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  • @yujie9305
    @yujie9305 8 месяцев назад +144488

    first time he’s actually made something practical and useful

    • @matthewaaa5138
      @matthewaaa5138 8 месяцев назад +17328

      Yeah lemme just go in the drawers and pull out the ol pizza axe

    • @unai49999
      @unai49999 8 месяцев назад +10233

      ​@@matthewaaa5138bold of you coming in here with that pfp

    • @Are_you_eyeballing_me
      @Are_you_eyeballing_me 8 месяцев назад +4799

      We might be stretching the definition of “practical” to its limits with this one lmao

    • @hinderburger3804
      @hinderburger3804 8 месяцев назад +1747

      calling THAT practical is quite the stretch

    • @breathingisfun69
      @breathingisfun69 8 месяцев назад +2633

      ​@@Are_you_eyeballing_me Maybe not "Practical" but definitely "Useful"

  • @ahorseofcourse7283
    @ahorseofcourse7283 8 месяцев назад +18652

    The dude casually enjoying a splinter of wood at the end makes for a fantastic punchline.

    • @jibranbhat8711
      @jibranbhat8711 8 месяцев назад +517

      That's authentic pasta

    • @zroh_in
      @zroh_in 8 месяцев назад +92

      It’s a woodchip ? 🤔

    • @meganstewart9724
      @meganstewart9724 8 месяцев назад +234

      @@zroh_inauthentic pasta from italy

    • @emberjaxx585
      @emberjaxx585 8 месяцев назад +84

      @@zroh_in it’s authentic pasta

    • @LoFi3
      @LoFi3 8 месяцев назад +10

      It’s wood

  • @frankvboy
    @frankvboy 17 дней назад +3360

    When your father is italian and your mom is french...

  • @alishooreshi4227
    @alishooreshi4227 2 месяца назад +3729

    That forearm vascularity

    • @morayeel344
      @morayeel344 2 месяца назад +332

      all it takes is a papercut

    • @crndgz3989
      @crndgz3989 2 месяца назад +48

      Goals

    • @GeneralStriker
      @GeneralStriker Месяц назад +5

      😢

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 Месяц назад +71

      @@morayeel344How dare you but I still support you

    • @jmmj3746
      @jmmj3746 Месяц назад +36

      OMG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY POINT IT OUT

  • @eazypete2156
    @eazypete2156 8 месяцев назад +7466

    Dudes standing there waiting for his next victim like a town executioner

    • @PiRatZii
      @PiRatZii 8 месяцев назад

      that fucking face LOL

    • @DaveYognaut
      @DaveYognaut 8 месяцев назад +106

      the face when the melon gets brought in... that soulless stare... 😂

    • @waffle_chair9269
      @waffle_chair9269 8 месяцев назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @yxngclarity4552
      @yxngclarity4552 8 месяцев назад +29

      lets all be real this is the axe we should have seen from the town executioner in skyrim elder scrolls V

    • @toothhair3676
      @toothhair3676 8 месяцев назад +7

      i think someone needs to @ dwarven dad with this one he needs to see this fr

  • @Stranger-gl6ie
    @Stranger-gl6ie 5 месяцев назад +14507

    +5% iron
    +20 Style
    +10% Chance of infection

    • @alexrusset8614
      @alexrusset8614 4 месяца назад +397

      If he uses it frequently, I hope he keeps it clean.

    • @FrizFroz
      @FrizFroz 3 месяца назад +364

      5% pleasure 50% pain

    • @drwmusic5704
      @drwmusic5704 2 месяца назад +310

      ​@@FrizFroz and 100% reason to remember the name

    • @indylemon-rt6ox
      @indylemon-rt6ox 2 месяца назад +75

      No more iron deficiency

    • @craigselvon8602
      @craigselvon8602 2 месяца назад +7

      Those numbers don't add up 😂

  • @whatdidyousay245
    @whatdidyousay245 Месяц назад +424

    that looks like an italian execution weapon

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 7 дней назад +5

      "I sentence you... to _DEATH BY PIZZA"_

    • @whatdidyousay245
      @whatdidyousay245 7 дней назад +1

      ​​@@Drekromancer Stats:
      (Sharp + Tetanus) 70
      (Tetanus) 10
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      (Tetanus) 10
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      (Tetanus) 10
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    • @CandiceGoddard
      @CandiceGoddard 6 дней назад +2

      I thought a cross was an Italian execution "weapon".

  • @christophervicknair545
    @christophervicknair545 18 дней назад +172

    The Italian barbarians favorite weapon

  • @SB35702
    @SB35702 8 месяцев назад +8533

    homies aim was actually clean af for the pizza.

    • @piggydabest
      @piggydabest 8 месяцев назад +177

      I wonder how many pizzas it took to get it that clean

    • @yungwhop
      @yungwhop 8 месяцев назад +89

      @@piggydabestOne

    • @yobrethren
      @yobrethren 8 месяцев назад +88

      You know for a fact imma miss that swing and end up with a desecrated pizza

    • @freescape08
      @freescape08 8 месяцев назад +37

      No kidding, Costco food courts could learn a thing or two.

    • @Lxk3ez
      @Lxk3ez 8 месяцев назад +8

      It’s not exactly hard to miss

  • @TheIncredibleMrT
    @TheIncredibleMrT 8 месяцев назад +4746

    Alexas commitment to his role is really what sells the whole thing, like the cherry on top 😂

    • @janfilby7086
      @janfilby7086 8 месяцев назад +162

      Alexa is a real one, he even took a concussion for IDAT's boxing training 😁

    • @Pengu69420
      @Pengu69420 8 месяцев назад +77

      Alexa is such a great friend, always goes all in with Alex's "great" ideas

    • @kamae1868
      @kamae1868 8 месяцев назад +11

      Chef’s kiss!

