Jurassic Park on a SMALL Budget - Fallen Kingdom stole from this
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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By the way, I forgot to mention the muthafreaking SPINOSAURUS randomly attached to the top of a skyscraper in the dumbass movie.
HOW DID IT GET THERE???? 🤯😱🤬
He was pulling a Kong right there probably
Me being an expert in Sci-Fi movies like this one, I can safely conclude that the Spinosaurus got up there because.....
Reasons.
We dont dwell into that.
It used the power of the inexistent screenplay to teleport there.
Magic
I'm sure we can all agree that if we had the big toes of a Velociraptor we'd be clicking that on a hard surface every chance we get.
Yes sirrrrrrrrrr
The raptors in the movies haven't been using their toe claws at all (except in Jurassic Park 3 to make up for it)
Yeah. Funny thing, sometimes when I have my hand on a surface and it's quiet, I just do that with my pinky
I actually do it.
“ *that things part raptor* “
Ngl that is true you would probably hear me a mile away.
The blurry dinosaur imagine is really bothering me.
Me to man
Godzilla Productions TV, Same here buddy.
Meto man 😠😠😠😠😠😠😬😬😬😬😡😡😣😣😣😣😣😤😤😤 gaaaaa
Every thing u sayed i dont get
How is that annoying?
The thumbnail is the most cursed thing ever
Holy shit
Not more worst than her thumbnails now
@@rec3421 yes
_"Ahh yes, humanity with its intellect"_
*-Every cheap dinosaur movie*
_"Humanity should'a stayed in 'der primordial soup, Mmm hmm."_ ~an intelligent scientist in a dinosaur movie
Your thumbnail is one of the most disturbing and unnerving pictures I've ever seen.
😂😂😂😂
It sounds like this
Rer
XD
I agree
@JG - 09MM 713264 Castlebrooke SS you mean roxi
tHE THUMBNAIL IS LIKE WHEN YOU PUT CAPS LOCK ON AND TRY TO CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER
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Epic 1 lOL
Big bran timee
tHE
Lol
I love how when the dinosaurs rampage through the city they didn’t even bother to design new dinosaurs and just used royalty free designs from the internet.
Watch the megashark movies start with
Megashark vs giant octopus
Megashark vs crocosaurus
Megashark vs mechashark
Megashark vs kolosuss. Trust me you understand why I choose them
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus was my childhood man! Used to watch the crap out of that movie.
@@treyrex5987 these movies are so dumb I still remember them. Thank you asylum
@@Godzilla-tu2cd Agreed.
She should watch Razortooth.
@@virgin1792 you mean that Eel one, right? hmm, yeah, it would definitely fit this series :P
That blurry image is like half of the video and it’s kinda annoying
FEARLESS., it is more supposed to be a sound based video...
It’s like half a quarter of the movie don’t exaggerate
Carnotaurus:*wakes up*
Also Carnotaurus: lemme click my midle toe
Oh my God these comments are cracking me up 😂😂😭
@@Alteori it was toe cramp from being there for so long
@@man_like_forg1121
Carno the Carnotaurs : " my toe hurts let me tap them real quick , ah now its feels better "
Is that carno TOAST
wouldn't you
Me: Mom can we go watch Jurassic world. Mom: no we have Jurassic world at home. Jurassic world at home:
👏👏 Probs, this is a good use of this joke. Lol
😹
This came out before Jurassic world😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
The dinosaur in the thumbnail:
R e r
u n d e r r a t e d c o m m e n t
Holy shit was that
The thumb nail is literally my sleep paralysis
Goofy lookin T-Rex in the thumbnail tryna slide in somebody's DMs rn
That is Derpy The Rex, Rexy's less talked of cousin.
THE THUMBNAIL 💀
*The thumbnail scares me*
If it has, then it has done its job.
I thought this was a top ten scariest Dino’s scp
Reminded me of the Dinosaur-Human hybrid things...
I loved the thumbnail
TITANUS ALLOSAUR it excites me
Hey if you haven't watched Jurassic Games yet I highly recommend it. The special effects are alright. There's just one thing that didn't make sense with the plot because there was no backstory.
I'm disappointed that the dinosaurs didn't talk, though. If they're going to make a low-budget imitation of Jurassic Park, they should have talking dinosaurs.
Parrot talk to people and use English. It’s not so far fetched to question if a genetic altered creature talked like that one dream scene where a raptor talks to a character.
