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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @Mooni月
    @Mooni月 4 года назад +3269

    *Tim:* I swing both ways. Violently. With an axe.

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 года назад +176

      That is absolutely delightful, thank you!! Gave me a good laugh!!

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад +15

      I love this.

    • @RapidEyeMovement_28
      @RapidEyeMovement_28 Год назад +25

      I read this in Tim's voice

    • @klbzplb
      @klbzplb Год назад +15

      Truly a role model

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn Год назад +28

      Tim is definitely bring proud to bisexual community. What an icon.

  • @ainsley6198
    @ainsley6198 4 года назад +2259

    Martin’s “I’ve been reading the s t a t e m e n t s” has the same energy as Jon’s “I cOULD be on drugs!!”

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 3 года назад +74

      PLEASE SO TRU3 BESTIE

    • @SolarSeaSlug
      @SolarSeaSlug 3 года назад +36

      WAIT WHEN DID HE SAY THE SECOND ONE I NEED TO KNOW

    • @paulinet68
      @paulinet68 3 года назад +100

      @@SolarSeaSlug MAG 83 - Drawing a Blank. In pre-statement he says to Georgie he's not on drugs, and in response to her quite obvious quizzical stare says "What? I cOULD BE on drugs!"

  • @loading7496
    @loading7496 4 года назад +2258

    Elias: this mission is very dangerous and you could die
    Jon, immediately, with no hesitation: Martin's not coming

    • @loading7496
      @loading7496 4 года назад +354

      Elias the wingman agreeing with him

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Год назад +100

      ​@@loading7496Mahtin: "wHAT!?"

    • @cringeworthy4755
      @cringeworthy4755 Год назад +62

      Same energy as when Kaz said : "There will be a net" in Crooked Kingdom 😂

    • @ThatOneArchivist
      @ThatOneArchivist Год назад +67

      IM CRUING JUST GOT TO THAT PART HE LITERALLY SAID NO HESITATION “you shouldn’t come” *refuses to elaborate in the hopes he does not have to explain he might have a shred (or more than…..) of worry and care for Martin*

    • @Jaendi97
      @Jaendi97 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@cringeworthy4755 I absolutely adore the reference here

  • @ryantoth676
    @ryantoth676 3 года назад +1622

    The Slaughter deadass wheeled in a cannon and disrupted the ritual by shooting it. Respect.

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe 3 года назад +129

      i mean, not too different from what they're planning

    • @BoxofMadness
      @BoxofMadness Год назад

      nah the slaughter wants everyone to kill each other and feel it (human element) if they are all uncanny it just wouldn't be quite right.

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 Год назад +60

      *A marvel of technology! An engine of destruction!*

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 Год назад +21

      yippee!! destruction!!

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead Год назад +54

      There’s a certain elegance to it. Nothing cuts through deception like extreme violence.

  • @alljammedup6781
    @alljammedup6781 5 лет назад +1844

    I love everyone's exasperated sighs upon hearing that they'd need to listen to a tape.

    • @000Krim
      @000Krim 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @Nizati
      @Nizati 3 года назад +42

      And just listening to Elias at all lol

    • @ruchnoydi
      @ruchnoydi 3 года назад

      @@000Krim р

    • @ruchnoydi
      @ruchnoydi 3 года назад

      @@000Krim р

    • @sabresister
      @sabresister Год назад +7

      The same sigh I make whenever someone IMs me at work. How dare they make me do my job 😂

  • @jonsaw.490
    @jonsaw.490 4 года назад +1571

    Oh he totally is cultivating Martin as a backup Archivist. Sneaky bastard man.

    • @pathe8519
      @pathe8519 4 года назад +7

      Stinky garbage boy

    • @BeautifulEarthJa
      @BeautifulEarthJa 2 года назад +103

      'So you have a backup if Jon doesn't make it'

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 года назад +1156

    "I can help, I've been _reading the statements_ " OMG Martin I'm dying

  • @screaminggecko7660
    @screaminggecko7660 3 года назад +491

    Jon is just like "Martin can't go because reasons and its not cause he's precious or anything, he just has to stay cause, uh, he can read"

  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic 4 года назад +1599

    y'know Elias talking about how they have to claim their expenses but how they can't do that if they die is probably the most Elias thing he's ever said

    • @b-blythe6763
      @b-blythe6763 4 года назад +136

      Elias still trying awkwardly to be a normal boss

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 2 года назад +12

      It's so perfect

    • @l.raphaelnery7299
      @l.raphaelnery7299 Год назад +11

      That line was genius

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 года назад +2093

    Elias : I love all my subordinates. The archivist, Martin, Tom, uhhh.. Queen (?), *looks at smudged writing* and of course Barbie and Dairy

