Jjdude2378 this is a loose description of what actually happened to dunkey and he signed with machinama and they never payed him and treated him like shit
+Chris R it means that this is more or less what actually happened to him, meta is usually like, being self aware and talking about or making fun of it i guess. He got fucked over my machinima a whiiiiile back
Ah yes, joining a MCM, the most valuable decision one could make as an upcoming youtuber. There is absolutely no other path you could take that is more valuable.
hey leafy, just writing this comment to let you know that you're the best youtuber hands down!!!, your videos are so awesome and well written, theyre sooo good that they make me forgot that im still a virgin and how miserable my life is, keep up the good work markiplier i will always support you 100%, i love u pewdiepie
hey leafy, just writing this comment to let you know that you're the best youtuber hands down!!!, your videos are so awesome and well written, theyre sooo good that they make me forgot that im still a virgin and how miserable my life is, keep up the good work markiplier i will always support you 100%, i love u pewdiepie
This was the very first Dunkey video I watched, back in 2016. What a ride it has been. I just wanted to thank you for all these years of entertainment. You really made these times a bit more bearable.
SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK Want a beer? Have no fear, comes and goes, man it's here! No one knows, feels so weird when it blows through my bones I got a jones for it, I wanna know more Cause it's 'bout what I got to show for it!!
SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK Fuck i kinda wanna do back and forth lyrics posting but it's 1am i gotta sleep, night :D
Sans1kaL Keeping in mind that this is just my own feelings, he seems to usually go for the low-hanging fruit. He just appeals to the sort of 12-year-old mentality that thinks randomness is the same as humor.
In all seriousness why the hell does everyone want Dunkey to have an intro? Intros are just less time you get to spend watching actual content, and I'm glad Dunkey doesn't have one.
Holy shit! You're blowing my mind, kid! DudeGuyBro its like you're trying to tell me this wasn't just a bunch of random shit thrown together and that its an intentionally comedic commentary on his experience as a content creator on the RUclips's? Get the Fuck outta here with that blatantly fictional and slanderous interpretation. There's no way a content creator would make a parody that is true to their experience using a game called "youtuber simulator".
Bro!!! Go back like wayyy back to wrigglers red coins, or as I like to call it WRIGGLERS RED DICK! That was the first video I ever saw of his and it's the real master piece. But nunu nights is by far my favorite
This is a game a lot of people made very basic videos on. Dunkey instead shows off his creativity in what is by far the most funny and original take on RUclips Simulator I have ever seen. Loved it
Игры
If this person's a youtuber, i'm batman. Awful editing.
Wilson.
Fuck you Wilson.
Oh hey batman
If this batman's a editing, i'm awful. RUclipsr batman
Philosophical comment.
This is actually an autobiography of how Dunkey reclaimed his mass following after Will Smith took all of his subscribers
Lol
Bruh
Return of the king
facts
skeleton bones ghoulie
With Machinima purging their entire library this video is hilarious
Machinima purged their library???
@@naughtiusmaximus they removed all their old videos during the time of this comment
Bradley Unknown why?
@@williambaker5600 they went under for good.
@@thefreelancequeen the wicked content thief witch is dead! She’s DEAD! :-D
Wait...is this just Dunky telling us his origin story without doing a “draw my life”?
Yes
Nah this is the second day after his birth, then the knackening happens the the second coming of knack
Teying being the key word here
@@not7170 you are erudite
Damon Baird thank you, you are very verbose
This is his last video, that's just my prediction
wai
predicction*
Prediction doesn't have 2 c's. ;/
Reference to the video...
martin0499 Someone sounds angry. Did you forget to take your medication today?
This video is Dunkey's draw my life
but where is the spaghetti sauce
pewdiepie is my dad pyro is gay *pyro is a lesbian
@@theprotagonist915 did u just assume his gender omg unbelievable
@@yousefamr633 "his"
@@poysona well fuck
2:03 This video deserves 5 diamond play buttons, and the rights to youtube itself
yeah …. uuhh….. can we also get an explanation then of the last part in the vid
Jjdude2378 this is a loose description of what actually happened to dunkey and he signed with machinama and they never payed him and treated him like shit
@KARL KFOURY He did in his "Microsoft Sucks" video
5 diamonds bottons= bro first play bottom tho
How bout 10?
“Turns out this is a very realistic game, and it’s starting to hit very close to home”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bruh
It's not hitting close to home. It's hitting right on the nail.
Underrated comment
@@Ponyboy999 he just added like 10 laughing emojis
Dunk has been playing chess for years, while we are still playing checkers.
Lmfao
You brought a tear to my eye man.
