Batman creates kryptonite rain to take down the Kryptonians

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 217

  • @josephregalado9798
    @josephregalado9798 14 дней назад +343

    Clark: it’s a very rare rock.
    Batman: Rare my ass everyone has one, a purse snatcher the other day had like 3 of them.

    • @menacingbread7909
      @menacingbread7909 12 дней назад +31

      Batman: It used to be just the green one but now there's all these other ones.
      There's the red one
      The black one...
      _The pink one?_

    • @RandomMackem0069_Official
      @RandomMackem0069_Official 12 дней назад +25

      Clark: We don’t talk about the pink one

    • @Cosmo234-fz3jl
      @Cosmo234-fz3jl 12 дней назад +16

      Flash: he’s got you there clark

    • @thegojishow5462
      @thegojishow5462 12 дней назад +14

      Like your any better, One of your greatest enemies freezes the floor and you go flying... Your a seasonal superhero

    • @Galaxynovacorps
      @Galaxynovacorps 11 дней назад +10

      ​@@thegojishow5462 and you! Your weakness is the color yellow

  • @valen2040
    @valen2040 12 дней назад +141

    I love the fact that Bruce made Clark's armor have his hairstyle 🤣

    • @sleepyboi5804
      @sleepyboi5804 11 дней назад +12

      He a real bro for that, that's for sure

  • @divineshrek3307
    @divineshrek3307 11 дней назад +78

    "Batman created radioactive, cancerous rain."

    • @NefariousMasterMind11
      @NefariousMasterMind11 8 дней назад +4

      Oh my gods
      He probably gave the entire planet cancer

    • @YoloTub3
      @YoloTub3 4 дня назад +3

      Now everybody's going to get bald like luthor

    • @MrNelahem
      @MrNelahem 3 дня назад

      lol this it causes cancer in humans ask lex luthor, Batman doomed the whole planet and they can just fly off planet.

  • @JohnSmith-or8rh
    @JohnSmith-or8rh 17 дней назад +468

    And THIS is one of the MANY reasons that I've stopped reading DC Comics: Kryptonite is now more available than than bottled water. It also appears that +90% of Kryton's planteary debris has inexplcably landed on Earth instead of being disbursed througout the Universe. At this point, DC Comics Earth should just be called "New Krypton". SMH.

    • @ChocolateEffigy
      @ChocolateEffigy 17 дней назад +42

      Jfc nobody cares. Read your marvel slop then. Which BTW has adamantium among other things always readily available. At least read why they have it before embarrassing yourself

    • @DouglasW116
      @DouglasW116 17 дней назад +46

      from what i recall, in this timeline, superman has destroyed most of the known kryptonite, batman only has a small amount of a synthetic version he aquired to fight superman years prior, the rain itself had a very low concentration, hell they were soaked and soon could fly again.

    • @JohnSmith-or8rh
      @JohnSmith-or8rh 17 дней назад

      @@ChocolateEffigy Lol! What a big baby you are! So if you "don't care", why are you even responding to my post? Go and change your diaper and chill. 🍼🚼😆

    • @JohnSmith-or8rh
      @JohnSmith-or8rh 17 дней назад

      @@ChocolateEffigy Lol! What a big baby you are! So if you "don't care", why are you even responding to my post? Go and change your diaper and chill. 🍼🚼😆

    • @JohnSmith-or8rh
      @JohnSmith-or8rh 17 дней назад

      @@ChocolateEffigy Lol! What a big baby you are! So if you "don't care", why are you even responding to my post? Go and change your diaper and chill. 🍼🚼😆

  • @TheeSagittarius
    @TheeSagittarius 16 дней назад +91

    10:54 They put Trump in a DC Comic

    • @oldnoob1917
      @oldnoob1917 13 дней назад +10

      Lots of scum and slime in Batman comics

    • @dotdotdot5216
      @dotdotdot5216 13 дней назад +3

      There was also Barack Obama as well lol

    • @TheeSagittarius
      @TheeSagittarius 13 дней назад +2

      @dotdotdot5216 Well, I've been seen him in the DC Comics, it's actually a Superman made after him in a way.

