Tig Notaro & Jon Dore Deconstruct Goldilocks | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 8 апр 2015
  • Jon just wants to tell a simple story but Tig has too many questions.
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  • @jessicalee333
    @jessicalee333 8 лет назад +2209

    "Where did you get that cheese!?" - "Things are goin' pretty good for me."

    • @gamebrahman
      @gamebrahman 8 лет назад +90

      +Jessica Lee Then Conan is eating cheese a minute later, lol

    • @estopesto2647
      @estopesto2647 6 лет назад +26

      I want this on a t shirt

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 года назад +1

      3:57

  • @reizig
    @reizig 2 года назад +80

    This bit was brilliant.
    The cut to Conan eating his own piece of cheese was gold. GOLD.

  • @LostUnicorn29
    @LostUnicorn29 9 лет назад +698

    _"Help?!... She broke into the house."_
    hahahahahahaha

  • @timbeaux1
    @timbeaux1 9 лет назад +265

    Tig eating the cheese is my favorite moment of all time

  • @apolloptx
    @apolloptx 9 лет назад +1395

    Why do Mama Bear and Papa Bear have separate beds? Is their marriage on the rocks?

    • @antisnake524
      @antisnake524 9 лет назад +35

      inglishbulldog That's the real question here.

    • @lexclemityclemclemmersons1567
      @lexclemityclemclemmersons1567 9 лет назад +46

      WOAH you have changed my perspective

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick 9 лет назад +53

      inglishbulldog -- Maybe Papa Bear realized it's the best way to sleep without that bitch stealing the covers. Just saying.

    • @kyozoutenno6239
      @kyozoutenno6239 9 лет назад +51

      inglishbulldog One bed is harder than the other so I guess they had different bed taste. Sorry for being a killjoy.

    • @ILasiafGames
      @ILasiafGames 9 лет назад +18

      inglishbulldog They're Mormons, obviously.

  • @meredithcarter3175
    @meredithcarter3175 9 лет назад +181

    Conan's side eye at the camera - possibly my favorite part of the show.

    • @mistabook
      @mistabook 8 лет назад +23

      +Meredith Carter It's funny to watch old clips through the years and see him fine-tune it to the perfect demonstration of confused, slightly annoyed skepticism.

  • @TheFaithfullyYours1
    @TheFaithfullyYours1 9 лет назад +245

    This is why Tig Notaro is one of my favorite people.

  • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
    @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 9 лет назад +690

    This has got to be my favorite Conan interview ever!!! And I don't even know these people

    • @KevBounce
      @KevBounce 9 лет назад +28

      Sputnik Spyglass Look up Tig Notaro's Lessons In Remaining Present

    • @231swift
      @231swift 9 лет назад +3

      KBean im about to go watch this, but who are these two ? They have an airing tv show or something?

    • @stickyickytoker
      @stickyickytoker 9 лет назад +5

      Sputnik Spyglass Jon Dore has a good stand up special and had a decent show going.

    • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
      @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 9 лет назад +1

      I'll check them out guys thanks

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 9 лет назад +9

      Sputnik Spyglass I think this has to be the best interview ever (not just on Conan). Better than Kim Jong Un, Cause baby you're a firework.

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 9 лет назад +260

    This is the best talk show interview ever.

    • @ludmillagutomo
      @ludmillagutomo 2 года назад +2

      i've watched this multiple times 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @SJO897
    @SJO897 9 лет назад +337

    This feels like an episode of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia", especially with the 'where did you get that cheese' line.

    • @frederique1019
      @frederique1019 8 лет назад +9

      OMG yes. I knew this whole interview seemed familiar.

    • @georgegraham9822
      @georgegraham9822 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, this really is Dennis explaining Goldilocks to Charlie 😂

  • @tnat9212
    @tnat9212 9 лет назад +238

    Tig Notaro once performed in my friends backyard. One of the most epic nights of my life.

    • @auntiewee
      @auntiewee 8 лет назад +6

      +hayleypaynemusic Was it the one where she talked about texting about an ETA?

  • @davidmsirois
    @davidmsirois 8 лет назад +257

    Tig. I just love Tig so much.

  • @slimlouis6441
    @slimlouis6441 7 лет назад +161

    There are bears?! They talk??? Tig is a genius

  • @grecomic
    @grecomic 9 лет назад +185

    Reminds me of the time I had to retell Goldilocks to a Chinese person in order to explain "the Goldilocks effect." When I finished the tale, he said "Well that story was pointless!"

    • @SlimThrull
      @SlimThrull 10 месяцев назад +1

      You know.... He's not wrong.

