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  • 2 toddlers walk into a restaurant
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    audio from my brother my brother and me episode 328
    griffin why did it take you so long to get through the yahoo you made the first whole minute just a static image

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  • @arowace498
    @arowace498 4 года назад +4939

    Everyone in this thread has social anxiety

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 4 года назад +8451

    This is exactly the kind of thing I worried about when I was 13 I always felt like I’d get in trouble for existing in public

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 года назад +737

      Pre and young teens are made to feel childish and annoying just by being in public and having fun. I wish I had more confidence when I was younger so I could've discovered how fun going out is a lot sooner

    • @sam3851
      @sam3851 4 года назад +161

      Could not laugh at this bit the first time I heard it felt too # exposed

    • @chucklemaster9809
      @chucklemaster9809 4 года назад +167

      I literally only stopped feeling that way this year as I turned 21

    • @xejune
      @xejune 4 года назад +112

      @@chucklemaster9809 I still feel this way at 21 lmaoo

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 года назад +17

      @@xejune same low-key

  • @willd.4808
    @willd.4808 4 года назад +2722

    Imagine...if we went on a spaghebby date...haha, just kidding...unless...?

  • @sagec-r4121
    @sagec-r4121 4 года назад +3827

    Interesting how they were thinking about this solely on a business side and not at all unsupervised 5 year olds

    • @shawnaeatscats
      @shawnaeatscats 4 года назад +379

      "This is a place of business."

    • @dogtheories
      @dogtheories  4 года назад +344

      @@shawnaeatscats a place. of bees-ness

    • @ThePencilOfChewed
      @ThePencilOfChewed 4 года назад +225

      Yeah, if i was a host at OG, i would let the 5 year olds in, give em a plate of spaghetti or something.(i would be paying) and ask them if they know where their parents are or if they know how to contact them.

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 года назад +64

      @@ThePencilOfChewed , what about when this gets out and you get overrun by 5-year olds who want free spaghetti

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 4 года назад +10

      @@singingsunflower9000 they got got

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 4 года назад +731

    I love the idea of a 5 year old that cares only about 5 year old shit talking like a mature, very well-versed adult. "I DID see a firetruck today. So, excellent."

    • @WaitinInAmber
      @WaitinInAmber 2 года назад +69

      I knew a 3 year old who never says “yeah” or even just “yes”, he always said “yes indeed” and it was IMMACULATE

    • @paigeepler
      @paigeepler Год назад +9

      Based on my parents' records, this seems to have basically been the case for me. Except I was also really obsessed with Margaret Thatcher for some reason. Please note I'm not even from the UK.

    • @GrayYeonWannabe
      @GrayYeonWannabe 11 месяцев назад +3

      this was unironically me lmao, i actively learned slang pronunciation to be less weird

  • @Grace-pm1vm
    @Grace-pm1vm 4 года назад +2344

    I once had a group of teens come in during a lunch shift and they were so much nicer about having to wait 15 minutes than the 50+ couple that walked in just before them

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 4 года назад +157

      the nicest people that come to where i work are either under 25 or older then 65. pretty much anyone in between is either an ass or just meh

    • @AdudenamedKemp
      @AdudenamedKemp 4 года назад +55

      The 50-year-olds are Impatient because they have less time left on this Earth.

    • @krzlcve
      @krzlcve 4 года назад +77

      @@AdudenamedKemp teenagers probably have shorter total time on this earth cuz the 50 yr olds polluted it so much

    • @nathandts3401
      @nathandts3401 3 года назад +4

      Of course they were. When you're a teenager you don't realise that you're on the steady march towards death.

    • @jamieadams2589
      @jamieadams2589 2 года назад +14

      Teenagers probably get bossed around alot mroe then a 50 year old so no surprised they're more chill about it, they have to ask to go to the bathroom, of course they'll wait 15 minutes for food

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg 4 года назад +1279

    Consider: Two five year olds in a trenchcoat

    • @sweatyskeleton7390
      @sweatyskeleton7390 4 года назад +71

      What are you talking about? I've never seen that. I've only ever seen oddly unbalanced 40 year olds with speech impediments. They seemed nice, but five year olds? Pah!

    • @j.j1916
      @j.j1916 4 года назад +38

      By combination, they qualify as a very tall 10 year old.

    • @cwonus
      @cwonus 4 года назад +25

      You mean Vincent Adultman?

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 4 года назад +12

      Let them in, because I need to document this children's caper film come to life. My job means fucking nothing compared to this story that I'll be telling for the rest of my life.

    • @heyadanny4497
      @heyadanny4497 4 года назад +3

      Team Cyborg I see that and I raise you.... two trench coats in a kid
      (Seriously, please watch that if you haven’t already)

  • @Rainygirl3100
    @Rainygirl3100 4 года назад +1098

    I'm a host at a pizza restaurant downtown and this one time a group of 3 kids, we're talking like age 9-12 walked in all by themselves and asked for a table. I was so confused as to why there wasn't an adult there, but I figured I'd give them a seat anyway, since our staff certainly wouldn't let anything bad happen to them. They surprised me by ordering and paying all on their own (the oldest kid whipped out $40!!), and they even had a conversation about leaving a tip, to which they pooled in random dollar bills from their pockets. The kids are alright

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 3 года назад +13

      @Hyperion 666 that's 29 year old me tbh so

    • @paintedcrow
      @paintedcrow 3 года назад +19

      Awwwh, that's wholesome ^^

    • @SeventhEve
      @SeventhEve 2 года назад +30

      I grew up in Queens, and a bunch of kids coming into a pizzeria and ordering on their own and then paying was not (at least in the 80s/90s) uncommon. But this was the kind of place where you get a slice and a soda for $1.50 and pay at the counter before you eat.