    • @lorenam2430
      @lorenam2430 4 года назад +142

      I see no lies here

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 4 года назад +151

      This is the truth with 0 lies. In fact it's such pure truth it dealt a major blow to the spiral

    • @justeundonut-moi.7979
      @justeundonut-moi.7979 3 года назад +136

      Gotta love how he only remembers Martin's name 😂

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 года назад +125

      @@justeundonut-moi.7979 Even my sister who's never even listened to this series knows Martin because of how even with all the chaos going on Martin is the one who is doing normal stuff

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 года назад +102

      @@justeundonut-moi.7979 I believe its spelled MAHTIN

  • @bramstoker1290
    @bramstoker1290 4 года назад +1956

    “rogue elements” is a fantastic new euphemism for bisexuals.

  • @cae2212
    @cae2212 3 года назад +932

    Being known as "rough elemt that swings both ways, violently with an axe" sure is an bisexual goal, you go Joe spooky

    • @DJsonnet141
      @DJsonnet141 2 года назад +19

      I need that on a tshirt

    • @DJsonnet141
      @DJsonnet141 2 года назад +29

      Joe Spooky
      Rouge element that swings both ways. Violently. With an ax. Lol 😂

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 2 года назад +16

      Tim is our bisexual boy

    • @50shadesofbs81
      @50shadesofbs81 Год назад +2

      Joe Spooky is the new Glen Coco

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 4 года назад +961

    The 15th fear: the Bureaucracy (Elias)

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 года назад +51

      I feel like bureaucracy is definitely the domain of The Web.

    • @seardrax527
      @seardrax527 2 года назад +79

      @@fruitygarlic3601 It's like the opposite of the web. It's the fear that whoever is pullingthe strings is incompetent and sometimes you have to grab on the web yourself lest you and the rest of the flies and the spider herself fall to your deaths.

    • @l.raphaelnery7299
      @l.raphaelnery7299 Год назад +13

      ​@@seardrax527 this thread is hilarious....thank you...I needed this

    • @Archiv1st
      @Archiv1st Год назад +14

      The 16th fear: an HOA

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn Год назад +4

      ​@@Archiv1st oh, for sure! I don't even live in the USA and I'm afraid of that. 😅

  • @NovaStella_
    @NovaStella_ Год назад +152

    I love the "I'm sure if you die, you won't be able to claim the expenses." It's such an Office Boss sentence

  • @delcattylover53
    @delcattylover53 4 года назад +402

    Jon: I think Martin should stay here
    Elias: Oh really 👀👀

  • @SilverfangSteelwolf
    @SilverfangSteelwolf 4 года назад +749

    The bit about saving receipts to claim expenses is so delightfully disjointed considering the discussion is about stopping the end of the world.

    • @anemoi6803
      @anemoi6803 4 года назад +115

      Haven't you realised? The Magnus Archives is secretly a workplace comedy.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 года назад +45

      It also doesn't count as overtime.

  • @beetlbrite
    @beetlbrite 4 года назад +834

    Me: listening to this in the background
    The episode: *gets abstract*
    Me: suddenly this has all my attention

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 года назад +1571

    Okay I came back to this because, we know that movies can be made or inspired by entities. So hearing this episode again I'm dead ass sure that "Cats" 2k19 was a Stranger feature. In this essay I will-

    • @caseyd4272
      @caseyd4272 4 года назад +108

      Fay S.P. Where's the essay?

    • @annebee4577
      @annebee4577 4 года назад +131

      Give us the essay op

    • @waxingmoon2726
      @waxingmoon2726 4 года назад +89

      or the spiral bc- yknow- the whole thinf

    • @i.cs.z
      @i.cs.z 4 года назад +151

      @@waxingmoon2726 It was a collab.

    • @beltaya276
      @beltaya276 4 года назад +6

      STORPPPPPFEHDJKFSDHJJNSDCXN

  • @paigefuentes1055
    @paigefuentes1055 4 года назад +809

    Elias : Technically I can't stop you, but I heavily advise you from bringing any... rogue elements.
    Martin : You cAn just say Tim.
    HAHAHAHHAHAHA MARTIN OMG

  • @afoxfire3524
    @afoxfire3524 4 года назад +739

    I had no idea what was going on for 90% of this episode, but I'm here for it

    • @Peach-mb7uo
      @Peach-mb7uo 4 года назад +86

      god same but with. like. every single one.

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 4 года назад +77

      @@Peach-mb7uo bruh I still can't tell Jon and Elias apart 😭😔. All the women sound the same to my dumb ear. Its so hard lol.

