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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @jaitazel
    @jaitazel 3 года назад +4350

    “You got a really intense spray tan, are you worried this is a hate crime?” LMAOOOO

    • @meme101RE
      @meme101RE 3 года назад +29

      I cannot 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @matthewjames206
      @matthewjames206 3 года назад +30

      Hahaha. Best line.

    • @bradleyisensee7537
      @bradleyisensee7537 3 года назад +5

      Funny right

    • @taylorhall2018
      @taylorhall2018 3 года назад +22

      some girls I know should be worried about this

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 года назад +9

      Ironically, they're all pretending to be a different age, which ain't that different from pretending to be a different race.

  • @nicoleharris1130
    @nicoleharris1130 3 года назад +2606

    “What are you wearing?”
    “Green”
    “Who is it by?”
    “Mall”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sheraypointer9655
      @sheraypointer9655 3 года назад +18

      Loved it!!!

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 года назад +30

      Yeah it was genuinely such a nice dress lol

    • @VictorGutierrez-vt5bl
      @VictorGutierrez-vt5bl 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @cnckilla
      @cnckilla 10 месяцев назад

      Asian host: “Can you explain this peekaboo moment here?”
      Popular kid: “oh, I don’t have a mom so no one is honest with me.”

  • @rhodabaruch4
    @rhodabaruch4 3 года назад +5253

    Keegan blends in so naturally with the cast. Forgot he was a guest host.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +202

      It helps that he used to be on one of SNL's rival shows (MADtv). I guess you can count Key and Peele as a rival show, too, but that was more like Chappelle's Show. MADtv, much like ABC's Fridays (and to a lesser extent, SCTV) was specifically made as a sketch show for people who either used to like SNL and now hate it or never liked the show at all and wanted a sketch show that was actually funny.

    • @denimchicken104
      @denimchicken104 3 года назад +79

      Keegan is actually above these people, so it makes sense.

    • @sethp26
      @sethp26 3 года назад +29

      It's the best when hosts blend it that well

    • @kevindunn2663
      @kevindunn2663 3 года назад +37

      He’s a pro

    • @agora87-w1g
      @agora87-w1g 3 года назад +91

      They had to hire someone known for sketch comedy to make up for last week.

  • @TheAmityElf
    @TheAmityElf 3 года назад +1025

    Ego's delivery on "I don't have a mom, so no one is honest with me," was TOO MUCH. XD Also, Pete's delivery on "Not that effed," sounded so realistic to the 'hot teacher staying out of trouble' dynamic.

    • @mewesquirrel6720
      @mewesquirrel6720 3 года назад +7

      I don't get it

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 2 года назад +7

      Lmao the hot teacher who really only wants to keep their job lol

    • @alexmagney5326
      @alexmagney5326 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I didn't get Ego's line either. Could you explain?

  • @colesteeleA
    @colesteeleA 3 года назад +2490

    Mystery homeschool kid, “hippy or crazy religious.” 🤣

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 3 года назад +11

      Hilarious🙄

    • @realMuseology
      @realMuseology 3 года назад +15

      haha stereotypes are funny...

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 3 года назад +42

      @@realMuseology Yeah, that one bugged me a bit. I'm not offended but my kid is homeschooled because she's ADHD and basically cracked under the pressure of the public school classroom. 30 kids, crap all over the walls, and lazy aides to help her. So, yeah... we're religious but her older siblings struggled through with repeatedly ignored accommodations and barely graduated and I finally said eff this and pulled her out.

    • @chrise.321
      @chrise.321 3 года назад +27

      @@BeeWhistler it sucks when your kid is the "square peg", hopefully you found an option that works for your child.

    • @randombiddie2773
      @randombiddie2773 3 года назад +26

      @@BeeWhistler I mean at the end of the day it’s your child and you know what’s best for her. But I do hope that you can assimilate with her peers through other ways like clubs and activities.

  • @buffysummers1999
    @buffysummers1999 3 года назад +419

    “Our bible is only eight pages long and my uncle drew it”
    My mind went immediately to seeking sister wives😂

  • @larisa5656
    @larisa5656 3 года назад +313

    Is it just me or is anyone else really proud of Schneeb for passing pre-algebra?

