Worst is in Facebook comments, when you know that it's actually harder and more time consuming for the writer to write the comment in 'Scottish' because they have to think more about how to actually write it in 'Scottish', than if they just wrote the comment properly
@@ginger-uz8je yes, English it’s actually called. This is what is taught in schools in all English speaking countries, they dinnae teach us hoo tae spell words rang in order tae soond Scottish.
@@cam5556 Why are we taught tae speak a specific kind of English? What makes English that is spoken in the South of England the "correct" way tae speak English and no the English that is spoken in Yorkshire or Newcastle for example? Why is it that Speaking anything other than this type of English is considered tae be "wrong" or "slang" or "lazy" or "uneducated"? Why is it "rang" that Scots or anyone else type how they speak if there isnae a standardised way of spelling for the language or dialect that they speak?
Spot on mate... the voices in my head become you more and more each day ... lol. Imagine no longer living in Scotland and people try "banter" when they aint even Scottish and they think its funny/endearing ... absolute nails down a blackboard.
As a Scottish person, he’s speaking absolute sense. Felt it for a few years now. Never knew how to articulate it but now thanks to Limmy I do. FORCED SCOTTISH PATTER 🤢🤢🤢, thank you sir 👏👏👏
90% of Limmy's comment sections are guilty of this. It's even more cringe inducing trying to sound Scottish through text. Especially since the majority of the comments don't even translate into any known dialect. If you're terrible at reading and writing English why would you even attempt to tackle Glaswegian lol.
As an English guy whose only been living in Glasgow for 5 years, I definitely have noticed that people emphasise their Scottish after they realise that I’m not Scottish. But on the other hand, the Glaswegian accent is incredibly easy to unintentionally pick up - especially the inflection. Even when it comes to funny wee phrases that is even a stretch for the locals to use
YES! Not Scottish, but I know exactly what you mean. British working class culture filtered through American corporate social media, a novelty kinda thing. Articles like "top ten cockney rhyming slang phrases." "Words that let you KNOW youre a true Glasweigen." Like its a funny costume you put on or something, to have a giggle. This is the brave new world, Limmy. Where everyone talks like a cable news host. EVERYONE on planet earth sounds like a CNN host.
You've never heard a more Scottish conversation than 2 Scottish expats, at an Aussie BBQ, when the temp is above 35 degrees Celsius...Fucking marvellous exchanges of linguistics under the circumstances!
I think this is probably common across every culture in the world. When I used to live in Europe, every English guy I came across would be suddenly all "bollocks" this and that, and using just ''''slightly'''' cockney or northern phrases when you know that's not how they talk back in the UK. Eyes lighting up in over the top enthusiasm if you mentioned any shit from back home like Marmite or Walkers crisps or whatever (followed by loudly stating how it's literally the best thing and you just can't get anything like it 'here') - slightly related also when these types talk about certain areas in or around where they're from being 'rough' (bonus points if they're completely middle class, but call it 'ends'), they'll have this kind of reverse subtle pride in the way they talk about it - "Oh mate you think it's bad here?? You woudn't walk around X in London on a Friday night, you'd get splashed" - so full of shit lol
I don’t mind when the English do that. The annoying thing is when English people play up to that “tea and biscuits middle class” type to Americans, such as saying “cockwomble”.. Literally no English person has said this word. Ever.
It's an interesting question. Is contemporary Glasgow 'patter' actually a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy in an increasingly squeaky nasal voice?
This is basically my reaction when I hear someone in the US using the generic "southern" accent that never really existed outside of Hollywood. Don't even get me started of politicians and newscasters using phrases like "All hat. No cattle." Check a mirror, Theodore.
So, you saw something that irritated you and it made you think of a point, *but dinnae hae the baws tae spet et oot aboot wha it wuh that wuz ee'en sayin it?*
Ironically, Limmy accidentally defines irony here without even mentioning the word irony, better than Ethan Hawke trying to define irony in the film Reality Bites, when he actually defines sarcasm, which is the lowest and most American form of wit.
Some people become "Professional Scotsmen/women" to show they have some sort of personality. It makes me cringe! Like they have to overly emphasise they are Scottish and act in the most cliched way,. Makes me want to vomit. I think it's because they have no personality, so they cling to their nationality to try and define themselves.
It annoys me when the likes of the BBC make programmes about somewhere like Shetland or Aberdeen and assume we all sound Glaswegian. Ironically we struggle to understand Glaswegian accents which is so strong. Most media based in Glasgow is so out of touch with the rest of Scotland particularly outside the Central belt
Just checked out your other comments on these clips and it's just pure moaning!! Why even watch if you're just going to moan and don't like the content?
