A water gun fight between the SRT & MFT (while on duty) in an abandoned building in the conventional weapons storage area next to the WSA at Incirlik AB Turkey.
Dudes ordered pizza then held the delivery guy down and ate it in front of him without paying. Or, we couldn't get the seagull to eat its alkaseltzer so another guy shot it with a black powder muzzle loading pistol from the barracks.
We were drinking and my friend who was waiting for the cab said throw me a chair. I threw it through the upstairs window off the second floor onto the lawn. The cab showed up seconds later and he threw it through a downstairs window. The cab took off. The Lieutenant tried to get that chair to fit for proof to NJP my ass but couldn't figure out how I did it so they believed our BS excuse. LCPL stuff. 😅
In the 80s I was stationed at Naval Hospital Oakland. Whenever the Enterprise left on a WestPac it was a good time for all except for the guys on the ships.
@@stevenalvarado-doc7334 I was so naive when I enlisted. Terms like “train”, or “smiley’s” never made sense till I witnessed a ship or battalion leaving.
I was never an MP, not ever wanted to be one. I saw far more drama in the Army than I ever saw in Junior high or high schools. Just dealing with it on a unit level was annoying enough, I couldn't have handled it like these characters do
I was USAF Security Police, we had so much fun. One night at RAF Upper Heyford, I was posted as the Security Responce Team leader, and stole the Lt's M-1009, when he went into the WSA on a post check. Using the ignition key for our M-1008 (you could pull it out while it was running), I took it after waving at the Priority A Entry Controller, and parked it on a hard stand across the taxiway. When the Lt came out of the WSA, he saw that his truck was missing, and flipped out. I was parked at the Priority B Entry Control Point nearby, along with the Mobile Fire team, and the Alarm Response Team for the aircraft area whose ECP we were parked in. The 9 of us had a good laugh before the E-5 Staff Sergeant who was the MFT leader made me (an E-4 Sergeant) go get the Lt, and take him to his truck. Strangely we didn't get into trouble for it either. BTW just before I got to Minot AFB ND in 1995, there was a HUGE spouse swapping bust where wives would put brooms on their front porches when their husbands were out in the Missile Field. The strange thing was the vast majority of the troops out in the Missile Field were SPs.
Sooo true I was MAA at the front gate at NASP in the 90s Used to get upset when the other officers would say a ring never plugged a hole ever LOL. After a while I found it sooo true
I remember my Homeboy wife was a SGT she had a Mercedes and he thought she had bought it found out it was a Lieutenant she was messing around with. He found his Captain out in the world and told him . They got in trouble for Fraternizing but he had been driving the BENZ PROUDLY before hand😂
Before I got to RAF Upper Heyford in 1992, an SP Captain got busted because he was sleeping with an NCO's wife. The Captain kept sending the NCO on TDY, and having some "FUN" while the husband was "Away in the SUN".
I was an MP. Did a short TDY at Ft Campbell after the 101st was sent to Desert Shield. The number of Jodie’s coming on-post was astounding & there was nothing we could do.
About to PCS from my first ship in Yokosuka, got left behind for the last at sea period. Hell yeah! At the club that evening, it was Navy Wife Central in there. Saw my LPO's wife and a few others I recognized. They were looking around a lot for sure. It was obvious. To be fair, their husbands were dogs when we pulled into another country. PI was like second home to us back then, late 1980s, lots of dudes had Honey Kos down there. LOL.