Jurassic Park: Littlefoot's Revenge
Carnotaurus: Alan!
I didn’t realise the thumbnail was what it was until today!
The horrors haunt my dreams
Age of dinosaurs is the only low budget dinosaur film I can respect
What about Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs?
@@SFforlife I definitely saw that one but it was like 4 years ago so I can't make a valid statement on that.
@JurassicHero 3 how is it an insult to jurassic park? They pay homage to Jurassic park even if the film is horrible.
What about Jurassic Games.
JurassicHero 3, I’m with you buddy and highly agree.
Why TF does that carnotaurus acting like a raptor? And why does it have a long snout? It disturbed me a lot.
You guys are getting paid?
It looks like Toast had babies with a raptor
could be a carnoraptor
If I ever made a dinosaur movie, I'd rather add the Thanatotheristes instead of the T-Rex, and instead of cloning dinosaurs, it's Time Travel! (If only if I had the right budget to do so)
I mean, time travel is probably more plausible than cloning.
@The spaceship from A quiet place I like that idea that they travel back to time right before the meteor hits Earth
@Max Geyer Cuz T-Rex is more popular, nobody is gonna know what a Thanatotheristes is if they use it
Was a Cereatasaurus
That little dinosaur ripping-talon-toe-tap thing is absolutely just something they saw in a better movie, added in a last-ditch attempt to make things even SLIGHTLY suspenseful.
All it makes me think of is when large parrots get, like, CAPTIVATED by the sound it makes when they reach over and tap their nails against stuff
*insert stock shock noise* This is just, JP if it was made by a three person crew with a low budget
9:08. 'It's okay! It- it- it's okay!! It's a mostly peaceful dinosaur escape!'
💀💀💀💀💀
I actually remember watching this movie when i was younger with friends, and when i was younger i liked it but now i know its a bad movie
Same
I did also
Same
I also saw this at a young age to and enjoyed it
Me to.... Me to
Why is it that in these dinosaur movies all the dinosaurs are BULLETPROOF!!! That makes literally no sense!
Bruh why was that body soo damn stiff that had me weak
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That's probably because the dude was SCARED STIFF XD
The editors just straight-up pasted a picture of a standing guy into those scenes :D
I'm actually gonna die of laughter
Old man: Look that this-
* ad plays *
WE'RE GETTING KILLED OUT THERE MAN!!!
That thumbnail though is rexy on 1$ budget
5 to pay for Adobe photoshop so you can shrink it like that
The heli's were so close... that they actually clipped through each other.
2:59 that looks like the scene from alien 3
Actually yeah! Jp3 probably took it from that or just came up with it. But it looks more like Alien
:O: I just realized that wowsers
Rip off
At 6:28 I think those are carnorapters a fusion between a carnotorous and a pyroraptor, which answers why it clicked it's toe earlier in the film thinking it still had it's reaper claw.
I guess lol
There's a King Kong 2005 rip off I recommend to you Alteori just for a laugh!😎👍😉😂 it's called King of The Lost World!!😎👍😉 have fun lol!!
Who in the flip flapper flip flopper decided to rip off my boy Kong? 😡
@@treyrex5987 the Asylum they rip off 2005 King Kong.
@@JasonBellows Dang it! Something told me that Asylum was the one to make that film. They just have to rip off everything, jeez. 😒
@@treyrex5987 It's rather similar to how Uwe Boll used to make video game license movies by exploiting loopholes. The only difference is that Asylum's business model is more viable.
It's not a rip off!!!!!!!! It's good!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's REPRESENTS THE OLD KING KONG MOVIE FROM ,1933...oh wait your talking about the asulym movie and they literally made sharknado...and also does everyone know of those cheap but weird but funny 5 headed sharks or like those shark movies where the shark has alot of headd those were good times...
Now everybody remember, dinosaurs are sharks and can only see motion
The whole mansion thing in Fallen Kingdom reeks of Carnosaur, the novel, not the film. Heck, some could argue Jurassic Park stole from Carnosaur, as it came out five years before.
Policeman: FIRE!!!
Helicopters: wow this lizzid is so p r e t t y
I swear you're gonna give yourself an aneurysm watching these things 😂😂😂
8:29 besides the hands that's a pretty good Ceratosaurus render.
9:00 and right here I'm getting extreme The Land Before Time vibes.
Watch the film called carnosaur . That literal realised on the same month when jurassic park came out.
