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  • Опубликовано: 4 сен 2018
  • The New York Times publishes a bombshell op-ed from an anonymous high-level White House official detailing a secret plan to curb Trump’s agenda and limit his chaotic behavior.
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  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 5 лет назад +379

    The inmates are running the asylum....

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 5 лет назад +8

      More like setting it on fire, then watching it burn from the inside.

    • @dannabats
      @dannabats 5 лет назад +5

      Inmates would do better

    • @Masquerade08
      @Masquerade08 5 лет назад +2

      Horse in a hospital. Only we're coming to the conclusion that maybe the Russians released the horse into the hospital.

    • @christophedlauer1443
      @christophedlauer1443 5 лет назад +2

      I've seen saner people in a psychiatric ward.
      This is the equivalent of "Twitch plays Government"

    • @antifascistamerican3782
      @antifascistamerican3782 5 лет назад

      If only it was the Ambrose Asylum...

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 5 лет назад +172

    You just know after this is all over, every staff member who worked at that administration is gonna claim to be that anonymous agent.

    • @highlyfavored2434
      @highlyfavored2434 5 лет назад +11

      I cant wait for the movie once he leaves office, and all his aides spilling tea for $$$ Its gonna be juicy

    • @andromedaiscoming185
      @andromedaiscoming185 5 лет назад

      We are legion...

    • @metin9704
      @metin9704 5 лет назад

      Yeah no . I'm pretty sure they are not dim witted to know at least that much in the chess game, e.g.

    • @AA123TD
      @AA123TD 5 лет назад +3

      I think it is Kelly

    • @anthonylatour9983
      @anthonylatour9983 5 лет назад

      Don’t worry... the REAL agent will more than likely write a book about it.

  • @JheriCurlJankins
    @JheriCurlJankins 5 лет назад +69

    Every single mention of Trump's name in NYT, he's labeled "fake news", but now he's scrambling to find the REAL member of his staff behind this op-ed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @suzcatz5795
      @suzcatz5795 5 лет назад +1

      @Keith Jackson loved your "walking logic problem"comment. Best description yet of the prez.

  • @iNREEk
    @iNREEk 5 лет назад +115

    I feel like I'm in an alternate universe. Wow this is crazy!!!

    • @chefskaijuice
      @chefskaijuice 5 лет назад +2

      same

    • @cobracyxx8808
      @cobracyxx8808 5 лет назад +1

      Since I heard "alternative facts" I figured this must be an alternate reality

    • @Kbaf4
      @Kbaf4 5 лет назад +1

      truth is stranger than fiction

    • @arturoruberte8380
      @arturoruberte8380 5 лет назад +1

      Bizarro world.

    • @iNREEk
      @iNREEk 5 лет назад

      @@arturoruberte8380 exactly.

  • @neutronpixie6106
    @neutronpixie6106 5 лет назад +229

    I love how Woodward's book doesn't use a colon on the cover. It simply says Fear Trump in the White House. Wise words indeed.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 5 лет назад +5

      Neutron Pixie Good point, I don’t have my copy yet, but looking forward to it.

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 5 лет назад +17

      Neutron Pixie
      oh he used a colon, its above the word FEAR

    • @shawnjohnson9763
      @shawnjohnson9763 5 лет назад +5

      @@whatabouttheearth Lol. Well played.

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 5 лет назад +3

      Trump truly is a walking colon.

    • @yutoob6181
      @yutoob6181 5 лет назад

      Yeah it’s very clever

  • @scarletletter4900
    @scarletletter4900 5 лет назад +1070

    Break the Glass! Break the Glass! Break the Glass!

  • @Luis_-gi9dq
    @Luis_-gi9dq 5 лет назад +10

    I always used to wonder how it would feel to be a kid my age (13) during watergate, I wondered how I would perceive it. Now I know.

  • @13Luk6iul
    @13Luk6iul 5 лет назад +28

    Not a fan of Hitler comparisons, but when Hitler was made chancellor in 1933 his conservative coalition partner in cabinet thought, they had hin under controle...

  • @MHSenju3000
    @MHSenju3000 5 лет назад +307

    "Im the dude playing the dude disguised as the other dude".... white house 2018...

    • @esilva7821
      @esilva7821 5 лет назад +10

      Favorite line of all times haha

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 5 лет назад +6

      Haha, this is the best!

    • @KevDKR666
      @KevDKR666 5 лет назад +2

      YES! My man! 'I don't drop character till I do a dvd commentary!'