AHAHAHAHA
this is getting too meta for me
I WONT LIE. THIS IS DEFFENETLY ME WHEN I REPLY TO A COMMENT
+ttsooker1 I WONT LIE. THIS IS DEFFENETLY ME WHEN I REPLY TO A REPLY TO A COMMENT
please use that intro in every video from now on
yes.
DO IT
This
FOOL!
Video Game Video Game
If this person is a RUclipsr, this comment makes me FEEL like Batman.
Consural 😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄❤️😁❤️
Yeah, cause you’re an orphan.
I can't make the meaning out of that comment, but for Dunkey fans, that comment just makes sense LMAO ㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
I see you 😎
this feel thing is literally every top comment on every video he makes....its rather dull
"I'm done playing League of Giants" - Donkey
And the moral of the story is:
don't join machinima
also please keep that musical intro dunkey
Mashitima
Its "Don't eat with your mouth full".
Dunkey has an amazing new intro
Maximina*
beautiful
This is meta as fuck
ikr!?
AHAHAHAHAHA
what does that mean
Google it you dumbass.
+Chris R it means that this is more or less what actually happened to him, meta is usually like, being self aware and talking about or making fun of it i guess. He got fucked over my machinima a whiiiiile back
I love how he links his actual life to this game hahaha
D1N0 ALG those are titles he would actually give to his real videos lmao
I love how he literally recreates his RUclips career
The title could also be: Dunkey's Career in Under 6 Minutes
-Draw- Play My Life: Dunkey
I mean... it is
the accuracy of the game was way too fucking real lmao
+aPimPnamedSlickBack yes, that would be the joke dipshit
yes i know? haha wtf
I want that music intro to every video now.
dead rising 2 :')
same
nothing like some hot jazz...in your face
same
Yes. Please. That.
I like how the game actually let's you go through Dunkey's RUclips experience.
Heh, the networks are just ripoffs of actual-
“I think I’m gonna go with...Maximima”
Oh no
*"so you have chosen..... death"*
In several other videos people kept commenting "if this guy is a youtuber, I'm Batman." Now that finally makes sense.
1.5k likes with no comment??
This makes me feel like Batman
1.5k likes and only one comment
guess what i am now batman
omg this is dunkeys actual story
thefaulkness plot twist this is a lore video
ACTUALLY😂
yep
No his character should be black
@@godtenks264 what's the difference in outer space?
Some of these parody game titles sound like the actual shovelware we get weekly on the Switch now.
2:02 for the musical intro
Dunkey I want u to know that Im vegan
Ayy
FilthyFrankTVs' video?
"Hey have you heard of the child being murde"
"I'm vegan"
I eat snakes
+MentalFrog vegan triggerd
Not gonna lie, that musical intro was beautiful.
A mastapiece*
VIDEO GAME VIDEO GAME
DUUUUUNNNNNNNKKKKKKKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YEAH IT IS!
Why doesn’t he use that masterpiece in his videos?
Ah yes, joining a MCM, the most valuable decision one could make as an upcoming youtuber. There is absolutely no other path you could take that is more valuable.
"im going to go with Maximina"
Should have been a dumpster fire, but the car blowing up is super close too.
hey leafy, just writing this comment to let you know that you're the best youtuber hands down!!!, your videos are so awesome and well written, theyre sooo good that they make me forgot that im still a virgin and how miserable my life is, keep up the good work markiplier i will always support you 100%, i love u pewdiepie
trying so hard to stay relevant, lel kek xd
you're losing your flare, son.
Did you just called him 3 different youtubers ?
stfu nerd hehe xd
hey leafy, just writing this comment to let you know that you're the best youtuber hands down!!!, your videos are so awesome and well written, theyre sooo good that they make me forgot that im still a virgin and how miserable my life is, keep up the good work markiplier i will always support you 100%, i love u pewdiepie
Hello, Dunkey, I'm one of your biggest fans! I don't want to look like a stalker, but i will give you $30 for one Brofist T-shirt from your closet.
You did well. you shouldn't accept that kind of money. +5%. ☻Trihard
Listen, fucker. He may be 60,000 in debt, but if you think he's gonna give you his "Brofist" T-Shirt, you better think again.
Hello, MERCY! >:(
willz HatesU _What the fuck?_
willz HatesU vinegar
This was the very first Dunkey video I watched, back in 2016. What a ride it has been. I just wanted to thank you for all these years of entertainment. You really made these times a bit more bearable.
fuckeroni's palace and shit boys 3D, timeless classics
I signed up for the shit boys 3D beta in March and I still haven't recieved it. Thanks Volvo
itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesitgoes
I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM, I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE.