  • @jessicalee333
    @jessicalee333 8 лет назад +656

    If the porridge was all cooked at the same time, and it was three different temperatures, then the papa bear's porridge must have been in the biggest bowl (large central porridge mass taking longest to cool), the mama bear's porridge must have been in the _smallest_ bowl, and the baby bear's porridge must have been the medium sized bowl... it's never pictured that way in storybooks, but it's just physics. That means mama bear isn't eating enough.
    C'mon mama bear, breakfast is the most important meal of the day! You don't have to eat so little, your colossal hairy body is beautiful just the way it is, you don't have to measure up to those cubs in _Vanity Bear_ magazine! Or _Cosmopawlitan_ magazine... or Vogue.

    • @probablychris
      @probablychris 8 лет назад +12

      or vogue

    • @21KJH
      @21KJH 8 лет назад +22

      Maybe momma bear ate half of her porridge before they left.

    • @mdog0657
      @mdog0657 7 лет назад +19

      +Jessica Lee - Your comment is every bit as funny as the bit in the video.

    • @SilviaSandinoNieto
      @SilviaSandinoNieto 6 лет назад +4

      this is hilarious! Thank you!

    • @continuousself-improvement1879
      @continuousself-improvement1879 6 лет назад +15

      Mama Bear is on the keto diet and she is just having porridge because it was her cheat day.

  • @thickmclargehuge4448
    @thickmclargehuge4448 9 лет назад +310

    and the little girl's name with the golden locks, Taylor Dayne.

    • @cookiejar5774
      @cookiejar5774 5 лет назад +7

      Lol yes it was.. No question.

    • @presidenttheo565
      @presidenttheo565 5 лет назад +24

      *Tig knocks on the door of the cottage*
      "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you..."

    • @Jimmyboygohome
      @Jimmyboygohome 5 лет назад +5

      she is easy to run into

    • @heatherst-amour6250
      @heatherst-amour6250 5 дней назад

      Tig's Taylor Dane bit is one of the funniest ever!!

  • @continuousself-improvement1879
    @continuousself-improvement1879 6 лет назад +60

    Having pieces of cheese in your pockets to munch at random occasions to show that life is going good for you is totally life goals.

  • @DizzleJay27
    @DizzleJay27 9 лет назад +285

    If a chair is too big, it's a couch.

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 9 лет назад +6

      Even better. Couches rock. I wish all by chairs were couches

    • @Shar482
      @Shar482 9 лет назад +10

      Or a throne

    • @JamBear
      @JamBear 9 лет назад +3

      DizzleJay27 If a couch is too big, you're Lunette the clown

    • @Allaluca
      @Allaluca 9 лет назад +1

      DizzleJay27 If a chair is too big, it's a "big" chair :D

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 9 лет назад

      ***** Let's switch, all my chairs for all your couches.

  • @ResponsibleYoungLady
    @ResponsibleYoungLady 9 лет назад +65

    The world needs more Tig in it.

  • @anthonybafundo9664
    @anthonybafundo9664 9 лет назад +249

    This is so much better than those awkward scripted interviews on other talks show. Team coco!

    • @rainmaker6261
      @rainmaker6261 9 лет назад +65

      This wasn't awkward but it was 100 percent scripted. Or planned out. They had cheese as props

    • @iamsultana
      @iamsultana 8 лет назад +17

      +rainmaker6261 Of course this was a comedic sketch. lol.... Pure gold, might I say.

    • @blakereed1654
      @blakereed1654 7 лет назад +4

      Eu Oh, I guarantee you Tig brought her own cheese :)

  • @stevie_ily
    @stevie_ily 9 лет назад +171

    I was hoping Jon would have cheese at the end

  • @vanthadoun1
    @vanthadoun1 7 лет назад +66

    Tig's responsive commentary awesome, and Conan's reaction is brilliant. I love this!!!!! this is a comedian's way of telling Goldilocks and the 3 bears. Children need to listen to this story!

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 5 лет назад +24

    "oh my god..there's bears?" "they talk!" 😂😂😂

  • @fartuunelmi8584
    @fartuunelmi8584 9 лет назад +24

    This is officially my favourite talk show interview!
    Funny how Conan asked Tig where she got the cheese from,then near the end you see him eating cheese! Where did YOU get it from Conan?
    What's also funny is Conan's face when Jon said he's gonna talk about Goldilocks and then at the end he was so interested and fascinated! And let's not forget how funny Tig is! And I don't even know her!

  • @12acresincarefree66
    @12acresincarefree66 9 лет назад +32

    Two Brilliant Comedians. Perfect pair, picking a part Goldilocks...Conan, please bring them both back. More. Please.

