Poor naive jlongbone,😔 you say that you’ll stay away from the cringe, but you’ll come back to suckle on the teet. Even now you experience withdrawals, you won’t last a week without CW cringe. Just give in already. You know you want it
We live in a world where the crazy murderers are given more respect then the victims. I still can't believe one scumbag on tv legit said to respectfully use the shooters proper pronouns. If I was in the audience. I might have snapped, rushed the stage and drop kicked the fucker in the face.
I wish the actions of Paul Kersey in the Death Wish films were IRL and not merely fiction since those kinds of folks could really do with an intervention from an honest vigilante.
Joker Sue: “Why would I take money for something I’d gladly do for free? I’m not a lawyer, but…” Actual Joker: “Dumbass! If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
Apparently, the entire pilot is full of scenes where a diverse character says something dumb with a smug look on her/their/whatever face, and everyone else acts like they just got owned!
The trans character being angry at a random police officer for asking names and not telepathically knowing he changed his name is pure entitlement. If you're trans and go by a different name but don't change your idea and any documents don't be surprised when people read the name they were provided. Also, they are a bunch of arrogant, disrespectful, asshole vandals but they respect pronounce. Shows the writer's priorities. I miss the times when heroes were actually heroic and nice people.
it's as if though people forgot what likable characters are... why do we see so much of this nowadays, huh? modern writers have this thing where they think making a character an asshole or really stupid is charming. It's NOT, it's frustrating and irritating to watch. and why the fuck does it happen SO often? do writers NOT know any better???
So the ''Joker's daughter'' grew up in Arkham Asylum. How stupid do the writers think we are? We know that Gotham is a cruel, crime-ridden, corrupt hellhole but there are limits! Why would anyone do this instead of just dumping her in some rundown orphanage where she could be bullied and abused because her alleged father is the reason why, like, half of these kids are orphaned, to begin with? Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen?
"Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen" Seems like the kind of thing CW's version of Hugo Strange would do. A plan just beyond merely retarded, and straight to braindead.
All that's missing is them singing an acapella version of "Be Our Guest" that made Howard Ashman roll over in his grave, and we could reach 100% more cringe.
The best argument against Duela being the Joker's daughter is in that interrogation scene, where she rolls her eyes at the idea that she took money to do something she'd do pro bono. Lest we forget, one version of her maybe-dad even said, "if you're good at something, never do it for free."
The Joker's daughter character would've flowed so much better if she was actually raised by him, not just in terms of her behavior, but in terms of more complicated stuff like Joe Chill's gun. If she was actually raised by him, it'd make sense for her to have that, cause I can totally imagine Joker considering a gun tied to the dramatic loss of two of Gotham's most influential people, as well as their child being orphaned, to be a heartfelt and loving gift for his daughter.
Wait, so they find Bruce Wayne dead with a cheap knockoff Batman mask on but in his SUIT and TIE... and they assume he was Batman... Why exactly? Like, did no copycats ever surfaced in Gotham before?
All the actors in this remind of the girls in college who you could have sworn were in high school still, but were 21 and acted like edgy teenagers still.
I feel sorry for the Joker's Daughter actor. Her writing is awful, but she's pulling off crazy pretty well And she's actually showing a range of emotions It feels like she's the one person connected to the show who is actually trying
I personally think the actress they chose was the best one out of all the candidates who auditioned. And after watching the show I can definitely see why they went with her.
Wow. What are the odds that the BEST person for the job is always a black person replacing a ginger?! Even in animated works, they change the skin color to a black person. Must be because it’s the best shade for the job…
I totally forgot about this show because that trailer showed everything. Also Bruce is hella stupid to not even tell his son that he’s Batman but is able to get some random girl that goes to Turner’s school to be Robin. When he is literally has Damian in the comics and Turner has more build in protection and money than the girl who probably doesn’t have anything to her name. It just doesn’t make sense for him to not at least know he’s Batman.
Been hearing how bad this was and then the fact they apparently copy pasted the Batwoman "credit for a man's work" line into the show is even more hilarious.
When she pronounced her name, I figured Robin's real name was changed to Keira Kelley for some reason. But no, she's still credited as Carrie Kelley... how did no one tell her how to pronounce it
16:38 I actually find that funny for it's deeper meaning. Which is...the CW taking the Batman and killing him for being a toxic white male. Cause GAWD FORBID we give the original character any praise.😂 It's not like this single character has the DCU on life support at this point.
it's weird how both this and the video game with the same name decided to do the Court of Owls storyline because it's one of the most beloved modern (2010) batman storylines but made the same mistake by getting rid of Bruce in the beginning. Not realizing that almost every plot point that people found interesting and good about the Court of Owls requires Bruce to be in the room. It's a weird new trend in Cape writing of getting the most fan liked storyline but not doing the research on why that story line was so liked in the first place.