  • @fruitylittleman8025
    @fruitylittleman8025 4 года назад +847

    "do you have... a peanut allergy?"
    **"i have absolutely no idea"**

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 4 года назад +49

      “Let’s find out, together”

    • @marchsteiger
      @marchsteiger 4 года назад +44

      okay but i am a 20 adult human being and i don't know my allergies. some days i'll eat an almond joy and it turns out to be an almond bad and i'm like! "well, let's see if That happens again"

    • @calcifer6142
      @calcifer6142 4 года назад +4

      @@marchsteiger ooh fuuun

    • @marchsteiger
      @marchsteiger 4 года назад +9

      @@calcifer6142 it's been 2 months and i absolutely do not remember commenting this thank you for reminding me

    • @calcifer6142
      @calcifer6142 4 года назад +4

      @@marchsteiger do you still live like that

  • @firepowder
    @firepowder 4 года назад +1070

    At the restaurant I work at there's a regular party of customers who are just. 3-4 10 year olds and they're very polite and I love that

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 4 года назад +92

      i think that's the real cut off, how polite and mature they are. some kids are more mature than most adults, so if they could pay there'd be no problem.
      also,
      ​ @【blonko!】 ahead of your time, it should be a normal thing.

    • @Mbeluba
      @Mbeluba 4 года назад +11

      @@Mundane_InTheMembrane this is definitely not normal, I have never ever seen anyone ask for a pronoun.

    • @calcifer6142
      @calcifer6142 4 года назад +56

      @@Mbeluba that's cuz you live in rude town

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 4 года назад +5

      @@calcifer6142 No that's because he doesn't live in San Francisco

    • @calcifer6142
      @calcifer6142 4 года назад +37

      @@danlorett2184 I don't live in san francisco and people often ask for pronouns

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 4 года назад +821

    I'm 20 years old and I still constantly think "I'm not supposed to be here I'm a child"

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 года назад +22

      Some people dont consider that adults are made by their conditioning as children. I mean, thats the point of childhood, is to learn how to be an adult.

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 года назад +46

      @@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice the benchmarks of "adulthood": a job, marriage, family, 'knowing your place', a stable income in an environment with work ....
      ... those kind of dont exist any more. Those are what defined adulthood for a lot of families before ours, and unless you're upper-middle class or higher then that ... just doesnt exist anymore. The benchmarks aren't there. People arent marrying the first person thats "wife/husband material" at 25. They're finding themselves, finding others, struggling to afford rent. They're enjoying things they love as opposed to putting them aside for "maturity" that doesnt even MEAN the status symbol it used to be held as.
      The benchmarks of adulthood are gone and we feel infantilised by our lack of them. Because that was all 'adulthood' ever was.

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 года назад +23

      @@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 Oh trust me, I know... I meant, if children arent reated with respect and agency, then they will grow into adult who do not expect to be treated with respect and agency... so because we mistreat kids, of course they wont magically get better as adults. its an unfair scenario.... On top of everything you mentioned. I'm disabled and can't work, so I never feel like an adult. I was taught that adults are independant or they're failures. it's cruel.

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 года назад +16

      @@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice Oh dude I am in the same boat. I totally get what you're saying. If anything, I was just trying to add onto it (in a way? Because those things are considered "independent milestones" adults do, that you're taught adults do, and then ... this.)
      ... Too many of us where abused/neglected, heheh.

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 года назад +13

      @@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 Yes, this exactly. Exactly. Man, I never knew growing up that so many people would be traumatized and shit. We need better mental healthcare for sure.

  • @Harrisonandstars
    @Harrisonandstars 4 года назад +2125

    when i was 8 i went to a sushi place with my brother, 10, and our friend, 11, and no one questioned it. apparently i went there with just my brother a bit earlier than that just to pick up. i wish i still had that confidence i can barely go to a sushi place alone and im 21

    • @anattablue
      @anattablue 4 года назад +94

      You should find a flock of teens and convince them to follow you for free meals in return to give you confidence

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 4 года назад +13

      Good answer! 👏

    • @anattablue
      @anattablue 4 года назад +46

      No, terrible answer please don't do that.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 4 года назад +9

      No, please do this

    • @pyrotrekker5750
      @pyrotrekker5750 4 года назад +23

      It could've been a culture thing. Children in asian countries begin walking to school unsupervised at a very young age (they start out walking in large groups of children when they're around 5 years old, and eventually walk alone or in pairs starting around 7 years old). It's also quite common for kids to visit restaurants after school before going home.

