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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2016
  • In June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $160 million dollars.
    (13 neopoints)
    Music By: Jeff Sabar - goo.gl/CHe1y4
    Title: Retribution
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @KishibeRohan
    @KishibeRohan 7 лет назад +3441

    >Its Black Friday
    >Dunkey uploaded
    >Dunkey is black confirmed

    • @partywhale9613
      @partywhale9613 7 лет назад +19

      Kishibe Rohan inb4 top comment

    • @sunforged1662
      @sunforged1662 7 лет назад +1

      Kishibe Rohan
      K

    • @isyaboi
      @isyaboi 7 лет назад +4

      Kishibe Rohan blackuminati confirmed!

    • @computerpixels3223
      @computerpixels3223 7 лет назад +2

      I Hope That's A Joke Cuz Hes Not :3

    • @themonkeyking53
      @themonkeyking53 7 лет назад +28

      Kishibe Rohan You got beaned by Killer Queen today

  • @wubologist
    @wubologist 7 лет назад +13578

    i played neopets religiously in 5th grade and my mom bought me 23 neopets on ebay for my birthday and i would stuff them in a little toy bus and jump on the trampoline and the last one to stay in the bus was the winner now i just go to work and pay bills and hate my life

  • @frogwearingwellies6149
    @frogwearingwellies6149 6 лет назад +13215

    This was the first video I saw that had Leah in it and at the time I legit thought Dunkey hired an actual eight year old to show him how to play neopets.

    • @wayne7795
      @wayne7795 5 лет назад +371

      LMAO

    • @ALostSkullKid
      @ALostSkullKid 5 лет назад +582

      Leah is an actual eight year old.

    • @abigaillilac1370
      @abigaillilac1370 5 лет назад +543

      She has one of the most irritating voices I have ever heard. It sounds like she's doing a fake baby voice.

    • @morganfreeman544
      @morganfreeman544 5 лет назад +1561

      @@abigaillilac1370 nah man Leah's an original gangster. You gotta watch out she'll fuck you up

    • @202cardline
      @202cardline 5 лет назад +792

      Morgan Freeman It's true Leah once stabbed the guy who tried to swipe her phone.

  • @theannoyinggeek156
    @theannoyinggeek156 6 лет назад +4898

    "Official warning from the neopets team"
    I'm done making neopets videos.

  • @gorrilaunit99
    @gorrilaunit99 7 лет назад +1255

    Dunkey's girls laughter is
    pure. evil.

    • @CasperTheGhost64
      @CasperTheGhost64 7 лет назад +11

      No one likes you peter.

    • @aegisfate117
      @aegisfate117 7 лет назад +3

      Oil swangin' diploma, got em peepin' my persona
      I done shook dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona

    • @applemansr2688
      @applemansr2688 7 лет назад +1

      theringwoodbros loneliness forever FAM!!

    • @snubbenper9187
      @snubbenper9187 7 лет назад +1

      *Leah

    • @TheMissHooligan
      @TheMissHooligan 7 лет назад +5

      gorrilaunit99 IT'S ADORABLE!

  • @Aztrosist
    @Aztrosist 7 лет назад +1723

    If you take the word "dunkey," get rid of some of the letters, and then add a few, you get:
    B L A C K
    You tryna' hide something, dunk?

  • @scruffmutt
    @scruffmutt 4 года назад +4586

    Dunkey and Leah's relationship is so strong...if my partner closed out on the neopets wheel it would've been over right then and there

    • @zachballou6782
      @zachballou6782 3 года назад +91

      Hopefully Leah doesn’t trip on a banana

    • @barbrastrysand6727
      @barbrastrysand6727 3 года назад +44

      “Partner?” What are you, gay?

    • @joenevico7742
      @joenevico7742 3 года назад +19

      @@barbrastrysand6727 psshhhh bahahaha he might actually be gay fr fr and dunkey is black and Biden is President.

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 3 года назад +1

      +

    • @mylastaccountgotbanned2393
      @mylastaccountgotbanned2393 3 года назад +6

      @@joenevico7742 biden is the president tho isnt he?

  • @hewhomainsness9189
    @hewhomainsness9189 4 года назад +2828

    "Hey, what game would kids like to play?"
    "How about a spinning wheel that lasts for 9 hours?"
    *"hell yes"*

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 4 года назад +39

      big boy i always found it funny tbh

    • @truck-samagodofreincarnati3256
      @truck-samagodofreincarnati3256 3 года назад +42

      I spun it before it wet to sleep each night

    • @he96765
      @he96765 3 года назад +14

      I never had the patience for that wheel, no matter if I could win a paintbrush

    • @he96765
      @he96765 3 года назад +9

      @@truck-samagodofreincarnati3256 if only I had a computer of my own back then, I've would have done this

    • @guybrushthreepwood9071
      @guybrushthreepwood9071 2 года назад +31

      It teaches children the important lesson that life is one big dissapointment but if you're patient you'll also be dissapointed

  • @CausticFoil
    @CausticFoil 7 лет назад +4155

    Dunkey was *dying*, and now he is *starving*!

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 7 лет назад +218

      CausticFoil He then turned yellow and got *very hungry*!

    • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
      @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 6 лет назад +11

      1.8 likes and only 2 replies? *NIGGA!*

    • @elijahtijero613
      @elijahtijero613 4 года назад +1

      Stonks ↗️

    • @tubbykids00
      @tubbykids00 2 года назад +2

      The road to recovery is a long way ahead but hey it's progress

  • @rpgaddict314
    @rpgaddict314 7 лет назад +3450

    Ah, Neopets, the first Internet game I wasted so much time on until I thought "why the hell am I playing this?"

    • @HarrisonScottHisoandso
      @HarrisonScottHisoandso 7 лет назад +71

      I never played I just remembered getting neopet toys at mcdonalds.

