Bonapartist Restoration.exe [Hoi4 Montage]
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- I have returned! And as always, I DO NOT OWN THE MUSIC! All credits go to the respective owners and the video is not monetized by me!
MUSIC LIST:
Peggy Suave - Enemy Like Me
Honeycomb Highway - Sonic Lost World
Electro Swing Doop - Wolfgang Lohr
Tchaikovsky Nutcracker Suite - Russian Dance Trepak
Napoleon Total War OST
Civilization VI OST
I'm finally back! I must say, my friends, 2020 was kicking me all around and probably is the hardest year so far. But here we are, restoring uploading schedule :) I hope you like it and love you all!
Ave! Wish to see you upload more frequently, I really missed your high quality videos.
OMG A DREAM COMES TRUE 😂
THE LEGEND IS AGAIN BACK, MY DAY IS SAFE
Love
usually, when I'm this early I have something creative to write
We missed you but we understand!
France: aha! we've finally outsmarted you! you can't retreat and burn all the fields if you have nowhere to retreat to! now we will crush your pitiful army into dust!
Russia: ..... We surrender.
France: *wait no you weren't supposed to do that*
true
They didn't surrendered, they... 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭
France: this encirclement is so satisfying.
Russia: just because we wanna make you angry, and not giving you satisfaction from closing of this enormous encirclement... we surrender.
France: BON SANG!
@@papysson d*mn, I need that font!
France: wait thats my job
Dark Buddhist: *encircles entire soviet army*
Japan: *capitulates them*
Dark Buddhist: I will never forgive the japanese!
Dark does like his Walkman tho
But, like, what's the point of this encirclement, it has a capital in it
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?
@@ankat6756 7:36
its a joke watch the vid pls
*proceeds to nuke every city in japan*
8:47
All front: losing battles
French propaganda: look, we are winning here!
Naahh don't you hear the happy music? It means it's all good, please don't look at all that red points
@@matteoburchi6122 I had a friend who looked at the red dots. Had...
That was my shitty european allies serving as meat shields, you know :D
@@DarkBuddhist
5:37 Who lost?
@@aegeanharrier6648 The guillotine is lovely in this time of the year!
Technically France was the hero in this , not only did they stop the World War and holocaust , but they also wrote the history books and payed me a dollar to say that about them.
Yo wait they did stop the holocaust
yooooooooo
@@justthememelordsnextdoor9120 Stop by finishing it lmao
But japan stomic explosions
@@ommsterlitz1805 can’t have the holocaust if there’s no one to genocide
Me: Why now, couldn't you wait until after these 4 assignments due tomorrow are done?!?
DarkBuddhist: *The conquest waits for no man.*
Good luck on the assignments mate
That was Justified Nuking at the end:
Japanese pushed ussr's capitulation % and DB couldn't annihilate entire soviet army.
Even I could feel the rage, they RUIN3D it!!!!!11111
Agreed!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1one11!!!!1
3:13
"Sir! They have encircled us!"
"Well, then encircle their encirclement!"
Ussr at Stalingrad:: not bad kid
Burak kalp almışsın
*visible confusion*
Dark Buddhist:
*looks at clock*
*every single hour is "make an excellent video"*
Oh heavens, look at the time!
8:42
Therapist: Japanese Africa doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
Japanese Africa:
I'm having an eyesore imaginiing japanese restaurants in the middle of african city slums
@@aureusknighstar2195 probably a ton of war crimes too, I’m sure the Japanese would probably enslave the Africans
@@clarkstrange2142 how original. cant the Japanese come up with something new for once
@@clarkstrange2142
"Well sir as you can see whe capture this guys during the war so technically they are not slaves, they are war prisioners so that makes this perfectly legal"
@@enternamehere4124well done
The legend has returned to us.
The legend 27
The Return of The King
@@vaclavchylik2468 dang i was just about to comment that
Sorry, I was gonna like your comment but it’s on 420...
I'm gonna Pretend I didn't See Your Face
Japan: Capitulares USSR
Dark Buddhist: *This world shall known pain*
France: Hey japan, do you like your islands?
Japan: Yeah, why are you asking?
France: Enjoy the last moments of their existance
Japan: Wait wh-
Japan: -_-
A few moments later
Japan: 0_0
@@user-hx7li3xc7b to moments?
@@ortherner Sorry, im russian 😅
@@user-hx7li3xc7b ok
One of the most beutifull encircliments destroyed by Weebs...
Fucking weebs
Singleplayer is cringe
@@eldolarescaro676 Multiplayer is a trash can in fire
@Jayden Dan Dominquez it’s a joke. About japan and anime. How does politics figure into this?