You and the EFAP fellows reading/acting out Gotham High is imo one of the funniest things on the internet. I have watched it at least 5 times. You are hilarrrrriiiiiooooouuuuussss!
Why tf did Turner go with them? Fine, the cops are corrupt, but going with _other_ criminals isn't any better. You're a billionare now, go get shady lawyer and get yourself properly cleared
To think this is the swansong of the CW, the last show that will be made that makes it’s audience cringe to levels never thought possible by humanity at large. All I can say is they definitely didn’t disappoint on that front, that’s for damn sure.
They are clearly trying to do a Dark Knight Returns show in modern day and a bunch of unnecessary CW shit and a Court of Owls storyline on top of it. It's weird that WB allowed both a show and game about Batman dying and the Court of Owls being involved.
@@kendriccoley7053 Yeah! And you know she’s capable of it because you expect a Fox to be technologically intelligent, like father like daughter/like brother like sister.
Wait wait wait... 20:42 how did the batterang hit his hand, from the side the gun was gripped, replacing the gun he was gripping, causing him to drop the gun, and ultimately get lodged in his hand?? 😂😂😂
Why would Harvey instantly assume that Bruce was Batman just because some psycho put the Batman mask on his corpse and wrote some stuff on the window? Gotham is full of sickos, and there is no guarantee as this mask is real -- and aside from this mask, they have no other indications of Bruce being Batman. Also, if any of Gotham's villains got their hands on Batman, they would have made a great show of exposing him as Bruce Wayne -- because that's what Gotham villains do, most of them want to mindfuck an entire city if the occasion is right. Or they would have hanged Bruce's corpse somewhere anyone could see him, so everybody would know that "The Bat is dead", not just the police. But no, cops see dead Bruce in the mask and are like "Son, we think your dad was Batman : |"
In a later episode, there is a character who is called incredibly smart, but it turns out the "smart" action to take when robbing a building is to wait for armed security to turn up, beat them up, and only then leave so that they are unable to catch the robber.
Joker’s Daughter was always a Bad Character! Look at the Comics Linkara reviews that focus on this character, and nothing has ever really been done well with this dumb character!
J where's my mone- I mean The Falcon and the Winter Soldier review?! That aside, hoo boy. Az and Disparu have been hating themselves watching this, can't wait to see you review this wreck.
Oh the mutant gang…from The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller. Man they just threw in all the references but couldn’t actually use it to make a better show.
I’m curious what they’re gonna do with Joker’s daughters backstory. Are they gonna go Injustice and have her be the kid Harley gave up? Killing Joke where Joker had a pregnant wife? The other bitch who was just wearing Joker’s face? Or the tumblr route where she’s lying her ass off. Also there’s gonna be a love square between Tanner, The blond, Robin and Joker’s Bastard, isn’t there? Edit: Ok so she claims she was around before Harley was in the picture but this is the work of CW writers so the idea is still plausible
What about the part where they're purposefully leaving out her last name? My money's on her actually being Harvey's kid that he had while he was Two-Facing with some girl
So the ''Joker's daughter'' grew up in Arkham Asylum. How stupid do the writers think we are? We know that Gotham is a cruel, crime-ridden, corrupt hellhole but there are limits! Why would anyone do this instead of just dumping her in some rundown orphanage where she could be bullied and abused because her alleged father is the reason why, like, half of these kids are orphaned, to begin with? Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen?
Hay J….you look well 😅😂 First of all- I noticed something I don’t think most did: they got an older Batman, dying in the street like a bitch, Carrie Kelley’s Robin, Carrie at Bruce’s grave after he’s exposed, Harvey Dent playing a big role, Batman KILLING Joker, and the MUTANT GANG running rampant- I think they’re tryna do their own shitty version of The Dark Knight Returns 💀 I appreciate you pointing out that Kills song-that had me fuming cuz I love it too 😤 But I gotta say, the batcave being under Wayne Tower isn’t a big stretch-UNLESS the way in is dumb as fuck 😂 so it doesn’t even MATTER where it is at that point
"How much do you wanna bet Cressida would be Talia Al Ghul?" Honestly, with how close that could be to have someone end up being Cassandra, I wouldn't be surprised if this was Lady Shiva and that's how she came up with Cassandra Cain as I'm pretty sure that's her daughter in the comics and not a random 8 year old thief like in the BOP movie.
