Opie and Anthony - Jocktober - 10/05/08 The Bee Morning Coffee Club

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  • @phillyfanmatt
    @phillyfanmatt 10 лет назад +48

    Patrice had me CRYING through this video...God damn do I miss him.

  • @ID_Shadowz
    @ID_Shadowz 10 месяцев назад +2

    God bless Patrice.
    The fantasy scenario with Terry was GOLD lmao

  • @nonofyabidnez5737
    @nonofyabidnez5737 5 лет назад +24

    "She's shaped like a croissant!" Killer line by Patrice xDD

  • @beetlejuicegreen7146
    @beetlejuicegreen7146 Месяц назад +1

    "What did she, marry a train?"
    LMAO great one Opie

  • @jockoadams3377
    @jockoadams3377 8 лет назад +26

    "You don't even have a bargaining chip if you wanted to go swing."
    Patrice was just genius.

    • @sixthgatebass
      @sixthgatebass 7 лет назад +11

      wussat?

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 2 года назад +2

      @@sixthgatebass a bargaining chip

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@T..C..M “you know why terrorists don’t kidnap us black people? We’re _bad…bargaining…chips”_ Jay Mohr’s impression of Dave Chappelle 😂

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 6 лет назад +22

    God, no matter how many times I listen to this, I'm always on the verge of passing out from laughing at Patrice's "rough sex with Terry Clifford" tirade.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 8 месяцев назад +1

      _You rub her leg through the jeans..”Terry..terry..terry.” “YEAH?” “you know what I’m talking bout”You grab her by the neck and shake her face and her jowls move and you kiss her_

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 8 месяцев назад +1

      _You 👅 swipe her nips_

  • @symbal777
    @symbal777 11 лет назад +11

    this might be my favorite O&A clip ever. just thinking about patrice's rant about fucking terry gets me HOWLING

  • @JohnSmith-vh1tt
    @JohnSmith-vh1tt 10 лет назад +14

    this is the most brutal deconstruction I've ever heard on the show, holy shit

  • @BishopAP
    @BishopAP 10 лет назад +51

    HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, Opie has to read a comment that gets a 2 at best!!

    • @cooliovasquez
      @cooliovasquez 10 лет назад +11

      He needs attention at regular intervals and since he has nothing original to contribute, he reads the listeners mostly unfunny comments.

    • @JohnDoe-zu9ls
      @JohnDoe-zu9ls 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Sure he's pulling terrible unfunny comments from instant feedback constantly, but who can concern themselves with that when you could be thinking about terry clifford feasting on a delicious mule mmm

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 9 лет назад +2

      John Doe Now that I can get into.

    • @roronewy1909
      @roronewy1909 6 лет назад +1

      cooliovasquez is was the time to of for a grill and grill a grill for out dinner a ya ya boo boo bro ya boo boo know used to love you bro bro boo bro ya boo

    • @jamesthomison4356
      @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад +4

      "we have the greatest listeners in radio" proceeds to read a comment thats a smirk at best

  • @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
    @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn 5 лет назад +3

    Ill miss you patrice hell i never ever even met you and i miss you...

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 5 лет назад +11

    I hope we saved Patrice's brain. It needs to be put in a robot body as soon as such technology is available.

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 4 года назад +1

      He had a stroke...

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 8 месяцев назад +1

      AI Patrice is pretty good and will get better over time. For years I wanted to transcribe and compile a Patrice ai bot to write twitter posts, but it turns out you don’t need to compile the data, you can already ask GPT3/4 to respond to you as Patrice Oneal and occasionally it says some funny stuff. Like I said, it will get better with time, we have thousands of hours of podcast and O&A Patrice that GPT can’t use because it’s audio. A simple transcription would make it nearly identical to a Patrice tweet.

  • @TV-Tony
    @TV-Tony 8 лет назад +8

    I love how they kind of make Patrice the hole here.

  • @malevolence85
    @malevolence85 11 лет назад +4

    Donkey Lips and Peter Griffin. So fuckin ruthless. lol

  • @freezingfire810
    @freezingfire810 11 лет назад +2

    this is my favorite jocktober

  • @SundayMorningRunner
    @SundayMorningRunner 5 лет назад +7

    In recent events that shed some light on this Jocktober and specially Terry Cliford herself, i realized nothing can change my point of view on it. It still and it will always be hilarious how they picked on her.

    • @DuckPimper
      @DuckPimper 5 лет назад +1

      What recent events?

    • @SundayMorningRunner
      @SundayMorningRunner 5 лет назад

      Terry Clifford is the mother of Tefft pattern. She was (allegedly) devastated by what the pest and O&A did. Watch "The least professional broadcaster - A Sam Roberts documentary"

    • @DuckPimper
      @DuckPimper 5 лет назад

      @@SundayMorningRunner no fucking shit I had no idea, imma check out that Sam doc. Is tefft pattern a siriusxm dude? I've heard of him but never heard hkm

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 8 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t remember that part.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 8 месяцев назад +1

      His doc names don’t make sense, “a Sam Roberts documentary” would be if Sam made a documentary.

