"Curse a Real Sword" -MBMBAM Animatic

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @michaelfino27
    @michaelfino27 5 лет назад +5058

    this is exactly the kind of jokes that come natural to siblings

    • @SunflowerAspenPlays
      @SunflowerAspenPlays 5 лет назад +222

      It really is tho
      That's the best thing about the mcelroys. Pure, raw, unfiltered sibling goofin.

    • @b0illin_mud0ne79
      @b0illin_mud0ne79 4 года назад +47

      My sibling just chased me with knives

    • @cambecambe3199
      @cambecambe3199 4 года назад +55

      Craze Phaze but were they *real swords*

    • @b0illin_mud0ne79
      @b0illin_mud0ne79 4 года назад +41

      Muna Karshe they seemed pretty fucking real to me mate

    • @pureicefire
      @pureicefire 4 года назад +1

      Yep yep

  • @bigbadgammagnome
    @bigbadgammagnome 5 лет назад +4995

    The idea of Garfield the Deals Warlock being just Griffin as a wizard with cat ears and a tail is VERY good and is my new headcanon

    • @decoy1359
      @decoy1359 5 лет назад +351

      ive always imagined all of the taz characters as griffin wearing various shitty costumes. angus is just griffin walking on his knees with a detective hat. the red robes are griffin wrapped in a sheet that isn't even red. lup is just griffin with a wig. the possibilities are endless

    • @GYAXA
      @GYAXA 5 лет назад +39

      Erin Allen griffinfield the catboy

    • @maxaroni39
      @maxaroni39 5 лет назад +44

      @@decoy1359 that's some galaxy brain thinking right there

    • @McMaster27
      @McMaster27 5 лет назад +61

      Erin Allen my headcanon for Garfield the Deals Warlock is basically “Pam-body Garf-head” from that one fucked up question they did

    • @plantmage9850
      @plantmage9850 5 лет назад +15

      decoy it's like the meme where Jamie dresses as the crystal gems

  • @thedreamingcosmonaut5660
    @thedreamingcosmonaut5660 5 лет назад +2869

    “What kind of sword is it?”
    “A real sword.”
    “E E A A A H”

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift 5 лет назад +4773

    justin is apparently an actual mage and he can do magic as long as you dont imply that things can be 'fake'

    • @KatlsNalcrateo
      @KatlsNalcrateo 5 лет назад +30

      Exceptional

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 5 лет назад +265

      Honestly it seems like it's the opposite, the second you mention the sword you want cursed is "real" it upsets him. He can curse nerf swords no problem, fake swords, imaginary swords and maybe even quantum swords that both do and don't exist at the same time. Just not "real" swords unless you have between $200-300 and want to hear him moan about it.

    • @Elitekross
      @Elitekross 4 года назад +28

      Well he can enchant a real sword, just not curse it

    • @iamalittler
      @iamalittler 2 года назад +5

      I mean, obviously.

  • @Curiouswhatever
    @Curiouswhatever 5 лет назад +3453

    Griffin: curse
    Justin: ok ok
    Griffin: real
    Justin: yeah yeah
    Griffin: sword
    Justin: cool cool cool
    Griffin: cursing a real sword
    Justin: *EEAUEHEUA*

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +68

      *100 dollars.*

    • @Curiouswhatever
      @Curiouswhatever 5 лет назад +52

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 *that wasn't even the QUESTION*

    • @johnthedork723
      @johnthedork723 5 лет назад +46

      Diamondte
      $200
      “Why did it increase?”
      You’re wasting my time, kid.

    • @acardboardbox9386
      @acardboardbox9386 4 года назад +32

      Curse-Fine
      Real-Fine
      Sword-Fine
      Real Curse-Fine
      Cursed Sword-Fine
      Real Sword-Fine
      Cursing A Real Sword-UGGGHHHHH

    • @chalkskeleton3653
      @chalkskeleton3653 4 года назад +10

      He hates the word a

  • @memequern8087
    @memequern8087 4 года назад +3505

    i love how griffin is like DESPERATELY trying to get this bit somewhere ,*anywhere*!!! but Justin just adamantly refuses to while Travis gets the entire point immidiately and is just along for the ride

    • @noahbaden90
      @noahbaden90 4 года назад +272

      Griffin gets it too, but it's a "funny man straight man" thing where it's the interaction between them that is the funniest.