    • @emerosky9899
      @emerosky9899 8 месяцев назад +3

      Emmm the Meatball on top

    • @koganeitou
      @koganeitou 8 месяцев назад +1

      Who is Alexas

  • @Someone-sc2hk
    @Someone-sc2hk Месяц назад +92

    Am italian and I've been making pizzas since I was 3, we need to get this in mass production

    • @Wolfcodealtaccount
      @Wolfcodealtaccount 14 дней назад +2

      wth, im italian and ive not been making pizzas since i was 3 thats so weird ngl

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 14 дней назад +6

      @@Wolfcodealtaccount Dipende da che genitori hai.

    • @Wolfcodealtaccount
      @Wolfcodealtaccount 14 дней назад +3

      @@Someone-sc2hk Giusto vero hai ragione

  • @lratio551
    @lratio551 8 месяцев назад +8443

    The kitchen's chef gonna look like a silent hill boss with this one

    • @Xeonort
      @Xeonort 8 месяцев назад +95

      The pizza at this restaurant is cut table side.

    • @ramiyounis7569
      @ramiyounis7569 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@Xeonort hahahahaha golden

    • @adam-vm3zj
      @adam-vm3zj 8 месяцев назад +44

      Just add little arrow heads to the end of the 8 prongs and you've got a Warhammer 40k chaos weapon

    • @shanebryant6478
      @shanebryant6478 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Xeonort little kid reaches it to touch pizza as axe is coming down

    • @matthewscott1544
      @matthewscott1544 8 месяцев назад +4

      🤣 The only thing someone could have added to make this any better than it already was!

  • @themaninthehat9139
    @themaninthehat9139 8 месяцев назад +16146

    The fact it works so well is what’s so funny

    • @cact0s_ulion405
      @cact0s_ulion405 8 месяцев назад +583

      I did NOT expect it to work

    • @A-Train--
      @A-Train-- 8 месяцев назад +59

      I know right ! 😂

    • @ThePandaAgenda
      @ThePandaAgenda 8 месяцев назад +138

      Gets stuck in the board every time

    • @thejanitor5671
      @thejanitor5671 8 месяцев назад +79

      @@ThePandaAgendait’s cardboard

    • @elijahpelito4722
      @elijahpelito4722 8 месяцев назад +50

      @@ThePandaAgenda cardboard also turns to sht(literally) if it gets water, which is like the least intimidating thing ever(except in oceanic quantities)

  • @sawhz_
    @sawhz_ 2 месяца назад +25

    I wasn’t expecting to open RUclips and see those 2 words together

  • @jacobelsea3595
    @jacobelsea3595 3 месяца назад +48

    For the first time ever, the extra is the star after eating that splinter of wood.

  • @mrcatastrophe5986
    @mrcatastrophe5986 8 месяцев назад +6115

    "The Italian executioner desires the Pizzaxe"

    • @davidcii
      @davidcii 8 месяцев назад

      to execute the one who made it

    • @Meat_Duck_Dude
      @Meat_Duck_Dude 8 месяцев назад +136

      " The defendant claims they are not guilty your honor "
      " We have preformed the exploratory surgery and have confirmed they defendant has eaten a.. a-a PINEAPPLE PIZZA! "

    • @Meat_Duck_Dude
      @Meat_Duck_Dude 8 месяцев назад +71

      " THIS CRIME IS ONLY PUNISHABLE BY DEATH "

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 8 месяцев назад +63

      " DEATH BY PIZZAXE!!! "

    • @rallyrabbit3716
      @rallyrabbit3716 8 месяцев назад +32

      "He had put pineapple on pizza, off with his head!"

  • @Sponska
    @Sponska 7 месяцев назад +6445

    "Excuse me, I asked for my pizza to be pre-sliced"
    "Oh, my apologies. TONY, GET THE AXE!"

    • @HorusHeresist
      @HorusHeresist 6 месяцев назад +51

      TINAAAAAAA! ... Bring me the axe....

    • @thetacoking6438
      @thetacoking6438 6 месяцев назад +54

      Mamma Mia my-ya bad, Ay-ya Toney get-a the Axe

    • @Unknown-gq4qg
      @Unknown-gq4qg 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@thetacoking6438😂😂

    • @Gilgamoor
      @Gilgamoor 5 месяцев назад +4

      You sir, you have won the internet for today! 😂😂😂

    • @0ixvs
      @0ixvs 5 месяцев назад +2

      who tf is tony 💀

  • @ThisRealBilly
    @ThisRealBilly 2 месяца назад +10

    Lionfield needs to see this

  • @KiwiTheRetroGal
    @KiwiTheRetroGal 15 дней назад +15

    You just created one of the most creative weapons in Dead by Daylight.

  • @IMeanIGuessWhatevs
    @IMeanIGuessWhatevs 8 месяцев назад +4274

    “Dad this piece is so much smaller than-“
    “THE AXE HAS DECIDED!!!”

    • @ind0m635
      @ind0m635 8 месяцев назад +61

      Your clever
      This got rolling 😭😭😭

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero 8 месяцев назад +120

      THE AXE HAS SPOKEN
      ALL PRAISE THE PIZZA AXE

    • @dnice2nice902
      @dnice2nice902 8 месяцев назад +102

      YOU WOULD DARE QUESTION THE JUDGMENT OF THE AXE CHILD?