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Editor's Note: He is describing scottish twitter.
hahaha i no em said awreet an aye wee bet o feckin patter haha i no bloody hahaha
It's the UnCannae Valley
This comment deserves more recognition.
Well that was enlightening, thanks Limmy
Worst is in Facebook comments, when you know that it's actually harder and more time consuming for the writer to write the comment in 'Scottish' because they have to think more about how to actually write it in 'Scottish', than if they just wrote the comment properly
Naw they dont.
@@samreid5057aye they dae
By "properly" dae ye mean Queens English
@@ginger-uz8je yes, English it’s actually called. This is what is taught in schools in all English speaking countries, they dinnae teach us hoo tae spell words rang in order tae soond Scottish.
@@cam5556 Why are we taught tae speak a specific kind of English?
What makes English that is spoken in the South of England the "correct" way tae speak English and no the English that is spoken in Yorkshire or Newcastle for example?
Why is it that Speaking anything other than this type of English is considered tae be "wrong" or "slang" or "lazy" or "uneducated"?
Why is it "rang" that Scots or anyone else type how they speak if there isnae a standardised way of spelling for the language or dialect that they speak?
“Keep the suppers hen, we’re only here for the banter”
I call it Uni patter. Or Byers Road banter. Its all put on.
That's pure bampot!
Pure mad mental!!!
'Here we, here we, here we fukin go..'
That shite mate.
That's no Scottish
Can’t stand that pish. Used to be standard for that being shouted at every single gig in Glasgow. Abhorrent.
Like watching James Corden pretending to be human.
Spot on mate... the voices in my head become you more and more each day ... lol.
Imagine no longer living in Scotland and people try "banter" when they aint even Scottish and they think its funny/endearing ... absolute nails down a blackboard.
As a Scottish person, he’s speaking absolute sense. Felt it for a few years now. Never knew how to articulate it but now thanks to Limmy I do. FORCED SCOTTISH PATTER 🤢🤢🤢, thank you sir 👏👏👏
I used the word patter for the first time in conversation last night! It felt so good! Thank you Mr limmond
Limmy calling them out on their forced Scottish Patter.... But these were men wi' a trade!
Even the Scottish are not Scottish enough for Limmy!
It’s that they’re trying so hard to act Scottish. I get what he means
Any Hogmanay programme. Be as Scottish as you can. Brutal.
Politicians do this on twitter all the time. It feels entirely false when they throw in phrases they definitely wouldn’t use otherwise.
Exact same thing happens with some Northern Irish humour. It’s a massive pain in the arse
90% of Limmy's comment sections are guilty of this. It's even more cringe inducing trying to sound Scottish through text. Especially since the majority of the comments don't even translate into any known dialect. If you're terrible at reading and writing English why would you even attempt to tackle Glaswegian lol.
"Whit the fook ye lookin at ye glaikit bawbag"
Pure dead brilliant
naw we dinny
There is an established orthography for Scots separate from English. They should just use that.
"Contrived" might be the word you're looking for, Limmy?
Like Del in Only Fools And Horses, but Scottish... People do talk like that but you can tell that person doesn't talk like that.
The patter police
As an English guy whose only been living in Glasgow for 5 years, I definitely have noticed that people emphasise their Scottish after they realise that I’m not Scottish. But on the other hand, the Glaswegian accent is incredibly easy to unintentionally pick up - especially the inflection. Even when it comes to funny wee phrases that is even a stretch for the locals to use
I do that. I think we just don't want you to ever think we'll do anything exactly as you want it.
Aye, that makes shit loads of sense lad
@@Also_Ran cringe
@@Also_Ran Edgelord.
@@Also_Ran England living rent free in your head every day lad.
It was 100% the Traitors and the wee baldy Scottish dude
When folk need a patter transfusion.
This video was forced Scottish patter by a working class man who strayed. Limmy was describing himself.
I have a feeling this is about The Scotts
AH NOO WHIT HE'S SAYIN KEN AYE JIMMY? FIT LIKE? MON THE PUB, MON
It was that hing where the students were rebuilding/renovating that hoose. Deffo.
YES! Not Scottish, but I know exactly what you mean. British working class culture filtered through American corporate social media, a novelty kinda thing. Articles like "top ten cockney rhyming slang phrases." "Words that let you KNOW youre a true Glasweigen." Like its a funny costume you put on or something, to have a giggle. This is the brave new world, Limmy. Where everyone talks like a cable news host. EVERYONE on planet earth sounds like a CNN host.
