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  • As the government shutdown hits Day 24, The New York Times drops a shocking report on an FBI investigation into Trump’s Russia relations, and the first 2020 Democratic presidential candidates enter the field.
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  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 5 лет назад +396

    *"If you say who gets fired (for a government shutdown), it always has to be the top. I mean problems start from the top, and they have to get solved from the top, and the president's the leader, and he's got to get everybody in a room, and he's got to lead. And he doesn't do that, he doesn't like doing that, that's not his strength. And that's why you have this horrible situation going on in Washington - very very bad thing and it's very embarrassing worldwide." --- Donald Trump, Sep 20, 2013*
    ....So true! I honestly couldn't agree more. It's time for Dotard to take his own advice and use his own catch phrase "You're fired!" on himself.

    • @jordansullivan5764
      @jordansullivan5764 5 лет назад

      Source?

    • @cathyhurd4890
      @cathyhurd4890 5 лет назад +7

      Shit is the only thing that trickles down.

    • @shay7090
      @shay7090 5 лет назад +8

      Woo hoo. You go. Thanks for posting this. Everyone is done with Dopey Dumbo Don

    • @sujimtangerines
      @sujimtangerines 5 лет назад +29

      @@jordansullivan5764
      www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/administration/369756-trumps-comments-blaming-obama-for-2013-government-shutdown-resurface%3famp
      He said it in a FOX segment.

    • @Noah-lo9vb
      @Noah-lo9vb 5 лет назад +6

      This is an INCREDIBLY impressive comment. I'm speechless! How did you even find this? It's so amazing!

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 5 лет назад +685

    Whoever the candidate is, the Dem campaign slogan should be, "Hindsight is 2020"

    • @whimsysmith2835
      @whimsysmith2835 5 лет назад +36

      OMG brilliant! You realize that is money right? T-shirts baseball caps etc with maybe the word "vote" on back. I know I want one now...

    • @staceyj3667
      @staceyj3667 5 лет назад +9

      Yes!

    • @johnnyedwards6991
      @johnnyedwards6991 5 лет назад +11

      Genius!!!!

    • @Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL
      @Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL 5 лет назад +3

      @@whimsysmith2835 Yes,oh yes!!

    • @JC_Cali
      @JC_Cali 5 лет назад +12

      Perfect slogan for Bernie Sanders, don't ya think?

  • @borgyoh
    @borgyoh 5 лет назад +43

    BERNIE or OJEDA 2020
    vote progressive. NO to corporatists

    • @chrisbrownaz
      @chrisbrownaz 5 лет назад +14

      Tulsi Gabbard is a strong progressive too, despite the inaccurate hit-job in Trevor's segment. She resigned as DNC Vice Chair to endorse Bernie Sanders and was a strong opponent of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's debate schedule while in her vice-chair role.

    • @forestshomer4194
      @forestshomer4194 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@chrisbrownaz He likely doesn't know much of anything about Rep. Gabbard, just reading the gags his writers provided. As she begins to emerge from the pack, his tone will change and he'll interview her on his show.

    • @b.k.9797
      @b.k.9797 5 лет назад +4

      Christopher Brown I’m sorry, I’m progressive and I don’t like Tulsi Gabbard. She is more conservative in her voting than she likes to portray and the Bashar Alaasad ties along with the anti lgbt position are a real issue.

    • @b.k.9797
      @b.k.9797 5 лет назад +1

      shink Ojeda is a state senator from West Virginia who ran for the 3rd district and lost. Not fully aware of any of his policies,except that he supports coal and teachers.

    • @CT-um7zq
      @CT-um7zq 5 лет назад

      @shink ruclips.net/video/pqsa0c8lHv0/видео.html

  • @markyouneva7840
    @markyouneva7840 5 лет назад +6

    if all of this tells you anything, it's that democracy and human civilization are very fragile. it can all come tumbling down in a heartbeat.

  • @mss627
    @mss627 5 лет назад +31

    Jeanine Pirro should consider changing her official title to Presidential Fellator.

  • @hannah5369
    @hannah5369 5 лет назад +107

    Lol. Castro really does sound like Obama😂

    • @Hi-res64
      @Hi-res64 5 лет назад +3

      That's just the greatest statement ever

    • @NickaLah
      @NickaLah 5 лет назад +1

      I'm sure he's just as much of a neoliberal...

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 5 лет назад +5

      @@NickaLah You're saying it like being a "neoliberal" is somehow worse than Donald Trump.

  • @madisonhudak8626
    @madisonhudak8626 5 лет назад +19

    Idk I thought Elizabeth Warren's announcement video is pretty cute

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +1

      But what kind of husband says no when his maybe president wife asks if he wants a beer too ?

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 5 лет назад +82

    Trump had a Big Mac buffet at the White House.

    • @quintonchapman1776
      @quintonchapman1776 5 лет назад +6

      ziljin for Clemson 😂😂😂😂 glad I’m a Alabama fan because they lost by 28 but won in the end 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

    • @trentladson5668
      @trentladson5668 5 лет назад +3

      LOL, ..........................................CHEAP, CHEAP

    • @mamadoubah1597
      @mamadoubah1597 5 лет назад +4

      How can u disrespect a whole national champion team with junk foods? At least it wasn’t toilet papers 😂😂

    • @kornejo3000
      @kornejo3000 5 лет назад +2

      I thought I was watching a Family Guy episode.

    • @MarcMonson
      @MarcMonson 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah didn't he pay for it himself 🤔

  • @yancarloreinoso1560
    @yancarloreinoso1560 5 лет назад +4

    I died when he talked about the end of Hillary Clinton's career lol

  • @davehutchinson5118
    @davehutchinson5118 5 лет назад

    The Daily Show should start a countdown to the next election EVERY EPISODE until election day.

  • @rappscallion3238
    @rappscallion3238 5 лет назад

    To be fair, FBI never used the word "spy", but "asset".

  • @mcfarlandgeoffroy7212
    @mcfarlandgeoffroy7212 5 лет назад

    Warren is like my 8th grade math teacher.

  • @DoctorAstrolBlack
    @DoctorAstrolBlack 5 лет назад

    You can't be good at everything, so I guess he had to draw the short straw on the "Oooooh!" run. Still love ya Trevor!

  • @alexanderkarumba9083
    @alexanderkarumba9083 5 лет назад

    OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! Trevor No way baba!!!

  • @suroopmarwah9098
    @suroopmarwah9098 5 лет назад +11

    Lol I luv this show

  • @levyredfox7106
    @levyredfox7106 5 лет назад

    8:40 someone watched too much Teletubbies. :p

  • @legoguy9757
    @legoguy9757 4 года назад

    We all know now

  • @nehemiahstewart
    @nehemiahstewart 5 лет назад

    That Hillary comment was a burn lol

  • @iquanyin1
    @iquanyin1 5 лет назад

    warren a fringe candidate?? are you guys against her or something? have you looked at her positions and activities??? jeez guys, i know it’s a comedy show, but i thought you had some real sense of responsibility as well. 😞

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 4 года назад

    8:35 to 8:39
    That might have been a joke. But could it have also been foreshadowing?

  • @studio85amsterdam
    @studio85amsterdam 5 лет назад

    Warren....no ..please.

  • @interfilamentar413
    @interfilamentar413 5 лет назад +14

    Only showing the corporate backed candidates. Your puppet strings are showing The Daily Show.

    • @MechalemmiwinksV2
      @MechalemmiwinksV2 5 лет назад +2

      Politics are pay-to-play. Didn't you get the memo?