  • @faboze
    @faboze 9 лет назад +22

    I've just recently discovered Tig and now she's one of my favourite people ever.

  • @CrimeEnjoyer
    @CrimeEnjoyer 8 лет назад +27

    lmao at Tig just producing cheese half way through.

  • @SillyCaptainSparrow
    @SillyCaptainSparrow 3 года назад +7

    Watched this roughly three dozen times but it still kills me, every single time, that they're holding hands at the beginning.

  • @ngermann46
    @ngermann46 9 лет назад +53

    I would never know if someone was sitting in my chair lol

  • @Jacteaux
    @Jacteaux 8 месяцев назад +4

    I have probably watched this 20 times and I still cry laughing every time

  • @gurskyman
    @gurskyman 9 лет назад +41

    Jon Dore is always outstanding

  • @elizabethlizz3980
    @elizabethlizz3980 8 лет назад +80

    I am sooooo attached to Tig

    • @elizabethlizz3980
      @elizabethlizz3980 8 лет назад +2

      attractive.... lol

    • @deveneyhenrion7518
      @deveneyhenrion7518 7 лет назад +4

      Elizabeth lizz attracted? 😉

    • @elizabethlizz3980
      @elizabethlizz3980 7 лет назад +4

      Deveney Henrion Lmbo....yes, that's what I ment lol 😂 man I botched that!

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 7 лет назад +6

      attached is much funnier though haha love it

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 4 года назад +5

    how does it feel Tig and John to make one of thee all time classic late night moments of all time!!?? I watch this every so often for joy. Thank you for this!! Truly appreciated!!

  • @WweFan93x
    @WweFan93x 5 лет назад +9

    Omg tigs reaction to this story is hysterical 😭😂😂

  • @sub1469
    @sub1469 9 лет назад +15

    "we're almost out of time" *Checks watch* He doesn't have a watch lol

  • @ILurvGnomes
    @ILurvGnomes 5 лет назад +8

    The comedic timing of this is something to admire along with the idea and Tig's cheese. 👌

  • @notlobparrot3057
    @notlobparrot3057 5 лет назад +4

    One of the funniest interview bits in Conan history. It's an outrage that it doesn't have millions of views!

  • @rishabhpb
    @rishabhpb 9 лет назад +81

    Why did the bears like their porridge at different temperatures? Wait, why were bears eating porridge?

    • @ILuvSmexyShowgirls
      @ILuvSmexyShowgirls 9 лет назад +1

      The Cricket Nerd It's a completely stupid and sexist tale that the Brothers Grim intended to teach young girls to not go off adventuring and instead remain in the home and grow up to be indentured servants to their future husbands.

    • @kilborn666
      @kilborn666 9 лет назад +17

      Debonair Damsel Or it could mean that children shouldn't be wandering out alone and breaking into peoples houses? You know cus not everything is the god damned patriarchy.

    • @jacobreynolds6538
      @jacobreynolds6538 9 лет назад +4

      kilborn666 Lol Preach it

    • @jim0_o
      @jim0_o 9 лет назад +2

      The Cricket Nerd I have a theory about the temperature difference, it was probably because the bowls where different sizes in the story. (heat displacement and all that) I too fell into the trap for trying to follow the logic as he spoke.
      kilborn666 *applause, Citizen Kane style*

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 9 лет назад

      Jim R. Didriksen This makes sense, although I reckon we're reaching a bit if we think the author's science was sound nearly 200 years ago!

  • @hamooon
    @hamooon 9 лет назад +21

    this is now my favorite. I am fickle.

  • @oedboe
    @oedboe 9 лет назад +1

    This might be my favorite clip on the Internet right now! Also, I like how the clip starts with them holding hands. It's brilliant from start to finish!

  • @YungSock
    @YungSock 3 года назад +5

    One of the best bits I’ve ever seen, whoever’s idea this was deserves like an award…or some cheese or somethin

  • @Calvintsenhv
    @Calvintsenhv 6 лет назад +35

    I need to comment on this video. This is probably the funniest interview that i've ever seen. Had me laughing out loud (yeah, lol) and hit the desk with my hand and my wife and mother-in-law were looking at me like i was mad. Ok, Ok, i was acting mad but only because the video was absolutely hilarious!! Love the three of them. Couldn't get any better. I always like Conan but throw in Tig and Jon, Gold...Just Gold...!!