    • @wtfRyantater
      @wtfRyantater 8 месяцев назад +16

      I actually lol'd quietly

    • @marellius2868
      @marellius2868 8 месяцев назад +8

      i lol'd rather loudly
      @@wtfRyantater

  • @big_shrekus
    @big_shrekus 6 месяцев назад +6584

    the design is very human

    • @lefay7637
      @lefay7637 5 месяцев назад +64

      what human are you using this on pal

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@lefay7637 midgets

    • @bakedtoast278
      @bakedtoast278 5 месяцев назад +78

      let my good friend demonstrate

    • @freddiesolis8531
      @freddiesolis8531 5 месяцев назад +24

      Very human indeed

    • @alanmonteros6432
      @alanmonteros6432 5 месяцев назад +26

      Very easy to use

  • @ryouarozado1350
    @ryouarozado1350 16 дней назад +6

    Alex: Uncooked Pasta You're Next.
    Italians: Dying Of Heart Attack.

  • @AdrianHernandezromano-pq9it
    @AdrianHernandezromano-pq9it 18 дней назад +5

    Bro is just making things for a zombie apocalypse

  • @kajin807
    @kajin807 8 месяцев назад +8646

    This would actually be sick in a sit down pizzeria. Imagine they bring out the pie, set it on the table, and slam this down on the pizza right in front of you

    • @TheOfficialChannelOfChannels
      @TheOfficialChannelOfChannels 8 месяцев назад +980

      call it Slaughter House Pizza or Medieval Pies

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 8 месяцев назад +209

      Yeah, sounds a bit messy

    • @hyperbroli6672
      @hyperbroli6672 8 месяцев назад +497

      and imagine they just happen to miss the mark by a little bit and your head ends up the same as that watermelon

    • @polo619652
      @polo619652 8 месяцев назад +168

      And I plop my head right on it while the axe goes down, good night sweet prince

    • @ROTMGmimighster
      @ROTMGmimighster 8 месяцев назад +165

      I could definitely see that going viral on tiktok or something and everyone flocking there just to get a video.

  • @GobanShodan
    @GobanShodan 8 месяцев назад +10337

    Your friend deserves an Oscar for that commitment to the bit when he ate that splinter

    • @Gropylol
      @Gropylol 7 месяцев назад +385

      Friend? They are together hahaha

    • @MoshiSquared
      @MoshiSquared 7 месяцев назад +670

      @@Gropylol Some would say they're roommates even

    • @exalented
      @exalented 7 месяцев назад +205

      Some would say they're gay

    • @exalented
      @exalented 7 месяцев назад +90

      Some would say they're 👬

    • @ren137c
      @ren137c 7 месяцев назад +322

      ​@@GropylolWait are they? I never would have suspected.... The way they act towards eachother just seems normal amongst any good friends... A little kissing here and there don't make you gay....

  • @F4T4L3RR0R
    @F4T4L3RR0R 18 дней назад +22

    "This design is very human"

  • @tylerturner3145
    @tylerturner3145 16 дней назад +2

    The fact that he hit pretty much dead center on that pizza is impressive

  • @rajulrowdy4578
    @rajulrowdy4578 8 месяцев назад +3812

    "it will cut"
    -forge in fire

    • @makvelo1001
      @makvelo1001 8 месяцев назад +244

      "It will KEAL"
      -the KeAl guy

    • @gavinclark6891
      @gavinclark6891 8 месяцев назад +26

      WOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT HIM ON THE SHOW WOOOOOO WOOHOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WOO WOOOHOOOO YEAH YEHEAH WOOOOO DO IT WOOHOOOOOOOO MAKE HIM A CONTESTANT WOO WOO HAHAHAH YEAH HAHAHA WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @LordSaitamer
      @LordSaitamer 8 месяцев назад +32

      WILL IT KEAL THO?

    • @CactusBrannigan
      @CactusBrannigan 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@gavinclark6891I’m glad you’re having such a good time bro 🤣

    • @Cindarr1
      @Cindarr1 8 месяцев назад +14

      it will keeeeeel
      @@makvelo1001

  • @NB125_
    @NB125_ 8 месяцев назад +9937

    The fact that he made something that worked really well is super surprising

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 8 месяцев назад +40

      It’s not that complicated of a design

    • @Nik-bu9fd
      @Nik-bu9fd 8 месяцев назад

      @@nexiuz2233 🤓

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 8 месяцев назад +153

      Gun-hammer was also very good.

    • @SuperCrazyEstonian
      @SuperCrazyEstonian 8 месяцев назад

      Yet its so stupid that it works. "A pizza axe" ...wtf?@@nexiuz2233

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, no. Everything he makes is useful. You’re just a boring knob

  • @captainremington5109
    @captainremington5109 2 часа назад

    Honestly, the accuracy of that first swing is amazing.

  • @LoneMaestro-
    @LoneMaestro- 12 дней назад +1

    Imagine you go to the pizza restaurant and they serve you an uncut pizza straight out the oven and you are like wtf how we all gonna eat this then you see a man in DARK SOULS ARMOR armed with the PIZZA SPLITTER!!! Obviously a strength build weapon

  • @olsamthememegodbicyclechin
    @olsamthememegodbicyclechin 8 месяцев назад +11249

    alexa just voraciously chowing down on that splinter before a chefs kiss is perfect

  • @RealStrikzZ
    @RealStrikzZ 8 месяцев назад +4330

    Legend has it, he has 8 tables now

    • @cliftonlamar6596
      @cliftonlamar6596 8 месяцев назад +73

      Fuckin gold bro

    • @Kifearu
      @Kifearu 8 месяцев назад

      No it’s not “fuckin gold bro” damn this is not funny at all and I’m sorry for being a buzzkill and not fun at parties and I know it’s just a joke but damn that was complete trash like wow what the heck, what is this kindergarten!?