    • @Peach-mb7uo
      @Peach-mb7uo 4 года назад +37

      @@ZeroOhClock its been six months and i still can't tell please help

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 4 года назад +15

      @@Peach-mb7uo oh boi this does not look good for my chances 👌

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 4 года назад +38

      @@ZeroOhClock thankfully I could always tell who Daisy was. Occasionally I still get Basira and Melanie mixed up but its okay. Elias and John tho... 😳
      E: John Doe... Haha I made a funny

  • @katrinabohol3246
    @katrinabohol3246 3 года назад +130

    Elias says anything
    everyone: *collective sigh*

  • @zuzannatasarz3756
    @zuzannatasarz3756 4 года назад +434

    "If you die, you probably won't be able to claim your expenses"

    • @matthewjae
      @matthewjae 4 года назад +17

      zuzanna tasarz what does he mean PrObAbLy? Can ghosts use currency now or something?!

  • @ktmac8
    @ktmac8 4 года назад +855

    "What about Martin? He should stay behind" ❤❤❤❤❤ Oh, Martin. It's because he doesn't want you to get hurt 😭

    • @wakipaki7381
      @wakipaki7381 4 года назад +112

      I think it's actually part of their "plan" to deal with Elias, but we'll see

    • @FreshSqueezedSlugs
      @FreshSqueezedSlugs 4 года назад +49

      @@wakipaki7381 SHHHH. Shshshshsh. Just let me have this.

    • @dg674
      @dg674 4 года назад +44

      Jon And Martin gay af for this

    • @muffin1119
      @muffin1119 2 года назад

      @@wakipaki7381uujq

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 2 года назад +11

      It's either got to do with their secret plan or because Jon and Elias want Martin as a possible backup archivist. I don't think his motive was primarily that Martin doesn't get hurt. Would be terribly out of character as well. Might still be a secondary or tertiary motif.

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka 3 года назад +183

    My favourite part of this episode is the fucking cannons and just the Slaughter being like, well, time to party crash.

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 6 месяцев назад +7

      I love it when the fears interact with eachother!

  • @agnieszkasalach4395
    @agnieszkasalach4395 4 года назад +507

    Wolfgang was just attempting an early version of vocaloid. If he saw Hatsune Miku, he would be proud
    Edit: I've been thinking about it and came to the conclusion that vocaloids are a manifestation of the Stranger - I mean, things that look (or sound) almost right, but still somewhat off, to the point of being unsettling

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 4 года назад +289

    Oh Martin. So ready to run off and save the world, until they distract him with someone who needs helping.

  • @camiart_casual
    @camiart_casual 4 года назад +497

    Okay there's something fascinating going on here with Jon and Martin that I don't see a lot of people talking about so I wanna put it down. MILD SPOILERS in the sense that this is all stuff we know by now, but it might not me 100% clear until the next couple of epsiodes. NO PLOT SPOILERS tho!
    We all know now that Martin has a crush on Jon, that's super clear. Jon's also straight up said to Tim that he's listened to ALL of the statements so we know he heard Basira and Melanie talking about it. We also know that "It was Martin's idea" ... whatever they're going to do with Elias. Dasiy said so.
    So... even though it's really cute, Jon being protective of Martin and telling him to stay behind... it was Martin's idea. He's pretending to be shocked and affronted. Jon's pretending like he just thought of it to protect him. This was a calculated move against Elias even if we don't quite know what they're planning yet.
    BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE MOST INTERESTING PART. I'm pretty sure Martin knows everyone knows about his crush at this point. He's not dumb. He knows people, he's insightful. And Jon? Jon heard it discussed in a statement. In the office. Where Elias seems to know everything that's happening. So... they both know, but more importantly, they both know that ELIAS knows. So this move? Jon wanting to protect Martin? Martin hating the idea and railing against it but ultimately doing what Jon asks of him?
    They're actively weaponsing their feelings for each other against Elias and I think that's very sexy of them.

    • @b-blythe6763
      @b-blythe6763 4 года назад +134

      Yes!! It seems like they're very aware Elias will be suspicious but chalk it up to a budding office romance and that's such a good play against a guy who is borderline omniscient.

    • @mehh2264
      @mehh2264 2 года назад +44

      this take >>>>>

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 2 года назад +12

      "They're actively weaponising their feelings for each other against Elias and I think that's very sexy of them." ?
      What the heck is wrong with you?
      Keen observation on the rest, I have to say. Kudos.
      But that last bit?

