"Welcome-ye, You're in Five Points" from ROPE, perf. by the (M)orons

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  • Опубликовано: 1 мар 2015
  • by RYAN SCOTT OLIVER
    Lyrics (some different than video)
    “WELCOME-YA, YOU’RE IN FIVE POINTS”
    THE DAYBREAK BOYS:
    Welcome-ya, you’re in Five Points,
    New York, 1864.
    The “mouth o’ hell in Manhattan,”
    In the time of Civil War.
    Here we are now in Five Points.
    Ooh, those two words leak with blood!
    Architects paved the Lake Collect
    For this crap-hole covered in crud.
    Where Park and Worth and Baxter cross,
    Morality here is obsolete;
    The Devil Himself lives down the street.
    Hey! Livin’ downtown in Five Points
    In this mixed-up neighborhood.
    Irish, black, white - the gang’s all here,
    (And a dime for ev’ry Jew)
    Shalom! Dia Duit^! And welcome you!
    (They cheer and jeer at the audience.)
    Twelve to a room in Five Points.
    Cuz your mother past out drunk,
    Papa just lost the business,
    And you’re stealin’ stolen junk.
    Hard to find God in Five Points,
    Tho’ we’ve churches chock-a-block.
    Jesus came once to Park Place,
    And said, “Christ! It smells like cock.”
    These tenements may stay the years
    Reality’s worse than they’ll depict
    In this pestilent ward that Hell hath bricked.
    But! Sure there’s some good in Five Points …
    It ain’t all so sturm und drang.
    Pockets o’ folks make off real good,
    And they live great lives, no doubt -
    They’re just no fun to sing about!
    (Stage opens up to see Five Points)
    Pass the vagabonds gone mad with the heat,
    (Who bow low to pigs in the street),
    And the washerwoman cursing her cous’,
    (Who made shop where the Old Brew’ry was),
    Down our Murd’rer’s Alley; (ragpickers’ bones,
    And blackguards’ bodies scatt’rin’ the stones),
    As the Negro’s walkin’ scared to the church,
    Irish men ahead of the lurch,
    They search for hope,
    Tuggin’ life by a rope which hangs (it hangs!) -
    Yet, that’s not the worst!
    The worst is the gangs.
    Ah yes, the gangs …
    The Gangs of New York.
    (The Native B’hoys emerge. Clay among them.)
    Careful-ya, you’re in Five Points,
    Where the Gangs of New York reign.
    Not talkin’ your Jets and Sharks, love -
    These’d bash their frickin’ brains.
    Lately the kings o’ Five Points
    Are the Native B’hoys - right there.
    They were born in Manhattan,
    So it’s theirs by blood, they swear.
    Tho’ soon you’ll call it Chinatown,
    Plurality’s got with Native knives,
    Your boy could be king (if he survives!).
    Native B’hoys hate the Irish,
    ‘Cuz the Irish ruled before.
    Natives keep Irish underfoot,
    But today we’ve a change of scene -
    Today the Irish fight back!
    And crown
    A
    Queen…
    Now the Son of Aaron takes back the Points
    As she, his new queen, he anoints.
    It’s a war that sets our play in its course,
    And war will be our tale’s driving force.
    It’s a story of a Native roué,
    A storytellin’ thief we’ll call Clay,
    And a boy named Shy, who’s eerie and blind …
    A boy named Shy with whom he must bind …
    And find that hope
    Can live in a rope they’ll tie, they’ll tie - !
    Give-ya nine cheers for Five Points,
    Cuz it’s here our stars’ll cross.
    Take it from us, The Daybreak Boys,
    We’ll make you a story to hum,
    With our fiddle, guitar and drum;
    It’s a journey out of a slum
    Called Five Points.
    Welcome-ya!
    Five Points! RAH!
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Комментарии • 34

  • @Alice-sp5jd
    @Alice-sp5jd 4 года назад +39

    1:21 he... He did the beetlejuice smile lmao

  • @AraneaPush
    @AraneaPush 9 лет назад +109

    Man, Alex Brightman is sooo entertaining to watch in this!

