Michael isn't here today. He snuck out of class with Michael and Michael. I'm pretty sure I saw them giving Michael a swirly, but it might've just been Michael. You'll have to ask Michael, he was there, too.
Glider guy actually posted a video on it today. And in both stories I’ve had the same questions, Do they think they reproduce male and male/ female and female? Is that what they learned about human reproduction? If that’s the case does that mean that our gay is their straight? This doesn’t make any sense
Michaels reproduce asexually, which is why the discussion of "females" never had to be brought up. The exact process is unknown but the headmaster takes the mature Michael to the back and once he is sleeping soundly, we gather around to see the sleeping Michael being placed into the dirt and being buried. We chant and throw flowers to ensure the sprouting process goes well and when we wake up the next day, Michael has divided into two new Michaels who are smaller and younger. Usually they're really small and can't speak but some new Michaels are bigger and babble incoherently about silly things like missing their "mommies".
Excuse me good sir but it appears (whether it was intended or not) you have made a reference to the hit manga “JoJos bizarre adventure”. As a fan of the manga I have no choice but to call it out.
Cloudy Sky When you’ve outgrown your childhood, you will understand better- about that stuff- and delete this comment because you’ll think “why did I type that?”
" I never knew I was blind, but I could actually hear with my eyes, and that's why I got pregnant with my dog and realized something incredible!" - will be the next one of those stories.
To be fair, technical and agricultural schools do exist. We have an agricultural high school in Massachusetts where the kids tend farm and leep animals. Google Essex Aggie. Also... there are... far more questionable things going on in this school than the farming.
@@jessc.3958 oh you mean like .. Why the school is fenced with electric fence in the first place ? or the fact that no other teacher in mention in the video beside the headmaster ? or why do they all HAVE to look the same and have the same name ?
That's not where the term comes from though. Jet is a type of gem. Also, I think he's confused by the pronunciation of it as "jat black" more than anything.
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 I wasn't describing the origin, just what it means. At first I thought he was confused by the pronunciation, cause I thought it was funny. But then he made the joke about his hair being made of jets and that's when I realized that just must not be a saying in Australia.
I love when in the chat someone said “this is just like the episode of phineas and ferb where in the future everyones named joe” because i was thinking the exact same thing... im too lazu to get a time stamp but if youre out there i respect you so hard
I love the description "Check out our channels in your favorite language." Not the one you can speak, not the one you can understand, the one that's your FAVORITE.
Why does this sound exactly like Rapunzel? Kidnapped as a baby, stayed inside for whole life, never knew about outside world. The only difference is Michael
ngl this was the best animated story ive ever watched. The storyline was really interesting and it got me hooked up until the end. I normally dont do that lmao.
It's Promised Neverland. Rapunzel has only one thing in common, but then again you could say it's every movie that has anyone named Michael in it. So, forget Rapunzel here.
I was screaming about 'The Promised Neverland' before he said, "Isn't this an anime?" and even paused to read the chat to see if anyone else mentioned it
After intensive googling, this story has never surfaced into the news It is absolutely crazy that something so important is not being reported on, I don't know how the journalists haven't heard about it It's almost as if this story never happened...
Same name? No problem! Just label yourselves as, Michael #1 Michael #2 Michael #3 And so on and so forth. That way, as long as everybody remembers their numbers, you would know who to call at which time. Also, double check the number of your partner in doing farm work coz yea.
If those boys had to care for livestock, they probably have seen female and male animals. If this was a true story, I wonder if the boys would have been able to understand that there must be female humans too somewhere by observing the animals. That would be really interesting to know if a man that has never seen a woman or hear about it can imagine a woman by watching animals or just from instinct.
@@aWERFRGT6545BGFG It will, most farm animals have very obvious sexual dimorphism between their legs. All cows are girls, all bulls are boys. Everyone? I can assure you that the majority know that cows are female.
@@themute9354 whenever theres memes of cows, people ik just refer to them as he/him. Pretty much with any meme of an animal or well just a photo, people will assume male by default
Ok, I'm not done with a video, but this story is clearly like, the summary of a YA dystopian novel? This dude has a cult of boys he's seemingly kidnapped from birth and is turning them all into identical copies of himself, not letting them know the outside world exists in any capacity.
