Gen Alpha Brainrot Crash Course w/ Kurtis Conner & Cassius Pettit
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TEAM! We're back with a heap of nuggets and we're joined by my two pals @kurtisconner and @CassiusPettit! Today the boys are teaching me a thing or two about Alpha culture that I don't understand! I hope you learn as much as I do!
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11:44 gooning is edging for so long you reach a deep meditative state
mog mog mog mog mog mog
mr mayor?
What song is this?
kut boy haiiii :3 u mog in Ohio
mog mog
edge edge edge edge edge edge
I was like “Why does that dude look like Kurtis with a beard..” and then I used my eyes to read
good critical thinking
@@CarolineCalvano thank you, I tried my best
Nah cuz i read first and i was like “where???” And then i remembered the mullet 💀
@@rexellerainbow1173 “where” is sending meee
how good is reading with your eyes though
i really wish "gooning" meant something like "having a silly, rambunctious time with your pals" and not what it actually means
I really wish they didn’t think they’d made something up with that word, when edging has been around for so long.
You can do it rambunctiously with pals
My favorite tweet is how what would these people who called themselves alpha if they found out its connect to gay omegaverze smu+
Before this I knew gooning to mean when you get taken to one of those abusive wildlife camps in the troubled teen industry. That's what they call it when they essentially get kidnapped in the middle of the night with the parents consent
I thought it was being a goon like an evil guys goon 😞
edging is like a kink tho like it's bdsm related so the fact that this gen turned it into some weird testosterone alpha male thing is crazy
I'm not sure I would qualify that as a kink. It's more just really drawn out jacking lol
Edging has also been a weird testosterone thing for over a decade.
ur not very familiar with 4chan huh lmao
@@jeddmold bdsm is a bit older than 4chan dear heart
@@jeddmold the only people who use 4chan are freaks
i love how they're talking about nikola tesla as if he wasn't just very gay.
I was wondering the same thing, like guys... You know there could be more than one explanation for a man "never having a woman" right?
this whole video it looks like cash is putting his arm lovingly around jacob’s waist
i was
@@CassiusPettitlove that for you
Cuz they alpha
He was mogging Jacob obviously
@@CassiusPettit cute
14:29 tesla was probably gay! bro was sending love letters to his “close friends”
the most sigma thing a man can do is make out with another man
I was about to say this LMAO
He also was in love with a pigeon in his 70s. And I think if more people fell in love with pigeons the world would be a better place
fellas being gay is the most alphapilled thing you can do confirmed!!
He was losing his mind for a pigeon
Seeing the way gyatt has changed from an exclamation to an actual word has been such a ride like I know exactly how it happened, I actively saw it happening, and I’m still like how tf did that happen what
can you tell me the gyatt lore?
@@dprdenny ok so originally gyatt was just like an exclamation of surprise that was an exaggerated way of pronouncing the word “god”, so for example, instead of saying “goddam!” someone would say “gyatt damn!”. It was created and used predominantly in African American communities and was/is considered aave. Black people started saying “gyatt damn” on social media as a joke when people had like surprisingly big butts and everyone else noticed, it got shortened to just “gyatt” because people love a good cutoff, and the rest is history!
wowww, i had no idea omg. i tried to ask my younger sibling a while ago and even they didn’t quite know lmfao, ty!
@@thatrantinggirl7376the journey of AAVE becoming a shell of it's meaning after becoming part of popular culture is so common lol
@@sumlemI think the worst example of this is the word “woke”
i had to look at the thumbnail 10 times omg
the way I was just about to go to bed...
The way I just woke up 🙏
Literally me😭
@@carmenthompson2906same 😔
Litterally have to go to uni in 12 min likeeeee
Me and my husband were tucked in but then we had to lock in and watch 😔
Only sigma males post during the middle of the night 💪
🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
time zones?😭
damn these are some fresh freaking nuggets, and they’re bald flavoured!
i read balls flavored🙁
My Charborg pilled ass the instant I read this
@@me2917 hashtag team balls 😜🎀🤞
a win for people in timezones where its day lets goooo 🙏‼️‼️
I'm not in the right time zone for that but I'm night shift so I'm here 😂
rare indo W
And for those with insomnia 😅
Dropped at 2am for me lmaoo
It took me so long to figure out who Kurtis was in the thumbnail
Help me please I can't figure it out
This trio is my dream blunt rotation.
has jacob made other vids with cassius
Didnt expect alpha bros to praise an asexual furry but im actually not all that surprised
whomst??? 😭
@@blue4155 nikola tesla. had no women and fell in love with a pigeon, from what i’ve heard.