Ah yes, the original JP rip-off
@@Lavrahtheen
I wouldn't say Carnosaur was a rip off on Jurassic Park. The plot was different if you compare the two.
But here's a fun fact did you know the book Carnosaur actually came first (1984) with a story about a dinosaur theme park going wrong before Michael Crichton's book did in 1990.
Even the Judge Dredd comics published in 1970s or 80s actually came up with stories about dinosaur theme park and genetic modification in the future.
@@legendary5733 yeah but Corman started production as soon as he caught wind that Spielberg was doing something with dinosaurs.
@@LPVince94
Yeah but of all Roger Corman's films Carnosaur was one I really liked. Yeah it's not good but I did like gore and the ideas such as a virus that infects pregnant woman to give birth to baby raptors.
It is very weird but I was very intrigued by this insane movie. But it's science about using chickens to create dinosaurs. Is actually more possible to happen then Jurassic Park science.
Not to mention Laura Dern's mother (Diane Ladd) was in Carnosaur. Mother and Daughter were both starring in Dino Films in 1993.
This movie was my favorite as a small child, I saw a dinosaur and loved it. Noted I was 4 or 5.
My mom was like “your going to get nightmares why do u wanna watch this” and I just kinda sat there and happily watched as people got torn apart, I promise I’m not a psychopath
Hey Alteori you should watch Razortooth.
It's about an eel that has kinda cute eyes but nightmare teeth.
21:15 I cannot believe what I'm seeing the Helicopter tail just went through the ceratosarus leg
Age of Dinosaurs is honestly the best movie SciFi has ever pooped out.
Not really LOL dinocroc will always be the better one since it has better acting
@@Mr.Wetherilli now that i think about it, yeah. It is. These two are on the upper tiers.
@@dirandrous7682 eh Rodger corman's movies are better than Asylum Sharktopus for example was made by him and it's probably the only Sharktopus movie that's good
Rexy rex2018, Highly agree.
I always thought it was Splinter, about that sentient killer black mold thing, much better then 99% of what Sly-Fly just throws up on the screen!
That surgical room is so dim. They spent all their science money on other things, couldn't afford good lamps.
I'm sorry you have to go through that, Alteori. Reviewing these stupid movies for us. I'd seen Age of Dinosaurs, it was okay-ish. Just another dumb movie to review. Anyway, I hope you feel better after doing this review.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
Thanks 😊
Amazing Dinosaurs can't break a minifridge glass panel, but can jump easily through a "Hi-Tech" Space Shuttle glass panel. I know about the size difference, but still.
This is a hilariously stupid movie, and I enjoyed watching this review so much more than the film itself. Thank you for reviewing it so that others don’t have to.
6:08 The fact that these dumb people are amazed at bad CGI dinosours and Alteori's cheesy voice just made my day better by laughing on the floor
21:07 mision failed we'll get em next time
No we're not we are all going to die
Conquest General services, na he got joke and tried to make one...
@@callmetwinkie-6257 ah thank you
I'll delete my comment
See?
At the 4:45 mark i can't help but laugh at her dress, which looks like fruit roll ups put together into a dress, is it just me 😂
Alteori I suggest you try watching "Splinter" a horror movie but don't watch if you have a weak stomach
I have a strong stomach but I feel pain when I see or hear bones break on screen
A horror movie called Splinter. And there goes my active imagination
That the one with the zombie wood in the gas station?
Alteori same
@@talotway yeah, that's the one. Though by horror movie standards it's actually pretty decent, maybe even good, so I'm not sure if it would fit among the likes of Zoombies or Velocipastor (still can't get over that last one...)
Movie Sin Total: 1,000,000
Sentence: STIFF BODY JOHN!
The thumbnail had me thinking I was on angel powder
Edit: just saw the CGI, so now I’m sure I am.
Lol
That thumbnail is just everything I never knew I needed thank you
Dollar Store John Hammond 🤣👍
Nobody:
the thumbnail:
*dimosaur*
Sadly I actually saw this movie oh my god I hate it.
My god that cgi is terrible
Why must everyone have sniper in their name or sniiper
What the name of the movie. I saw it,just don't remember the name
Mr. Galaxy Age of Dinosaurs
Emma Luck why not,do you really care that much about someone having sniiper in their name that you have to complain about it
Emma Luck , actually the Sniiper spelling is a parody to the user names with sniper in them if you put Sniiper into google translate you will see (it is also a reference to an episode of a RUclipsr named diamondbolt in a episode where he plays transformers fall of cybertron).
