had a dream Carson mentioned me like months after he banned me like "hey remember ____" and i was watching him and he started crying and bouncing up and down, then it hard cut to his chair with a disgusting brownish-green stain, and he pointed out different "landmarks" of the stain with a laser pointer. Anyway great video
Sometimes Wheatley will go full-on baby using keyboard mode and make shit up like "bhutia" "atua" or "baba". Where'd google translate even get all that like wtf
Sometimes the translation breaks down and it can't make it back to english, usually because a word doesn't have a direct enough translation or some rare combination of translations just makes gibberish to allow the rest to work.
My suspicion is that "God" somehow got mangled into "Atua." I have absolutely zero clue regarding the other two, though. Bhutia is apparently a Tibetan ethnic group, so I suppose something could have led there with enough translations, but hecking "Baba??"
oxygen bro? 😂😂😂 bro that aint his name bro 😂😂😂 come on bro 😂😂😂 bro i swear yall always comin up with the goofiest names bro 😂😂bro oxygen man yall too much 😂😂😂 bro think hes a molecule bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes an atom bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes a gas 😂😂😂 bro yall too funny
That one-two-three punch at the end fucked me up bad(in a good way), I passed out from laughing too hard/much. “I want you.” “My nation is surrounded by wasps, and (t)horny spirits.” . “I can have dementia..”
God I haven't laughed so hard in a WHILE, like I did not expect the end song to be translated too, and after laughing for so long I was about to be done and then glados all of a sudden says "I W A N T Y O U" and I start wheezing again
of ALL the Google Translated mods for him to start with, I didn't think he'd start with the one where half the dialogue is already nonsensical to begin with
i sure hope wheatley doesnt say anything horribly racist
He might say something political
Atua!
Atua!
Atua!
NNNNGH!
Surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits is so fucking awesome
by far my favouritw
Don’t forget the “My nation” at the start
"My Nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" goes hard
🔥
That’s a death grips song if I’ve ever heard one
Mario luther king: 14:28
He died for our sins
Yahoo I have a dream
i think u spelled chris pratt wrong
the REAL mlk
Idk why people keep shit talking the goat
13:50 had me in genuine tears
why did he say it like that 😭😭😭
Carson: ✋😐🤚
i literally laughed so hard at that
4:59 why is this so funny to me
Nice liberal you’re to thicc for this
this woman is TOO gay !!
DIOS MIOS ! A LIBERAL !
had a dream Carson mentioned me like months after he banned me like "hey remember ____" and i was watching him and he started crying and bouncing up and down, then it hard cut to his chair with a disgusting brownish-green stain, and he pointed out different "landmarks" of the stain with a laser pointer. Anyway great video
This all happened btw
Geography is an important area of study
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEYou need to make this video become a reality.
^ Just realised I died yesterday so I couldn't have commented this
I'm actually crying
7:27 The pause as he charged up his zestometer.
17 minutes of Carson saying "guys, watch this" and ruining everything
every video
He just wont stop having confidence
B a b a
IS YOU
Uku
Carson laughing hysterically at baby noises
Face, my girl!
Owu
Sometimes Wheatley will go full-on baby using keyboard mode and make shit up like "bhutia" "atua" or "baba". Where'd google translate even get all that like wtf
Sometimes the translation breaks down and it can't make it back to english, usually because a word doesn't have a direct enough translation or some rare combination of translations just makes gibberish to allow the rest to work.
My suspicion is that "God" somehow got mangled into "Atua."
I have absolutely zero clue regarding the other two, though. Bhutia is apparently a Tibetan ethnic group, so I suppose something could have led there with enough translations, but hecking "Baba??"
are you voting for wheatley or glados in the 2024 election
what's whatley's views on mexican immigrants
@@petscopfan335 13:52
@@peut-etre yeah im voting for glados
@@peut-etrevoting for Wheatley
Wheatley is constantly being censored by the woke media
3:30 that's when Gavin joined the crew
ALPHA PUMP IN YOUR HAND!!!!
I love having alpha pumps in my hands
16:25 "I want you." made me laugh so hard i had a heart palpitation
The way the music cuts out for that line 😂
Gavin possessed the song
oxygen do you like garn47
CARRR
car😂
oxygen bro? 😂😂😂 bro that aint his name bro 😂😂😂 come on bro 😂😂😂 bro i swear yall always comin up with the goofiest names bro 😂😂bro oxygen man yall too much 😂😂😂 bro think hes a molecule bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes an atom bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes a gas 😂😂😂 bro yall too funny
@@beverage_ They say one drink a day, beverage!
Dude I wish he’d get really into Garn
Martin Luther King Jr on August 28, 1963: 14:28
Mario Luther king
16:31 how did this change so much
Reminds me of that Cars clip where McQueen is happy to be back in radiator springs...and mator...well yk
@@GarroThposer i want you.
@@acquaintedfowl1767w..what?
Cave of Johnson lines go hard
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I’m a lemon
"My nation is surrounded by wasps, and thorny spirits" is probably the hardest line of time
16:26 Actually crying. Had to pause the vid for a solid minute to stop laughing. I hate this, give us more
somebody said poop what the hell
carson really needs to start censoring swear words
dude what the cr*p????