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 3 года назад +72

    "Also, this is very important I DID see a firetruck today" is the most 5 year old sentence I've heard

  • @TactlessC
    @TactlessC 4 года назад +218

    5 straight minutes of the McElroys thinking 5 year olds are 2-3 year olds.
    Also Travis the only one with real sense of "If I see two 13 year olds it's kinda weird, but if I see six 13 year olds it's like 'oh they must be celebrating something'."

    • @dogtheories
      @dogtheories  4 года назад +42

      listen at least justins kid would have been 2-3 years old at this point and the others babies i think they have an excuse

  • @emmahamilton9140
    @emmahamilton9140 4 года назад +546

    My cat used the litter box just as he said “I did an oopsie” and let me just say, 4-D RUclips is here and I absolutely did not ask for it

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel 4 года назад +33

      I got really confused for a sec about how a vehicle was capable of the sentience required to expel waste into a specific receptacle before realizing it was just a typo, and boy, do I feel like a fool.

    • @emmahamilton9140
      @emmahamilton9140 4 года назад +6

      Kayla Lee Yikes, I didn’t even notice that! Thanks for the heads up

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel 4 года назад +9

      @@emmahamilton9140 No, keep it; it's funny!
      (In all seriousness, not trying to shame you or anything. I really found it amusing. It made me smile, so I wanted to comment on it.)

    • @ajpdubz7049
      @ajpdubz7049 4 года назад +1

      @@KaylaKasel haha you couldve just said car bro :)

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel 4 года назад +5

      @@ajpdubz7049 But what fun would that be? Language is all about mood. Bro.
      (I know. I thought "vehicle" would be funny & less repetitive than saying car twice.
      Also, unrelated: but cute bearded dragon profile picture!)

  • @oliviamanning2344
    @oliviamanning2344 4 года назад +631

    these are the cool babies from the intro

  • @sunpoppa
    @sunpoppa 4 года назад +647

    that first olive garden justin panel..... effervescent . wholesome

    • @harlantisms
      @harlantisms 4 года назад +26

      1:59 instant replay yw

    • @jessicaschemistryteacher
      @jessicaschemistryteacher 4 года назад +20

      the panel of justin saying "that makes my night"... even more effervescent. even more wholesome. god tier

    • @tieflinc4377
      @tieflinc4377 4 года назад +5

      Gatekeeper olive garden justin ..... "Never come back to the olive garden" ... Authoritative.... Powerful.... Do Not Cross Him...

  • @JaneyCakes805
    @JaneyCakes805 4 года назад +860

    I think what like my foster parent's policy when I was a kid, because we lived in a place where several restaurants were in walking/bike distance and I had babysitting/odd job money, was the "kids menu rule." If where you want to eat by yourself has a kids menu, and you aren't old enough to age out of the kids menu, you can't go there by yourself. Like, i could go to mcdonalds or something alone if I was like 11, but I couldn't go to ihop or something until i was 13.

    • @Whoataku
      @Whoataku 4 года назад +50

      This is genius

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 4 года назад +105

      Yeah where I'm from its kind of an unspoken rule where you have to start learning how to order your own food around when you don't apply to the kids menu anymore. You weren't officially graduated from kid status until you could order from the adult menu and when you could it was as equal of a milestone to me as being able to drive for some reason.

    • @ordinarytree4678
      @ordinarytree4678 4 года назад +12

      @@Kimmie6772 heck ya Ive been an adult since i was 14!

    • @theidiotzonexo
      @theidiotzonexo 4 года назад +26

      I wasn't allowed order from the kids menu so guess I could've toddled my way into any place I wanted

    • @marijoanaproductions7696
      @marijoanaproductions7696 4 года назад +19

      theres.... an age limit to kids menues?? what? i got a happy meal like two days ago and i'm 22

  • @courtneyphillips1234
    @courtneyphillips1234 4 года назад +271

    I've had this exact conversation before except it was about lighters. I used to work in a gas station and you had to be 18 to buy cigarettes and all but there was no age restrictions on lighters or matches so me and my coworkers would make a game out of what circumstances would we sell a 5 year old a lighter

    • @theakeppler4202
      @theakeppler4202 4 года назад +31

      I'm so curious to know under what circumstances you and your coworkers would sell a 5 year old a lighter.

    • @stacy1780
      @stacy1780 4 года назад +26

      i mean, i know that i couldn't *turn on* a lighter until i was like 9 because the buttons were too hard to press and the flicking motion you have to do for bic lighters hurt my hands.

    • @lulashlyn728
      @lulashlyn728 2 года назад +1

      @@stacy1780 I couldn’t turn on a lighter until I was 15

  • @rivermarshall8850
    @rivermarshall8850 4 года назад +166

    I find this funny because of how everyone must have looked at me, an 11 year old skateboarding downtown to get dinner by myself.

    • @angelzephyr719
      @angelzephyr719 4 года назад +10

      did u not listen the intro of mbmbam? or are u just a very cool baby

    • @rivermarshall8850
      @rivermarshall8850 4 года назад +12

      @@angelzephyr719 very cool baby

    • @lenorebelladonna
      @lenorebelladonna 4 года назад +34

      not gonna lie, if i saw an 11 year old skateboarding down to the local red lobster to grab themselves a meal, id be extremely impressed and also aspire to be as cool as that kid

  • @annastraea
    @annastraea 4 года назад +282

    I’m 17 and *I* felt awkward when just me and my friend went to a restaurant to do a read through of her play script and grab a meal. It was some hardcore adulting honestly

    • @katnon
      @katnon 4 года назад +2

      Anna Dias ily michael mell!!! the ven diagram between MBMBAM & BMC fans exists now

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 года назад +8

      I love going out to eat and doing work, or hashing something out, or making deals and plans. It feels like such a power move to act like the table is your office.