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  8 месяцев назад +396

      and 8 cutting boards!

    • @CapybariRL
      @CapybariRL 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@Ididathinghaha

    • @LeanWilhelm
      @LeanWilhelm 8 месяцев назад +7

      Or 8 pieces of what used to be a table

  • @cubeforturtle
    @cubeforturtle 15 дней назад +1

    Italians if you put ketchup on pizzas:

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 8 дней назад +2

    We need Lionfield to see this!

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 8 месяцев назад +3439

    An OSHA employee just had a heart attack

    • @pjvitali2846
      @pjvitali2846 8 месяцев назад +55

      There is no osha in pizzerias.

    • @CapN3Cook
      @CapN3Cook 8 месяцев назад +63

      @@pjvitali2846 Stop flexing your B I G knowledge. You clearly know not that OSHA does come to restaurants, including pizzerias.

    • @pjvitali2846
      @pjvitali2846 8 месяцев назад +39

      @@CapN3Cook o wow I didn't think that was a thing. I figured they only went to dangerous jobs. Kinda weird u told me to stop flexing when u could have just told me nice. Lol

    • @EinDeutscherPatriot620
      @EinDeutscherPatriot620 8 месяцев назад

      As a welder, OSHA can kiss my ass

    • @rhettoberts18
      @rhettoberts18 8 месяцев назад +16

      An OSHA employee just died

  • @BoomerNick
    @BoomerNick 8 месяцев назад +698

    The commitment at the end to put a giant splinter in his mouth and actually chew, at least for just a moment, is top! 😂

    • @capntizzy9029
      @capntizzy9029 8 месяцев назад +77

      What got me was not just the chewing, but the wistful look of enjoyment.

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 8 месяцев назад +11

      i hate holding them idk how he did that😂

    • @dside_ru
      @dside_ru 8 месяцев назад +8

      It's probably not even half bad. Ever chewed a wooden toothpick before? Looks about the same, maybe double the thickness, but hey.

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 8 месяцев назад +8

      he deserves it for the north korea video. and the ukraine video. and probably others.

    • @paawan3764
      @paawan3764 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Ass_of_Amalekyeah and the damn crab video. Mans a trooper.

  • @gavinletsplay109gaming6
    @gavinletsplay109gaming6 8 дней назад +1

    Pizza. Axe. (Deep inhale) I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!

  • @screaming_cat2007
    @screaming_cat2007 2 месяца назад +1

    This is what my metal fabrication classes feels like, making stupid yet working funny things

  • @nattydaddy316
    @nattydaddy316 2 месяца назад +23

    watching this leaves me no question why i’ll have a lifetime of work repairing stone counter tops

    • @dreeph
      @dreeph 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matteogreco9443
    @matteogreco9443 8 месяцев назад +12431

    As a medium aged italian man owning a pizzeria I'd love to buy your axe for free

    • @Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson
      @Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson 8 месяцев назад +1289

      NGL, if a pizzaria near me had the axe, I’d have to go check it out at least once. And while I’m there, it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m eating some pizza.

    • @alanedgarfillinpillin8880
      @alanedgarfillinpillin8880 8 месяцев назад +525

      ​​​@@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogsonyou could also hire a special guy, give him a red hood and a leather apron, and every Friday, between 5 and 6 p.m. he does an "interesting" type of event. Would watch everyday.
      Props to ​@crazyeddie1981, for correcting me on grammar.

    • @PFnove
      @PFnove 8 месяцев назад +89

      as an Italian too, this is approved

    • @tristanbulluss9386
      @tristanbulluss9386 8 месяцев назад +27

      I have a picture of a ghost on a tv.

    • @sansmojo
      @sansmojo 8 месяцев назад +55

      I think you need a new translation of buy.

  • @Zerobird-fx2xw
    @Zerobird-fx2xw 8 месяцев назад +2886

    In ancient times this would’ve been called the head star. An execution weapon to split the head into 8 equal pieces

    • @Rabid_Nationalist
      @Rabid_Nationalist 8 месяцев назад +38

      Really? Can you send a link? Havent found anything on it.

    • @nekomoves1714
      @nekomoves1714 8 месяцев назад +230

      @@Rabid_Nationalistit’s a little confusingly phrased but i think he means “If this existed it would be called that”

    • @ZBlade9000
      @ZBlade9000 8 месяцев назад +5

      🧢

    • @marquezzart
      @marquezzart 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@Rabid_Nationalist"would"

    • @warrenarnold
      @warrenarnold 8 месяцев назад +12

      Yea the classic skullll splittrr

  • @TripleBarrel06
    @TripleBarrel06 15 дней назад +1

    Khorne is pleased by this axe design.

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy 8 месяцев назад +1085

    I like how he felt the need to tell us how he made it.
    "I made an axe with 8 blades. I made it by taking 8 blades and putting them together."

    • @JordanMetroidManiac
      @JordanMetroidManiac 8 месяцев назад +48

      I watched this video. I watched it because I clicked on it.