I'm not saying it was intentional but it feels like she was just wanting some excuse to use the Norm Macdonald simulated voice and this gave her the opportunity.
I'm still wondering how does Batman get killed in these situations? The greatest and most paranoid detective dies in these idiotic ways Also, what's with this suit he wears? I get it's unique but he has a Bat cave. I'm pretty sure he would use a bulletproof, gliding, gadget filled Batsuit
I only know Misha Collins from Supernatural and he was good in that show for maybe the first two seasons he was in. His wooden acting seems to be perfect for this show.
Wow. This is a rare take. I used to watch that show, but it got so repetitive. But, one thing I'll never forget is the fangirls absolutely gushing in their panties over Misha Collins, cementing my belief that no matter how talentless a man is, if he's even slightly attractive, women will go stupid for him. Anyway. He's overrated.
The irony of a show like this is that a group of adult tv creators, as opposed to the claque of stunted ideologues running the industry now, could actually make a pretty decent Gotham show simply by critiquing modern urban decay.
Jesus christ......we have terrible writing but "ya gotta respect the pronouns of the characters above everything else. And the women are the wittiest characters ya know.....just because women."
Joker's Daughter isn't actually the Joker's daughter in the comics, she was a member of the Teen Titans (I think), she's Duella Dent and part of her gimmick was claiming to be the daughter of multiple different supervillains. Don't know if this show is keeping to that, but considering Harvey Dent is a main dude in this show, I assume they'll keep that aspect. And dear god that Talon looks like trash, like literally looks like his costume is made of trash bags. It's a far cry from the Owl-inspired aesthetic of the comics.
It's shows like this and Velma that make me glad that Zazlev cancelled the Batgirl movie. But at the same time, this got made and released, so WB is really in dire straits.
It is ever-so-telling that when I go on wikipedia, only ONE of the main characters even has a wiki entry. The rest are nobodies with almost no history.
Batman protected Gotham from a corrupt police force, organized crime, and psychotic villians Gotham Knights will protect the city from the greatest evil of the 2020's: dead naming
You know there needs to be a new stipulation in contracts and it goes like this. The big name characters that are being used that have been around for a long time should be preserved for big time films or higher TV networks like HBO Max. That should be a new stipulation for big name characters and the universe or world they are in and also needs to be taken care by those who respects along with honoring it and has extensive knowledge of the IP in question.
I mean, that's what this is. That's why it's never about Batman himself, it's why it has an OC son and a bunch of c-listers most people haven't heard of. That being said however, I totally disagree. Let them use whatever they want, it's going to be bad regardless, but it might have been more interesting.
@@joinsideke You do know that in the past it was even worse and there were people who fought against it and changed it. People like Stan Lee and so many others and yet people act like things can not be changed and considering all of the times when these companies have abused their power it is laughable how people do not think that we can't change it for the better. Change is never easy and those morons from the CW do not exist to anyone. Hell even Disney itself doesn't even acknowledge them and the CW is even more woke than Disney has been. Just remember this that in the end. These companies need us a lot more than we need them and they are feeling the pressure from both the audience that they have disrespected and treated like trash and not to mention that venture capital is not looking good especially after what happened to the Silicon Valley Bank and companies are cutting people out due to not being able to pay them. Everything is not fine at those companies and they are trying to convince us when they know that they are desperate and their egos will not allow them to make the very easy choice.
Wait, isn't Carrie Kelley a ginger? Man studios really don't like red heads. Seems the only ones we get is 2 that becomes villains (Jean Grey and Wanda) and Black Widow. Then you even have a fake redhead (Batwoman) becoming black in the show.
@@marcelinovazquez5128 you do know they can do a casting call for a certain look right? But it seems they do casting calls that turn redheads black (I’m black). Just looked at a list of redhead characters. And some I forgot were redheads. Miss Martian on Supergirl. Jim Gordon on The Batman. Batgirl in the cancelled movie. Hawkgirl in Legends of Tomorrow. Then looking at the characters I said before, Wanda and Natasha are from predominantly white nations. And Jean is a carry over from earlier X-men movies (also Mystique). Can’t wait to see who’s next.
@@jinxie712 Well do you have a legit article that states she or anyone else was hired because they weren't red heads? I be more than happy to look at it. Because what you're saying sounds less like concrete evidence and just your own speculation
I am not planning on watching this, but... Just from the girl that claims to be Joker's daughter and Harvey Dent being there, I can only assume that's Duella Dent, Two-Face's daughter that thinks Joker is her dad.
