Shocked and saddened that Professor Cleese failed to highlight the gene discovered by Dr. Eugene Jean that explains your proclivity to enjoy Bowie's "Jean Jeannie."
Correction: while it's true that quantum physics once disproved the notion that everything can be explained mechanically, recent innovations in both genetic and social engineering have since reestablished the consensus that everything in the universe not only can, but must be so explainable, which ironically makes the gene that causes us to forget this previously assumed fact seemingly redundant, although in reality (assuming that such a thing exists) the gene is still relevant, because plenty of people aren't aware of what quantum physics is to begin with.
So that’s why fish, after eating dinner, made mostly of drowned fisher people, always eat coconut ice cream! I had suspected a deterministic explanation but was afraid of the punch to the head.
john, video quality is quite important over here, I mean pixels. The content is excellent keep it up with the great work, with a better production you can be the next big thing in youtube. cheers.
I dont think they would qualify as new, I think i saw them on the Michael Palin channel a while back, however is irrelevant, i think it was released as a podcast, the whole thing is genious though, love him, just finished off harrassing him with a couple of comments... hope he sees them...
For all those in the comments who obviously didn't really get the joke or thought it wasn't funny at all, do yourself a favour and look up 'performative contradiction'.
Professor-General Cleese at his best. Incidentally, Professsor-General is his new title, overseeing all academics and universities, keeping them in line by ridiculing their pretensions.
I thank the Universe for the John Cleese version of reality. Much, much more palatable than the lousy fars that gets served up under the guise of " human knowledge".
I have a gene for not wondering how many fundies, across religions, having their undies in a twist right now.. It's next to the one that is called a.sense of humour
I know, right? Someone check if this gene evolved into its current state over the last 30 years, like nylon-eating bacteria did. Since after Raising Arizona, I'm guessing.
Yes, such as the Left Behind movie, made by people in whom the gene that makes you believe in God is directly and strongly connected to the gene that makes you believe that anything becomes of superior quality the moment you include God in it.
You will know that a person has a deep insecurity about their religion when they have a:Our way is the only way GOD MODEL. That's a learned behavior,not a genetic one.
John Cleese has a gene that makes him say funny things.
Luckily it's tied to the mouth gene.
And the genes for funny bones
Not necessarily.
Pure, unadulterated genius! John Cleese is absolutely brilliant!
Thank goodness for simple, scientific explanations!!!
Right on. Excellent. Go Mr. Cleese !!!
I always wondered why I felt the need to eat coconut ice cream after a fish dinner. Thank you, Dr. Cleese! :0)
John's a treasure. (John - you're a treasure. Thanks for the half century of great times. Cheers)
He never fails to amuse, just wish he could wake the sleeping dead to our world of political madness.
I was obviously born with the gene that makes me think John Cleese is my favorite Python and one of the all time greats!
Me too. Also a raging fan of Michael Palin and Eric Idle.
Shocked and saddened that Professor Cleese failed to highlight the gene discovered by Dr. Eugene Jean that explains your proclivity to enjoy Bowie's "Jean Jeannie."
I think you meant Dr. Eugene the Jeep.
Lol
Wish he had done that, I love that song
Pointed Stick People, Pointed Stick...or was that a Raspberry? Pheww...Ahh, I smell therefore I Am (huge Smile)!
I'm glad I have the gene that makes me watch your videos
John Cleese - keeping us ALL humble with humour!
john cleese you're an awesome actor and and awesome bloke and you're doing fantasticly keep up the good work.
God created John Cleese for His own entertainment.
And ours, thank God.
I bought a new pair today.. I had no idea there was so much to these Levis. On sale too, so.. I guess they're the jeans that make me feel smug.
This is the best RUclips comment I've seen! Until the next one, that is...
my favorite all time video .... BRILLIANT and HILARIOUS... love your genius Cleese
I'd love to see Cleese and Dawkins read "love letters" together.
Thank you, I needed that.
I love you man !!!
I love him.
Good skit John! Thx for posting it.
Priceless.
Love Cleese & this is spectacular
Thank you...I needed that
The clarity where each gene is located is just spectacular!
Fantastic!!!
_Thank you, I needed that_ 😂
Thank you, I needed that!
Zigactly
Brilliant. Thank you for this very important information.
Best one yet.
Mad Genius
Correction: while it's true that quantum physics once disproved the notion that everything can be explained mechanically, recent innovations in both genetic and social engineering have since reestablished the consensus that everything in the universe not only can, but must be so explainable, which ironically makes the gene that causes us to forget this previously assumed fact seemingly redundant, although in reality (assuming that such a thing exists) the gene is still relevant, because plenty of people aren't aware of what quantum physics is to begin with.