  • @thenifemi
    @thenifemi 5 лет назад +1826

    Elect a clown, expect a circus...

    • @cairawilliams93
      @cairawilliams93 5 лет назад +77

      Best summay of Trumps presidency.

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 5 лет назад +33

      That reminds me how dumb it would be to nominate Elizabeth Warren instead of Bernie Sanders. It is Bernie who is the sure-win over Trump, and who will listen to no corrupt party bosses and for sure change the status-quo with the bully pulpit if nothing else. Time for the always Unbought. Bernie 2020

    • @axirnindar4171
      @axirnindar4171 5 лет назад +7

      Nice. 👍

    • @BlkMight
      @BlkMight 5 лет назад +6

      Nifemi Omotosho facts

    • @marksanchez6580
      @marksanchez6580 5 лет назад

      And hamburgers

  • @rukeo.1856
    @rukeo.1856 5 лет назад +550

    He really does sound like a Spanish Obama 😃😂😂😂

    • @aa39545n
      @aa39545n 5 лет назад +6

      doesn't have the swag or the charisma

    • @ShavaChihera
      @ShavaChihera 5 лет назад +9

      I thought the same thing before Trevor said it.

    • @Priss933
      @Priss933 5 лет назад

      Yeah does sound a lot like candidate Obama

    • @drunktroll7011
      @drunktroll7011 5 лет назад +4

      Wtf. I sound like him and I’m South African. Does that mean I sound like a Spanish Obama

    • @phantomvideo4237
      @phantomvideo4237 5 лет назад

      Dont call that imbesle Spanish bc it's a discrace to all Spanish people.

  • @dariusbizimana2590
    @dariusbizimana2590 5 лет назад +249

    I bet the President is saying "my shutdown is best, better, longer and most importantly the most dramatic". 😂😂😂😂

    • @keikogutierrez5707
      @keikogutierrez5707 5 лет назад +17

      No one has ever had a shut down like me... I'm going to be in the record books for the most awesome shut down eeeeever

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 5 лет назад +9

      I bet he is, but without all that pesky punctuation.

    • @jokuvaan5175
      @jokuvaan5175 5 лет назад +4

      I wonder if after the shutdown he is going to boast about how much the government has saved money

    • @dixie_normous1252
      @dixie_normous1252 5 лет назад

      @@sammygirl6910 you dare talk about his punctuation...the shutdown just got 10 days longer 🤷‍♂️

    • @happycat307
      @happycat307 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah! Only the biggest and baddest for little Donald!😂

  • @emauf
    @emauf 5 лет назад +508

    I thought I was the only to notice his 'obama-like' speech😀

    • @hang_kentang6709
      @hang_kentang6709 5 лет назад +24

      the resemblance is uncanny isnt it. if you close your eyes, he really sounds like obama, up until the point he said vamonos.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 лет назад +5

      What if, during one of his speeches, he says “hebu tuende” instead of “vámonos”?
      *I speak six languages but not Swahili. Sorry if that was wrong; blame Google.

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 5 лет назад +7

      For a moment i thought, Obama? Did..did you have a brother you never talked about until now?

    • @brittdavis1
      @brittdavis1 5 лет назад +2

      Definitely sounds like him😂

    • @bilalc4415
      @bilalc4415 5 лет назад +5

      @@hang_kentang6709 the funny thing about that is that Obama would say vamanos in that way if he was speaking to a Hispanic audience.

  • @williamdegrey
    @williamdegrey 5 лет назад +1533

    Only 55% blames Trump? Oh murica...

    • @LadyMFUnicorn
      @LadyMFUnicorn 5 лет назад +59

      70% yesterday.

    • @Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL
      @Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL 5 лет назад +133

      @Gareth De Bruyn There will always be that hardcore 30%
      that is stuck on
      STUPID!!!!!

    • @LadyMFUnicorn
      @LadyMFUnicorn 5 лет назад +57

      @Gareth De Bruyn some people do not believe our history, facts, or videos from the news, they only hear Trump.

    • @Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL
      @Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL 5 лет назад +6

      @@mondoshredder5783 YES!!!

    • @LadyMFUnicorn
      @LadyMFUnicorn 5 лет назад +10

      @@mondoshredder5783 He won with lying to the voters. He "won" because his promises alot of people. He failed most of those people. Although I do say that my county did not get counted, by the time they announced his win. We were having issues with our counting machines. As well as our voting cards not making it to that counting machine. All over my state we had problems. Yet they announced it anyways.

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin 5 лет назад +144

    "THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME UNDER THIS BRIDGE TO EXCHANGE THESE TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS" hahaha so good.

  • @lordparthurnaax
    @lordparthurnaax 5 лет назад +181

    6:40 Obama school of speech, my thoughts precisely!

  • @matthewpool6508
    @matthewpool6508 5 лет назад +409

    "Another shocking report"
    Nothing should be shocking with this guy anymore.

    • @henrywilliams3355
      @henrywilliams3355 5 лет назад +19

      And yet against all odds, he still finds a way. Every time.

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 5 лет назад +7

      Now see thats the problem, that normalizes him.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 5 лет назад +14

      Its actually a big shame how people have become numb to Trump's endless scandals.

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 5 лет назад

      We're in shock.

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 лет назад

      😂

  • @avanelson6897
    @avanelson6897 5 лет назад +537

    Did anyone else get the “ Impeach Trump” ad, before this video?

  • @subaitatufayel5416
    @subaitatufayel5416 5 лет назад +518

    Damn Trevor does amazing voices for Trump and Obama

    • @welldone4789
      @welldone4789 5 лет назад +10

      And Mandela

    • @karenhanania9014
      @karenhanania9014 5 лет назад +6

      His Trump impression is one of my favorites.

    • @bwilk1122
      @bwilk1122 5 лет назад +1

      He could initiate a corpse in a freeer for a few years and I wouldn’t ever know it b I don’t watch trash

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 5 лет назад

      Nah he can't do a good trump one his Obama one is okay his Mandela one is his best + south African Indians

    • @sapphireriddles6692
      @sapphireriddles6692 5 лет назад

      Watch his specials some time. Those impersonations are amazing

  • @shashankshekhar8538
    @shashankshekhar8538 5 лет назад +499

    Obama accent pure gold ..

  • @isaac10231
    @isaac10231 5 лет назад +257

    Elizabeth Warren drinking alone in the kitchen.... HELL YEAH SHE REPRESENTS ME.

  • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666
    @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666 5 лет назад +509

    I am the best spy America has ever seen. Nobody knows about spying more than I do. I'm the best. Thank you.

    • @sammylamsu5178
      @sammylamsu5178 5 лет назад +6

      The is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 at you not with you

    • @jamesfrost2032
      @jamesfrost2032 5 лет назад +18

      Have you done bigly yuge missions?

    • @ereristark425
      @ereristark425 5 лет назад +39

      Trump would never say thank you. #imoposter!!!

    • @rell0223
      @rell0223 5 лет назад +3

      Yuuuuge Chinaa

    • @walterdrechsler5843
      @walterdrechsler5843 5 лет назад +11

      @@ereristark425 ooohhh nice observation. your right he always ends his sentences with "your welcome" and not "thank you".

  • @aaliyahnicole2357
    @aaliyahnicole2357 5 лет назад +37

    Trevor: "I guess she wanted to start her campaign the same way Hilary ended hers..."
    Me: 😳😳

  • @pranav3848
    @pranav3848 5 лет назад +136

    Obama impersonation is spot on

    • @crisleroi299
      @crisleroi299 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah Julian Castro nailed it.