    • @gillesandkarel
      @gillesandkarel 7 лет назад

      +Frank oh god

    • @murica4402
      @murica4402 7 лет назад +3

      Harrison Scott same here. I once had a neopet plushie, It was a small little devil

    • @rpgaddict314
      @rpgaddict314 7 лет назад +9

      I'm moving, digging through my stuff, and found Neopets cards of all things.

    • @pixeltiger4204
      @pixeltiger4204 7 лет назад

      oh yes, the first of a dozen

  • @TheCrazyunicornlady
    @TheCrazyunicornlady 5 лет назад +1643

    after watching this, I checked in on my neopet. Its 3,373 days old and dying lmfao

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +29

      Since March of 2010 ?

    • @konaplays1920
      @konaplays1920 4 года назад +41

      4876 days since mine. Wouldn't have remembered this game existed til I saw this vid.

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 3 года назад +27

      I don't remember my login info, but I haven't logged in since, like....maybe 2008? F for my Neopets.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 года назад +7

      @@hawktalon7890 oh God same........ I now feel horrible for the neopets I left behind because I grew up.....

    • @jayakisatra4208
      @jayakisatra4208 2 года назад +1

      Your Neopets will haunt you with their already nonexistent bellies!
      _EERRGHHH FEED ME, TIMMY_

  • @brandonmorel2658
    @brandonmorel2658 3 года назад +498

    My dad, one of the most important members in the board of directors of Viacom lost most of his money when he played a minigame of the neopets site, he lost 13 neopoints ( 1 billion dollars adjusted for inflation )

  • @VedTraed
    @VedTraed 7 лет назад +750

    Fun fact: this game was bought by Viacom back in 2005 for US$160 million.
    The development cost of GTA 5 (excluding marketing) was US$137 million.

    • @majoro7251
      @majoro7251 7 лет назад +8

      this pile of utter shit was bought for 160m? fuck!

    • @SapphireCarbuncle009
      @SapphireCarbuncle009 7 лет назад +8

      VedTraed does that account for inflation too?

    • @VedTraed
      @VedTraed 7 лет назад +100

      The Sapphire Carbuncle
      No. Today that Neopets purchase would be US$198 million.

    • @ColorFusical
      @ColorFusical 7 лет назад +81

      neopets used to be awesome tbh
      the plots and site events were really fun and since all the good stuff was extremely expensive people actually dedicated their time to earn nps thus the site was really active, so back in the day this site was worth that money

    • @Agent_Cobalt
      @Agent_Cobalt 7 лет назад +7

      Utonium Ph. D. How the "mighty" have fallen
      Honestly this looks entirely built upon its community (in short, it wouldn't be what you call popular without the hardcore fans)
      But that doesn't at all make it good
      Everything ever has some sort of fan base now a days, and I'm sure this video came from a so bad it's good pov

  • @Killerwhale-kp2fm
    @Killerwhale-kp2fm 7 лет назад +2316

    Neopets. More like Winston.

  • @huzash6977
    @huzash6977 5 лет назад +2175

    "Macy Gray is a very special Neopet. She uses her amazing singing voice to charm other pets into being her friend. Watch out for her ray gun though!"
    Believe it or not folks this is real, this was in the game. What a world we live in.

    • @olivialanc9035
      @olivialanc9035 4 года назад +15

      Really??

    • @GingerNishikino
      @GingerNishikino 4 года назад +143

      Olivia yes, and there’s penguin Neopets called Bruce, which literally used Bruce Forsyth’s photo.

    • @Xernvalt
      @Xernvalt 2 года назад +67

      To add to the public domain of info, my research also said that the game was originally developed for college students who couldn’t keep pets on campus so that’s why they had weird ass pets like Macy Gray

    • @HealthyWC-2
      @HealthyWC-2 2 года назад +13

      @@Xernvalt "originally developed for college students who couldn’t keep pets on campus so that’s why they had weird ass pets like Macy Gray"
      But her picture was a Black singer xd

    • @scottishcheese13
      @scottishcheese13 2 года назад +36

      @@HealthyWC-2 because Macy Gray is a black singer?

  • @mattterway6487
    @mattterway6487 5 лет назад +1656

    I think the cheese shop game could be a reference to a Monty Python skit.

    • @cloverbun2574
      @cloverbun2574 4 года назад +38

      @@piratediscoking1392 well, Neopets came out a long time ago

    • @dumbdumb572
      @dumbdumb572 4 года назад +87

      @@cloverbun2574 for children

    • @joshuawinestock9998
      @joshuawinestock9998 4 года назад +159

      Definitely a reference. Don't want to panic anybody but I think this game might just have a sense of humour

    • @allykat5931
      @allykat5931 3 года назад +19

      @@dumbdumb572 i mean the people who used to play it are most likely in their early to late 20s now

    • @Fewchore
      @Fewchore 3 года назад +29

      @@allykat5931 30's, it was popular for kids-tweens in the early 2000's

  • @Intervault
    @Intervault 7 лет назад +2794

    Pokemon sun and moon looks great

    • @zeronuff2028
      @zeronuff2028 7 лет назад +32

      He's playing it on the new new 3ds.

    • @Sweetfunkyjesus
      @Sweetfunkyjesus 7 лет назад +18

      I believe it's called the "3DBoy Advanced SP XXL" actually. Fuck Nintendo.

