He has to narrate what’s going on if it’s something with no words like this for those listening solely through headphones like how podcast were listened too before RUclips podcast videos blew up
Joe did exactly what you're supposed to do when you find you've gotten a bit too "up close and personal" with someone. Namely, you back off and give the offended person as mushroom as possible.
Well I eat Portobello mushrooms very frequently and I noticed that they do cause me almost insta diarrhea if not cooked very very well. That happens when cooking them on a frying pan, lets say salted with chicken. In the oven at 200c they cause me no problems... After this I'll stop eating this mushrooms altogether...
This should have 1k likes. Edit 5k likes later, ahhh there we go. Edit 10k likes that's what I'm talking about haha. Edit, there we go 15k likes, I thought that was pretty f n funny.
portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made in to hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans. Hence - an "explosive" area of conversation.
@@badabing2302 My guess is if someone does actually go ahead and make an explosive somehow out of it - then he doesn't want to be the source of that information.
it doesn’t put his life in danger, this fool is a washed up old man that has absolutely no meaning to the earth, he’s a “pick me” girl and just wants to be relevant and all eyes on him.
reason 1: Researchers at the University of California, Riverside (UC Riverside) have created a new lithium-ion battery anode using portobello mushrooms. The mushrooms are inexpensive, environmentally friendly, and easy to produce. 2: A 2021 study found that eating more mushrooms decreased the risk of cancer, especially breast cancer. The study found that eating 18 grams of mushrooms daily decreased cancer risk by 45 percent. 3: Eating mushrooms may have protective effects on the brains of older adults and may reduce the risk of mild cognitive impairment (MCI). 4 Portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made into hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans.
So..... Eating 18g a day (an insane amount) will cut your risk in half, but u can isolate a compound that WILL give u mutagenic camcer? How can that even be? Talk bout a paradoxical oxymoron IN MY OPINION, based on what YOU SAY & what HE said, im almost positive its the "explosive" part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not true. They contain agaritine which can be made into hydrazine. They need to remove the glutamyl group before it becomes the substance used in explosives and rocket fuel. This guys not in danger by revealing this, though. You could easily research it in textbooks and online scholarly sources.
Food companies started pushing vegetables on people long before we had the scientific means to actually test the chemical compounds present in these plants. Many of the vegetables we consume today are full of poisons and toxic ingredients and known carcinogens. Many chemicals which are even banned in some countries are naturally found in things we consume everyday such as kale, potatoes, mushrooms, broccoli, pretty much every single plant we consume is toxic for us by some degree.
Wife: it's 2am where have you been Me: "This is an explosive area of conversation and it puts my life in danger, so I reserve the right not to answer your question"
True !!! People are Curious and will do Research! Learning on their Own. Which is Healthy for the Brain. People already have to Research everything Media Reports, or know what the Media says is exactly the opposite..
@@gsharp2247Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more adverb in a strange or amusing way. "you do talk funnily" used to admit that a situation or fact is surprising or curious. "funnily enough, I was starting to like the idea"
The mob runs Portabella production, hurting their margins as the most respected mycological voice in the field would be a deadly thing to be quoted doing, and likely be read back verbatim before he became fertilizer for Portabellas on some farm somewhere. They love poetic shit like that.
Not really. What he's hinting at is not hidden knowledge. They contain high amounts agaritine which can be made into hydrazine by removing the glutamyl group. Simple chemistry turns it into hydrazine which is used in explosives and rocket fuel. Oooooo now my life is in danger lol He just wants attention and is like the kids in school that exacerbate things for drama. Also agaritine is cancerous.
Has Anyone seen that Nicholas Cage movie called "Pig" it Shows how Weird these Truffle Guys are! The premise..he uses a pig to find truffles, and the repercussion that follows..
I've been cooking and baking for over 30 years portobello mushrooms I think your guess has been sampling some other fungus besides the portobello mushrooms you might consider interviewing them before you put them on your show😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉
People are clowning this guy. But he owns multiple companies and is extremely smart. Portobello producers are a niche business that is massive. You know how they are in every grocery store ? He was sued for producing medicine from portobellos, which is a big no-no. Like lays and their potatoes
@@enriquescott2983 that guy is alot more accomplished than you are thinking you know something. This is an... What did he say... He wasn't being paranoid at all.