  • @bobbill7028
    @bobbill7028 5 лет назад +296

    Lol got an impeach trump ad on this

    • @zani3306
      @zani3306 5 лет назад +3

      Bob Bill same 😂😂😂

    • @mynerdchild1926
      @mynerdchild1926 5 лет назад +17

      Every time I watch Trevor I get the ad lol

    • @carterwilliams7106
      @carterwilliams7106 5 лет назад +8

      I got it too but then below by the recommended videos I have an ad that supports trump. Good job RUclips

    • @chicocruz7429
      @chicocruz7429 5 лет назад +2

      Same😂

    • @thetruthchannel349
      @thetruthchannel349 5 лет назад +1

      THE FACT THERE IS AN IMPEACH TRUMP AD SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ONLY THE SENATE CAN IMPEACH TRUMP. DUMBASSES.

  • @JustMe-em7hl
    @JustMe-em7hl 5 лет назад +673

    Can we shutdown Trump's presidency?😁

    • @thaiparkse
      @thaiparkse 5 лет назад +3

      👌🏽👌🏽

    • @carterwilliams7106
      @carterwilliams7106 5 лет назад +1

      I wish...

    • @panthir6720
      @panthir6720 5 лет назад

      Adam Espinoza lol more maya more like covfefe

    • @baruchben-david4196
      @baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад +18

      @@adamespinoza7877 He has made America a laughingstock for the world.

    • @karenpiotte90
      @karenpiotte90 5 лет назад +6

      How about just him F his presidency! He's a fraud president.

  • @wilbertzhu6218
    @wilbertzhu6218 4 года назад +10

    3:20 659 days until the election. That's like tommorow.
    Trevor during quarantine: this is so boring........ This is taking forever 😭

  • @smoloms
    @smoloms 5 лет назад +80

    I've argued with Trump supporters that still think Trump is doing fine...
    What
    Do
    You
    MEAN??????

    • @takumereny2841
      @takumereny2841 5 лет назад +2

      He is pure leader unlike fake news and liberal leaders

    • @donaldjnixon-rl3zt
      @donaldjnixon-rl3zt 5 лет назад +28

      @@takumereny2841 pure leader of what making america a laughing stock?

    • @smoloms
      @smoloms 5 лет назад +9

      @@donaldjnixon-rl3zt I think he is being sarcastic. Or am I getting baited into thinking your serious

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 5 лет назад +5

      @@smoloms Read his comment with a Russian accent and it'll make sense

    • @lovesnesh6688
      @lovesnesh6688 5 лет назад

      @@takumereny2841 please elaborate

  • @ShokkaReacts
    @ShokkaReacts 5 лет назад +526

    Did I just witness a Mexican Obama 😂😐

    • @thegoodlifesd8560
      @thegoodlifesd8560 5 лет назад +8

      Lmao, i waiting for the reasoning for comment... Job well,done.

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 5 лет назад +9

      My reaction almost exactly.

    • @Sairin13
      @Sairin13 5 лет назад +28

      No, a Cuban Obama, much different

    • @stellabella013
      @stellabella013 5 лет назад +1

      THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

    • @RealityIsTheNow
      @RealityIsTheNow 5 лет назад +13

      BaseMan Uhh, bro, Mexico and Cuba are different countries....

  • @lombardo141
    @lombardo141 5 лет назад +244

    That Hilary joke was epic. 😂

    • @Lexus2131
      @Lexus2131 5 лет назад +2

      I dnt follow, catch me up...what did he mean by that?

    • @GabrielRamirez-bj3zu
      @GabrielRamirez-bj3zu 5 лет назад +16

      @@Lexus2131 he's implying Hilary ended her campaign drinking in her kitchen after she lost, which is a Savage joke

    • @Lexus2131
      @Lexus2131 5 лет назад +1

      Oh. LOL..went over me. Thanks yo

    • @aStrix171
      @aStrix171 5 лет назад +5

      So were Trevor's muppet arms.

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, loved it, some comedians and late show hosts are kind of holding back on roasting the democrats but they never should. Just because they and the audience are mostly democratic doesn't mean anything should be off limits to joke about

  • @ritasimmons36
    @ritasimmons36 5 лет назад +71

    I said the same thing about Castro. He sound like Obama.

  • @GetRocStar
    @GetRocStar 5 лет назад +250

    Dude sounds like a Spanish Obama

    • @RyanImmortalStar
      @RyanImmortalStar 5 лет назад +13

      Vamanos

    • @petitio_principii
      @petitio_principii 5 лет назад +15

      _¡ El Obamo !_

    • @HMSkillBuilders
      @HMSkillBuilders 5 лет назад +3

      Sounds good to me. Lets hope he is half as smart!!

    • @dianeclayton5032
      @dianeclayton5032 5 лет назад +12

      Really, I want the best candidate, but can you imagine how much it would piss off Trump! Tempting!

    • @ronaldorivers236
      @ronaldorivers236 5 лет назад +6

      Trump and his supporters are going to say that he isn't a U.S citizen, they'll go crazy.

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 лет назад +178

    Julian Castro that was a phenomenal speech! Incredibly motivating!
    I can tell that you really studied hard under Obama's administration, you really took after his speech style.

    • @jokuvaan5175
      @jokuvaan5175 5 лет назад +6

      But when you think about it, he only said empty words which sounded cool and intelligent without actually promising anything concrete. But I only saw this clip. He probably said something actually relevant later/earlier on his speech

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive 5 лет назад +7

      Star Cherry ummmm speaking as someone who knew him in San Antonio as the mayor. This is how he has always spoken. Plus the priorities he laid out were missions dating from the beginning of his career in public service.

    • @peter-johndejong9880
      @peter-johndejong9880 5 лет назад +2

      Star Cherry : really? What did he say that made you feel so fantastic about him?

    • @lilahdog568
      @lilahdog568 5 лет назад

      He wasn't a real mayor. All he did was cut ribbons and kiss babies. He was basically a figurehead. The man has next to no experience and any latino or human being in general who votes for him is putting the final bullet in uncle Sam's corpse

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive 5 лет назад +5

      lilahdog 568 the guy established preK for SA. A program that provides affordable preK education to all of San Antonio. That’s just one of his accomplishments and I can list many more. There have been figure head mayors in San Antonio, but Julian Castro is not one of them as his tenure is remembered fondly just like Phil Hardberger Lila Cockrell and Henry Cisneros.

  • @dania_aljafari5249
    @dania_aljafari5249 5 лет назад +533

    Honesty we’re all screwed at this point 🤷🏽‍♀️
    Edit: thanks for all the likes, didn’t expect this many :)

    • @vegantina6565
      @vegantina6565 5 лет назад +26

      dania_ aljafari “at this point”... I think the point was November 2016 🤪😩 😭

    • @squidsquiddly5970
      @squidsquiddly5970 5 лет назад +30

      Yep. And here is the thing. Trevor was laughing about their being no way Trump is a spy. And ya he isn't ..He is instead an asset. He is a puppet. In the early 80's Putin was looking for an easily influenced corrupt rich man in the US that he could use as a political marionette. He wanted someone ignorant and even talked about how someone with no morality would be best.
      I think we all know who won that gambit.

    • @adamespinoza7877
      @adamespinoza7877 5 лет назад +1

      Nope I'm still big chilling.

    • @smurfoniichan2352
      @smurfoniichan2352 5 лет назад

      Yep get the knee pads and hope they use lube

    • @baruchben-david4196
      @baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад +1

      @@vegantina6565 It was way before then.