    • @MapleLeafAce
      @MapleLeafAce 4 года назад +49

      Lmao what even was the end goal of the joke

    • @kento369
      @kento369 3 года назад +108

      @@MapleLeafAce
      The end goal was to interact with your brothers.

    • @aaronyayger
      @aaronyayger 3 года назад +36

      I feel like you don't get that Griffin understands the bit lmao.

    • @MsMoonfan4ever
      @MsMoonfan4ever 2 года назад +2

      @@noahbaden90 ⁰0

  • @calebfarmer331
    @calebfarmer331 5 лет назад +3171

    Justin is so funny through this whole bit. The escalating noises of uncertainty becoming distress and disgust are hilarious

  • @christalcavanaugh
    @christalcavanaugh 4 года назад +4314

    “Can you write ten chapters of a fanfic?”
    “Of course no problem.”
    “And spend five hours researching something of no importance?”
    “Most definitely.”
    “Okay then can you write a four page essay?”
    “EAUGHHHHH”

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 года назад +138

      I literally spend a whole night looking into how persona 4 is homophobic and transphobic and then analysing it to a friend and i literally have to do the exactly same type of sociological project till the end of the month.

    • @StealthVenus2
      @StealthVenus2 4 года назад +34

      @@DimT670 as a person who has never played any persona game, I'm really curious.

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 4 года назад +76

      The nature of the human mind is being able to do something but then not doing it when being told to do it

    • @pLanetstarBerry
      @pLanetstarBerry 4 года назад +67

      @@DimT670 In all honestly, I would be 1000% onboard with reading an essay on this topic. Do I play the Persona games? Nay. Am I a gay looking for discourse on lgbt+ depictions in the media? Yay.

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 4 года назад +90

      @@StealthVenus2 Persona 1 and 2 let you date dudes, then Persona 3 and 4 didn’t let you, even though if you look in the games code, there are lines for male romances, implying you were supposed to, but Altus said no, then, in Persona 5, not only can you not date dudes, but there seems to be no signs that it was ever considered, and several spin off games have stereotypically flamboyant weirdos, and Altus is a Japanese company, a country that views homosexuality as more of a fetish than a sexuality. So yeah, probably homophobic.

  • @maddiebeatty
    @maddiebeatty 5 лет назад +2060

    “toss a coin to your artist” bless you geothebio

  • @ozlekosusturu
    @ozlekosusturu 5 лет назад +521

    Griffin's smol tantrum at the fact that the bit doesn't go the way he expected it to is so fucking hilarious to me

  • @SunflowerAspenPlays
    @SunflowerAspenPlays 5 лет назад +2090

    The fact that Justin can and will curse anything, so long as you do not verify if its genuine or not, is my new favorite joke.

    • @supermatt87
      @supermatt87 3 года назад +28

      It's fucking killing me dude

    • @cecildesist
      @cecildesist Год назад +27

      @@supermatt87 you know what else can do that?

      a real sword :3

    • @krabkrab_
      @krabkrab_ 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@cecildesist *EUGHHH*

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 10 месяцев назад +7

      my favorite part of the bit is when Justin brings it back in TAZ Imbalance with Taako and the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom and Griffin just being like "OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN"

  • @charlottecoats7991
    @charlottecoats7991 4 года назад +494

    The curiosity and amusement in Griffin’s voice when he asks “why did it increase?” is just the best

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 5 лет назад +1000

    “Who’s time zone” “yours”

    • @a8727
      @a8727 5 лет назад +7

      I'm dumb what's wrong with this

    • @hillsonn
      @hillsonn 5 лет назад +27

      It is just silly.

    • @bkninja3172
      @bkninja3172 4 года назад +38

      @@a8727 they're in the same room, meaning same time zone

    • @mattshnoop
      @mattshnoop 4 года назад +4

      whose 😋

    • @bkninja3172
      @bkninja3172 4 года назад +8

      @@mattshnoop WHO IS TIME ZONE?!

  • @jamdeluxe7456
    @jamdeluxe7456 4 года назад +299

    “you flipped in the air for 20 minutes and you didn’t stick the landing!”

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 года назад +8

      Thats a mood

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 3 года назад +36

      No he totally did though. The dismount was when he answered why the price doubled: "Because you wasted my time"

  • @greeensouls9
    @greeensouls9 5 лет назад +744

    wikihow should get on this

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 года назад +19

      It's titled "How to curse a RealSword" and the entire explanation is just EUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH with pictures of justin being disgusted and a blurry Griffin in the distance.