*_"Excuse me sir where is the restroom?"_* *_"This is an explosive, uh...h, area of conversation and it puts my life in danger so I, I reserve the right not to answer your question."_*
@Jaybird It’s like that dude who figured out how to invent a car that runs on water, he was poisoned, and later on someone broke into his home and destroyed the car. The oil industry is far too powerful.
He asked for negative benefits, not positive, so I don't think billion dollar industries would care. Okay, I think OP meant billion dollar psilocybin industries, they don’t exist so I thought he meant the pharma industry, hence why I said “they wouldn’t care”, if anything they’d benefit.
@@Entroxity “so this is legitimately an atomic area of conversation. My life is at risk speaking on this topic. I’m denying any answers. I don’t know.”
He can’t be in the same room as a mushroom but if says he can’t be in a room with a mushroom do you think some jack ass is going to try and prove him wrong yeah probably or he really ha some bad mushrooms and he is tripping. But he can’t say that he had some mushrooms because!!!!? Wait a minute did I have some mushrooms
I’m about to kill this dad joke thread…….so I hear the Fun-Guy has a girlfriend, like him they say she’s a fun-gal….i hear their friend group is mushrooming, they have this one fawn friend Garry but they all call him fun-gus…..but there was this one in morel guy who was kinda too much street for them and they had to decompose that friendship’s growth, guy went by Al-Gae. Guess he moss of been a real infection. Although I heard it’s because the fun-guy is into smut and Al-Gae just loves his job and does whatever the workers at the cereal mill-dew………aaaaannnnndddddd it’s dead lmao
See that’s the problem, you don’t even know what they’re talking about.. do some research on why he said that and maybe that’ll change you mind bud. I’ll give you 3 words “ portobello mushroom and cancer” do your research.
The chemical in portobello mushrooms named "Agaratine" can be converted to hydrazine the shit that makes rocket fuel or explosives. Hence why he said "this is an explosive topic"
Whoa, whoa! Wait, I'm a way too busy middle-class American with a very little chemistry background, da fuck? Any links I can quickly read while taking a shit? BTW, that's "TM" coined by yours truly... LMFAO
nobody needs to be dealing with hydrazine, the hollywood movies downplay the destructiveness of a single interaction with a spark around any amount of hydrazine. 0-700*C in an instant you'd vaporize
These mushrooms contain goitrogens, compounds that can interfere with the proper functioning of the thyroid gland. While the levels of goitrogens in portobello mushrooms are relatively low, individuals with existing thyroid conditions should exercise caution and monitor their consumption.
Nah he's just infected with fungus and is nothing more than a host doing the fungal deeds the fungi need done, spilling the beans on one mushroom would put the rest at risk
JRE #1035, 1h44m - Paul Stamets
Did you end up with an answer ? I'm actually fascinated
He's a weirdo joe
Can we set a Tardigrade loose on some people? 😂
Thanks for time stamping and letting everyone know the podcast number. This helps tremendously.
Thank you
"He's looking at me silently. I will respectfully move on" such a class response.
Legal jargon some call it..
I had to write that one down.
Y’all know it’s illegal to dick ride w out a license right ?🤣
He has to narrate what’s going on if it’s something with no words like this for those listening solely through headphones like how podcast were listened too before RUclips podcast videos blew up
He’s definitely a pedo
He's being silenced by Big-Fungus.
big chungus
🍄 👀
😭
Big-fungus amongus
I laughed went to next video , laugh again thinking about this ans had to come back and comment lol thank you
Joe did exactly what you're supposed to do when you find you've gotten a bit too "up close and personal" with someone. Namely, you back off and give the offended person as mushroom as possible.
😂that was good. Nicely done.
😂
👏
😐
😂
Imagine responding like this when your teachers asks “why did you not do your homework?” 😂😂😂
Great comment.
Dammit if only I had the Joe Rogan interviews when I was at school!
Haha thansk. My first viral comment! Woot
@@Liftedtrucks909that was a great comment ! You made me laugh so much !! 🤣
@@peachpotter haha glad
bro he just escaped Jumanji give the man a break he's paranoid.
LOL
I see top comment status in your future
Lol i didnt expect that) He knows that hunter nearby )
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 noooo you didn't😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
"Do you ever get diarrhea?"
"That's an explosive area of conversation."
It puts everyone's life who is in this room in danger
Omg yall are wild 😂
Best comment 😂
This guy doesn't shit, he shiitakes.
Well I eat Portobello mushrooms very frequently and I noticed that they do cause me almost insta diarrhea if not cooked very very well. That happens when cooking them on a frying pan, lets say salted with chicken. In the oven at 200c they cause me no problems... After this I'll stop eating this mushrooms altogether...