Feels like nothing's changed.
Fascinating!!😅😊
Brilliant.
That script is genius. It fits right into a psychology class...
The man has subtlety ! Truth and humour . He.s rich !!
So that’s why fish, after eating dinner, made mostly of drowned fisher people, always eat coconut ice cream! I had suspected a deterministic explanation but was afraid of the punch to the head.
so clever and so good.
Respect...Squirrel!
G R E A T, thanks! 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
john, video quality is quite important over here, I mean pixels. The content is excellent keep it up with the great work, with a better production you can be the next big thing in youtube.
cheers.
With more hints like these this guy could be a successful comedian one day.
Yes, now I understand it
Brilliant
Brilliant!
We may not have the same jeans, but I'm a god, and I put mine on one leg at a time just like you.
Great sketch. JC and the MP troupe past and present could coronate the King more meaningfully than the Arch Bishop.
❤❤❤
i wanna a new age of python
When I was thirteen he was funny and relevant
Makes us eat Coconut Ice-cream after a Fish dinner... lol
The nutty profesor😂, beutiful
Where is the King of comedy gene....love this stuff treading where angels fear to tread....stomp on Bro...stomp on
Now , where did I leave my Jeans 👖
A.T.G.C. All. These. Genetic. Codes. Came to me in a lecture and is now in textbooks.
I read it as ACT of G
@@DavidLoveMore very apt if it worked
He may be speaking more truthfully than he thinks . . . .
Humour is a great way of transmitting truth.
Hydrogen, a colorless, odorless gas, which, if given enough time, turns into people
I must be missing a gene. I've never seen any of Nicolas Cage movies.
Well that's cleared up then...
2:03 ... Game over, fade out
June 6, 2020 - mankind not mechanical like that .... yet
OMG thank you for this
Are these old or new? I honestly can't tell because of the camera quality....
I dont think they would qualify as new, I think i saw them on the Michael Palin channel a while back, however is irrelevant, i think it was released as a podcast, the whole thing is genious though, love him, just finished off harrassing him with a couple of comments... hope he sees them...
Please, suh.. where's the gene that uploads videos in HD?
1:52 Connor McGregor hits the Heat mascot.
He's actually correct.
Funny that.
haha love this :)
owned :)
For all those in the comments who obviously didn't really get the joke or thought it wasn't funny at all, do yourself a favour and look up 'performative contradiction'.
And now for something completely different...
When was this originally published? Is this Pre- or Post-Dawkins?
Thank you...😂😂
Professor-General Cleese at his best. Incidentally, Professsor-General is his new title, overseeing all academics and universities, keeping them in line by ridiculing their pretensions.
😅....Ive missed this.
Basil pretty aged, guess he’ll be able to solve that god thing soon
I've grown to be a better person from Cleese and Python. Happier too.
And I thought Nicholas Cage himself was a gene. I guess I'm wrong then wasn't I.
Meaning in the Universe...Ah! 😂😂😂 Do tell me another joke 😂😂😂
I am still baffled
this is genius
i have a gene genie
I thank the Universe for the John Cleese version of reality. Much, much more palatable than the lousy fars that gets served up under the guise of " human knowledge".
just found this,i would like John Cleese and Sam Harris to have a chat ?
What about the gene that makes people angry when you poke fun at their pretend gods?
What are these green screen sketches from?
🤣🤣👍
thank you for joining our little scheme, of marching up and down RUclips square.
I have a gene for not wondering how many fundies, across religions, having their undies in a twist right now..
It's next to the one that is called a.sense of humour
How can God, that seemingly doesn't exist, create such angry people? The other animals don't fight about it.
Who says watching RUclips doesn't educate you?
You really do need to get a HD camera though.
Fund-a-mental g-g-g-g-g-g-patient 😄
Nick Cage movie watching gene?😂
One punch too manyyy 😅
Stick to The Parrot Sketch, Cleese...
What about gene Hackman ?
Nicolas Cage is still allowed to appear in movies?!
I know, right? Someone check if this gene evolved into its current state over the last 30 years, like nylon-eating bacteria did. Since after Raising Arizona, I'm guessing.
Yes, such as the Left Behind movie, made by people in whom the gene that makes you believe in God is directly and strongly connected to the gene that makes you believe that anything becomes of superior quality the moment you include God in it.
A scathing commentary on reductionist science.
Hey Grampa
Whatever the Universe holds, we're all still family.
You will know that a person has a deep insecurity about their religion when they have a:Our way is the only way GOD MODEL.
That's a learned behavior,not a genetic one.
😂ty