I don't know if she'll do more reviews but if you're interested in someone reviewing Gotham Knights I highly recommend watching Aplus Hero Report's reviews you might like them
No, i'm not doing episode 2 lol
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Poor naive jlongbone,😔 you say that you’ll stay away from the cringe, but you’ll come back to suckle on the teet. Even now you experience withdrawals, you won’t last a week without CW cringe. Just give in already. You know you want it
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Pwetty pwease 🥺🙏
The fans have spoken, we demand you suffer like the rest of us 😂😂
I wish "Respect the trans murderers pronouns" was a fictional stance and not something people actually call for IRL.
Yeah, practically a week after the episode aired... it was playing out IRL
@@regiman222troons gonna troon
We live in a world where the crazy murderers are given more respect then the victims. I still can't believe one scumbag on tv legit said to respectfully use the shooters proper pronouns. If I was in the audience. I might have snapped, rushed the stage and drop kicked the fucker in the face.
I wish the actions of Paul Kersey in the Death Wish films were IRL and not merely fiction since those kinds of folks could really do with an intervention from an honest vigilante.
@@giguyjoe My mother introduced those films to me as a kid, I always liked it. I was always shouting at the tv like ''Yeah get their ass!'' lmao
Joker Sue: “Why would I take money for something I’d gladly do for free? I’m not a lawyer, but…”
Actual Joker: “Dumbass! If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
The Joker: It's not about the *money*...it's about *sending a message.*
For Joker, it's not about earning for his work, but taking away from his 'employers' what they value the most
Apparently, the entire pilot is full of scenes where a diverse character says something dumb with a smug look on her/their/whatever face, and everyone else acts like they just got owned!
Also the Joker: I’m not afraid of Batman, but the IRS? Nooooooooo thank you!
The trans character being angry at a random police officer for asking names and not telepathically knowing he changed his name is pure entitlement.
If you're trans and go by a different name but don't change your idea and any documents don't be surprised when people read the name they were provided.
Also, they are a bunch of arrogant, disrespectful, asshole vandals but they respect pronounce. Shows the writer's priorities.
I miss the times when heroes were actually heroic and nice people.
And actually had to display heroic courage
I think we need to start calling them "super people" since most superheroes nowadays aren't heroic lol
also, he’s suspected from murder…
Well Of course it’s fuckin entited
it's as if though people forgot what likable characters are...
why do we see so much of this nowadays, huh? modern writers have this thing where they think making a character an asshole or really stupid is charming. It's NOT, it's frustrating and irritating to watch. and why the fuck does it happen SO often? do writers NOT know any better???
Man, everyone knows Ruby Rose left because she watched J’s reactions 😂
Same honestly. If Ruby spent even 10 minutes on YT, JL would have been on her front page 😂
I can just imagine the looks that would be on the faces of 'Batwoman''s actors and writers if they saw JLongbone's reviews of that dungheap of a show.
This female Joker is literally just Alice from Batwoman.
Except with a terrible actress.
With 100% more victimhood.
@@James_BeeI like the actress :(
@@James_Beeso literally just Alice from batwoman.
So the ''Joker's daughter'' grew up in Arkham Asylum. How stupid do the writers think we are? We know that Gotham is a cruel, crime-ridden, corrupt hellhole but there are limits! Why would anyone do this instead of just dumping her in some rundown orphanage where she could be bullied and abused because her alleged father is the reason why, like, half of these kids are orphaned, to begin with? Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen?
Certified megamind moment right there
I'll bet five million penguin dollars that there's a fanfic of that exact premise that's better written and more thoughtful than this show.
@@roflcopter_launchpad1116 I 100% believe that
"Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen"
Seems like the kind of thing CW's version of Hugo Strange would do. A plan just beyond merely retarded, and straight to braindead.
@@roflcopter_launchpad1116 - It already happened in 2019 in the comics, that's how the Arkham Knight grew up.
This is basically edgy Disney's Descendants, now with 50% more cringe.
All that's missing is them singing an acapella version of "Be Our Guest" that made Howard Ashman roll over in his grave, and we could reach 100% more cringe.
Funny you mention that seeing that one of the main actors on this show was recently on a Disney Channel show called Raven's Home.
Super accurate aaaaaaaaa
Exactly my same thoughts lol
At least in Descendants, the shitty cardboard set pieces and pleather bodysuits were intentional in their ugliness... I think...
The Norm MacDonald deepfake voice-over was surreal but calming in a certain way 😊
It made this review even funnier than it already was. And also makes me miss Norm all the more.
Norm was awesome ! He is still missed Cheers Norm!
@@RaidenRoach45 I do miss, that old chunk of coal
The CW is basically what would happen if The Asylum decided to create their own television channel.