    • @ramennoodles666
      @ramennoodles666 2 года назад +13

      Yesssss! If this was on Reddit I’d give you like 5 awards

    • @Kirgaby
      @Kirgaby Год назад +22

      This is what I love about being so late, someone already put my thoughts together better than I could have. I hadn't even thought about Jon listening to the gossiping between Basira and Daisy, everything else he could be painfully dense at, but that bit is undeniable proof of Martin's crush

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 года назад +258

    I have an ungood feeling that with Tim was foreshadowing :(

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 4 года назад +198

    elias' reaction to jon saying martin should stay behind is so funny to me, im not sure if hes suspicious of anything or wants martin as a backup archivist (if it works that way idk) or if hes just so into office gossip but its hilarious to me lmao

  • @TheJuliana0901
    @TheJuliana0901 4 года назад +365

    so many delightful moments in this one. local man has a breakdown because a robot danced. oh hey, it's nice that at least some of them try to stop each other. also "rogue elements.." "you can just say Tim". also Jon, you... display your affection in some intricate ways, don't you. also... tim I really want you to be okay bdkdhdisn

  • @TH-is8cf
    @TH-is8cf 5 лет назад +413

    I love it when the statements get abstract and dreamy

    • @coveredinoilpaint24-77
      @coveredinoilpaint24-77 Год назад +7

      I get so lost sometimes trying to figure out the setting in the statement
      Lmao sorry for replying after three years 💀💀💀

  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 2 года назад +97

    I love that Gertrude's secret plan to stop the Unknowing basically amounts to "blow it up". I'll be honest, I really wasn't expecting such an unsubtle approach.

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 6 месяцев назад +5

      I mean the gist is that this episode is that Idonotknowyou works in subtlety and doesn't have a way to combat an unsubtle attack.

  • @thestranger4894
    @thestranger4894 Год назад +39

    The fact that the way to stop the unknowing is just violence is hilarious. There’s no symbolism in it, rip and tear until it is done.

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster 4 года назад +122

    When the characters interact like they're a team, I get so much seretonin :) Character relationships are my favorite part of any story

  • @proinsiascassidy2888
    @proinsiascassidy2888 4 года назад +238

    I've honestly missed listening to Gertrude's statements, it was a nice surprise to hear her voice again. Though I'm hoping to all gods that may exist that it won't come down to Tim biting the dust.

    • @Theo-pj7ig
      @Theo-pj7ig 2 года назад +1

      I hate to break it to you but-

    • @sadsapph3794
      @sadsapph3794 Год назад +6

      @@Theo-pj7ig when will people stop leaving spoilery comments

  • @teddyan863
    @teddyan863 4 года назад +168

    this VIOLENTLY brought back memories of a month-long researching binge on the Mechanical Turk. ten year old me thought it was the coolest thing i had ever come across, fourteen year old me is bloody terrified

  • @bunnysenpai7471
    @bunnysenpai7471 Год назад +19

    The slaughter facing the stranger has the vibes of a complete chaos in the face of the unknown.
    And Tim swinging randomly at stranger's at the unknowing also has the vibes of complete chaos at the face of the unknown.
    So I love it.

  • @Drak_buddy
    @Drak_buddy Год назад +25

    Elias: it’s very VERY dangerous and only Jon has the mind to stay sane
    Jon: martins not coming
    Martin: wha-
    Elias: *instant understanding* jobs right

  • @pyromanicfeline825
    @pyromanicfeline825 5 лет назад +165

    janssens account does sound like he was having a stroke
    so i guess the unknowing puts everyone in a constant state of having a stroke

    • @ernestoernestez6537
      @ernestoernestez6537 4 года назад +23

      The unknowing is more like makes you lose your capacity of recognizing stuff and telling it apart from other stuffs

    • @pyromanicfeline825
      @pyromanicfeline825 4 года назад +24

      @@ernestoernestez6537 yeah, from what i hear, that's what having a stroke is like. your brain loses the ability to recognize any objects as what they are

    • @megalunalexi5601
      @megalunalexi5601 4 года назад +6

      that or dissociating

    • @ernestoernestez6537
      @ernestoernestez6537 4 года назад +4

      Pokie oh, sorry. I had no idea. Thanks for explaining!