    • @lenorebelladonna
      @lenorebelladonna 4 года назад +7

      god i feel you dude. im 17 and i went to this japanese restaurant with my friend a couple months ago and the entire time i was scared i wasnt “allowed” to be there. she was handling it fine and im older than her so i sorta just. let her do the talking for me

    • @jamieadams2589
      @jamieadams2589 2 года назад +2

      To celebrate graduating comp (British high-school) me and my friends went to a restaurant. I've never felt more suspicious then when asking for a table for this group of 7 15/16 year olds

  • @juliajumame
    @juliajumame 4 года назад +308

    The first time I ate out with friends on my own I was probably 18 we all forgot to tip and I still feel bad 8 years later

    • @evidk8493
      @evidk8493 4 года назад +45

      I really want there to be a podcast about righting tiny past wrongs like this, using all sorts of weird methods of tracking people down so relatively inconsequential wrongs from years ago can be righted

    • @koboldcatgirl
      @koboldcatgirl 4 года назад +5

      The worst part is that the waiter still remembers and they're still unbelievably bitter about it.

    • @stephantom8237
      @stephantom8237 4 года назад +3

      Ev idk That’s basically what “Heavyweight” is. (Although some of the wrongs are less inconsequential than others.) Look it up, it’s really good.

    • @cari_n
      @cari_n 4 года назад +3

      The first time I had ever paid for myself I went to a nail salon with my friends when I was 12 and didn't tip and I haven't forgotten 14 years later. Also I'm pretty sure they tipped, I was just the dumb naive one 😭

    • @Ashicakez3
      @Ashicakez3 4 года назад +3

      Ugh same. I remember not knowing how tipping works and how much to tip, I had to pay with cash and I gave too low of a tip, I still feel bad about it.

  • @pembertr0n
    @pembertr0n 4 года назад +68

    Griffin’s completely deadpan “Yeah. That’s a good point.”

  • @glowner7878
    @glowner7878 4 года назад +271

    i would probably cut it at 10, anyone under doesnt belong in a proper restaurant alone, but im sure 10 year olds understand that if they have 50 bucks, they can use 50 bucks

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 4 года назад +19

      Yeah 10 has always been my “yeah ok congrats you are old enough” age

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 года назад +33

      I think I agree. I wouldn't turn down any child who can pay and doesnt appear to require intervention, but at 10 I would stop thinking "what the fuck is happening"

    • @tirone7520
      @tirone7520 4 года назад

      Idk man, i was asked to go buy bread since i was 6.

    • @huh.2
      @huh.2 4 года назад +7

      Yeah i think at that point they’ve learned how to order for themselves and know enough math to 1) know what you can order and 2) roughly estimate the tip (there is a 100% chance they will over-tip by like ten bucks tho)

    • @EnteiFire4
      @EnteiFire4 4 года назад +3

      @@tirone7520 Going to the store is different that going to a restaurant though. And by restaurant, I mean sit-down restaurant, not a mall fast food place.

  • @koromoro6682
    @koromoro6682 4 года назад +262

    when I was 13 I had a boyfriend for two weeks, and we went on 2 dates, one of them was to an Asian buffet, where the two of us sat and ate together, while his mom sat at a separate table keeping an eye on us.

    • @magazinekirby
      @magazinekirby 4 года назад +7

      XD was that as awkward as it sounds or?

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 4 года назад +25

      @@magazinekirby I feel like a mom in that situation would be out of ear shot but has the occasional glance in their kids direction while they're chilling with their own meal. Unless its a helicopter parent. Ain't no one having' privacy around a helicopter parent

    • @Zanpaa
      @Zanpaa 4 года назад +4

      That's super cute.

    • @koromoro6682
      @koromoro6682 4 года назад +7

      rosenrot234 lmao no she was like one table away

    • @sakedragon7395
      @sakedragon7395 2 года назад

      Awww

  • @taco2325
    @taco2325 4 года назад +50

    I feel like if some five year olds came into an Olive Garden on their own, I would sit them down give them some breadsticks and try to figure out where there parents were

  • @spacequeenasmr6573
    @spacequeenasmr6573 4 года назад +63

    When I was 13 me and my 10 year old sister would go to the bagel shop nearby and order sandwiches and pay with huge piles of nickels and pennies (what we scrounged up from the sofa cushions mostly) and the staff there hated it but we didn't have the self-awareness to notice

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 4 года назад +13

      Bystander: Aw, what a charming family moment!
      Staff member painstakingly counting up an enormous pile of loose change: There's nothing charming about this, little bastards...