  • @JellySLCB
    @JellySLCB 4 года назад +154

    I was playing dnd with my friends and one guy mentioned cursing a sword and the dm and I said “A real sword,,, urghghh” at the same time

    • @MsDianagentaToYou
      @MsDianagentaToYou 2 года назад +3

      Also...I'm "like" number 42

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 17 дней назад +1

      @@MsDianagentaToYouI’m like number 151… I’m Mew 😮

  • @Jen_Foster
    @Jen_Foster 5 лет назад +561

    I’m crying at the censored calendar. That’s beautiful.

    • @deoxyplasmic
      @deoxyplasmic 4 года назад +5

      I didn't even see that! Maybe that's what they mean by the f*ucking sword, no wonder it's censored. I'm sure it's anything but cursed though. 😬

  • @psyducktective
    @psyducktective 5 лет назад +615

    All of the Justin expressions are chefs kiss

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 3 года назад +110

    I love the implication that "none, none details" is just Griffin deciding to be unhelpful and vague

  • @deegandeloof4953
    @deegandeloof4953 5 лет назад +812

    I must be a fake sword cuz people always curse at me

  • @ViralAlexExiled
    @ViralAlexExiled 3 года назад +154

    The callout to this in The Zone of Adventure: Imbalance was so perfect.

    • @geothebio
      @geothebio  3 года назад +40

      wait i need to go and watch it now sdkjfh

  • @missiemani
    @missiemani 5 лет назад +837

    i want that taako plushie real bad

    • @nootboot9324
      @nootboot9324 5 лет назад +60

      *R E A L ? !* *EEGUGHDJSJ*

    • @skrytetemnoty7590
      @skrytetemnoty7590 5 лет назад +40

      You want it _real_ bad?

    • @thebeakeddoctor
      @thebeakeddoctor 5 лет назад +10

      As do I... I’m gonna try makin it

    • @thebeakeddoctor
      @thebeakeddoctor 5 лет назад +27

      Hey guys, update, I started sketching out a drawing of plushie Taako to figure out his pattern, realized a doll base with elf ears, looks kinda like Yoda and I wanted to let ya all know that
      Hey, I’m back again, I have found fabric the color of his skin, need to find some purples and a color for his hair. At this point I’m invested, will post a link to a picture of the end result. Thank you guys, I spent over thirty bucks on fabric and thread : )

    • @thecurtains
      @thecurtains 5 лет назад +2

      @@thebeakeddoctor I'm replying for the link

  • @Stolanis
    @Stolanis 5 лет назад +1677

    I like to think that he's just a very reputation-conscious enchanter and the idea of *cursing* a *real sword* that people might actually use is preying on his conscience - since, after all, no-one would ask for a real sword to be cursed unless they were then planning on *giving* that sword to somebody that they may fall afoul of the curse.
    I have no idea why I wrote this comment.

    • @TmaireTame
      @TmaireTame 5 лет назад +21

      Perhaps it was a *suggestion* someone gave you

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +14

      That makes sense. I would throw a cursed sword at my enemies, or my boss who's a dickweed.

    • @Wanooknox
      @Wanooknox 5 лет назад +18

      Probably so you could use the word "afoul"

    • @peachs0da
      @peachs0da 5 лет назад +5

      Excuse me what did u want to curse?

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +4

      @@peachs0da a real sword

  • @happysillygoofy
    @happysillygoofy 5 лет назад +366

    I like that griffin forgot both of his real watches and had to draw a crayon one

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 5 лет назад +43

      Wait, what kind were both of his watches?

    • @jayseane4551
      @jayseane4551 5 лет назад +53

      Azure Nightfalle real watches

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 5 лет назад +53

      @@jayseane4551 EEEAAAUUYGH

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 года назад +3

      Can you curse a real watch?

  • @gabebernhard4601
    @gabebernhard4601 5 лет назад +310

    How is Justin saying “real sword... eurghhh” over and over again one of MBMBAM’s funniest bits?