    • @andrewcomstock2828
      @andrewcomstock2828 7 лет назад +10

      PCWOverlord Nintendo knocked it out of the park

    • @Boamere
      @Boamere 7 лет назад

      It's really good,it's able to laugh at itself which is rare for a pokemon game

    • @Gamer4672
      @Gamer4672 7 лет назад +17

      My favorite new pokemon is Alola Jynx at 6:08

  • @00st4rboy
    @00st4rboy 7 лет назад +835

    is that a pro genji

    • @gaylordbigboobs
      @gaylordbigboobs 7 лет назад

      No it's Jesus

    • @nomadic-loyalist
      @nomadic-loyalist 7 лет назад +2

      Just a random meme SHADOW MOSSES

    • @gaylordbigboobs
      @gaylordbigboobs 7 лет назад +1

      Loyalist GCMT hi mom

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 7 лет назад

      Is this the unrelated dunkey meme contest? Because pretty sure I'm the best.
      Not even close babyyyyy
      Do you remember that one time dunkey beat sky in smash?
      spaghetti and meatballs
      DID SOMEBODY SAY KNACKKKKK?
      Try and beat me boi

    • @gaylordbigboobs
      @gaylordbigboobs 7 лет назад

      Eroil G.r what are you fucking gay

  • @SkullThunder
    @SkullThunder 3 года назад +345

    "My neopet is dying. I'm going to feed it a knife"
    I don't know what I found funnier in that situation:
    A. The fact that Dunkey named his neopet 'stupid_idiot_2000'
    B. The fact that he fed a KNIFE to said neopet
    C. The fact that it didn't kill the neopet
    OR
    D. The fact that after the neopet ate it, he went from dying to starving.

    • @yisusarguedas2120
      @yisusarguedas2120 Год назад +23

      The knife was also worth 46k neopoints

    • @dannya5637
      @dannya5637 9 месяцев назад +6

      I’d rather go with E. The fact that the neopet thought it was delicious

  • @mattlariat3806
    @mattlariat3806 3 года назад +355

    I know that sometimes it's hard to decipher when Dunkey is trolling or being sarcastic, but let me assure you that the pet "Kau" literally used to be Macy Gray holding a ray gun. That is not him trolling. It's real.

    • @HealthyWC-2
      @HealthyWC-2 2 года назад +15

      I swear everytime I think Dunkey is trolling I find out this shit is real.
      You know how weird it was that "Joe's Dinner" didn't get a PS5 release?

  • @Just_Amatuer
    @Just_Amatuer 7 лет назад +983

    Wow, Sun and Moon looks pretty shitty to me. I don't get the hype.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 7 лет назад +76

      It's the beta version.

    • @rianiku2638
      @rianiku2638 7 лет назад +2

      Unshaved Malevolence alpha*

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 7 лет назад +68

      Wow are you serious? Did you even watch the video? That black woman looked amazing!

    • @Tuskor130
      @Tuskor130 7 лет назад +33

      The Fedderation well it's the first time they officially addressed the biggest issue of the game. they called it Sun and Moon because you see both of them in the time it takes to spin da wheel

    • @maisumjesus
      @maisumjesus 7 лет назад

      Eroil G.r you mean cow, right?

  • @drakevegas7073
    @drakevegas7073 7 лет назад +1542

    I actually looked it up, and yes, Kau used to be a black woman instead of an actual cow on Neopets.
    I thought it was a joke. It was not.

  • @noearchambot7355
    @noearchambot7355 5 лет назад +634

    In June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $160 million dollars.

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 5 лет назад +380

      (13 neopoints)

    • @TheRealIsaakAllen
      @TheRealIsaakAllen 5 лет назад +68

      You know who owned it prior to the viacom acquisition? Scientologists, for real look it up

    • @maskettaman1488
      @maskettaman1488 5 лет назад +28

      @@TheRealIsaakAllen If you're gonna steal a tidbit from down the rabbit hole at least get it right lmao

    • @TheRealIsaakAllen
      @TheRealIsaakAllen 5 лет назад +19

      @@maskettaman1488 NO... I am a stubborn 12 year old

    • @Jun-cz9cv
      @Jun-cz9cv 4 года назад +4

      On the bright side... Its a lotto money
      How many people was managing neopet before beingg sold anyway?

  • @cellextheblackout7232
    @cellextheblackout7232 7 лет назад +677

    Oh This must be that penguin club game i keep hearing about. Looks great.

    • @bson-xi1no
      @bson-xi1no 4 года назад +26

      @Nyvzzz dude it was a joke

    • @StolidLiquid
      @StolidLiquid 4 года назад +18

      @Nyvzzz Not as good as bookworm adventures deluxe though...

    • @LateTheIdiot
      @LateTheIdiot 3 года назад +1

      yeah the new club penguin game sure looks good

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 3 года назад

      @nyvzzz b*tch!!

  • @Necrobadger
    @Necrobadger 7 лет назад +209

    God, I wonder if my old Neopets account from 2001 still exists.

    • @bobenheimen
      @bobenheimen 7 лет назад +77

      Yes and your neopet caught the neorabbies and had to start neohooking itself out for neopoints for more neosmack to make it thru the neoday.
      Please do not respond to this neomessage.

    • @forteprotze
      @forteprotze 7 лет назад +19

      Necrobadger
      I imagine so. Mine from around that time (I think) is still there.

    • @user-nn6rv5dy6m
      @user-nn6rv5dy6m 6 лет назад +1

      Necrobadger it does. mine from 2003 exists.

    • @user-nn6rv5dy6m
      @user-nn6rv5dy6m 6 лет назад

      Necrobadger it's hey_girl_156 lol. cringe

    • @opheduclos-roy8349
      @opheduclos-roy8349 6 лет назад

      Necrobadger same lol

  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve 7 лет назад +2084

    that was a good ass video. do one on newgrounds next!

    • @suresren
      @suresren 7 лет назад +83

      I know right? Neopets, miniclip, xgenstudios, newgrounds...Fuck, blast from a previous decade.