@Jayden Dan Dominquez how does that relate to the joke. The joke is that a bunch of weebs came in from japan. Because anime is from japan. So japan = anime. It’s a joke that has nothing to do with politics. Also even though anime didn’t exist yet that doesn’t matter, because it is a JOKE.
Oh my god, 12 minutes of frenchgasm. Merci beaucoup!
France: with blood and iron fights against the Bolsheviks
Japan: Hey hey let me take it all myself
Dark Buddhist is the reincarnation of Napoleon
I wish
@@DarkBuddhist you are
Dark Buddhist: "They are can't keep retreating, If the entire western Russia is an encirclement."
One of the most craziest battle plan I heard so far.
I ses the recommandation. Instant clic and like.
Oh, and if you want new ideas for new campaign, I propose Qing restauration as Puyi.
If you want this, like for him/her to see
*restoration
Yeah, I'd like to see him play Qing as well
The angry french man was so angry that he made southern Japan into a radioactive wasteland
This timeline be like:
*Two nukes weren't enough*
More Nukes = No Anime, No Weebs
I would accept it.
@@birisi916 so less nukes is more anime and more weebs?
a'ight, time for the invasion of the home islands. thousands will die for the animoos.
@@birisi916 we need more nukes
@@tylermech66 honestly probably would’ve annexed them at that point leading to anti-anime laws 😈
@@clarkstrange2142 America loves anime though, so if anything there'll be encouragement for more.
FINALLY THE MAN IS BACK BUT THIS TIME WITH BETTER MEMES!
edit: i know this is cringe and all but omg thx i have allways dreamed of this many likes in a comment
Yes, the French not surrendering was the meme.
@@etho7351 agreed
@Gulten thx
Ya got a beautiful moustache france:)
@@unkn0wn48 No My Mustache Are Better...
Oh I Forgot I Lost My Mustache
Rip that encirclement m8. I'm glad to see you're back!
Dark Buddhist comes in only when RUclips is at its driest, just to remind us what water tastes like.
Strategy is there, memes are on point, music is mostly goofy.
Welcome back Dark Buddhist! 😎
When one member of your family was a Napoleonic guard, you can be proud of yourself 😎
Oh my god really!!! was he your great grandfather ??? Tell me more please
The massive Conféderation du Rhin got me rolling
Last time i was trying to do this achievment i forgot to turn off mode that makes all agents of germany Hitlers in disguises. From that time i still havent played hoi4.
Hmm
Lmao
And when the world needed him the most...
...He came back
Poland during Napoleonic wars: during we France we got your back
Poland surrounded by enemies
French Empire: I got you Homie!
Me whenever I play:
"
*"Maximum attrition present: 72%"*
My breakfast croissant really enjoyed this. ^~^
croissants are austrians
@@minetdessin5475 Krauts are italian in reality. So yeah everything is kinda messed up.
"Take over earth for power?"
No
"Take over earth to make map art?"
Yes
The return of the Buddhist with jokes that made me die of laughter; epic
hey dark buddhist, i know you aren't going to read this. But I wanted to let you know that your videos mean alot to me, i've gone through a hard time at school and I get really happy when i watch your videos, they are super entertaining and inspire me to go on until the end, in real life and hoi4. :D
What do you mean "arent going to read it" im tryna read all comments ^^ And im very happy to hear that I could be part of the positive things in your life! Stay strong my friend!
@@DarkBuddhist Thanks for answering! You really made my day today! :D
I find it a litte too humilianting to have to make 7 coalitions to win against one men.
I love how he doesn't forget about friends who has helped him
Dark Buddist : Uploads
Me : Yes Yes Yes
Forget Tolkien, this is the return of the king
You better have posted that encirclement on Reddit.
Rate my encirclement guys!!
omg rebbit i played the vidya liie a nomral person r8 plox
dude its AI with no 40 width tanks
@@eldolarescaro676 I mean, they buffed the ai to make 7-2s and medium tanks now.
@@benjeiy7347 No they dont, The AI makes shitty divisions and has the hability of doing Micro of my grandma
also that encirclement is so stupid bc there are still supply and using battle plan is still the same
7 2 are shit and medium tanks are so easy to pierce with tank destroyers and at3 or using heavy tanks which you can rush with France and Russia
No one:
Litterally no one:
When dark buddhist posts a video: The Return Of a King
I don’t know why I am here
I don’t know what is this video
All I know I must drop a like
I came looking for some dumb memes
And I found quality content
is this a meme template? i guess maybe.
I went looking for copper and found gold
❌❌ going straight to Moscow to take its supplies
❌❌ going for Stalingrad to get the Transcaucasian oils
✅✅ encircle the entire heartland
France: Encircles entire Soviet Army
Japan: *Im about to end this man whole career*
“And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”
Me: the soundtrack is amazing!