  • @JG-vv1db
    @JG-vv1db 3 года назад +697

    Omg Melissa Villasenor's entrance and "hot girl" poses were EVERYTHING

    • @gSlover4reel
      @gSlover4reel 3 года назад

      Didn't know she had such a bangin bod

    • @drewnogy
      @drewnogy 3 года назад +2

      It's Chloe, not Melissa.

    • @ejiroamadi499
      @ejiroamadi499 2 года назад

      Yup, someone's been keeping trim and fit

    • @wisdomprepper
      @wisdomprepper 6 месяцев назад

      @@drewnogy That was NOT Chloe. It was very much Melissa. Unless you're joking?

  • @thisisthezodiacspeaking
    @thisisthezodiacspeaking 3 года назад +397

    “Beautiful 4 PM dinner at Red Robin” LITERALLY EVERY SENIOR AT MY HS DID THIS😂😂😂

    • @oneleafaday348
      @oneleafaday348 2 года назад +8

      The tipping a whooping 12% is so accurate too 😂

  • @Memequeen89
    @Memequeen89 3 года назад +2039

    Pete Davidson as the hot teacher who’s 23 is so painfully accurate it hurts

    • @Birddie_
      @Birddie_ 3 года назад +24

      IKR

    •  3 года назад +21

      Every school has at least one of these teachers, for some reason.

    • @rohsei
      @rohsei 3 года назад +5

      yesss 😍😍😍

    • @turtlemonkey3
      @turtlemonkey3 2 года назад +15

      Love that his characters name is Mr Miller. Last year I was a 23 year old substitute teacher, and my name is Miller as well haha.

    • @ashleyjones1761
      @ashleyjones1761 2 года назад +1

      Hurts more now

  • @Caeljharden
    @Caeljharden 3 года назад +271

    “Can you explain this peekaboo moment?”
    “Yes, I don’t have a mom so no one is honest with me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whatcanidooo
    @whatcanidooo 3 года назад +2205

    This might be the only sketch they've done poking fun at teens that I as a teen actually found funny/accurate

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 3 года назад +118

      Idk, I think the one where they were waiting for the cast list was also pretty good. But granted, I'm not a teen.

    • @youaintasbadasyouthink
      @youaintasbadasyouthink 3 года назад +65

      it's almost as if they were all once teenagers themselves

    • @justinharris2320
      @justinharris2320 3 года назад +8

      @@TheAmityElf That one was great!

    • @Siriusly_dylan
      @Siriusly_dylan 3 года назад +44

      @@youaintasbadasyouthink teenagers then are different from teenagers now smart guy😒

    • @terynb4407
      @terynb4407 3 года назад +45

      Lol their crucible after party was done before I was in highschool or in highschool but it was crazy accurate on how musical threatre parties were

  • @MariusMooore
    @MariusMooore 3 года назад +455

    I will NEVER forget about Shneeb.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 года назад +1

      Why he has d.j personality... his name

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 года назад

      He's the guy who ran Sunday nite pot meetups in Denver AJ Hashman - a showman

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 3 года назад +531

    it's funny to see Pete as the hot and desirable guy, he sure has come far!

    • @greedyProphet
      @greedyProphet 3 года назад +69

      He used to be SNL's resident young person, now he's the chaperone.

    • @samsneadd
      @samsneadd 3 года назад +21

      Confidence and a little reputation can work wonders.

    • @jaclyn4808
      @jaclyn4808 3 года назад +18

      @@samsneadd he’s hot af in my opinion. And I’m 42. And a woman.

  • @ttrreennttoonn
    @ttrreennttoonn 3 года назад +640

    “I gotta ask, hippie or crazy religious?” Haha!

  • @Monique.Marceline
    @Monique.Marceline 3 года назад +188

    “OMGGG it’s Mr. Miller, the sub who’s 23!! AHHHH!”
    Lmao I was a substitute teacher at an all-boys’ high school when I was 22 and the awkward way the students act is so accurate LMAO

    • @Monique.Marceline
      @Monique.Marceline 3 года назад +45

      @King BullyRock I would never do that in a trillion years. I don’t teach anymore but the students I worked with were like little brothers to me & they were literally kids, both in my eyes and in the eyes of the law. Unlike the predators who take advantage of their positions over their students, I’m not attracted to kids and most teachers aren’t. The teachers who sleep with their students are a very small minority of all teachers

    • @elisephillips2405
      @elisephillips2405 3 года назад +1

      @@Monique.Marceline have you seen the teacher sketch the ego did? Literally the same sentiment lol

  • @JoeMama-tw6gu
    @JoeMama-tw6gu 3 года назад +112

    I’m in highschool and the kids screaming when the substitute teacher left was so accurate. Whoever wrote this sketch did a great job !