    • @Fribeepig
      @Fribeepig 3 года назад +6

      I am for all intents and purposes an adult, I did not have enough cash on me to pay for my bill b/c I was paying for someone else's meal cause they absolutely did not have the cash, I spaced on my math by about 4 dollars, so I ran out to my car, and grabbed 12 quarters, and threw em into the very nice payment sleeve 5 minutes later the waitress came back and mentioned I was short ~1 dollar, so I slid a single I managed to get from one of the other people in my party in there, and left that building with the sense that I can never go back there, it's a shame cause it's one of the only special occasion restaurants in the city, and if I ever enter again they're going to slit my throat because of what I did to them. What I'm saying is it could have been worse my guy

  • @empup89
    @empup89 4 года назад +308

    i love how you draw them !!

    • @dogtheories
      @dogtheories  4 года назад +15

      ah thank you !! 😌❤️

  • @vincentwoodhead6411
    @vincentwoodhead6411 4 года назад +77

    Going to cafes or restaurants and taking up space took me until my late 30's to get over...I hope, I'm early 20's currently.

  • @oliviak1111
    @oliviak1111 4 года назад +108

    i know a mall near me that has a lazy dog and cafe bistro and idk if either of those are chain restaurants but if not hey i know that mall!

  • @HamsterVormFenster
    @HamsterVormFenster 4 года назад +107

    If I worked at a restaurant and some ten year olds came in I'd ask them "do you have money?" and if they said yes, I would let them eat. No visual confirmation required. And if, in the end, it turned out they didn't have money after all, I would just call their parents to come get them and settle the bill.
    (Also, when I was like 13 (and up) I sometimes went to a proper restaurant with my best friend after school. Nobody thought it was weird.)

    • @magazinekirby
      @magazinekirby 4 года назад +6

      Yea that’s pretty much what they do around here too

  • @atchley4775
    @atchley4775 4 года назад +63

    I am 18 years old and I STILL get worried about being alive anywhere outside the comfort of my home
    Though now that quarantine hit I guess that makes some sense huh-

  • @dewberry150
    @dewberry150 4 года назад +20

    If they’re old enough to go to the mall by themselves they’re old enough to eat at the mall bye themselves

  • @emilyh7971
    @emilyh7971 4 года назад +15

    I would love to go out to an Olive Garden and see these extremely well-behaved, sophisticated five-year-olds walk in an order something, that would make my day

  • @Dr.JeremyDunks
    @Dr.JeremyDunks 4 года назад +52

    Café Bistro has nothing on Restaurant Foodstore

  • @rattatattattattat2027
    @rattatattattattat2027 4 года назад +854

    When I was 10 I thought I was the shit. I thought that god wasnt actually that tough and death was something made up by adults to stop me from living my best life. When I was 10 I bullied ppl on the street if they walked into my field of vision. When I was ten I tried to bite a raccoon back to See What Would Happen

    • @Nepeta-Leijon
      @Nepeta-Leijon 4 года назад +59

      what

    • @mint2740
      @mint2740 4 года назад +100

      You deserve the "Coolest Baby" bib.

    • @thaddeussmith5108
      @thaddeussmith5108 4 года назад +48

      This is a good copy pasta

    • @orb6144
      @orb6144 4 года назад +94

      I am very afraid at the fact that "See What Would Happen." is capitalized. What does that mean?

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 года назад +42

      a madlad from birth

  • @epoillaKory
    @epoillaKory 4 года назад +848

    These boys (at the time they recorded this bit) apparently had a very loose grasp of what five year olds do and don’t know how to do, Let Alone ten year olds. In The Japanese Style™️, parents have three year olds go to the grocery store and buy milk by themselves to learn how to be independent but apparently ten year olds don’t know how to order spaghetti

    • @dogtheories
      @dogtheories  4 года назад +346

      gfgbdjhj ive served like literal 5 year olds at my old job before and theyre perfectly coherent i guess the boys just had baby brain at this point and thought all children are just like babies

    • @finpin2622
      @finpin2622 4 года назад +223

      It's real hard to know what ages things happen at. Like as an artist I do NOT know how to distinguish between drawing a 5 year old and a 2 year old but I have a feeling they are different

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 4 года назад +12

      @@finpin2622 -_-

    • @StrangieStrange
      @StrangieStrange 4 года назад +70

      @@finpin2622 I feel that man. Drawing kids is hard

    • @oliviafrancis1926
      @oliviafrancis1926 4 года назад +52

      Kory Neff to be fair letting a three year old do that is begging for them to kidnapped

  • @sinikkaparton
    @sinikkaparton 4 года назад +93

    this is THE CUTEST thing i have ever seen. great job!!!

  • @afeatherinthewind
    @afeatherinthewind 4 года назад +40

    When I worked at Starbucks two of my favorite customers were these girls probably around 10-13 that came for after-school tutoring (so not unaccompanied but they'd order for themselves, the tutor was also a really awesome lady) and they were just the sweetest most polite kids (and people in general tbh with all the karens) and their parents were rich so they'd always tip. I know sbux isn't really the same as a restaurant but it's closed enough. *TLDR* for youngin's wondering: As long as you're nice and polite and pay, waitstaff probably won't care how old you are. (side note: don't be a dick just because it's funny or to impress your friends or whatever? Fuck middleschoolers that do that.)

