Female Assassin : freeman right? everyone's been talking about you, they about how strong and fast you are we'll do some testing in bed so we could find out how fast can you really go
Как в той рекламе про шаурму,где у пацана спрашивают: тебе большую или маленькую? Среднюю! На этот ролик ещё звуки из ХЛ1 наложили - как раз в тему! Х) Меня только удивляет то,что нашли они его на складе ,в 9 главе ,около завода по переработке отходов,а очнулся он аж в офисах 4 главы - не впадлу же им было его тащить дотуда? Хотя увидя их рост,я полагаю,что фримена им было тащить не так уж и сложно,плюс,понимая,что они проходили курс усиленной тренировки,что обучило их ,Видимо,и не такому. Закинула фримена себе на плечо и поскакала в офисы,чтобы проверить насколько он хорош Х) Кстати,как хоррор -не плохо смотрится. Разрабы хотели пугать игрока мистером френдли,который мог изнасиловать фримена,а тут у нас альтернативная версия,где за это отвечают ассассинки...мда
Thank you, but there's nothing special in the process of making HL machinima. It's just regular scripting and some camera manipulation. Here's a few tutorials twhl.info/wiki/page/Tutorial%3A_Scripted twhl.info/wiki/page/Vlatitude%3A_Scripting_Tutorial_Part_2_-_A_Specific_Example twhl.info/wiki/page/Vlatitude%3A_Scripting_Tutorial_Part_3 twhl.info/wiki/page/Vlatitude%3A_Scripting_Tutorial_Part_4_-_the_Seesaw_of_Death twhl.info/wiki/page/Tutorial%3A_trigger_camera steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1172439308
"that's how I met your mother"
Oh so thats why i came from monkies
@@DoorP3 hol up
Eh, such a strange meet up-
"Well, off to your mother!!"
-Spy from
Team Fortress 2
You what?!
"Remember operatives. Your task is to slay Gordon Freeman."
"Copy sir! I'll try my best to lay him!"
NO STAHP
My God what are you doing!?
*Shoot* hey did you see that shoot?
Yass queen slay
Wait what?
This is like a repressed fantasy of every bedroom dwelling PC geek out there of the late 90s.
Repressed?
Repressed? Only in the late 90s? Only PC geeks? Oh you delicate flower 😈
Finally he did it.
*every man
*basement dwelling PC geek
After 20 play throughs we finally know the story behind Gordon’s photo in his locker
oh
@@JuanGamer0202 i thought that was alyx
@@joshallen128 alyx wasn't even in black mesa
@@male_02539 no but she's elis daughter
@cactushroom the picture looks like her
Tactical, Tall, Mommy. A perfect combination
Real
Black Ops Mommy can do whatever she wants to me for a month 😋
𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙻.
fr
🍑👋🥶
gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional
*Adrian Shephard and the HECU will remember this*
No wonder the Black Ops wanted to nuke shit
Damn my dude Adrian deserves one too.
omfl 💀🙏
ZOMBIE
My Ass is Heavy
Took me a bit to notice the assassin was taller than Gordon.
Big mommy assassin
The things I'd do for her to step on me
I swear that was Kendal Jenner
Slenderwoman
gordon a midget
It's all fun for her until Freeman starts spamming grenade launchers
Bruh
@@Bonelabguy569 hey is that you???
@@Bonelabguy569 what are you doing here bruhh
what we imagined in 1998 fall
Ah, this is what i really imagined and dreamt about in Half-Life since i saw black ops
ruclips.net/video/LshIqInq0kk/видео.html
Ayo?😏
oh yes and one of the operatives makes me enjoy☺️
@@xndr9620 yo, what?📸
**WARNING ⚠️ USER. ADVISED TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS SECTION ⚠️⚠️⚠️** This area is now under **LOCKDOWN**
Lol, is that a reference to Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village?
I think slightly. It's mostly based on a local Discord "meme".