Him after the cameras were off: “I’m just allergic bro”
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooooooo
😂lol
It’s an “explosive” converstaion. A conversation about explosives. He reserves the right not to put his life in danger
😂😂😂
I like the respect Joe shows when necessary but also calls BS when necessary.
Didn't call bs for this nutjob
Joe is full of bs.
If he mentioned them again he would have been in deep shitake.
This should have 1k likes. Edit 5k likes later, ahhh there we go. Edit 10k likes that's what I'm talking about haha. Edit, there we go 15k likes, I thought that was pretty f n funny.
Hilarious
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You got as a hard laugh out of me
🤝
portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made in to hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans.
Hence - an "explosive" area of conversation.
Thank you for this reply I was hoping someone would break it down 😂
Ty for explaining. I was quite perplexed by thus dudes response lol 👍🏻
Thank you
What u say is true but how is it so dangerous for him to even talk about it ?
@@badabing2302 My guess is if someone does actually go ahead and make an explosive somehow out of it - then he doesn't want to be the source of that information.
sniper 2 blocks away breathes a sigh of relief, and unchambers his round
Yeahh you already know he says explosive to describe it 😂😂😂😂
😂
it doesn’t put his life in danger, this fool is a washed up old man that has absolutely no meaning to the earth, he’s a “pick me” girl and just wants to be relevant and all eyes on him.
Chitin
I can't stand y'all 😂
reason 1: Researchers at the University of California, Riverside (UC Riverside) have created a new lithium-ion battery anode using portobello mushrooms. The mushrooms are inexpensive, environmentally friendly, and easy to produce.
2: A 2021 study found that eating more mushrooms decreased the risk of cancer, especially breast cancer. The study found that eating 18 grams of mushrooms daily decreased cancer risk by 45 percent.
3: Eating mushrooms may have protective effects on the brains of older adults and may reduce the risk of mild cognitive impairment (MCI).
4 Portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made into hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans.
How are mushrooms a cure for cancer and also a cause for cancer? 🤔
@@chelseabarker2250 4th point is about specifically Portobello mushrooms, the other point are about others species of mushrooms
@@florianchabaud8548 okay thanks for clearing that up! Either way, I can't stand to eat them anyway lol but I was curious!
Well then… interesting. Thank you for the info. 😊
So..... Eating 18g a day (an insane amount) will cut your risk in half, but u can isolate a compound that WILL give u mutagenic camcer? How can that even be? Talk bout a paradoxical oxymoron
IN MY OPINION, based on what YOU SAY & what HE said, im almost positive its the "explosive" part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Jamie, pull up the video of the grizzly bear fucking up the guy that didn’t answer my question!”
This deserves more likes😂
Hahaha 🤣
Lmfao 🤣
“Woah look at that”
great comment. thank you for the chuckle.
Rogan handled that situation like a true champignon
Best posible comment
😂😂😂
Clever
too bad you can't spell like one
Oui, c’est vrai
He didn’t get scared. He’s just a stand up guy that respects his guests.
What do you about mushrooms bruh?
@@alonzokincaid1362 I happen to a lot about mushrooms
@@alonzokincaid1362 what are you mushroom
da 🍄 da 🐐
@@vampvhs
have you ever been so far as to mushroom?
Notice his emphasis on “explosive”. Portabello mushrooms contain compounds also found in jet fuel
Not true. They contain agaritine which can be made into hydrazine. They need to remove the glutamyl group before it becomes the substance used in explosives and rocket fuel. This guys not in danger by revealing this, though. You could easily research it in textbooks and online scholarly sources.
I think you've got something there
Which means they could be grown on space craft to produce infinite amounts of fuel! INCREDIBLE
At last someone who has a view and some knowledge instead really lame jokes. Thanks, that's interesting
Food companies started pushing vegetables on people long before we had the scientific means to actually test the chemical compounds present in these plants. Many of the vegetables we consume today are full of poisons and toxic ingredients and known carcinogens. Many chemicals which are even banned in some countries are naturally found in things we consume everyday such as kale, potatoes, mushrooms, broccoli, pretty much every single plant we consume is toxic for us by some degree.
Wife: it's 2am where have you been
Me: "This is an explosive area of conversation and it puts my life in danger, so I reserve the right not to answer your question"
😂
Don’t be married if you are gonna lie
@@qjuantum don’t be a portabello downer
This is possibly the funniest shit I've ever read.
