@@ThePandaAgenda cardboard also turns to sht(literally) if it gets water, which is like the least intimidating thing ever(except in oceanic quantities)
" The defendant claims they are not guilty your honor " " We have preformed the exploratory surgery and have confirmed they defendant has eaten a.. a-a PINEAPPLE PIZZA! "
This would actually be sick in a sit down pizzeria. Imagine they bring out the pie, set it on the table, and slam this down on the pizza right in front of you
@@GropylolWait are they? I never would have suspected.... The way they act towards eachother just seems normal amongst any good friends... A little kissing here and there don't make you gay....
WOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT HIM ON THE SHOW WOOOOOO WOOHOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WOO WOOOHOOOO YEAH YEHEAH WOOOOO DO IT WOOHOOOOOOOO MAKE HIM A CONTESTANT WOO WOO HAHAHAH YEAH HAHAHA WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine you go to the pizza restaurant and they serve you an uncut pizza straight out the oven and you are like wtf how we all gonna eat this then you see a man in DARK SOULS ARMOR armed with the PIZZA SPLITTER!!! Obviously a strength build weapon
No it’s not “fuckin gold bro” damn this is not funny at all and I’m sorry for being a buzzkill and not fun at parties and I know it’s just a joke but damn that was complete trash like wow what the heck, what is this kindergarten!?
@@CapN3Cook o wow I didn't think that was a thing. I figured they only went to dangerous jobs. Kinda weird u told me to stop flexing when u could have just told me nice. Lol
NGL, if a pizzaria near me had the axe, I’d have to go check it out at least once. And while I’m there, it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m eating some pizza.
@@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogsonyou could also hire a special guy, give him a red hood and a leather apron, and every Friday, between 5 and 6 p.m. he does an "interesting" type of event. Would watch everyday. Props to @crazyeddie1981, for correcting me on grammar.
@@Ididathing You just strike gold man.put this safely and small on market, your ritch.all ready you have people wanting. Go paten this make quick mill for new projects that will make you rich.its a stepping stool for investment. Lol
above guy is right 1 time I bit into a hot ass slice of pizza and part of my cheek burned down to the pink flesh and stayed pink for like a month, rather not have real pizzeria pizza chopped like this by me from watching distance
@@cyberturkey77Miss the centre by 5 centimetres and you have a badly cut pizza. If you need to apply force, hitting the same spot over and over is hard
This is similar to what is used to cut pizza in Disneyland. Their’s is a contraption where the die comes down directly, no swinging required. Much more OSHA friendly
I mean this as a compliment from New Jersey 🇺🇸, with ✌🏼&❤️. Anytime I see you and Alexa 🇦🇺🦘 I will always think of the Toxic Gossip Train 🚂 on Hasan’s stream.
Having used one of these before, it's absolutely garbage because they are very difficult to maintain and sharpen. It's really not that difficult but corporations can't be asked to deal with shit that has to be done by hand. The cutters they have at dominos right now work just fine, the 4 or 5 sided blade like in the video just gets dull and becomes a massive problem later since it never makes a full cut anymore.
Yes. Sometimes the magic is in working together. Also i like when they did the more kinda serious things like the covid episode and the haircut in north korea.
Dude! That would be an awesome idea. Something I was thinking about was something like an automatic stamp machine. Like, the pizza goes into the oven on a conveyor belt, comes out, and then like a stamp machine, an 8 bladed star stamps down on it, and cuts it into 8 perfect slices.
The day this man puts on cut-resistant gloves and steel-toed shoes is the day we can all take a huge sigh of relief and won't have to make sure he's still alive once a month
@jasparta993 In English, there are something called Pronouns. Typically when referring to people, you would use He, She, They or something else, depending on the circumstances. 'He' is masculine, 'she' is feminine, and 'They' is either used to describe someone without using gender, or to describe multiple people
@@Colayith "they" is ancient way of calling someone when we're not sure thier gender... for example long hair someone is raping woman. It's not looks like typical man, but woman are raping other woman very rarely so we can say "They rape girl!". And yes, they is mostly used to call multiple ppl at once. But "a" and "e" in end of noun in most languages showing that this word is not gender neutral or masculine, but femine, so calling "Alexa" as "He" is stupid. She / "they" is more correct.
first time he’s actually made something practical and useful
Yeah lemme just go in the drawers and pull out the ol pizza axe
@@matthewaaa5138bold of you coming in here with that pfp
We might be stretching the definition of “practical” to its limits with this one lmao
calling THAT practical is quite the stretch
@@Are_you_eyeballing_me Maybe not "Practical" but definitely "Useful"
The dude casually enjoying a splinter of wood at the end makes for a fantastic punchline.
