.
The power of the glove is the power of healing. Touch Garth through the fence, Tom.
I love watching Tom cringe at Christina, he's definitely one of the most self aware of his comedian friends
And the last self aware? I think it rhymes with "Kert Kiescher"
@@evanarthurhalladay3294 or Joe Rogan
New wife incoming, 2 years max
@@user-ue4he3li8b 😂
@@evanarthurhalladay3294 it really is both ends of the spectrum when tim and Bart sit across from eachother
That fed smoker video omfg was the cherry on top *chefs kiss*
We need a 2 bears episode of Tom and Capital J
Honestly, a Nadav episode would be pretty dope!
Yeah make nadav watch how good zolo is at googling
That would be hilarious to have Zolo just pulling shit up left and right while Paddy sits in as guest
Where My Moms at is great because of how vocal the booth boys are. I concur a 2B1C with Nadav or Enny would be epic. They are both so funny and fun.
Christina's next special should have "Double Pipe Classic" be her intro or closing song, and she should wear a goth outfit that breaks the Netflix budget.
I need a Potter intro one of these days, please mommies!!
They're absolutely right. Successful ppl don't tell themselves they're perfect as they are. They tell themselves there's always more to improve.
I figured it out. Ymh podcast is the best because it's comedians who's staffed by actual comedy fans. That's what it is.
Comedians that have staff that are actual comedy fans are the best. They have their constant validation and studio audience in house at all time so they are basically working comedy at all times which is what comedians and artists alike need.
Facts
I disagree. I still watch every week but the quality and overall feel of the show took a nosedive when they moved to their studio in LA. Guests were great and they could record whenever and not have to make a 2 month backlog of episodes. They moved to Austin and get the Joe Rogan leftovers at best. All the good guests live in LA..... the Austin Exodus lead by Daddy "Tax Haven Seeker" Rogan ruined a handful of shows.
Tim Dillon and his producer is another good example. If Ben wasn't there idk if Tim would have blown up as much as he has.
That opening song is my favorite YMH song...I remember when they first played it 6yrs ago...it SO hard to find on RUclips now
I think Tom should explain movies more often. That Wall E explanation was on point
I use to train for Amateur Strongman Events and can tell you that keg was probably upwards of 250lbs depending on what it’s filled with. A full size keg full of dry sand is usually around the 300-305lbs mark, can add water to get some extra weight in there.
Yea I didn’t think homie would fold like that from 140lbs
Do none of the booth boys need ear protection from Nadav? Honest question, I see Enny without headphones & he’s in dangerous proximity to that laugh.
Ikr. Imagine taking Nadav to a movie theater?? 😅
@@savannahthomas depends on the movie...
Seriously contemplating contemplating suing my workplace now.
I die waiting for this each week thank God for the both of you.
The dude in the video talking about suing his employer is a legendary troll. He passes people off all the time
1:10:34 was the best charles laughing drop I've ever heard timing was everything 😂😂😂
I just watched it again, he was screaming because it was biting his knee 😬😬
Uhh hundred percent perfect timing! 🤣
29:00 this arch is so fucking funny, after years of Tom always dropping memories of smashing road beave and tormenting Christina 🤣🤣
Timothy and I have SIMULAR experiences with high school to college math courses, almost the exact same actually. However, I learned life is negotiable in my freshman year when I was in the same “you won’t have enough credits to be a sophomore if you don’t take this statistics course because of your horrendous math scores” well, I buddied up with Mr. Hett and at the 7 week mark we had a huge quiz, followed by the 8 week test that would determine our passing, I cheated so badly on the quiz he made me teach the material for the final test while he had heart surgery. Don’t worry, I graduated on time and he’s alive hahaha
Lol!!! “That’s why I’m successful guys!”