    • @zakinnamis5577
      @zakinnamis5577 4 года назад +8

      Eat ass and smoke grass my baby little boy

    • @mikeyseney6570
      @mikeyseney6570 3 года назад +2

      @@zakinnamis5577 hey dog idk if you know this but your reply does NOT fit the original comment at all

    • @wizardbugs
      @wizardbugs 3 года назад +4

      @@mikeyseney6570 no it does

  • @sheesh5389
    @sheesh5389 5 лет назад +510

    Unrelated
    My kitten began to attack my phone as soon as Griffin spoke

    • @cartoonking1789
      @cartoonking1789 5 лет назад +9

      Must not be a fan of MBMBAM :p

    • @skrytetemnoty7590
      @skrytetemnoty7590 5 лет назад +37

      No, their cat just knows the voice of god when they hear it.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +18

      @@skrytetemnoty7590 "GIVE IT HERE! I MUST HEAR HIS PURRMONS!"

    • @andredarsie
      @andredarsie 4 года назад +4

      What kind of cat?

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 4 года назад +4

      @@andredarsie a real cat

  • @radioactiveferrets
    @radioactiveferrets 3 года назад +49

    Justin going to enchant different swords:
    Fake sword - "I like you! Have a cupcake!"
    NERF sword - "I like you, have a cupcake!"
    Real sword - "Eeeuueugh...."
    F*ckin sword - "I like you! Have a cupcake!"

  • @amodelmannequin
    @amodelmannequin 3 года назад +49

    Travis' simple, practical questions make this bit for me

    • @bluegreenmagenta
      @bluegreenmagenta 2 года назад +3

      "So what did you want to happen to the real sword?"
      "We wanted to curse it."

  • @macaronsncheese9835
    @macaronsncheese9835 5 лет назад +128

    Minerva's order looking for someone to forge Beacon

  • @SickyNar
    @SickyNar 5 лет назад +88

    J: What kind of sword?
    G: A very real sword.
    J: gyaahhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrrrmmphhhh

  • @michaelhenry8078
    @michaelhenry8078 3 года назад +79

    For anyone who wants to know, here is how to curse a real sword. Forge the sword with depleted uranium. This will greatly increase the hardness and thus armor piercing quality of the sword while slowly killing you horribly for being near it. Real cursed sword.

    • @manmanpower15
      @manmanpower15 2 года назад +6

      I was thinking like, build a taser within the hilt of the sword and have it connected to the hilt and on the sword so the moment you grab it to swing; your tased but the blade is charged with that same shock

  • @PieNumber4
    @PieNumber4 5 лет назад +121

    *Percy throws throws her weapon onto the table*
    "Does anyone know how to curse a real ass god damn sword?"

    • @derpythefool9106
      @derpythefool9106 5 лет назад +6

      A real sword
      Aggghhhh

    • @DiscordiaCordis
      @DiscordiaCordis 4 года назад +9

      AN EPITHET ERASED COMMENT ? ON A MBMBAM VIDEO??? OMG

    • @imthetrashman8620
      @imthetrashman8620 4 года назад +4

      AN EPITHET ERASED REFERENCE??? IN OUR YEAR OF 2020???? E X C E L L E N T

  • @victoriachusin2944
    @victoriachusin2944 5 лет назад +81

    Big “potion seller” energy

  • @talonevans6661
    @talonevans6661 5 лет назад +440

    I haven't even finished the video but i had to say, holy crap this looks really good!! I've been watching for a while and I've always loved your style, and it's amazing to watch your art and animation get better by the year! Keep it up dude, your making some really cool stuff!

  • @skrytetemnoty7590
    @skrytetemnoty7590 5 лет назад +159

    That transition to Garfield oh gosh

  • @samphoenix794
    @samphoenix794 5 лет назад +61

    Me as a DM playing a weapon enchanter

  • @dig8634
    @dig8634 3 года назад +13

    I really wanted Justin to interject when Griffin mentioned "enchant with dark magic"
    "Now hold on! Enchant a real sword with dark magic? That I can do easy peasy. But curse a real sword? That's gonna be hard" or something to that effect.

  • @snufkin2245
    @snufkin2245 5 лет назад +487

    So are we talking about a real sword? Or...

  • @benbuff5851
    @benbuff5851 5 лет назад +109

    What about a scimitar, a real scimitar.
    $100

  • @Iojima
    @Iojima 5 лет назад +300

    I feel like, with that taako plushie, you could definitely get some licensing rights. I hope. i just want the taako plushie real bad,

    • @geothebio
      @geothebio  5 лет назад +95

      ask the mcelroys! i’d be happy to help design one for them haha

    • @mauruhkatigaming4807
      @mauruhkatigaming4807 5 лет назад +77

      taako body pillow when

    • @chadbuskin1934
      @chadbuskin1934 5 лет назад +4

      Dylan C wouldnt change for me.

