Fishing net, wok, chef's knife, Chilies and limes, ear of corn, grapes, a litre of cooking oil, new potatoes and 5lbs of salt... How could anyone survive in such conditions?
If you have to use a bag over vegetation for water, please don't puncture the bag on purpose. Just untie it to get the water. Then, you can reuse the bag.
If you’re in a survival situation, you’re not gonna be wasting a valuable resource like your plastic bags by poking holes in them you’re gonna take them off and pour the water out because then you can’t reuse them
Yeah, because everyone carries a truck load of stuff with them when they have to survive in the woods without any notice. Where the hell is this?? Right behind some hardware store?? 😂
Als ob jemand 10kg Salz, Limetten und Chilischoten beim Survival dabeihat. Geschweige denn eine riesige Pfanne, die man auchbei Wok-WM nutzen könnte...
The best survival skills you can find! I think especially valuable is catching sweet peeper on tomato bait! Waiting for fish in the water with black face could be racist. Fish might get offended.
the worm one actually works. it’s called worm grunting and there’s competitions for it too. but it’s difficult to find the right area and speed to do it.
All of these work. Not all of them are very efficient, but they all work. The burying smoldering coals under rocks and dirt one is extremely inefficient. Collecting water in a bag works pretty damn well. The fish trap works if you have the materials and means to make it, but you're better off making a fish trap with sticks angled to allow fish into a widened depression but not out. The rubber band thing...yeah that was pretty dumb. The fishing rod one was basically a fishing yo yo and works pretty well, but you gotta have your tree limb planted about 2 ft deep to guarantee that to work. I've found its easier and more effective to use an overhanging branch. I've used the vibrations to collect worms several times. I'm actually impressed with the knife skills for that fish stew. The deadfall traps are pretty effective. Just a lot of these are so impractical for any kind of survival situation. As a chef and a survival instructor, im really impressed by these camp cooking techniques though.
Sounds like you have had bad luck. A plastic bag can collect few. Sodium works if you have at least 6 hours of direct sunlight. In fact I've not seen anything here that I haven't used successfully in the past. I wouldn't cut my plastic bags though.
Доморощенные выживальщики. Реально в лесу никто не будет копать яму, расходуя свои силы чтобы засунуть туда угли от костра, просто чтобы согреть свою тушку...
And sometimes buried charcoal can ignite tree roots and the tree roots will smoulder underground , this is called an underground forest fire. Occasionally they may also spread to the tree and cause a normal forest fire
Covering the fire actually works. All the rest are stupid. My little brother and I and our friend got lost in the mountains in New Mexico about 15 years ago without any blankets or camping gear and it got extremely cold. We buried our fire and slept on it. We had to flip over every few minutes because the ground was too hot and the air was too cold so didn't sleep at all but it kept us from getting hypothermia. There were no roots as it is a desert
What's this? Survival. You won't survive 5 days with that. Thx God that you have never been in a real survival situation. But nevertheless....it made me laughing. 😂.
Рогатка из двух берёз, мне точно пригодится, 😁, заряжу в ленту ботинки, сверну в комок штаны, трусы, и начну отстрел,от диких ёжиков,потом возьму нож пластиковую бутылку и начну охоту на рыбу, от таких выживших в лесу все звери в ахуе,вся рыба легла на дно🤭. Только один вопрос то-ли лыжи не едут то-ли🤔🤔.
Fishing net, wok, chef's knife, Chilies and limes, ear of corn, grapes, a litre of cooking oil, new potatoes and 5lbs of salt... How could anyone survive in such conditions?
Lol, love the fish in the bottle bigger then the hole to get in! 😂
Thank you for the very practical survival hacks for when I am out camping next to a hardware store for all the necessary items I will need.
That's the point, your camping , NOT servival. 2 different animals
Первый раз вижу что бы на баклажан охотились, да ещё и кросовками😂😂😂
С петушиной головой 😂😂😂
Have to be careful, eggplants can be dangerous 😂😂
Сразу видно, что эти "выживальщики" путешествовали лишь во снах!
0:49 "пойманная" мертвая рыбка смотрится очень эффективно.
Thank you ,you make big difference to campers in this world today. 🌎
Never laught so much for a long time 😂thx
Note to self:
Must pack a therapy band in the unlikely event i need to launch my shoe at an aubergine.