Good track choice.
+Kishy HIT HIT HIT
SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK Want a beer? Have no fear, comes and goes, man it's here!
No one knows, feels so weird when it blows through my bones
I got a jones for it, I wanna know more
Cause it's 'bout what I got to show for it!!
SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK Fuck i kinda wanna do back and forth lyrics posting but it's 1am i gotta sleep, night :D
This is ACTUALLY Dunkey's youtube career. He was in debt, Microsoft made a deal with him and didn't pay him, and Machinina screwed him over
His Mario 64 videos explain a lot about him tbh
A-amazing! Your depth is rising! I've never seen depth levels this deep!
Honestly, me and my cat loved the music intro. Really sparks life into your counter streak gaming videos.
Do some unboxing videos for frozen pizzas.
I would watch it
His gf's channel is dull of them doing stuff like that. She also feeds him nasty food from toys r is, it's funny af
*full
Flaunting Floof
not really
Flaunting Floof
take it easy there I'm not looking for a boyfriend
This is the most meta video I've seen on the entire internet.
THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
Dunky is the Bo Burnham of the RUclips "industry".
Bo Burnham's kind of dumb imho.
How so?
Sans1kaL Keeping in mind that this is just my own feelings, he seems to usually go for the low-hanging fruit. He just appeals to the sort of 12-year-old mentality that thinks randomness is the same as humor.
I guess you could see it that way.
I laughed when Nicrosoft did that because I know a similar story involving this RUclips-
0:20 if this person is a youtuber, that will really make me feel like Batman
Haha take that machinima
Maximina
Yoshimitsu
Suco Vidya I
Mashitima
Suco Vidya what did machimima do? I don't get the joke
So wait... Did you pretty much just use this game to make a kind of Draw my Life style video but meta as fuck?
Cause I mean, that was fantastic.
Yes pretty much
He has already done a Draw My Life. It's a mastapiece.
he already did a draw my life. It made me cry. His life was tragic
I cri every time i see it.
WEEB SHUT DOWN LIVE ON DUNKEY TV
0:35 That 3ds internet settings music lol
It's beautifull.
“gay furby wrestles hulk hogan”
If I ever make videos. That will be the title of my first video.
Do it Verosika, make that video a reality
I'm not trying to pressure you into doing anything, but you gotta keep this promise or someone might die.
Please
VIDEO GAME VIDEO GAME DUUNNKEYY VIDEO GAME VIDEO GAME DUUNKKEYY *insert jazz music with logo here*
OH! Thatsa Bigga Headshot!
*Queue Credits*
*cue
*q
Luck Feague
Want cod points? Google, demented-joker-operations
Qynamic Dueue, Ss Ihit
I've seen your stuff. Almost made my want to play shaco... almost.
Tuck Frump?
shaco mains humor, lads! behold!
this is a masterpiece.
Dunkey's voice is amongst the many reasons I love his videos
If Dunkey is a donkey, I am a foosball pizza.
Cousins uncles father... so your grandpa?
I'd eat a foosball pizza
burger king bitch!
+Jowenbra And his wife, so essentially your grandma
no, HE'S A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE.
If this guy is a RUclipsr, I'm Batman.
Who talks like this?
People who know how to use proper punctuation and capitalization.
So nobody on the Internet?
dude sit down
GOTEM
Wilson, that's who
"whaaaaat? You've never played Tuber Simulator?!"
Please stop
@@ultra_exists no
ultra_exists no
PFT
You know it's fun right?
Why did we never see the musical intro ever again it’s so good
In all seriousness why the hell does everyone want Dunkey to have an intro? Intros are just less time you get to spend watching actual content, and I'm glad Dunkey doesn't have one.
I've never heard anyone say "why doesn't dunkey have an intro?"
Lucas Hamrick
Read the comments on this video, everyone is saying how they want Dunkey to start using the intro he made for this video.
i reply so people will go to my channel, since it is shown in the Top comments.
Maebbie
That's stupid but okay. Good for you.
longer videos = more $$$
Hahahaha, if this person is a RUclipsr, I'm Batman! Awful editing.
you are funny yes funny man moch originale
+Round Spherical Objects While we're being unoriginal...
Hey that's pretty gudd.
so is your picture
+Makrix Mottle Wow the self advertisement xD
Darkune Plays I know ;-)
The line “I’m a dunkey monkey” really spoke to me on a spiritual level
I unironically love that musical intro
it's funny because this is his youtube life up to now haha
*whispers* army is everywhere...J-HOOOPE
haha
Welcome to the joke bud
Holy shit! You're blowing my mind, kid! DudeGuyBro its like you're trying to tell me this wasn't just a bunch of random shit thrown together and that its an intentionally comedic commentary on his experience as a content creator on the RUclips's? Get the Fuck outta here with that blatantly fictional and slanderous interpretation. There's no way a content creator would make a parody that is true to their experience using a game called "youtuber simulator".
anonymous guy “every word you just said was” completely and utterly “wrong”
"uhhh, I'll pick Maximima."