I mean there is a manga series called The promised Neverland which kinda has this context... except it’s actually worse than you could imagine (but in a ... entertaining way) I don’t know if you are into mangas or animes but I introduced it to my friends who didn’t like this genre and who actually enjoyed it Also if you don’t want to read it (it is fully available on website mangago) there was an anime adaptation which is pretty accessible if you search for it
There is also a live action adaptation which will be released on December 18 if I remember correctly but honestly I would better recommend reading the manga or watching the anime
we had the same name, same hair (in tar), same clothes, and had to do 'weird' activities like chanting and dancing and....thinking back on it now (not before) it might have been a cult...really... It's worse than when Dwight went to X-Men school in The Office
All the Michaels start their own Michael cults which are exact replicas of the ones they grew up in. Then the Michaels in their Michael cults start their own Michael cults. We call this the cycle of Michael.
No Moi! Hope you’re having a great day/afternoon/evening/night. Please remember that you are good enough. You are perfect just the way you are. You don’t need to change yourself for anyone. If you’re going through a hard time just remember that it will pass, things will get better. Please reach out to someone if you need to. There are people who care about you and who love you. Remember to drink some water today and try to eat something. You are worth it. You are enough. You are perfect.
Everyone is good enough, and if you need a break, take it. Seize the day, because the universe ultimately doesn't care about you. Don't overwork yourself, and make the most of your life
@@iforgor6673 True, but like imperfections make people perfect. Like nobody’s ever gonna be perfect but they are the perfect them that they can be. I don’t if the way I phrased that made sense...sorry
I've already listened to this story, but as a female who never saw boys. Crazy how similar they are... This village must be where all the boy babies went in the female village 🤣
dude, someone on reddit has a story just like this, but the main character knew that guys existed, and actually got stranded in a forest somewhere in europe with her guy best friend, and ended up living in a small city that was just women. there was a little village outside the city walls, but women were seen a superior, which was pretty cool
There is an exactly the same one except it is" i didn't know males existed until i was 17" with practically the same story line they just changed the gender.
The metal box was probably an electric magnetic pulse machine, or emp. It basically wipes out un-needed electrons, removing electricity from the electric fence.
"I grew up in a boarding school, we grew our own food and we couldn't leave, and the headmaster said we were similar to jonestown.... whatever that is"
@@genericname2747 we gotta drink the arsenic laced koolaid to transcend from jonestown and pass through heavens gate so we can catch a ride on the comet.
If he saw that woman (7:40) and thought she was a person, and thought the only people were male, why wouldn’t he call her “he”? Why would he use gender neutral pronouns like they and them? Why would he even know about gender neutral pronouns if he thought there was only one gender? And then when he “figures out it was a female,” he somehow magically knows about the words she and her.
When a Michael and a Michael love eachother very much
They make a Michael
Replication complete
MiChAl
Mitosis
milk
Weeb 11037 _mike_ - tosis
So are we just gonna ignore the fact that this "headmaster" singlehandedly raised 100 babies?
Imagine how he dealt with the boys during the angsty stage.
"the headmaster hated children"
*headmaster then proceeds to raise 100 babies*
Head master was my nickname in high school
(Rhett and Link reference. I couldn't resist)
Kidnapping
Pretty impressive.
Roll call must have been a bloody nightmare.
*Michael?*
"here" "here" "here" "here" "here" "here"
"here" "here" "here" "here" "here" "here"
@late4thegameNOW 😂 Pretty sure he's absent today.
Here
Here
Michael isn't here today. He snuck out of class with Michael and Michael. I'm pretty sure I saw them giving Michael a swirly, but it might've just been Michael. You'll have to ask Michael, he was there, too.
@@TheHiddenDirector Micheal said that Micheal and Micheal was bunking not Micheal , Micheal and Micheal
Are we just going to ignore that there's a chance that at least one of the Michaels was actually named Michael even before being kidnapped
"Michael your real name is... Micheal"
Well there's Michael from vsas
Statistically, yes.
No no no. His name was changed to gail
@Din Djarrin is that an illumination refrence?
You know, I don't feel like " I didn't know girls existed" was the best way to title a story about you being raised in a cult.