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 Год назад +25

    Elias is growing on me and "if you die I'm afraid you probably won't be able to claim your expenses" helped a lot with that

  • @nklightwood3443
    @nklightwood3443 4 года назад +205

    as a Hungarian hearing a statement set in my city made me almost cry I'm!!! I can't believe people know we exist BUT I gotta say. Budapest as a concept didn't exist until 1873 when the cities of Pest, Buda and Óbuda ("old Buda") were merged together into one so really there's no way he could've said Budapest back in uh, 1787?? awesome episode nonetheless djdndj especially coz I've been to the Várszínház more than once but I'll keep an extra eye out the next time I go 👀

    • @riekab8119
      @riekab8119 4 года назад +15

      Már pár epizóddal korábban a magyar konyha említése is boldoggá tett😂

    • @nklightwood3443
      @nklightwood3443 4 года назад +10

      @@riekab8119 jah visítottam xdd

    • @hillsophie334
      @hillsophie334 3 года назад +7

      Ugyee :)

    • @meghalok
      @meghalok 3 года назад +13

      haha :DD magyar tma szekta gyűlés

    • @claudiagroszbauer3166
      @claudiagroszbauer3166 4 месяца назад

      Én is! 😁😁😁

  • @Alsarnia
    @Alsarnia Год назад +20

    I love how exhausted everyone is to be dealing with Elias. They all sound like they've been blackmailed into the room and would rather be reinacting The Orient Express but are putting up with him. And then there's Elias himself going "Well, I have a few pointers for your plan to prevent the end of the world, but you're doing great kids 😊"

  • @starsixseven9259
    @starsixseven9259 4 года назад +336

    okay, fine - Jon & Martin are probably gonna be a thing.

    • @ernestoernestez6537
      @ernestoernestez6537 4 года назад +39

      Quite right

    • @smokewthedevil
      @smokewthedevil 4 года назад +95

      wym fine lmfao was it not clear a few episodes ago when they said "he's got it baaaddd"

    • @yeetusdeletus84
      @yeetusdeletus84 4 года назад +11

      I thought Jon was Ace tho?

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 4 года назад +57

      @@yeetusdeletus84 He's asexual biromantic

    • @Peach-mb7uo
      @Peach-mb7uo 4 года назад +98

      @@yeetusdeletus84 asexual means no sexual attraction, but he can still want a romantic relationship. if he didnt want a romantic relationship, hed be asexual and aromantic (hense the terms ace and aro)

  • @deadass8196
    @deadass8196 4 года назад +77

    Wish Jon and Helen would Just Be Friends

  • @autonomoustomato7016
    @autonomoustomato7016 2 года назад +29

    Elias: "Thank you all for coming."
    Everyone: *enthusiasm noises*

  • @Ash-V
    @Ash-V Год назад +12

    The plan to disrupt the ritual is, as Daisy said, appropriately straightforward. What I can't tell is what they're slipping past Elias, or exactly what Jon has in mind for Tim.

  • @jaredlucev2705
    @jaredlucev2705 2 года назад +24

    Jon: are you going to keep it together?
    Tim: Nope, I'm going to make sure it all *goes to pieces* ::double finger guns::

  • @lesliepauline
    @lesliepauline Год назад +44

    As a lady of a certain age, I really do have a crush on Gertrude. I think my wife will understand!

    • @asakomiyamotosutherland4187
      @asakomiyamotosutherland4187 6 месяцев назад

      ur so real for that. Introduce TMA to ur wife and maybe u can both crush on Gertrude together. We do love a mysterious, stone cold and dead old lady archivist shes so sexy

    • @heike3182
      @heike3182 15 дней назад

      Good for you, miss!

  • @mediabuzzkill
    @mediabuzzkill 4 года назад +184

    this is no hate to gertrude or her voice actress but why is it that i always zone out more when she's the one reading the statement than the others? it's weird like i've gone back so many times to relisten to parts of this but i still have no idea what was said... gertrude and adhd brain don't mix i guess. or it could just be the style of writing in this specific statement who knows

    • @paulablue7734
      @paulablue7734 4 года назад +90

      I love her voice but i feel exactly the same, i get distracted way more than with the others, i also notice that marti's voice is the easiest for me to listen because i hardly get distracted

    • @tillmancat
      @tillmancat 4 года назад +59

      I have the same problem. Her voice is very soothing to me and I accidentally drift off

    • @hazyrory3121
      @hazyrory3121 4 года назад +33

      Paula Blue same!! i swear marten always has my full attention no matter what he's saying lmao, sometimes i wish he could teach my psych classes, then i might atleast pass one subject this year ajshdhgs

    • @matthewjae
      @matthewjae 4 года назад +30

      I have the EXACT SAME ISSUE. Gertrude + my potentially ADD/ADHD brain = brain tangent about spice racks and cremation

    • @quill1596
      @quill1596 4 года назад +17

      I love her voice but she sounds like she hosts bingo tournaments.

  • @maddyc2025
    @maddyc2025 4 года назад +91

    I swear if something awful happens to Tim I won't be able to handle it

    • @aly2833
      @aly2833 3 года назад +5

      Welp

    • @maddyc2025
      @maddyc2025 3 года назад +4

      @@aly2833 w e l p i n d e e d

    • @Eileen-d1i
      @Eileen-d1i 3 месяца назад

      𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙿??!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!!!??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @coraa232
    @coraa232 4 года назад +73

    THEY REALLY MADE MARTIN STAY HOME???

