Beat Saber - I Finally Played This Song... (Reality Check Through The Skull)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 33 тыс.

  • @xTempex
    @xTempex  5 лет назад +22597

    Seriously, this level isn't that hard, it looks harder and more impressive than it actually is. This is nothing compared to players like Taichi and OrangeW. Also, how the heck does this video have more views than the guy who actually made the song? Please go give the original maker of this song, DM Dokuro, some love: ruclips.net/video/495MUfrcbMc/видео.html

    • @Hacker-pt3wm
      @Hacker-pt3wm 5 лет назад +123

      I for one am happy with whatever you do.

    • @sebysyt
      @sebysyt 5 лет назад +122

      How many tries did it take?

    • @tazionuvolari8142
      @tazionuvolari8142 5 лет назад +72

      I'TS SOOOOO COOOOL MAN! ONLY LIKE LIKE AND LIKE FOR YOUR VIDEO! ( I'M RUS AND "MY ENGLISH SOO GOOOD" :))

    • @pjetrek
      @pjetrek 5 лет назад +24

      Do Freedom Dive

    • @silviaroberti2460
      @silviaroberti2460 5 лет назад +12

      Gg

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +23560

    * Your arms feel like they're going to have a ba-
    * Oh. They're already completely broken.

  • @strikergaming5890
    @strikergaming5890 5 лет назад +8796

    This map is the definition of "well that escalated quickly" lmao

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 лет назад +20029

    Bruh if this man was a jedi i don't think even the high ground would stand a chance

    • @darthchili4994
      @darthchili4994 5 лет назад +649

      Underrated comment.
      Edit: When I commented this it only had like 20 likes.
      Edit 2: 17k likes.

    • @tobiasbuskladefoged1426
      @tobiasbuskladefoged1426 5 лет назад +473

      Boi if Tempex was in the starwars universe the dark and light sides of the force would have to join together to have a fucking chance. Like, not the *users* of the dark and light side, but the actual force behind them.

    • @cammcdaniel2700
      @cammcdaniel2700 5 лет назад +80

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 just... just wow

    • @ilovejimpickens632
      @ilovejimpickens632 5 лет назад +120

      @@staffangarcia8182 i feel like "God" is and understatement

    • @grandpoggers4612
      @grandpoggers4612 5 лет назад +49

      Joseph Stalin i think more like super deity sounds about right

  • @ultimatesigma445
    @ultimatesigma445 2 года назад +701

    "I had fun"
    his arms:
    *you forgot about me*

    • @jaypease6703
      @jaypease6703 Год назад +15

      “It looks like you forgot about me”

    • @N0rmanTheGhost
      @N0rmanTheGhost Год назад +9

      @@jaypease6703 circus baby vibes lol

    • @ultimatesigma445
      @ultimatesigma445 Год назад +2

      woah this exactly 100 rn.. should I change it 🤔

    • @jaypease6703
      @jaypease6703 Год назад

      @@ultimatesigma445 AYO happy 100 likes bro

    • @ultimatesigma445
      @ultimatesigma445 Год назад +1

      @@jaypease6703 thanks man

  • @tempname7134
    @tempname7134 5 лет назад +3218

    Imagine going to his house while him recording...

  • @God-xd1wr
    @God-xd1wr 4 года назад +536

    “The map isn’t that hard”
    He says while his hands transcend the 28th dimension

  • @cmda3852
    @cmda3852 5 лет назад +3352

    “Hey man I need you to destroy this vr set ok?”
    Tempex: “HOLD MY BEER”

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 5 лет назад +22

      That was a shit joke.

    • @arjunabayu7081
      @arjunabayu7081 5 лет назад +46

      @@Whatismusic123 well, can you EVEN do at least one joke here? Just because people make a joke here, they did'nt even say something offensive. If you don't like the joke, then shut you're mouth. Little child

    • @BeelzeBoop
      @BeelzeBoop 5 лет назад +23

      Don’t Censor Hentai Wow you just got destroyed also why even take time out of your day to say it’s a terrible joke when you could spend said time doing something better

    • @xQoxM
      @xQoxM 5 лет назад +23

      BanditoBurrito you could’ve said hold my sabers 🙃 I think it would be sound better not beer

    • @cmda3852
      @cmda3852 5 лет назад +10

      xQoxM true true true

  • @Frankary
    @Frankary 2 года назад +368

    Imagine being in the same room as them and just seeing their hands go absolutely crazy

    • @haleywooster
      @haleywooster Год назад +18

      bro puts tiktok dancers to shame

    • @morgatronday1234
      @morgatronday1234 Год назад +4

      knockout!x5

    • @kevinmygreenenergy5525
      @kevinmygreenenergy5525 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah imagine

    • @ChaoticCrescentWall
      @ChaoticCrescentWall 7 месяцев назад +6

      I'd back away slowly and keep at a safe distance; I wouldn't want to get smacked by a hand that's flying around at rapid speeds, or any hand really.

    • @ZacharyLerner-z4l
      @ZacharyLerner-z4l 7 месяцев назад +1

      My head moves faster than my hands fr

  • @xeyes.
    @xeyes. 5 лет назад +706

    2:15 he fricking did the Macarayna while playing megalovania remix in beat saber what a legend

  • @coolgamerusa
    @coolgamerusa 5 лет назад +435

    This is the kind of song where you double check ur controller straps, so it doesn’t fly off and make a hole in your wall.

    • @nu1ly105
      @nu1ly105 5 лет назад +3

      Omg lol

    • @senseifruit5932
      @senseifruit5932 5 лет назад +3

      So true

    • @Pokemaster-6727
      @Pokemaster-6727 5 лет назад +12

      I've broke 3 tv from the Wii motion controls I'll never make anymore mistakes

    • @kaylayee9303
      @kaylayee9303 5 лет назад +6

      My brother forgot the straps and it broke the window🤫 we didn’t tell mom.....