    • @byrondeats5953
      @byrondeats5953 5 лет назад +4

      200 years ago great people like Harriet Tubman were fighting for Equality in America. And now it's an episode of 'Friends'. It's so sad how people in the past worked so hard for great causes and it's led up to this game of 'who done it'.

    • @cobracyxx8808
      @cobracyxx8808 5 лет назад

      He did the commentary in character too. It was hilarious.

  • @florenceroses
    @florenceroses 5 лет назад +142

    This so so scary as a person on the outside of the US looking in. Just break the glass already!

    • @immaware6847
      @immaware6847 5 лет назад +8

      sarah sonal because then we get Pence, or Ryan, or Sessions ... the entire line of succession is scary

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 лет назад +4

      sarah sonal Why are you scared though? From wherever you are, ignore the US. It is going to be awhile for us.

    • @florenceroses
      @florenceroses 5 лет назад +9

      @@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ things that the US does affects more than just the US, it affects the whole world.

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 лет назад +5

      sarah sonal I think that is exaggerated. We are a powerful country but there are other strong and influential countries out there that can balance stuff out if Trump gets out of hand. There is the EU and China. The EU should put on its big boy pants and take a leading role and stop pushing Europeans into the arms of the far-right otherwise they will break up the EU.
      If a worry is war, Trump needs to ask Congress for permission. The American population does not like war no matter what the press or other people in other countries might say. So Trump waging war on Iran or something is out of the question. Politicians are looking to get reelected.

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 5 лет назад

      @@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Iraninan oil to start things off. America is pressurising others to quit it. Why tho?

  • @2008MrsKim
    @2008MrsKim 5 лет назад +675

    "I only hire the Best"

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 5 лет назад +24

      Swamp monsters only knows other swamp creatures.

    • @glittersgo742
      @glittersgo742 5 лет назад +12

      "Et tu Brute" Ceasar

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 5 лет назад +19

      The best backstabbers. Nobody hires better backstabbers than Trump.

    • @porkinwitz
      @porkinwitz 5 лет назад +4

      Do you have the Trump Pee Pee tape?

    • @debradeesimmons2663
      @debradeesimmons2663 5 лет назад +5

      😂🤣😆😂😂🤣lol Trump played the fool we all know he is

  • @garbouwdeark9103
    @garbouwdeark9103 5 лет назад +1

    I haven't seen the Daily Show since the first few episodes with Noah. Seeing this clip leaves me happy for him and hia team, for how far they've come!

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 5 лет назад +159

    Wow, I'm surprised he actually hired somebody with an actual spine.
    Needless to say, Paul Ryan has been ruled out as a suspect.

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 5 лет назад +4

      It's actually Mike Pence, sad day for America.

    • @voLumez
      @voLumez 5 лет назад +5

      And Ted Cruz. And Ben Carson. And Chris Christie.

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 5 лет назад +11

      @Jim Elliott
      I doubt you could discern right from left even your Mom labeled them for you every morning. Labels work on bottles, boxes and cans. Not so much on people. Get the Limpballs out of your ears.

    • @AA123TD
      @AA123TD 5 лет назад +5

      I think it is Kelly

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 5 лет назад +6

      Jim Elliott the same bravery trump showed Putin in #helsinski?

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 5 лет назад +600

    American public: "Trump is insane!"
    Trump aide: "We know. But don't worry, we're doing everything that we can to keep him in check."
    American public: "That actually makes us even more worried!"

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 лет назад +16

      Trump would start his own version of "The Purge", as in removing anyone he suspects is going behind his back. This would make him even more paranoid.

    • @burtshort9900
      @burtshort9900 5 лет назад +17

      Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights campaign slogan for 2020," insane but contained"

    • @burtshort9900
      @burtshort9900 5 лет назад +8

      hawkeye5955 i was thinking a purge on trump supporters to get rid of the gene that make people think that trump is a poor persons perception of what a rich person is.an ignorant persons perception of what a smart person is.and a cowards perception of what a hero is.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 5 лет назад +5

      Eckhart: American public: "You don't seem to be doing a very good job of it!"

    • @Thebeautiful11
      @Thebeautiful11 5 лет назад +2

      Insane in the membrane.

  • @notenrique666
    @notenrique666 5 лет назад +6

    BREAK THE DAMN GLASS ALREADY!!!

  • @sharonsmalls6846
    @sharonsmalls6846 5 лет назад +2

    This is unreal!