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 4 года назад +87

    Story time?
    My mom is disabled and my dads the only working parent so he works ALL day. After that economic crash in 2008, we had to eat a LOT of take out because dad was always working to keep us afloat, and McDonald's was doing this 50 cent mcdouble thing that was rad cheap. Well, one day, my dad was gonna be working late into the early morning, and he wouldnt have time to get dinner cause he wasnt getting out until like 3 in the morning. Well, we needed to eat, and we lived right next to a dairy queen. So my mom gave me and my sister (her 9, me 7) a $20 bill and told us to go to the DQ and order some chicken tenders, and we could each get a small ice cream. So, yeah, 9 year olds and 7 year olds can totally just walk up to a dairy queen and but food with minimal interrogation from the staff (we did get asked where our parents were: we said dad was working and mom was at home sick).

  • @moonrat1955
    @moonrat1955 4 года назад +10

    The fact I have never heard this one before and I was thinking outback steakhouse cause I used to work there and then Griffin said Outbacksteak house-I almost choked lmao

  • @doc8186
    @doc8186 4 года назад +9

    As a 13-year-old, this is too accurate. 8 months ago I went to a noodle place with my friend for lunch (we were both 12 at the time) and my brain was going theyeitherthinkwe'reonadateorthey'reabouttokickusout the whole time. I could barely eat.

  • @resident-evil-jerma5389
    @resident-evil-jerma5389 4 года назад +22

    fantastic work. happy that five year old baby trav keeps the beard.

  • @ladybirdg5658
    @ladybirdg5658 4 года назад +17

    There's actually a chapter of Yotsuba&! (a manga) wherein a 5 year old just wanders into a noodle shop by herself. The owners fed her some noodles and called her dad, and then her dad paid for the noodles when he came to pick her up. No big deal

  • @lockerpaint2955
    @lockerpaint2955 4 года назад +7

    I'm currently sitting next to my 10-year-old brother and he says that he is convinced if he went into a restaurant by himself they would turn him away and he has come to peace with that.

  • @kayliorazio1479
    @kayliorazio1479 4 года назад +11

    Man they said hospital exactly like I did when I was 5. On point.

  • @kathleenrogan3981
    @kathleenrogan3981 4 года назад +189

    Story time: I went to a nice pizza restaurant with my friend, (I’m 14, she’s 13) we were so nervous and tipped the waiter like 60% and the table buster like 12$, while a Karen and her crotch goblins left the table filthy and tipped like nothing. We also cleared the table as best as possible. Socially awkward teens make the best patrons.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 4 года назад +62

      The only good thing about thinking that everyone hates you all the time is that you're polite as fuck.

    • @cuttingbored4195
      @cuttingbored4195 4 года назад +30

      @@drpibisback7680 So so true... I still remember the first time I went for a haircut on my own, I tipped my barber all of my pocket money - I got a Christmas card from her that year! Looking back, that was super sweet on her part, but I still feel incredibly awkward about it!

    • @bennysbones6341
      @bennysbones6341 4 года назад +23

      im 16 and i always feel bad about leaving the table dirty at a restaurant bc im like man i aint tryin to make nobodys long day harder it’ll take me like a minute or 2 to straighten things up so i do it, even if thats just brushing off crumbs into the trash/on the plates & stacking the dishes so they’re easier to grab

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 4 года назад +8

      Oh yeah I always way over tipped when I was a tween. I also didn't have expenses though lol. But yeah it was out of social anxiety/respectfulness/etc. One time I remember getting something pretty inexpensive and dining alone and when I realized the tip would be so cheap I felt weird at the prospect of giving like, a dollar or whatever 18-20% of my meal was, and ended up giving a 100% tip lmao.
      I still clean the table and give the upper side of normal-sized tips, though. The latter of which also means I do not go out frequently unless I'm with my grandparents or something.

    • @symphony_in_plaid4592
      @symphony_in_plaid4592 4 года назад +8

      yeah I'm definitely that person who stacks all the plates and puts the garbage and silverware on only the top plate and says an awkward number of "thank yous" to every employee I see on the way out 😂😂

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 4 года назад +3

    something about that one guy pretending to be five and mispronouncing words while using his normal voice is just so funny

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 4 года назад +2

    "prince of egypt has inspired me, honey. let's go home and 'see what happens'." gets me every ime omg

  • @pastelchemicals1331
    @pastelchemicals1331 4 года назад +25

    this is so good!! peak quarantine content

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie 4 года назад +28

    granted i don't have any social anxiety, but when i was 11ish my friends and i would constantly go cronch wherever we pleased on our own and it never felt like a weird thing to do. it just felt like hanging out, like everyone else does
    i sort of think it has to do with a lot of (mainly white american) parents babying their kids way too much and convincing them their maturity isn't valid until they're above a driving age. my parents were really open about letting me do whatever as long as i was honest with them, and in turn i think it made me feel mature and welcome in older spaces once i was able to start adventuring on my own.
    i'm just like... sort of amazed that kind of anxiety exists; none of my friends or i ever experienced it or were raised in a way that made us feel invalidated like that, and it's sort of a bummer that a lot of kids here seem to have had it enforced that it'd be weird for them to just go out and act their age in public.