    • @katamine11
      @katamine11 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@JordanMetroidManiac😂

    • @HeWhoRoamsAimlessly
      @HeWhoRoamsAimlessly 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂🎉🎉

    • @seanhuds7351
      @seanhuds7351 7 месяцев назад +3

      It all adds up, clearly this is a man of mathematics and science.

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@JordanMetroidManiac I read your reply. I read it by reading it.

  • @rose4961
    @rose4961 8 месяцев назад +2260

    Aleksa's acting always gets me so good.

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 8 месяцев назад +64

      what acting? in my country gịnị kpatara ị ga-eji tụgharịa asụsụ nke a ("splinter of wood with finest silver") is a delicacy

    • @mthemstandsformilk1965
      @mthemstandsformilk1965 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@helloworld2409you have too much free time sir

    • @samllanes9403
      @samllanes9403 8 месяцев назад

      @@helloworld2409lol

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  8 месяцев назад +177

      He's just hungry

    • @Prophet_of_Colour
      @Prophet_of_Colour 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@helloworld2409because there button.

  • @HowieRaps
    @HowieRaps 3 дня назад

    The guy eating the wood should be a GIF

  • @Dan_The_History_Nerd
    @Dan_The_History_Nerd 4 дня назад

    Dunno why but that smile when you cut the pizza made me smile too😂

  • @OdaGoda957
    @OdaGoda957 8 месяцев назад +5153

    Oh hell nah, bro munching on that wood tryna taste the splinter 💀💀

    • @shadowofsadnessz182
      @shadowofsadnessz182 8 месяцев назад +119

      Fr my dude really trying
      taste flavor 💀💀💀

    • @Siosifa
      @Siosifa 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@neromauritzen6170 You save minutes doing it this way, time is money 🤌

    • @snivyservine6361
      @snivyservine6361 8 месяцев назад +50

      @@neromauritzen6170 I don't think this was about efficiency to be honest.

    • @Derekzparty
      @Derekzparty 8 месяцев назад +41

      They pizzaxe really brings out the oak and vanilla flavors

    • @kintsugi3932
      @kintsugi3932 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@neromauritzen6170weirdo

  • @neonlights3739
    @neonlights3739 8 месяцев назад +1384

    “The design is very human.”

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 8 месяцев назад +18

      I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of that

    • @charlesplante
      @charlesplante 8 месяцев назад +9

      Every Chinese toilet be like...

    • @therandommemecat7738
      @therandommemecat7738 8 месяцев назад +4

      "Very easy to use"

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 5 дней назад

    I wouldn't handle an axe if my veins were like that

  • @user-qv9uf5pv3n
    @user-qv9uf5pv3n 18 дней назад

    His face expression tells how much he enjoyed wielding such power

  • @tacticalbananas8885
    @tacticalbananas8885 8 месяцев назад +858

    This may unironically be your best invention

    • @shivertheiguana
      @shivertheiguana 8 месяцев назад +3

      I’ll take 2

    • @basilunderworld
      @basilunderworld 8 месяцев назад +2

      Id buy one 😂

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  8 месяцев назад +23

      Tampon gun

    • @ToasterOfToasting
      @ToasterOfToasting 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ididathingmake a real gun next 😂

    • @bluerdoll3460
      @bluerdoll3460 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ididathing pizza axe gun, shoots and blade arms expand as it come outa the barrel with Italian intent

  • @laimawolf6826
    @laimawolf6826 6 месяцев назад +3186

    "Honey, can you whip out my pizza cutter?"
    "ofcourse!" *Grabs the medieval like torture device*

  • @JerryPatola
    @JerryPatola 2 месяца назад +1

    Imagine putting a hand under before it cuts Yours.

  • @benperson6182
    @benperson6182 13 дней назад

    I would not wanna break into this mans house just for a giant metal pizza cutter to come down on me

  • @Sgt-lott10
    @Sgt-lott10 8 месяцев назад +1406

    The only pizza cutter I'd ever want during a home invasion

    • @austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762
      @austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762 8 месяцев назад +41

      What about the chainsaw pizza cutter

    • @Sgt-lott10
      @Sgt-lott10 8 месяцев назад +35

      @@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762 the *what*

    • @wuzi7049
      @wuzi7049 8 месяцев назад +17

      Depends on if you are a strength or dps build

    • @StevenStormcloak-oy6hz
      @StevenStormcloak-oy6hz 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762every doom eternal fan would spawn in your house

    • @frandurrieu6477
      @frandurrieu6477 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762I'm sorry??

  • @eroi8649
    @eroi8649 8 месяцев назад +1557

    I'm an Italian lumberjack and all I want to say is THANK YOU FOR EXISTING

    • @RalfSRobotRalf
      @RalfSRobotRalf 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@Aiel-NecromancerI'm a highly educated italian lumberjack, and I can confirm the above original comment is legit.

    • @eroi8649
      @eroi8649 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Aiel-Necromancer Eroi means heroes, you can check. Plus, Italy doesn't make sense, so it makes perfectly sense if it doesn't make sense

    • @smilemaask
      @smilemaask 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@eroi8649 i dunno but that makes sense to me 💀𓂸ඞ

    • @well_said7846
      @well_said7846 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@eroi8649 it makes sense now thank you

    • @BlackerSpaniel
      @BlackerSpaniel 7 дней назад +1

      ​@@eroi8649makes sense to me🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @dvaali
    @dvaali 10 дней назад

    the first cut hit me SO HARD that left out of breath laughing 🤣

  • @colinenger
    @colinenger 2 месяца назад +2

    My guy has .005% body fat 💀

  • @ewepop3746
    @ewepop3746 8 месяцев назад +1900

    As a pizza who owns Italians. I would love to own this.