BS...... You could easily take down information and leave anonymous envelopes in the mail or use a random duty phone from a different battalion or company, and leave an anonymous message or voicemail.... That would literally be the easiest and best job for diming out two-timing, p*o*s, dependapotomoses!!!!!!!😂 You are full of it!!!! Trust me....if you cared enough, there are plenty of ingenuous ways to anonymously let officers or active duty personnel know that their respective w*h*o*r*e*s* are cheating!!!!!!!🥺🫡
Combat military police, Fort Bragg 1990 to 1994. Incident at Womack Army Hospital Fort Bragg. Incident occurred around zero 30 hours. Soldiers wife and soldier appeared at the ER. Wife was on a stretcher and was unable to walk. Nurse and doctor met them in the ER ready to take them in quickly. The wife was in lots of pain. Since this wasn’t a normal injury had to take a statement from the soldier on how his wife was injured on base. Turns out the injury occurred during sex. As the couple were using toys for foreplay. There was a 16 ounce cylindrical glass bottle that had been used and was now stuck inside the wife front not back. You can only imagine how hard it was to keep a straight face while taking this Report. Also just to let you know all reports of incidents go on the blotter which is a report for the provost marshal to read in the morning. And Airhole had to be Drilled it in the bottle to allow for removal. The stuff that would come into Walmac army hospital On the weekends was absolutely crazy. And lots and lots of how the hell did you do that?? There was no shortage of jokes stories in the 503rd MP battalion. Actually I think that all MPs have some crazy stories that happened while they were on duty. There’s even one as a domestic disturbance call that I responded to with my female partner specialist Gower anda bloody tampon used as a bio weapon lol. The soldier was special forces and the angry hysterical and violent wife was Korean. Yes the soldier survived and he lived lol however his wife had to be arrested for assaulting an MP as she hit specialist Gower in the face with that bio weapon. Absolutely hilarious. Well not for the wife because my partner Specialist Gower slammed her into the brick wall just outside of the front door. Handcuffing was easy because she was knocked out. Yeah that went into the blotter as well they all do lol hell I’m laughing my ass off just typing this. I haven’t talked about this stuff in 30 years. Love the channel you guys and gals are absolutely awesome. You keep an old veteran laughing and in good spirits lol
Seriously dude, you POGs throw "combat" in a job title and you think you're Rambo. The MOS was 95B. Military Police. No combat it the title. Tell us again how you saved the world, Hero. Exactly how much "combat" did you see? Yeah, none. Gotcha.
Bro I was in the Navy and I can tell you from experience MA's literally had the easiest job they didn't do shiii except hide behind the cage and also give their butt buddies a pass when they were late from Liberty. Everyone hated MA's lol 🤣
@@Vroktar2009 I should have been an MA their entire work day consisted of walking around and sitting in the cage lol occasionally they would have watch in the brigg but it's not like there was tons of sailors in the brigg all the time lol. What really pissed me off though is that they were in charge of the gate you need to get passed before checking into the quarterdeck. If you were late even by a min they wouldn't give you a pass and send you straight to the officer of the watch. But if they're friends we're late or to hammered they would sneak them through or help them out with an extended liberty chit or some BS I've seen it happen way to many times. F*** MA's lmao 😆
We used to have a taco truck on base, but they kept raising the cost of keeping the food truck on base so he left. Eglin AFB has never been the same since...
Always seemed to be a Officer's kids, had one 18 year old go door to door in Mannheim (Turley). I had to pass though, my door was near the end and whew it was ripe!
LOL, the sad thing is that NS Mayport's Security Officer probably is enough of a @#$& bag to leave an MA3 unsupervised to do much of anything besides hit up the NEX to buy a new blousing strap. 🤣
Cheating Military Wife... like that is news. It happens more often than not. When I came home from Desert Storm, my wife was so busy trying to sneak another man's clothes out of our bed she never noticed the bandages.
Was a Navy MP like these guys and was on gate duty one night at pier 14 in norfolk and a guy walked up to the ECP in a trench coat and pt shorts with a real Katana on his back asking about where to find some internet cafe on base (he was also extremely drunk)
This is honestly the best and only way to really make sure that the entire issue is being addressed properly and appropriately etc. Anything less than that, is considered to be a failure of addressing the situation correctly and properly etc. Without ensuring that the entire situation is being addressed in such a manner and is being addressed appropriately like that, then it's impossible to make sure that you're not only correctly solving the problem, but that you're also making sure that you're utilizing your resources appropriately in order to properly go about maintaining control of the situation and to maintain control, and balance and etc. Otherwise, it would be a total essentially result in a man who isn't able to follow through with any of correct procedures, stabilities etc. therefore would be essentially forced.