Thankyou for the advice
I have been in this situation so many times. Next time I go in the woods I will be sure to wear solid shoes and bring Parmesan cheese.
If only I had known this hack during the Great Eggplant War of 1846. Great times!!
They have no defense against footwear. It's their kryptonite.
20 - 30 секунда ролика, вопрос,как такой карасик пролез в горлышко 5 литровой бутылки????😂
Skills and ideas from videos are a valuable resource. Sure some reason, quite implements but you may he able to improvise.
I won't remember any of these in real times of need😂😂😂
Я бы не стал спать на горящих углях. Можно надышаться угарным газом и не проснуться
Мадама в лес сразу пришла в белых тапочках. Молодец
Super idea 👍
Nice ideas, practical application may help you refine them.....👍
When you have everything you need. You’re not surviving you’re camping
Not really survival hacks. I mean, you've got to have a hammer, an axe, a blow torch a screw, plastic bottles and a plastic bag.
If you wash ashore on a deserted island, flotsam, or trash, always washes up on shore. There a your plastic bags, plastic bottles and fishing nets.
And 5 pounds of salt, a half gallon of oil. Wok
Don’t forget your rubber strap.
@@aaronflanagan8983 how else are you going to shoot your eggplant with your shoe?
And a seemingly inexaustable supply of vegetables!
Мне интересно как большая рыба пролезла в такое мелкое отверстие🤣🤣🤣🤣
ありがとうこさいます。素晴らしい動画です。私の知りたかった多くの事を学ぶことが出来ました。
If you have to use a bag over vegetation for water, please don't puncture the bag on purpose. Just untie it to get the water. Then, you can reuse the bag.
Кто же на камне режет ножом?! Ножу сразу придёт конец! Двоечники.
If you’re in a survival situation, you’re not gonna be wasting a valuable resource like your plastic bags by poking holes in them you’re gonna take them off and pour the water out because then you can’t reuse them
Some pretty good stuff there👍
Не дай бог так голодать, чтобы есть это!!!
why do you need sawdust if you already have a lighter 😂😂
Yeah, because everyone carries a truck load of stuff with them when they have to survive in the woods without any notice. Where the hell is this?? Right behind some hardware store?? 😂
Cool tricks.
Great work
Good hacks idea :D
Отличный юмор😂
Als ob jemand 10kg Salz, Limetten und Chilischoten beim Survival dabeihat. Geschweige denn eine riesige Pfanne, die man auchbei Wok-WM nutzen könnte...
The best survival skills you can find! I think especially valuable is catching sweet peeper on tomato bait!
Waiting for fish in the water with black face could be racist. Fish might get offended.
Cool hacks, nice job
the worm one actually works. it’s called worm grunting and there’s competitions for it too. but it’s difficult to find the right area and speed to do it.
I laughed so hard at the dude with the foliage hat. Looks like a bunch of asparagus
Wow amazing ideas 💡
I feel like some of these are serious fire hazards.. but idk 😅
Now I know how to build a slingshot to fling my shoes at wild eggplants
A joke as survival but some interesting ideas for camping. Thumb 👍 up.
All of these work. Not all of them are very efficient, but they all work.
The burying smoldering coals under rocks and dirt one is extremely inefficient. Collecting water in a bag works pretty damn well. The fish trap works if you have the materials and means to make it, but you're better off making a fish trap with sticks angled to allow fish into a widened depression but not out. The rubber band thing...yeah that was pretty dumb. The fishing rod one was basically a fishing yo yo and works pretty well, but you gotta have your tree limb planted about 2 ft deep to guarantee that to work. I've found its easier and more effective to use an overhanging branch. I've used the vibrations to collect worms several times. I'm actually impressed with the knife skills for that fish stew. The deadfall traps are pretty effective. Just a lot of these are so impractical for any kind of survival situation. As a chef and a survival instructor, im really impressed by these camp cooking techniques though.
If you don't get cell service then you can change your voice mail to give your location to those trying to call you.
This was very funny !
How much salt do you need for your potatoes ?
Op : yes.
Great hacks if you carry a ton of stuff with you. Need to carry a hardware store and garbage.
Bom Diaaaaa 🏕, mais um inscrito fortalecendo o cantinho. Tmj
Very funny!😂😂😂😂
С баклажаном особенно поможет 😅😅😅
I love how they showed us how to loose your shoes forever. Just catapult them into the forest
Хорошо выживать в лесу когда тепло... отправьте в лес при -15 -20 и ниже
Вопрос на фига приспособление сделал и для чего оно, чтобы вонючими кросовками стрелять ???
