Tempex family comes for the weekend: Family: Tempex where are you Tempex: In my room Family: *Enters the room* Family: What are you doing Tempex: Mining some Diamonds
The children: "Mr.Tempex, what are we going to do?" Tempex: "were going to play crab rave with you." The children: "whats crab ra-" (Crab rave starts playing)
:O yay more uploads! Keep up da good work! :) Also, here's a challenge for ya... Do a 360 degree level on beat saber maybe on expert mode? Just an idea :)
2:49: "oh, what did I hit? Oh no I hit sensor! Oh god, oh no! oh no! oh god, I can't see anything, oh god, oh god, oh god. O! oh my god! I hit my sensor! Oh my god!"--Tempex 2020 Edit: 1:23 nostogia 100
It's been 9 months between the last meme compilation and this one. And we've been through an entire lockdown that lasted nearly half a year. And this man is telling me he never got bored once by not uploading one of these in 9 months
0:43 top two saddest moments in the woooooorld #2 When Garcello faded away, I honestly couldn't sleep anymore #1 When the wall left, I can't even express how sad I am now.
i can feel the lag from here on that cursed map
I love how you can physically feel his PC suffering
My face when that level came up was just--
I cant even describe it I was so distraught and disgusted
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What song is it
@@Exportasjpeg rythm thief, its from a gamr on the 3ds i believe
4:26 *literally plowing through diamonds* “Awe sweet! Redstone!!”
Everyone knows that red stone is the most valuable ore...
He really needed a compass
@@AizaSnek no he really needed a redstone torch to light up his base since normal torches are too dim
Suffering from success
He gonna make a diamond trap
0:50 is the hardest level I've seen you play
F8 Freeze ikr
It was also the most emotional
Dude I can’t imagine the pain the arms went through!!!
I thought you needed one note to create a level
The wall is now gone...
‘Master Tempex! There are too many of them, what shall we do?’
*Crab rave*
The part at the end was pure evilness, i love it >:D
DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU
Unlisted
This was made 4 mins ago wat :0
HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS 23 HOURS AGO
Lol
6:59 Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Deleted Scene)
Lol
Haha lol
Lel
*looks up
FULL COMBO
Yeet the children
-limenade
That map with one wall seems really difficult I don’t think I could do it if I had Beat Saber
Neither could I so join the club
Neither could I so join the club
Neither could I so join the club
Hello I’m the annoying person coming to break the chain
Hello I'm the annoying person coming to break the chain
When fruit ninja came up it just brought back memories-
Fml same 💀
I remember when me and my siblings would play it religiously
yep me to
When i saw the one labeled Ping My mind immediately started getting TRIGGERED
yea I made the map but Idk where all the ping sounds came from.. maybe the custom notes?
@@nitronik_exe Yup, it comes from the custom notes, one thing I wish is that they made the sound when they are hit and not when spawning.
@@xTempex that would be much better
@@xTempex yeah
When i saw and heard the ping i had the immediate thought to check my discord
Tempex family comes for the weekend:
Family: Tempex where are you
Tempex: In my room
Family: *Enters the room*
Family: What are you doing
Tempex: Mining some Diamonds
Some buy beat saber for the songs, some for the exercise. But we all know deep down its all about them M E M E S
True so true
the fact that you got a full combo on the ping one, when the difference between sabers is 1 and 2, is pretty impressive
So im at my friends place and he goes like "its beat saber time" and then i get a notification of your vid
Lol
philipp zourlas we will win 💯💯💯
Lol
philipp zourlas that’s scary
Your friend must be a wizard.
When they say “I got bored again” you know something magical is about to happen
The Minecraft one was the coolest that ending tho🤣
Gabriel Xavier Creative? Like the gamemode
Wut
Not even the younglings survived.
Minecwaft
It was epic my dude
"It's meme time it's meme time gather all your friands it's meme time it's meme time the cure for sadness"
*only cure
Topofdamornin to ya laddies my name is jacktempexeye
Y E S
Thats jacksepticeye line I think you copied it
@@aryatandon3788 "
5:00
Me getting my 400 bots to spam Howard the Alien for 10 hours on my friends discord server
Edit: my PC is on fire help
Bro how many pings you got?
Sorry dude can't fix that flaming PC
Im now changing my do not disturb to idle after that
Killing... Younglings???
It cant be!
On Vrooom it was i laughed so hard when i saw it counting down i got counfused and when he said Vroom so loud i started laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
aYe ThAtS mY nAmE
LOL IK
@@TheLuigi_guy You...
Lol
4:27 Imagine mining the redstone on front of the walls of diamonds
4:26 -Mimecraft it's my life! MIMECRAAAAAAAAAAFT!!!!
Yes
@@System3200 Calm down, it was a joke, if you don't like Minecraft then these are your problems
Майнкрафт это сука моя жизнь блять!
МАЙНКРААААААФТ!
@@Dreamanchik what does жизнь mean?
@@System3200 life
1:07 in other words.. discord light mode
Im glad they added in dark mode lol
The children: "Mr.Tempex, what are we going to do?"
Tempex: "were going to play crab rave with you."
The children: "whats crab ra-"
(Crab rave starts playing)
but his real champ is his PC that kept up for EVERYTHING
@The Jevil why you fight sans
You mean his arms
I love these I thought the second one was never going to come out and it did thank you very much
I can feel the heat of tempex’s computer for the cursed map
5:10 my friends spamming in discord be like:
3:46 Playing any Easy level after one too many Expert and Expert+ levels
11 seconds ago? ive been waiting so long
:O yay more uploads! Keep up da good work! :) Also, here's a challenge for ya... Do a 360 degree level on beat saber maybe on expert mode? Just an idea :)
More memes! Very nice! I like these! Keep on doing them, if you’re able!