I don't know if he's been on here yet, but you gotta get Wooh Comedy on some of these. He represents us that were SECFO and his shit is hilarious lol. DIRTBAG AIRMAN!
Went on a road trip with some friends and stopped at a certain naval base in SoCal so the wives could reunite. Found out the sailor was deployed and his wife straight up propositioned me in front of everyone. Shameless and bold, but I turned it down.
My 90s story while at Schofield in Hi. Went to a club called Gussie L'amour's in Honolulu. I was trashed by 0100 and the Philippine national anthem started (Electric Slide). I got out there shaking my ass and the next thing I knew, I woke up in bed with a smoking hot Pinoy girl. Hell yes I scored! Rolled over and there was a picture on the night stand of a guy with Crackerjacks on. I WAS AT HOUSING ON PEARL HARBOR! I learned when the Subs went away the wives would go out to play and Gussie L'amour's was the place to score with no comments😂😂😂
@@sandmandogtaglong3796 yeah, no, I don't care about the beeps covering up "bad words" for monetization on youtube, I'm talking about the excessive volume of those beeps
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MPs, What's the craziest thing you've seen on post?
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A water gun fight between the SRT & MFT (while on duty) in an abandoned building in the conventional weapons storage area next to the WSA at Incirlik AB Turkey.
Dudes ordered pizza then held the delivery guy down and ate it in front of him without paying. Or, we couldn't get the seagull to eat its alkaseltzer so another guy shot it with a black powder muzzle loading pistol from the barracks.
Saw some marines run after a raccoon after they cut off it’s tail
We were drinking and my friend who was waiting for the cab said throw me a chair. I threw it through the upstairs window off the second floor onto the lawn. The cab showed up seconds later and he threw it through a downstairs window. The cab took off. The Lieutenant tried to get that chair to fit for proof to NJP my ass but couldn't figure out how I did it so they believed our BS excuse. LCPL stuff. 😅
Not only is he not going to be banned off base, he holds more sway than many of the rank and file.
Holds as much power as the CO, they basically snapped to attention as soon as he walked in lmaoo
Nah till some pissed off soldier shoots up his food truck😂
Anybody fox Brothers food truck Guy even the general will get an RPG to the fucking window
Eff that, I say do whatever the hot lady says
Remind me if Breaking Bad. That scary fast food owner that looks gentle.
gus fring and his fast food chain los pollos hermanos
Fast food restaurant Roberto's number 26 where we get sick
That’s the point lol they were making fun of that character
This is so on point 😆😆. Every time a ship or battalion left, the enlisted club and base housing was hopping.
In the 80s I was stationed at Naval Hospital Oakland. Whenever the Enterprise left on a WestPac it was a good time for all except for the guys on the ships.
@@stevenalvarado-doc7334 I was so naive when I enlisted. Terms like “train”, or “smiley’s” never made sense till I witnessed a ship or battalion leaving.
@@tonylittle8634 “smiley’s”?
@@stevenalvarado-doc7334 what was your rating?
I was never an MP, not ever wanted to be one. I saw far more drama in the Army than I ever saw in Junior high or high schools. Just dealing with it on a unit level was annoying enough, I couldn't have handled it like these characters do
I was USAF Security Police, we had so much fun. One night at RAF Upper Heyford, I was posted as the Security Responce Team leader, and stole the Lt's M-1009, when he went into the WSA on a post check. Using the ignition key for our M-1008 (you could pull it out while it was running), I took it after waving at the Priority A Entry Controller, and parked it on a hard stand across the taxiway. When the Lt came out of the WSA, he saw that his truck was missing, and flipped out. I was parked at the Priority B Entry Control Point nearby, along with the Mobile Fire team, and the Alarm Response Team for the aircraft area whose ECP we were parked in. The 9 of us had a good laugh before the E-5 Staff Sergeant who was the MFT leader made me (an E-4 Sergeant) go get the Lt, and take him to his truck. Strangely we didn't get into trouble for it either.