    • @seraphynx1989
      @seraphynx1989 5 лет назад +3

      @@kaylayee9303 how did she dint discovered ITS A DAMM WINDOW

  • @thiagopereira8125
    @thiagopereira8125 3 года назад +1637

    Hey Luke how did you become a Jedi master so quickly?
    “I played beat saber”

  • @TheRealXSanity
    @TheRealXSanity Год назад +60

    3:07 they way he shook the sabers, it was almost like I could hear him saying "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PATTERN"

  • @layanmeta
    @layanmeta 5 лет назад +2119

    Hopefully no more comments asking you to play this song or else you need to have a saber fight with them
    Edit a year later: He needs to have a saber fight

    • @layanmeta
      @layanmeta 5 лет назад +7

      Eva Echo nope. Why you thought i was Spanish?

    • @brandpotato3650
      @brandpotato3650 5 лет назад +2

      @@layanmeta idk it probably has to do something with your name otherwise i wouldn't think of any other reason

    • @darthlily7138
      @darthlily7138 5 лет назад +6

      I almost feel bad for the person who has to fight against Tempex because they comment asking him to play this song, they won't stand a chance.

    • @layanmeta
      @layanmeta 5 лет назад +3

      Lily Pad yep xD

    • @layanmeta
      @layanmeta 5 лет назад +3

      Eva Echo aw i am sorry. Sadly i am not spanish :P

  • @Mr_Punnpkin
    @Mr_Punnpkin 5 лет назад +963

    Imagine how this looks like whithout the head set
    U just come into this guys room and he is just flailing his arms around

  • @OrangeC7
    @OrangeC7 5 лет назад +3410

    "People who play video games all the time don't get any exerci--"

    • @cyrilcaseyblanco2140
      @cyrilcaseyblanco2140 5 лет назад +73

      And this game plays.

    • @Klixonex
      @Klixonex 5 лет назад +84

      1:00 2:58 3:43 5:09 Da fuaq you just say?

    • @Tamochabee
      @Tamochabee 5 лет назад +9

      yes

    • @karyv
      @karyv 5 лет назад +30

      @@Klixonex good luck with leg day

    • @megoskyblox1186
      @megoskyblox1186 5 лет назад +50

      @@karyv next thing you know he plays with them strapped to his legs

  • @certifiednolife
    @certifiednolife Год назад +286

    the speed at which he is moving the blades is as fast as my parents pulling out the whip after I've made a single mistake higher than the speed of light

  • @crabofsquid
    @crabofsquid 5 лет назад +578

    My God you hand eye coordination.
    Hate to play paintball with you.
    You'd shoot me before I could even have time to notice what's going on.

    • @fabiancovarrubias8710
      @fabiancovarrubias8710 5 лет назад +31

      Wait till he comes out saying he has zero hand eye coordination

    • @quest7314
      @quest7314 5 лет назад +24

      _Fencing_

    • @derpyderp7444
      @derpyderp7444 5 лет назад +22

      *_boxing_*

    • @Xxtictoc1216xX
      @Xxtictoc1216xX 5 лет назад +13

      I can’t wait for the quest but I’ve played a bit at friends house and vr arcade on beatsaber and it’s really all about training your brain to beatsaber and muscle memory. Every time i play I noticeably get better when I het back Although I’m nowhere this good, tempex is a BEAST

    • @fk2939
      @fk2939 5 лет назад +7

      *picks up pai-
      *dead noises*

  • @Bioz
    @Bioz 5 лет назад +5702

    -You finished this song?
    -Yes
    -What did it cost?
    -My arms
    (Edit: I never had this number of likes, 5k, it's incredible, thank you!)

    • @mexicanman6604
      @mexicanman6604 5 лет назад +100

      A small price to pay for Salvation.

    • @Idknomore2
      @Idknomore2 5 лет назад +46

      Perfectly balaced as everething shoud be

    • @mexicanman6604
      @mexicanman6604 5 лет назад +22

      André Caldeira Ah, a man of culture

    • @diegow_ww8697
      @diegow_ww8697 5 лет назад +6

      Suscríbe to pediepiem.ruclips.net/user/results?search_query=pewdiepie

    • @mogy6935
      @mogy6935 5 лет назад +3

      free fire al maximo 3333 wth

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 4 года назад +3108

    Teacher: "The test isn't that hard"
    The test:

    • @DeadGhost307
      @DeadGhost307 4 года назад +19

      Tempex our teacher now , eh ?

    • @poopydoopy1290
      @poopydoopy1290 4 года назад +67

      Teacher: “The test isn’t that hard”
      Me: “Because you have all the answers”

    • @Guyacrossthestreet
      @Guyacrossthestreet 4 года назад +9

      Mr. Diego like this man or not he is spittin straight facts

    • @-Name-here-
      @-Name-here- 4 года назад +11

      Idk personally this level doesn’t look very hard to me but I could be wrong(I do play beat saber on expert + not just guessing)

    • @killercuda1234
      @killercuda1234 4 года назад +5

      @@-Name-here- Its really not that bad. It is harder than all expert plus songs on ost #1 and #2, but some songs on ost #3 are harder.

  • @ItsScarpixer
    @ItsScarpixer 11 месяцев назад +28

    every couple months i always come back to this video. this one single video is the reason i got a vr headset and beatsaber and since then have continued playing this map to try and do it perfectly, thank you for being an insipration lol

  • @gensoseno2079
    @gensoseno2079 5 лет назад +3936

    *Family Watches their child waving its controls so fast*
    Mom: Is he ok?
    Sibling: Just let him be. He's exercising.