  • @natashaxnichole
    @natashaxnichole 5 лет назад +135

    Ok Trevor has a lil rhythm. 🕴🏼

    • @JohnBaker-wf2vn
      @JohnBaker-wf2vn 5 лет назад

      We can't or want to dance or jump.

    • @Monk-Amani.
      @Monk-Amani. 5 лет назад

      Damm Tosh, I don't eat Crab legs, but I can learn to like them. Girl, you're fine as frog hair. Just list me as subscribed.
      Peace to U & yours.

  • @batiyahyisrael
    @batiyahyisrael 5 лет назад +284

    Trevor, I don't know how you do it. But you always manage to make us laugh during these trying times. 😂 sigh

    • @russellmcafee9412
      @russellmcafee9412 5 лет назад +1

      trying times? no more beating the war drum. economy is fantastic. so close to fusion power and easing off fossil fuel. go back to sleep

    • @lovelyredrose14
      @lovelyredrose14 5 лет назад +5

      Russell McAfee umm maybe look at all the people going without pay right now, promises of people keeping jobs being broken and the women trump plans to exclude out of healthcare are being affected? The list really can go on. I think maybe you should wake up instead.

    • @russellmcafee9412
      @russellmcafee9412 5 лет назад +2

      yeah the list can go on. wheres the outrage for small businesses being pushed out by Amazon and the like? wheres the public support for unions when they go on strike? you only care now because Trump is involved. and I don't know why you cry for costly pencil pushing, get nothing done bureaucracy

    • @russellmcafee9412
      @russellmcafee9412 5 лет назад

      Obama 2009-2016
      -210,000 manufacturing jobs
      "those jobs aren't coming back" (where was the outrage?)
      Trump 2016-2017
      +475,000 manufacturing jobs
      MAGAAAAAAAA

    • @mauriciofelix190
      @mauriciofelix190 5 лет назад

      @@russellmcafee9412 manufacturing jobs are the best! Unless you know how lowly paid and non desirable they really are. But hey, we will beat China on manufacturing jobs right Russell? LOL

  • @christelheadington1136
    @christelheadington1136 5 лет назад +648

    I'd like to announce my intention, not to run for the nomination of anything.

    • @josephdunn1074
      @josephdunn1074 5 лет назад +13

      Run for the silliest comment on Trevor Noah's RUclips channel.😁✌

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 5 лет назад +11

      Christel Headington Okay, okay, I'll vote for you.

    • @baruchben-david4196
      @baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад +3

      Great. I'll vote for you.

    • @mr.painfultruth2771
      @mr.painfultruth2771 5 лет назад +4

      Thank u ?

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 лет назад +4

      Ask me to be your veep, please.
      "Everyone wants to rule world".
      Not this guy!

  • @brilleargasm7342
    @brilleargasm7342 4 года назад +12

    Trevor was on fire on this episode. Damn.

  • @diegokiwi1854
    @diegokiwi1854 5 лет назад +78

    I thought so too Trevor. He sounded like Obama.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 лет назад +3

      Or maybe he just sounded presidential?
      Is there a difference? ;)

    • @jeffrenjr
      @jeffrenjr 5 лет назад +1

      my thought exactly

    • @musicgirlbb7300
      @musicgirlbb7300 5 лет назад

      Diego Kiwi absolutely !

  • @ivanrachmanaziz1668
    @ivanrachmanaziz1668 5 лет назад +60

    My money on spanish obama

  • @jaymaxwell8645
    @jaymaxwell8645 5 лет назад +152

    Thank you for taking shots at the left. If we can't laugh at ourselves then what's the point of making comedy PC?

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 5 лет назад +2

      Comedy shouldn't be PC.

    • @matthewjosephthecommonsens2940
      @matthewjosephthecommonsens2940 5 лет назад

      But you all just nod your heads and do exactly what they tell you to do and say exactly what they tell you to say, slave.

    • @robykore
      @robykore 5 лет назад +1

      Liberals. Everyone should laugh at them, us leftists should be the one mocking them the most.

    • @NeutralNinetails
      @NeutralNinetails 5 лет назад +1

      @@matthewjosephthecommonsens2940 isnt trumo the one who literally 360s over fox news?

    • @matthewjosephthecommonsens2940
      @matthewjosephthecommonsens2940 5 лет назад

      @@NeutralNinetails lol Trump IS the news bro haven't you figured it out yet? He plays them off each other. Really watching Trump interact with the media is like watching motzart play violin. Like I said Trump IS the news and he knows it and he eats it up because its good for his brand. The mainstream news media are the lemmings bro, that's the whole con of Donald Trump, he exposes the fakers and pretenders which only helps further his agenda.

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 5 лет назад +133

    WTF!? NEXT YEAR IS ELECTION!?? I STILL HAS PSTD FROM 2016!!

    • @bracketvilletexas
      @bracketvilletexas 5 лет назад +2

      @Namida lOl LOl LOl LOL :o) me TOO!

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 5 лет назад

      If I didn't have it after 2016 im sure 2020 will push me over the edge.

    • @jayelove1504
      @jayelove1504 5 лет назад +4

      Me too...I concur!!! But I dont give a damn.....back to the polls I go...this demon has got to go!!!😠🤮

    • @jayelove1504
      @jayelove1504 5 лет назад +1

      @@chrismueller8861 ....P.E.S.T kmsl.....I love it!!! But true....😂😂😂

    • @vyperspit
      @vyperspit 5 лет назад

      Don’t we all

  • @watermellie
    @watermellie 5 лет назад +31

    I'm not mad about Trevor's coverage of Tulsi Gabbard, he should get her on and ask her about these things.

    • @pauldavidson6088
      @pauldavidson6088 5 лет назад +4

      Those jokes were trash.

    • @nintyfan1991
      @nintyfan1991 5 лет назад

      That would be a bigger mistake than when Bill Maher invited Milo on his show. Yeah, I went there...

  • @nizicike759
    @nizicike759 5 лет назад +254

    659 days is enough for Trump to hurt the country to another level.

    • @عبدالله-ه5ه9ك
      @عبدالله-ه5ه9ك 5 лет назад +11

      Deal with it you guys elected him to the Office

    • @severelime8772
      @severelime8772 5 лет назад +9

      And we're likely to reelect him as well, seeing as to how much trump protesters dont actually tend to vote.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 лет назад +5

      @@عبدالله-ه5ه9ك nah.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад

      Oh gods, that's a terrifying thought!

    • @harrywatkins542
      @harrywatkins542 5 лет назад +3

      @@severelime8772 Don't be stupid and vote for Trump unless the Demos rum a Hitler type.

  • @MrMezmerized
    @MrMezmerized 5 лет назад +79

    No Trevor, not a spy but an asset. Broader definition.