BTW just before I got to Minot AFB ND in 1995, there was a HUGE spouse swapping bust where wives would put brooms on their front porches when their husbands were out in the Missile Field. The strange thing was the vast majority of the troops out in the Missile Field were SPs.
oh hell na.
Was an mp, more like a glorified gate guard
All you do is sit around at dispatch all day or drive around the base
I was TAD to camp guard at Okinawa, it was fun, got to direct the drunk parade during curfew.
Sooo true I was MAA at the front gate at NASP in the 90s Used to get upset when the other officers would say a ring never plugged a hole ever LOL. After a while I found it sooo true
I remember my Homeboy wife was a SGT she had a Mercedes and he thought she had bought it found out it was a Lieutenant she was messing around with. He found his Captain out in the world and told him . They got in trouble for Fraternizing but he had been driving the BENZ PROUDLY before hand😂
Before I got to RAF Upper Heyford in 1992, an SP Captain got busted because he was sleeping with an NCO's wife. The Captain kept sending the NCO on TDY, and having some "FUN" while the husband was "Away in the SUN".
@@earlwyss520 Brutal
Good, drop that commission fu** Bois don't belong anyway, especially for cheaters. Lead by example dammit.
I was an MP. Did a short TDY at Ft Campbell after the 101st was sent to Desert Shield. The number of Jodie’s coming on-post was astounding & there was nothing we could do.
About to PCS from my first ship in Yokosuka, got left behind for the last at sea period. Hell yeah! At the club that evening, it was Navy Wife Central in there. Saw my LPO's wife and a few others I recognized. They were looking around a lot for sure. It was obvious.
To be fair, their husbands were dogs when we pulled into another country. PI was like second home to us back then, late 1980s, lots of dudes had Honey Kos down there. LOL.
BS...... You could easily take down information and leave anonymous envelopes in the mail or use a random duty phone from a different battalion or company, and leave an anonymous message or voicemail.... That would literally be the easiest and best job for diming out two-timing, p*o*s, dependapotomoses!!!!!!!😂
You are full of it!!!!
Trust me....if you cared enough, there are plenty of ingenuous ways to anonymously let officers or active duty personnel know that their respective w*h*o*r*e*s* are cheating!!!!!!!🥺🫡
That sign was priceless. Love this.
I'm laughing so hard I think I peed my pants. Please make more of these things 🙏
I think i speak on behalf of all vets, THANK YOU for all the shit that y'all do! Great shit!!
say what you want about fast food service people... this guy is sophisticated.
"Everyone knows you call the fire department if any real sh*t goes down."
Serving sailors and THEIR SPOUSES 🤣🤣🤣
Combat military police, Fort Bragg 1990 to 1994. Incident at Womack Army Hospital Fort Bragg. Incident occurred around zero 30 hours. Soldiers wife and soldier appeared at the ER. Wife was on a stretcher and was unable to walk. Nurse and doctor met them in the ER ready to take them in quickly. The wife was in lots of pain. Since this wasn’t a normal injury had to take a statement from the soldier on how his wife was injured on base. Turns out the injury occurred during sex. As the couple were using toys for foreplay. There was a 16 ounce cylindrical glass bottle that had been used and was now stuck inside the wife front not back. You can only imagine how hard it was to keep a straight face while taking this Report. Also just to let you know all reports of incidents go on the blotter which is a report for the provost marshal to read in the morning. And Airhole had to be Drilled it in the bottle to allow for removal. The stuff that would come into Walmac army hospital On the weekends was absolutely crazy. And lots and lots of how the hell did you do that?? There was no shortage of jokes stories in the 503rd MP battalion. Actually I think that all MPs have some crazy stories that happened while they were on duty. There’s even one as a domestic disturbance call that I responded to with my female partner specialist Gower anda bloody tampon used as a bio weapon lol. The soldier was special forces and the angry hysterical and violent wife was Korean. Yes the soldier survived and he lived lol however his wife had to be arrested for assaulting an MP as she hit specialist Gower in the face with that bio weapon. Absolutely hilarious. Well not for the wife because my partner Specialist Gower slammed her into the brick wall just outside of the front door. Handcuffing was easy because she was knocked out. Yeah that went into the blotter as well they all do lol hell I’m laughing my ass off just typing this. I haven’t talked about this stuff in 30 years. Love the channel you guys and gals are absolutely awesome. You keep an old veteran laughing and in good spirits lol
hello zogbot
I love your story and can't help but laugh too. Oh shit those two women 😂
Seriously dude, you POGs throw "combat" in a job title and you think you're Rambo. The MOS was 95B. Military Police. No combat it the title. Tell us again how you saved the world, Hero. Exactly how much "combat" did you see? Yeah, none. Gotcha.