Now residents evil village just released
@@GoldSrcFreeman what meme
@@GoldSrcFreeman so what is the mod name
@@TRADEMAN420 Half Single
Female Assassin : freeman right? everyone's been talking about you, they about how strong and fast you are
we'll do some testing in bed so we could find out how fast can you really go
another reasonce cascade to add to the mix
what the fuck
standard insertion for a non-standard specimen
@@viridian6812 go ahead gordon 𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙢𝙥 the 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙧 into the 𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩
@@gabrielmontgomery9762 GabeN*
Gordan Freeman in the flesh or rather in"love".
gordon in the hazard suit or rather in the assassin
" i stole it " - me
stt Ch Nice one hahaha xDDD
Gman walks in and says: “Gordon Freeman in the flesh… or rather in her flesh”
@@worldburnerbreadman7886 okay that’s out of pocket
gordon, you are one hell of a lucky guy
Barney: shes waiting for you Gordon. you lucky dog you.
Plot twist: That Assassin was Alyx Vance
Alyx Vance was still a baby at the time
@@user-ng4eu7bz5r get the nerd emoji👁👄👁
ok you need to stop
@@Bonelabguy569 what?!?
@@user-ng4eu7bz5r true
SUBJECT: FREEMAN
STATUS: LAID
Subject: freeman
Status: *boned*
Real
bruh this should be mod, if it was, lots of people would be happy
Great idea actually! And it would be great for VR!
@@GoldSrcFreeman yes
@@GoldSrcFreeman can you make this a Mod
Adrian Shephard and the HECU: EXCUSE ME
>Black Ops: NO
Uh no
*HECU casually pulls out grenade*
1:01 Gordon Freeman: *screams for help muffles*
Gordon what?
@@M3LT-D0WN Gordon Freeman. Yk, the guy you play as in the game.
"My employers are very pleased with this."
G man probably
I thought the ending was very wholesome and I loved it.
y'know, as cute as this is, it doesn't make up for how absolutely fucking infuriating they were in OPFOR
wow you have the same pfp as me
also i guess shepard just wasn't predetermined for women
But Shephard has more contact with the male counterparts, no?
He isn't freeman anymore since he's surrounded by love.
Despite my predictions, both times the assassin appeared surprisingly frightened me… and got me in trouble with people within earshot.
wait you'r telling me you didn't bunnyhop to the end of first encounter of assasin's and the thrown snark's at the second encounter?
- Двухметровые спецназёрши в латексе? Заверните две!
Как в той рекламе про шаурму,где у пацана спрашивают: тебе большую или маленькую? Среднюю!
На этот ролик ещё звуки из ХЛ1 наложили - как раз в тему! Х)
Меня только удивляет то,что нашли они его на складе ,в 9 главе ,около завода по переработке отходов,а очнулся он аж в офисах 4 главы - не впадлу же им было его тащить дотуда?
Хотя увидя их рост,я полагаю,что фримена им было тащить не так уж и сложно,плюс,понимая,что они проходили курс усиленной тренировки,что обучило их ,Видимо,и не такому.
Закинула фримена себе на плечо и поскакала в офисы,чтобы проверить насколько он хорош Х)
Кстати,как хоррор -не плохо смотрится.
Разрабы хотели пугать игрока мистером френдли,который мог изнасиловать фримена,а тут у нас альтернативная версия,где за это отвечают ассассинки...мда
i used the built-in translation to read your comments, and i agree with both of you
Бедний гордон
@@c17alexhalfer You Russians certainly have some weird thoughts and ideas, but sure, we could work with that
A much more wholesome depiction of what would happen should an Assassin have captured Gordon 😅
D E A T H
@@cuenta007 By snu snu
"Mission Completed: Huge Female Assassin"
Привет! То, что ты делаешь, настоящее чудо. Спасибо тебе
Ngl. I had a jumpscare when she's suddenly appeared right behind him.
I wish the person under taht mask was doctor coomer
And that’s how Gordon was able to stop the cascade and the subsequent Combine invasion.
all scientist : (running from hecu and black ops)
gordon : marry one of black ops female assasin 😂
It's so fucking underrated :)
You lucky dog you
-Barney
Gordon has literal unspoken rizz
There was definetly something Gordon didnt tell Alyx..
Someone should make a black mesa version 😏
Hehe boiii
yeah 😈
YEA BABEY
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
But fr though, Gordon and one of these assassins would be a great couple...a highly trained professional and a ninja
couldn't agree more
Say less
dommy mommy hl1 female assassin
Player : restart game
Freeman : shit
Player : load this Mode
Freeman : (:
0:42
Gordon: Ok, there's nobody... WOAH
you are known solely for assassin booba because of this
Wake up, Mr. Freeman
This is my new nightmare.
for some reason i though you'r profile icon was tank man face holding his pee.