    • @TheeSagittarius
      @TheeSagittarius 13 дней назад +3

      @oldnoob1917 😆 🤣 😂

    • @19Mustang71
      @19Mustang71 12 дней назад +1

      @@oldnoob1917 Your President :)

  • @MrTxGames1998
    @MrTxGames1998 17 дней назад +35

    Oh I can't wait for the next part of this story

  • @jeromeirving4770
    @jeromeirving4770 16 дней назад +25

    He said it in Dark Knight returns, he spent a fortune to make synthetic version that's just ascor more potent than the real thing

    • @MrNelahem
      @MrNelahem 3 дня назад

      he said he could have made it more potent didn't say it was more than the real thing.

  • @joshuamontenegro4767
    @joshuamontenegro4767 16 дней назад +11

    this is pretty fire man, very interesting story. keep going man

  • @617steveyboy
    @617steveyboy 11 дней назад +2

    I know this is just comics but the fact that Superman's helmet is illustrated to having has a jerry curl and no neck, is plain hilarious😂

  • @aa-uz5gv
    @aa-uz5gv 2 дня назад +1

    Bruce: And here's your helme-
    Clark: No. I want it to look like me.
    Bruce: What do you mean?
    Clark: My face. Make it that.

  • @david7522
    @david7522 13 дней назад +14

    That superman helmet is hilarious

  • @jackc5528
    @jackc5528 8 дней назад +2

    From Kryptonite gum kryptonite ring kryptonite gun to kryptonite rain.......i love it ❤

  • @thegoofygoblin2081
    @thegoofygoblin2081 День назад

    Gotham's citizens about to let out years of dealing with Jokers shenanigans onto these guys

  • @iseehowitis9382
    @iseehowitis9382 10 дней назад +4

    Casually causing cancer, thanks batman

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 2 дня назад

      I think that takes a while
      Still funny

  • @DDayJayke
    @DDayJayke День назад

    I like how Batman enjoys having an angry mob on his side. Like for once he doesn't have to beat the shit out of them, and they get to beat the living shit out of another living being, infront of Batman, for free.

  • @Niko.one.shot.
    @Niko.one.shot. 15 дней назад +3

    Raven is my favorite character

  • @IFeastOnGlue
    @IFeastOnGlue 17 дней назад +43

    Something that I find frustrating is that we know there are other methods of de-powering Kryptonians, like having a red sun
    If this was a rain that filtered the sun's light to have the same effect as a red sun, that would be pretty cool

    • @Ravencomics91
      @Ravencomics91  16 дней назад

      Hello! I'm not a full time RUclipsr; I have a regular job and make these videos with the little time I have. If you enjoy the content, you're welcome here. Otherwise, there are plenty of other comic channels with real voiceovers that you can keep watching.

    • @IFeastOnGlue
      @IFeastOnGlue 15 дней назад +9

      ​@Ravencomics91 My comments were not about your voice overs

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 14 дней назад +3

      I think in the past Lex Luthor has used a missile of some kind to make the Sun emit more in the Red part of the spectrum to have that effect. It would both be easier to send a single missile and temporarily make the entire Sun a weapon against the Kryptonians. The problem being it would effect Superman the exact same no matter what kind of suit he wore. But billions versus hundreds or thousands is not that much of a problem in my book.
      Alternatively a large filter array at the Sun/ Earth LaGrange 1 Point could make the emissions like a red sun indefinitely, but will have to be quite large and vulnerable to conventional attack.