Nah Z nation is an asylum show and it's way better than this.
Asylum, as far as I know, never inserted Marxist propaganda into their films.
Even asylum worst movie has more entertainment that anything the cw could ever get
@@budgetbrick5124 True
Don't insult the Asylum like that.
Still can't get over that Batman mask they showed in the trailer. It looked like Spongebob could fit in it.
The best argument against Duela being the Joker's daughter is in that interrogation scene, where she rolls her eyes at the idea that she took money to do something she'd do pro bono. Lest we forget, one version of her maybe-dad even said, "if you're good at something, never do it for free."
The Joker's daughter character would've flowed so much better if she was actually raised by him, not just in terms of her behavior, but in terms of more complicated stuff like Joe Chill's gun. If she was actually raised by him, it'd make sense for her to have that, cause I can totally imagine Joker considering a gun tied to the dramatic loss of two of Gotham's most influential people, as well as their child being orphaned, to be a heartfelt and loving gift for his daughter.
The joker daughter is giving me Alice from Batwoman vibes...
Wait, so they find Bruce Wayne dead with a cheap knockoff Batman mask on but in his SUIT and TIE... and they assume he was Batman... Why exactly? Like, did no copycats ever surfaced in Gotham before?
the Norm McDonald Ai voice is perfect chef's kiss touch
8:55 "do you hear that? Its as if millions of Batman fans suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced. I fear something terrible has happened"
All the actors in this remind of the girls in college who you could have sworn were in high school still, but were 21 and acted like edgy teenagers still.
I know women in their late 20s still living like this
Then you meet them at 32 and they’re still the same way, but angrier.
I feel sorry for the Joker's Daughter actor. Her writing is awful, but she's pulling off crazy pretty well
And she's actually showing a range of emotions
It feels like she's the one person connected to the show who is actually trying
Yeah I agree.
"We only need one keyboard for three monitors". For some reason that was hilarious
The Norm Mcdonald voice made this gold😭😭😭
"Ginger-ninger"
Please keep using that to refer to all race swapped ginger characters
I second the motion
I personally think the actress they chose was the best one out of all the candidates who auditioned. And after watching the show I can definitely see why they went with her.
Wow. What are the odds that the BEST person for the job is always a black person replacing a ginger?! Even in animated works, they change the skin color to a black person. Must be because it’s the best shade for the job…
Wait...wait a second! The Bat-Cave is inside the Wayne Tower? Which floor? The one beneath the penthouse?
O
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I miss the batwoman days. Then I see this and gladly say "what'd ya bring me"
EFAP FTW!
XD
I totally forgot about this show because that trailer showed everything.
Also Bruce is hella stupid to not even tell his son that he’s Batman but is able to get some random girl that goes to Turner’s school to be Robin. When he is literally has Damian in the comics and Turner has more build in protection and money than the girl who probably doesn’t have anything to her name. It just doesn’t make sense for him to not at least know he’s Batman.
Ngl I never knew I so desperately needed JLongbone commentary narrated by the late great Norm MacDonald
It is like Batwoman. They even have the Goodwill, Kooky, Quirky Harley Quinn archetype.
"He had an entire city to save, and yet he insisted on saving one more... me."
Are you a city?
Been hearing how bad this was and then the fact they apparently copy pasted the Batwoman "credit for a man's work" line into the show is even more hilarious.
You’re kidding! They did that? I feel like they have to know the show’s are shit and are taking the piss
Duella: shattering the glass ceilings of Gotham’s patriarchal criminal underground one kneecap at a time
When she pronounced her name, I figured Robin's real name was changed to Keira Kelley for some reason. But no, she's still credited as Carrie Kelley... how did no one tell her how to pronounce it
Im sure she is only Carrie Kelley in the credits and Keira Kelley in every script.
16:38 I actually find that funny for it's deeper meaning. Which is...the CW taking the Batman and killing him for being a toxic white male. Cause GAWD FORBID we give the original character any praise.😂 It's not like this single character has the DCU on life support at this point.
it's weird how both this and the video game with the same name decided to do the Court of Owls storyline because it's one of the most beloved modern (2010) batman storylines but made the same mistake by getting rid of Bruce in the beginning. Not realizing that almost every plot point that people found interesting and good about the Court of Owls requires Bruce to be in the room. It's a weird new trend in Cape writing of getting the most fan liked storyline but not doing the research on why that story line was so liked in the first place.
You and the EFAP fellows reading/acting out Gotham High is imo one of the funniest things on the internet.
I have watched it at least 5 times.