    • @jamiejose
      @jamiejose 4 года назад +15

      His beetlejuice is showing lmao

    • @Noah-vu6tz
      @Noah-vu6tz 4 года назад +1

      Baby Brighty!

    • @sondersighs
      @sondersighs 3 года назад +2

      I love when he gets so passionate he takes the mic off of it's stand

    • @angelaplays
      @angelaplays 2 года назад +1

      He’s always entertaining to watch in videos tbh

  • @julialabusch9403
    @julialabusch9403 5 лет назад +58

    Those key changes make my soul ascend to the heavens every time.

  • @wickedly4
    @wickedly4 9 лет назад +35

    I've watched this probably 10 times in the last week i'm so in love with it. F. Michael Haynie is a perfect creature. The (m)orons are my favorite human beings. that is all.

  • @jazminhieronymus2728
    @jazminhieronymus2728 4 года назад +26

    I don't know why but I find this song very motivating. It has easily become my favorite tune lately

  • @mattneff
    @mattneff 4 года назад +8

    I don't understand half of what they're saying, but damn if this isn't a bop!

  • @kyliesparks1435
    @kyliesparks1435 9 лет назад +13

    I'm so in love I don't even know what to say right now

  • @miserylovescompany888
    @miserylovescompany888 4 года назад +5

    May i just say, I choked multiple times.

  • @wickedly4
    @wickedly4 8 лет назад +17

    Oh hello, I'm back as I tend to be. I love them. The song is amazing they are amazing okay thanks bye.

  • @emilywhitson5443
    @emilywhitson5443 4 года назад +15

    I love these (M)orons they are amazing

  • @what.the.fwish.
    @what.the.fwish. 4 года назад +20

    Alex your beatlejuice is showing

    • @marycake7
      @marycake7 4 года назад +4

      Wowie Mommy I’m on Tv HAHAHAHA I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

  • @angelaplays
    @angelaplays 2 года назад +2

    Their harmony tho omg

  • @Lulyb77
    @Lulyb77 7 лет назад +9

    F is amazing in this! haha I looooove him!!

  • @matt_the_curtin
    @matt_the_curtin 9 лет назад +9

    Those last 8 seconds are beyond awesome

  • @sarahshanks9028
    @sarahshanks9028 9 лет назад +11

    I love everything about this!

  • @AmberLillyPayne
    @AmberLillyPayne 3 года назад +3

    This has big Great Comet vibes and I adore

  • @oreywilson4631
    @oreywilson4631 9 лет назад +10

    This is amazing.

  • @beetlejuice7771
    @beetlejuice7771 3 года назад +1

    OH MY GOD! BABY BRIGHTMAN!! YOURE GONNA GO FAR BUDDY! YOU WON 2 TONYS!!
    i litterally cant not think of Beetlejuice when he wobbles around all though out the video and bounces at 4:02. espescially beetlejuice vibes at 1:20

  • @bennyboy4795
    @bennyboy4795 3 года назад +1

    Wtf why is this so underrated

  • @wickedly4
    @wickedly4 6 лет назад +8

    I love them

  • @danielm-g2186
    @danielm-g2186 Год назад +1

    Alex brightman gracias por existir 💙

  • @liambishop2460
    @liambishop2460 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why is this not on Spotify

  • @thefandomchild777
    @thefandomchild777 10 месяцев назад

    1:17 i see a little beetlejuice there

  • @jennafranssen1649
    @jennafranssen1649 Год назад

    he wasn't even Beetlejuice here, yet you can still hear it

  • @duffyd6248
    @duffyd6248 5 лет назад +10

    Is this a full musical?