    • @PlsLeaveMeAlone
      @PlsLeaveMeAlone 8 месяцев назад +11

      😮

    • @1943vermork
      @1943vermork 8 месяцев назад +81

      Nothing beat a nice slice of Italian

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  8 месяцев назад +163

      Its all yours

    • @ghostbombl8034
      @ghostbombl8034 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@Ididathing
      You just strike gold man.put this safely and small on market, your ritch.all ready you have people wanting. Go paten this make quick mill for new projects that will make you rich.its a stepping stool for investment. Lol

    • @jackshapiro4668
      @jackshapiro4668 8 месяцев назад +1

      Holu-

  • @chunkycheesemonkey99
    @chunkycheesemonkey99 5 месяцев назад +2949

    The design is very human

    • @chunkycheesemonkey99
      @chunkycheesemonkey99 3 месяца назад

      @masonmorley5065 nah just didnt see the original one whenever i posted this. Thx for going out of your way for me though, prick

    • @chunkycheesemonkey99
      @chunkycheesemonkey99 3 месяца назад

      @@masonmorley5065 ^

    • @fish.967
      @fish.967 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@masonmorley5065 Plembis

    • @fish.967
      @fish.967 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@masonmorley5065 Plembis 2

    • @gabrielc7861
      @gabrielc7861 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@masonmorley5065 Stealing your oh so valuable internet points, womp womp.

  • @generalowen4344
    @generalowen4344 2 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact: the one talking is actually the pizza cutter and the challenge is the giant bare foot man.

  • @jordanator7199
    @jordanator7199 7 дней назад

    I feel bad for the guy who breaks into the kitchen with this thing in it lmao

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 8 месяцев назад +1290

    Now I really want a medieval themed pizzeria where you sit down and the waiter brings down the pizza axe on the table

    • @rhettoberts18
      @rhettoberts18 8 месяцев назад +43

      As cheeze sprays on your face 😂

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 8 месяцев назад +1

      Don’t you mean the executioner brings the axe down upon the pizza to be damned?

    • @randomguy6152
      @randomguy6152 8 месяцев назад +11

      above guy is right 1 time I bit into a hot ass slice of pizza and part of my cheek burned down to the pink flesh and stayed pink for like a month, rather not have real pizzeria pizza chopped like this by me from watching distance

    • @rhettoberts18
      @rhettoberts18 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@randomguy6152 sometimes you gotta live life on the edge

    • @Mika-ph6ku
      @Mika-ph6ku 8 месяцев назад +1

      Kinda unrelated but there is a restaurant in coastal Alabama where the waiters throw rolls at you.

  • @ACR_Legends
    @ACR_Legends 8 месяцев назад +757

    *THUD*
    “Honey what was that?”
    “Our upstairs neighbor made pizza again”

    • @FalitoVII
      @FalitoVII 8 месяцев назад +5

      xD

    • @michaelblue4619
      @michaelblue4619 8 месяцев назад +1

      Little do they know, it was the pizza delivery man that he used it on.

  • @McTerrox
    @McTerrox 11 дней назад

    the serving guy is accually the carry of this video.
    hes such a vibe

  • @AG-en5y
    @AG-en5y 16 дней назад

    The chop on the little lieve of wood was fairly clean. 8.9/10

  • @benjypineapple2570
    @benjypineapple2570 8 месяцев назад +692

    The worst part is that it works perfectly

    • @Chanksss
      @Chanksss 8 месяцев назад +15

      If your Aim is immaculate, and that's a big "If".

    • @cyberturkey77
      @cyberturkey77 8 месяцев назад

      how can you miss lol @@Chanksss

    • @vdun
      @vdun 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@cyberturkey77Miss the centre by 5 centimetres and you have a badly cut pizza. If you need to apply force, hitting the same spot over and over is hard

    • @333333333797
      @333333333797 8 месяцев назад

      Wouldnt that be the best part?

    • @eddiemin4312
      @eddiemin4312 8 месяцев назад

      This is similar to what is used to cut pizza in Disneyland. Their’s is a contraption where the die comes down directly, no swinging required. Much more OSHA friendly

  • @MrKelsomatic
    @MrKelsomatic 8 месяцев назад +541

    A far more humane and merciful way to cut pizzas 😌🙏🏻

    • @randomshxt2099
      @randomshxt2099 8 месяцев назад +1

      indeed

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 8 месяцев назад +3

      I wonder how many pizzas it took for him to get that close to the center.

  • @Gabriel-vj1cf
    @Gabriel-vj1cf 3 месяца назад

    I thought that watermelon was going to go everywhere but it was perfectly cut.

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich 16 дней назад +1

    That's no pizza cutter that's an Italian mob execution device

  • @shogunai
    @shogunai 8 месяцев назад +873

    Did my man just actually fold a god damn splinter into his own mouth?

    • @Under-Kaoz
      @Under-Kaoz 8 месяцев назад +15

      its just likr a toothpick

    • @tiddybearkush
      @tiddybearkush 8 месяцев назад +31

      He made it look tasty.

    • @Shufflingisahabit
      @Shufflingisahabit 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@BaxterBlack95the what?

    • @Abdullah77715
      @Abdullah77715 8 месяцев назад +6

      Don't playing with "God" word

    • @shogunai
      @shogunai 8 месяцев назад

      @@Abdullah77715 Shut up Abdullah. This isn't the middle east and I'm not wearing a burka.