  • @1ksubswithnovideoschalleng551
    @1ksubswithnovideoschalleng551 4 года назад +599

    Doctor: How is your hand and eye coordination
    Him:

    • @Gamekid22_
      @Gamekid22_ 4 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @Tippex_Official
      @Tippex_Official 4 года назад +5

      Hahhaha
      Hey, good luck on the 1k no vid challenge btw, just lent you a hand with +1 sub to help you there

    • @solarshoneybee
      @solarshoneybee 4 года назад +1

      Scroll down and see a person named 2k subs with no vids

    • @vanilahitoriko
      @vanilahitoriko 4 года назад +1

      HELLO

  • @shikipatche
    @shikipatche 5 лет назад +5400

    You genius, the white and blue saber resemble San's eye color!
    _Outstanding Move!_

    • @akshayreddy4071
      @akshayreddy4071 5 лет назад +93

      So true about the eyes lol

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs 5 лет назад +97

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @Travminer123
      @Travminer123 5 лет назад +84

      Dante Devil mat cry it’s an undertale remix with megalovania in it. I think it has at least something to do with sans

    • @sheareyna7763
      @sheareyna7763 5 лет назад +36

      @@elsmaes2 Sans' eye turns blue when you fight him.

    • @morroghaiky6580
      @morroghaiky6580 5 лет назад +41

      @@sheareyna7763 Yellow and cyan.

  • @onemanoneperpes1119
    @onemanoneperpes1119 Год назад +104

    "How much pain do you want?"
    Yes

    • @anthonyina_bottle2443
      @anthonyina_bottle2443 Год назад +3

      Theres no pain until the next day. it sucks. the pain is worse than failing right before the end

    • @Goobbus
      @Goobbus Год назад +3

      @@anthonyina_bottle2443 from experience, i can agree. a couple of difficult, long songs can be awful for your arms the next day 😭

    • @beautifuluk3544
      @beautifuluk3544 2 месяца назад +1

      100th like

    • @minhajuddin6726
      @minhajuddin6726 2 месяца назад

      101th like

    • @minhajuddin6726
      @minhajuddin6726 2 месяца назад

      ​@beautifuli am your second accountuk3544

  • @game_killer4205
    @game_killer4205 5 лет назад +3126

    We must bring this guy with us to the Area 51 and give him the lightsabers we find

    • @janae8636
      @janae8636 5 лет назад +58

      Yeah,He’d do amazing

    • @gruntlos
      @gruntlos 5 лет назад +81

      But what if he is a guard

    • @ObscureDhampir
      @ObscureDhampir 5 лет назад +125

      @@gruntlos we use the Karens to talk to his Manager, then when he gets fired we bring him to our side...

    • @gruntlos
      @gruntlos 5 лет назад +101

      @@ObscureDhampir or we could just whip out a uno reverse card

    • @ObscureDhampir
      @ObscureDhampir 5 лет назад +34

      @@gruntlos truuuueee..

  • @TOMJAMlN
    @TOMJAMlN 5 лет назад +630

    Intro : so this wasn’t that hard
    Tempex : *proceeds to go super saiyan*

  • @0bdexcode
    @0bdexcode 5 лет назад +874

    Takes of headset.
    Realizes the destruction in his room.
    Tempex : What happened?

    • @RoachySucks
      @RoachySucks 5 лет назад +7

      Why do people spell it o.f. instead of o.f.f (Of is pronounced Ov spelt o.f. and Off is pronounced well Off GET IT RIGHT)

    • @donchan327
      @donchan327 5 лет назад +15

      @@RoachySucks Its only a comment, why u have to be mad?

    • @thepicklechamp
      @thepicklechamp 5 лет назад +4

      0bdex code *off

    • @xeyxeron
      @xeyxeron 5 лет назад +3

      xd

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 5 лет назад +1

      @@RoachySucks fuck of XD

  • @ThirdOfCove
    @ThirdOfCove Год назад +29

    Watching someone play a ridiculously hard Undertale song on Beat Saber. It fills you with DETERMINATION. File saved.

  • @DialUpDuck
    @DialUpDuck 4 года назад +529

    1:00 : Me swatting the mosquito in my room

  • @kingowo1354
    @kingowo1354 4 года назад +610

    “So this map isn’t that hard”
    5 seconds later: we’re about to go through TIME

    • @epicgamer9840
      @epicgamer9840 4 года назад

      100th Like bro
      You welcome.

    • @shortyallegro
      @shortyallegro 4 года назад +1

      Its not though...

    • @vickycurrie5081
      @vickycurrie5081 4 года назад

      I thought the same… -_-

    • @cupadoo
      @cupadoo 4 года назад +1

      SuburbanBench bruh upload a video of you doing it right now then. Full combo. If you think it's easy, do it.

    • @gdkyle541
      @gdkyle541 4 года назад

      (BAD TIME)

  • @estewey9663
    @estewey9663 5 лет назад +172

    "This map isn't that hard"
    *5 million blocks come at him at 300mph*
    0:59

  • @bugos69
    @bugos69 2 года назад +15

    Man, this guy is a legend

  • @pixelagent007
    @pixelagent007 3 года назад +754

    0:58 "Huh.. always wondered why people dont use their strongest attack first"
    Edit:
    Because some of you apparently don't know, yes, Sans says this in the game, after the first attack.

    • @HpEdits10
      @HpEdits10 3 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @kehrtum1
      @kehrtum1 3 года назад +17

      You right. What a reference.

    • @Daniel.50AE
      @Daniel.50AE 3 года назад +3

      LOOOLL

    • @jackelope1292
      @jackelope1292 3 года назад +3

      Exactly what sans would say...

    • @pixelagent007
      @pixelagent007 3 года назад +9

      @@jackelope1292 ... thats a quote ... thats how quotes work

  • @cc_cate
    @cc_cate 5 лет назад +467

    "This map isn't that hard"
    Me : ok I guess it not that hard then
    *_Reach Intro_*
    *Kowalski, Analysis.*

    • @pixelgamer4708
      @pixelgamer4708 5 лет назад +4

      1:00 owmya mo sindio (I think that's how it's pronounce)

    • @cc_cate
      @cc_cate 5 лет назад +10

      @@pixelgamer4708 wait you mean omae wa mou shindeiru?