  • @rand0mpers0n79
    @rand0mpers0n79 4 года назад +2

    ...when you live in South Carolina Five Points is n o t fun to be in during 5 o'clock traffic....
    n o t
    f u n

    • @awesomewow7313
      @awesomewow7313 4 года назад

      OMG Ikr I used to live there its NOT FUN At ALLL

  • @colliedog2020
    @colliedog2020 3 года назад

    Imagine Alex singing this in the Beetlejuice voice!!!

  • @APersonTM
    @APersonTM 2 года назад

    Not gonna lie I copied this off of Google but here’s the lyrics-
    Welcome-ya, you’re in Five Points,
    New York, 1864.
    The “mouth o’ hell in Manhattan,”
    In the time of Civil War.
    Here we are now in Five Points.
    Ooh, those two words leak with blood!
    Architects paved the Lake Collect
    For this crap-hole covered in crud.
    Where Park and Worth and Baxter cross,
    Morality here is obsolete;
    The Devil Himself lives down the street.
    Hey! Livin’ downtown in Five Points
    In this mixed-up neighborhood.
    Irish, black, white - the gang’s all here,
    (And a dime for ev’ry Jew)
    Shalom! Dia Duit^! And welcome you!
    (They cheer and jeer at the audience.)
    Twelve to a room in Five Points.
    Cuz your mother past out drunk,
    Papa just lost the business,
    And you’re stealin’ stolen junk.
    Hard to find God in Five Points,
    Tho’ we’ve churches chock-a-block.
    Jesus came once to Park Place,
    And said, “Christ! It smells like cock.”
    These tenements may stay the years
    Reality’s worse than they’ll depict
    In this pestilent ward that Hell hath bricked.
    But! Sure there’s some good in Five Points …
    It ain’t all so sturm und drang.
    Pockets o’ folks make off real good,
    And they live great lives, no doubt -
    They’re just no fun to sing about!
    (Stage opens up to see Five Points)
    Pass the vagabonds gone mad with the heat,
    (Who bow low to pigs in the street),
    And the washerwoman cursing her cous’,
    (Who made shop where the Old Brew’ry was),
    Down our Murd’rer’s Alley; (ragpickers’ bones,
    And blackguards’ bodies scatt’rin’ the stones),
    As the Negro’s walkin’ scared to the church,
    Irish men ahead of the lurch,
    They search for hope,
    Tuggin’ life by a rope which hangs (it hangs!) -
    Yet, that’s not the worst!
    The worst is the gangs.
    Ah yes, the gangs …
    The Gangs of New York.
    (The Native B’hoys emerge. Clay among them.)
    Careful-ya, you’re in Five Points,
    Where the Gangs of New York reign.
    Not talkin’ your Jets and Sharks, love -
    These’d bash their frickin’ brains.
    Lately the kings o’ Five Points
    Are the Native B’hoys - right there.
    They were born in Manhattan,
    So it’s theirs by blood, they swear.
    Tho’ soon you’ll call it Chinatown,
    Plurality’s got with Native knives,
    Your boy could be king (if he survives!).
    Native B’hoys hate the Irish,
    ‘Cuz the Irish ruled before.
    Natives keep Irish underfoot,
    But today we’ve a change of scene -
    Today the Irish fight back!
    And crown
    A
    Queen…
    Now the Son of Aaron takes back the Points
    As she, his new queen, he anoints.
    It’s a war that sets our play in its course,
    And war will be our tale’s driving force.
    It’s a story of a Native roué,
    A storytellin’ thief we’ll call Clay,
    And a boy named Shy, who’s eerie and blind …
    A boy named Shy with whom he must bind …
    And find that hope
    Can live in a rope they’ll tie, they’ll tie - !
    Give-ya nine cheers for Five Points,
    Cuz it’s here our stars’ll cross.
    Take it from us, The Daybreak Boys,
    We’ll make you a story to hum,
    With our fiddle, guitar and drum;
    It’s a journey out of a slum
    Called Five Points.
    Welcome-ya!
    Five Points! RAH!