  • @sandymcneish7820
    @sandymcneish7820 5 лет назад +441

    Timothy Stoker
    Died 2017
    Went down swinging

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 11 месяцев назад +8

      What the hell.

    • @pleasantlymixed5860
      @pleasantlymixed5860 11 месяцев назад

      Sorry you had to be spoiled from some comment ​@@nightowl8477

    • @Kaeyas_no1_Fan
      @Kaeyas_no1_Fan 3 месяца назад +2

      Bro you should really refrain from spoiling things to people who aren’t re-listening

    • @benjaminjenkins2384
      @benjaminjenkins2384 2 месяца назад

      Not cool

  • @meghalok
    @meghalok 3 года назад +20

    im from hungary, and i remember learning about kempelen von wolfgang in history class. i really like the idea of him being a possible avatar of the slaughter ahahahdjshjd

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835
    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835 4 года назад +79

    Listen if Tim dies I riot end of story he NEEDS to find joy again.... imperative

    • @lenny3735
      @lenny3735 4 года назад +7

      im sorry

    • @namaschu9418
      @namaschu9418 4 года назад +1

      @@lenny3735 WHAT

    • @TomEllisLovesU
      @TomEllisLovesU 4 года назад +1

      @@lenny3735 oh no

    • @achnav3762
      @achnav3762 4 года назад +7

      No worries. He'll go on a long kayaking trip. With Peter Lukas.
      (That's a joke in the fandom, don't ask me question idk)

    • @TonyToed
      @TonyToed Год назад +1

      ​@@achnav3762 and sasha

  • @cupcaketv5673
    @cupcaketv5673 Год назад +17

    I looove stories that are so abstract, like that one episode with the man that wasn't on the stairs

  • @Piper_____
    @Piper_____ 3 года назад +19

    I was laying here with my eyes closed during part of this and have absolutely no idea how awake I was. Usually I’m able to tell if I was half-asleep during something because things stop making sense, but I am genuinely uncertain here. I could have slept through most of the statement, or been awake for all of it, and I’d believe either possibility

  • @KemonoPriestessHazuki
    @KemonoPriestessHazuki 4 года назад +105

    Someone will die in this season.

    • @folykl
      @folykl 4 года назад +48

      Of fun!

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 4 года назад +12

      monochromScript They’re going to have a blast!

    • @beltaya276
      @beltaya276 4 года назад +12

      im guessing tim, so much foreshadowing :(

    • @ash.g1310
      @ash.g1310 4 года назад +2

      @@beltaya276 Same

    • @frybit4087
      @frybit4087 4 года назад +2

      No shit sherlock

  • @lasilla4046
    @lasilla4046 4 года назад +142

    So the slaughter was trying to stop the stranger ?

    • @SS-kv3iw
      @SS-kv3iw 4 года назад +14

      seems like it

    • @SS-kv3iw
      @SS-kv3iw 4 года назад +41

      makes me wonder if any other entities r gonna show up to disrupt the unknowing ritual this time

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 года назад +36

      @@SS-kv3iw Yes, the Eye.

    • @klltsun_2576
      @klltsun_2576 4 года назад +55

      Seems like Entities don't want other Entities to finish their rituals. And now apparently it's the Eye that's moving to stop the unknowing this time

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 4 года назад +51

      @@klltsun_2576 When Jon was kidnapped and Michael appeared, he also said he doesn't want The Stranger to complete the ritual. So The Spiral also wants to stop it.

  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 4 года назад +51

    i said that if timmy dies i'll eat my own foot
    foot starting to look real scrumptious over here

    • @birdbrainiac
      @birdbrainiac 3 года назад +17

      You didnt pick up an old meat grinder recently?

    • @noamratner8058
      @noamratner8058 3 года назад +5

      @@birdbrainiac might've

    • @Arya-el9ps
      @Arya-el9ps 3 года назад +4

      Uhhhh guys I think I found a manifestation of the slaughter

  • @00KiryuZero00
    @00KiryuZero00 2 года назад +30

    ''An aspect of your *becoming*''
    Jon is the ritual for they Eye isn't he? Or rather The Archivist is
    (Just a theory, I'm a first time listener)

  • @marmina1283
    @marmina1283 4 года назад +44

    do i generally dislike gertrude? yes. do i find her voice very comforting? also yes

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 2 года назад +21

    Jon: Martin is staying behind.
    Martin: What?
    Elias: Sounds good to me. :)

  • @fluffsnake
    @fluffsnake 4 года назад +29

    Elias sounded way too giddy to have bought into it. Also... damn, I love his voice.