Next video:
''I THOUGHT I WAS A COW FOR HALF MY LIFE BUT THEN GAVE BIRTH TO A CUCUMBER AFTER REALISING MY MUM CHEATED ON ME WITH MY SOCKS''
LMFAO
I will watch that ngl
AND MY FATHER IS MY SISTER AND I CAN READ MINDS?
I GOT BLACKMAILED BY MY TABLE AND IT KEEPS GIVING MY COUSIN FREE HUGS AND THEY HAD CHEATED ON ME!
would watch that tho
Oh yes son, we come from storks, not some magical thing named females.
Lmao
@notsureofausername don't ya mean miketosis
Michael is the only living creature that is not born from a female like all of the farm animals they raise
Jofuss The conqueror I think you mean "Michael to Michael, _Michael to Michael"_
@@saltyspittoon nah it's Mikesiosi (Mesiosis), because reproduction
There’s literally a opposite gender one. Search up: I didn’t know males existed until I was 17, from my story animated. Lmao
I knew that I heard this story before.
Glider guy actually posted a video on it today. And in both stories I’ve had the same questions,
Do they think they reproduce male and male/ female and female? Is that what they learned about human reproduction? If that’s the case does that mean that our gay is their straight? This doesn’t make any sense
🤔😂
I know they this one is even worse though
What are the females called?
Everyone asks "who's Michael" but no one asks "how's Michael"
He's Michael, he's Michael, you're Michael, I'm Michael. Are there any more Michaels I should know about?!
sqUidWarD
I love this Spongebob reference
😭💀
meow
You're Christopher
Michaels reproduce asexually, which is why the discussion of "females" never had to be brought up. The exact process is unknown but the headmaster takes the mature Michael to the back and once he is sleeping soundly, we gather around to see the sleeping Michael being placed into the dirt and being buried. We chant and throw flowers to ensure the sprouting process goes well and when we wake up the next day, Michael has divided into two new Michaels who are smaller and younger. Usually they're really small and can't speak but some new Michaels are bigger and babble incoherently about silly things like missing their "mommies".
Whoa
A strange theory
It is I dio!
i just want to put this here
My name is Michael and I can confirm this. Within a few years, it'll be my turn to be placed into the ground.
Actual title: “I didn’t know my mom was a female, I developed in the dirt”
Excuse me good sir but it appears (whether it was intended or not) you have made a reference to the hit manga “JoJos bizarre adventure”. As a fan of the manga I have no choice but to call it out.
Some people don't have moms (gay relationships, moms who died)
@@cloudysky9248 They are adopted...
Cloudy Sky
When you’ve outgrown your childhood, you will understand better- about that stuff- and delete this comment because you’ll think “why did I type that?”
@@lshbsoxx8uxhw771 doners surrogates and previous straight relationship children have left the chat
" I never knew I was blind, but I could actually hear with my eyes, and that's why I got pregnant with my dog and realized something incredible!" - will be the next one of those stories.
Lmao
Write that down, write that down!!!
Wth XDXD
Perfect, now let’s incorporate Troom Troom.
USE HOT GLUE TO MAKE A DOCTER TO SAVE YOU LIFE BABY!
abort mission child now please
Why is no one talking about the fact that Joinen has never heard of “jet black”????
Because the dude actually said “jat black” 😂 that’s why he said it was a typo
@@Bananachan289 yeah but joinen also said “i guess that means that there’s jets in his hair” so it was kind of confusing
I think u mean JAT black
@@kaelynb4081 it’s okay I’ve seen others confused in the comments
@@kaelynb4081 he said jatz in his hair, not jets. Jatz is a snack in Australia
This guy: Discovers things like cars, education, television, his real family, cults, etc for the first time ever.
Also this guy: WAMEN?!?!
WE. ARE. MICHAEL.
WE. ARE. ONE.
We are all the same we are Michael
One for Michael, all for Michael!
Loll 😂😂
Hello Michael, I am Michael. Where is Michael?
MICHAEEEEL
There is no “females,” ONLY MICHAEL.
what is this woman? i only know Michael
There is no Jon, Just Micheal
@🍑ｐｅａｃｈｉｉ_ｔｅａ_ａｎｘｉｅｔｙ🍑 just mon-(wait, hold on... ok), just michael, just michael, just michael
*WHEEZE*
*M i c h e a l*
So was the Headmaster just cloning himself?