  • @Khorn510
    @Khorn510 8 месяцев назад +4170

    Bro's bicep peak is immaculate 💀

    • @averyangrygringo6440
      @averyangrygringo6440 8 месяцев назад +106

      He got that Blacksmith strenght 💪🏻🔨

    • @RM-xq7gf
      @RM-xq7gf 8 месяцев назад +26

      Gay

    • @Coolbro347.
      @Coolbro347. 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@RM-xq7gflike your mom

    • @royal_doberman
      @royal_doberman 8 месяцев назад +95

      ​@@RM-xq7gfeven better

    • @WilsonL15
      @WilsonL15 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@RM-xq7gfHow insecure do you have to be to call admiring someone's features gay?

  • @-RMR-
    @-RMR- 2 месяца назад +1

    "How to make a torture device“

  • @user-mv4mc5xm6h
    @user-mv4mc5xm6h 13 дней назад

    So cool! I used to work at a Italian restaurant. This would of been perfect for our small/large size pizzas ❤

  • @Ichiidino
    @Ichiidino 8 месяцев назад +1882

    Still cut better than most Domino's pizzas

  • @Vekomer
    @Vekomer 4 месяца назад +4284

    No one is going to talk that chef literally ate wood 💀

  • @ThePotatoMemer
    @ThePotatoMemer 7 дней назад +1

    The tongue splinters.

  • @brawnzen
    @brawnzen 14 дней назад

    the axeman's expression as he innocently inspects his pizza impact 😌

  • @MuYe
    @MuYe 8 месяцев назад +1105

    As a pizza eating Italian, I need this in my life

    • @nhatihius3175
      @nhatihius3175 8 месяцев назад +17

      YOOO MUYE

    • @chedrwastaken
      @chedrwastaken 8 месяцев назад +8

      Why are you here so early

    • @slavboii420
      @slavboii420 8 месяцев назад +24

      MuYe got here faster than his "slightly modified" pigeon

    • @DarcMagikian
      @DarcMagikian 8 месяцев назад +29

      As a Italian eating pizza, I need this in my life too

    • @OscarSalami
      @OscarSalami 8 месяцев назад +15

      So you eat Italians, also how good do they taste. Just asking.

  • @DerSisch
    @DerSisch 8 месяцев назад +1816

    When the Barbarian serves the food:

    • @abaankhan7007
      @abaankhan7007 8 месяцев назад +13

      Fr bro is jacked 💪

    • @Georgesspierre
      @Georgesspierre 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @MatthewMS.
      @MatthewMS. 8 месяцев назад

      I mean this as a compliment from New Jersey 🇺🇸, with ✌🏼&❤️. Anytime I see you and Alexa 🇦🇺🦘 I will always think of the Toxic Gossip Train 🚂 on Hasan’s stream.

    • @MatthewMS.
      @MatthewMS. 8 месяцев назад

      Please come back next year (assuming Hasan’s invite on his behalf)

    • @Sten172
      @Sten172 8 месяцев назад +1

      1k like.

  • @PeeMoney174
    @PeeMoney174 11 дней назад

    my brain melt to your video! keep up great work sir! love you!

  • @brockfiree
    @brockfiree 11 дней назад +1

    Man's asking to italians but man doesn't know that a real pizza is 4 slices

  • @julzrulz11111
    @julzrulz11111 8 месяцев назад +667

    Man got splinters in his mouth for the perfect italiano meme. What a gentleman

    • @Danthemighty1985
      @Danthemighty1985 8 месяцев назад +19

      I was thinking same thing, he put the splinters right In there...

    • @tld8102
      @tld8102 8 месяцев назад +16

      design is very human

    • @zache4821
      @zache4821 8 месяцев назад +7

      That part hurt me mentally and physically

  • @dillonbirdsong7192
    @dillonbirdsong7192 8 месяцев назад +1896

    Major respect for the homie giving himself mouth splinters 😅

    • @camplays487
      @camplays487 8 месяцев назад +8

      No just cringe

    • @Dfc4life
      @Dfc4life 8 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah was pretty funny ngl

    • @Cyan_the_protogen
      @Cyan_the_protogen 8 месяцев назад +38

      @@camplays487 that’s why you built like a bowling ball

    • @kaz4442
      @kaz4442 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Cyan_the_protogen😂😂😂

    • @Unbearableweightofwisdom
      @Unbearableweightofwisdom 8 месяцев назад +3

      Man wtf you didn’t warn anyone about welding in the video. My unprotected eyes were exposed to shining. What if my eyesight is gonna get worse >:(

  • @gunnand5923
    @gunnand5923 2 месяца назад +1

    It's a cool idea, until you realize how many times people would miss the center of the pizza in practice

  • @dream__soda7900
    @dream__soda7900 2 месяца назад +1

    Brings a whole new meaning to pizza-face.

  • @SpookySaurian
    @SpookySaurian 6 месяцев назад +7381

    No one talking about this man’s absolutely ripped forearms💀💀💀

    • @imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626
      @imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626 6 месяцев назад +255

      Caught me off guard not gunna lie

    • @kotic-9
      @kotic-9 6 месяцев назад +335

      Bro as a definitely not straight guy them arms got me actin up

    • @cheridoris
      @cheridoris 5 месяцев назад +87

      Smash

    • @gggc1003
      @gggc1003 5 месяцев назад +50

      You mean the veins from dehydration?