You are successful because you married Tom Segura
44:48 thats literaly osha's job and the job of every employee. if someone wins a law suite its for a reason. They tell me to report saftey issues then dont do anything about it. Good for that guy, stop putting laborers in un safe conditions or be honest about our rights
my husband works on cell towers. the company is using 3 year old rope that is supposed to be replaced every 6 months max. he just quit on Friday which is when he told me. I asked him "why hasn't anyone contacted OSHA yet?" I would've called the first time I saw that! it is so dangerous. if they are pulling tower parts that weigh hundreds of pounds and that rope snaps, everyone is dead. if it snaps and takes out a support, everyone is dead. wtf?? they don't provide water for the crews which is mandatory. they have them working off the clock. it's absurd. I'd have called OSHA my first day on the job!
@@Lizzypoohxo sounds like you missed out on an easy pay day
@@Lizzypoohxo you absolutely can and should still report that...
Yeah he didn’t actually do a crime he just reported the crimes/violations he witnessed. Still idk how tf he’s supposed to get a job after like the 3rd lawsuit but ig it’s workin for him
@@thingthing899 he just told me about it, I plan on calling. everyone quit the department last Friday so I'm sure the department has closed lol. but yes, some of the guys have audio recordings of the main boss saying the equipment was too expensive to replace, that one boss was taking hours out of their checks etc. so there will be a law suit very soon.
Wow, the understanding of depression, addictive behavior, and empathy for others is just off the charts with these two.
I actually think the professional work snitch is doing every working man a favor. He’s getting safety issues fixed and making work comfortable for everyone.
Nah my aunt is one of those people and they only go after big company’s that don’t care and everything goes back once you leave
Unionize your workplace!
The example he gives is of his coworkers talking about who they had sex with over the weekend or making sexual jokes. This guy doesn't strike me as a philosopher so it's reasonable to assume he's mainly doing this in warehouse jobs. It's hot, loud, and miserable in a warehouse. These are just dudes trying to make the hell that is over 1/3 of their existence a little more bearable by making jokes.
This guy is a legitimate plague to society. For every 1 REAL criminal case with REAL victims that suffer REAL consequences - in the court system, there are 1,000 of these types of cases. Just freeloading plague rats trying their best to let someone else pay for their existence. Some people will legitimately have to wait years to have their cases heard because the system is so flooded with these idiots. (Years that are critical for memory/evidence)
He speaks about it like he's actually doing the footwork. It's not like he's popping up in court to defend himself, he's paying someone with brain cells to represent him
Yeah he's real concerned about others, true mark of a cool guy
That's Charleston White. He's a real cool guy. Look him up.
Yess!!! Any episode without a TikTok segment is a fantastic episode :D
“I did good in English” - Mommy P
Once I began sleeping with a sleep mask I haven't been able to sleep without one. I'm like a friggin' bird now. Mask and ear plugs are a must now.
Same but instead of ear plugs i have my headphones listening to a podcast I’ve listened to a million times before
Same! I work 3rd shift and have 3 kids. It’s a must in the summer. I found an awesome pair on Amazon. It’s like a sleepmask and goggles had a baby. The eye pieces are like domed so your eyelashes don’t touch them.
Turned 23 yesterday and had to stop by and buy your book. Can’t wait to read it through the fence
read it through the fence :D
Happy birthday bro I turned 26 yesterday
@@FenderMaser Happy birthday 🥳
Bro you could have bought it when you were 22 - there's no age restriction
happy birthday Jeans!
Love the old school mommies. Bringing back the inside jokes
You're gonna be a silent K once Tom is done with you.
1:33:18 Here's a Pazsitzky effect on top of a Pazsitzky effect. If Christina's head hurts while she's wearing sunglasses, she should get her sunglass frames adjusted.
It's probably swelling from all the wine.
Good lord Christina's wearing so much makeup it's formed a luminescent shield🌞🛡
She’s also not funny sorry not sorry
Be nice.
@@alexandermcclain5561 I’m honest darling
RIP Herc, the gift that keeps on giving.