    • @Kishin_junior
      @Kishin_junior 14 дней назад +3

      @@Ravencomics91 I think you replied to the wrong comment

    • @rockzen8050
      @rockzen8050 11 дней назад

      lmao water that filteres out the sun light man on man i know comics are drenched in BS science as its a comic but you just made a horses rear out of your self lol you mean like lead water? that would kill people? lol dip stick

  • @madlaugher3300
    @madlaugher3300 14 дней назад +13

    From what I gather superman was experiencing true isolation hence why it seemed like centuries in there.
    True isolation is a living hell as it strips you of every sense making you unable to perceive the passage of time, your essentially a brain in a jar only capable of thinking
    Imagine experiencing true isolation, you can’t see, hear, taste, touch, smell or anything nor can you feel your own body move.
    Superman spent what he described as centuries yet shrugged it off as if it were nothing.
    A measly 10 seconds can feel like a day in true isolation cause again you have no way of telling the progression of time and can only think.

  • @SuperMontsta
    @SuperMontsta 3 дня назад

    Kryptonite is radioactive. That's why Luther went bald, started affecting him. Superman absorbs radiation, hence why it affects him more. Good job on giving everyone on the planet cancer Batman!

  • @K.O.R.L
    @K.O.R.L 12 дней назад +1

    need the next this was great

  • @TheAarondl
    @TheAarondl 10 дней назад +2

    Nice armor half his face exposed.

  • @actionman9451
    @actionman9451 3 дня назад

    With how easy Kryptonite is to get hold of nowadays I wouldn’t be surprised if the little old lady from down the street couldn’t be a threat to Superman.

  • @patrickx_roblox
    @patrickx_roblox День назад

    So youre telling me that a bright green rock that looks like pure radiation is now used to make rain?
    Nah thats crazy

  • @FruityGroovy
    @FruityGroovy День назад

    Considering that Kryptonite is also toxic/radioactive to humans through long enough exposure, I don't think making what is essentially irradiated water fall from the sky was the best of Batman's plans

  • @GodzillaInHellforbeingHIM
    @GodzillaInHellforbeingHIM 4 дня назад

    Don't do impossible stuff with the rarest material in the universe or draw 25
    Batman:

  • @CNormanHocker
    @CNormanHocker 16 дней назад +3

    I wonder if they retcon that Kryptoians are not magic proof.

  • @ahicks3651
    @ahicks3651 17 дней назад +1

    Love this! Thanks!

  • @Konrad-r4j
    @Konrad-r4j 14 дней назад +1

    This is why you don't give batman powers or an army he will make feel everything

  • @Humpolot84
    @Humpolot84 15 дней назад +3

    BATMAN HAS THE BEST SUPERPOWER OF THEM ALL , COMICBOOK RICH !!!

  • @radbman5932
    @radbman5932 12 дней назад +1

    Congrats Batman. Now everyone will get kryptonite cancer like Lex

  • @Helmutlozzi
    @Helmutlozzi 16 дней назад +19

    The cringe way the artists managed to push in Trump and Hillary in the story. Pure brainrot 😂

    • @lmbuckhalterjr6123
      @lmbuckhalterjr6123 16 дней назад +2

      So you never read the books that started it all where Superman was controlled by Ronald Reagan?

    • @Ron_DeForest
      @Ron_DeForest 16 дней назад

      @@lmbuckhalterjr6123
      While Ronald Reagan was a scumbag he was loved when he was included in a comic. Trump and Hillary aren’t.

  • @yisraelcoachlamont
    @yisraelcoachlamont 11 дней назад +1

    When the writers run out of ideas

  • @Korj666
    @Korj666 3 дня назад

    1:18 I was always irritated by how in the world of super technologies and mad scientists, characters with access to the latest scientific and mystical achievements and artifacts suddenly forgot about them when faced with a completely ordinary problem for an ordinary person; the author of the story believed that drama was needed here.
    In Marvel and DC, life as a cripple can only be a consequence of a conscious choice, but not despair. The case when people deprived of body parts, or even the whole body, could compensate for them with prosthetics/cybernetics/magic/cloning, is not even an exception but the norm.
    In recent years, every time I see new materials related to comics, they only upset me. That feeling as if the authors of the stories remained children, unable to grow up and learn something new.