Obviously 👁👄👁
Naaahhh.. he just kidnapped babies
"We were told the outside world was ravaged by monsters and demons"
Me, an introvert: *ah yes, that is exactly how I classify humanity*
Definitely a cult. No one could mistake this for a boarding school. How did this dude gather all these kids???
kidnapped
Orphans?
@late4thegameNOW 😂😂😂
the power of micheal
He wants to rename the USA to the United States of Michael and make so only Michaels lived there
“We even had the same name. Michael.”
Me, a Michael: 👁👁 hold up
Awesome profile pic
@@cloudpaeshuyse8070 sodom and gomorrah
@@bluebloxbang6105 the bible is clearly named BI ble not STRAIGHT ble
@@cloudpaeshuyse8070 👏👏👏👏 I'm stealing that, thank you
Do you have jet black hair and are confused about wah- men
Kinda gives me The Promised Neverland vibes lmao
Literally just watched all of that yesterday!
Lmao good anime
Now im crying over Norman again °>°
Y e s
@@cakeiam2839 can i spoiler you? (don't worry it'll probably make you happy)
I seriously just got an ad for a charity that said “Save Michael” in this video omg
same here
That's so perfect.
i feel bad for laughing at this
0.o
save him
Why would he call her a "female" instead of a "woman", where has he heard the word "female" before?
Also, can people stop saying "females"?
Id suppose you call some animals female or male but not woman n man? But also there are words like mare n stuff so..
But then again... He saw the word woman on that newspaper so.. idrk the story doesn't make any sense anyway.
*m m m f e m a l e s*
Ugh those females are always confusing,
They are like men....? But without a dick!??....
Edit: I uncensored the word dick cuz I wanted to
@@polardirt4835 woman and man is only used to refer to humans I’m pretty sure
michael? HEE HEE
michaels around the campfire chanting: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
They had animals, didn’t they question how children were made?
Well they were all guys so.... 😝
And how he got the money to feed the whole Michaels?
@@oatseawong6664 they had farms, they all made their own food. So like, obviously, they knew about females because animals.
@@daderpywalrus9365 i forgot that, but how about power and water bill?
@@oatseawong6664 either the dude be rich, or they all lost water privileges 😂
No one:
Animated story channels: If we don’t draw cleavage, people won’t know the females exist
Why do they do that anyway?
@@MutatedPercent to show that females exist
@@alexisventura7191
*Understandable, have a nice day*
How else will the Michaels of the world learn?
.🤔😑🖕.
" i grew up in an all boys school .. "
ok thats a thing -
" we grew our own crops and tended our livestock "
Tf kinda all boys school is that ..
An amish all boys school?
Sounds kinda CULTISH to me
To be fair, technical and agricultural schools do exist. We have an agricultural high school in Massachusetts where the kids tend farm and leep animals. Google Essex Aggie.
Also... there are... far more questionable things going on in this school than the farming.
@@jessc.3958 Still an important detail.
@@jessc.3958 oh you mean like .. Why the school is fenced with electric fence in the first place ? or the fact that no other teacher in mention in the video beside the headmaster ? or why do they all HAVE to look the same and have the same name ?
"Jet black" is a term that we use in the US, basically the same thing as "pitch black" except in reference to color not light level.
That's not where the term comes from though. Jet is a type of gem. Also, I think he's confused by the pronunciation of it as "jat black" more than anything.
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 I wasn't describing the origin, just what it means. At first I thought he was confused by the pronunciation, cause I thought it was funny. But then he made the joke about his hair being made of jets and that's when I realized that just must not be a saying in Australia.
I didn't know Australia existed until I was 8 teens
@@wizardjokes What's it like being so many people at once?
Read Charlie's chocolate factory. It's mentioned there as the letters colour on the golden ticket's.
"I grew accustomed to the females"
Me: "is it possible to learn this power?"
Not from a Michael
This literally feels like a bunch of anime plots smashed together
*WHEEZE*
everyone is saying that this is fake, but it actually happened to me. im a female and i didnt know i existed until i was 34
LOL
Trans 🏳️🌈
Dissociation ?