Go on she’s waiting for you lucky dog you” words of a good man in half life 2
😂
Thats one big girl
She dragged him all the way back to office complex just for a couch
the dislikes are from the hecu
ive seen you before
Me coming across this on Valentine's has gotta be an odd coincidence.
"Rise and shine mr.freeman, rise and shine"
I love the assassin
Same
mommy
bruh pixel
@@stormer6186 😳
@@bikerfrommiami review a half life 2 beta assasin addon on gmod or i will start rape all assasins in half life universe
@@stormer6186 your combine you can do that
@@stormer6186 and?
Devianart: okey i will take that
Honestly, it was the most random ending I've ever seen in Half Life
Here's unforseen consequences for you.
This is why Gordon doesn’t speak.
bro got that unspoken charisma
dead by booba
Massive
every thing till this point was a dream
This really hit different.
*Ara ara Freeman-kun*
I don’t wanna hear that again
💀🙏
Missed the opportunity to call it half wife
this is why it took him forever to waltz into my lab
Yeah, these female black ops assassins from this game were absolutely very sexy indeed.... #nostalgia x)
“No I’m with the science team!”
you cant just drop that on the virgins among us (no pun intended)
1:33 "Surrounded by love" da fuckkk????
heyyyy i was ur fan!!!! finnaly a vid of you :")
Gordon! Wake up its time to work.
Half Life the Good Ending
This is Gordon Freeman’s wife which is a female black ops lol.
Даже у Гордона есть девушка, а у тебя - нет)0)0)00)0))
Сука, обидно (9
Eh don't worry, atleast looking at that PFP I know you will be single forever
who said i dont
*pulls down hood to reveal male assassin*
femboy assassin?
@@whatsomeonesaidwastaken9216 the only way
I dunno man that sounds gay
Femboy?! Please no LGBT shit again
And yeah Femboy what a crazy one right?
I know ur having a great valentine's but it's well u already know
0:43 and 0:56 are absolutely a Willem Dafoe's looking up meme moments
Half Life 3 be looking peak tho
Gordon be Simping doe
im simping for gordon
im Simping for half life 3
Simpson
Canon ending of half life
El final más épico de todos los tiempos
Verdad 😂
El final que todos quisimos pero valve no lo pensó😔
X2
Me imagino a Gordon haciendo el, ya tu sabes, con la female assassin ._.😐
Guess why
There wouldn't be Half-Life 2 then
@@SantinoBelatti la r34 ya hace eso😎👌
@@glacial1001 una serie: *existe*
La rule 34: sos pollo pibe
aw man why would you guys sexualize my favourite MIT graduate
the perfect half-life mod doesn't exi-
whats the mod name?
@@evil_morty28_23 half single
He indeed stuffed the muffins.
my congratulations mr freeman.
She scares me, is so tall
She is not tall Gordon is just crouching
Should've said "Status: Laid"
Considering that gordon is likely 5'11, this means that she's roughly 7'2.
She shoot directly to my heart ❤
Perfect motorboating height.
1:19 Her eyes look like Alyx Vance.
1:alyx was a baby in half life 1 2:alyx skin tone is not white
LMAO
@@sadece_bir_kediDamn, I knew that.
This is the reason why the hecu Kidnapped freeman
better ending than the original one ahahahaha
HECU marine: *MY ASS IS HEAVY*
Bro u need to teach us how did u make this machinimas in level editor, its fucking awsome
Thank you, but there's nothing special in the process of making HL machinima. It's just regular scripting and some camera manipulation.
Here's a few tutorials
twhl.info/wiki/page/Tutorial%3A_Scripted
twhl.info/wiki/page/Vlatitude%3A_Scripting_Tutorial_Part_2_-_A_Specific_Example
twhl.info/wiki/page/Vlatitude%3A_Scripting_Tutorial_Part_3
twhl.info/wiki/page/Vlatitude%3A_Scripting_Tutorial_Part_4_-_the_Seesaw_of_Death
twhl.info/wiki/page/Tutorial%3A_trigger_camera
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1172439308
Gordon: uh I'm gonna go
The female assassin: I DONT THINK SO **takes him**
Time is it time already dr.freeman
Imagine in bed she here's him say "What's up guys Desinc here!"
please upload some videos i really love your videos!!
Алекс из ХЛ 2 вышла из чата