Bro... What!?...
That was ...John Rambo
😂😂😂
7:12 The moment he realized Jody was behind it all 😂😂😂
“Fuck yeah!” The enthusiasm in his voice killed me hahahhahahaa
"Is that a new car scent I smell"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine Gus Fringe having an entire military base under his control...
Bro I was in the Navy and I can tell you from experience MA's literally had the easiest job they didn't do shiii except hide behind the cage and also give their butt buddies a pass when they were late from Liberty. Everyone hated MA's lol 🤣
Can confirm. Master at arms didnt do shit.
@@Vroktar2009 I should have been an MA their entire work day consisted of walking around and sitting in the cage lol occasionally they would have watch in the brigg but it's not like there was tons of sailors in the brigg all the time lol. What really pissed me off though is that they were in charge of the gate you need to get passed before checking into the quarterdeck. If you were late even by a min they wouldn't give you a pass and send you straight to the officer of the watch. But if they're friends we're late or to hammered they would sneak them through or help them out with an extended liberty chit or some BS I've seen it happen way to many times. F*** MA's lmao 😆
Amen to that..
No cap
The are just a rated snitch
As a guy who was an MA for some time... yeah...crazy wives were the worst
Wow! The MP using a CB radio, that got to be an improvement.
He could easily be Gus Fringe
1000%
Ironically the spouses thank the Kaki man for his service.
You could call this the circle of Wife ⭕
I was wondering when you guys were going to get to the MA rate lol
4:00 If this doesn't sum up how the Americans describe navy idk what does
🤣 yup
We used to have a taco truck on base, but they kept raising the cost of keeping the food truck on base so he left. Eglin AFB has never been the same since...
We had one at Castle AFB, food was great, , , , we stole a shitload of goodies off that truck.
How did he steal his cuff keys first? 😂
Love the Gus Fring reference. Genius 😂
Lol, that thick layer of grease at the bottom of the bags XD
This was absolutely fantastic
Always seemed to be a Officer's kids, had one 18 year old go door to door in Mannheim (Turley). I had to pass though, my door was near the end and whew it was ripe!
Was she doing the entire base?
My guess is that very good food is getting harder to find and is worth any arrangements, 😆 🤣 😂
Pimping out the spouses for tacos......good gig.
Damn, Gus Fring got a new gig
LMAO is that Gus Fring reference
Mr Ortega doing his Gus impression was beautiful
Yeah this is accurate I've never met an MP who would police up food delivery.
yo this jokes bro said wait till it air out 😂😂😂😂
LOL, the sad thing is that NS Mayport's Security Officer probably is enough of a @#$& bag to leave an MA3 unsupervised to do much of anything besides hit up the NEX to buy a new blousing strap. 🤣
Bet
Cheating Military Wife... like that is news. It happens more often than not.
When I came home from Desert Storm, my wife was so busy trying to sneak another man's clothes out of our bed she never noticed the bandages.
That would have hurt. Hope you're doing ok now.
Was a Navy MP like these guys and was on gate duty one night at pier 14 in norfolk and a guy walked up to the ECP in a trench coat and pt shorts with a real Katana on his back asking about where to find some internet cafe on base (he was also extremely drunk)
When this dude said “No, FUCK YOU” I lost it. LMFAO!!