  • @arothmanmusic
    @arothmanmusic 5 лет назад +54

    If anyone is surprised by anything in the book, you haven’t been paying attention.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 лет назад +7

      Nothing wrong with peace and prosperity. So why does Trump try to end both?

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 5 лет назад +2

      kcotte59 oh well, hell, if YOU ARE happy then we should all be happy. I can’t decide if you are on drugs or maybe off the ones you should be on.

  • @sarabeth9877
    @sarabeth9877 5 лет назад +1474

    For the love of our country please VOTE BLUE in November

    • @AA-sb9ni
      @AA-sb9ni 5 лет назад +2

      What is in the November?

    • @SuperPooply
      @SuperPooply 5 лет назад +7

      Your not the boss of me

    • @geeeeeel3
      @geeeeeel3 5 лет назад +1

      Vote for what??

    • @that1guy335
      @that1guy335 5 лет назад +37

      Sara Beth Correction: VOTE PROGRESSIVE in November. Corporate neolibs are why Trump is president in the first place

    • @arizonamadegamer9994
      @arizonamadegamer9994 5 лет назад +31

      Mid-term elections

  • @susanedwards4620
    @susanedwards4620 5 лет назад +23

    Love Trevor Noah. But all of this makes me feel afraid for this country and for our safety. Donald Trump is a joke but he's making a joke out of the position. How can anyone in the world take us seriously. And we are so distracted by his nonsense that our focus is pulled away from the real issues of this country and the world. :(

    • @Straight2TheHeart
      @Straight2TheHeart 5 лет назад +4

      Susan Edwards
      Exactly! The orange moron has made the US a bad joke and completely wrecked the reputation of your nation in less than two years. No foreign leader is taking him seriously. Look at the trade deal with Canada. They are just waiting for Trump to be kicked out of office so they can negotiate with an adult. That's the bitter truth I guess.
      Greetings from Germany

    • @nikolinac.4237
      @nikolinac.4237 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, the rest of the world lost respect for America and American people. We are stil shocked haw can you guys make this Idiot a President? Goid luck from Switzerland

    • @skillmanlaw2
      @skillmanlaw2 5 лет назад

      List the issues and where increases are higher or changed decreasing challenges

  • @mongofan1
    @mongofan1 5 лет назад

    Well done, Trevor. Thank you.

  • @contrails62
    @contrails62 5 лет назад +63

    I would like to propose a lime green jumpsuit due to the fact that an Orange jumpsuit would be comaflage and he may escape🤔

    • @robertburns1717
      @robertburns1717 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @AA123TD
      @AA123TD 5 лет назад +2

      It should be pink like Arpaio's jumpsuits

    • @fkharr73
      @fkharr73 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад

      Aisha Abdikarim nah, the pink was the underwear. Arpaio used the old-style black and white prison jumpsuits.

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 5 лет назад

      Elyse's Cooking Channel good idea!

  • @candaceskeen7522
    @candaceskeen7522 5 лет назад +79

    Lmfao!!!! I love Trevor’s version “Holy shit” “we’ve had Trump PG?!!!!”

  • @mr.morgan2890
    @mr.morgan2890 5 лет назад +58

    REMOVE THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION BY ANY MEANS !!!

    • @zeloniuszelonius2283
      @zeloniuszelonius2283 5 лет назад

      sean morgan mad dog mattis should stay. Mattis is the most competent guy there at the moment. Also obama made mattis sec of def

    • @leehector3310
      @leehector3310 5 лет назад

      By any means? That's treason. If half the country was on you, you would love the protection of our constitution.

  • @mayaramiquidade3439
    @mayaramiquidade3439 5 лет назад +29

    I thought we decided not to talk about 2 girls 1 cup EVER.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 лет назад +2

      Drastic times require drastic measures.

    • @pallipdrsn0
      @pallipdrsn0 5 лет назад

      From what video is that still image @1:02, it ain't from "Two girls, one cup". I'm, eeeeerrrr, asking for a friend

  • @bohba13
    @bohba13 5 лет назад +1146

    If he fires sessions BREAK THE GLASS

    • @stephane1623
      @stephane1623 5 лет назад +15

      100% the glass and the pieces.

    • @alextorres8007
      @alextorres8007 5 лет назад +19

      LEGALIZE CANNABIS OR AT LEAST TAKE IT OFF THE LIST NEXT TO COCAINE!! WHEN HAS SOMEONE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE ON MARIJUANA??

    • @adafuns
      @adafuns 5 лет назад +34

      I'm more worried if he fires Mathis. The man preventing WW3 atm.