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee 5 лет назад +9

      Mauruhkati Gaming Taako 👏 Body 👏 Pillow 👏 WHEN 👏👏

    • @Punchy-Mango
      @Punchy-Mango 4 года назад +6

      @@HeyItsNovalee that phrase is just horny Shrimp! Heaven! Now!

  • @endymionredacted1304
    @endymionredacted1304 5 лет назад +61

    me, being asked to do literally anything

  • @maxaroni39
    @maxaroni39 5 лет назад +77

    I love the little extra touches and easter eggs in this! Griffin the Deals Warlock was my favorite, and you nailed Justin's facial expressions. Your animatics always make me laugh, great job!

  • @NeverBeenElsewhere
    @NeverBeenElsewhere 3 года назад +15

    " hey do you know how to fix a magic sword?"
    "What kind of sword?"
    " ...magic?"
    "Oof..."

  • @iantkach6640
    @iantkach6640 Год назад +1

    “You flipped in the air for 20 minutes, and you didn’t stick the landing!” is going to be my new go-to when I spend a bunch of time circling around the same joke/topic with someone, and then they just suddenly pivot to something only vaguely related.

  • @spiderbeetlebee1012
    @spiderbeetlebee1012 5 лет назад +23

    FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
    Got a DEAL FOR YOU

  • @kylekyle4169
    @kylekyle4169 3 года назад +8

    the first time I watched this I had not listened to taz and I was a wee bit confused at Griffin turning into a wizard catboy.

  • @afeatherinthewind
    @afeatherinthewind 5 лет назад +11

    See, I laughed when Griffin seemed to have drawn a watch on in red sharpie to tell the time, I fucking lost it when the Garfield whiskers clearly used the same application technique 😂 I love all the little details in your animations so much

  • @chipch9667
    @chipch9667 5 лет назад +26

    Someone out there just found their favorite geothebio animation.

  • @AnadysR
    @AnadysR 5 лет назад +38

    i love the implication of ‘fake’ swords

  • @FlamingSwordOfDoom
    @FlamingSwordOfDoom Год назад +2

    EVERY SINGLE TIME griffin says "sweat equity" my brain goes "swequity" a la the snake meme

  • @Gyrhoe
    @Gyrhoe 5 лет назад +21

    A yes th episode with the sexy calendar. I'm glad it's an all artists mood to put way too much effort into things that won't last XD

  • @yarns8117
    @yarns8117 5 лет назад +87

    This seems like a relevant place to share that my grandma owns a real sword

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 5 лет назад +17

      but can she curse it?

    • @lavaclayloop3935
      @lavaclayloop3935 5 лет назад +14

      a REAL sword?

    • @yarns8117
      @yarns8117 5 лет назад +9

      @@lavaclayloop3935 a real sword!!!

    • @robb7237
      @robb7237 5 лет назад +6

      *groans* a REAL sword? Aww geez...oh boy.

    • @sexualtaco308
      @sexualtaco308 4 года назад +3

      A...real
      Augggghhhh
      Sword?

  • @livelaughstuck
    @livelaughstuck 5 лет назад +26

    omg I'm going through MBMBAM backwards and I just got to this episode the other day so it's extra nice to see this bit animated. So fucking good

    • @liamboudreau8415
      @liamboudreau8415 5 лет назад +2

      I'm glad I'm not the only one watching the show in reverse order lol

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 года назад

      I think I listened in reverse order the first time.

  • @trinitysarah2992
    @trinitysarah2992 5 лет назад +162

    so wait
    ...
    A REAL sword?

    • @Butchcavalier
      @Butchcavalier 5 лет назад +9

      @Detuned GD UURRGHH

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +11

      @Detuned GD Uggggh... You sure dude? A *Real* sword? Not a... *real-ASS* sword?

    • @ahappyjackolantern
      @ahappyjackolantern 5 лет назад +7

      Logical Overdrive oh a real *ass* sword would be no problem if that’s what we’re going for. We could go ahead and get that done over the weekend.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +5

      @@ahappyjackolantern yeah but he said a urrrrg, *real* sword. UGGGGGGGH! I need him to clarify, but yeah, a real-ass sword, we pull an all nighter over the weekend and have that ready for him as soon as we open on Monday.

    • @ahappyjackolantern
      @ahappyjackolantern 5 лет назад +6

      Logical Overdrive urrrrrgh a REAL sword?! Dang.