That's authentic pasta
It’s a woodchip ? 🤔
@@zroh_inauthentic pasta from italy
@@zroh_in it’s authentic pasta
It’s wood
When your father is italian and your mom is french...
What is the french part
@@mrblack576execution
Lol
😂😂😂
@@mrblack576 guillotine
That forearm vascularity
all it takes is a papercut
Goals
😢
@@morayeel344How dare you but I still support you
OMG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY POINT IT OUT
Dudes standing there waiting for his next victim like a town executioner
that fucking face LOL
the face when the melon gets brought in... that soulless stare... 😂
😂😂😂
lets all be real this is the axe we should have seen from the town executioner in skyrim elder scrolls V
i think someone needs to @ dwarven dad with this one he needs to see this fr
+5% iron
+20 Style
+10% Chance of infection
If he uses it frequently, I hope he keeps it clean.
5% pleasure 50% pain
@@FrizFroz and 100% reason to remember the name
No more iron deficiency
Those numbers don't add up 😂
that looks like an italian execution weapon
"I sentence you... to _DEATH BY PIZZA"_
@@Drekromancer Stats:
(Sharp + Tetanus) 70
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
(Tetanus) 10
I thought a cross was an Italian execution "weapon".
The Italian barbarians favorite weapon
homies aim was actually clean af for the pizza.
I wonder how many pizzas it took to get it that clean
@@piggydabestOne
You know for a fact imma miss that swing and end up with a desecrated pizza
No kidding, Costco food courts could learn a thing or two.
It’s not exactly hard to miss
Alexas commitment to his role is really what sells the whole thing, like the cherry on top 😂
Alexa is a real one, he even took a concussion for IDAT's boxing training 😁
Alexa is such a great friend, always goes all in with Alex's "great" ideas
Chef’s kiss!
Emmm the Meatball on top
Who is Alexas
Am italian and I've been making pizzas since I was 3, we need to get this in mass production
wth, im italian and ive not been making pizzas since i was 3 thats so weird ngl
@@Wolfcodealtaccount Dipende da che genitori hai.
@@Someone-sc2hk Giusto vero hai ragione
The kitchen's chef gonna look like a silent hill boss with this one
The pizza at this restaurant is cut table side.
@@Xeonort hahahahaha golden
Just add little arrow heads to the end of the 8 prongs and you've got a Warhammer 40k chaos weapon
@@Xeonort little kid reaches it to touch pizza as axe is coming down
🤣 The only thing someone could have added to make this any better than it already was!
The fact it works so well is what’s so funny
I did NOT expect it to work
I know right ! 😂
Gets stuck in the board every time
@@ThePandaAgendait’s cardboard
@@ThePandaAgenda cardboard also turns to sht(literally) if it gets water, which is like the least intimidating thing ever(except in oceanic quantities)
I wasn’t expecting to open RUclips and see those 2 words together
For the first time ever, the extra is the star after eating that splinter of wood.
"The Italian executioner desires the Pizzaxe"
to execute the one who made it
" The defendant claims they are not guilty your honor "
" We have preformed the exploratory surgery and have confirmed they defendant has eaten a.. a-a PINEAPPLE PIZZA! "
" THIS CRIME IS ONLY PUNISHABLE BY DEATH "
" DEATH BY PIZZAXE!!! "
"He had put pineapple on pizza, off with his head!"
"Excuse me, I asked for my pizza to be pre-sliced"
"Oh, my apologies. TONY, GET THE AXE!"
TINAAAAAAA! ... Bring me the axe....