This is a massively underrated comment. Well done sir.
Joe knows that this is a kind of guy you don't truffle with
Good one!
😂
This guy is nothing I know individuals that make this guy look like a Saint!
😂
Thank you for that man
Man's got the death sentence in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Not even Mario can save him.
😅Bahahahahahaha!!
😅😅😅😅😅
Toad gonna bust a cap in his ass.
He saw what happened to Toad and said fuck it.
Funnily enough he brought a LOT more attention to Portobello mushrooms by not talking about them lol
Portobello is the Streisand of mushrooms
Funnily ?
True !!! People are Curious and will do Research! Learning on their Own. Which is Healthy for the Brain.
People already have to Research everything Media Reports, or know what the Media says is exactly the opposite..
Fungily enough
@@gsharp2247Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
adverb
in a strange or amusing way.
"you do talk funnily"
used to admit that a situation or fact is surprising or curious.
"funnily enough, I was starting to like the idea"
Joe said “Woah sorry man, I don’t want any truffle.”
Let's just put a cap on that topic. Please don't stalk me with more questions. This comes under the umbrella of things I don't discuss.
@@cosmic-fortytwo👏👏👏👏👏 like a pro my friend like a pro.
Lol why did not one else let you know this comment was funny as fuck.
@@Eliri1999 I try so hard 😪😭
Comment of the week
That’s the coolest way to say “I don’t actually know.”
You are a stupid npc
The mob runs Portabella production, hurting their margins as the most respected mycological voice in the field would be a deadly thing to be quoted doing, and likely be read back verbatim before he became fertilizer for Portabellas on some farm somewhere. They love poetic shit like that.
@@ho0t0w1huh😂😂😂
Classic American mindset
@@ho0t0w1What?!? Okay I want to Google but what am I googling? “Mobs and mushrooms”? What’s the negative effect of portobellos?
What Robin Williams would look like if he played Radagast in The Hobbit movies.
Or Tom bombadill
@@louandlillyI just saw that video yesterday.
I can't un see this now. Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Was that the wild forest wizard?
He answered Joes question metaphorically but also literally without directly saying it. Dudes a genius.
He didnt do either of those things. A dictionary is your friend.
@@slickstringslook up what toxins from mushrooms are found in rocket fuel
@@slickstrings you're lying
Not really. What he's hinting at is not hidden knowledge. They contain high amounts agaritine which can be made into hydrazine by removing the glutamyl group. Simple chemistry turns it into hydrazine which is used in explosives and rocket fuel. Oooooo now my life is in danger lol He just wants attention and is like the kids in school that exacerbate things for drama. Also agaritine is cancerous.
Your a retard, this lowlife tried to intimidate the joe Rogan show he's clearly an American hater and drug addict your friend let's go Brandon 😊
He didnt want to get into big truffle with the mushroom mafia.
..Bwahahaha
Underrated
Your Good
😅
Umm I’m pretty sure he’s being serious.
Nintendo owns him. He knows where Goombas truly come from.
Italy 🇮🇹
Walter: Say @My Name!
You: Heisenberg
Walter: You're god damn right!
Hahaah!!!
😂 i love getting the like notifications, because they remind me of how funny all of the funny comments on this are.
Has Anyone seen that Nicholas Cage movie called "Pig" it Shows how Weird these Truffle Guys are! The premise..he uses a pig to find truffles, and the repercussion that follows..
Saying it from under that mushroom hat gives it another level of reality.
I've been cooking and baking for over 30 years portobello mushrooms I think your guess has been sampling some other fungus besides the portobello mushrooms you might consider interviewing them before you put them on your show😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉
People are clowning this guy. But he owns multiple companies and is extremely smart. Portobello producers are a niche business that is massive. You know how they are in every grocery store ? He was sued for producing medicine from portobellos, which is a big no-no. Like lays and their potatoes
You obviously don't have the slightest idea who "mushroom hat guy" is. But you just made yourself look cheap
@@enriquescott2983 that guy is alot more accomplished than you are thinking you know something. This is an... What did he say... He wasn't being paranoid at all.
@@johnmoran7902 Calm down, don't get you fungies in a bunch.
There’s a reason I don’t tell jokes about fungi.
Too mushroom for error
I don’t know why more people didn’t like this.
To clever
I'm impressed my friend, that was pretty witty and super damn funny.