  • @alisonsmith4436
    @alisonsmith4436 12 дней назад

    Thank you so much 😊

  • @davidbros3462
    @davidbros3462 7 дней назад +1

    Everyone is talking about how batman got this much kryptonite, but didn't he say that this kryptonite was synthetic? Like, made in a lab?

    • @malachiXX
      @malachiXX 4 дня назад

      Yeah and it took Bruce years and cost a fortune to synthesize a single arrow's worth for Oliver to use. Luckily Bruce had both. But again. That was enough for a single arrow. This comic is suggesting tons to make the rain work. Lousy writing and little imagination

  • @sinsanchez8158
    @sinsanchez8158 17 дней назад +1

    waiting for update. this fight will be insane

  • @armstrongedu
    @armstrongedu 15 дней назад +2

    Batman’s plot armor is unrelenting .

  • @Moe_Lester_fromUptwn
    @Moe_Lester_fromUptwn 10 дней назад

    Better than a golden shower. I guess.

  • @xgage24
    @xgage24 7 дней назад +2

    Isn't kryptonite cancerous to humans?

  • @plutobars7700
    @plutobars7700 9 дней назад

    It's funny how kryptonite is just so readily available and abundant on earth. Krypton blew up and was lightyears away, Superman only made it to earth because the ood he came in was programmed so how the hell did kryptonite just land on earth in such a large quantity. Makes absolutely no sense

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 13 дней назад

    i havent even read this but i knew it was from miller

  • @justrandom7752
    @justrandom7752 20 часов назад

    Lazarus pit 😂

  • @KadeStringer2.0
    @KadeStringer2.0 12 дней назад

    I’m glad it’s not canon

  • @dj_justanotheruser_yt
    @dj_justanotheruser_yt 14 дней назад +2

    never expected to see DC Donald Trump

  • @badman231177
    @badman231177 17 дней назад +1

    may i know where the saga's playlist is?

    • @Ravencomics91
      @Ravencomics91  16 дней назад

      ruclips.net/p/PLsZbGrqmrGmFQ01b83J0b2Gb1WzzW5lUf
      sure

    • @badman231177
      @badman231177 6 дней назад

      @@Ravencomics91 Muchos gracias RC. Keep the amazing content coming...😃

  • @BlueBerryGintako
    @BlueBerryGintako 12 дней назад

    power of MONEY

  • @risunokairu
    @risunokairu 15 дней назад +1

    Flash has speed force healing.

    • @BigChungus-zg6zw
      @BigChungus-zg6zw 11 дней назад +1

      Wouldn't he just end up with his legs healing all malformed?

  • @High-Pie_Chop
    @High-Pie_Chop 16 дней назад +3

    I can't be the only one who thinks that's Trump right? 10:54

    • @emeraldtabbycat148
      @emeraldtabbycat148 16 дней назад +3

      WTF did they need to include him in this comic?

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 14 дней назад

      In one of the earlier videos to this there is a panel identifying him as Trump.

    • @rickravenrumney
      @rickravenrumney 14 дней назад

      Because he is a contemporary figure
      In the time period of which this comic takes place. Despite your thinly veiled hatred for the man, he and his supporters just pulled off the greatest political comeback in human history. So besides being the Former and up and coming US President, captain of indusrty, controversial TV sbow host. Who should have been in the panels in his stead?
      @emeraldtabbycat148

    • @rickravenrumney
      @rickravenrumney 14 дней назад

      😅

  • @scarletfoxfrostnovember3407
    @scarletfoxfrostnovember3407 4 дня назад

    Same universe of dark knight returns?

  • @ega1324
    @ega1324 День назад

    Beeg rok sopurman 0:01

  • @BigChungus-zg6zw
    @BigChungus-zg6zw 11 дней назад

    Nothing ruins escapism like hackneyed current day political messaging.

  • @lightingdragon4143
    @lightingdragon4143 16 дней назад +15

    Okay seriously where the hell is batman getting all this goddamn kryptonite from. I thought this was supposed to be a rare stone.