    • @hexmaniac
      @hexmaniac 7 лет назад +5

      suresren goddamn... do you remember when miniclip use to have Looney tunes on their website

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve 7 лет назад +10

      suresren holy shit. xgenstudios. what the hell i havent heard that for so long

    • @suresren
      @suresren 7 лет назад +3

      thethethethethethe Do you remember when people used to play Bush vs Kerry boxing?

    • @hexmaniac
      @hexmaniac 7 лет назад +3

      suresren lmao yeah

  • @MoishaAPD
    @MoishaAPD 6 лет назад +675

    how did make a team of baby elephants who accepts a quest from Chomby and The Fungus Balls?
    BY EATING A CAN OF HALLOWEEN POISON BONES AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

  • @jakeunderscore
    @jakeunderscore 5 лет назад +104

    Neopets started my gambling addiction

  • @TheFalseProphetofDomeocracy
    @TheFalseProphetofDomeocracy 7 лет назад +206

    They say that if you're early, Dunkey will do nothing.

    • @TheFalseProphetofDomeocracy
      @TheFalseProphetofDomeocracy 7 лет назад +291

      oh my fucking god it's true!!!!!!

    • @shblov
      @shblov 7 лет назад +7

      OH MY GOD THE PROPHECY CAME TRUE

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 7 лет назад

      My RUclips says you left a comment 17 hours ago whivh got replied to 23 hours ago. Twice. So your a time traveler, and thus your prophesies are cheating. Or RUclips is telling me false information.

  • @guitarlolfriend
    @guitarlolfriend 7 лет назад +153

    How did make a team of Baby Elephantes who accepts a quest from Chomby & the fungus balls

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 7 лет назад +88

      PestilenceProductions By eating a can of halloween poison bones!
      *badum ting!*

    • @guitarlolfriend
      @guitarlolfriend 7 лет назад +8

      unfunny

    • @noredine
      @noredine 6 лет назад +5

      that's a knee slapper right there

  • @bobdylan568
    @bobdylan568 6 лет назад +820

    How could you not include the original design for the Bruce which was literally just an image of Bruce Forsyth

    • @vivianjensen4585
      @vivianjensen4585 4 года назад +16

      I can't believe I clicked on your fucking account. I wanna die

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 года назад +11

      @@vivianjensen4585 why

    • @JCstock
      @JCstock 3 года назад +3

      or the neopet that was just one of the creators friends.

    • @batrachianbill9760
      @batrachianbill9760 2 года назад +3

      @@nickv.3573 he hates bob dylan

  • @ashmanpopo
    @ashmanpopo 3 года назад +31

    I like how in the ball drop game, the table is cleary slanted with books under the legs

  • @classyglassy2035
    @classyglassy2035 7 лет назад +1883

    "Uh-oh..."
    **maniacal laughter**
    Ok, apparently Leah is actually a sadist hidden behind an unreasonably cute voice.

    • @nothanksfools
      @nothanksfools 4 года назад +56

      Annoying voice *

    • @marzbar5877
      @marzbar5877 4 года назад +139

      That’s just like... your opinion, man

    • @dionysusfall2738
      @dionysusfall2738 4 года назад +2

      @@marzbar5877 im the dude

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 4 года назад +41

      @@nothanksfools No one wants to hear your shit opinion

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 4 года назад +52

      @@whenyournameisduoduos1282 No one wants to hear your opinion about my opinion about his opinion

  • @ishmaboy
    @ishmaboy 7 лет назад +403

    I'm so glad he played all the old games. This really took me back...2002 was an amazing year for shitty flash games.

    • @suresren
      @suresren 7 лет назад +8

      That was when flash really was shitty. Like. Really shitty. Ever watch Joe Zombie? Or Dead Rain? On newgrounds

    • @moviesrobert
      @moviesrobert 7 лет назад +4

      Flash is and has always been shitty. with the creation of toon boom harmony, only shoobies use flash

    • @jarlath6815
      @jarlath6815 7 лет назад +1

      You tryna fuck with Diesel and Death boy?

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 7 лет назад +2

      Toon Boom Harmony can't make games you actual dumbass.

    • @moviesrobert
      @moviesrobert 7 лет назад +1

      ***** If it's about games, then there's a hell of lot better things to make games with, even back then

  • @russian_bomb4202
    @russian_bomb4202 5 лет назад +152

    *Don't forget to feed your Neopets*

  • @shamboolic
    @shamboolic 3 года назад +43

    "I'm already banned from neopets."
    Next video: *I'm done with neopets*

  • @keikuru1
    @keikuru1 7 лет назад +508

    I'm 25 and remember playing this at school, I used to just enjoy the minigames.

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames 7 лет назад +1

      Your pseudo just got yourself a like because of nostalgia.

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps 7 лет назад +15

      Roll Fizzlebeef I doubt I could play at school anymore cuz my school is fucking retarded and it blocks alot of the kid sites.

    • @DJAfter8
      @DJAfter8 7 лет назад +7

      well, better go to 4chan then!

    • @knee0036
      @knee0036 7 лет назад

      BeefyFizzle!

    • @juanmarodriguez6010
      @juanmarodriguez6010 6 лет назад

      me too

  • @VanBurenOfficial
    @VanBurenOfficial 7 лет назад +166

    Neopets what the hottest thing back in the day, that one game where you got the eggs and it was like snake was the dream

  • @seigeengine
    @seigeengine 6 лет назад +287

    Neopets actually wasn't terrible at one point. The games were fun, and the economy wasn't completely shit and pointless,

    • @nevereverstopsinging
      @nevereverstopsinging 3 года назад +11

      Isn’t it pretty much the exact same now?