There were no loud fireworks on the fourth. It was all Charo farting.
Christina is so r worded it's impairing my ability to enjoy Tom
Yup
Nadav*
The return of Tom "The Glove" Segura has been long overdue
I stopped following all my podcasts for a long time due to personal stuff lack of time...omg I'm loving YMH again.
Just wanted to know when did they start having the guys laughing in the background thing? It's reminding me of Howard Stern and Andrew Dice Clay. They both had a guy who laughed really hard in the background when somebody said something funny
I think "sue a company" dude is a hero.
“Am I not a woman” lmsoooo “there’s no rumors about me” is classssssic!
I turned into a telescope once I saw Tim’s glove is back!
omg the doctors office!!!!!!!!! as a sick kid, who always breaks their bones.... My mom came and took lots of supplies, I never paid for bandages and she look in every space...omg so embarrass and I will be in trouble.
I shadow dance… with my hands 🙌
YEEEESSS THE GLOVE!!!! LITERALLY SCREAMED YEEEES AS SOON AS HE PULLED IT OUT
Happy Jeansday!
This is the only podcast where I don't mind letting the ads play out while I feather it. Keep those ads high and tight
Ahh I bet Tom plays alone with that glove every chance he gets.
THE OPENING SONG IS THE BEST!!!!! OMG. We have GOT to start playing this at the Goth Clubs!!
Everyone’s jeans just got a little higher and tighter now that the gloveeee is back.
that fedsmoker video was a true blessing
I just got Tommy's book. It's amazing!!! Highly recommend you read it, or just touch it's camera through the fence.
I bought the handbook and its currently on it's way to Denmark. Can't wait to read his thoughts
The Era of fantastic opening scenes 👏
Big Jay somewhere out there punching the air with his fingerless gloves
I'm the type of person who goes to the gas station and I only want to spend $40. I'll grab a Red Bull and a granola bar, the cashier will say $4.63, and I'll immediately ask for $35.37 in gas on pump #7. Not a very useful skill but it makes keeping track of my purchases in my checking register super easy. The little old lady down at the gas station loves when I come in, do that, and it puts a smile on her face so I always go there to get gas and see her.
The Glove is back means only thing... PROSTATE EXAMS ON THE POD IS BACK BABY!!!
After listening into the rest of the podcast I now believe I might've been wrong about the gloves reason for being on at all times. Simple mistake we've all been there
When Christina says meow during the intro I want to give her the glove.
meow meow MEOW MEOWWW
8:18 *Christina* : native, what was ur favorite subject in school.
*Me in my head* : _please say "pee eee"_
Honestly my husband’s situation helped him stay in the game early on! I had to spend some time on him to form the relationship we have now, but for me he has the perfect set up, and figured out how to make me finish in four finger strokes so yes I think it helps. If wet didn’t have a strong sexual bond we would have been done a long time ago!
Facts
I love this. Loving every minute. You can see the slight jealousy playing out and it's hilarious.
YES! Cole is the fucking man! Get him on JRE!!!
I saw the glove in the thumbnail and thought it was an old pod so I skipped it. When I went looking for this week's episode I was baffled to see the glove was the new episode. WELCOME Back GLOVE
Tom is the luckiest man anywhere. He has a beautiful, funny, loving wife.
She is lookin kinda rough these days tho... I wonder why she insists on the blonde hair bright red lip thing... I think maybe brown hair might help her out a lot.
with big purple sloppers and a love for BDE
Yall got me dancing on the treadmill to that Bert is fat song.
The subreddit has turned on you guys
I've stayed way longer than I should have for a Happenin' Hoo-Ha. I get it.
Watching Christina try and mime the lyrics to the intro songs and dance like a boomer fills me with so much rage. It's beyond explanation how much I hate it.
I personally love the opening song dance. Sheesh, kids these days…
My brother in christ
You can count on that!! Best Tina joke ever!!!!