    • @SSingh-nr8qz
      @SSingh-nr8qz 16 дней назад +8

      Synthetic is the new plot armor

    • @PrimarisDeiPrununs
      @PrimarisDeiPrununs 16 дней назад +5

      If a proper writer was hired, you would see how easily batman could fuck them up. People misunderstand prep time, batman has been secretly prepping for things like this well in advance, the writers have to ignore his methods in order to make the conflict work. There is a universe wherd he turned himself into doomsday, and his mind and fighting skills in that body tore superman apart, if he dropped his code and made the entire bat family's doomsdays..... well we all know what would happen.

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 14 дней назад +2

      There's a funny video on RUclips were this comes up in a discussion on weaknesses of the Justice League. Batman counters Superman's claim kryptonite is rare by stating something like 'Clark. I literally stopped a mugger yesterday who had a bag of the stuff.'

  • @KogleyBroDude
    @KogleyBroDude 17 дней назад

    Is that flash barry? Or wally?

  • @jaydee8981
    @jaydee8981 3 дня назад

    You cant tell me thats not Trump 😮

  • @ShadowEdits-2008
    @ShadowEdits-2008 7 дней назад

    Why they got Supes so.... chunky

  • @bernisweltredsun1245
    @bernisweltredsun1245 16 дней назад +5

    The funny part is that Batman would not stand a few minutes if a Kryptonian decides to take him out - not to mention more than one! To Batmans defense one must say that he is the embodiment of plot armor. Leave me alone with "preparation time" and shit. Kryptonians are not dumb as well and if they would stop him he wouldnt have any time for "preparation". Sad but true.

    • @PrimarisDeiPrununs
      @PrimarisDeiPrununs 16 дней назад +3

      If a proper writer was hired, you would see how easily batman could fuck them up. People misunderstand prep time, batman has been secretly prepping for things like this well in advance, the writers have to ignore his methods in order to make the conflict work. There is a universe wherd he turned himself into doomsday, and his mind and fighting skills in that body tore superman apart, if he dropped his code and made the entire bat family's doomsdays..... well we all know what would happen.

    • @MrNelahem
      @MrNelahem 3 дня назад

      @@PrimarisDeiPrununs The point he is making it prep time doesn't mean much against an enemy that can move faster than you can think. Bats would be dead in a nano second. Before the signal from his brain moves to his hands to pull out the green stuff from his belt already dead.

    • @PrimarisDeiPrununs
      @PrimarisDeiPrununs 3 дня назад

      @@MrNelahem Unless prep time involved a failsafe to contact one or several other supermen, from another universe, timeline etc, or other super powered beings to even the playing field. Fuck he could find a universe where there is a kryptonian batman with his same code. You don't even need to match all of superman's power, flash is faster for example, so flash with kryptonite is a death sentence for superman. Or if batman stole teleport tech from any of the many villains who have that, to teleport kryptonite inside superman. Superman also doesn't do well with magic, so bats can easily hide his presence from supes that way as well, fuck throw Constantine in the mix as help and supes is in trouble.

    • @MrNelahem
      @MrNelahem 3 дня назад

      @@PrimarisDeiPrununsok when so we going to give superman prep time too. cause that is alot of what if going on in your post. If batman is going to have plot armor only fair to give it to superman also.

    • @PrimarisDeiPrununs
      @PrimarisDeiPrununs 3 дня назад

      @@MrNelahem Yes but the difference is batman preps in advance, superman can have prep time sure, but we know it wont be utilized well. Batman would most likely have these plans laid YEARS in advance.

  • @calebacosta959
    @calebacosta959 16 дней назад +7

    That trump part of the panel shows you why dc and marvel are bleeding money lately.