    • @tarponpet
      @tarponpet 3 года назад +1

      The fun games are still there

    • @anavailablehandle
      @anavailablehandle 2 года назад +13

      @@nevereverstopsinging the company that bought from viacom doesnt know wtf theyre doing. also you cant play 70% of the games now, they died with flash.. yet to be converted

  • @thedirtiestsloth9468
    @thedirtiestsloth9468 6 лет назад +53

    When I first watched this video a year and a half ago, I thought "Kau" being a black woman was just a joke Dunkey put together. Today I learned that it's actually fucking real.

  • @RabbitPlaysGames
    @RabbitPlaysGames 7 лет назад +388

    I'm mildly ashamed to confess that I spent an unhealthy amount of my pre-teen years playing Neopets. 😂

    • @doorstuck706
      @doorstuck706 7 лет назад

      Rabbit Plays Games Me too

    • @LazyTomato
      @LazyTomato 7 лет назад +2

      oh good so i'm not the only one who used to play the shit out of this

    • @Kronusis
      @Kronusis 7 лет назад

      Rabbit Plays Games same like 8 years ago my siblings and I would spend hours on it, he didn't show any of the good games though :/

    • @KandiKisses101
      @KandiKisses101 7 лет назад +11

      Not as ashamed as I am to say I still play it!

    • @RabbitPlaysGames
      @RabbitPlaysGames 7 лет назад

      Metal Gear Zeke
      Glad I'm not alone! XD

  • @RBtheMad
    @RBtheMad 7 лет назад +2945

    i thought he was joking about the black woman.
    nope.

    • @user-nn6rv5dy6m
      @user-nn6rv5dy6m 6 лет назад +90

      uzzumymw seriously ?

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +480

      It wasn't just any black woman. It was Macy Gray.
      They also had a pet based on Bruce Forsythe. In fact, it wasn't just based on him, it was literally just a cutout photograph of him.
      Don't ask me. I don't know why either of them were a thing, either. All I know was that they were changed due to copyright concerns.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +290

      mirkalal Weird, right? I believe the site started out as being for college kids so it was just kind of a weird joke, I guess.

    • @celesbianmegastar
      @celesbianmegastar 6 лет назад +28

      Those were the April Fools Images, not the originals. Still funny, tho.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +85

      Kalle Scope No, they weren't! Macy Gray became the Kau and Bruce Forsythe became the Bruce (shocker, I know).

  • @GeeztJeez
    @GeeztJeez 3 года назад +29

    Neopoints is the most reviled strand type currency I have ever laid my eyes upon

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 4 года назад +32

    Ah man I'm in my mid 20s and this video still makes me wanna relive the neopets days. There were some actually good games on there. Especially the old school rpg, I still have such strong memories of it 10+ years later

    • @yalldveyaint4647
      @yalldveyaint4647 3 года назад +3

      im about a year late but if you mean neoquest it's still playable, the other games are kinda... dead bc of flash but if you download a browser with flash theyre playable too

  • @GabeJohnson91
    @GabeJohnson91 7 лет назад +2401

    Dunkey's pet's name is stupid_idiot_2000...
    Someone drank in the Gift of Jericho.

  • @AceTheDragon3
    @AceTheDragon3 7 лет назад +727

    Goddamn, I logged into this website after, oh, 8 years? 8-9 years? Good lord, this was the SHIT back then. Now it's... not. Huh. Should I feel bad?

    • @muhammedabdul-ghaffar8765
      @muhammedabdul-ghaffar8765 7 лет назад +20

      I feel quite similar as you do, it's still around but it's been seriously forgotten in the popular mind.

    • @AceTheDragon3
      @AceTheDragon3 7 лет назад +50

      Muhammed Abdul-Ghaffar
      Maybe it's just at a stand-still until someone overhauls it. The site still has that Windows XP feel to it. The flash games don't even play properly because the newest version of Flash can't run them properly.

    • @AceTheDragon3
      @AceTheDragon3 7 лет назад +17

      *****
      Calm down there, Jose.

    • @AceTheDragon3
      @AceTheDragon3 7 лет назад +2

      Addison Bortion
      You just made my day with this comment. xD

    • @Chantel99
      @Chantel99 7 лет назад +38

      Your not the only one. When I was younger I would play this sometimes...I remember hoping to get this paint brush in the game that makes your pet look like a pretty fairy soooo bad...XD Now 9 years later I look at it again and I'm like, wow...o.o I must of had nothing better to do back then.

  • @mossara7898
    @mossara7898 5 лет назад +94

    If I had to pick one video to completely forget, just to be able to rewatch it again like I did the first time I saw it, it would be this video. It’s, how you say..... a masterpiece.

  • @user-tl8tc6ft3r
    @user-tl8tc6ft3r 11 месяцев назад +4

    This website was the best part of my childhood. I still have my pink and white Aisha door hanger from when I was a small girl. Thanks for all the programmers' beautiful work. Love you guys!

  • @Luckydeath973
    @Luckydeath973 7 лет назад +88

    I saw this on the stream live, it was freaking amazing, when Lea closed the wheel on accident he litteraly stopped the stream and said " welp there it is, she closed it, it's done " xD it was so funny

    • @lastnamefirstname6949
      @lastnamefirstname6949 7 лет назад

      Where can I find his stream

    • @Luckydeath973
      @Luckydeath973 7 лет назад +12

      Well you could just search " dunkey stream " and click the first link but there it is : twitch.tv , is he's twitch stream , he rarely stream , and sometimes he tweet before he streams but it's rare so yeah.

    • @Luckydeath973
      @Luckydeath973 7 лет назад +2

      Doesn't mean he doesn't stream, it could means he deletes or doesn't allow past broadcast.

  • @Blazinter
    @Blazinter 7 лет назад +209

    Dunkey, you don't need to torture yourself playing this class of stuff.
    Why not master pieces like Superman 64 or replay some Knack?