    • @myramyrightnut1084
      @myramyrightnut1084 5 лет назад +6

      @@adafuns yup.. mad dog Matis is the man

    • @lawrencemicheal3591
      @lawrencemicheal3591 5 лет назад +1

      William Aubrey I love you 😘

  • @elmoisred616
    @elmoisred616 5 лет назад +312

    Pretty sure this was the script for the sequel to The Manchurian Candidate

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 5 лет назад +10

      Working title: Manchurian Idiot

    • @Degan1000
      @Degan1000 5 лет назад +9

      I'm pretty sure this is the Mel Brooks parody of The Manchurian Candidate.

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 5 лет назад

      Clever. I believe you're right.

    • @TimD86
      @TimD86 5 лет назад +5

      It's the parody: The Munchkin Candidate

    • @Lupin788
      @Lupin788 5 лет назад

      The Siberian Candidate

  • @8ay8ee
    @8ay8ee 5 лет назад

    Right on point, Trevor!

  • @Ansonidak
    @Ansonidak 5 лет назад +19

    "Breaking the glass" - The 25th amendment - requires confirmation by 2/3 of both house and senate. That would require a lot of republicans flipping on Trump.

    • @RandallJamesPeterson
      @RandallJamesPeterson 5 лет назад +3

      If he fires Sessions, the cabinet might muster enough gumption to have a majority vote for removal of Trump. After those two events finding 16 Republican senators should be easy. If this happens before November, house Republicans nervous about poll numbers might vote for removal. After November, well that will really depends on your the elections go. 🙄

    • @tartaros3
      @tartaros3 5 лет назад

      nope. You're mixing impeachment and the 25th.

    • @BankySkitch
      @BankySkitch 5 лет назад +1

      @@tartaros3 no, 2/3 is required for a permanent removal of the president in the 25th amendment

  • @Grabacr-pl3wy
    @Grabacr-pl3wy 5 лет назад +45

    Watching a car wreck while in the back seat

    • @swimmer1997fly
      @swimmer1997fly 5 лет назад +1

      Connor Sinclair that is the most accurate thing I’ve heard about this presidency, thank you

  • @orderedsteps4050
    @orderedsteps4050 5 лет назад +912

    "Mikey has him I am pretty good choke hold and I've said some really harsh words"
    "Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts " LOLLOLOLOL

    • @SincerelyGail
      @SincerelyGail 5 лет назад +3

      Quoin Entertainment 😂

    • @jamiegarcia7863
      @jamiegarcia7863 5 лет назад +5

      *Mikey has a pretty good choke hold.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +8

      Well Jimmy Kimmel did say it was Mike Pence who sent the article to NYT lol

    • @fitsumtessema7456
      @fitsumtessema7456 5 лет назад +1

      This is an epic joke...missed this for a few weeks😂😂😂😂

    • @amaz0nsmash
      @amaz0nsmash 5 лет назад

      I'm dyingggggg lololol

  • @tiffanyleclair9533
    @tiffanyleclair9533 5 лет назад

    I love your humor while taking on such SERIOUS CORRUPTION! THANKS!

  • @MsUtuber2
    @MsUtuber2 5 лет назад

    Trevor, you are EXCELLENT!

  • @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC
    @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC 5 лет назад +493

    "This is diet Trump!" DAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 5 лет назад +2

      HOLLYWOOD UNAPOLOGETIC! - Filmmaking Essentials side effects of diet Trump: same as regular Trump, lose of sleep, increase nonsense, irritable citizens, unbelievable deniability. Conclusion: don’t drink the koolaid. This diet is definitely going to fail.

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, brilliant!

    • @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC
      @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC 5 лет назад +1

      Phoenix Uprising This is just what I needed this morning. Thank you.

    • @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC
      @HOLLYWOODUNAPOLOGETIC 5 лет назад +1

      Tjerda van Eijkel-van het Schip Brilliant it is!

    • @Kodanikage
      @Kodanikage 5 лет назад +1

      HOLLYWOOD UNAPOLOGETIC! - Filmmaking Essentials Just like Budd, Trump Lite is a cup of horseshit

  • @southviewarab
    @southviewarab 5 лет назад +353

    Let’s put that orange jumpsuit in an orange jumpsuit

  • @mypetcrow9873
    @mypetcrow9873 5 лет назад

    That’s the best critique of the situation I have heard.

  • @FMonou
    @FMonou 5 лет назад +10

    This whole thing is going to be a play / opera at some point in history...