😂
underrated comment
“Puts your life in danger talking about portobello mushrooms?” Is one of the funniest statements I’ve heard in awhile
Must've had a bad trip where something told him to hush about it all
Apparently there’s a portobello mafia that he doesn’t want to anger
@@SATOSANNNI met a dude from the portabella mafia ….not a fungi
I think it's because they're not real mushrooms and if he talks badly and costs them sales, he won't get funding to do what he loves.
Yeahhh the dude is deluded
“Oh, sorry Joe. I thought you asked me for the nuclear codes. I can talk about mushrooms.”
i think its because the big companies that farm this mooshrooms can harm paul in some way, you know how companies work...
@@pablocampos5566 you fuck w the profits, you get the axe
THE NUMBERS MASON
😂
😂😂😂
Mushroom Mafia ain't no joke bruh
You a tough guy?
@@gottago1885 You a fungi?
@@gottago1885 extremely tough, almost god-like.
The Portobello family is not to be fucked with
They're not fun guys!
The first rule of Gnome Club is to never speak of Gnome Club.
🤣. Well that helps me understand my last 20-year relationship
you comment should be rewarded handsomely LMAO
LMAO!!
Bro got gnome ops 💀
Good lord these comment sections never fail... 😂
Dude just treated Joe like a mushroom...kept him in the dark and fed him shit 🤣🤣🤣
👏😆
Departed reference ay
😂😂😂 I’m dying bro
Lmao
Underrated comment
I’m gonna save that line for my next job interview
Lol
“So what is your name sir?”
“This is an explosive topic of discussion that puts my life In danger so I reserve the right not to answer your question “
@@cyberdec3pt10n8 wait it puts your life at danger, talking about pronouns??
@@cyberdec3pt10n8 and he’s looking at me silently I will respectfully move on
Ahaha yea it could be used in so many contexts with those exact words
The world "EXPLOSIVE" is key here.
Yes it is.
Ironically one of the negative effects is intense fear and paranoia 😂😂 this guy was definitely high
Bruuuuuh 💀💀😂😂
My psychedelic experience: “Fu*k Joe Rogan!” Kenny & Logic Eps 004
ruclips.net/video/daVW3rP-gmw/видео.html
He was was loaded up on the Shrooms 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao. Funny and true(in the case of psychoactive mushrooms, it's a possible side effect)That's golden. Nice
your comment is so hilarious 😂😂😂
I'm using this exact line when I wanna get out of sticky situations.
*_"Excuse me sir where is the restroom?"_*
*_"This is an explosive, uh...h, area of conversation and it puts my life in danger so I, I reserve the right not to answer your question."_*
Lmaooo
Yeah it works on many levels
I already tried, my wife didn’t buy it.
IRS?
When he drives by the park the squirrels wave to him.
this is the greatest comment i’ve seen in a while 😂😂😂
You don't fuck with the squirrels!
It's funny when I discovered this comment the like count is 666 😆😆
That rick and morty episode
@@ZrMuLi nobody gives a shit bro
One of the most respectful celebrities of today's generation. Love you Joe Rogan.
Guy is treating rogan like a mushroom... keeping him in the dark.
Massively underrated comment.
He shoots he scores!!! Lol nice comment
and feeding him shit
treating people like mushrooms, that's how I used to treat my boss
keep them in the dark and feed them shit
🤣
And feeding him shit.
Whatever is underneath his hat is using him as a vessel.
💀💀💀
It was the mushroom
This SENT ME
You watch too much Supernatural.
Comment hall of fame
He looks really serious but I’m sure he’s normally a fungi.
@AlexSalas-pt5qc Thank you very mush.
THERE ISNT MUSH ROOM FOR COMMENTS LIKE THIS… sorry I don’t mean to cap.
Funny!
Nice! Loves me the corny stuff!
"Dad can we please just eat dinner"
Princess Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom don't fuck around
He’s not being a fungi right now
Haha you win!🎉😂
Bwahaha nice
😂
Funniest reply to any short I've seen ever. Nice job.
Nice
Joe tried to get him to talk about it, but there wasn't mushroom for conversation on the topic.
i see what you did there
😮😯😯😯🤣🤣🤣
You son of a bitch this was good 🤣🤣🤣
@@KazumaTheTraitor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haaaaaahaaha good one 😂
He got red pilled and escaped Jumanji.
It was funnier from the person you stole it from like whore
That's to funny 🤣
Lol
I think this is the first time I've laughed out loud this year. Thanks
perfect comment
If a guy stares at u like that give him as mush room as possible.