Wow we have the same name except I’m 12 🤭
i dont get it
These "true" stories get more and more relatable... 🙃
Hell yah i allso never new woman existed to
@@Chad_Darwin I never knew men existed
Hold up-
Ikr, I never knew not all people named Michael.
@@thatdude1181 i allredy now we are Michael
I love when in the chat someone said “this is just like the episode of phineas and ferb where in the future everyones named joe” because i was thinking the exact same thing... im too lazu to get a time stamp but if youre out there i respect you so hard
Watch out for this new MLM... Multi Level Michaels
Multi Level Michaeling
I love the description "Check out our channels in your favorite language." Not the one you can speak, not the one you can understand, the one that's your FAVORITE.
I no nothing about spanish.. *BUT IT'S MY FAVOURITE*
Let's see in two days, If his crush didn't text him back, Let's report the video.
So...
Let's go? XD
*_y e s_*
*y e s*
y. e. s
𝙮 𝙚 𝙨
*one day has passed*
I got a Michaels ad during this video and I find that absolutely hilarious.
Run. The Michaels have found you.
"Hello my name's Michael with a 'B'"
Where?
Where’s the B?
@@octorat8481 tHeHerEs a bEe!!!???
Why does this sound exactly like Rapunzel?
Kidnapped as a baby, stayed inside for whole life, never knew about outside world.
The only difference is Michael
this is the EXACT ripoff of another story on my story animated called "I didn't know that boys existed until I was 17"
Oh yeah the thumbnail is the girl in a an egg
@@_.bored._yes! thats the one
I thought so!
Yep
@@_.bored._ Hiii again!
Next: I didnt know that floors existed
lol he looks like rhys in borderlands ( the boy )
The story of an asteroid
*falls into the void*
@@genericname2747 aaaaa
@Gizmo Allwin yes
ahh shit you're right, i was thinking he looked familiar somehow lol
so did your crush text you, Joinen?
we need answers
@@oofers17 YES no need slep need answers
An extremely important question
Science must know!
"Top 10 Questions Science Couldn't Answer"
This sounds like something CallMeKevin would do in the Sims. Jim Pickens' Michael Cult. XD
ngl this was the best animated story ive ever watched. The storyline was really interesting and it got me hooked up until the end. I normally dont do that lmao.
I didn’t know life existed until I was 73
I didn’t know oxigen existed until I was 266353536278272
Damn you have 73 likes, thats not a coincidence, this world is full of magic
I didn’t know existence was a thing until I was 148
I didn't know the meaning of life until i was 42
You literally have 173 likes
imagine he now lives a normal life and he goes to school and the teacher is named michael and he just runs out of the classroom
Yes this has Promised Neverland vibes, but what about Rapunzel? She was also kidnapped and livel 18 years in isolation :D
True
But she didn't live with hundreds other Rapunzels
Lol that's so weird
@@starlover9921 that would be weird :D The story is like a mix of Tangled and The Promised Neverland
@@starlover9921 Rapunzel, however, didn’t have livestock to look after (to my knowledge).
She knew there was males tho
It's Promised Neverland. Rapunzel has only one thing in common, but then again you could say it's every movie that has anyone named Michael in it. So, forget Rapunzel here.
I’m pretty sure this is fake. But I can imagine someone from the “Story Time animated” team be like:
Guys, hear me out, so... I had this DREAM
5:35 a hundred boys had to shower at the same time? How many showers did they have!?
They all used the same one
A hundred
These stories will one day evolve to:
"I AM MARRIED TO AN ALIEN WITH THREE LEGS (VERY true story)"
Seems like something common to gacha
Wait. What if it's also a story where a girl didn't know males existed? But still didn't know about it?
the alien still has two legs, and is a male
*you know what theyve called a third leg*
@@BreadMan96 *Ah yes. We have shared a braincell*
@@gobgrimbleton *yes*
I was screaming about 'The Promised Neverland' before he said, "Isn't this an anime?" and even paused to read the chat to see if anyone else mentioned it
“What is jet black?”
*jet black being a color and crying in the corner*
He's confused by "jat black" not "jet black".