    • @mbondad
      @mbondad 5 лет назад +1

      Fuuma Monou see randy rainbow

  • @cathyhurd4890
    @cathyhurd4890 5 лет назад +96

    I don't want my new granddaughter born into a country run into the ground by trump. Mueller needs to get crackin.

    • @corrinejoy3571
      @corrinejoy3571 5 лет назад +3

      cathy hurd Agreed Mueller is the one to break the glass

    • @tailopez3286
      @tailopez3286 5 лет назад

      cathy hurd well you can’t get everything you want.

    • @mosephstalin625
      @mosephstalin625 5 лет назад +1

      You're trash

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics 5 лет назад +88

    The 25th for the 45th!

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 лет назад +14

    "Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts !" 😂 That's what poor and rich Trump voters will get respectively. 🤣

  • @cynmann4584
    @cynmann4584 5 лет назад +1

    For the love of our country & the sanity of it's people, break the glass!

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 5 лет назад +738

    So much winning

  • @williamphillips6069
    @williamphillips6069 5 лет назад +62

    Anyone else getting a Game of Thrones vibe? “Crowns don’t give you power,” and all?

    • @immaware6847
      @immaware6847 5 лет назад +11

      William Phillips will one of 45's sons shoot him with a crossbow while he is on toilet? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 5 лет назад

      Then trump will lock the doors during a Senate meeting and have his personal soldiers execute them all and then blame it on terrorists. Or the Democrats. While smiling. And admitting he was there. And was the best executio...
      Wait, I left GoT and went back to trump behaviour

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 лет назад +12

      Only difference: it'll be Canada who builds an ice wall to prevent the southerners from coming in.

    • @conancat
      @conancat 5 лет назад +10

      "I'm the president!"
      "Any man who has to say "I am the king", is no true king."

    • @kabaxx
      @kabaxx 5 лет назад +1

      "if you acquire a reputation of a mad dog..."

  • @MsThebeMoon
    @MsThebeMoon 5 лет назад

    Great analogies!

  • @chefskaijuice
    @chefskaijuice 5 лет назад

    Trevor this was the epitome of SOLID GOLD! I have never laughed so hard in my life! That part about the airplane was BRILLIANT!!! I LOVE YOU TREVOR!!!

  • @momothunder9544
    @momothunder9544 5 лет назад +67

    I'm so tired of winning all the time

  • @lolok3078
    @lolok3078 5 лет назад +349

    I’ll bet it’s Melania 😝

    • @SusanBame
      @SusanBame 5 лет назад +28

      Uh, no. Whoever wrote that has a college degree and then some. Look at the vocabulary and the knowledge behind it.

    • @that1guy335
      @that1guy335 5 лет назад +14

      Calm down Susan it was a joke

    • @steelhere5519
      @steelhere5519 5 лет назад +6

      Kellyanne Conway?

    • @breew.7827
      @breew.7827 5 лет назад

      Yes lmao

    • @MrFinesse316
      @MrFinesse316 5 лет назад +1

      @@steelhere5519 i believe you are right

  • @mmem4264
    @mmem4264 5 лет назад +1

    Feels like this is setting a dangerous precedent.

  • @williamhill4242
    @williamhill4242 5 лет назад

    Trevor!!! You are crazzzy!!!

  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars 5 лет назад +141

    "Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts."

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 5 лет назад +3

      He kind of repeated himself for most Americans.

    • @voLumez
      @voLumez 5 лет назад

      @@michaedove3562 ahhh I see what you did there

    • @Kool-aidSmiles
      @Kool-aidSmiles 5 лет назад +1

      Aren't they the same thing?

  • @thetrustysidekick3013
    @thetrustysidekick3013 5 лет назад +11

    Madness, utter madness.

  • @nourshanhannan7805
    @nourshanhannan7805 5 лет назад

    ooh wow!

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 5 лет назад +1

    The plane joke was _on point._ And no it doesn't make me feel any better. And Trevor's right, these mofos need to break the dam glass already.

  • @caydencayuga7876
    @caydencayuga7876 5 лет назад +29

    If Kellyanne is the source I'm done.

  • @ryanu8082
    @ryanu8082 5 лет назад +64

    I needed a laugh today. This fit the bill!

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 5 лет назад +1

      This is fucking terrifying.

    • @ryanu8082
      @ryanu8082 5 лет назад +2

      For clarification I was laughing @ the jokes Trevor made about this serious thing.

  • @freeradicalpanda
    @freeradicalpanda 5 лет назад

    Awesome coverage. Funny as hell too.