    • @newt2246
      @newt2246 7 лет назад +1

      he did one on superman 64 already

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny 7 лет назад +6

      newt "Superman sixty--
      no."

    • @MGBYST
      @MGBYST 7 лет назад +2

      Blazinter DID SOMEONE SAY KNACK

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 7 лет назад +1

      Ya like dat Knack don'tcha, bitch?

    • @samsterog
      @samsterog 7 лет назад +4

      IITTTZZZ KNAAACK BAYBEEEEE!!!

  • @jtdnweqnichoei
    @jtdnweqnichoei 3 года назад +4

    one of dunkeys best videos

  • @KatzNoirNation
    @KatzNoirNation 3 года назад +6

    I'm going through a really hard time right now. Watching all your videos over again is legitimately saving me right now. Thanks Dunk

  • @Astawroth
    @Astawroth 7 лет назад +2251

    i dont remember it being this shitty

    • @SM-gt9vg
      @SM-gt9vg 7 лет назад +18

      Why would you ask for real life cheeses in a game that takes place in an imaginary land called Neopia with imaginary made-up animals? Are you stupid, Addison? His gf was right, he should've put brick cheese... or dung cheese... those are cheeses that can actually be used in that game. You search on google: "what cheeses can be used in Cheeseroller?" Jeez you obviously never played Neopets. xD

    • @SM-gt9vg
      @SM-gt9vg 7 лет назад +58

      The wheel of monotony takes 2 hours because it's called the wheel of
      MONOTONY. xD It's not broken. It works like it was designed to. Spin it and then open a new tab and do something else while you wait. Not that hard. xD There's like 7 other wheels you can spin that only take 10 seconds if you're lazy. There's nothing wrong with the site, he just purposely picked some of the oldest/worst flash games and most boring features for comedic effect.

    • @Astawroth
      @Astawroth 7 лет назад +3

      so are there any good ones? dunkey certainly missed all of them

    • @Plasstyre
      @Plasstyre 7 лет назад +14

      +THE RAGE MACHINE Fan boy much? I bet you still play Neopets.

    • @luunnmusic
      @luunnmusic 7 лет назад +7

      i got really into it a year ago like i'm fucking rich now on my account and have rare pets but like i literally never played the games :p there's a lot to do on the site. it's pretty fun still if you know what you're doing.

  • @arstellum1137
    @arstellum1137 7 лет назад +456

    Was that cheese game a Monty Python reference?

    • @takashiari1598
      @takashiari1598 7 лет назад +33

      Arstellum I hope so

    • @cantwakeuppng
      @cantwakeuppng 7 лет назад +86

      more like a rip off, it was taking the lines directly from monty python

    • @marigo856
      @marigo856 7 лет назад +53

      cantwakeup.png, so its a reference then

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 7 лет назад +2

      if I remember rightly you needed to say a cheese from the neopet universe. I recall finding out a cheese then when I tried to use it it was stupidly expensive

    • @dinolandra
      @dinolandra 7 лет назад +6

      how is it a rip off if it's a game on a website? a ripoff would be another movie using those lines

  • @lucas02291
    @lucas02291 2 года назад +2

    Every couple of months I come back to this video just to watch the last bit a couple of times

  • @nathaniely3678
    @nathaniely3678 6 лет назад +2

    Hey dunk, this is one of my favorite videos of all time, thanks for making an absolute classic that never fails to make me laugh.

  • @emileeacosta1945
    @emileeacosta1945 7 лет назад +361

    this shit was the shit back in my shit

  • @xXMajorityClutchXx
    @xXMajorityClutchXx 7 лет назад +36

    My father used to work on the large house owned by the family who created Neopets. They're very wealthy Scientologists in LA.
    They paid a lot for a custom ice sculpture of the neopet at 7:13 to use at their xmas party.

    • @neopabo
      @neopabo 7 лет назад

      ExplodingBoot Huh. Interesting

    • @suresren
      @suresren 7 лет назад +8

      *Scientology*
      *Scientology*
      *Scientology*
      *Scientology*
      *Shaggy's dancing intensifies*

    • @KasuyaIceKarz2000
      @KasuyaIceKarz2000 7 лет назад +4

      +suresren *Let's plot a course. Intercourse.*

    • @mincephi4718
      @mincephi4718 7 лет назад +4

      scientologits invested in neopets but they didnt create it

    • @KasuyaIceKarz2000
      @KasuyaIceKarz2000 7 лет назад

      Billy Mays *Lucky for him I'm a dog lover.*

  • @copsarebastards
    @copsarebastards 7 лет назад +35

    Man I remember I had an internet gf on this shit. She liked resident evil and slipknot. Pyromaniac if you are out there- YOU WERE A GUY WEREN'T YOU? I DESERVE TO KNOW!

  • @cf-yg4bd
    @cf-yg4bd Год назад +7

    Neopets was the game that taught me about the perils and pitfalls of gambling addiction. I consider it the main reason I am not a gambler today. They were truly doing a public service.

  • @Diskhate
    @Diskhate 7 лет назад +202

    Sometimes i come back to this video just for the couple of seconds at 7:20
    "and there he is; that's the guy!"

  • @PinguinCrazy
    @PinguinCrazy 7 лет назад +307

    getting kids hooked on gambling games, nice neopets

    • @pyromasteralex
      @pyromasteralex 6 лет назад +34

      gotta train them early for the lootboxes

  • @chayam5904
    @chayam5904 6 лет назад +2

    I was crying with laughter for real it was so good I just found you and now I need to binge watch all your videos

  • @SnipermanElite
    @SnipermanElite 6 лет назад +9

    Damn, I made my Neopets account long ago when I was like 13. What a lovely shit it was, like, coming home from school and spending some hours playing in that platform daily, for like two years or some. Loved the diversity about places, mini-games, events, stories, misteries and stuff. Then it started to decline progressively and I started forgetting it out with time, entering the site with less and less frequency until I left it at some point I can't figure out. I'm 22 right now and after years of oblivion this shit just came out to my mind for apparently no reason, so I wanted to log in once again and search on the internet to see how are things going. Oh dude, the nostalgia, now that I think, my time in Neopets was one of the few good times I had during my teen age.