Mamma Mia my-ya bad, Ay-ya Toney get-a the Axe
@@thetacoking6438😂😂
You sir, you have won the internet for today! 😂😂😂
who tf is tony 💀
Lionfield needs to see this
You just created one of the most creative weapons in Dead by Daylight.
“Dad this piece is so much smaller than-“
“THE AXE HAS DECIDED!!!”
Your clever
This got rolling 😭😭😭
THE AXE HAS SPOKEN
ALL PRAISE THE PIZZA AXE
YOU WOULD DARE QUESTION THE JUDGMENT OF THE AXE CHILD?
I actually lol'd quietly
i lol'd rather loudly
@@wtfRyantater
the design is very human
what human are you using this on pal
@@lefay7637 midgets
let my good friend demonstrate
Very human indeed
Very easy to use
Alex: Uncooked Pasta You're Next.
Italians: Dying Of Heart Attack.
Bro is just making things for a zombie apocalypse
This would actually be sick in a sit down pizzeria. Imagine they bring out the pie, set it on the table, and slam this down on the pizza right in front of you
call it Slaughter House Pizza or Medieval Pies
Yeah, sounds a bit messy
and imagine they just happen to miss the mark by a little bit and your head ends up the same as that watermelon
And I plop my head right on it while the axe goes down, good night sweet prince
I could definitely see that going viral on tiktok or something and everyone flocking there just to get a video.
Your friend deserves an Oscar for that commitment to the bit when he ate that splinter
Friend? They are together hahaha
@@Gropylol Some would say they're roommates even
Some would say they're gay
Some would say they're 👬
@@GropylolWait are they? I never would have suspected.... The way they act towards eachother just seems normal amongst any good friends... A little kissing here and there don't make you gay....
"This design is very human"
The fact that he hit pretty much dead center on that pizza is impressive
"it will cut"
-forge in fire
"It will KEAL"
-the KeAl guy
WOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT HIM ON THE SHOW WOOOOOO WOOHOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WOO WOOOHOOOO YEAH YEHEAH WOOOOO DO IT WOOHOOOOOOOO MAKE HIM A CONTESTANT WOO WOO HAHAHAH YEAH HAHAHA WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WILL IT KEAL THO?
@@gavinclark6891I’m glad you’re having such a good time bro 🤣
it will keeeeeel
@@makvelo1001
The fact that he made something that worked really well is super surprising
It’s not that complicated of a design
@@nexiuz2233 🤓
Gun-hammer was also very good.
Yet its so stupid that it works. "A pizza axe" ...wtf?@@nexiuz2233
Yeah, no. Everything he makes is useful. You’re just a boring knob
Honestly, the accuracy of that first swing is amazing.
Imagine you go to the pizza restaurant and they serve you an uncut pizza straight out the oven and you are like wtf how we all gonna eat this then you see a man in DARK SOULS ARMOR armed with the PIZZA SPLITTER!!! Obviously a strength build weapon
alexa just voraciously chowing down on that splinter before a chefs kiss is perfect
I know! I squirmed when i saw that.
🤣
His gums: ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
i think it is a painted candy
I love him
Legend has it, he has 8 tables now
Fuckin gold bro
No it’s not “fuckin gold bro” damn this is not funny at all and I’m sorry for being a buzzkill and not fun at parties and I know it’s just a joke but damn that was complete trash like wow what the heck, what is this kindergarten!?
and 8 cutting boards!
@@Ididathinghaha
Or 8 pieces of what used to be a table
Italians if you put ketchup on pizzas:
We need Lionfield to see this!
An OSHA employee just had a heart attack
There is no osha in pizzerias.
@@pjvitali2846 Stop flexing your B I G knowledge. You clearly know not that OSHA does come to restaurants, including pizzerias.
@@CapN3Cook o wow I didn't think that was a thing. I figured they only went to dangerous jobs. Kinda weird u told me to stop flexing when u could have just told me nice. Lol
As a welder, OSHA can kiss my ass
An OSHA employee just died
The commitment at the end to put a giant splinter in his mouth and actually chew, at least for just a moment, is top! 😂
What got me was not just the chewing, but the wistful look of enjoyment.
i hate holding them idk how he did that😂
It's probably not even half bad. Ever chewed a wooden toothpick before? Looks about the same, maybe double the thickness, but hey.
he deserves it for the north korea video. and the ukraine video. and probably others.