    • @vincentrusso572
      @vincentrusso572 5 лет назад +4

      What amazes me is how blind some people are that they won't even pay attention to the truth and realize what's going on. He may not have even been an asset to Russia in the way you're thinking. it could have been all money and most likely was and no one cares about Hillary because she's not our president. our president is the one who supposed to set examples. it really shows how little of an argument you have to go back to Hillary Clinton. P.S. I'm not a fan of Hillary Clinton but this is getting ridiculous to say. "oh well he's better than Hillary Clinton" is not saying much because the bar is still pretty low if that's the case. this country should be striving to get better not make its way back to the 1940s when America was "great" for "certain" people. not to mention when have you ever heard them even question in history if a president could have been a Russian asset or an asset to any country other than America think about that. They can't all be wrong, not everybody isn't against him because they don't like him, that excuse isn't working for me. that's the same excuse a 9 yr. old uses when he's being an asshole and can't make no friends. Ya know " It can't be me its gotta be everyone else". That only goes so far. Its obviously bs and you know it no matter what you say but don't worry I'm prepared for your insulting opinions that you're going to parade around as fact in this argument because that's what every Trump supporter does. you guys don't want to be bullied but you sure don't mind bullying everybody else and making sure you tell them that your opinion is the only opinion every step of the way

    • @vincentrusso572
      @vincentrusso572 5 лет назад +3

      @RUclips Moderator just like i said you can't do nothing but insult people that's all you guys are good at and I'll give it to you you're real good at it but it's funny because it really shows how little of an education you really have because the first thing you do is get defensive which is what which is something people do when they have nothing intelligent they can reply with. it's obvious you couldn't find nothing better to say most likely because what can you say, there's only so much denial you can live in. like I said that's why you guys argument falls apart immediately because either it goes into an extreme lie or name-calling or insults. you guys took that right out of Trump's Playbook but he's an ignorant liar and all you're doing is proving me right with your insulting comment.

    • @vincentrusso572
      @vincentrusso572 5 лет назад +1

      And I hope you're not insulting me on behalf of RUclips cuz I'm sure that would be a problem. It's really easy to hide behind a name like RUclips moderator and not your real name I bet you wouldn't say that on here lol

    • @JohnBaker-wf2vn
      @JohnBaker-wf2vn 5 лет назад

      @RUclips Moderator It's meant that he is Putin's 'useful idiot', not American asset, or spy. Way too corrupt and stupid for that .

    • @JohnBaker-wf2vn
      @JohnBaker-wf2vn 5 лет назад +1

      @RUclips Moderator You are so ignorant I won't converse with you.

  • @Rfpenab
    @Rfpenab 5 лет назад +121

    Imagine trump shut down the government to destroy America’s economy, helping the Russian

    • @jayebogar
      @jayebogar 5 лет назад +8

      Would't put it past him

    • @thelionprince4530
      @thelionprince4530 5 лет назад +6

      Been thinking the same thing for 2 weeks now. Its the easiest and fastest way for Putin to destroy America

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 5 лет назад +12

      The 3 biggest wishes Putin would have...
      - the USA leaving Syria to Russia
      - destroying the US economy
      - breaking up the NATO
      so Trump leaves Syria, works hard on destroying the US economy and is doing his best to snub America's closest allies and disrupt the NATO since his first day in office.
      But hey, I'm sure that's all a coincidence...

    • @ezrawolf8496
      @ezrawolf8496 5 лет назад +1

      I actually agree with this 100%

    • @aegontargaryen4758
      @aegontargaryen4758 5 лет назад

      Rfpenab it will be fun to see

  • @nightfall3332
    @nightfall3332 5 лет назад +147

    2:10 good starburst going to waste. :(

    • @MrMansionIV
      @MrMansionIV 5 лет назад +5

      No worries, it's photoshopped. No starburst was hurt during this production. ;)

    • @nightfall3332
      @nightfall3332 5 лет назад

      MrMansionIV it was a joke.

    • @Brandon-wq6qk
      @Brandon-wq6qk 5 лет назад

      Nightfall 333 really?

    • @nightfall3332
      @nightfall3332 5 лет назад

      Maximania what yellow starburst is my favorite. :D

    • @jordansullivan5764
      @jordansullivan5764 5 лет назад +1

      Ahahahaha

  • @webbess1
    @webbess1 5 лет назад +43

    I really hope Colbert brings back the Hungry for Power Games. That was a great segment.

    • @emilyrose2175
      @emilyrose2175 5 лет назад +1

      oh wow i almost forgot about that! i loved that so much i hope he brings it back too

  • @ShreadsEBS
    @ShreadsEBS 5 лет назад +35

    As a Los Angeles native, I don't think I would vote Mayor Garcetti for president. There are huge problems in Los Angeles that has gone unnoticed and/or have been delayed by his office. Residents are being displaced due to tech money and wealthy foreigners. "Welcome to Silicon Beach!" Nobody can afford to live in this city anymore. Rent is at an ALL TIME HIGH and the average price for a small home anywhere in Los Angeles is close to a million. Hard working families, teachers, blue collar workers, young professionals and students are forced to move far from work, school and family just to survive. Were are seeing multiple upscale condos and McMansions taking the place of what used to be an affordable property. Homelessness is at an all time high. I don't think Mr. Garcetti has earned the right to presidency when his own people are facing a crisis. I really want to believe he is the right guy for the job but I just can't.

    • @aaronjv
      @aaronjv 5 лет назад +3

      To be fair, this didn't start on Garcetti's watch. It's just as bad, if not worse, in San Francisco and San Diego. Blame it on Prop 13 and NIMBYs (I do). Also, LA had a rent control ballot measure (Prop 10) in the last election, and it went down in flames--my biggest regret in the last election. I've been here for 20 years, and I am never leaving my tiny westside rent-controlled apartment. That all being said, I agree, I don't think Garcetti would make a good President--not yet, anyway. But the current housing crisis and its cancerous growth is not entirely his fault.

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 5 лет назад +2

      Another place this has been happening big-time is Vancouver, BC Canada. Young mainland Chinese adults are moving there in droves, opening up their own businesses (fine) with tons of money to do so... many businesses can't start up or if established can't compete.. the worst is the cost of housing. Entire neighborhoods are spiraling out of control. So many are affected, it's very sad to read some horror stories. And of course - those spoiled kids don't give one rat's ass.

  • @sm0tzgaming
    @sm0tzgaming 5 лет назад +181

    Spy kids: Trump edition

  • @cosman3248
    @cosman3248 5 лет назад +199

    Damn, that Castro guy speaks like Obama.

    • @MrThe1234guy
      @MrThe1234guy 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah except the vomonos

    • @landonorris6
      @landonorris6 5 лет назад +1

      Kinda

    • @jackiefreeborn2563
      @jackiefreeborn2563 5 лет назад

      Si se puedes

    • @GymGuy247
      @GymGuy247 5 лет назад +2

      OMG!!! You’re right.... Everything but the last part lol

    • @kimlobdell9778
      @kimlobdell9778 5 лет назад +3

      @500thou Bill de Blasio, Mayor of NYC has an African American wife. Jeb Bush's wife is Mexican to name just two.

  • @emilycazel3217
    @emilycazel3217 5 лет назад +29

    What if he is actually the worlds greatest spy and he’s just playing dumb...

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 5 лет назад +11

      emily cazel
      Then that would mean he’s a complete genius and his entire past tells us this simply is not possible.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 5 лет назад +8

      No one's that deep under cover.

    • @emilycazel3217
      @emilycazel3217 5 лет назад +6

      Mary Rose Kent maybe this was all decades in the making lol. He’s been working for Russia that long lol. In all honesty though I sitting here wondering why people still have faith in him everything is failing and has become a shit show

    • @animalia5554
      @animalia5554 5 лет назад

      And here I thought we elected a Troll

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 5 лет назад +2

      @Richard Wilson you sound like youve seen more than a couple politicians

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 5 лет назад +82

    Castro sounds like a Hispanic Obama.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +1

      Great 👍😀👍🇺🇸

    • @elchicovip01
      @elchicovip01 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck Obama. He is a crook just like Trump and Hilary.

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 5 лет назад +1

      Omg, he is

    • @elchicovip01
      @elchicovip01 5 лет назад

      @@hansbass8119 Obamacare is a big giveaway to private health insurance. The endless bombing is a giveaway to arms manufacturers. I could go on for days.

    • @NickaLah
      @NickaLah 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, great choice when so many on left were let down by him... let's roll out the Hispanic version.