    • @Suntas
      @Suntas 5 лет назад +3

      This had me literally crying of laughter

    • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
      @kaiserwilhelmii9705 5 лет назад +1

      @@cc_cate NANI?!

    • @vplaythrough9761
      @vplaythrough9761 5 лет назад

      @@pixelgamer4708 " omaewa mo shinderu" that's how I spell it

  • @frlans
    @frlans 4 года назад +375

    "You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh?"

    • @errorchamp
      @errorchamp 4 года назад +12

      The fbi wants your current location

    • @impulsive3239
      @impulsive3239 4 года назад +2

      I get it

    • @good4you925
      @good4you925 4 года назад +3

      "That what she said"

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 4 года назад +1

      THIS IS A GODDAMN Undertale REFERENCE NOT (i am a kid so i can't say it)
      and yes Chara does like swinging *KNIVES* =)
      (and eating chocolates)

    • @hamdanalali6881
      @hamdanalali6881 4 года назад

      Well it’s part of the game idiot

  • @rasazyhere6931
    @rasazyhere6931 Год назад +11

    4:51
    I LITERALLY LOVED THIS PART

  • @doggeenayter
    @doggeenayter 5 лет назад +718

    *sans theme ends
    “Finally it’s over-wait”
    **why do I still hear boss music**

  • @Tobo226
    @Tobo226 4 года назад +391

    0:37 “think I’ll play some beat saber to relax me”
    1:00: “HOLY SHIIIIIIT”

    • @anthonysisco4399
      @anthonysisco4399 4 года назад +4

      @kamen_bg_yt which dimensions did their hands go to

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 4 года назад +5

      Is that a JoJo reference?
      HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

    • @t.s6.__
      @t.s6.__ 4 года назад +2

      oop

    • @FROZZTY-sc6wr
      @FROZZTY-sc6wr 4 года назад +3

      @kamen_bg_yt 3:42 god mode

    • @breaddog769
      @breaddog769 4 года назад +1

      TGGamesmaster Language!

  • @jiraiyaramil9385
    @jiraiyaramil9385 5 лет назад +931

    “This map isn’t that hard”
    Me: **Literally sees how fast you have to move**

    • @chya_123
      @chya_123 5 лет назад +14

      Same. I thought by he saying it's not that hard so I think it shows was a beginner level. But then

    • @ExtriyIsGamming
      @ExtriyIsGamming 4 года назад +3

      He should be a Jedi master

    • @pocketwheat8847
      @pocketwheat8847 4 года назад +1

      It isn’t that hard, I beat it within a few hours.

    • @s0b3r57
      @s0b3r57 4 года назад +2

      Lol. He said it wasn’t that hard because he’s a professional. To your point of view, it’s hard because you probably haven’t played it yet. Or, you’re just bad at it.

    • @pocketwheat8847
      @pocketwheat8847 4 года назад +11

      Ambush gamer buddy this map is only expert plus. You’re a god damned liar tryna act cool shut the fuck up. If you’re gunna give your opinion don’t be an ass. You bumbling moron.

  • @whitespace6383
    @whitespace6383 Год назад +3

    I got an oculus quest 2 around 2 days ago, got beat saber, modded it and decided to give it a go. Somehow, in only 4 attempts, the song was beaten. I am amazed, rewatching my recording of it how smoothly I hit the blocks. Haven't beaten it again since. Good job Tempex!

    • @Hidroscope6969
      @Hidroscope6969 Год назад

      Major cap

    • @whitespace6383
      @whitespace6383 Год назад +1

      @@Hidroscope6969 I shifted from a PSVR headset so it isn't my first time playing Beat Saber. Unless you have a skill issue and got jealous, no, this is not infact major cap.

    • @mr.man200
      @mr.man200 Год назад

      U know what custom sabers these are?

    • @whitespace6383
      @whitespace6383 Год назад

      @@mr.man200 No clue, I'm still trying to figure out how to get custom sabers

    • @mr.man200
      @mr.man200 Год назад

      @@whitespace6383 oh, ok I'm pretty sure it's just a mod but when you find out pls jus tell me 😊

  • @darkanti427
    @darkanti427 5 лет назад +605

    0:52 do I hear something?
    1:00 HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS!

  • @Chrisp_chip
    @Chrisp_chip 5 лет назад +403

    His arms have the speed of both sonic and the flash combined *.*

    • @thegreatdabdos
      @thegreatdabdos 5 лет назад +10

      Not just his arms his reflexes are fast as heck too

    • @sepiatonedlobotomite
      @sepiatonedlobotomite 5 лет назад +4

      Not gonna lie when I first read this comment I thought it said sped not speed and I'm like 'excuse meh wot?' Then I realised it was speed and then I'm like 'op welp now I feel like an idiot'

    • @thenamesluca531
      @thenamesluca531 5 лет назад +1

      It’s called “ramen noodle jutsu”

    • @jetsfly1094
      @jetsfly1094 5 лет назад +4

      This person created the speed force

    • @fraza6259
      @fraza6259 5 лет назад +1

      And I thought I'm fast...

  • @SolarRex99
    @SolarRex99 5 лет назад +2686

    "So...this map isn't that hard"
    *Watches the whole video*
    Viewers: Are we a joke to you?