@@Ass_of_Amalekyeah and the damn crab video. Mans a trooper.
Pizza. Axe. (Deep inhale) I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!
This is what my metal fabrication classes feels like, making stupid yet working funny things
watching this leaves me no question why i’ll have a lifetime of work repairing stone counter tops
😂😂😂😂😂
As a medium aged italian man owning a pizzeria I'd love to buy your axe for free
NGL, if a pizzaria near me had the axe, I’d have to go check it out at least once. And while I’m there, it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m eating some pizza.
@@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogsonyou could also hire a special guy, give him a red hood and a leather apron, and every Friday, between 5 and 6 p.m. he does an "interesting" type of event. Would watch everyday.
Props to @crazyeddie1981, for correcting me on grammar.
as an Italian too, this is approved
I have a picture of a ghost on a tv.
I think you need a new translation of buy.
In ancient times this would’ve been called the head star. An execution weapon to split the head into 8 equal pieces
Really? Can you send a link? Havent found anything on it.
@@Rabid_Nationalistit’s a little confusingly phrased but i think he means “If this existed it would be called that”
🧢
@@Rabid_Nationalist"would"
Yea the classic skullll splittrr
Khorne is pleased by this axe design.
I like how he felt the need to tell us how he made it.
"I made an axe with 8 blades. I made it by taking 8 blades and putting them together."
I watched this video. I watched it because I clicked on it.
@@JordanMetroidManiac😂
😂😂🎉🎉
It all adds up, clearly this is a man of mathematics and science.
@@JordanMetroidManiac I read your reply. I read it by reading it.
Aleksa's acting always gets me so good.
what acting? in my country gịnị kpatara ị ga-eji tụgharịa asụsụ nke a ("splinter of wood with finest silver") is a delicacy
@@helloworld2409you have too much free time sir
@@helloworld2409lol
He's just hungry
@@helloworld2409because there button.
The guy eating the wood should be a GIF
Dunno why but that smile when you cut the pizza made me smile too😂
Oh hell nah, bro munching on that wood tryna taste the splinter 💀💀
Fr my dude really trying
taste flavor 💀💀💀
@@neromauritzen6170 You save minutes doing it this way, time is money 🤌
@@neromauritzen6170 I don't think this was about efficiency to be honest.
They pizzaxe really brings out the oak and vanilla flavors
@@neromauritzen6170weirdo
“The design is very human.”
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of that
Every Chinese toilet be like...
"Very easy to use"
I wouldn't handle an axe if my veins were like that
His face expression tells how much he enjoyed wielding such power
This may unironically be your best invention
I’ll take 2
Id buy one 😂
Tampon gun
@@Ididathingmake a real gun next 😂
@@Ididathing pizza axe gun, shoots and blade arms expand as it come outa the barrel with Italian intent
"Honey, can you whip out my pizza cutter?"
"ofcourse!" *Grabs the medieval like torture device*
😂😂😂
Paxe
Imagine putting a hand under before it cuts Yours.
I would not wanna break into this mans house just for a giant metal pizza cutter to come down on me
The only pizza cutter I'd ever want during a home invasion
What about the chainsaw pizza cutter
@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762 the *what*
Depends on if you are a strength or dps build
@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762every doom eternal fan would spawn in your house
@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762I'm sorry??
I'm an Italian lumberjack and all I want to say is THANK YOU FOR EXISTING
@@Aiel-NecromancerI'm a highly educated italian lumberjack, and I can confirm the above original comment is legit.
@@Aiel-Necromancer Eroi means heroes, you can check. Plus, Italy doesn't make sense, so it makes perfectly sense if it doesn't make sense
@@eroi8649 i dunno but that makes sense to me 💀𓂸ඞ
@@eroi8649 it makes sense now thank you
@@eroi8649makes sense to me🤷🏿♂️
the first cut hit me SO HARD that left out of breath laughing 🤣
My guy has .005% body fat 💀
As a pizza who owns Italians. I would love to own this.