  • @fastestwaytofreedom
    @fastestwaytofreedom 5 лет назад +25

    3:46 So...is no one going to mention how the marvelous Midge Maisel just snuck in there?

  • @Levedenn7730
    @Levedenn7730 5 лет назад +97

    659 days 😫😭

    • @flyte707
      @flyte707 5 лет назад +2

      Tosh ChanDen We’ll never make it

    • @arthurcardon1440
      @arthurcardon1440 5 лет назад +3

      yea why cant it be now so we can get Trump in for another term already

    • @-mae-5524
      @-mae-5524 5 лет назад

      @@arthurcardon1440 but then the wall wouldn't be done.
      Take it as you will.

    • @melonlord1414
      @melonlord1414 5 лет назад +2

      Potentially another 659 days of shutdown

    • @kinga6347
      @kinga6347 5 лет назад +1

      @@flyte707 Stay strong.

  • @JulianHyde88
    @JulianHyde88 5 лет назад +83

    Elizabeth Warren drinking beer on Instagram while announcing her candidacy was almost as cringe-worthy as Hillary’s “Pokémon Go- to the polls”

    • @hassanceesay4618
      @hassanceesay4618 5 лет назад +2

      Eric Hodge oh don’t remind me

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 5 лет назад +1

      Felix Ray you're going to need physical therapy after 2019. May I also recommend regular massage. With all this cringing, we don't want you stiffening up Beyond repair. Atrophy and shit.

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 5 лет назад

      David Jones oppai definition, I'm sure, it wasn't really a retort. I was chuckling along with that person... As in I understood where they were coming from. Sorry if that disappoints you LOL. Super glad if it doesn't! Let us all play nice! That's what Jesus would want.

    • @MissMakea
      @MissMakea 5 лет назад +1

      I thought the whole thing was genuinely sweet actually - but then again, I'm european

    • @MissMakea
      @MissMakea 5 лет назад

      But even if it was a bit cringy, i feel like its not really a reason to rule her out as a good candidate, people are so quick to denounce someone for such little things while also turning a blind eye on (or justifying) massive problems like Trumps relations to Russia

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 5 лет назад +114

    Come on America LET'S GET THAT D IN 2020

    • @agente5-sigma20
      @agente5-sigma20 5 лет назад +4

      sunshine6997 that’s what she said

    • @caite.6423
      @caite.6423 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣

    • @caite.6423
      @caite.6423 5 лет назад +1

      That delivery!! 😂😂

    • @thetruthchannel349
      @thetruthchannel349 5 лет назад +3

      OR IN OTHER WORDS... THE NEXT CIVIL WAR.

    • @agente5-sigma20
      @agente5-sigma20 5 лет назад +2

      The Truth Channel Ok let’s dial it back a little. Diplomacy can prevail.

  • @utubejewell
    @utubejewell 5 лет назад +109

    Congress has the power to override the President. The House and the Senate need to pass a resolution to reopen the Gov't WITHOUT the "Wall", send it to Twitler for signature into law, dare him to veto the bill, and it if he does, override the veto. It's time for Congress to represent the American People and the Country, not Party, Donors, and NOT caving in to an abject Moron.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +16

      But that would require balls.

    • @utubejewell
      @utubejewell 5 лет назад +10

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 True. They do sadly seem to be in short supply these days... 😒

    • @utubejewell
      @utubejewell 5 лет назад +17

      @Dewaldt The US Senate UNANIMOUSLY passed a Continuing Resolution less than 30 days ago to keep the Gov't open WITHOUT $5.7 Billion in funding for a pointless "Wall". The CURRENT House of REPRESENTATIVES would pass that SAME Continuing Resolution to reopen the Gov't WITHOUT the "Wall", and send it to Twitler for signature into law. If a GOP led Senate could UNANIMOUSLY pass that CR bill less than 30 days ago, please explain why the SAME GOP led US Senate can't reintroduce and pass the EXACT SAME CR Bill NOW, send it to the House for passage, then to Twitler for signature into law, and OVERRIDE his veto if he has the audacity to issue one?? The majority of the American People do NOT support closing the federal gov't just because Twitler wants a "Wall".

    • @BognaZone
      @BognaZone 5 лет назад +8

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 more likely it would require more ovaries.

    • @starrweaver
      @starrweaver 5 лет назад +12

      True, Congress sent a budget bill they unanimously voted to pass, it was to go to the WH to be signed.
      On the Senate floor they were singing carols and getting ready to leave - all were in high spirits.
      Then as the senators left for home... 45 was watching t.v. and heard that if he signed the budget bill he would be a joke President. That he didn't follow through on his threat to shut down the gov't. he shouldn't make them if he was going to cave.
      Well, 45 chose not to sign... but he didn't veto it either. He didn't do his job.
      Currently, the House has sent the same budget bill to the Senate... Mitch won't bring it to a vote because 45 won't sign it. That's no his job. His job is to bring bills to the floor for votes... not only allow votes on bills 45 likes.
      Now Mitch could have those bills passed, the House has even sent the budget bills individually, to try and fund the govt. for a while, get workers back to work and to stop the shutdown. But Mitch has stated he won't bring any of the bills to the floor to be voted on. His excuse is crap and nothing more than obstruction, which is what he's always done when it comes to Dems.
      He's the reason we can't get around 45 - Congress has the votes to overturn the veto of this dude. It would be good to make him realize he can't always have his way. For the last 2 years, the GOP party has spoiled him.

  • @australian.2722
    @australian.2722 5 лет назад +45

    Castro did sound like Obama.😜😂

    • @brittdavis1
      @brittdavis1 5 лет назад +1

      Yesss, had to look at my phone 😂

    • @CptMagnus
      @CptMagnus 5 лет назад +1

      Also it would be fun to have a US President named Castro

    • @Moshe.1972
      @Moshe.1972 5 лет назад

      Fidel Castro lost son

  • @hlozano6231
    @hlozano6231 5 лет назад +17

    Julian Castro is the Mexican version of Obama

  • @colleenthecatlady2344
    @colleenthecatlady2344 5 лет назад +57

    He's too STOOPID to be a spy!!!

    • @danni1993
      @danni1993 5 лет назад +3

      Or...is he...

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 5 лет назад +4

      oh, you'd be surprised, Russians have a long and detailed history of using utter morons to further their ideology; to the point that they have names for people like this: useful idiot

    • @TankdogProductions
      @TankdogProductions 5 лет назад +2

      I'm sure if it ever came up, trump would say something like,"I'm the best at spying. Believe me, people tell me this all the time."or "I know more about spying than anyone."

    • @RM-xf9gi
      @RM-xf9gi 5 лет назад

      Trump is too stupid to be a spy that is why he got caught! Putin must be so embarrassed by his choice of trump. Lucky for Putin, Trump's son-in-law is completing the take down of America for him.

    • @stevenbrenneman4368
      @stevenbrenneman4368 5 лет назад

      shows how stupid dems must be because theyve been clued to cnn going woahhhhhh trump is a russian spy duhhhhhhrrrrrr drooling on themselves as they intake cnn repeating bullshit for an hour. u subhumans need destoryed

  • @myrahj1482
    @myrahj1482 5 лет назад +28

    I sure hope everyone votes in 2020😕

    • @MurderCapital666
      @MurderCapital666 5 лет назад +1

      ...for a third party.

    • @selir.5139
      @selir.5139 5 лет назад +4

      @@MurderCapital666 it's so fucked up that you guys basically only have two parties.