  • @christmastoybonnie6440
    @christmastoybonnie6440 2 года назад +6

    Damn this guy would make an unstoppable force for the jedi

  • @esmaamouffak565
    @esmaamouffak565 5 лет назад +288

    Imagine seeing a guy waving all over the place wearing a vr set

    • @jaroski4116
      @jaroski4116 5 лет назад +2

      I've already imagine that XD
      You should've seen mini ladd play XD

    • @thenerdejackiefan9569
      @thenerdejackiefan9569 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t have to. Only need to walk into the living room...😂

    • @chanblake4973
      @chanblake4973 5 лет назад

      And imagine someone from his family seeing him waving his hands like an idiot xD

    • @letmedoaonewordnamepls7425
      @letmedoaonewordnamepls7425 5 лет назад

      MOOD

  • @nootnoot9589
    @nootnoot9589 5 лет назад +630

    Beginning of video: Map isnt hard
    Sans: You are gonna have a bad time

    • @koantummechanics1636
      @koantummechanics1636 5 лет назад

      Auto Correct Hates me OH SHEET OF SCHOOL PAPER

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 5 лет назад +2

      Me : hey this isnt so bad. Even a noob like me can play it.
      Sans: Allow me to fix that for you

    • @sirrink2574
      @sirrink2574 5 лет назад +2

      *You're* gonna have a bad time

    • @cyrilcaseyblanco2140
      @cyrilcaseyblanco2140 5 лет назад

      No we are gonna have a bad time *ussr anthem plays*

    • @graziejovero5641
      @graziejovero5641 5 лет назад

      Player: seems this aint hard.
      Twelve seconds l8r
      Player: just more...😖😖
      Player two: can I try
      Later...
      Player 1:😲😲😲😲😲😲
      Player 2 : not bad 😎😎

  • @shxdowhour
    @shxdowhour 5 лет назад +133

    In game: *Has a 100 combo and is beating the level*
    In Reality: *Arms are broken*

  • @Froggo_e
    @Froggo_e 2 года назад +8

    Imagine someone got a full combo on this expert+

  • @jedigrandmaster6471
    @jedigrandmaster6471 5 лет назад +211

    *Tempex walks into the jeditemple*
    Guard: Your not permitted-
    Tempex: *Pulls out a pair of lightsabers*
    Guard: As you wish, my lord

  • @rgentite
    @rgentite 5 лет назад +2813

    Area 51 guards: hah? a sword? what is this, the middle ages?
    Raiders who play beat saber:

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 5 лет назад +76

      This dud could legit deflect tank shells.

    • @muichirotokitou2615
      @muichirotokitou2615 5 лет назад +62

      1:00 going that fast he could deflect a nuke

    • @WHITENITEHERO
      @WHITENITEHERO 5 лет назад +4

      he missed 5 times at the start

    • @macho_mann1951
      @macho_mann1951 5 лет назад +26

      5 times out of the 2000 blocks flying straight at him with barely anytime to react, can't believe he isn't that good

    • @КикБэк-ю8ж
      @КикБэк-ю8ж 5 лет назад

      YOU ALREADY DEAD

  • @benjaminmead7023
    @benjaminmead7023 5 лет назад +900

    My friend: what instrument do you play?
    Me: well, it's a bit complicated

    • @clonespec-ops1795
      @clonespec-ops1795 5 лет назад +16

      Ben M, If I were in that scenario, the reason it’d be complicated is because I am my instrument

    • @Marci69
      @Marci69 5 лет назад +4

      69 likes lol

    • @nontypical9446
      @nontypical9446 5 лет назад +4

      Pretty sure I’ve already seen this joke on Reddit.

    • @musicbychanc3
      @musicbychanc3 5 лет назад +3

      More like 8 BIT complicated.

    • @benjaminmead7023
      @benjaminmead7023 5 лет назад +2

      Hakz Studio well
      Yes

  • @Afif_e
    @Afif_e 9 месяцев назад +2

    My childhood video....

  • @gocommitnotfeelingsogood7808
    @gocommitnotfeelingsogood7808 5 лет назад +267

    Darth Vader : I fear no man but that thing *points at Tempex* it scares me.

  • @makeumove
    @makeumove 5 лет назад +575

    NANI!!!?!
    This is Insane. So nice quality first-person view play movie, Tempex!
    OMG I'm really impressed 😮

    • @xTempex
      @xTempex  5 лет назад +67

      Thank you!
      Congratulations with 100 000 subscribers!

    • @theodoremariano3375
      @theodoremariano3375 5 лет назад +21

      Handshake between the two best virtual swordmen.

    • @dionlai6814
      @dionlai6814 4 года назад +1

      omg makeumove!!

    • @aredwards3
      @aredwards3 4 года назад +1

      makeUmove .ME TO

    • @aredwards3
      @aredwards3 4 года назад

      dion lai . What do you mean

  • @_av1
    @_av1 2 года назад +2

    DUDE I CANT STOP REPLAYING IT-

  • @tree1915
    @tree1915 5 лет назад +363

    BREAKING NEWS: Man raids area 51 with 2 swords and massacres every guard in sight

    • @tommuller6373
      @tommuller6373 5 лет назад +6

      yeah xD

    • @Cosmic_407
      @Cosmic_407 5 лет назад +5

      😑 You can't expect to raid area 51 with two light sabers and expect not to die bullets travel slower in the Star Wars universe in this universe you can't Dodge a bullet me: obliterate everyone in Area 51 everyone: realizes that thay can't kill every gard in Area 51

    • @tree1915
      @tree1915 5 лет назад +11

      Dallan Malachi its called a joke

    • @TheKennedyTwins
      @TheKennedyTwins 5 лет назад +6

      Dallan Malachi r/wooosh

    • @tree1915
      @tree1915 5 лет назад +7

      Nathan Lothridge not funny, didn’t laugh

  • @cergiobatang1607
    @cergiobatang1607 5 лет назад +341

    0:59
    Game: I’m about to end this man whole
    career
    Him: (pulls out his reverse card)

    • @v.sc..
      @v.sc.. 5 лет назад +8

      XD
      Me: eems pretty easy
      *.0001 secs later*
      Me: WHAT THE F-

    • @valierusinovin8868
      @valierusinovin8868 5 лет назад +5

      @@v.sc.. I'm convinced that half of this map is just frantically swinging around hoping you hit everything

    • @yungticklemonster
      @yungticklemonster 5 лет назад

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @v.sc..
      @v.sc.. 5 лет назад +2

      You're not alone friend, you're not alone!