Been out for about 20 years but Tide bottles are still a thing I see lol
LOL that was funny AF!!!! subbed
Thank you veterans I Almost sure the Army but
Serving sailors n they spouses 😂😂🤣
HAHAHA "Serving Sailors and their Spouses" LOL !!!!!
mr ortega's personality changes were so cold and well acted
Certain civilians are sacred on base. Especially the ones with food.
This is honestly the best and only way to really make sure that the entire issue is being addressed properly and appropriately etc. Anything less than that, is considered to be a failure of addressing the situation correctly and properly etc. Without ensuring that the entire situation is being addressed in such a manner and is being addressed appropriately like that, then it's impossible to make sure that you're not only correctly solving the problem, but that you're also making sure that you're utilizing your resources appropriately in order to properly go about maintaining control of the situation and to maintain control, and balance and etc. Otherwise, it would be a total essentially result in a man who isn't able to follow through with any of correct procedures, stabilities etc. therefore would be essentially forced.
I was never an MP but the technical directors need to Learn how silver bracelets are applied to the subject(s) appropriately.
Its comedy. Also the people who created and act on this channel are or were veterans post 9/11
This was awesome!
Perfect Gus Fring.
Such an epic payoff at the end haha
O boy the fuckery of being a MA🤣😭
Hahaahahahahaha no way Ortega did that
Is your Ego Ramping UP just a little too much?
@@HighSpeedNoDrag yep
I don't know if he's been on here yet, but you gotta get Wooh Comedy on some of these. He represents us that were SECFO and his shit is hilarious lol. DIRTBAG AIRMAN!
brilliant!
Definitely breaking bad parody with a eye candy
Something tells me that she let the guy in the backdoor too!
Hell thank you Brother's have a shit day mad it better LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Oh we’ll that’s shit” 🤣
@2:20 that got me wtf lol!
2:19 wtf 😂
I would've bet he broke in through the back door!
Jody gets us all eventually. No matter the rank.
This makes me so sad
I know a shaft when I see one 😂
Nice Gus impression
Went on a road trip with some friends and stopped at a certain naval base in SoCal so the wives could reunite. Found out the sailor was deployed and his wife straight up propositioned me in front of everyone. Shameless and bold, but I turned it down.
Pizza man on base was clapping my boys wife’s cheeks.
My 90s story while at Schofield in Hi. Went to a club called Gussie L'amour's in Honolulu. I was trashed by 0100 and the Philippine national anthem started (Electric Slide). I got out there shaking my ass and the next thing I knew, I woke up in bed with a smoking hot Pinoy girl. Hell yes I scored! Rolled over and there was a picture on the night stand of a guy with Crackerjacks on. I WAS AT HOUSING ON PEARL HARBOR! I learned when the Subs went away the wives would go out to play and Gussie L'amour's was the place to score with no comments😂😂😂
are there any wives that remain faithful or do they all sleep around?
Please fix the loud beeps when somebody cusses. It is extremely bad
I think they do it so they can get paid when they post to youtube. If you watch on their website you get a lot more shows and its wayyyy less PG
@@sandmandogtaglong3796 yeah, no, I don't care about the beeps covering up "bad words" for monetization on youtube, I'm talking about the excessive volume of those beeps
What a twist!
amazing
Why are they wearing the badges on the wrong side?
This is so fucking great
3rd division 39th is watching Vet TV.!
Gustavo Fring lol
Spouses underlined lmao
Damn that’s dark
Gustavo Fring Alternate TimeLine
I just noticed that spouses is underlined lmao
Holy cow Gustavo Fring!!!
Hahaha, Gus is so legit
Why do I love all of this shit
two marines took 4 lokos onto post and were pissing in the lanes on camera, drunk as fuck
Someone has been watching too much Breaking Bad with Giancarlo Esposito... this was still great though!
Yeah they call me Roy.
She’s bad
I've had a life, it's finished
Can someone please send me the name of fhis please thanks for your help 🙏
Is there any Navy bases that have base housing?
This actress makes the guy look like Al Pacino.
Damn WestPac widows.
The title looks like a Dahr man video
IS that Boxxy?
umm no? i dont think so?
need active headphones for the beep noise ... noice