  • @fireraptor3494
    @fireraptor3494 7 лет назад +446

    Dunkey, this is a childish game
    please go back to club penguin

    • @AdamLeuer
      @AdamLeuer 7 лет назад +27

      Fuck your avatar

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ 7 лет назад +19

      if you still fell for it....i've got bad news for you

    • @HowlyPhook
      @HowlyPhook 7 лет назад +4

      Fireraptor I want that avatar, where would I find it? Ive been searching Rule 34 and I cant find it.

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 7 лет назад +2

      yt3.ggpht.com/-3rM_RocxN2U/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/K6dAa1esiEA/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg

  • @harukatashi5524
    @harukatashi5524 7 лет назад +130

    Gosh it's been a long time since I've fed mine.
    like twelve years or something.

    • @SaMooRai182
      @SaMooRai182 7 лет назад +53

      Yeah, that thing is dead like a motherfucker.

    • @10storme
      @10storme 7 лет назад +39

      Actually neopets can't die
      he's just eternally starving to death, unable to end his suffering

    • @ItsJustTeddington
      @ItsJustTeddington 6 лет назад

      If he hasn't logged in quite a while, the account might have been purged, hence the suffering ends. Can't say the same for pets thrown into the pound with random number/letter combinations in their names though.

  • @Cesspool127
    @Cesspool127 3 года назад +3

    pour one out yall, rip og neopets

  • @midknight1339
    @midknight1339 4 года назад +15

    I'm pretty sure that cheese store is a Monty Python cheese shop sketch reference, and I'm oddly proud of Neopets

  • @OmegaBearBBR
    @OmegaBearBBR 7 лет назад +28

    Neopets is the reason my password is on a public database

  • @TartarusPyro
    @TartarusPyro 7 лет назад +452

    donkey knack 2 what you have to say about that?

  • @ke9n
    @ke9n 7 лет назад +20

    Found for League of Legends content.
    Stayed for everything except League of Legends content.

  • @sakarver
    @sakarver 2 года назад +2

    Dunkey taking a second and then showing the original dragon neopet with the music on top still gets me to this very day.

  • @retardirirani
    @retardirirani 7 лет назад +236

    $160 mil. for this turd? How was that even profitable?
    Wiki article even says that Viacom re-sold the game to another company for unknown ammount. WHAT THE FUCK?

    • @TM-dq5lr
      @TM-dq5lr 7 лет назад +114

      I was pretty active on Neopets way back when Viacom bought it. They ended up flooding the site with ads and added in cosmetic micro transactions. Plus the game had quite a bit of merchandise and two console video games. At the time, the website was absolutely profitable. Since then, it definitely died down a ton, which is why Viacom sold it to Jump Start whom has zero idea how to keep it running and updated. At this point, the website is pretty much stuck in 2003 in terms of functionality and appearance. I can't imagine it's particularly profitable anymore.

    • @suresren
      @suresren 7 лет назад +62

      There are people commenting on youtube who weren't even alive when this game was at its peak. A forgotten part of my dusty childhood I can tell you.

    • @MacintoshPlus1MB
      @MacintoshPlus1MB 7 лет назад +78

      neopets used to be HUGE, i remember a promotion back in 2006 when they included a neopet plush in every happy meal at mcdonald's for a while. my brother, cousin, and i used to play it all the time

    • @Tuskor130
      @Tuskor130 7 лет назад +18

      Uros Serdar well you got a virtual pet you took care of by feeding it and it could starve to death. just like tamagachi but with shitty flash games and it was on a computer so your big brother couldn't steal it from you in revenge for using your 1994 gross-out toys to freak out his girlfriend like in the commercial.
      because this was the 90s and we were all idiot kids

    • @retardirirani
      @retardirirani 7 лет назад +9

      Okana Adonis Thanks for clarifying, I was not familiar with the game at the time; guess I was more of a Runescape / Warcraft person...

  • @roerbakei9754
    @roerbakei9754 7 лет назад +229

    I come here to remember why i shouldn't kill myself

    • @Geekaloompa
      @Geekaloompa 7 лет назад +8

      Neopets website and its entire aspect is a joke. The Staff actually are away from the computers 24/7 while the auto monitor bans it's users for anything.

    • @engiz3343
      @engiz3343 7 лет назад

      Hulaette Sorta, neopets was bought from viacom, and jumpstart got that rights for it. Jumpstart fired the original staff members, and replaced them with a shitty, poorly coded censor list. There was a raid 2 years ago.

    • @Geekaloompa
      @Geekaloompa 7 лет назад +2

      Engiz What do you mean when you say "raid"?

  • @charlespwnage5435
    @charlespwnage5435 6 лет назад +29

    it's was popular when I was in elementary school and that's 2001 30 in 3 years I feel old and also the nostalgia... kinda lol

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 3 года назад +3

    I remember playing Neopets in 1999...
    I am legit amazed it still exists.

  • @JT_Jag
    @JT_Jag 7 лет назад +36

    Neopets was hot shit back in the late 90s, back before we had good things to do on the internet. I have to admit, I spent my share of time on it.

    • @fukuuu
      @fukuuu 7 лет назад +3

      JT Jag ytmnd and newgrounds

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs 2 года назад

      Neopets only existed for one full month of the late 90s.

  • @logasoba
    @logasoba 7 лет назад +1435

    i didnt have neopets, i had webkinz

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 6 лет назад +2

    I truly hope that neopets will never die. It perfectly captures everything about those of us born in the 90's.