  • @nygma619
    @nygma619 5 лет назад

    Kudos to Trevor for keeping it 💯 on why it's not really a bombshell @ 6:00.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 5 лет назад +99

    So... Trump will go completely mad with paranoia now. "They're against me. They're ALL against me! Fire everyone!"

    • @Soltice-ty2nf
      @Soltice-ty2nf 5 лет назад

      I want everyone out of US!!
      Send them to Mexico!!

    • @esteban578
      @esteban578 5 лет назад +1

      It be interesting to actually see that happened no one would want to work with him after that

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 5 лет назад

      Exactly smh

  • @jeffbyrne107
    @jeffbyrne107 5 лет назад +211

    #MANA Make America Normal Again. Please Vote Blue

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 5 лет назад +2

      Nice one!

    • @skyclimber7
      @skyclimber7 5 лет назад +8

      don't just vote! VOTE BLUE!

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 5 лет назад

      @raserianfald thank you for sharing this. Very interesting!

    • @RennX21
      @RennX21 5 лет назад +4

      @raserianfald you know it's funny you mention that. I've been feeling like the American people have been lacking empathy lately. No one cares about anything unless it immediate applies to them.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 5 лет назад

      Forget red or blue, at least vote for a candidate who isn't paid by corporate PAC money. Find someone in your district who isn't or if they don't exist organize and find one among yourselves. This year people... you can vote someone _not_ corrupt into congress. Hurry, hurry !

  • @bitsiphon
    @bitsiphon 5 лет назад +1

    Trevor the main point is when your lawyer needs a lawyer it may be past the dumpster fire stage. The next phase will probably be the lawyer's lawyer will need a lawyer. Its hard to drain the swamp when you are sitting on the drain.

  • @alishasimms2846
    @alishasimms2846 5 лет назад

    I'm with you Trevor - break the glass and pull the fvcking alarm!

  • @TeganX7
    @TeganX7 5 лет назад +46

    Once the conservatives get their second SCOTUS confirmation, Don becomes expendable.

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 5 лет назад +5

      Yep, then Pinocchio with strings Pence will take over. Hopefully Mueller is ready to expand that investigation when that happens.

  • @laxpaint
    @laxpaint 5 лет назад +17

    This is going to be a fantastic Oliver Stone movie one day.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 5 лет назад

      Only if Juliette Lewis

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 лет назад

      I was thinking more of The Asylum. They sure have the production values and talented actors for accurately portrying it.

    • @eyesthatsmile-heartthatlov8050
      @eyesthatsmile-heartthatlov8050 5 лет назад

      laxpaint He is compromised. See his propaganda fluff piece on his friend Putin that ran on Showtime.

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 лет назад +2

    Same breaking the glass joke as on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert!😂

    • @tartaros3
      @tartaros3 5 лет назад

      was wondering about that as well. Was it independent, I wonder? :)

    • @Nick30468
      @Nick30468 5 лет назад

      probably. it's an obvious joke. Don't tell me you didn't think of it too? I know I did, and surely lots of others. Sometimes a joke is just obvious. If anything, you can complain about them going the obvious route instead of trying something different.

  • @jolinlu1612
    @jolinlu1612 5 лет назад

    hope uploading more full episodes.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 5 лет назад +33

    What everyone says about Trump mental health now is we know that since a long time.

  • @Unlikely_Pirate
    @Unlikely_Pirate 5 лет назад +37

    Well folks, this is what it feels like when America is great again, apparently.

  • @jacquese.t.9113
    @jacquese.t.9113 5 лет назад

    His writers are the best; "the pilot is actively trying to crash the plane." LOL

  • @bodyboardingchronicles602
    @bodyboardingchronicles602 5 лет назад

    She said, " Adult in the room! "
    😂

  • @shoshannanina5359
    @shoshannanina5359 5 лет назад +10

    Wow. This is wild for real, Trevor.

  • @d.j.6937
    @d.j.6937 5 лет назад +13

    😦 Oh my !!! He is so messed up to turn back time and make people do research before they vote we wouldn’t have this mess

    • @fabriceafata9161
      @fabriceafata9161 5 лет назад

      No my friend, America has always be tough on politic leadership's choices...but this time they chosen someone who can relate hate, rape, corruption, and so on....what didn't you know about him? All the scandals before election was ignored to achieve the goal: MAGA!!! I would ask you to read about the Russian Mickael Gorbachev's treason...