    • @GentlemanDan
      @GentlemanDan 5 лет назад

      you guys realize he has the no loss feature on you can easily tell by looking at the combo

  • @razorbladeisaac912
    @razorbladeisaac912 5 лет назад +374

    The music fills you with
    *DETERMINATION*

  • @furkangulrenk
    @furkangulrenk Год назад +4

    I took my hat off for this effort bro.well done!!😅

  • @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke
    @BigMelvinHarrisSmoke 4 года назад +156

    “Uhh dude the camera wasn’t on”

    • @decivedpick1867
      @decivedpick1867 4 года назад +3

      Oh shit here we go again

    • @Donut-ul3rr
      @Donut-ul3rr 4 года назад +3

      "heh it's ok, I can do it again"

    • @Lara-kf1jz
      @Lara-kf1jz 4 года назад +1

      What camera?

    • @blazeburner1642
      @blazeburner1642 4 года назад

      Lara how do you think he recorded this?

    • @kylelok4860
      @kylelok4860 4 года назад

      @@decivedpick1867 STOP SWEARING IM A KID IDOT FRICKING IDIOT

  • @ros_thedos8547
    @ros_thedos8547 4 года назад +336

    "isn't that hard"
    Is this guy god or something?!

    • @nathan24-_-2
      @nathan24-_-2 4 года назад +20

      Ros _the dos I think veteran or expert beat saber players would probably agree with him
      I don’t play beat saber nor do I even have the money for it, but as a fellow rhythm game player, it looks like with enough practice I can also come to the point where I could also say “it’s not hard, just stupid mapping”.
      I gotta stop using commas, that sentence was almost Edgar Allan Poe level

    • @rexyburke8362
      @rexyburke8362 4 года назад +2

      Ros _the dos no he's above God

    • @rexyburke8362
      @rexyburke8362 4 года назад +1

      Nathan24-_- also r/wooooooooosh

    • @thatguyinthegroup2728
      @thatguyinthegroup2728 4 года назад +2

      No he is not god.
      For he created god.

    • @hoetato3131
      @hoetato3131 4 года назад +1

      Yes he is

  • @theroyalskeleton9535
    @theroyalskeleton9535 5 лет назад +312

    I fear no man
    but that thing **looks at Tempex**
    It scares me

  • @JustinLory
    @JustinLory 11 месяцев назад +2

    Holy hell dude, you did an amazing job!!!

  • @ar1n77
    @ar1n77 5 лет назад +328

    "This map isn't that hard"
    Me : *pLAy LiKe TuRtLe tHeN LoSę*

    • @michichikito5636
      @michichikito5636 5 лет назад

      2:56 no is megalovania :,,v
      2:58 but its beautiful :3

  • @FeaturesGaming
    @FeaturesGaming 4 года назад +436

    0:00: Oh, this ain't too bad, this is going be so easy...
    0:59: WHAT THE HELL??

    • @maddox1049
      @maddox1049 4 года назад +5

      tbh dude its not actually as hard as it seems

    • @Nick-jp6fs
      @Nick-jp6fs 4 года назад +3

      Features Gaming It’s like it’s likefast speed but it’s not

    • @maddox1049
      @maddox1049 4 года назад +1

      @@Nick-jp6fs it only looks hard because of the beginning but when you try it you realise all you need to do is get the right technique

    • @Takumin0w0
      @Takumin0w0 4 года назад

      Lol kirito be like

    • @toastedwheat624
      @toastedwheat624 4 года назад

      haha but slow it down the start is just two sabers down, do that but on far right and left, that twice, sidewards on the far right and left then basically jfhowheoahfoiheowihqohioqhfoihowhfowhoefih

  • @mariestartin5895
    @mariestartin5895 4 года назад +1284

    “This map isn’t hard”
    *PRESS X FOR DOUBT*

  • @TreyPlayz4Dayz
    @TreyPlayz4Dayz 9 месяцев назад +7

    This is the video that got me into beat saber. I’m not kidding. This is my first comment, but I am grateful you made this. You started my journey to become a great beat saber player and a RUclipsr itself. Thank you bro. If anyone sees this, thank you so much for reading this.

  • @shaneandashroleplay3025
    @shaneandashroleplay3025 5 лет назад +170

    tempex: finally complete this song
    director of star wars: we need this guy

  • @quai8193
    @quai8193 5 лет назад +135

    This impression...
    The impression of someone who tried the song 1000 times ...
    I think you'r arms are having a bad time ..

    • @bryngriffiths5152
      @bryngriffiths5152 5 лет назад +4

      Megalovania inesifies it fills you with determination your file has been saved

  • @lil_ducc4491
    @lil_ducc4491 5 лет назад +162

    1:00 God *DAMN* the adrenaline hit.
    My compliments for not destroying your limbs and controllers.

    • @cursedj238
      @cursedj238 5 лет назад

      it like you break your computer lol

  • @Youngkratos101
    @Youngkratos101 4 месяца назад +1

    5yr: I wanna play this game!
    Five seconds later:

  • @gottinn7449
    @gottinn7449 5 лет назад +284

    0:33 me chilling at the beach sitting in the water
    1:00 sees a shark swimming toward me

  • @TheSlopMeister
    @TheSlopMeister 4 года назад +739

    Nobody:
    The Japanese kid playing reaction games in the arcade:

  • @SirBlues-wz7ld
    @SirBlues-wz7ld 5 лет назад +639

    "Finally played Reality Check Through the Skull"
    *Ahh good another public suicide*

    • @shinobipro4334
      @shinobipro4334 5 лет назад

      Sir. Blues What do you mean

    • @pooh5189
      @pooh5189 5 лет назад

      @@shinobipro4334 kids like you that dont understand anything upset me

    • @shinobipro4334
      @shinobipro4334 5 лет назад

      Seriously tell me what it means

    • @pooh5189
      @pooh5189 5 лет назад

      @@shinobipro4334 figure it out

    • @twilistrategist1272
      @twilistrategist1272 5 лет назад

      @@shinobipro4334 Joke. About how frustrating the song can be.