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 3 года назад +94

    "Our bible is only 8 pages and our uncle drew it." OMG 😂😂😂😂 Great line! 👋👋👋

  • @adub4174
    @adub4174 3 года назад +61

    the dorks who bang bit was so accurate

  • @neokrix
    @neokrix 3 года назад +88

    Lovin' Key's energy and Ego looks beautiful in that dress.

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 3 года назад +130

    Strapless bra becomes a belt.... OMG so it's not just me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 3 года назад +1

      I just give up and use tape lol

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 3 года назад +174

    “She’s home schooled, so she doesn’t know how hot she is” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelique757
    @angelique757 3 года назад +898

    “We met on stage crew then we discovered we’re both in band.” 🤦🏽‍♀️ not SNL dragging me 😂😂 it’s ok it was over 10 years ago.

    • @ellaforlin8160
      @ellaforlin8160 3 года назад +6

      Oh god right 😅

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 года назад +4

      It never goes away lol I feel ya,!

    • @annasamuelson7212
      @annasamuelson7212 3 года назад +6

      We all knew those people and it was always awful to witness their PDA 😂😂

    • @notyouraveragejoe7003
      @notyouraveragejoe7003 3 года назад +1

      @@annasamuelson7212 lol their pdas oh goshhh.

    • @aniialowe1980
      @aniialowe1980 3 года назад +3

      I was never on stage crew, but I was in band. At my school band was cool though. My high school band was literally the band they used for the movie “Drum Line” (they called it Atlanta A&T). We didn’t do military style marching (or “heel toe style” as I like to say). Some people call what we did “high step” since your legs have to come up at at least a 90 degree angle. I also was in band at a HBCU where bands are praised as much as the football teams. Therefore, in high school and college people didn’t consider us to be lame or “band geeks”. Everyone actually loved the band.

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 3 года назад +30

    How they all went "Schneeeeeeb" is so accurate and obnoxious and I'm having flashbacks.

  • @melik5455
    @melik5455 3 года назад +220

    the really intense spray tan...accurate

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +1

      Right down to looking like it could be brownface.

    • @lizyconyers7009
      @lizyconyers7009 3 года назад +4

      And it's always with a light dress that makes it look even more intense

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +1

      @@lizyconyers7009 And more like it could be brownface.

    • @melik5455
      @melik5455 3 года назад +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 exactly

  • @HeIsKJW
    @HeIsKJW 3 года назад +1291

    I’m still laughing at the fact that the school is named “Tamar Braxton High” 😂😂😂😂

    • @pgfinna
      @pgfinna 3 года назад +31

      that was the ONLY funny thing in this sketch

    • @teatamarie
      @teatamarie 3 года назад +4

      Right ‼️😂😂😂

    • @kaleeatssalad
      @kaleeatssalad 3 года назад +21

      I don’t get it and it’s bothering me can someone explain?

    • @stivaro
      @stivaro 3 года назад +3

      @@kaleeatssalad Samesies! You must be old like me. lol

    • @morgaaaaaa
      @morgaaaaaa 3 года назад +17

      Tamar Estine Braxton (born March 17, 1977) is an American singer and television personality, according to wikipedia

  • @lalalallalalallalala
    @lalalallalalallalala 3 года назад +468

    I knew they were gonna be stage crew it’s ALWAYS stage crew

  • @Rachel-xf3op
    @Rachel-xf3op 3 года назад +112

    For some reason the name “Ted Vinaigrette” is what got me

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +2

      Why, because of how ridiculous the last name is?
      And the spray tan looks more like "She got acid thrown in her face" rather than "I'm a white girl who makes fun of non-white people by darkening my skin".

  • @therealwilfreddierkes9980
    @therealwilfreddierkes9980 3 года назад +76

    Heidi is shining this whole episode.