    • @NickaLah
      @NickaLah 5 лет назад +2

      Just hope establishment dems don't eff it up... it's not looking good so far, they're already crapping over actual progressives.

    • @MurderCapital666
      @MurderCapital666 5 лет назад

      @@selir.5139 I'm not American, so I know it's fucked up.

    • @MrThe1234guy
      @MrThe1234guy 5 лет назад

      For Trump

  • @glyndondisharoon6310
    @glyndondisharoon6310 5 лет назад +104

    Trump's a Kremlin Gremlin

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 5 лет назад

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @allahstan4171
      @allahstan4171 5 лет назад

      Gremlin?

    • @allahstan4171
      @allahstan4171 5 лет назад +1

      @@isakbd3450 they attacked Ukraine Georgia supported a totalitarian regime accused of influencing American election run by a former KGP agent and more and before you comment America is worse I know but American propaganda is everywhere

    • @allahstan4171
      @allahstan4171 5 лет назад

      @@isakbd3450 I said I know but Russia seems worse because of america

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 5 лет назад +2

      @@isakbd3450 stop proclaiming your personal bigotry and hatred of America as though it's somehow generally Accord truth. You clearly are just another lemming who believes whatever anti American propaganda they're exposed to - and it's pathetic.
      Russia has done evil that you would not believe, you just like to think that America is the worst, so you ignore it because it's not conducive to your preconceived notions and hatred of America. You have no idea what's truly going in on America, and you seem glad to ignore the fact that Russia has become a virtual dictatorship, where conservatives have let their democracy be usurped by a vicious, lying, murdering, thieving mad man like Vladimir Putin, a man that brutally murders journalists and political opponents alike.
      As far as toxic liberalism? Seriously? Drag kids? Ether you're being deliberate trollish and deceptive, or you are boldly ignorant in a way that makes me fear for the planet; in the modem world it is the conservative right that is destroying democracies, murdering dissidents and other "undesirables" and generally shredding the last vestiges of integrity or honor humankind has had over the past century in their mad grab for power and money. It's a cancer that is tearing the world apart. Whether through deliberate and conscious slander and propaganda, or criminally negligent ignorance and hypocrisy, the effect is the same. Stand up to the real evil in the world, because it's out there, and the world has enough ignorant lemmings that fall for the anti American propaganda. It's irresponsible and simplistic to just be another American hating hypocrite who blames the US for everything because it's easier to do that than to actually think for themselves. Seriously. Be better than that. The would depends on it.

  • @wvusmc
    @wvusmc 5 лет назад +22

    Disappointing how everyone is ignoring Richard Ojeda. He announced his candidacy in November.

    • @nintyfan1991
      @nintyfan1991 5 лет назад

      He retreated just recently.

    • @Ringsfan1
      @Ringsfan1 5 лет назад

      Yeah he already gone

    • @wvusmc
      @wvusmc 5 лет назад

      Yeah, that's disappointing but understandable. Suppose I'll post to give Andrew Yang attention now.

  • @everardosalvador-martinez49
    @everardosalvador-martinez49 5 лет назад +45

    I'm voting for Castro I wanna see a Hispanic candidate

    • @Malik-Ibi
      @Malik-Ibi 5 лет назад +19

      Vote for proposals, not faces.

    • @allflying3
      @allflying3 5 лет назад +1

      @@Malik-Ibi Well duh, I'm voting for his name!

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 5 лет назад +4

      If you vote for Castro, you might as well just vote for Trump. No way in hell is he ever beating Trump. Voters in the Rust Belt will go for the likes of Bernie Sanders or Trump. They want anti-establishment.

    • @everardosalvador-martinez49
      @everardosalvador-martinez49 5 лет назад +1

      @@blackout07blue Just one thing he's a Democrat and the equals to Trump a Republican, Man I don't know if they changed the dictionary in 2019 or what but that shit ain't adding up

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 5 лет назад +1

      ScootMagoot46 Can’t vote for someone in prison. So Castro it is, unless Bernie runs.

  • @pibyte
    @pibyte 5 лет назад +62

    I liked beer. I still like beer.
    Elisabeth Warren

    • @mboaz4730
      @mboaz4730 5 лет назад +6

      Well, it worked for Cavanaugh. Now he's on the Supreme Court.

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 5 лет назад +1

      Don't you like beer?

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад

      Let me ask do you drink beer?

  • @davedee7521
    @davedee7521 5 лет назад +20

    Anybody can beat Trump when it comes to policy but you need a candidate that can bully the bully.
    Elizabeth Warren is too intellectual to be on Trump's nickname game level.
    If Trump can't use his "Pocahontas" comment and had to rely on just policy knowledge, he's finished.

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 5 лет назад

      Dave Dee yeah but batman is not running 😭

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 5 лет назад

      Warren is exactly who can lose to Trump.

    • @blackout07blue
      @blackout07blue 5 лет назад

      she is toxic in the polling vs Trump.

    • @mansoorp8355
      @mansoorp8355 5 лет назад

      Warren is not the way to go. Remember Al Gore lost to Bush!

  • @zerodeaths6710
    @zerodeaths6710 5 лет назад +10

    The perfect spy is the spy that makes you think he would be the worst spy so that you don't get suspicious

  • @aliyunura451
    @aliyunura451 5 лет назад +69

    TRUMP: I Love you
    PUTIN: Thank you
    😄😄😄

    • @Dumpknoedel
      @Dumpknoedel 5 лет назад +5

      TRUMP: I love you
      PUTIN: I know

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 лет назад

      Tabeazzz You beat me to it, ya’ wanker! 🤣

    • @jgrant4736
      @jgrant4736 5 лет назад

      TRUMP: I love you
      PUTIN: uh, huh

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 лет назад

      I don't want to glow in the dark.

  • @meaganbrockway3519
    @meaganbrockway3519 5 лет назад +24

    Its like everyone has just gone stagnant waiting for an indictment, or at the least impeachment I mean, come on.

    • @greyflora1490
      @greyflora1490 5 лет назад

      They obviously would if they had anything. Sadly, they don't.

  • @jrnew1378
    @jrnew1378 5 лет назад +19

    Where is Bernie? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 лет назад +6

      Jr new they are trying to ignore him again

    • @soccerruben1
      @soccerruben1 5 лет назад +2

      I'm sure he'll announce his candidacy soon, I hope

    • @michelleburkholder2547
      @michelleburkholder2547 5 лет назад +4

      The pros aren't the first ones on the dance floor. BERNIE 20/20

    • @nicocrestmere9688
      @nicocrestmere9688 5 лет назад +3

      Dont f***k it up this time America

    • @drs1390
      @drs1390 5 лет назад +2

      @@nicocrestmere9688 we will

  • @quietperson7155
    @quietperson7155 5 лет назад +82

    Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are the best.

    • @soccerruben1
      @soccerruben1 5 лет назад +5

      And Tulsi Gabbard as well...

    • @genessy6173
      @genessy6173 5 лет назад +5

      Nah Bernie Sanders and tulsi🙆

    • @Dumpknoedel
      @Dumpknoedel 5 лет назад

      And Maxine Waters!

    • @Jan-vv1zk
      @Jan-vv1zk 5 лет назад

      @@soccerruben1 are you insane?

    • @starrweaver
      @starrweaver 5 лет назад +1

      Bernie may enter the race, but he should be a vice president... less in the crosshairs & not as stressful or we won't have Bernie around for the full term. I like the guy too much to have him die in office.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 5 лет назад +31

    Putin is Trump's Master. The reason is Trump always says he is tough on Russia but don't dare say anything direct about Putin. Look at his body language when he meets Putin. It clearly shows he is under so much pressure and nervousness.