  • @Sandflowgames
    @Sandflowgames Год назад +4

    “Bro just trust me the map isn’t hard”
    The map :

  • @peregrinus524
    @peregrinus524 5 лет назад +107

    Tempex:
    Single-handedly defeats the Star Wars Empire
    *AND I WAS ONLY USING 1% OF MY POWER*

  • @lukecarson1412
    @lukecarson1412 4 года назад +744

    Teacher: u may start your test
    My last 2 brain cells:

    • @schronicyt1199
      @schronicyt1199 4 года назад +5

      that is soooooooooooo damn true

    • @GamerTroll911
      @GamerTroll911 4 года назад +9

      BUT THEN YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU TOO SEE THE NERD WRITING EVERYTHING DOWN LIKE TEMPEX SLASHING ALL THE CUBES

    • @GamerTroll911
      @GamerTroll911 4 года назад +3

      Do not like Luke’s comment, it’s too perfect.

    • @thetownlesbian
      @thetownlesbian 4 года назад

      Legally can’t like your comment, but I feel it on a cosmic level

    • @LazyBell_
      @LazyBell_ 4 года назад +1

      *loads up lmg with a determined intent*

  • @russangoat7812
    @russangoat7812 5 лет назад +656

    Snorts 15 more lines of coke.
    "Alright, let's run it again"

    • @youth897
      @youth897 5 лет назад

      This guy is fucking amazing

    • @Lo-xk9ds
      @Lo-xk9ds 5 лет назад +4

      U weren't realistic its gonna be 20

    • @RedBruhhh
      @RedBruhhh 5 лет назад +6

      None of you were right 100 lines and 50 shots

    • @MorningStarIDEK
      @MorningStarIDEK 5 лет назад +4

      *shakes and dies*

    • @theeverydecadeposter366
      @theeverydecadeposter366 5 лет назад +2

      bruh yould be so high you'd think they were blocks of cheese.

  • @Koshisanyt
    @Koshisanyt Год назад +5

    We can officially say he has 100 iq and the best hand eye coordination

  • @Codye
    @Codye 5 лет назад +159

    Impressive
    You did it with out any healing items

    • @ayhamgotem7563
      @ayhamgotem7563 5 лет назад +7

      anyone who fully watched undertale here?

    • @EpicEnderDrag0n
      @EpicEnderDrag0n 5 лет назад +3

      @@ayhamgotem7563 me sadly

    • @Elvyne
      @Elvyne 5 лет назад +5

      Fully watched, and played :)

    • @Syn.
      @Syn. 5 лет назад +3

      @@ayhamgotem7563 Watched, what are you? Are you even human?

    • @dogwithacamera2722
      @dogwithacamera2722 5 лет назад +1

      I’ve destroyed every route a few times

  • @jabberstabber812
    @jabberstabber812 5 лет назад +453

    Teachers: All games do is worsen your eyesight.
    Parents: You should go outside, not play those games. Your not learning anything from them.
    Tempex: *Observe*

  • @AceTheDogChomper
    @AceTheDogChomper 4 года назад +220

    Imagine his mom walks in seeing his arms go insanely fast

    • @funnyskull14
      @funnyskull14 4 года назад +6

      His mom would know that he became god already

    • @nonomgamer110
      @nonomgamer110 4 года назад +5

      His Mom:Have you been training to be a samurai?

    • @extrions3288
      @extrions3288 4 года назад +5

      She will call priest

    • @atripine1
      @atripine1 4 года назад +3

      Tempex: (just playing beat saber). Mum: pOsSEsSeD

    • @Pugify1
      @Pugify1 4 года назад +1

      Name Games the mom : ;-; is my son okay O_O

  • @kateoltmans7564
    @kateoltmans7564 Год назад +2

    Trust me, that's HARD to me because I can't beat an Expert level on the 5th try. This was just amazing! Props to you bro 👍

  • @DelyZlatanova
    @DelyZlatanova 5 лет назад +862

    Teacher: the light is the fastest thing on the earth
    This guy:

    • @AHMEDALI-vq4vc
      @AHMEDALI-vq4vc 5 лет назад +10

      the light

    • @MrOOF-jy9xg
      @MrOOF-jy9xg 5 лет назад +7

      the light

    • @spongygg2288
      @spongygg2288 5 лет назад +5

      the light

    • @jdao1sm
      @jdao1sm 5 лет назад +12

      nah fam before anyone r/whoosh es me, I know this is a joke but for him to see the things on time, the light from the headset has to get to his eyes. So he basically relies on the light to play meaning he’s already guaranteed slower than the light.

    • @MrOOF-jy9xg
      @MrOOF-jy9xg 5 лет назад +13

      @@jdao1sm r/notgonnapayattentiontothewhooshwarning r/woosh

  • @pbrn2533
    @pbrn2533 5 лет назад +239

    *sees Sans
    HE FINALLY PLAYED IT!
    *Doggo music starts playing
    *they had us in the first half I'm not gonna lie.*

    • @realtheuhh
      @realtheuhh 5 лет назад +1

      *First Half

    • @pbrn2533
      @pbrn2533 5 лет назад +1

      @@realtheuhh OK there. Hope ur happy

    • @pbrn2533
      @pbrn2533 5 лет назад

      @Dorian Bostic bruh what for. I don't get it. Sorry I'm slightly stupid

    • @fengroukan9148
      @fengroukan9148 5 лет назад

      @Dorian Bostic Whut? Don't abuse the r/woosh, nothing here to wo0osh. And don't say it can only be 3 o's either.