Dude you're 9.8m likes shy😢
Genius!!
Stfu, try having an original thought for once 🤡 🥴
Great
😅
It’s a billion dollar industry and he doesn’t want to end up sleeping with the mushrooms.
"sleeping with the mushrooms" hahaha
@Jaybird It’s like that dude who figured out how to invent a car that runs on water, he was poisoned, and later on someone broke into his home and destroyed the car. The oil industry is far too powerful.
@@Randomperson-if4hyI didn't know that they stole the car too.
He asked for negative benefits, not positive, so I don't think billion dollar industries would care.
Okay, I think OP meant billion dollar psilocybin industries, they don’t exist so I thought he meant the pharma industry, hence why I said “they wouldn’t care”, if anything they’d benefit.
@@beetlejuice4357he didn't say they stole it though?
"Keep portobello mushrooms out of your f...king mouth!"
One famous dude
Will smith is! 🤣🤣🤣
ROFL😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
It is confirmed Will Smith had a lot of mushrooms that day
Hahahhahahahahhahaga
“Answering that question could get me killed” would actually be really funny to say to a teacher.
-What's 2+2?
-If I tell you I'd literally die...
“That’s how I answered my math teacher but he just failed me. 😢” - me, 11:30PM PST 4/8
And here I am thinking I made an original comment. Haha 😂
I have and I meant it
Sounds like a Calvin and Hobbes strip 😂
Don't waste your teacher and fellow students' learning time. Respect
I gave up my portobello habit when I discovered Liberty Caps. 😂😂
This is really the perfect answer to any question you don't know or don't want to answer.
“what’s the time?”
@@Entroxity “so this is legitimately an atomic area of conversation. My life is at risk speaking on this topic. I’m denying any answers. I don’t know.”
You couldn’t be more wrong, have you any idea who this is ? Think about it, big companies, big money, life is cheap.
@@Entroxityportabello mushrooms
He can’t be in the same room as a mushroom but if says he can’t be in a room with a mushroom do you think some jack ass is going to try and prove him wrong yeah probably or he really ha some bad mushrooms and he is tripping. But he can’t say that he had some mushrooms because!!!!? Wait a minute did I have some mushrooms
Has a killer mushroom under his hat listening to him
😂😂😂😂😂
OMG that's hilarious 😂
😂😂😂
Lmfao bro 😭☠️☠️☠️
Hope thats meant to be a joke lmao hes obv talking about a criminal organization smh lol
Plot twist, he came uninformed and didn’t want to be embarrassed
that or hes just a loon
@@badreligionbomb not much loonier than your videos though mate
@@jesusakajesse423 good one
@@krisash7080 no clue. nor do I care
Dumbest comment on here
PAUL thinking "please say it once again."
The mushroom kingdom demands his silence by threat of death
All will bow to the mushroom tip.
It’s on the order of Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, best to not cross that line of no return….. 👽
@@davidmunroe-glada2098 wut
Lmfaooooo
Yea.. Princess Peach aint the one to reckon with
He turned joes studio into a HUSHROOM.
😂😂
Well done.
Swing and a miss
😂😂😂 I'm cracking up with this hushroom statement 🤣
@teresasundquist633 same it gets everytime someone reply 😂
The guest was so serious he’s usually such a fungi
To be fair, he didn't get mushroom to answer
@@diggernicks 🤣🤣🤣
It was a innocent question no need to get spore.
😂😂😂
I’m about to kill this dad joke thread…….so I hear the Fun-Guy has a girlfriend, like him they say she’s a fun-gal….i hear their friend group is mushrooming, they have this one fawn friend Garry but they all call him fun-gus…..but there was this one in morel guy who was kinda too much street for them and they had to decompose that friendship’s growth, guy went by Al-Gae. Guess he moss of been a real infection. Although I heard it’s because the fun-guy is into smut and Al-Gae just loves his job and does whatever the workers at the cereal mill-dew………aaaaannnnndddddd it’s dead lmao
For a fungi he sure got serious quick
What happens in Portobello, stays in Portobello.
Portobello Road
I’m in Portobello
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Handled with Grace, challenged once, then moved on. Well played joe
Lol what a fool
Beta ammi right?
@@phillipwiltz7842 yooooo frrr bro mega bita moment
Kinda silly the dude say quietly when he asked again. Like you already said what you said.