  • @savagegardenrox
    @savagegardenrox 4 года назад +11

    The US is currently a nightmare disaster so I am rewatching all your MBMBAM animatics to make the anxiety shivers go away. Highly effective so far

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 5 лет назад +25

    $300 is still a pretty good deal to curse a real sword

    • @it_buddy
      @it_buddy 3 месяца назад

      i'll do it for $150

  • @brynkasson8100
    @brynkasson8100 5 лет назад +28

    I love the little Taako doll on the shelf.

  • @unkindwinner0790
    @unkindwinner0790 5 лет назад +64

    Cursing swords would be my pass time

    • @ahappyjackolantern
      @ahappyjackolantern 5 лет назад +1

      What kind of swords?

    • @unkindwinner0790
      @unkindwinner0790 5 лет назад +3

      Kal Obermeyer i dont know, nerf swords?

    • @ahappyjackolantern
      @ahappyjackolantern 5 лет назад +2

      UnkindWinner07 oh okay yeah. That sounds like a fun hobby, so long as the swords aren’t...y’know. R... I can’t even type it out.

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 5 лет назад +2

      @@ahappyjackolantern you mean... _real_ swords?

    • @morgang.5734
      @morgang.5734 5 лет назад +2

      but what about real swords?

  • @Fem_Witch
    @Fem_Witch Год назад +2

    I love the idea that Travis is just a shopkeeper, and Justin just materialized behind the counter.

  • @CameraHam
    @CameraHam 3 года назад +4

    Beginner DM Tip: when your level 2 players ask for magic weapons, be Justin in this bit.

  • @JustinSawyer-ji5wm
    @JustinSawyer-ji5wm Год назад +1

    I don't think Griffin understands just how difficult cursing a real sword is.
    It's a delicate process that requires a lot of time and accuracy that has to be learnt over several years requiring hours of close study each day.
    Personally, I find Justin's valuation VERY generous and it's rather insulting to to turn down such a deal.

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 лет назад +20

    the calendar caught me off guard even though i’d seen it before but i love it so much

  • @howdyitsren
    @howdyitsren 5 лет назад +42

    I lost it as Griffin animorphed into Garfield the deals warlock

  • @ReverendTed
    @ReverendTed 3 года назад +6

    "Can you put a curse on this REAL sword?"
    "Sure."
    "A REAL curse?"
    "Hey now, that wasn't the original request."

  • @sprightlyoaf9583
    @sprightlyoaf9583 Год назад +1

    I just realized why I love this so much and it's not just the ridiculousness of it--Justin has faithfully recreated a pitch-perfect emotional representation of working in IT and trying to explain the finer details of some technology to somebody older who both a) isn't grasping them and b) *will not stop asking questions*

  • @akisorax
    @akisorax 5 лет назад +24

    Also, it's a Starbucks, and you've been dead the whole time

  • @NowCovering
    @NowCovering 3 года назад +3

    Just had this thought: “Yeah sure, no problem, Pedro knows how to do that” (Pedro takes the sword into the back room and horrible metallic noises are heard) (re-emerges with the sword embossed with the word *FUCK* on it)

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish Год назад +2

    Justin is struggling to curse a real sword because it goes against union regulations

  • @HeronWolf
    @HeronWolf Год назад +1

    When you think about it, a curse can just be an enchantment but on the hilt and not the blade. Fire curse? Flaming blade but it sets hand on fire. Pain? Sharpening enchantments but when you go to grab the handle, ouchie, that hurted. The possibilities are endless.

  • @ChristinaSuper
    @ChristinaSuper 4 года назад +7

    Why do I feel like this is how Justin got through a high school retail job?

  • @FWDDGS
    @FWDDGS 3 года назад +1

    How to curse a real sword:
    1) obtain sword
    2) pick up sword
    3) yell “f**k this sword!”

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer Год назад +1

    So I decided to ask my brother, who is a witch, if he knew how to curse a real sword, and he said he could, theoretically

  • @lillyhill6093
    @lillyhill6093 3 года назад +2

    just some of my favorit e Justin Grunts:
    0:31 - yeeish
    1:11 - * vaguely feline *
    1:33 - gash _uf_
    2:06 - _wooph_
    3:04 - ga--looo

  • @bananabanana484
    @bananabanana484 Год назад +1

    I feel like I’m gonna steal this but for a forgemaster who hates making mondo powerful cursed weapons

  • @annagizziatlas62
    @annagizziatlas62 4 года назад +22

    Perhaps I'm not adept enough, but HOW was Gryffin expecting Justin to end that bit??? This question haunts me.