  • @chloenicolas3396
    @chloenicolas3396 4 года назад +68

    Completely besides the point but,
    my cat hates it when I am listening to the Magnus Archives ( pretty sure it's the backround music)

    • @apollyoniguess
      @apollyoniguess 4 года назад +26

      Or maybe ur cat KNOWS something

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 года назад +21

      They're just jealous of The admiral

    • @badoop7360
      @badoop7360 3 года назад +4

      Mine comes and sits next to me

  • @dhanumanu2
    @dhanumanu2 6 лет назад +63

    One of the underrated youtube channels. Love your work.

  • @dendakrmelova1201
    @dendakrmelova1201 4 года назад +39

    i swear to god if tim dies this season i WILL cry,,,

    • @dendakrmelova1201
      @dendakrmelova1201 4 года назад +9

      spoilers!!
      update: i cried

    • @namaschu9418
      @namaschu9418 4 года назад +2

      @@dendakrmelova1201 fuck the warning was to late for me 🥺

  • @aemidaniels
    @aemidaniels 8 месяцев назад +3

    The overwhelming concern he has for Martin makes sense but Martin is also missing the very clear TRUST he has in him. He is entrusting the safety of the archive itself to Martin. Its very touching ^_^

  • @yeetusdeletus84
    @yeetusdeletus84 4 года назад +41

    Everyone is just so DONE with Elias and his bullshit and I live for it

    • @Eileen-d1i
      @Eileen-d1i 3 месяца назад

      𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚢.

  • @mrs.han_whitethorn
    @mrs.han_whitethorn 4 года назад +41

    JonMartin caring for one another ~

  • @kingofpoliwhirls7464
    @kingofpoliwhirls7464 2 года назад +11

    Seeing as this is The Stranger, confusion is an obvious thing, but with what Gertrude said, did The Slaughter, or one of their avatars at least, stop The Stranger's ritual? The soldier fired the cannon, which stopped the performance, and then Gertrude mentioned it was an Avatar of the Slaughter. I suppose the entities don't entirely want the others to finish their rituals before they do, but I still find it odd.

  • @FaeChild8478
    @FaeChild8478 Год назад +7

    I understand that this is a Stranger/Slaughter episode, but I felt like there were some Spiral elements in it too... although, the I Do Not Know You and the It Isn't What It Is can sometimes look similar. I reckon they work together sometimes given how easily the Stranger's blood orange could bleed into the Spiral's mango yellow

  • @Ash-V
    @Ash-V Год назад +4

    The way Gertrude said "appropriate ordinance" 😂😁

  • @evagrev7351
    @evagrev7351 2 года назад +9

    My theory from this episode and what we know so far:
    I think that the reason why Martin and Melanie will stay behind is because they've planned for them to do something against Elias/the Eye while Elias will be focused on John and the rest trying to stop the Stranger's ritual and, thus, he will be distracted. They've already established that he doesn't in fact see and know everything at the same time they're happening, so they'll use this opportunity to do something against him.
    Other than that nothing much else in this episode, things were pretty straight-forward with the info we were getting, only thing that bugs me is that the name Wolfgang sounded somehow familiar and I couldn't remember if it is because we've heard it before in this series or if it's because it reminds me of Wolfram, a name I know from my studies :3

  • @jaydengoodlad2364
    @jaydengoodlad2364 Год назад +11

    "If you die you won't be able to claim your expenses" fucking hell Elias🤣🤣

  • @minuspi8372
    @minuspi8372 2 года назад +5

    I love how you can hear how uncomfortable Gertrude is as she describes The Unknowing

  • @adambrekka4913
    @adambrekka4913 2 года назад +7

    "It stood up" is such an underrated line 😨

  • @heehoo-yf5zc
    @heehoo-yf5zc 4 года назад +40

    ahaha reeeeally not a fan of the sheer number of death flags tim is throwing up ;)))

  • @starberrycupcake
    @starberrycupcake 4 года назад +22

    Alternate titile: The 1700s Tiki Room Goes Wrong

  • @Anon26535
    @Anon26535 Год назад +2

    "It's only 80% complete, but the legs are just for show, anyway."

  • @tani2575
    @tani2575 2 года назад +6

    Jon absolutely listened to the gossip that Martin has a crush on him, he's way too protective of him

  • @chillinwithfrogs9708
    @chillinwithfrogs9708 Год назад +3

    WAAH another hungary rep !! This is like the 4th time , thx jonny !

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey 4 года назад +8

    Night at the Museum: bomb the doppelgangers.

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 года назад +41

    Is this the first statement we see before 1818? One that isn't written as a letter?