@@phillipwiltz7842 *mere beta
He's obviously a whistle blower from the Mushroom Kingdom and doesn't want to be extradited
He's already been expelled
Yeah! The mushroom hat gave it away!
@@c0nstantin86 😂
Fr lol
Doesn’t Chris Pratt have his back???
"Do you go to taco bell every friday at 3am?"
"That's an explosive area of conversation"
“Sir I asked if you wanted fries with your burger”
Yoooo🤣🤣🤣
Dudeeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holyyy man that fits so perfect 🤣🤣🤣
Ha right never ask if he wants to try the new Mushroom and Swiss Melt
Could you come up with something original? This shit is so played out. No one gives a flying fuck
With that level of paranoia, I'm assuming the mushrooms he ate were not portobello.
😂😂😂😂
Not quite, more like he's a conman
😂
Yeah rofl I don’t take half of Rogans guests seriously most seem like they have an IV of magic mushrooms
@@gabriellegilbert5239 gaaaaaawd......nothing worse than somebody who is "into" psychedelics....
I like the way Joe capped it off. He’s a class act!
This man is Mario's dealer
Seriously Underrated
Kek
Goated comment
BHahahHhAHAHAH
😂😂😂
I highly recommend people watch this interview. Paul is a genius and knows exactly what he's talking about.
Ive watched & rewatched many times. This is my favourite Joe Rogan interview
1st rule of portobello mushrooms is you don't speak about portobello mushrooms
They already did . Might as well finish 🤣 I bet the sound of crickets will fill the building after he said it and wait on something to happen
Second rule of portobello mushrooms. You don’t speak about portobello mushrooms.
@@renaudperron8451 nah that was fight club, The second rule of portobello mushrooms is they are great in stew
2nd rule is you just buy and eat portobello mushrooms if ya want 😅
Are the portobello mushrooms in the room with us right now?
* Scratches my mushroom cap *
Dude reacted like Joe asked him who was in Jeffery Epstein's black book 😂
See that’s the problem, you don’t even know what they’re talking about.. do some research on why he said that and maybe that’ll change you mind bud. I’ll give you 3 words “ portobello mushroom and cancer” do your research.
@@TimathProd thank you
@@TimathProd it’s fake
@@TimathProd That's 4 words. You can't even count to 4.
@@wambamthankumam 😂
I'm using this to answer shit I don't know in nearly every situation.
Followed by saying, "I have spoken."
@@MicahFunk this is the way😅
@@MicahFunkThis is the way
Hey how are you today ?
me : I'm sorry but if I tell you about it I might die...
😂 aka the "death stare" perfected by my ex mother-in-law. Worked for 23.5 solid f-n years!
He gave a clue in his answer.
Yerp
That was the exact answer I gave my girlfriend when she suggested we get married.
😂😂😂
Hahaha😂👍
Yep 👍👍👍
good for you.
DON'T DO IT!
🤣
Fungi telling him not to reveal they’re secrets through the hat 💀💀
😂😂😂😂
Their*
More like the mafia who controls the sales of that specific mushroom
Definitely funny , but what if 😅😂
they're?
He witnessed a murder and the mushrooms told him to keep his mouth shut
Funniest comment ive seen this month bro
This made me chuckle.
or some mushrooms saw him cheat the scale at the self checkout
Funny, very ,very!
I would have never come up with that
He doesn't leave mushroom for any doubt.
That Peter Pan hat me rolling.
Start doing this every time the boss has a convo
Ha! Some shit I need to try lol
This how I deal with cops
The chemical in portobello mushrooms named "Agaratine" can be converted to hydrazine the shit that makes rocket fuel or explosives. Hence why he said "this is an explosive topic"
Thank you for actually providing an answer
TY
Whoa, whoa!
Wait, I'm a way too busy middle-class American with a very little chemistry background, da fuck? Any links I can quickly read while taking a shit? BTW, that's "TM" coined by yours truly... LMFAO
@@bmanski9551 what are you on about
nobody needs to be dealing with hydrazine, the hollywood movies downplay the destructiveness of a single interaction with a spark around any amount of hydrazine. 0-700*C in an instant you'd vaporize
"Negative benefits" lol
Depends on how you feel about portabello powered nuclear warheads...
Doesn’t leave mushroom for conversation, does it
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
😂😂😂
🍺😚💨 spat drink out
?