    • @modskot
      @modskot 5 месяцев назад +32

      Well he’s a Florida man obviously he would have ripped forearms

  • @amylomo9793
    @amylomo9793 8 месяцев назад +403

    having this to use would have made my double shifts at dominoe’s a lot more enjoyable

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 8 месяцев назад +37

      I’m sure the customers would be more kind too…just keep the pizza slicer up front

    • @Prosciutttto
      @Prosciutttto 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@DaTimmehlmao

    • @j03man44
      @j03man44 8 месяцев назад +5

      Now make a pizza guillotine.

    • @joshmillere6263
      @joshmillere6263 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@DaTimmehthis makes no sense

    • @joshmillere6263
      @joshmillere6263 8 месяцев назад +1

      Having used one of these before, it's absolutely garbage because they are very difficult to maintain and sharpen. It's really not that difficult but corporations can't be asked to deal with shit that has to be done by hand. The cutters they have at dominos right now work just fine, the 4 or 5 sided blade like in the video just gets dull and becomes a massive problem later since it never makes a full cut anymore.

  • @AzureDrown
    @AzureDrown 14 дней назад +1

    Bro enjoyed that wood huh🪵🤔

  • @Vegil_x
    @Vegil_x 2 месяца назад +1

    Make a gun that shoots a tiny gun and the tiny gun shoots a razer blade

  • @josephsimmons1232
    @josephsimmons1232 8 месяцев назад +441

    Aleksa's cameos add so much to every video he's in

    • @jhvhest
      @jhvhest 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yes. Sometimes the magic is in working together.
      Also i like when they did the more kinda serious things like the covid episode and the haircut in north korea.

  • @Oak_II
    @Oak_II 6 месяцев назад +905

    The average Italian executor:

    • @Sathene
      @Sathene 3 месяца назад +19

      Italian final boss

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 3 месяца назад

      me: gets fucking mangled by this thing
      italian excutioner sampling my corpse:👌

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 2 месяца назад +7

      he gets things done

    • @fallenafterling4128
      @fallenafterling4128 2 месяца назад +3

      Sounds like some Rick and Morty shit

    • @rihardcisar6961
      @rihardcisar6961 2 месяца назад

      That's not what that means 😂

  • @myhobbiesfromboredom
    @myhobbiesfromboredom Месяц назад +1

    dominos hire this guy

  • @mapletreegames9053
    @mapletreegames9053 4 месяца назад +8

    This isn't even the first time I've watched this and the face still gets me 🤣

  • @holgerx541
    @holgerx541 8 месяцев назад +1244

    For our french friends I would suggest building a Pizza guillotine.

    • @headwrinkle9896
      @headwrinkle9896 7 месяцев назад +54

      My grandmother had one for baguettes, it came with a head/bread basket and a little executioner styled like a nutcracker doll

    • @windy6363
      @windy6363 7 месяцев назад +14

      "We are taking notes"
      -The frenchies

    • @windy6363
      @windy6363 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@headwrinkle9896And I have one for sausage . Its very practical and allows you to cut the thinnest slices , perfect for the apéro .

    • @masonmorley5065
      @masonmorley5065 7 месяцев назад +1

      Dude! That would be an awesome idea. Something I was thinking about was something like an automatic stamp machine. Like, the pizza goes into the oven on a conveyor belt, comes out, and then like a stamp machine, an 8 bladed star stamps down on it, and cuts it into 8 perfect slices.

    • @onlyfriendlyfire3331
      @onlyfriendlyfire3331 7 месяцев назад +2

      what about the german friends

  • @DJCheese77
    @DJCheese77 8 месяцев назад +583

    The day this man puts on cut-resistant gloves and steel-toed shoes is the day we can all take a huge sigh of relief and won't have to make sure he's still alive once a month

    • @flaxslice9857
      @flaxslice9857 8 месяцев назад +36

      If this man puts on cut-resistant gloves and steel-toed shoes, we all have to be worried for our own safety xD

    • @josephemeraldt3350
      @josephemeraldt3350 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@flaxslice9857 lmao, agreed

    • @salt7625
      @salt7625 8 месяцев назад

      Well great way to keep us coming back XD

  • @casenpoint
    @casenpoint Месяц назад

    Thats a genius idea cause new workers at any of my local pizza place sucks at cutting pizza’s

  • @g9r0catucod72
    @g9r0catucod72 14 дней назад

    *leans in and looks over like a goblin* +10 points for that

  • @androgynous_artist
    @androgynous_artist 8 месяцев назад +2753

    Glad too see you’re finally feeding Alexa. You can tell he really enjoyed his first meal since being your human test subject

    • @jasparta993
      @jasparta993 8 месяцев назад +5

      How "Alexa" become "he"? It's against language rules for most of european languages (and not only europeans)

    • @tlogle2614
      @tlogle2614 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@jasparta993you can say he when referring to a person

    • @Colayith
      @Colayith 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@jasparta993 In English, there are something called Pronouns. Typically when referring to people, you would use He, She, They or something else, depending on the circumstances. 'He' is masculine, 'she' is feminine, and 'They' is either used to describe someone without using gender, or to describe multiple people

    • @SergioEduP
      @SergioEduP 8 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@tlogle2614I think a better way to put it is that a name does not define the gender of a person or animal.

    • @jasparta993
      @jasparta993 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Colayith "they" is ancient way of calling someone when we're not sure thier gender... for example long hair someone is raping woman. It's not looks like typical man, but woman are raping other woman very rarely so we can say "They rape girl!". And yes, they is mostly used to call multiple ppl at once.
      But "a" and "e" in end of noun in most languages showing that this word is not gender neutral or masculine, but femine, so calling "Alexa" as "He" is stupid. She / "they" is more correct.