  • @svilenvasilev3819
    @svilenvasilev3819 3 года назад +196

    “And a mystery date who is out of his league.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    “She is homeschooled so she doesn’t know how hot she is.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zan6585
    @zan6585 3 года назад +37

    The nailed the “almost really hot chick with a terrible spray tan”

  • @goldenbne6583
    @goldenbne6583 3 года назад +18

    As a senior who just had prom a month ago, I can't tell you how much I both love and hate how accurate some of this is 😩

  • @MusicCriticDuh
    @MusicCriticDuh 3 года назад +266

    i'm starting to think that Key really wanted to be the musical guest, but compromised on hosting.. XDD

  • @johndow7689
    @johndow7689 3 года назад +19

    Even if I don't laugh much at a sketch; I always enjoy it when it seems the cast is having fun. This was one of those sketches for me.

  • @annasamuelson7212
    @annasamuelson7212 3 года назад +35

    Love how they have the youngest cast member (Pete) play the oldest of them all for once lol

  • @darrylskylar8757
    @darrylskylar8757 3 года назад +88

    Tamar Braxton High School prom in the Brandi Melville Ballroom🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CJ-oq6xs
      @CJ-oq6xs 3 года назад

      At first I thought they said Brandy Norwood and was like hell yeah! Who is Brandi Melville?

    • @artemuycaro
      @artemuycaro 3 года назад

      @@CJ-oq6xs it's a trendy clothing brand. Like the Hollister/a&f of current times.

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 3 года назад +114

    You can tell they haven’t been to a prom in a while, because if they were, there would be the “girl who brought her lesbian friend as a date and the lesbian is hoping for SOMETHING to awaken”

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +12

      Or the lesbian student trying to turn bringing her date to the prom into something political.

    • @HerbalMoon17
      @HerbalMoon17 3 года назад +8

      Definitely after my time. They were still bullying the gays into transferring back in my day.

    • @chaseroush6503
      @chaseroush6503 3 года назад +2

      This feels like it was written by people who think they know how teens act, but don't have any of their own at home.
      Still funny though.

    • @bigbawlzlebowski8886
      @bigbawlzlebowski8886 3 года назад +4

      @@canaisyoung3601 gay people existing = political

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 3 года назад +4

      @@bigbawlzlebowski8886 I mean, I agree with both comments. On one hand, some young people are desperate to infuse political meaning into their actions, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. On the other hand, being gay still _is_ a political statement in many high schools.

  • @cgarcia3614
    @cgarcia3614 3 года назад +87

    Lol the hot sub who's 23 got me because we had one at my school.

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 3 года назад

      Too bad the one portrayed here wasn't hot at all :/

    • @certified_mandy
      @certified_mandy 3 года назад +3

      @@mikejohnson3338 or maybe you don’t find the person they used attractive and you have to project your insecurities into them :( your comment was unnecessary like we all know not everyone is going to find everyone attractive so...???

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 3 года назад

      @@certified_mandy Good point, Miranda.

  • @queenie_bee
    @queenie_bee 3 года назад +67

    The tipped 12% joke gave me war flashbacks tobmy time as a waitress. Prom season *shudders*

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +7

      It's okay. The worst part is over.

    • @oneleafaday348
      @oneleafaday348 2 года назад +1

      Same, whenever I had a group of teenagers, I hoped they'd be 5 or more so I could add the gratuity

  • @inFAMous1013fm
    @inFAMous1013fm 3 года назад +26

    Damn, this was so accurate. I graduated high school in 2009 and this summed up my high school perfectly.

  • @lydiahk3677
    @lydiahk3677 3 года назад +11

    Heidi is so pretty! i love her smile. she has such a loveable face

  • @minaholic7118
    @minaholic7118 3 года назад +12

    Are we gonna ignore how good everyone looked in their costumes? Their Tuxedos and Dresses really look good on everyone!

  • @amberdoty83
    @amberdoty83 3 года назад +311

    It would’ve been absolutely perfect had we had a quick guest appearance and heard the words “uh, attention teachers and students”😂

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +15

      If it were Booker T Washington High, then yes.

    • @seakc87
      @seakc87 3 года назад +11

      Chicanerous and deplorable

    • @janellekloth
      @janellekloth 3 года назад +2

      Yeah I miss that character

  • @johnjekyllson28
    @johnjekyllson28 3 года назад +57

    Man, Keenan brings so much energy to every sketch he's in.

    • @mqure1983
      @mqure1983 3 года назад +1

      Where was keenan in this one? Did I miss something?

    • @cesaramoga
      @cesaramoga 3 года назад +2

      I think he meant Keegan!

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 3 года назад

      Watch " In Living Color", where he started out.