😮
Nothing beat a nice slice of Italian
Its all yours
@@Ididathing
You just strike gold man.put this safely and small on market, your ritch.all ready you have people wanting. Go paten this make quick mill for new projects that will make you rich.its a stepping stool for investment. Lol
Holu-
The design is very human
@masonmorley5065 nah just didnt see the original one whenever i posted this. Thx for going out of your way for me though, prick
@@masonmorley5065 ^
@@masonmorley5065 Plembis
@@masonmorley5065 Plembis 2
@@masonmorley5065 Stealing your oh so valuable internet points, womp womp.
Fun fact: the one talking is actually the pizza cutter and the challenge is the giant bare foot man.
I feel bad for the guy who breaks into the kitchen with this thing in it lmao
Now I really want a medieval themed pizzeria where you sit down and the waiter brings down the pizza axe on the table
As cheeze sprays on your face 😂
Don’t you mean the executioner brings the axe down upon the pizza to be damned?
above guy is right 1 time I bit into a hot ass slice of pizza and part of my cheek burned down to the pink flesh and stayed pink for like a month, rather not have real pizzeria pizza chopped like this by me from watching distance
@@randomguy6152 sometimes you gotta live life on the edge
Kinda unrelated but there is a restaurant in coastal Alabama where the waiters throw rolls at you.
*THUD*
“Honey what was that?”
“Our upstairs neighbor made pizza again”
xD
Little do they know, it was the pizza delivery man that he used it on.
the serving guy is accually the carry of this video.
hes such a vibe
The chop on the little lieve of wood was fairly clean. 8.9/10
The worst part is that it works perfectly
If your Aim is immaculate, and that's a big "If".
how can you miss lol @@Chanksss
@@cyberturkey77Miss the centre by 5 centimetres and you have a badly cut pizza. If you need to apply force, hitting the same spot over and over is hard
Wouldnt that be the best part?
This is similar to what is used to cut pizza in Disneyland. Their’s is a contraption where the die comes down directly, no swinging required. Much more OSHA friendly
A far more humane and merciful way to cut pizzas 😌🙏🏻
indeed
I wonder how many pizzas it took for him to get that close to the center.
I thought that watermelon was going to go everywhere but it was perfectly cut.
That's no pizza cutter that's an Italian mob execution device
Did my man just actually fold a god damn splinter into his own mouth?
its just likr a toothpick
He made it look tasty.
@@BaxterBlack95the what?
Don't playing with "God" word
@@Abdullah77715 Shut up Abdullah. This isn't the middle east and I'm not wearing a burka.
Bro's bicep peak is immaculate 💀
He got that Blacksmith strenght 💪🏻🔨
Gay
@@RM-xq7gflike your mom
@@RM-xq7gfeven better
@@RM-xq7gfHow insecure do you have to be to call admiring someone's features gay?
"How to make a torture device“
So cool! I used to work at a Italian restaurant. This would of been perfect for our small/large size pizzas ❤
Still cut better than most Domino's pizzas
😂😂
And Little Caesars
@Phantom914 is hot ready and 5 bucks what more do you need
It's a Slap Chop
You spelt *all* wrong 😂
No one is going to talk that chef literally ate wood 💀
Splinters
Master Splinter
That’s what I was thinking.
😋🤤
@@LorraineWatling Which wood are you talking about becasue im getting a feeling it isnt a plant💀
The tongue splinters.
the axeman's expression as he innocently inspects his pizza impact 😌
As a pizza eating Italian, I need this in my life
YOOO MUYE
Why are you here so early
MuYe got here faster than his "slightly modified" pigeon
As a Italian eating pizza, I need this in my life too
So you eat Italians, also how good do they taste. Just asking.
When the Barbarian serves the food:
Fr bro is jacked 💪
😂😂😂
I mean this as a compliment from New Jersey 🇺🇸, with ✌🏼&❤️. Anytime I see you and Alexa 🇦🇺🦘 I will always think of the Toxic Gossip Train 🚂 on Hasan’s stream.
Please come back next year (assuming Hasan’s invite on his behalf)
1k like.
my brain melt to your video! keep up great work sir! love you!