0:42 Wall comes
0:51 Wall leaves
If you survive cursed map, then either:
You have no fail on
Or
You’re too good for this world.
U are amazing keep up the great work. I loved how u waved to the wall
YES! He was bored again! :D
I love how it’s crabrave when you’re killing the younglings
The discord pings get me the most- that’s normally why i turn off notifications so i don’t get spammed with pings
2:40 GAS GAS GAS gotta step on the gas.
I just got a mod on my quest so i can download custom songs btw
nice
Coooooool
BMBF
The cause of death yes
How and wich mod
_"Master Skywalker, they're to many of us. What are you going to do?"_
2:49: "oh, what did I hit? Oh no I hit sensor! Oh god, oh no! oh no! oh god, I can't see anything, oh god, oh god, oh god. O! oh my god! I hit my sensor! Oh my god!"--Tempex 2020
Edit: 1:23 nostogia 100
But he didn't say anything
Oh nvm I just watched the stream highlights vid lmao
How to make tempex look like a noob: Guide 101
Step 1: Make a cursed map
Step 2: nice
1:28 oh hey do you like my multiple coloured saber with only a blue particle sort of trail thing I dunno.
The fruit ninja one is pleasent to my ears like asmr lol
When i got to the Cursed map I heard the noise and I Yell YESSS
Do you even know the song used for the level?
@@glitchgaming1679 yes
@@ColonelEnza It is a good song i had the demo for the game on my 3DS at one point
YOU LITERALLY SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST
I DON’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS CAUGHT THAT OFF GUARD BY A MEME. JUST DRY HEAVING AND WHEEZING
No anakin, you can’t just kill youngling like tha-
Anakin: haha saber go BRRRRRRRRR
The most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Tear rolls down cheek
7:00 so that's how Anikan felt
Anikan???????
@@-Piotrula- sorry SIR, ANAKIN
Inposter🙃
nice saber
Them: I managed to hit my sensor and messed up my tracking. Weeeeeeeeee Me:😂
oh ive been waiting long enough for this...
2:38 POV: you vibeing then your crush walks in
The background sfx for FN is calming
а это типо русский коментарий :)
Да да
?
А где "сука блять "?
@@hisqul ахаххаха
@@hisqul и я тож жду 0_0)
everyone at the ping map: checks discord
tempex: DISTRACTION
MY BOI GOT 1.01, ive been watchen yah content since u were at 400k. nice to see yah grow
I love how on the ping he like gets it done perfectly
That map with one wall is so amazing, 200/10 would beat again.
It's been 9 months between the last meme compilation and this one. And we've been through an entire lockdown that lasted nearly half a year. And this man is telling me he never got bored once by not uploading one of these in 9 months
I have not watched you in for so so long and it honestly amazing on how much your channle grew
The bloq slash sound effects really go well with the fruit ninja ones for some reason
The madlad creator hearts a lot of comments. Pure madlad
1:23 literally the best training thing for ur swinging lol 😂
These are amazingly made, but when you went to cursed map I could hear the the pc just groan in pain
0:43 top two saddest moments in the woooooorld
#2 When Garcello faded away, I honestly couldn't sleep anymore
#1 When the wall left, I can't even express how sad I am now.
6:50 YOU MONSTER!!!
I liked the one that was a cured map, that must be very hard to beat and I love your vids
and I'm just saying that it's my fav.
YES I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THAT LAST MOD, THAT IS GLORIOUS
AAAHHHH THE MALO MART THEME FOR THE INTRO
0:31 The best way to get SSS with 0 rank 0 combo and an Easy full combo
Strangest video so far
But will always love em
4:50 where RUclipsrs go to off camera mine
Ngl that Minecwaft one was pretty satisfying.
The 'cursed map' is surprisingly challenging but fun!
2 years ago a legend was born
imagine getting TWO maps featured in a single tempex video lul
1:54 ok but why is that purple block so nostalgic like that thing gives me flashbacks
love the end XD it even added the dance crab song XD
Being able to read wtf is going on in the ping level is impressive ngl
The fruit ninja one would of gone well with battery energy
Younglings: There are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Anakin: *haha younglings go brr*
I love beat saber
"knife the watermelon"
*knifes*
"nice your fruit killing skills are remarkable"
The Minecraft one is so calm and that’s what I love about it
YES MY FAVORITE PART OF TEMPEX RETURNS! ITS MEME TEMPEX
congrats on 1 million subs btw
That cursed map is heresy, whoever made that map will speak to the head crusader now.
The "Ping!" one was just genious imo
(Also, funfact: I actually received a notif during that section and almost didn't notice it)
Tempex’s reaction was amazing at the end of the just a single wall level.
Well... I can feel my brain melting that’s for sure
1:22 I literally played the fruit ninja one yesterday! it's lowkey super fun!
haha thanks, I made it in like 10 minutes lol
That second clip was....... interesting
I’m watching this in class, amazing content.
2 hours til schools out
Did not expect that ending..
Me: “who’s my favorite beat saber player?”
Tempex: “not me”
Me: “ye..... you are wrong.... I have failed you” *shotgun noise*
That fruit ninja one really hit different
If anyone here is wondering what the intro song is, the song is called: "Malo Mart - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess"
I love your vids you cheer me up every day thank you 🙏
uuuuuuggghhh Tempex is too friggin adorable