    • @mqure1983
      @mqure1983 3 года назад +1

      @@cesaramoga thanks for cleaning that up!

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc 3 года назад +68

    😂😂😂 homeschooled-hippie or religious!! Thank you for recognizing the wide diversity of homeschoolers

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 3 года назад +2

      Or failing to do that. I liked the sketch but my daughter is homeschooled because of learning disabilities the school system couldn't accommodate. She had a nervous breakdown in freaking 5th grade. Never assume.

    • @eme.261
      @eme.261 3 года назад +7

      @@BeeWhistler Ummmm... Yes, your daughter's got personal issues and I'm thinking you do, too. Yoinks! 😕 You're KILLING the vibe, Karen.

    • @tyf.5111
      @tyf.5111 3 года назад +11

      @@BeeWhistler No one assumed anything. I'm sorry for your daughter's situation, it sounds difficult and I hope homeschooling helps her, but it was a joke not directed at anyone in particular.

    • @M_A_R_K_23
      @M_A_R_K_23 3 года назад +1

      @@BeeWhistler she on meds other classes available? Many kids have break downs

  • @maekroner8432
    @maekroner8432 3 года назад +11

    NOT THE DORKS WHO BANG!!! I feel so attacked right now

  • @soupdehblue3757
    @soupdehblue3757 3 года назад +54

    Annie young must’ve been pretty rad to get a memorial chocolate fountain just for moving out of the town.

  • @Ben-tu3hw
    @Ben-tu3hw 3 года назад +13

    “I don’t have a mom so no ones honest with me” when I tell you I screamed

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 3 года назад +20

    1:07 As a homeschooler this is entirely unrealistic.
    We don't get dates at all.

  • @supahmariostyle
    @supahmariostyle 3 года назад +178

    I don't have a Mom so no one's honest with me loool

    • @1stSonOfJames
      @1stSonOfJames 3 года назад +9

      Probably the best joke of all, but too cringe for their audience. Who ever wrote that will be apologizing on Twitter by Tuesday 🤣🤣🤣.

    • @ml6525
      @ml6525 3 года назад +1

      Too real

    • @No_One-d9z
      @No_One-d9z 3 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard at this! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jah14549
    @Jah14549 3 года назад +33

    Pete looks so handsome ☺

  • @asianmanxD
    @asianmanxD 3 года назад +41

    OMMMG THE SPRAY TAN LMAOOOOOOO

  • @banditraccoon8476
    @banditraccoon8476 3 года назад +21

    Omg, the size of the freshman 😂

  • @nickmarksmusic
    @nickmarksmusic 3 года назад +31

    As always, awesome skits at four in the morning

    • @ИСТЕЪФОРАҲМОНУФ-з8э
      @ИСТЕЪФОРАҲМОНУФ-з8э 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hXZfj1S4_l8/видео.html..

    • @FeralDJ
      @FeralDJ 3 года назад

      4am? It's midnight where I am, where are you?

    • @chrisfinch8637
      @chrisfinch8637 3 года назад +1

      Or at least uploaded in RUclips by then. They release them on the other side of the day, just before Sunday hits.

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 3 года назад +3

      This one wasn't funny at all tho.

  • @MisssKayy
    @MisssKayy 3 года назад +100

    Anybody else stay up all night waiting on this?

    • @ИСТЕЪФОРАҲМОНУФ-з8э
      @ИСТЕЪФОРАҲМОНУФ-з8э 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hXZfj1S4_l8/видео.html..

    • @rn6710
      @rn6710 3 года назад +3

      No. This was dumb.

    • @pollardk.1116
      @pollardk.1116 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @carag2567
      @carag2567 3 года назад +3

      I always watch SNL on Sunday morning on RUclips so no. But last night around midnight I thought to myself "Huh, Keegan is doing the show literally RIGHT NOW." And it made me excited to wake up today.

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 11 месяцев назад

      I love Keegan. From Mad TV to hosting SNL is wild!

  • @Leopard589
    @Leopard589 3 года назад +24

    Is that a bad tan or a hate crime??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 3 года назад +8

    “i don’t have a mom, so no-one’s honest with me.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @samsnyder2556
    @samsnyder2556 3 года назад +33

    Red Robin prom is deadass in my area lol.

  • @bluepandaman
    @bluepandaman 3 года назад +259

    Kind of awkward asking Chloe’s character if she’s crazy religious.. as she is apparently into Scientology.