Meanwhile my dog, whose name is Jett:
*Am I a joke too u*
After intensive googling, this story has never surfaced into the news
It is absolutely crazy that something so important is not being reported on, I don't know how the journalists haven't heard about it
It's almost as if this story never happened...
14:47 I love how he just calls cars monsters like a warrior cat lol
Same name? No problem! Just label yourselves as,
Michael #1
Michael #2
Michael #3
And so on and so forth. That way, as long as everybody remembers their numbers, you would know who to call at which time. Also, double check the number of your partner in doing farm work coz yea.
NO! THERE MUSNT BE ANY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM
Imagine having thousands of Micheals and you can't remember which one is Micheal 6,792
So, which one is the Main character?
Micheal #6 or Micheal #48?
Nobody gonna talk about michael 3482?
@@MixMatchedMoze you say that but what about Micheal 4,238? You don't think he feels left out either?
I died laughing every single time you said “Michael”
Lol
But what happened to the others Michaels!? And his best friend Michael?
*"What is man, if not Michael"* - Joinen
First we had ‘I didn’t see men until I was 17’
and here we are with the sequel
‘I didn’t know women existed until I was 18’
If those boys had to care for livestock, they probably have seen female and male animals. If this was a true story, I wonder if the boys would have been able to understand that there must be female humans too somewhere by observing the animals. That would be really interesting to know if a man that has never seen a woman or hear about it can imagine a woman by watching animals or just from instinct.
its hard to tell gender in animals
@@aWERFRGT6545BGFG not really. Reach your hand under their legs and see what you find lmao
@@themute9354 all cows are females yet everyone refferes to them as he/him so idk if what u said is gonna help
@@aWERFRGT6545BGFG It will, most farm animals have very obvious sexual dimorphism between their legs. All cows are girls, all bulls are boys. Everyone? I can assure you that the majority know that cows are female.
@@themute9354 whenever theres memes of cows, people ik just refer to them as he/him. Pretty much with any meme of an animal or well just a photo, people will assume male by default
don’t forget to get the lemon carton merch and your crush will text you TODAY :/)
Is that a big grin face? Never seen that before. Cool
Ah yes, the three sexes Man, Woman and Michael
I hope there's a support group for all the michaels. This story is insane 😂
As a Michael, I can confirm, this is a true story.
dear that one person who said 'warrior cats vibes' when he was referring to the car as a monster,
i thought the exact same thing-
Same broooo
This Sounds Like A Gacha Story
*MICHEAL*
Except the boys aren’t wearing dominatrix maid outfits 😷
@@Bananachan289 HAHA So True
Why they gonna save one Michael and leave the 99 other Michaels there?
Since all Michael's are the same, saving one means saving them all
“I can’t understand women”
Quote, every “nice guy” ever
5:18 Comment ,,Percy Jackson but make it cultish" maked me rethink my entire live
Ok, I'm not done with a video, but this story is clearly like, the summary of a YA dystopian novel? This dude has a cult of boys he's seemingly kidnapped from birth and is turning them all into identical copies of himself, not letting them know the outside world exists in any capacity.
yeeep
This would make for an amazing sci-fi/dystopia book. Like, I would read the hell out of that thing.
Now that I think about it, that would be so cool. My mind is going crazy with ideas
I mean there is a manga series called The promised Neverland which kinda has this context... except it’s actually worse than you could imagine (but in a ... entertaining way) I don’t know if you are into mangas or animes but I introduced it to my friends who didn’t like this genre and who actually enjoyed it
Also if you don’t want to read it (it is fully available on website mangago) there was an anime adaptation which is pretty accessible if you search for it
There is also a live action adaptation which will be released on December 18 if I remember correctly but honestly I would better recommend reading the manga or watching the anime
@@josephinechune2506 Thanks. I'm not really into anime or manga but I'll check it out because it honestly sounds so interesting.
I kinda like the whole concept of this story, but it's just so badly written
This could make a great horror movie.
@@genericname2747 yeah
Try reading/watching the promised neverland. It's different, but it kinda gives off the same vibe.
@@starlover9921
I loved that anime. I can’t wait for season 2!