I got a Jurassic World Alive game ad...
I'm just relaxing and watching the 28 days and 28 weeks later movie was hoping someday for 28 months later but the 3rd sequel hasn't came out at all yet... just due to fact it's the end of the world....what better movies to watch then end of the world movies..don't even call will Smith or Jon snow on this one...they know nothing
Honestly, the thumbnail is my last 3 brain cells trying to draw a dinosaur from memory.
ohhhhhhhhh my god, you wanna loose your mind????? zombeavers. I just- it's exactly what it sounds like.
But y'know what, keep rocking the shark and dinosaur ones because LORD XD
THAT THUMBNAIL IS GOING TO HAUNT ME
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1:10, dino fart 😂😂😂
carl charleston yeessssss
6:15 I thought they looked like Carnoraptors in that shot. Intresting.
Lol the rex on the sceen at 5:29
The spinosaurus on top of the building though XD
*_1:43_**_ Yep I'm gonna need to bleach my eyes_*
Right!!! 😂 It's so stupid
10:50 I feel what the stiff dude must be feeling rn
I swear it toke me a solid minute to figure out what was happening in that thumbnail
The teranadons beak is Just Damnnnnnn...
The thumbnail is my spirit animal
I can actually see the people who have made this have so much fun in the process, i would love to be able to create fan trash like this
God I love this movie.
Me too!!
🤮🤮🤮
@@saraogden7704 lol, i wonder why your comment is coming up as 2 boxes?
@@lebonk8081 custom font or emojis not on your phone
@@paleoleft thanks for the info my friend
Finding your channel at 7 am is EXACTLY what my life needed ✌👌
I remember this movie being alot better when i was younger.
Only thing I can think with recently re-alived dinosaur clicking its toe is “hm, body works”
That Thumbnail almost killed me out of pure laughter
21:14 The Helicopter on the right's tail clips through the "dinosaur."
That thumbnail though. 😆 😂🤣
The thumbnail tho.👽🤣
I enjoy these videos because you pick great flicks to pick on, seem to have some knowledge of biology, and have a very sarcastic sense of humor.
What if Fallen Kingdom was meant to have the same version but better due to Universal pictures & Legendary's CGI?
I remember watching this movie but I really liked it and I don’t know why.
11:31 didn’t know Wu was a cop in his spare time when away with the lab creating hybrids
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@@Alteori finally you found me! Uh yes these past two years I’ve been stuck here waiting for help. Since you’ve opened the door 🚪 imma see myself out…
Later (ty for long awaited reply)
Wu is still a cop
I love ur povs and theories. Ur the best.i love u. Keep up the great work and by the way I love ur I rex video. I was very sad. And it makes hate the people and I am pissed. Ur so smart. You my favorite youtuber right up there with game beaver.
Damn it you woke up my mom and now she yelling at me. 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This movie is older than fallen kingdom
Hey Alteori, have you ever seen "Carnosaurus" by Roger Corman
? It's one of my favourite low budged movies (only the fist one, the sequals just got worse and worse). The movie came out the same year as Jurassic Park to make some quick bugs and there was even a newscast comparing both movies. It's a dinosaurmovie with some nice practical GORE effects which really don't look bad, but the dinosaurs can look really silly in some(most) scenes. And the plot is also weird, but I don' t want to spoile it. ^^
I used to lllllllloooooovvvvvvveeeeeeee this movie but now it seams bad with the characters and the CGI.
@maria fana me toooo
It isn’t Jurassic park with small budget it is Jurassic park with zero budget
Really like the video. Keep up the good work
6 dislikes from the Asylum employees
Tiny faced t-rex is one thing I did not know I needed in my life. My day is made. Thank you.
Thank you for taking the time to watch this movie for us. Tbh it actually is nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be, except for the police and helicopter scenes. definitely better than Triassic park that's for sure! 😂😂😂
Exactly
Let's please take a moment mourn the career of Treat Williams.
I've never eat that much chocolate before
i never realized u feel this way your my favorite
I’m pretty sure the studio spent all their money on the shitty CGI dinosaurs instead of using it to improve the story or audience gasps lol
Name idea miserable movie monday
I'm gonna list a crappy movie, that at least knows it is a crappy movie. Mammoth which might help your sanity.. Plus it has Summer Glau in it!