    • @Reneeleeharper
      @Reneeleeharper 3 года назад +71

      Deserved then 😂😂

    • @Chetloore
      @Chetloore 3 года назад +45

      Wow. Really? I always put comedians in my expected intelligence file. They generally are so cynical in one way or another that they see through societies bs. They may be full of themselves but they are strong in philosophy.

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 года назад +37

      I didn't know that. Great hopefully she will leave before she gets completely brainwashed.

    • @Arlien
      @Arlien 3 года назад +21

      Unfortunately she has been since ever, her parents are donators

    • @Steelburgh
      @Steelburgh 3 года назад +32

      Cults prey on intelligent people too. Sounds generational in this case but they get folks who feel marginalized/outcast and hit them with love bombs to make them feel accepted before peddling the crazy. Sneaky how they get their hooks into people.

  • @MsJoee21
    @MsJoee21 3 года назад +6

    The costume department of SNL deserves all the awards!!! Kyle's bow tie & vest were the same fabric as Chloe's dress!!! Details, man xD

  • @FeralDJ
    @FeralDJ 3 года назад +23

    "My bible is only 8 pages and my uncle drew it" I felt that - growing up alone with a dad who was disabled from a car wreck leaving his neck and back broken, he became very a toxic and horribly abusive father. He got back into drugs(mostly meth and crack) and scripture, I was about 2 years old when it all started(again) and throughout the years he had a permanent schizophrenic drug induced RELIGIOUS multi-personality disorder. Sometimes he was God, Jesus and then finally he stuck with Moses and tried to re-write the Torah in his own words.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 3 года назад +3

      Dang... when does the book come out? That sounds like the stuff of one hell of an autobiography. Sorry you had to deal with that. Sane parents are challenging enough.

    • @picklespeas9623
      @picklespeas9623 3 года назад +4

      I am so sorry, that must have been so horrible, at least you are not in that situation anymore.

    • @amylynevans
      @amylynevans 3 года назад +3

      I'm sorry. My fiancé had similar delusions for the same reasons. It was...difficult. For you, being a child & needing that person to care for you, I can't imagine how devastating that must be. I'm really proud of you, that you seem to be doing well and are able to write so effectively on this topic. I wish you the best & send love.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад

      How are you still alive?

    • @FeralDJ
      @FeralDJ 3 года назад

      @@canaisyoung3601 He threw his pistol at me and told me to kill myself for being depressed and choked me out, the following day he called the cops on me saying I was being crazy and trying to kill myself, when they showed up and saw the situations and the way he was acting I was removed and taken into fostercare after I told them everything that had happened. It's just one long shit show of a story.

  • @sii9423
    @sii9423 3 года назад +3

    "I gotta tell you....... There's a lot of dorks that bang..... What makes you so special?" Words to live by. Words to live by. Lmao

  • @carag2567
    @carag2567 3 года назад +16

    -What are you wearing?
    -Green.
    -And who's it by?
    -Mall.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @emil8366
    @emil8366 3 года назад +1

    The dorks who bang I’m crying at the accuracy

  • @zaroobnajam9407
    @zaroobnajam9407 3 года назад +19

    What does ur ribon represents " My mom ribon store " 😂😂😂

    • @BL3SSed-Bliss
      @BL3SSed-Bliss 3 года назад +1

      Lmfaoooo, she’s “raising awareness” for it!

  • @ndabenhlephiri9969
    @ndabenhlephiri9969 Год назад +2

    I like how keegan always has hair in hs skits

  • @mckennaj75
    @mckennaj75 3 года назад +4

    I don't know why, but the name 'Ted Vinaigrette' is cracking me up - these kinds of sketches are hilarious

  • @foxandthehound25
    @foxandthehound25 3 года назад +36

    was just waiting for jordan peele to come out as Meegan

  • @samspaulding8729
    @samspaulding8729 3 года назад +10

    Just had prom tonight! This was an awesome skit

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 3 года назад +34

    Keenan naturally killed it and put everybody in his back pocket. Not one cast member could even come close.