You've never heard a more Scottish conversation than 2 Scottish expats, at an Aussie BBQ, when the temp is above 35 degrees Celsius...Fucking marvellous exchanges of linguistics under the circumstances!
Ooh the banter is the program
Swapping regional accents just to seem relatable
I think this is probably common across every culture in the world.
When I used to live in Europe, every English guy I came across would be suddenly all "bollocks" this and that, and using just ''''slightly'''' cockney or northern phrases when you know that's not how they talk back in the UK. Eyes lighting up in over the top enthusiasm if you mentioned any shit from back home like Marmite or Walkers crisps or whatever (followed by loudly stating how it's literally the best thing and you just can't get anything like it 'here') - slightly related also when these types talk about certain areas in or around where they're from being 'rough' (bonus points if they're completely middle class, but call it 'ends'), they'll have this kind of reverse subtle pride in the way they talk about it - "Oh mate you think it's bad here?? You woudn't walk around X in London on a Friday night, you'd get splashed" - so full of shit lol
I don’t mind when the English do that. The annoying thing is when English people play up to that “tea and biscuits middle class” type to Americans, such as saying “cockwomble”.. Literally no English person has said this word. Ever.
Jings crivvens help ma boab. Has the captain a beard?..No he's clean shaven.
Fou'd ya sleep last nicht? Aye nae bed.
It's an interesting question. Is contemporary Glasgow 'patter' actually a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy in an increasingly squeaky nasal voice?
Wow very informative stuff
Well that cleared that up
Same shite happens with NI comedians/podcast hosts, LOOK AT US, WE HAVE A FUNNY ACCENT
It was Martin Compston’s travel programme wasn’t it?
Gotta be.
Why the gallus?
I know exactly what you mean limmy.
Get that program named ffs man 😂
Fourth 1 in the morning is exactly like that.
A pure mad dinny ken witchyir ontae here big yin aboot forced patter annat ken here gonny no dae that just gonny no
I know exactly what he's on about
Here we here we here we fuc#£!ng go
No Scottish mate
This is basically my reaction when I hear someone in the US using the generic "southern" accent that never really existed outside of Hollywood. Don't even get me started of politicians and newscasters using phrases like "All hat. No cattle." Check a mirror, Theodore.
I hate that pish as well limmy. Rips my knitting
was it 2 doors down
Was it 'Limmys Show'?
So, you saw something that irritated you and it made you think of a point, *but dinnae hae the baws tae spet et oot aboot wha it wuh that wuz ee'en sayin it?*
Ironically, Limmy accidentally defines irony here without even mentioning the word irony, better than Ethan Hawke trying to define irony in the film Reality Bites, when he actually defines sarcasm, which is the lowest and most American form of wit.
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Some people become "Professional Scotsmen/women" to show they have some sort of personality. It makes me cringe! Like they have to overly emphasise they are Scottish and act in the most cliched way,. Makes me want to vomit. I think it's because they have no personality, so they cling to their nationality to try and define themselves.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo I have the ew LL
Aannnd you win today's cultural cringe! ;-)
Larry David talks this about curb, saying people trying to be funny usually ruined the show
It annoys me when the likes of the BBC make programmes about somewhere like Shetland or Aberdeen and assume we all sound Glaswegian. Ironically we struggle to understand Glaswegian accents which is so strong. Most media based in Glasgow is so out of touch with the rest of Scotland particularly outside the Central belt
Geeis a ....Hand
I dinny noo wha he's een on aboot here.
Mate wtf you talking about?😂
He’s talking about snobs who use Glaswegian slang & think it’s cool/ funny
Did you want to use the toooolettt
Dont use it much in Ireland
3:46 of saying something without saying fuck all.
River city
Lol
Fuck me, did this really need to be a clip?
Just checked out your other comments on these clips and it's just pure moaning!! Why even watch if you're just going to moan and don't like the content?
In other words, shut yer hole.
Ouch
Did you need to be born? Nothing needs to be anything
@@LimmyTwitchClipsPlus Yeah and us Limmy fans really aren't used to moaning...
Bad acting?
I hear what you’re saying, but being Scottish, you could’ve said it a lot faster 😴
Is it that scottish guy in to hot to handle ? . I know the show is trash but I like people watching
Basically most of the English viewers who wish they were Scottish
english people don't do that lol.. unless to take the piss... it's always scots.
Like Nicola Sturgeon.
Aye better than that is rough folk trying to pronounce words proberly. Lol
Fascinating
Just show us the clip ffs 😂