    • @ryanhernandez8388
      @ryanhernandez8388 Год назад

      Definitely an american culture thing. My 9yo friends and I would go get food together all the time

  • @friendlyporkchop
    @friendlyporkchop 4 года назад +12

    okay i havent been 13 in a while but i do remember going out to eat after school with my friends like all the time with absolutely zero anxiety. how was i not more worried. who was that person. can i please go back

  • @LeviathanLP
    @LeviathanLP 4 года назад +2

    Travis was ready to let two unaccompanied 5-year-olds sit at their own table at Olive Garden but when it was two 10-year-olds he turned them away immediately?

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas5240 4 года назад +12

    This goof annihilates me every time

  • @Emilytheawesome131
    @Emilytheawesome131 4 года назад +4

    Incredible! Love your designs and frame compositions

  • @samcoy4243
    @samcoy4243 4 года назад +17

    I love how you draw Justin!

  • @someoneunknown7655
    @someoneunknown7655 4 года назад +4

    I used to go shopping when I was twelve with my two thirteen year old friends, we went to the grocery store and I bought an easel and brushes one time, it’s fun

  • @cavebat6330
    @cavebat6330 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for not doing a hard cut-off, I actually appreciate that ♥️🌻

    • @dogtheories
      @dogtheories  4 года назад +2

      oh no worries its hard to just cut the brothers at any point because they never fucking pause for breath and fade outs sound more professional in a way so

  • @anjalim.3688
    @anjalim.3688 4 года назад +4

    This is exceptionally good. I enjoyed this very much, thank you for sharing this incredible goof 💕💕

  • @aisling664
    @aisling664 Год назад

    This is my FAVOURITE bit from them. The "what if they just got off work?!" from Justin killed me.

  • @cardboard-boxgames9308
    @cardboard-boxgames9308 4 года назад +5

    You deserve all the love and support. All of it.

  • @seth1130
    @seth1130 4 года назад +6

    13 year olds eating at a restaurant is completely fine
    11 or younger is like "where are your parents"

  • @graveyardresident
    @graveyardresident 4 года назад +55

    I’m like 14 and me and my friends constantly terrorize the local Denny’s

    • @Mel-jr5cz
      @Mel-jr5cz 4 года назад +7

      This sentence is the most middle school thing I've ever read. In a good way. Despite the terror.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 4 года назад

      i mean
      I'm 28 and the idea of a group of 14 year olds in a Dennys scares me in a visceral way

  • @snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 года назад +22

    i never really felt this but two of my friends and i all aged 16 having to wait an hour before getting served at a buffalo wild wings certainly was A Time. another time 8 of us (all 16/17) went to a chinese restaurant and couldn't figure out how to split it so we paid $69 and left, which ended up being like a 25 or 30% tip.

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats 4 года назад +5

    This is the first episode I ever listened to. Good times.

  • @weegee1204
    @weegee1204 4 года назад

    this is an excellent animation akdhsjk the cutaways to each of them as cool babies killed me

  • @cjd3053
    @cjd3053 4 года назад +11

    honestly I have no idea what a 10 year old would even look like, every kid looks like 6 to me

  • @justinmccurry9633
    @justinmccurry9633 4 года назад +2

    When I was a kid (probably 10) I remember going to the grocery store with my cousin I’m the day time during the week and the employee said something to the effect of “don’t you need to be in school or something?” We were staying with my grandma and yes we were skipping school because we had family visiting. We quickly bought our candy and soda and ran home and the whole way we both thought we were going to have the cops called on and be arrested.

  • @dumbalek6001
    @dumbalek6001 4 года назад

    Your style is so goddamn adorable I keep coming to it back and back again I'm just... In love

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 4 года назад +1

    The five-year-olds accompany each other

  • @maps2468
    @maps2468 4 года назад +40

    i went to mall with my friends in 7th grade, we went there to get dinner after our field trip, our art teachers (it was an art club trip) just released a bunch of rowdy preteens in a mall so that went as one would expect. None of us had a lot of money? But it felt kinda cool but also awkward to go and buy stuff? I dont know if any other kids ate at like an actual restaurant but my friends and i all got panda express and fro yo. Trying to buy anything was hectic as hell. I would not let 13 year old me go into a mall restaurant with my friends. Nope

  • @Zamcar
    @Zamcar 4 года назад +2

    I do love that the 10yos are just taller 5yos, which also look like ten month olds but ambulatory

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 3 года назад +1

    I'm 16 and I've been going into restaurants alone since 14 and unless my autism is stopping me from reading the room again I don't think anyone ever thought it was weird.

  • @penelopeellis-thompson9834
    @penelopeellis-thompson9834 4 года назад +2

    My logic is that if you're old enough to babysit then go hog wild

  • @ClownOwO
    @ClownOwO 4 года назад

    I love that this baby Travis still has the giant beard. I know it’s his defining trait but also a baby with a beard is hilarious

  • @ineffable-moss
    @ineffable-moss Месяц назад

    as a host at an outback steakhouse, i think it would be absolutely insane to see anyone under the age of like 10 coming in to eat by themselves.