You are hilarrrrriiiiiooooouuuuussss!
"My uncle's gay"
Why tf did Turner go with them? Fine, the cops are corrupt, but going with _other_ criminals isn't any better. You're a billionare now, go get shady lawyer and get yourself properly cleared
This is the second time J has said "this is the second time I have recorded this reaction." Almost word for word from the 365 days review 🤣
I hope CW never changes. These reviews are entertaining as fuck.
1:25😊
To think this is the swansong of the CW, the last show that will be made that makes it’s audience cringe to levels never thought possible by humanity at large.
All I can say is they definitely didn’t disappoint on that front, that’s for damn sure.
Flash isn't even done yet lmao.
Did they turn the Cw Powerpuff pilot into a tax write off
@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 The Flash has been dead for several seasons now, you are just watching it slowly twitch before it empties its bowels.
They are clearly trying to do a Dark Knight Returns show in modern day and a bunch of unnecessary CW shit and a Court of Owls storyline on top of it. It's weird that WB allowed both a show and game about Batman dying and the Court of Owls being involved.
I'll forever be pissed that they said fuck Tiffany fox cause the girl is great casting for her but they said no she's the red head
Redhead racism has to end
No red heads allowed!
Not to mention that in the Telltale Batman game, Tiffany teams up with Bruce, like it's so simple!
@@xtremegamer7198 for real it's like she even got the gadgets bro how can you not put her in here
@@kendriccoley7053 Yeah! And you know she’s capable of it because you expect a Fox to be technologically intelligent, like father like daughter/like brother like sister.
My husband just called you "A treasure" J. We love you so much!
13:21 Oh fuck, I laughed so hard I almost threw up my mcdonalds! _Tiktok Beebop and Rocksteady!! _*_HAAA_*
14:17 - Close enough! She is an agent of the Court of Owls.
I know the Audio issues must have been frustrating, but it’s accidentally makes this even funnier.
Crazy how when I first subbed, this channel had about 50k subs and the Batwoman reaction the first video
Wait wait wait... 20:42 how did the batterang hit his hand, from the side the gun was gripped, replacing the gun he was gripping, causing him to drop the gun, and ultimately get lodged in his hand?? 😂😂😂
Physics!
Duella and crew is just Alice in triplicate. "Joker's my dad" is goig to get a lot of mileage
Please keep reviewing this! 😭😂
It gives me nostalgia for the Batwoman days. 🦇
Why would Harvey instantly assume that Bruce was Batman just because some psycho put the Batman mask on his corpse and wrote some stuff on the window? Gotham is full of sickos, and there is no guarantee as this mask is real -- and aside from this mask, they have no other indications of Bruce being Batman. Also, if any of Gotham's villains got their hands on Batman, they would have made a great show of exposing him as Bruce Wayne -- because that's what Gotham villains do, most of them want to mindfuck an entire city if the occasion is right. Or they would have hanged Bruce's corpse somewhere anyone could see him, so everybody would know that "The Bat is dead", not just the police. But no, cops see dead Bruce in the mask and are like "Son, we think your dad was Batman : |"
Should be playing Gotham Knights while watching Gotham Knights
In a later episode, there is a character who is called incredibly smart, but it turns out the "smart" action to take when robbing a building is to wait for armed security to turn up, beat them up, and only then leave so that they are unable to catch the robber.
Oh God! Joker's daughter is Alice 2.0 isn't she?
Joker’s Daughter was always a Bad Character! Look at the Comics Linkara reviews that focus on this character, and nothing has ever really been done well with this dumb character!
She's a little interesting in the Beyond the White Knight series, but I do not believe it's the same character as here.
3:25 Better question...where the f**k is Alfred? 'Cause I can't imagine Alfred would have been cool with this. 🤨
If you do more videos of this show, we might need more of that Norm Macdonald voice over lol
I love that Norm’s voice is becoming the go-to AI text to voice option for RUclipsrs. Best use of AI.
J where's my mone- I mean The Falcon and the Winter Soldier review?!
That aside, hoo boy. Az and Disparu have been hating themselves watching this, can't wait to see you review this wreck.
Like Batwoman, but with even more idiots running around failing to fight crime.
Failing to fight it, while committing it.
Trying to be detectives but every answer just falls in their lap.
NOOO! They are making Misha Collins horrible! Leave Castiel alone! It seems Jensen Ackles got the best opportunity since he's on the Boys.
So Walker isn't good? I haven't seen it yet
J, please, we're begging you, this is way too good 😂
I suppose this is the child that Joker was pregnant with 🤡
The Jlongbone is the sassy woman on EFAP, instant sub
The thumbnail you made looks better than the whole show combined, love the edit work.