    • @imnxsty6132
      @imnxsty6132 11 дней назад +1

      Who care abt him he is a criminal

    • @calebacosta959
      @calebacosta959 11 дней назад

      @ you should care. Our legal system could be weaponized against any of us. He’s the best choice we have right now for small government and individual liberty.
      The left wants to restrict the first amendment as well as the second. The reason most of the country voted for him and so many dems voted against their party is because they see the left is becoming totalitarian.

  • @oscarinacan
    @oscarinacan 13 дней назад

    I can't block your channel fast enough. To have your title and thumbnail showing a very badass and pivotal thing. Thanks for the spoiler.

  • @Д.К-ж8ф
    @Д.К-ж8ф День назад

    weird ass batgirl outfit

  • @dayvonlouis5187
    @dayvonlouis5187 5 дней назад

    This stupidity is just another form of Batman Bullshit it’s one thing to have a *couple* of stones made of Kryptonite which I have to remind people is harmful to other living organisms (not just Kryptonian) particularly humans to the point of causing cancer even when made synthetically a stupid plot in comics is still a stupid plot but come on man that on top of Superman surviving being encased in antimatter That’s just plain stupid even conceptually if one considers what antimatter actually does

  • @JOECURR1488
    @JOECURR1488 16 дней назад

    I KNOW EVERYTHING.
    EVERY SECRET.
    YOU MAY ASK 1 QUESTION OF ME.
    😊

    • @rdklarnet55
      @rdklarnet55 15 дней назад

      How long to perfectly roast cauliflower?

    • @JOECURR1488
      @JOECURR1488 15 дней назад

      @rdklarnet4120 DEPENDS ON FACTORS LIKE KNOWING YOUR HEATING ELEMENT.
      YOU ASK A QUESTION THATS EASY TO FIGURE OUT WITH JUST SOME TRIAL AND ERROR. PLUS DEFINE PERFECTLY ROASTED? ITS SUBJECTIVE.

  • @borkbarkbark
    @borkbarkbark 5 дней назад

    13:50 BABABOOEY????? TRUMP??

  • @marshalltimmons7451
    @marshalltimmons7451 10 дней назад

    😂😂😂

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine 11 дней назад

    Ohey, a Trump strawman insert, I'm sure glad _that_ won't age like milk.

  • @forgeteverythingyouknow5413
    @forgeteverythingyouknow5413 11 дней назад

    The language sounds like it was created by by AI. It's just not good. Not natural sounding. The music doesn't fit and I would not ever want to watch anything like this again. Boring Really? Really boring. Just turn off the sound and skip and read the comic.

  • @blakebowles7818
    @blakebowles7818 16 дней назад +1

    So…Batman just gave all of the survivors Cancer….great. Thanks for saving everyone Bats…

    • @annguyen-tr3ne
      @annguyen-tr3ne 16 дней назад

      Not really, only prolong expose to kryptonite cause cancer.

  • @stevewall7044
    @stevewall7044 16 дней назад +7

    Its hillarious how Hillary and CNN are made out to look brave and positive.. in reality that kind of people would be the first to bend the knee... they bend it for regular humans already.
    And then they try to portray Trump as a coward, xD

  • @rastapig1
    @rastapig1 4 дня назад

    lmao what kinda weak writing is this?.....batman trying to save barry's legs? lmao even in the less detailed animation they show barry can heal himself....even in one of the animated movies superman stomped barry's leg and he was out for like what 5 minutes?....this is some kinda batman wanking writer crap lol

  • @bloodthedragon3788
    @bloodthedragon3788 7 дней назад

    Man dc and marvel fell off

  • @Malikye1201
    @Malikye1201 11 дней назад

    10:55 I'd love how they designed Trump😂😂😂😂 by the way congratulations Trump won the elections yay

  • @Kishin_junior
    @Kishin_junior 16 дней назад +1

    Considering how disrespectful Trump was to other world leaders and even threatening other leadets to comply...I find it difficult to believe he'd just be pro Kryptonian.

    • @neoreeves200
      @neoreeves200 4 дня назад

      He's Pro Evil Kryptonian or he's just pretending basically Trump is Just as bad as Lex Luthor