  • @shiny9836
    @shiny9836 4 года назад +1

    for my friend’s 17th birthday, he and 5 friends (including me), went to cracker barrel. we wanted to tip the waiter really well because of how insane we’d been, so we wanted to tip him 20 dollars. we hand the bill to the birthday boy to tip, saying ‘hand it right to him so he doesn’t get taxed on it’, and the Birthday Boy decided to fold up the bill in his palm and discreetly slip it to the waiter as if he were participating in a drug deal. the birthday boy nodded and winked as he was doing so.

  • @pastelguts6182
    @pastelguts6182 4 года назад +1

    They inadvertently recreated boss baby

  • @Ninjaorchdorkwithcat
    @Ninjaorchdorkwithcat 4 года назад

    i adore this style, so much character personalityyy it makes me laugh everytiiime

  • @fivecentimeters
    @fivecentimeters 4 года назад

    this is one of my favorite animatics they’re so cute 🥺

  • @Sweetumskitty1789
    @Sweetumskitty1789 3 года назад

    As a person who used to be a host at Red Robin: Nothing good happens when a gaggle of teens or pre-teens saddles up to your restaurant unaccompanied by adult supervision. In fact a lot of what happens is those little stinkers making a HUGE mess and leaving without paying.

  • @honeybeefriend
    @honeybeefriend 4 года назад

    Visiting this masterpiece once again. Bless you Doctor Matthew

  • @quinnmarchese6313
    @quinnmarchese6313 4 года назад +3

    you dont need a parent to buy a ticket to a pg-13 movie

  • @lynnford412
    @lynnford412 3 года назад

    i love how everyone draws griffin exactly the same

  • @RobTunes
    @RobTunes Год назад

    Cafe Bistro is a Mimic posing as a restaurant - it's the perfect disguise

  • @christophermicek7788
    @christophermicek7788 4 года назад

    Has the advanced vocabulary to know how to properly use the word “adverse” in a sentence; doesn’t know the three digits to call the ambulance.

  • @thebravelittleroaster2259
    @thebravelittleroaster2259 4 года назад +1

    As a former gas station worker the youngest customer I've ever had was 6 or 7 and was a coworkers son who lived a block away, he was bare foot and there was lots of broken glass on the path and while he insisted he had permission to go there by himself he in fact did not

  • @jacklim8184
    @jacklim8184 4 года назад +1

    quality goof with some adorable art

  • @jamieadams2589
    @jamieadams2589 2 года назад

    Where I grew up, the main place for kids and teens to hang out was the local McDonald's. So it wasn't out of the ordinary to see groups of 8 year olds just chilling outside it on their own

  • @judgebearist
    @judgebearist 4 года назад +1

    Reminds me of the time when I was six or seven and called a real estate agent from my Nana's house because my parents were planning a move and that particular agency had the best graphic design on their signs. I felt embarrassed for a couple of years for invading an adult space like that with my "I wanna bwai a howse pweese" voice.

  • @misterspaceman9563
    @misterspaceman9563 4 года назад

    As a restaurant manager I have absolutely allowed what appeared to be a group of 13 year olds dine, but I could not honestly give you the low end answer of when I'd refuse. It's going to haunt me that I can't answer that question.

  • @WolfzieDraws
    @WolfzieDraws 4 года назад

    My favorite middle school memory is my friends and I (at 13) eating at a restaurant "unaccompanied" while my friend's mom waited outside in the parking lot. We then went to see Deadpool immediately after.

  • @TKZells16
    @TKZells16 3 года назад

    I once tried to order dinner at a Dennys by myself at 14, at 3 in the afternoon. In hindsight I looked much younger than my age and I'm surprised that neither of the two waiter that were there didn't say anything when they saw this child in a school uniform sit alone in a Dennys.

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 4 года назад +3

    Thank you, you truly are the coolest baby

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 3 года назад

    I think the cutoff would be, like, "If someone dropped these kids off at the entrance of the mall, could they find their way to this Olive Garden ON PURPOSE?" If so, right this way Monsieur. Your table, Sir. I will bring you the wine menu right away.

  • @slice-the-pi
    @slice-the-pi 4 года назад

    how has nobody pointed out the absolutely perfect timing of the fade-out? the specific part of the phrase they chose to end on... "and slug-slopped their way..."

  • @ariachermansky7836
    @ariachermansky7836 2 года назад

    They are serving the "cool babies" the intro warned us about

  • @BornNoU
    @BornNoU 2 года назад

    Went to a band field trip once and sat at a table at ihop on the way back with about 10 of my pals; our waitress was so nice when most of the other tables of band kids were getting eye rolls etc from their waitstaff. We each tipped her about 20% and she wound up with a little over 100 cash. I’ll never forget the look on her face, this young woman probably exhausted from waiting so many tables of teens, and the way she still had a hug and kind words for each of us. She even asked us if we were sure & tried to hand the money back, but we told her to keep it. Splitting the bill between 10 people, some w rich parents and a credit card, allowed for a lot of leftover cash to hand over lol

  • @PastelGrandpa
    @PastelGrandpa 4 года назад

    From the age 16 to 23, if I ate with friends it felt alright, but god forbid I ate alone, because that would be the same thing as robbing the place. “What kinda crazy person eats by themselves” was a legit thing I thought to myself

  • @limeslush1e
    @limeslush1e 4 года назад +1

    these guys look especially cute in your style