👏
You've now been educated on the seriousness of the Mushroom Mafia
Still bad for you and makes you speak to devils.. it’s not godly if it was god would let us have it openly not like a “drug”
@@Houseofroyals745 but we have mushrooms openly, its is people who called some of them drugs and made them illegal?
I was thinking the same thing, that this is a heavily controlled, possibly European Mafia run industry that you do not want to fuck around with.
@@Houseofroyals745or the devils are trying to suppress the true window to interaction and discussion with god
@@alexsherzhukov6747 openly having those would be a nightmare
You can see the anger oozing from every spore.
Hahahaha😂😂😂😂
..Bwahahaha
Ok that was cute 😂
I don't think that's anger, if you're serious. He is just intrigued, and surprised.
Just the odd sporadic burst :)
Dude just did the “Truffle Shuffle” out the woods past that convo .😂 well done sir well done indeed ! ✌️
The first rule of eating portabella mushrooms is not to talk about eating portabella mushrooms.
😂 OK Tyler Durdan 👊
These mushrooms contain goitrogens, compounds that can interfere with the proper functioning of the thyroid gland. While the levels of goitrogens in portobello mushrooms are relatively low, individuals with existing thyroid conditions should exercise caution and monitor their consumption.
@@jg8168and someone's going to end his life over that?!, ok!
@@moosespeak6140you're damn right I will
@@munch762😂
That guy’s a real champignon.
NAHHH. I TOOM FRENCH. GETCHO MUSHROOM AHH OUTTA HERE
😂
🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
🤣
His hat is a mushroom right? I think they mention that
His hat makes me think he's actually a mushroom in a human disguise. 😂
Like the crab people from south park!
The hat is literally carved from a mushroom no cap 😂
He is and so are you. Go watch the episode, it’s captivating
Friggin' hilarious comment Krystal!
his hats a mushroom
I didn’t know Joe interviewed Robin Williams before he passed.
Too soon...
He never died u sheep
The puns here are top tier!
I'm surprised I haven't seen more comments like this. 😂
I looked on my top shelf and all I could find was a punnet of mushrooms :-(
They actually are and for once they’re not pissing me off but actually enjoying them.
@@aliray7833 no cap!
Honestly thats why I watch RUclips shorts 😂
He must have signed a heck of an NDA. It doesn’t give him mushroom to talk.
😂😂
😂😂 thats a good one
Lol! Underrated comment. 😂
Top comment in my book.
He looks like a fungi
After the show, “sorry Joe my guy , I was on the mushrooms”
Hahaha aren't portobello food mushrooms
Bro said it to him like Joe was a cop😭
The fungus has completely controlled that guy where he is incapable of speaking bad of any mushrooms.
Like some type of parasite?
It.has.began.
Replace 'fungus' with the Ma fee ya* and now u have a big piece of the puzzle
Dont eat the pancakes!
The last of us irl
Joe's like: "This spore guy is really scared. Amanita move on to my next question".
Very good!
@@---Dana---- Thankyou! But there is mushroom for improvement! 🤭
@@shariherman34 😝
Very good 👏
😂
Doesn’t leave ‘much room’ for being a ‘fun guy’!
LOL!!!
Clearly the negatives of portobello mushrooms are that you can no longer speak poorly of the portobello mushrooms
High quality comment right here.
great comment
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
Long term, Portobello mushrooms have very negative effects,I would say more but it puts my life in danger
The hive mind got him
Rule One: Never ask someone wearing that kind of hat a simple question.
I'm buying one tomorrow❤
Thats the silence of a man realizing he said something silly on a podcast with millions of viewers
😂😂😂😂
I was waiting for the guy to start yodeling
That's a mushroom disguised as a hat
Wow this guy is a real Champignon standing up for himself like that.
?????what the fck hahahaha.
He's a champion for being one of the primary players in psychedelic research, not cause he stood up to Joe Rogan lmfao
@@TheMattSwifts you missed the mushroom joke.
Haha, i dont get this one
@@Orange_pumpkin3753 Champignon is mushroom in french... lol
When Joe crossed his arms you could tell he got slightly uncomfortable... trying to create a barrier subconsciously.
When this subject came up Paul stopped being a fungi
Ahhh, a Fun Guy, hahaha
I hope you find a $200,000 scratcher lotto card. 😂
How do you not have more likes for this comment? 😄
Nah he's just infected with fungus and is nothing more than a host doing the fungal deeds the fungi need done, spilling the beans on one mushroom would put the rest at risk
Boom.. cringe..and perfect joke all at the same time. Quality.