  • @MaGiCMushroomClouds
    @MaGiCMushroomClouds 11 лет назад +10

    Tell em Large Marge sent ya!

  • @TheAlec91
    @TheAlec91 10 лет назад +10

    Of course she was at the Loose Caboose

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 4 года назад +2

    Goddamn Patrice 😂 😂 😂

  • @connorsdevin
    @connorsdevin 11 лет назад +5

    Look up the Zaggaets sketch from SNL It's Chris Farley as the wife.

    • @FortunateJuice
      @FortunateJuice 5 лет назад +2

      Lol precisely.

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 года назад +1

      OOF I know the sketch. I was watching it right before my dad showed me tommy boy for the first time.

  • @caseyschoenleber1760
    @caseyschoenleber1760 7 лет назад +2

    Anthony's gravitational pull line killed me

  • @bucksatanII
    @bucksatanII 8 лет назад +15

    Patrice's laugh at 7:24 kills me

    • @TomMSTie1138
      @TomMSTie1138 7 лет назад +6

      That laugh is infectious.

    • @bucksatanII
      @bucksatanII 7 лет назад +5

      TomMSTie1138 his laugh always cheers me up

    • @stickhurler11
      @stickhurler11 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for pointing out. I know this clip well. Hell, I know all the O and A clips AND Patrice clips. Listening to the big mans laugh right here has me gut laughing...💜

  • @somethingorother3742
    @somethingorother3742 5 лет назад +15

    the hole on this show is a real bummer. and terry clifford is no treat either

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 2 года назад +1

      This comment spoke to a lot of us :)

  • @MrTurbowhitey
    @MrTurbowhitey 6 лет назад +8

    She looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 4 года назад +4

    She looks like Violator from Spawn.

  • @donmooney21
    @donmooney21 4 года назад +5

    Who has better hair?
    Terry Clifford or Sam Robertsons?
    Sadly I vote Terry Clifford.

  • @malevolence85
    @malevolence85 11 лет назад +2

    "She looks like Costello" LOL Fuckin Patrice destroyed her.

  • @GodForHire
    @GodForHire 11 лет назад +14

    Every time Opie opens his mouth he bombs.

  • @Savedave22
    @Savedave22 10 лет назад +3

    More like coffee cake club

  • @jasoncinema
    @jasoncinema 11 лет назад +6

    Goddamn I miss Patrice O'Neal's comedy.

  • @ballpeenbaby
    @ballpeenbaby 2 года назад

    “Grab the back of her perm and drag her around the room”

  • @NathanialWheelerHD
    @NathanialWheelerHD 4 года назад +1

    19:48 bruh 😂😂

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 2 года назад

    “I’m gonna tell ya……she’s…hopeless.” Patrice was such an asshole 😂 RIP big dude

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 2 года назад +1

    Opie not understanding what Patrice is saying is the funniest bit. And it's not a bit.

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 2 года назад +1

      I truly believe his IQ is like two points below average. But people mistook it as an average non caring 90s white dude.
      Whatever maaaaaan
      But he's actually slack jaw

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ammagnoliathat would be a 98 and practically indistinguishable from someone that’s 100iq (average)

  • @deanfranz
    @deanfranz 3 года назад +1

    5:33 - "She's so ugly, I have hiccups now..." - ...proceeds to show no signs of hiccups whatsoever

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 2 года назад

      Trying so hard to fit in.... Go look at Opie radio... It will make you so mad

  • @marioleonvargas7903
    @marioleonvargas7903 2 года назад

    14:52
    They're talking about her looking bird-like and/or like a vulture, did they forget that her nickname was bird? She laughs like a 🐦 haha
    They must of known, it was too funny a connection to miss...

  • @callanhutchison1871
    @callanhutchison1871 10 лет назад +2

    ha. "gruesome"

    • @snurly8020
      @snurly8020 2 года назад

      That word choice gave me the giggles.

  • @Robby_C
    @Robby_C 5 лет назад +6

    Brother Wease is a hack

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 2 года назад +1

      He taught Opie everything he knows. So if that's the case, Opie is also a hack okay I agree.

    • @Robby_C
      @Robby_C 2 года назад

      @@ammagnolia motha hucka

  • @BevisFriend2010
    @BevisFriend2010 2 года назад

    Is that Jane Leno?

  • @th0uxan
    @th0uxan 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂

  • @dcigsfan2306
    @dcigsfan2306 2 года назад

    I can’t remember if they ever said it but Terry Clifford always looked like a fatter Artie Lange from that era to me lmfao

  • @FaFaFoFoBawth
    @FaFaFoFoBawth 5 лет назад +3

    Patrice REALLY hated women

  • @haydendivine8412
    @haydendivine8412 3 года назад +1

    You can hear the diabetes in her voice 😂

  • @AM2K2
    @AM2K2 4 дня назад

    16th

  • @ParableFunction
    @ParableFunction 11 лет назад +3

    Opie bomb: 24:35.

  • @zachromero
    @zachromero 11 лет назад +1

    Omg this got so gross I nearly turned it off. That's NEVER happened.