Man's asking to italians but man doesn't know that a real pizza is 4 slices
Man got splinters in his mouth for the perfect italiano meme. What a gentleman
I was thinking same thing, he put the splinters right In there...
design is very human
That part hurt me mentally and physically
Major respect for the homie giving himself mouth splinters 😅
No just cringe
Yeah was pretty funny ngl
@@camplays487 that’s why you built like a bowling ball
@@Cyan_the_protogen😂😂😂
Man wtf you didn’t warn anyone about welding in the video. My unprotected eyes were exposed to shining. What if my eyesight is gonna get worse >:(
It's a cool idea, until you realize how many times people would miss the center of the pizza in practice
Brings a whole new meaning to pizza-face.
No one talking about this man’s absolutely ripped forearms💀💀💀
Caught me off guard not gunna lie
Bro as a definitely not straight guy them arms got me actin up
Smash
You mean the veins from dehydration?
Well he’s a Florida man obviously he would have ripped forearms
having this to use would have made my double shifts at dominoe’s a lot more enjoyable
I’m sure the customers would be more kind too…just keep the pizza slicer up front
@@DaTimmehlmao
Now make a pizza guillotine.
@@DaTimmehthis makes no sense
Having used one of these before, it's absolutely garbage because they are very difficult to maintain and sharpen. It's really not that difficult but corporations can't be asked to deal with shit that has to be done by hand. The cutters they have at dominos right now work just fine, the 4 or 5 sided blade like in the video just gets dull and becomes a massive problem later since it never makes a full cut anymore.
Bro enjoyed that wood huh🪵🤔
Make a gun that shoots a tiny gun and the tiny gun shoots a razer blade
Aleksa's cameos add so much to every video he's in
Yes. Sometimes the magic is in working together.
Also i like when they did the more kinda serious things like the covid episode and the haircut in north korea.
The average Italian executor:
Italian final boss
me: gets fucking mangled by this thing
italian excutioner sampling my corpse:👌
he gets things done
Sounds like some Rick and Morty shit
That's not what that means 😂
dominos hire this guy
This isn't even the first time I've watched this and the face still gets me 🤣
For our french friends I would suggest building a Pizza guillotine.
My grandmother had one for baguettes, it came with a head/bread basket and a little executioner styled like a nutcracker doll
"We are taking notes"
-The frenchies
@@headwrinkle9896And I have one for sausage . Its very practical and allows you to cut the thinnest slices , perfect for the apéro .
Dude! That would be an awesome idea. Something I was thinking about was something like an automatic stamp machine. Like, the pizza goes into the oven on a conveyor belt, comes out, and then like a stamp machine, an 8 bladed star stamps down on it, and cuts it into 8 perfect slices.
what about the german friends
The day this man puts on cut-resistant gloves and steel-toed shoes is the day we can all take a huge sigh of relief and won't have to make sure he's still alive once a month
If this man puts on cut-resistant gloves and steel-toed shoes, we all have to be worried for our own safety xD
@@flaxslice9857 lmao, agreed
Well great way to keep us coming back XD
Thats a genius idea cause new workers at any of my local pizza place sucks at cutting pizza’s
*leans in and looks over like a goblin* +10 points for that
Glad too see you’re finally feeding Alexa. You can tell he really enjoyed his first meal since being your human test subject
How "Alexa" become "he"? It's against language rules for most of european languages (and not only europeans)
@@jasparta993you can say he when referring to a person
@jasparta993 In English, there are something called Pronouns. Typically when referring to people, you would use He, She, They or something else, depending on the circumstances. 'He' is masculine, 'she' is feminine, and 'They' is either used to describe someone without using gender, or to describe multiple people
@@tlogle2614I think a better way to put it is that a name does not define the gender of a person or animal.
@@Colayith "they" is ancient way of calling someone when we're not sure thier gender... for example long hair someone is raping woman. It's not looks like typical man, but woman are raping other woman very rarely so we can say "They rape girl!". And yes, they is mostly used to call multiple ppl at once.
But "a" and "e" in end of noun in most languages showing that this word is not gender neutral or masculine, but femine, so calling "Alexa" as "He" is stupid. She / "they" is more correct.