Shit
@@Kutomi1 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!
7:30 Been a while since I laughed this hard.
The one thing I never thought I would hear from Wheatley is him calling you a queen in a "slay" voice
2:00 brought tear to my eye. I've been waiting for a moment like that for 13 years
16:31 monaco citizens (they live near french people)
8:02 POV my first video appearance and it’s about my honkers goddamnit
hey dont worry its okay plenty of people go through honkers too
tmi
my first video appearance was about the trout population, we all gotta start somewhere
i yearn for my first cmc appearance to reference my honkers
i also have boobs
9:32 BABA 🫥
Oh aorta like the rebrand video
10:21 voice sounds like toad from garten of banban
15:23 POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
JAM JEST KARSON SOPLICA!!!!
dude carson actually has been the only guy to make me laugh on yt for the last year lmao he is just old youtube i love it
I honestly very much appreciate this translation being fully voice-acted. That's a lot of effort that they absolutely did not have to do.
That one-two-three punch at the end fucked me up bad(in a good way), I passed out from laughing too hard/much.
“I want you.”
“My nation is surrounded by wasps, and (t)horny spirits.” . “I can have dementia..”
God I haven't laughed so hard in a WHILE, like I did not expect the end song to be translated too, and after laughing for so long I was about to be done and then glados all of a sudden says "I W A N T Y O U" and I start wheezing again
I washed my face this morning
as a fellow human, i also indeed sanitized my facial structure
I washed your face too
wow carbonese this was a sick video. i have a foot fetish. this video was so fun and enjoyable. you should do more videos like this in the future!
bro dropped a fun fact
🦶?
This comment is like the tiktok recipe videos with the half second of dudes kissing
Damn how can people root for Wheatley, he literally said the N-word 😢
9:11 hi carson 👋
Hawk atua!
Hawk god!
This man is Happy
15:43 Thou madest, thou dumb man, dumb!
There's no way this got made into a video.
13:55 WHAT DID HE SAY!?!?!?!?
after seeing carson struggle with the kindergarten level puzzles of banban and poppy, having him play portal 2 seems excrutiatiing
I'M BACK
40 YEARS
my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits
9:08 hi Wheatley!
My nation is surrounded by wasps, and thorny spirits.
I haven't laughed this hard at any video in a long while. "I Burned down your house. I'm a Lemon"
This is like if Chell had more obvious brain damage
“You science monster”
What if you wanted to go to heaven but GOD said: "Atua!!"
15 (Fifteen) ACRES of broken glass.
As someone whos never seen a Portal 2 playthrough, this was a perfect first exposure to it
there were so many bangers in this i just kept crying of laughter.
"i have a dream, Okay - N" is an amazing racist quote.
ah yes, everybody's favorite "my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" core
Shrimp drink? i sure hope it does
Portal but the translate hurts you
THE DARK ROOM WITH CHAIROLD!?!? HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T HURT YOU!!! *thunderous applause*
This mod is like how Gavin talks normally.
This was a totally garnular video, Cast Iron, have you considered playing Garn47 on stream, it's awesome
"my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits."
16:26 "i want you."
The best thing about this mod is that they used real voice actors and not AI. Love to see it!
Can we have Gavin say - “Tamtama Brasov or Quadros?” Feel like that fits him
WHEATTHINS SAID WHAT???
This video had me crying of laughter holy cow
Please keep doing translate videos they are so funny.
-He clearly likes it.-
This man is happy!
I started brushing ny teeth near the end and nearly spit everywhere
i'm glad hawk tuah is in this one
i cried laughing at this video... reminded me of simpler times...
12:49 Carson being utterly dumbfounded at that statement had me in tears😂
This is just the normal carson experience.
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen in a long time!
He really says it with that AH at the end, I'm fucking dying.
You are a science monster.
16 minutes of Carson failing every Portal 2 Speedrunning “ Trick “
Wheatley saying "I can have Dementia" like he was smiling about it floored me
8:51 why does Hui Ola. ae 'ae a musical masterpiece
my dimension is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits (i can have dementia)
Yes wheatley, we're looking at you.
its been confirmed everybody, Carson is a science monster.
this probably the lore accurate way of what the main character hears
Give this to someone who just learned english and tell them this is normal
"I can have dementia, really sick yo"
do NOT eat while watching this video.
Can’t believe you cut out “This is your old friend, madame neurotoxin”
best part of the stream was seeing chat/carsons ability to use english tank by the end
this is the closest we'll ever get to a callmecarson + deadwater gaming collab
We need a you laugh you lose version where you spin the wheel each time you laugh.
Atua! Spit on that thang!
"Hello a friend of mine
𝒾 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊" 16:28
I love portal 2 so much and this made me almost choke on the food I was eating
Horse walks in
Portal if you actually suffered the side effects of a coma that long.
He is back and he is called craig's son, for he had proclaimed it himself.
of ALL the Google Translated mods for him to start with, I didn't think he'd start with the one where half the dialogue is already nonsensical to begin with
Portal but there's an extreme lack of oxygen in the facilities