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 2 года назад +9

      Maybe by explaining the process of cursing a real sword? I'm really not sure, especially since Justin pretty clearly telegraphed that he was shifting the bit into "I'm a magic shop owner and you're a customer"

  • @TheFugles
    @TheFugles Год назад +1

    I quote this this anytime anyone says real around me and my sister

  • @WWRITD
    @WWRITD 3 года назад +1

    I love the Costco chart you drew. Idk why but that just added to the hilarity for some reason

  • @liluthealmighty
    @liluthealmighty 4 года назад +2

    Ideal sibling joke

  • @tomatoheadedmonkey6741
    @tomatoheadedmonkey6741 Год назад +1

    i come back to this video constantly it’s so perfect

  • @FruitySalad118
    @FruitySalad118 4 года назад +4

    I love your animations they totally elevate this podcast

  • @johncoleman1930
    @johncoleman1930 5 лет назад +6

    This is my favorite bit and I needed this badly since today has been rough

  • @tlcartist
    @tlcartist 5 лет назад +3

    Yesssss. Thank you for doing this! It’s one of my all time favorite bits.

  • @notednuance
    @notednuance 4 года назад +2

    I'll be honest... I've lost count of how many times I've watched this.

  • @y9y-f9q
    @y9y-f9q 5 лет назад +12

    Hell yes, new geothebio animatic!

  • @NowakiStar
    @NowakiStar 5 лет назад +1

    I love the amount of detail that you put into your work! Even just the little things like the riddles shirt, things written on the calendar, and the Taako doll are just so good!

  • @humanwormbaby9328
    @humanwormbaby9328 3 года назад +1

    I love the "Wait is it a fucking sword? That I can curse no problem." So many questions XD

  • @meegle.teedle
    @meegle.teedle 5 лет назад +1

    A real ass GODDAMNED SWORD

  • @ted5610
    @ted5610 2 года назад +1

    I choose to believe that Justin was cursed so that whenever someone asks him that specific question he gets a stomache ache, and it only gets worse the more people ask him; but part of the curse is that he can't answer the question directly.

  • @priscilla5974
    @priscilla5974 5 лет назад +13

    A REAL sword 🗡

  • @danbrew2487
    @danbrew2487 5 лет назад +1

    "Fuck you, sword"
    That'll be $300

  • @NyappyMelloZChan
    @NyappyMelloZChan 5 лет назад +3

    your animatics honestly always make my day

  • @TeknuAddict
    @TeknuAddict 4 года назад +3

    I read somewhere in the fandom that every photo of Travis is cursed (while every photo of Justin is blessed and every photo of Griffin instills a vague sense of unease). So...if you got a bunch of photos of Travis perhaps you could like...transfer the curse from them to the sword. Like take the sword and put in a chest with...I dunno like 13? cursed photos of Travis and then bury it for...what probably a year and a day? That should do it.

  • @seanpetersen4897
    @seanpetersen4897 3 года назад +1

    "are you gonna curse this fuckin' sword for me or not?!?"
    "I will if you keep your voice down…"
    *realises the joke*
    "… wait… wait, is it a "fuckin' sword" ? 'cause *that* I can curse. *That's* no problem"

  • @Ella-pf1mu
    @Ella-pf1mu 5 лет назад +7

    Taako would know how to curse a real sword... if only he were here.

  • @kardmaster77
    @kardmaster77 5 лет назад +2

    I still firmly believe this is one of the funniest things Justin has ever came up with on his own.

  • @unfinnteresting
    @unfinnteresting 5 лет назад +2

    i love the lil taako on the shelf 🥺

  • @samuellillge9319
    @samuellillge9319 4 года назад +1

    Take a drink every time they say "sword" or "curse." You will be smashed by the end of the video.

  • @eowarion
    @eowarion 3 года назад

    You know, I keep this on my favourites, since you released this a year ago. And honestly, not only was their audio great, but your art just... I wish I could chef kiss emoji right now, because it definitely just captures the absurdity of it so well.

  • @crowboi4124
    @crowboi4124 2 года назад +2

    au contraire Justin he _absolutely_ stuck the landing

  • @akisorax
    @akisorax 5 лет назад +2

    This is one of my favorite bits and I'm so glad you animated it.