  • @charlieapples9373
    @charlieapples9373 4 года назад +197

    Man, you should have seen Neopets back in the early-mid 2000’s. It was almost all static HTML and had a staff of like 6 full-time people total, all from the UK, and boy howdy...they did not give a fuck about being kid-friendly.
    Hell, they didn’t give a fuck, period. There were like random events which could give you the best items in the game OR steal all of your Neopoints or best item *in your bank* OR straight up kill one of your Neopets in some gruesome way. Just by walking around. It was chaos.
    It was just one huge, trippy ass in-joke that the developers perpetuated seemingly for their own amusement, since this was back before they started doing sponsorship deals or digital currency shit. They weren’t making diddly squat for years, they just loved trolling and scaring the shit out of children on the internet under the guise of a cute fun video game that made absolutely no sense.

    • @themagician3032
      @themagician3032 2 года назад +9

      i need to see a documentary on this cause i played as a kid and i never saw any of this cool shit you speak of

    • @lilithlaney1759
      @lilithlaney1759 2 года назад +26

      @@themagician3032 That's because they're lying. There's tons of videos on how neopets came to be and while it wasn't as kid friendly for like it's first year it was never as this person claimed it to be.
      I played in 2003 before it had digital currency or anything of the sort, and while the parts about the items you'd get from events are true your pets would never die and your account *would get frozen for cussing on the forums or if your art for the weekly drawing contest was too risque.

    • @themagician3032
      @themagician3032 2 года назад +1

      @@lilithlaney1759 thanks for clearing that up

    • @russrussrusstan
      @russrussrusstan 2 года назад +1

      cant tell if trolling. its not true btw.

  • @magik4353
    @magik4353 7 лет назад +29

    lol dunkey you didn't even mention that the penguin neopet was literally just a black and white photo of bruce forsythe

  • @HappyBlite
    @HappyBlite 7 лет назад +12

    Nostalgia.
    *Exhales with great satisfaction*

  • @dunklyn5798
    @dunklyn5798 3 года назад +4

    with the death of flash, may neopets rest in peace

  • @NoelNolNull
    @NoelNolNull 5 лет назад +3

    1:16 I wish i could have that level of enthusiasm for every situation, all the time, everywhere, with everybody, doing anything.
    At the same time

  • @Kjn864
    @Kjn864 7 лет назад +32

    This is my fav Neopets channel. Keep up the good videos

  • @stubreddon318
    @stubreddon318 7 лет назад +40

    dunk, I want to thank you for providing this entertainment for all of us. my brother recently passed away but we would always make it a routine to get together and watch your newest video together. you were the only RUclipsr we sincerely enjoy watching. thanks again for helping me make fond memories of my brother.

  • @Koozwad
    @Koozwad 5 лет назад +13

    I remember playing this 100 years ago.

  • @thefreelancequeen
    @thefreelancequeen 4 года назад +6

    Straight up, probably my favorite Dunkey video.

  • @Kazukamichan
    @Kazukamichan 7 лет назад +224

    Who's the guy with the really feminine voice?

  • @mjfernandez-muldoon5202
    @mjfernandez-muldoon5202 7 лет назад +707

    I remember I used to be obsessed with Grundos.

  • @putriscool
    @putriscool 6 лет назад +1

    I found this video when it was like a week old and it was my first Dunkey video. Truly a great turning point in my life.

  • @Mrs.StealUrHusband
    @Mrs.StealUrHusband 5 лет назад +40

    5:02 the song is called "Livin in the City" From that one terrible Sonic racing game Sonic R

  • @UndarkAido
    @UndarkAido 7 лет назад +12

    Aw man, you're getting me all nostalgic. I loved Neopets in Elementary school. I played 2 things: Neopets and Warcraft III. I was a strange child.

    • @snazwonk2066
      @snazwonk2066 7 лет назад +2

      Neopetcraft

    • @keklekekle1114
      @keklekekle1114 7 лет назад +2

      Thats like watching Pokemon and Game of Thrones, quite the f*cking contrast

  • @plasticspoon60
    @plasticspoon60 7 лет назад +31

    holy crap that site still exists! i played a few games on there as a kid that was over a decade ago. remember when they had neopets mc.donalds toys.

    • @bitterknitter1795
      @bitterknitter1795 7 лет назад +2

      I member neopets toys, you member?

    • @plasticspoon60
      @plasticspoon60 7 лет назад

      Funtom Co. I member not getting the red dragon as the kid 😢

    • @bitterknitter1795
      @bitterknitter1795 7 лет назад

      Blazing Bowman
      All I remember is getting the weird kangaroo looking one multiple times.

    • @plasticspoon60
      @plasticspoon60 7 лет назад

      Funtom Co. I member my brother getting a red one. But refused to trade atleast we got multiple different ones.

    • @rus6685
      @rus6685 7 лет назад +1

      How'd this garbage make it to mcdonalds?

  • @retrokbm3004
    @retrokbm3004 2 года назад +2

    Neopets was my shit back in the day

  • @yasminshah3626
    @yasminshah3626 Год назад +1

    watching this high and best video i've seen in a while LOL, i miss neopets

  • @blahthebiste7924
    @blahthebiste7924 7 лет назад +56

    I literally just went onto neopets for the first time in years yesterday

  • @MurakamiTenshi
    @MurakamiTenshi 7 лет назад +64

    you've just convinced me to log into a neopets account I hadn't touched since 2003

  • @caseybaker7935
    @caseybaker7935 3 года назад +10

    As someone who was never into neopets, what I've learned from this video is that it's sadistic webkinz

  • @purpite1001
    @purpite1001 5 лет назад +1

    the fact that over 5 million people watched this MASTAPEECE makes me happy.