The monster eat the human: I couldn't at that part
Me: watches this video as a girl
The beginning of the video: GiRls ArE ConFusInG
Me: am offended
"he told us that the outside world was ravaged and full of demons"
im getting huge Danganronpa vibes from this
Or the promised neverland xD
we had the same name, same hair (in tar), same clothes, and had to do 'weird' activities like chanting and dancing and....thinking back on it now (not before) it might have been a cult...really...
It's worse than when Dwight went to X-Men school in The Office
The five dislikes are from Michles
i just know og michael was rejected by a woman
Teacher doing a register: “Is Michael here?”
"I saw a big, metal monster. And then... the monster ATE the woman!" When did this turn into Warrior Cats?
Heheheh
Sometimes I wonder if these channels keep making these even crazier videos just for Joinen to react
i didn't know i existed until i was already dead
Same
when you buy the lemon carton merch, your crush will text you after checkout
Your crush will deliver the package to your doorstep
you only need lemon carton merch.
All the Michaels start their own Michael cults which are exact replicas of the ones they grew up in. Then the Michaels in their Michael cults start their own Michael cults. We call this the cycle of Michael.
Thank you Michael for this fun video.
He’s such a dunderhead.
Lol
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Man, what a dunderhead!
Yea, I only know of wamen, what are f e m a l e s ?
No Moi!
Hope you’re having a great day/afternoon/evening/night.
Please remember that you are good enough. You are perfect just the way you are. You don’t need to change yourself for anyone.
If you’re going through a hard time just remember that it will pass, things will get better. Please reach out to someone if you need to. There are people who care about you and who love you.
Remember to drink some water today and try to eat something.
You are worth it.
You are enough.
You are perfect.
No, imperfections are inevitable but yeah I guess everything else is possible.
Thank you Sans 💖💖
Everyone is good enough, and if you need a break, take it. Seize the day, because the universe ultimately doesn't care about you.
Don't overwork yourself, and make the most of your life
@@iforgor6673 True, but like imperfections make people perfect. Like nobody’s ever gonna be perfect but they are the perfect them that they can be.
I don’t if the way I phrased that made sense...sorry
he didn't knew there was women and he's.. straight somehow??? what happens when the Michaels ask about the birds and the bees?
Boys: girls are confusing
Girls: boys are confusing
God : you both are confusing
I've already listened to this story, but as a female who never saw boys. Crazy how similar they are...
This village must be where all the boy babies went in the female village 🤣
dude, someone on reddit has a story just like this, but the main character knew that guys existed, and actually got stranded in a forest somewhere in europe with her guy best friend, and ended up living in a small city that was just women. there was a little village outside the city walls, but women were seen a superior, which was pretty cool
Reverse of the Wicker Man movie
There is an exactly the same one except it is" i didn't know males existed until i was 17"
with practically the same story line they just changed the gender.
"I didn't know water existed until 50"
"I didn't know people existed until 80"
“UnDeRsTaNdAbLe hAvE a NiCe dAy!”
"I didn't know that air existed until I died."
@late4thegameNOW Actually, YES
*"I didn't know I existed till I was 86"*
The metal box was probably an electric magnetic pulse machine, or emp. It basically wipes out un-needed electrons, removing electricity from the electric fence.
This is literally the same story as “I didn’t know that men existed until I was 17”
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER MICHAELS
They died
They drank tasty kool-aid.
They went to meet the big Michael in the sky
They don't matter. Why do they matter? Michael is everything. Michael is life. One Michael. No more Micheal.
Don’t worry They were released back into the wild.
wow I guess I didn’t exist till now
"I grew up in a boarding school, we grew our own food and we couldn't leave, and the headmaster said we were similar to jonestown.... whatever that is"
Would you like some kool-aid?
@@genericname2747 we gotta drink the arsenic laced koolaid to transcend from jonestown and pass through heavens gate so we can catch a ride on the comet.
@@Manibular mm yes.
If he saw that woman (7:40) and thought she was a person, and thought the only people were male, why wouldn’t he call her “he”? Why would he use gender neutral pronouns like they and them? Why would he even know about gender neutral pronouns if he thought there was only one gender? And then when he “figures out it was a female,” he somehow magically knows about the words she and her.
So he didn’t know his mother existed- unless his dad is gay