Oh the mutant gang…from The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller. Man they just threw in all the references but couldn’t actually use it to make a better show.
Is the Bat Cave in Wayne Tower because it costed less money to rent an office building than an actual manor?
I’m curious what they’re gonna do with Joker’s daughters backstory. Are they gonna go Injustice and have her be the kid Harley gave up? Killing Joke where Joker had a pregnant wife? The other bitch who was just wearing Joker’s face? Or the tumblr route where she’s lying her ass off.
Also there’s gonna be a love square between Tanner, The blond, Robin and Joker’s Bastard, isn’t there?
Edit: Ok so she claims she was around before Harley was in the picture but this is the work of CW writers so the idea is still plausible
What about the part where they're purposefully leaving out her last name? My money's on her actually being Harvey's kid that he had while he was Two-Facing with some girl
She's the baby the joker gave birth to
@@curleyqreviews9793 Fuck you for reminding me of that
@@SpiderNightcrawler That would destroy 90% of her personality so why not
So the ''Joker's daughter'' grew up in Arkham Asylum. How stupid do the writers think we are? We know that Gotham is a cruel, crime-ridden, corrupt hellhole but there are limits! Why would anyone do this instead of just dumping her in some rundown orphanage where she could be bullied and abused because her alleged father is the reason why, like, half of these kids are orphaned, to begin with? Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen?
The title itself brings back the batwoman nostalgia ugh 🥹
Hay J….you look well 😅😂
First of all-
I noticed something I don’t think most did: they got an older Batman, dying in the street like a bitch, Carrie Kelley’s Robin, Carrie at Bruce’s grave after he’s exposed, Harvey Dent playing a big role, Batman KILLING Joker, and the MUTANT GANG running rampant-
I think they’re tryna do their own shitty version of
The Dark Knight Returns 💀
I appreciate you pointing out that Kills song-that had me fuming cuz I love it too 😤
But I gotta say, the batcave being under Wayne Tower isn’t a big stretch-UNLESS the way in is dumb as fuck 😂 so it doesn’t even MATTER where it is at that point
I think the writers of these shows don't even know who their target demographic *is* anymore
Personally, I feel it's very inclusive of them to target the brain-dead.
Ah, the good ol'days...
"How much do you wanna bet Cressida would be Talia Al Ghul?" Honestly, with how close that could be to have someone end up being Cassandra, I wouldn't be surprised if this was Lady Shiva and that's how she came up with Cassandra Cain as I'm pretty sure that's her daughter in the comics and not a random 8 year old thief like in the BOP movie.
Did she punch him then accept his apology? My brain broke.
Now I'm tempted to rewatch your Batwoman reactions 😂
I'm not saying it was intentional but it feels like she was just wanting some excuse to use the Norm Macdonald simulated voice and this gave her the opportunity.
What's your point?
Nobody needs an excuse to simulate the late, great Norm Macdonald.
I'm still wondering how does Batman get killed in these situations?
The greatest and most paranoid detective dies in these idiotic ways
Also, what's with this suit he wears? I get it's unique but he has a Bat cave. I'm pretty sure he would use a bulletproof, gliding, gadget filled Batsuit
I only know Misha Collins from Supernatural and he was good in that show for maybe the first two seasons he was in. His wooden acting seems to be perfect for this show.
Wow. This is a rare take. I used to watch that show, but it got so repetitive.
But, one thing I'll never forget is the fangirls absolutely gushing in their panties over Misha Collins, cementing my belief that no matter how talentless a man is, if he's even slightly attractive, women will go stupid for him.
Anyway. He's overrated.
It worked in Supernatural because he was meant to be socially awkward seeing as he was an angel. It works here too because the show is just awful.
@@James_Bee he is ugly and can't act. His fan girls just like the character he played or tried to play
The irony of a show like this is that a group of adult tv creators, as opposed to the claque of stunted ideologues running the industry now, could actually make a pretty decent Gotham show simply by critiquing modern urban decay.
Jesus christ......we have terrible writing but "ya gotta respect the pronouns of the characters above everything else. And the women are the wittiest characters ya know.....just because women."
Joker's Daughter isn't actually the Joker's daughter in the comics, she was a member of the Teen Titans (I think), she's Duella Dent and part of her gimmick was claiming to be the daughter of multiple different supervillains. Don't know if this show is keeping to that, but considering Harvey Dent is a main dude in this show, I assume they'll keep that aspect.
And dear god that Talon looks like trash, like literally looks like his costume is made of trash bags. It's a far cry from the Owl-inspired aesthetic of the comics.