    • @annajagnow2116
      @annajagnow2116 9 месяцев назад +1

      I believe so! the events described by this journal entry happend 31 years before the founding of the magnus institute.

  • @Dee-jp7ek
    @Dee-jp7ek Год назад +8

    I would kill to listen in on Gertrude's gorilla heist.

  • @yeetusdeletus84
    @yeetusdeletus84 4 года назад +45

    Gertrude and Jons va have the same last name? I was checking out the description and I just through it was interesting

    • @Invisible_b0nes
      @Invisible_b0nes 4 года назад +74

      Yea! Geutrudes VA is Jon's mother!! I believe Leighner's va is Jon's dad too

    • @SolarSeaSlug
      @SolarSeaSlug 3 года назад +13

      Late but yeah! she's his mom, also I think his dad played jurgen leitner.

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 2 года назад +4

      Whole family has epic voice skills

    • @Eileen-d1i
      @Eileen-d1i 3 месяца назад

      𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚢.

  • @St0nek
    @St0nek 3 года назад +7

    So that was a little peak to what the unknowing would look like?
    That's what they meant by "changing the fabric of reality"?
    God can you imagine a ritual of another being succeding? A world of The Vast, or The Lonely? Or The Flesh and Hunt?
    Horrible, horrible.

  • @themadowl9224
    @themadowl9224 3 года назад +3

    I think this is one of my favourite episodes so far. I adore the abstract descriptions.

  • @moonlight_scribe
    @moonlight_scribe 5 месяцев назад +1

    Listening to the description of the false mouth makes me absolutely sure the writer has seen that video with the recently created (well within the last decade or so) mouth that is full uncanny valley.

  • @achnav3762
    @achnav3762 4 года назад +37

    Deep down, I know John not wanting Martin in was only play pretend in their plan against Elias but my gay heart is crying anyway.
    And maybe John choose Martin to be the one who stay behind because he want to be sure that Martin is safe. We can have both.

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 2 года назад

      They already confirmed Jon is ace, so it's ace love if anything.

    • @shrimp360
      @shrimp360 2 года назад +5

      @@darcieclements4880 ace people can have romantic attraction still 🤨

  • @manosmag3998
    @manosmag3998 8 месяцев назад +1

    Knowing what we know now about rituals, Elias being this nonchalant about a possible apocalypse makes a lot more sense...

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 2 года назад +4

    The discussion about claiming expenses when we’re talking about a trip meant to LITERALLY SAVE THE WORLD and which might lead to everyone DYING is the most hilarious thing ever. This podcast has me dead with its pieces of normalcy within the complete batshit-craziness of it all.

  • @thecassin8r
    @thecassin8r Год назад +3

    The cruel irony of Gertrude's addendum, knowing what her eventual fate is... it kills me

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey 4 года назад +19

    10:30 when Gertrude reads "from an old friend" does anyone else hear that odd noise in the background directly after? Is it just her breathing or something else? A shift of papers turning? Hard to tell. It sounds like someone in the background says "sike!" Like it's a joke. 😂 Does the eye have a sense of humor?

  • @liaml.e.5964
    @liaml.e.5964 10 месяцев назад +5

    So, couldn't they ask The Slaughter for help again?
    It clearly isn't fond of The Stranger and has disrupted the ritual before, surely there's an avatar out there willing to bring forth a bit of carnage to the party yet again...

    • @CleverFrenchName
      @CleverFrenchName 8 месяцев назад +2

      maybe it's a timing thing, they have no leads on it and the unknowing is happening soon

  • @birbelle
    @birbelle 3 года назад +3

    Weeeeee it’s all coming together!!

  • @io_online
    @io_online 3 года назад +12

    Elias, a known supernatural entity with enhanced knowledge and sight abilities: You're *really* gonna want to *not* on the whole Tim front guys. Seriously, leave him behind.
    The Team, with basically none of the above: n O
    (I have a feeling this is going to go drastically downhill in a Tim related way)

  • @catdn7011
    @catdn7011 2 года назад +3

    "All I can say for sure is that when the Unknowing begins, I certainly don’t want to be inside it." well its gonna be inside you

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist Год назад +9

    Tim. Timmy. Timothy. Please. When you say “I swing both ways” YOU DIDNT HAVE TO MEAN LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

  • @ricejuice8982
    @ricejuice8982 3 года назад +5

    Jon is worried about Martin he's in loooove.

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 2 года назад +3

    I just realized... Daisy's accent is very Gehrman from Bloodbourne, and there's a part of me that wonders if that was an intentional choice on the part of whomever was responsible for casting, or just a weird piece of happenstance...