*Literally implodes upon clicking*
Hey dunkey, funny video man. Great editing!
Please do a new Teemo video.
That is, in fact, an accurate depiction of Machinima.
I actually clicked off the video when "more dunfly" popped up half way through
Me too lel.
Me too
but dongly sometimes clips after the outro y would u do that
I literally just found dunkey and binge watched all of his videos
+iiHasCookies I DONT KNOW
That was me a year ago
Bro!!! Go back like wayyy back to wrigglers red coins, or as I like to call it WRIGGLERS RED DICK! That was the first video I ever saw of his and it's the real master piece. But nunu nights is by far my favorite
His Dunk Souls videos are my personal favorite
Snefficus same
That intro is pure gold!!!
Love the new intro man,
And he never continued his sentence after this.
5:10
Accurate video of what happens to your channel when you become a part of Machinima.
He moved the queen when he said he was a rook
That vgdunkey intro is...
*A MASTAHPIECE!*
Wait...
Psycho Mantis?
You're that ninja !
Blasteth
Turn off the game console.
We managed to avoid drowning
This is just like my Japanese animes
Metal gear???
Don't ever go back to League. To be honest, your league videos were the only videos I would avoid watching. All your other videos are absolute gold.
I agree with you
same
+Jaren Bure YES MAN!
redviper57 the kahns are a dirty people!
he was made by league dude
Funny video! I like how you used the 3Ds Internet Settings theme, it's a good theme :-)
I loved the refrences to your actual RUclips life
This is basically his life story.
More like Mashitima
+LlosaTheKing WELCOME TO MASHITIMA
Machinima just got DISSED! You gonna' take that 'Mashitima', you gonna' just let this punk get away with it?
This is a game a lot of people made very basic videos on. Dunkey instead shows off his creativity in what is by far the most funny and original take on RUclips Simulator I have ever seen. Loved it
I come back to this video usually purely for that god damn jam of an intro
Gay Furbie wrestles hulk Hogan killed me.
2:03 Please, please oh, please, make that intro your actual intro.
I actually really freaking loved the musical intro
The way it just keeps exploding
The outro song is Bonus Room Blitz from Donkey Kong Country.
* Dunkey Dong Cuntry
Dankey kang cantry
Stankey Kang Danktree
expand dong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I feel like this cut deep to dunkey
This story of the the rise and struggle of youtubby dunkey is a masterpiece
Best youtube intro ever
π/5 It has a little something for everyone
why can't I subscribe more than once
you can apply for notifications (use the little bell). that's sorta like subscribing twice
make another account
Simple; make another account!
I subscribe with TWO accounts!
@@FunSizedDragon i give you double money
This is the "draw my life", of videogamedunkey.
Dunkey already has a draw my life you fucking amateur
Haha love the machinema refrence. That thing blew up with nothing left it was so hollow.
this is the best origin story film out there
That musical intro is hip. I'm definitely pirating this video so I can listen to the musical Intro. Thank you Dunkey!
soundcloud.com/customphase/dunkey-song
+Tralalalala You can't be fucking serious 😂
i seriously thought that's what he was talking about. was he not?
I'm upset it wasn't a Rick Roll. You have failed the internet.
Missed opportunity, maybe, but still a great joke, considering the whole video was him playing the game in real life...sorta.
i love how he has the same music he used and punchlines for the game dev tycoon video.
After the 'I'm done with League of giants' part I laughed with a tear rolling down my face
Honestly the musical intro is a bop
please make that your actual intro
"They didn't pay me... uh, turns out this is a very realistic game... uh, it's hitting pretty close to home -"
Dunkey truly is the master of meta.
This game really makes you feel like Dunkey! 10/10
Funny how he built this entirely around his YT history and life.
Props for fitting it in lol
Am I the only one worried about that car at the end?
Yes
Yeah I too am worried it doesnt get caught up in the fiery explosions.
No. You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
where do I find that
+ThaSupaboi in uranus
WOW! Alot of refrences from dunkeys older video's and nostalgia from the video game tycoon is such a treat for my brain.
That musical intro would actually be a amazing intro for this channel
A reminder that that Dunkey music intro is lit.
Okay, that's enough posing. You come out now, nobody knows you.
Rekt.