Jlongbone on gotham knights omg the streets are grateful 🤣🤣
It's shows like this and Velma that make me glad that Zazlev cancelled the Batgirl movie. But at the same time, this got made and released, so WB is really in dire straits.
12:55 😂😂😂😂 💀
I guess that psyop christian school trans shooter has two dead names 🤡
It is ever-so-telling that when I go on wikipedia, only ONE of the main characters even has a wiki entry. The rest are nobodies with almost no history.
😂😂😂 This review is so hilarious! “This cheap Toys R’ Us…!” 😅
Batman protected Gotham from a corrupt police force, organized crime, and psychotic villians
Gotham Knights will protect the city from the greatest evil of the 2020's: dead naming
forget bury your gays
now it's thanos snap your gingers
Thank you for making the sacrifice!
Norm's voice. Beautiful.
Lord Lauren.. Just accept that what you're watching is trash
Lol 😂. Still love that line from your batwoman review
I have watched other reactions to Gotham Knights, but man oh man I'm glad you did one too.
I cannot believe they got Misha Collins...
You know there needs to be a new stipulation in contracts and it goes like this. The big name characters that are being used that have been around for a long time should be preserved for big time films or higher TV networks like HBO Max. That should be a new stipulation for big name characters and the universe or world they are in and also needs to be taken care by those who respects along with honoring it and has extensive knowledge of the IP in question.
I mean, that's what this is. That's why it's never about Batman himself, it's why it has an OC son and a bunch of c-listers most people haven't heard of. That being said however, I totally disagree. Let them use whatever they want, it's going to be bad regardless, but it might have been more interesting.
@@joinsideke Yes and they will never get work again when reality and common sense comes their way.
@@JustTooDamnHonest Lol if only, but that's not how this business works. These are the same people who did Batwoman after all.
@@joinsideke You do know that in the past it was even worse and there were people who fought against it and changed it.
People like Stan Lee and so many others and yet people act like things can not be changed and considering all of the times when these companies have abused their power it is laughable how people do not think that we can't change it for the better.
Change is never easy and those morons from the CW do not exist to anyone. Hell even Disney itself doesn't even acknowledge them and the CW is even more woke than Disney has been.
Just remember this that in the end. These companies need us a lot more than we need them and they are feeling the pressure from both the audience that they have disrespected and treated like trash and not to mention that venture capital is not looking good especially after what happened to the Silicon Valley Bank and companies are cutting people out due to not being able to pay them. Everything is not fine at those companies and they are trying to convince us when they know that they are desperate and their egos will not allow them to make the very easy choice.
Wait, isn't Carrie Kelley a ginger? Man studios really don't like red heads. Seems the only ones we get is 2 that becomes villains (Jean Grey and Wanda) and Black Widow. Then you even have a fake redhead (Batwoman) becoming black in the show.
Or maybe the actress had the most talent behind her out of all the ones who auditioned
@@marcelinovazquez5128 you do know they can do a casting call for a certain look right? But it seems they do casting calls that turn redheads black (I’m black). Just looked at a list of redhead characters. And some I forgot were redheads. Miss Martian on Supergirl. Jim Gordon on The Batman. Batgirl in the cancelled movie. Hawkgirl in Legends of Tomorrow. Then looking at the characters I said before, Wanda and Natasha are from predominantly white nations. And Jean is a carry over from earlier X-men movies (also Mystique). Can’t wait to see who’s next.
@@jinxie712 Well do you have a legit article that states she or anyone else was hired because they weren't red heads? I be more than happy to look at it. Because what you're saying sounds less like concrete evidence and just your own speculation
Batman adopts a kid and doesn't train them to be a crime fighter? Heresy.
If you Google Cullen and harper row from the comics, they look and act significantly different
LOL hey the Norm McDonald spot is pretty good!
All the bat brats Bruce has and CW decides to make the lamest OC.
Honestly for the better than none of them were attached to this.
I'm glad. They would have ruined them otherwise.
I am not planning on watching this, but... Just from the girl that claims to be Joker's daughter and Harvey Dent being there, I can only assume that's Duella Dent, Two-Face's daughter that thinks Joker is her dad.
I'm gonna say it, that is the worst Batman cowl I have ever seen. Also they left in a voice crack in a take lmao 12:36
Do more GOTHAM KIGHTS! This review is gold! I need more please!
I don't know if she'll do more reviews but if you're interested in someone reviewing Gotham Knights I highly recommend watching Aplus Hero Report's reviews you might like them
OMG Norm!!! Epic