  • @MariaMartinez-researcher
    @MariaMartinez-researcher 5 лет назад +13

    Joaquin Castro made a mistake in Spanish. He said "vámonos" instead of "vamos." Instead of saying "let's go!" he said "let's get out from here!"

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 5 лет назад +4

      I'm from the Asian continent and even _I_ noticed it lol

    • @maivaiva1412
      @maivaiva1412 5 лет назад +1

      maybe that's what he meant. maybe he wants to colonize mars.

    • @keikogutierrez5707
      @keikogutierrez5707 5 лет назад

      Jaoquin?

    • @keikogutierrez5707
      @keikogutierrez5707 5 лет назад +2

      And he didn't make a mistake. Lets get out of this shit hole trump created... 😁

  • @tjfromalaska4520
    @tjfromalaska4520 5 лет назад +8

    Trevor you are amazing at keeping me laughing during these difficult days! Love you and I would host you if you came to visit in Alaska!

  • @terrywilliams2193
    @terrywilliams2193 5 лет назад +13

    What confuses me, how many stupid people fell for his line of bull crap.

  • @JoeFromCincinnati
    @JoeFromCincinnati 5 лет назад +79

    Watching people try to be relatable is always awkward haha. But Warren is a good candidate.

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r 5 лет назад +6

      At least she didn't say "Pokemon Go to the polls." 😓

    • @Fidodo
      @Fidodo 5 лет назад +5

      She's a good candidate, but she doesn't make people excited. When Trevor said her name the crowd was dead silent.

    • @Sean-no3zv
      @Sean-no3zv 5 лет назад

      Joe From Cincinnati if you ever see someone “try to be relatable” run in the opposite direction. They shouldn’t
      have to try, that’s the point.

    • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
      @TheFacelessStoryMaker 5 лет назад

      Yeah support a candidate who lied about her heritage. If she is willing to lie about something trivial like that what else has she or will she lie about.

    • @cody4763
      @cody4763 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheFacelessStoryMaker I can understand a person believing something they were told their whole life by their family. Long before the technology existed to confirm it. Everyone has stories about family history they've been told that probably aren't true. Doesn't seem like a lie to me.

  • @violetrose25
    @violetrose25 5 лет назад +17

    Word! He sounds like Obama!

  • @101BlackRaven
    @101BlackRaven 5 лет назад +22

    Hey you forgot Ojeda man, how can you forget OJEDA!!!! The man, the myth, the MEME against Carol Miller.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +1

      Kinda loud and crass, but not much content.

    • @101BlackRaven
      @101BlackRaven 5 лет назад

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 Hey if he gets on stage he'll take no prisoners from the corporate leftists, also he'd be really popular in the rust belt and the south since he's a veteran and fights for union rights. He's not just talked, he's actually fought for unions and teachers in west Virginia. Also being loud and crass, ain't a problem and shouldn't be. We live in the time of trump, not the 1980's. Civility is dead.

    • @michelleburkholder2547
      @michelleburkholder2547 5 лет назад

      That guy is pretty cool.

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive 5 лет назад

      Because Ojeda is a tool who has no real depth beyond being a shit slinger who previously proved to be a useful idiot for Trump.

    • @thelinedrive
      @thelinedrive 5 лет назад

      The Reaper yeah a Union hack who is more concerned about looking tough than actually negotiating deals as a partner rather than an antagonistic force.

  • @daviddoughton5938
    @daviddoughton5938 5 лет назад +15

    10 years from now, new movie release. "Trumped" starring Christian Bale.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 5 лет назад

      Vice was good. Depressing as well.

    • @starrweaver
      @starrweaver 5 лет назад +1

      There would be no actor who would want to play that guy...

  • @MakeupIdiot
    @MakeupIdiot 5 лет назад +102

    Love watching you Trevor !!!

  • @Bby.Susuxoxo
    @Bby.Susuxoxo 5 лет назад +4

    "it's only 659 days until the 2020 election. I know I know that's like tomorrow" lmao I died 💀💀💀

  • @josemigueljr
    @josemigueljr 5 лет назад +60

    What about that beto guy I saw running in texas? Almost won in texas seemed like a promising candidate from what I saw.

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 лет назад +6

      It seems that live streaming your teeth getting cleaned wrecks your chances of presidential candidacy for some reason.

    • @josemigueljr
      @josemigueljr 5 лет назад

      @@ryanx9372 yes I did see that that was a face palm moment for sure lol but at least it didnt make me cringe as much as Warren did 😂

    • @sipapi6997
      @sipapi6997 5 лет назад

      I think you mixed up beto for beta male.

    • @joannbowden6220
      @joannbowden6220 5 лет назад +9

      @@sipapi6997 I'd rather have a beta male in the WH than the psycho male that's in there now!

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 лет назад +3

      @@sipapi6997 get an identity of your own, you sad boy. If you always feel left out and no one understands you, maybe you should seek out some therapy. Might help a bit!
      Cheers! Be well.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 лет назад +14

    He doesn’t have an inside voice! 🤣

    • @michaeldevine7556
      @michaeldevine7556 5 лет назад

      And the music they use is the same tone as his voice ugh

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 5 лет назад +23

    Warren is actually very cool and cute...

    • @jackiefreeborn2563
      @jackiefreeborn2563 5 лет назад +1

      Accio Username hahahaha

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 5 лет назад +1

      Weird flex, but ok

    • @bryanreeme8584
      @bryanreeme8584 5 лет назад +2

      If those are your voting guidelines I understand how the chump was elected now!

  • @jaynetaylor6048
    @jaynetaylor6048 5 лет назад +27

    I like Bernie Sanders and Nina Turner. I also like Tulsi Gabbard.

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 5 лет назад +1

      Socialism is dangerous and will change America permanently, it has never worked before so why would it now? Bernie gives false hope to people he says that he'll give people free shit but he doesn't say how he will pay for it except for higher taxes which will drive richer people out of the country (and cutting the military plus super taxes won't do shit) and America will be poorer higher taxes does not equal more money.

    • @stoicathos
      @stoicathos 5 лет назад +3

      @@user-vv1do1wg1j America needs to change, to say emulating what is currently working across the EU is bad is why you are so misinformed. Rampant unchecked capitalism is what is bad and why the GOP is so despised.
      PS. Arguing that the rich will leave the US due to taxes is a farce as the wealthiest people in the world already live in the bluest states with the highest taxes. No one wants to live in the red dystopias you're giving the thumbs up here.

    • @aswaney7449
      @aswaney7449 5 лет назад +1

      @@user-vv1do1wg1j first you say women falsely accuse men of rape all the time, now you're spouting some red scare, McCarthyist BS. Your brain is most likely non-functional. I can tell from your utter lack of critical thinking skills. You say you don't watch Fox News but you might as well have.

    • @DarthVantos
      @DarthVantos 5 лет назад +1

      @@user-vv1do1wg1j Social programs in the US are work and have worked for almost a decade. I rather be on the side that wants to increase successful programs than the one who wants to tear all the team and request tax cuts for the rich.
      Which is every republican.

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-vv1do1wg1j No one, absolutely no one, is suggesting replacing capitalism with socialism. People are only suggesting maybe not everything in our society should be ran for profit, for instance education and healthcare. Partial socialism has worked well in America for a very long time. We only want to expand what we already have a little to improve quality of life for millions of Americans.

  • @rogeriomaria2496
    @rogeriomaria2496 5 лет назад +28

    Trump Russia spy 🤣😂🤣🤣please somebody call Ja rule