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 5 лет назад +1

      fabrice afata no they didn’t do their research I know several people who relied on their husband or there wives because they were lazy on looking it up and looking about anything about him then you got your people who are not educated and just follow the leader it’s pathetic

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 5 лет назад +1

      kcotte59 😆

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 5 лет назад +1

      kcotte59 Pathetic because nothing could get no more evil than Trump except Hitler

    • @d.j.6937
      @d.j.6937 5 лет назад +1

      kcotte59 Your so funny 😊

  • @JumperWC
    @JumperWC 5 лет назад

    I LOVE YOU TREVOR NOAH!!! I LOVE YOUR SHOW SO MUCH!!!

  • @malachidaklown6114
    @malachidaklown6114 5 лет назад

    Notgunnalie....
    The pickaboo joke got me😂

  • @MidnightBard
    @MidnightBard 5 лет назад +47

    I was eating cake while watching the video and gagged when I heard , "Trump's naked body." Nasty.

    • @GhengisJohn
      @GhengisJohn 5 лет назад +6

      Would it help you if I added that his body has roughly the same consistency as cake?

    • @MidnightBard
      @MidnightBard 5 лет назад +7

      @@GhengisJohn Yes, you've helped me commit to my new healthy lifestyle. Fruits and veggies, no more cakes or cheeseburgers.

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 5 лет назад +4

      @@GhengisJohn got me LMFAO

    • @alaneosso
      @alaneosso 5 лет назад

      So, tell me more about this cake. 😂

    • @mickfunny4185
      @mickfunny4185 5 лет назад

      Midnight Bard was it cheesecake?

  • @theadamblock
    @theadamblock 5 лет назад +5

    Well done Daily Show! Well done indeed!

  • @felicitygarver3393
    @felicitygarver3393 5 лет назад

    Great writing!

  • @april_collins
    @april_collins 5 лет назад +1

    Break the glass! ... Break the glass!

  • @holyland6380
    @holyland6380 5 лет назад +7

    Michael Wolf wasn't exaggerating in Fire and Fury after all, because it's virtually impossible to exaggerate the incompetence and immorality of Donald Trump with mere words.

  • @nativelatinosfooktrump5348
    @nativelatinosfooktrump5348 5 лет назад +514

    Republikkkans

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 5 лет назад +7

      Da

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +11

      RePubliCUNTS NRA Russian PayRoLL RePubliCUNTS

    • @leehector3310
      @leehector3310 5 лет назад +3

      Vote for the libs if they win you're forgotten . . if they lose you're forgotten, you are being played by the rich Dems wanting power back.

    • @vertdellsolovely4421
      @vertdellsolovely4421 5 лет назад +7

      @aguy654 Re-Thug-licans.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 5 лет назад +9

      Rethuglikkkans!
      TRE45SON

  • @madlex86
    @madlex86 5 лет назад

    It just keeps getting better and better lol

  • @irishvilloria5411
    @irishvilloria5411 5 лет назад

    Hahahaha i love when trevor puking his voice 😂 💕

  • @Lyz.ette.x
    @Lyz.ette.x 5 лет назад +19

    “Enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts!”
    😏

    • @Lyz.ette.x
      @Lyz.ette.x 5 лет назад +1

      Jiminy Cricket don’t worry, the pilot’s got it😏

  • @jayw8504
    @jayw8504 5 лет назад +7

    Love the very end...

  • @barbaraprice5310
    @barbaraprice5310 5 лет назад

    Melania's definition of "orange jumpsuit" is hilarious!

  • @cocorott1
    @cocorott1 5 лет назад

    This is scary folks

  • @007Decky
    @007Decky 5 лет назад +14

    I bet this would be Melania who desperately wants to be fired!

  • @sayakdas4159
    @sayakdas4159 5 лет назад +11

    They should not have done that, I mean the declaration in the op-ed. Now, Trump will seriously consider the libel laws against news agencies.

    • @suckapunch565
      @suckapunch565 5 лет назад +4

      Sayak Das only if he has evidential proof that it’s false. Even then, the first amendment might just protect NYT

    • @osubeaver9976
      @osubeaver9976 5 лет назад +2

      That is a pretty dumb comment... This is the NY Times releasing what it knows to be an incredibly incendiary letter. The NY Times is one of the most well-respected and iconic publications in the world. They know exactly where the line is and you had better believe that they haven't crossed it. I am 100% sure that they know exactly who the senior official is, that the document is legitimate, and that they will never give up his/her identity. Trump can complain all he wants to but when you say and do as many stupid things as he does, it's impossible to run away from the inevitable fallout.