  • @arlo247
    @arlo247 3 года назад +3

    Bro snl like saves my life every week for last month lol. Love it. Any opportunity to sing in this show ;)

  • @m.oliveira5627
    @m.oliveira5627 3 года назад +2

    I graduated without a senior prom cuz of covid last year, but the teachers said I could come to the one this year as a chaperone. I stop at Red Robin for a bite before the dance and saw a big group of prom seniors from my school eating there dressed to the 9’s as pimps so the “a beautiful 4:00pm dinner at Red Robin’s, tipped 12% cuz we ballers” line really hit me

  • @kathryngilbert5952
    @kathryngilbert5952 3 года назад +3

    Keegan is so unbelievably talented, he's perfect for snl

  • @The_Real_Mier
    @The_Real_Mier 2 года назад +1

    Keegan’s snort-laugh at (3:09) is HIGHLY under-appreciated!!
    (Yes, I actually AM aware that this is an old video, thank you).

  • @4realGTFOH
    @4realGTFOH 3 года назад +3

    Man was on both Mad TV and SNL. Love to see it.💯

  • @fi_gabor7851
    @fi_gabor7851 3 года назад +2

    This is so accurate to my high school experience from 2001-2005 😂

  • @taylorhall2018
    @taylorhall2018 3 года назад +5

    I just love that there's an actual chocolate fountain behind Keegan

  • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
    @Howitchewstofeel5gum Год назад +1

    Why is Heidi always so good at playing teenagers lol

  • @polfachini6489
    @polfachini6489 2 года назад +6

    Key is the man!

  • @drstrange629
    @drstrange629 3 года назад +1

    The writing for this whole night was amazing. Every skit has slapped.

  • @dsaybra
    @dsaybra 3 года назад +9

    i was the “mystery date” that people thought was out of my friend’s league. i wasn’t homeschooled, just went to one with all girls

  • @elenasobran2748
    @elenasobran2748 3 года назад +1

    “brandy melville ballroom” NOT THAT LMFAOOOO

  • @kobe_bean1017
    @kobe_bean1017 3 года назад +3

    Keegan is so perfect for SNL 😂

  • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
    @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 3 года назад +2

    There's always an injured kid at these 😂

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 3 года назад +8

    Why did they get this so accurate it’s almost like they went to high school or something

  • @phoqueenv
    @phoqueenv 3 года назад +1

    0:39 Devin Druid and Grace Saif from 13 Reasons Why? 😮

  • @thatguyyousawthatonetime
    @thatguyyousawthatonetime 3 года назад +12

    The incessant holding of the two dorks who bang is a personal attack...I was very notably told "damn let her breathe" by some "friends" at a football game once for a similar display and I actually did break the hold and proceeded to act aloof cuz I was an insecure teen...#stillcringin

    • @elisephillips2405
      @elisephillips2405 3 года назад +5

      aww. you were a whole child, be gentle to yourself.

  • @malovina
    @malovina Год назад +1

    can't believe I'm just seeing this - this is so good!!

  • @jaqimay
    @jaqimay 3 года назад +8

    That not having a mom comment hurt lmao

  • @colleenmahony8803
    @colleenmahony8803 3 года назад +1

    What are you wearing?
    "Green."
    Who is it by?
    "Mall."
    I snort-laughed.

  • @michellek7070
    @michellek7070 2 года назад +3

    was not expecting him to call it the Tamar Braxton High School senior prom in the beginning. lol i love Tamar!

  • @britt1953
    @britt1953 3 года назад +1

    The blonde girl with the super fake spray tan is so accurate

  • @reallynow692
    @reallynow692 3 года назад +10

    Not Ready For Prom Time.

  • @YattiYa98
    @YattiYa98 2 года назад

    “I’m on lacrosse but I also did the plays” LMAOOO could not be more accurate

  • @supahmariostyle
    @supahmariostyle 3 года назад +3

    Keegan is PERFECT for SNL

  • @danyellejones2799
    @danyellejones2799 3 года назад

    “Are you worried this is a hate crime?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielstack4158
    @danielstack4158 3 года назад +11

    Good sketch, simple and to the point, didn't overthink it. I am a couple sketches in and this is already better than last week. Maybe it helps that an actual comedian hosted this time.

  • @DreamsRgold
    @DreamsRgold Год назад +2

    Is there any character Key can’t do?😂😂😂😂

  • @xeladonnovan
    @xeladonnovan 3 года назад +3

    What are you wearing? "Green"
    Who are you wearing? "Mall"

  • @sarahh.1716
    @sarahh.1716 3 года назад +1

    Keegan is so funny. His energy is the best