По баклажанам
На медведя ловушка😊
Графика потрясающая😂😂😂
Ahahaha. Very good hack - how to throw your boots far away by using a slingshot 🤣🤣🤣
Better take a tool box with you to do these hacks.
Not surviving hacks when you have to use everyday tools
Sounds like you have had bad luck. A plastic bag can collect few. Sodium works if you have at least 6 hours of direct sunlight. In fact I've not seen anything here that I haven't used successfully in the past. I wouldn't cut my plastic bags though.
Два дела это сила 😂
Each crazier than the last, except for the endless videos of how to make rope out of that empty soda bottle I brought along.
Fish with popcorn and potatoes baked in 10 kilos of salt is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life
😮
So where do I get the shit? Do I buy from Forrest Faries and Gnomes? 😒
😂
Enfin des gens qui ont réfléchis un peu plus...
I can't believe you caught so many dead fish.
Using the restroom literally right next to an open water source!
So easy, everybody just have to move in da forest, ...😮
oh yeah because i always have a hammer on me when im lost in the forest
And groceries lols
А воду с листочками они где заморозили, холодильник с генератором в лес носили!????? 🤣🤣🤣
🎉
Wo ich das mit der Forelle und Kartoffeln in Salzlake gesehen habe, noch ungesünder geht's wirklich nicht.
En medio de una crisis no puedo pensar en otra cosa más que hacerme una hamaca
Oh brother 😂
Доморощенные выживальщики. Реально в лесу никто не будет копать яму, расходуя свои силы чтобы засунуть туда угли от костра, просто чтобы согреть свою тушку...
Вы не правы. Мы на Севере часто так делали, когда ходили в поход.
Was the shoe sling shot for hunting?
What was the purpose of the water wheel? Just to cook hot dog
Vibrations attact CGI worms, fixed it for you.
Wicked tiger
Не овечай там такая лабуда😂
Hahahahah, you hacks make lol
What was launching the shoes about?
Know the difference between aloe vera and agave. What you showed was agave.
Non of these would really work. Especially the one where you put charcoal and burry it wth dirt and sleep over it. The others are just stupid.
And sometimes buried charcoal can ignite tree roots and the tree roots will smoulder underground , this is called an underground forest fire. Occasionally they may also spread to the tree and cause a normal forest fire
Covering the fire actually works. All the rest are stupid. My little brother and I and our friend got lost in the mountains in New Mexico about 15 years ago without any blankets or camping gear and it got extremely cold. We buried our fire and slept on it. We had to flip over every few minutes because the ground was too hot and the air was too cold so didn't sleep at all but it kept us from getting hypothermia. There were no roots as it is a desert
Wouldnt it just be more practical to sleep next to the fire you made to heat the charcoal.
@@temparalflux914when you got charcoal, you're not technically "surviving" 😂
What's this? Survival. You won't survive 5 days with that. Thx God that you have never been in a real survival situation. But nevertheless....it made me laughing. 😂.
Worms are made by AI
Eat and survive
Сила
Does these tips really works?
I DONT TAKE ALL THAT STUFF EVEN WHEN I GO CAMPING
Ok
Рогатка из двух берёз, мне точно пригодится, 😁, заряжу в ленту ботинки, сверну в комок штаны, трусы, и начну отстрел,от диких ёжиков,потом возьму нож пластиковую бутылку и начну охоту на рыбу, от таких выживших в лесу все звери в ахуе,вся рыба легла на дно🤭. Только один вопрос то-ли лыжи не едут то-ли🤔🤔.
Sal con papas!
Y comer la sal sola mejor?
i got as far as the tip knot.
Awesome- you have a chainsaw
Acho que esse peixe não passou por essa boca da garrafa peti não em 🤔
Prefer The Hilton...
😂😂😂 Every hacks are against with reality.
Al menos el concepto aplicado para las trampas está vacilon
Se 5% disso funcionar sem nenhum instrumento além de faca... tá bom. 😅😅😅😅
Killed a grizzly for all that wok fat...
Only practical if you live in those countries, plus who going to have all those utensils with them. Looks like a wknd at Bernies then servival 😂
Ага полежать на углях и угарным газом подышать
😅😂🎉