    • @kroned1
      @kroned1 5 лет назад

      dont fall into the traps next time :) r/woooosh

  • @jokunaja1
    @jokunaja1 5 лет назад +199

    0:18 : BORED
    0:33 : Oh easy...
    0:50 : Wait..
    0:55 : Did i hear Megalovania ?
    1:00 : ... *_* HOLY SANS !!!!
    2:01 : Finally... My bad time is OVER !!!
    2:53 : Why i hear Megalovania again ?
    2:58 : Really ?! My bad time is COME AGAIN !!!

  • @Bownutz4ever
    @Bownutz4ever Год назад +1

    I don’t understand how your reflexes and movement is so insane

  • @w.dgaster2471
    @w.dgaster2471 5 лет назад +598

    “You really like swinging that thing around huh”

  • @anzuce9456
    @anzuce9456 5 лет назад +214

    I will believe the fact that his arms are not attached to his body anymore.

    • @thewaterclub5258
      @thewaterclub5258 5 лет назад +2

      ZedShinzo there attached to beat saber

    • @alfredhoonter5955
      @alfredhoonter5955 5 лет назад

      You have " 69" likes for this comment ??????!!!!! Absolute mad lad!!!

  • @samwright939
    @samwright939 5 лет назад +106

    "Not that hard" he said
    "Too many requests" HE said
    I had to try 5 times just to see your hands and then i still couldnt tell wtf was going on.

  • @jackmccool9911
    @jackmccool9911 Год назад +3

    Teachers: The test isn’t that hard. Its only one try.
    The test:

  • @SomeRandomInternetNinja
    @SomeRandomInternetNinja 5 лет назад +11079

    Me at the Beginning: It isn’t too bad...
    *Hears Megalovania in the distance*
    Me: Oh f*ck
    Edit:This comment is now copyrighted. Anyone using it is getting sued

    • @kywii6678
      @kywii6678 5 лет назад +359

      *Bad time is coming.*
      (Edit : 100+ likes ?
      *tongue noise* Noice.)

    • @gokulelegendaire4865
      @gokulelegendaire4865 5 лет назад +73

      You dont like megalovania ? ? ? ? ?

    • @SomeRandomInternetNinja
      @SomeRandomInternetNinja 5 лет назад +205

      Goku le Légendaire It’s because you know something hard is gonna happen when you hear it

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 лет назад +166

      How it feels to chew 5 gum
      Edit: hey 75 likes. Most I've gotten in quite some time.

    • @FakeMonika
      @FakeMonika 5 лет назад +113

      why do i hear boss music?

  • @coolgamerusa
    @coolgamerusa 5 лет назад +145

    Oh yeah, I can do this
    *turns on no death from missing*

  • @LdzSols
    @LdzSols 5 лет назад +911

    Tempex: *has completed this song*
    Luke Skywalker: we need this guy

    • @7outof7007
      @7outof7007 5 лет назад +9

      She compleated but wiht a lot of misses

    • @foxyakil131
      @foxyakil131 5 лет назад +2

      Your both assuming gender

    • @foxyakil131
      @foxyakil131 5 лет назад +2

      defan world also no misses if there was it says

    • @foxyakil131
      @foxyakil131 5 лет назад +2

      Oh wait nvm there is a lot of misses

    • @7outof7007
      @7outof7007 5 лет назад +3

      Told ya

  • @Jaiden-hr6om
    @Jaiden-hr6om Год назад +2

    God dam his arms must be burning by now

  • @IslamicLesson0
    @IslamicLesson0 5 лет назад +485

    me thinking this wasn’t megalovania.
    * *megalovania starts to play in back ground* *
    _ah shit here we go again_

    • @user-tq6fx7tl7e
      @user-tq6fx7tl7e 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @andurasu1204
      @andurasu1204 5 лет назад

      Wait..... I KNOW THAT MEMES

    • @justcharger4803
      @justcharger4803 5 лет назад

      It’s dusttale meglovania

    • @tomeromcclenton5072
      @tomeromcclenton5072 5 лет назад +2

      Me: hmm... megalovania...
      Me 5 seconds in: uh...
      Me when it appears in the background: oh... yeah... that’s megalovania...

  • @Icancontrolit
    @Icancontrolit 5 лет назад +298

    Area 51 guards:is he holding a sword
    hahaha-
    *megalovania starts playing*
    You feel like you limbs are gonna have a bad time

    • @JoeJoe-im3cn
      @JoeJoe-im3cn 5 лет назад +2

      We lost at area 51 2 million people were liar/scared to come

    • @itsbobbymcbobbster
      @itsbobbymcbobbster 5 лет назад +1

      *sigh

    • @Yeetboi-lf7yz
      @Yeetboi-lf7yz 5 лет назад +1

      ahhjeuethe best 150 people came
      Disappointing

    • @worldsdeadlliest
      @worldsdeadlliest 5 лет назад

      That raid... I mean, the party was fun at least but I just went home the next day... Wasted trip

  • @freedjet8
    @freedjet8 4 года назад +440

    "The chef is in the back preparing the meal, his cutting skills are remarkable."
    *The chef:*

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 4 года назад +3

      That's funny, and even more so for me because i'm training to become a cook.

    • @ssgssgoku4728
      @ssgssgoku4728 4 года назад +2

      Me I play at 2x the speed

    • @Mono-ko1kh
      @Mono-ko1kh 4 года назад +2

      Oh the news reporter better get out the way XD

    • @SpiritofFireMrVader
      @SpiritofFireMrVader 4 года назад +1

      Get him a thousand watermelons if they think his skills are remarkable.

    • @zekiro2644
      @zekiro2644 4 года назад

      And the blocks are blocked lotatoes carrots, tofu

  • @Xapacu
    @Xapacu 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh, shit. Holy shit! This is so hard!!!