that is a feathery, not a furry
thumbnail lookmaxxing goes crazy
i thought i saw you today but it was a chickpea
Kurtis slips into the mindset of the self-professed “alpha” so effortlessly
i clicked on this fully convinced this was an episode of the sad boyz podcast and then wondering why it was on jacob's channel lol
No way i recognize cash from Noel’s videos! His photography work is legendary! Shoutout to the goat
Me too! I was like whaaat
Its so shocking that cash's full name is cashew nut
Kurtis is so good at doing Tim Allen's Home Depot noise
the way these guys talk about edging is so funny 😭😭 they talk about it like it’s so serious and like it’s a huge deal
when i think of guys who are into edging I don’t think of guys who call themselves “sigma males” or “alphas” I think of subby boys that want someone to tie them up
also yes, edging can be a partnered thing (and it usually involves some kind of dom/sub dynamic
My brain could not comprehend what was wrong with the thumbnail, I thought I was hallucinating random beards😭
i love that the "alpha men" in the video (13:58) referred to procreation as "recreation" lmaooo
14:20 okay isnt this crazy because humans are like, the only animal thats evolved away from having the sole purpose of reproduction
Dolphins have sex for fun too.
No we arent, not even remotely close? Wtf are you talking about... every social species has done this,, also evolution doesn't have a purpose or goal, it is just a function that exists. Its just a concept. It isnt *trying* to reproduce, it just does so because the things that don't, arent here anymore....but that isn't a goal thats just the fact that things that exist, exist, and things that don't exist, don't exist....
surprisingly, this actually isn’t the case! there are a lot of mammal species that engage in what’s technically called “non-reproductive sexual behavior” (tho this isn’t limited to mammals either!). bonobos are notorious for this - they’re one of only a few species that are entirely bisexual (sometimes even having more homosexual sex than heterosexual!), and literally will have sex with one another until they get bored of it lol. Male lions have sex with each other for bonding. The animal world is a lot more gay than you might think!
Okay, so as someone who has basically sworn off dating (for this stage of my life), being horny does NOT help my goals. If I'm walking around horny all the time, I WILL settle for some asshole dude. "Self care" is key if you don't want to date
this is why traditional dating to settle down is such a disaster at a younger age. the number of men I wasted YEARS on just because I was horned up and they were the current partner.. you get all tangled up with somebody and have to spend a minimum of months per relationship to get into and out of it, all the while possibly missing someone who might actually be really great for you personality-wise
people just don't understand this is how hormones work, not 'female hegemony'
this is so real lmao
@@xXluluchanelXx ABSOLUTELY!!!
exactly this! “self care” is beneficial too (as long as it’s not an addiction) and it’s a healthy way to relax and get rid of sexual urges without any repercussions
Jacob being the offline king we never knew we had ❤
thanks for the nugs, hoping they help me pass my driving test tomorrow (my hopes are nonexistent )
You got this !!!!!
you got this ❤
BESTIE U GOT THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
remember to -maybe- not crash!
I PASSED THE NUGS WORK YALL!! (but sadly passing didnt give me sudden confidence in driving and parking i am still a nervous wreck on the road)
all this time i thought gooning was just being silly
brainrot is such an insane thing like i feel like its taking years off my life
the good news is that you can undo it
@@cosmosisrose by gambling and smoking, remember 99.999% of gamblers quit before they hit it big.
Jacob imma be so fr, idk if it’s the shrooms still in the system making me trip shit but Cassius being so fried rn be tripping me tf out I love it
What lmfao
These nuggets are mogged flavor 🤫🧏🏻♂️
"Phthalates, what's that?"
"(Proceeds to confidently not answer the question)"
"Ohhhh"
I literally don't know what any of this means but I am LAUGHING bro omfg I didn't think I'd feel so old at literally 20
Walter White saying "you mogged me" is gonna be in my head forever I just know it
It may be 3 am, but I just GOTTA watch Gen alpha brainrot crash course w/ Kurtis Conner and Cassius Petit, made by jacobsharpeiscool!!!!
I’ve GYATT to watch this video (please put a gun in my mouth for saying that.)
can't believe kurtis and jacob are musicians and immediately went into a 3:4 polyrhythm before the video even started
What a birthday gift! Thanks guys!