Someone: its not a game.
Me: what
Someone: its someone pl-
Me: SHUSH THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
3:34 imagine you, as H1tl3r, just recently finished your speech, then suddenly out of knowhere, a bloody 1 french division just marching towards berlin, and you got no division to fight against them
The friendship is back to conquer the world again!!!
The most powerful brony and the best RUclipsr in the world finally returned to bring us a some quality content
Return of the dank intro
Also 10:06 is the most beautiful thing ever
Versailles treaty must be enforced!
*Proceeds to take half of Europe*
Listening to Russian Dance while invading USSR?
*Pro gamer move.*
I almost spit out my drink when I saw the channel below the thumbnail. HE'S BAC
The great content is back and in an amazing way
I have to say , I love that you are back , but aswell I thank you because you have teached me many thinks for Hoi4 and I learned from you.
Dark Buddhist: posts a new vid
Me: noice
Happy to see a new vid from this channel!
ah yes good edit, also music and he is back.
Loved how you used “The Russian Dance” by Tchaikovsky while invading Russia, thats absolutely hilarious!
I remember when Napoleon encircled the Piedmont's army with 20 devisions and they rage deleted it.
wdym rage deleted, they dissapear when they run out of supply lol
Breakfast? Had
Coffe? Drunk
Natural Boarders? Restored
When the world needed him the most, he came back
Every time I watch this guy I'm like "No you can't do that" then he pulls out a 10000 iq move and I'm like "..."
The legend is back!!!!
Dark buddhist: hi guys! My new upload!
Resurrected Cleopatra II: Ah! Good i can see another video of this guy!
Who would win ?
-The entire French army
*Or*
-Nancy
Nancy is a french citie, I love ruining jokes
@@thepatriot1569
False, for your explanation only made the joke funnier!
France: You stole everything from me...
Japan:I don't even know who you are.
When your general is wounded so hard the Soviet Union capitulates to Japan:
Omg this is my new favorite video on RUclips!
Nice video - saying this a minute after the upload, maybe a few seconds
5:50 that is one hot pocket you got there. Super video!
You can’t die on the way to Moscow if you never go to Moscow
Big brain 🧠
Congrats at 69.7k subs, love those funny numbers.
FAKE!
Dark Buddhist would never need to Google how to HOI4 good. XD
If he Google’s that all he will find is he’s videos
The door creak in the beginning sounded so much like a fart that I immediately laughed before anything happened lol
Im late,Im really late,but I must ask how did you lure germans to fight you literally everytime I refuse them they just back down
took quite a number of restarts but they do it eventually lol
This is one of my most favorite videos on this website
0/10
"Not enough Napoleonic Doggo."
I love how this one division ran across Germany to reach Berlin
It's like Erwin Rommel was on the french side and decided to have fun XD
Ok but are we gonna ignore Afghanistan taking half if Central Asia from the Soviets?
Yes
12:21 "Relentless pursue of catgirl DNA retrieval"
Me, a catgirl fan: Why has it never occurred to me that I should try that. . .
The return of the king
Dark Buddhist is still alive !! LET'S GO SOME BONAPARTIST RESTORATION MY FRIENDS !!
P.S : Nice to see you again, and gg.
LE RETOUR DE L'EMPIRE FRANÇAIS DES BONAPARTE, VIVE L'EMPIRE 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵
Yes. Yes! Yeeeessss!!
Superb content, great music, insane plans that mostly works..It is good to have you back :)
You just uploaded this, 2 weeks ago, and I didnt noticed.
2020 is worse than ever
oh shit, here we go again
1936 French soldiers: We didn't expect the special forces
Nice Napoleon Total War music at the end
*Confédération du Rhin*
C'est.. magnifique.
I'm new to your channel but I must say the intro is great:D
I was starting to miss you too much, thanks for coming back (and with same level of quality)
Finally I've been waiting for that high quality editing and great hoi4 gameplay.
DB likes Electro Swing, new favourite youtuber
One thing I love about this Channel is the recognition of the viewers opinion and commenting on 75 percent of the comments
thanks ^^
Dope ass video with a really nice editing. You can actually see the effort put into it. Great job man, keep the memes up!
Honeycomb Highway was an excellent music pick, such a banger
love the montage
>Insane plans that makes logistics of Barbarossa like a weekend trip?
Ye
>Music that suits the spirit of campaign?
Ye
>Nuking Japanese into oblivion? Ye
>High quality memes?
Ye
Okay, its Dark Buddhist time
3:00 Who would win? The first order: fielding millions of men and ships enough to supress and invade galaxies? Or Nancy
That star wars moment though
So many
many
games be like that