    • @tommypetraglia4688
      @tommypetraglia4688 5 лет назад +1

      This just might be where Freedom of the Press saves us

  • @Anna-914
    @Anna-914 5 лет назад +2

    BREAK the FREAKING GLASS!!

  • @manutopia61
    @manutopia61 5 лет назад

    The better take on the theme. Even better than the news programs.

  • @tkstorm33
    @tkstorm33 5 лет назад +358

    How many wish Obama was still President? Just asking....😭

    • @EvertfromNederland
      @EvertfromNederland 5 лет назад +23

      I remember Bush once mentioned when he left office that there will come a time you whill miss him. I think some of you guys actually do now.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 5 лет назад +26

      After this disaster, I'd take President Obama back in a heartbeat. But first let him beat the breaks off the orange menace.

    • @tkstorm33
      @tkstorm33 5 лет назад +28

      @kcotte59 what has Trump really done besides divided the country and make America look like a joke to the rest of the world.

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 5 лет назад +22

      Obama rocks! Please let him be President again!

    • @alphacretin8227
      @alphacretin8227 5 лет назад +11

      I miss Bush. Let that sink in...

  • @normanedwards8552
    @normanedwards8552 5 лет назад +106

    (UDD) UNAMERICAN DRAFT DODGER) this is what trump Is 😁✌

    • @heythere9371
      @heythere9371 5 лет назад +4

      I feel like avoiding being drafted to fight in the Vietnam War is one of the few sane and relatable things about Trump. I'd have done the same if I were in his position

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 5 лет назад +3

      Not against the military, but I am suspicious of the goals of the government agendas behind them.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 5 лет назад

      @@PokemonTenLV so wtf do you have a draft for then ya fuckwitted maggot?

    • @puertoricanboy17
      @puertoricanboy17 5 лет назад

      @@shanadir To make sure we have enough soldiers, stupid.

    • @PokemonTenLV
      @PokemonTenLV 5 лет назад

      drafting is the absolute worst recruitment method ever, if people fear war its just going to pose a threat to itself more than the enemy, with things like PTSD, deserters, suicide, resentment involving someone turning the gun on their own..

  • @Rowan_G_Link
    @Rowan_G_Link 5 лет назад

    Closing sentence is perfect.

  • @mrbushido6823
    @mrbushido6823 5 лет назад

    Man I'm almost happy that I'm witnessing all of this right know , the Donald Show is the greatest comedy of all time

  • @elenachristian9860
    @elenachristian9860 5 лет назад +9

    GOP: Could this op ed be entered as evidence of innocence at trial for crimes against humanity? Asking for a friend.

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 5 лет назад +78

    Orange jumpsuit? Trump is already colored as such!

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 5 лет назад +4

      Dante Crailman don’t say that. The US prison system may try to save money by not giving lil’ Donnie a jumpsuit and none of us want to see that.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 5 лет назад +2

    If you've worked your an entire adult life in a CAREER of PUBLIC SERVICE, be it Military or public office, and are chosen to be on the President's Cabinet, or within his inner council/staff, and then realize the man is completely unable/unwilling to fulfill his necessary duties for the office of President OR is using his powers to CLEARLY harm the USA, it is your MORAL, PATRIOTIC, CIVIC, and beyond all of that AMERICAN DUTY to speak out against said President even if it costs you your job, even if it is unprecedented, and moreover, you should do everything in your power to STOP such a destructive person from doing destructive, irreparable things while they hold the highest office in the world. If that isn't your absolute duty as a public servant, I don't know what is. Don't let this man destroy America. Someone smart in his cabinet needs to draw a line in the sand, and be serious about stopping him when he inevitably crosses it. Trump is not like any President whoever came before him, and the cracks are starting to show.

  • @user-gl5ok5pc7k
    @user-gl5ok5pc7k 5 лет назад

    This is insane

  • @elmoisred616
    @elmoisred616 5 лет назад +7

    Thanks Trevor I had to visualize 2g1c without the cup

    • @rowlandhempel4282
      @rowlandhempel4282 5 лет назад

      I can't believe that: a) 2 girls, 1 cup is still a reference point, and b) that so many in the audience get the reference.

  • @ecorico22
    @ecorico22 5 лет назад +6

    dumbledores army!

  • @Susan-ur2vd
    @Susan-ur2vd 5 лет назад +1

    Puleeesssszzz! Break the freaking glass I'll buy you a broom people!

  • @dstbac07
    @dstbac07 5 лет назад

    thank God for them, I pray they are protected.