Happy day to you and many more 💯🎂
Happy Birthday 🎉
Kurtis spaces uploads out enough where i was able to see the thumbnail and be like… oh nice kurt boi grew out a beard must be one hell of a tour hes on (was amazing when he came to new orleans)
had to sit on the toilet bc i literally SHART myself on "i wizz up this gyatt all day"
Bro the beard on Kurtis SHOOK me
Cassius looks like Jarvis Johnson if Jarvis was a different guy
unfortunately im unironically obsessed with brain rot edits
same
Jacob why did you post this delicious meal right before i want to sleep for school 😭
"Its not because of circumstance" its because of circumcision
This is more the younger genz that are still in middle school, I don’t think a first grader is sitting at their computer making breaking bad brain rot skibidi sticking out ur gyatt for the rizzler edits
Gen alpha is def into skibidi toilet, I worked in a house with like 5-7 year old kids and they were all about that shit
@@realleon2328 yea no doubt they’re into it, it’s just being created by genz. I feel like the whole looksmaxxing thing isn’t reaching the elementary schoolers yet (or I hope so)
can more people talk about Kurtis's full on beard in the thumbnail? I had to a double take when I saw it 🤣
thankyou for the great video, currently going though hell and your videos are an immensely appreciated respite for my mind 🖖🏻
I was about to eat without a vid but then a masterpiece
thank u sm for coming to Appleton! I've been extremely depressed lately, yours and Jacob's live comedy made me laugh out loud for the first time in weeks. I know there's not much to do here but please come back!!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
This group was genuinely one of the best for this topic.
why was this so helpful thank you jacob
I love when Jacob collabs with Kurtis. They have such a good dynamic
We know it's another RUclips video 😂 but thanks for the welcome 🤗 and thanks for saying its a RUclips video 😅 love this gang!
it is morning in turkiye, thanks for posting a video to watch with my breakfast
Let he who hath not gooned cast the first mog.
Night shift gang, got to watch this on my lunch break 😋🤙
found this video on my recommended just after making nuggets. divine timing fr 😭🙏🏾
Haha Jacob called him Nicklaus Tesla.
Funniest part of the video for me
“You can squeeze me into your edge sesh?” 😭😭 I have literally no idea whats going on but this video is my new favorite ever
KURTIS CONNER SAID ROOT BEER
Sbassbear has a great song that explains Gooning
i swear the grumps were talking about gooning years before tiktok was 🤣
I have brain rot now. Love you guys!
what the fiddle frick is happening kurtis explaining this is so funny especially bc it only left me more confused not kurtis’s fault ofc
This video fueled my quarter life crisis. Those first few tiktoks made me realize I understand None of the gen alpha lexicon. Thanks for the crash course though, now I feel slightly less like I'm listening to a foreign language
This was actually really helpful for me to better understand my middle school brother when he talks 😂
Hey Jacob!! I was raised as a JW, and always appreciate you calling them out when it comes up. I’m starting to post my first videos ever to talk about my like as an ex JW. I’m sure you’re busy, but I’m trying to connect with fellow ex JW online! Thank you!!! ❤
2am post lets goooo
Omg I love these videos. My favorites are the ATLA ones where they sing different pop songs. Zuko the producer and Aang the talent
I’m out here trying to be a Ligma male
what... whats a ligma..
@@huh1327 A type of Alpha male, thanks for asking! :) Gottem.
@@ariatempest dang ig there are good people in the world
This video made me loose my edge streak 😂😂🎉🔥🔥🙏 BOOOIIIINNNNGGG!!
well actually ☝️🤓 edging and gooning are not synonymous but rather two key components of a lifestyle where edging is the act of denying oneself yahoo and then gooning is the mindset of purposefully edging with the intent of not yahooing for a multiple edging sessions at a time
The people needed to know
Jacob: "You're probably wondering why I brought you two here today...".
The only valid thing that was attempted was the endocrine disruptor conversation, but even that he managed to completely botch 😂
Ni- cola instead of Nick-o-la is so crazy 😭😭
You are the first male RUclipsr who I've seen get a Love and Pies sponsorship lol
Oh shit late night upload.
I think "Baby Gronk" came from a tweet, first, right? The one that's like "I'm 45 amd every tweet these days sounds like this to me"
They are glowing
Probably the 3 best looking guys on youtube all in one place ☺
This is like my 25th video stg, why tf am I not already subbed 🤔🤔
Can I just say as a millennial in their 30s, i dont think i understood half of what was going on in this video 🤣🤣
thanks for the gyatt nuggets you edged for us ♥
Thank gods, I almost got bored at work.
i got brain rot from watching this, i feel like im going manic or something with these terms 😭
I’m learning so much from this video. (I am gen z but I don’t get a lot on the internet)
I really went “where’s Kurtis?” When I seen the thumbnail. My brain couldn’t comprehend photoshop
My brain cannot comprehend half of the words in this video I think I need Internet brainrot to English subtitles.
A few minutes in and my take away is that Jacob goons to Breaking Bad edits
Hi Jacob
This is actual brain nourishment
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Jacob… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Andrew Sharpe. 🥰❤️🫶🏽
Kurt's shirt is baby gronk levels of sigma🤩
So ohio
this might be a deep cut but i havent seen cash since the noel miller vlogs in like 2017 omg
MY PONY LONELY IN THE PARKING LOT YEA!! 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼
Gen alpha is beyond saving.
Omg we have the same cat! 😊 I just know that’s a sweetie
Kurtis looks insane on that thumbnail, ik he has like a beard filter on and shiz but it’s still wild looking