  • @annahsau3861
    @annahsau3861 2 года назад +3

    It is insane to me that this doesn't have 2-3x's more views than it has. Easily one of my favorite bits of all. 😂😂

  • @HansCarterFilms
    @HansCarterFilms 9 лет назад +42

    If someone didn't speak English, they would think both Tig and Conan were arguing with Dore.
    - C

  • @jackporkins41
    @jackporkins41 8 лет назад +16

    If a chairs too big your legs hang down and fall asleep.

    • @liannaguzman2097
      @liannaguzman2097 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, and she's also like 7 years old so a big chair isn't very ideal

    • @LessThanThree76
      @LessThanThree76 7 лет назад +2

      Jack Porkins If the chair is too big, it's a sofa.

    • @BillyJeen
      @BillyJeen 5 лет назад

      Yeah, hip to knee ratio on a chair is important. If that ratio is too big for me on a chair, it’s very uncomfortable and back pain is certain.

  • @ralphp
    @ralphp 6 лет назад +1

    I'm saying this should have a million views. I've watched this many times and it never gets old. Very hilarious!

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 6 лет назад +3

    Seen this maybe a half dozen times, still funny. always great for when ya' need a cheer up.

  • @jenicdarling9690
    @jenicdarling9690 4 года назад +2

    I need more of this just someone telling Tig kid stories and her looking for the logic in em lol. And her delivery is on point just so funny.

  • @hopemasike531
    @hopemasike531 8 месяцев назад +1

    How have I only found this now?? This is gold!😂

  • @madnessbydesign1415
    @madnessbydesign1415 6 лет назад +4

    I've watched this clip at least 20 times, and it kills me every time...

  • @FiorellaBella12
    @FiorellaBella12 6 лет назад +2

    I have never commented on a RUclips video before, but honestly, this was amazing on so many levels.

  • @naruto00nix
    @naruto00nix 6 лет назад +2

    this combination of sript and improvisation is amazing :D

  • @yourmomdoes9838
    @yourmomdoes9838 6 лет назад

    My favorite thing on the internet. Brilliant setup, amazing banter, and then the random appearance of cheeses out of nowhere. XD

  • @YoungShyne123
    @YoungShyne123 9 лет назад +18

    this is why conan is better than jimmy fallon , he lets his guest talk instead of forcing them to do a snl type comedy bit.

    • @mistabook
      @mistabook 8 лет назад +6

      +YoungShyne123 This WAS an SNL type comedy bit, though a lot funnier than most of them.

  • @grimmjowvsjaggerjack
    @grimmjowvsjaggerjack 9 лет назад

    One of the greatest things I've seen on Conan's.

  • @angelpushpin
    @angelpushpin 5 лет назад +2

    started the clip and just started laughing at the hand holding

  • @cards1985
    @cards1985 9 лет назад +8

    Tig is always funny.

  • @josephiny4
    @josephiny4 8 лет назад

    it doesnt matter how many times i watch this - i still crack up laughing :')

  • @mhss0001
    @mhss0001 9 лет назад +3

    "Thing's are going really well for me, Conan."

  • @Teladian2
    @Teladian2 Год назад +1

    This is so Tig Nataro's sense of humor.

  • @joshualee7988
    @joshualee7988 5 лет назад

    Why did I love this so much? Quite enjoyable

  • @catxo169
    @catxo169 5 лет назад +2

    i fricking love tig she’s so funny !! 😂😂

  • @elizabethtrainer9732
    @elizabethtrainer9732 6 лет назад +2

    Love Tig and Jon....HILARIOUS!!

  • @kingdomcummies8128
    @kingdomcummies8128 3 года назад +1

    Oh my God, how is Tig such a perfect ingenue? I almost died at "I haven't heard that one."

  • @Andrew-Gomez904
    @Andrew-Gomez904 6 лет назад

    i need a whole album of just this!

  • @penelopeasmr1009
    @penelopeasmr1009 8 месяцев назад

    Rewatching all of Tigs Conan appearances…she’s great

  • @michaelstone2340
    @michaelstone2340 Год назад

    Conan's face when the dude starts telling the Goldilocks story is perfect. I keep coming back to this video just for these little details.

  • @morden1017
    @morden1017 9 лет назад +2

    Conan should have a segment with just them !!!

  • @mandybrown3032
    @mandybrown3032 5 лет назад +1

    "They talk?!" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @magnolianame8818
    @magnolianame8818 4 года назад +1

    This is great honestly

  • @sidessherri
    @sidessherri 5 лет назад

    I never get tired of this story time. Please do The Three Little Pigs!!!

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow 5 лет назад

    One of my favorite clips of all time. I really want to hear the three little pigs follow up too...

  • @HKMacMan
    @HKMacMan 4 года назад +1

    This is still my favorite bit

  • @Liz86000
    @Liz86000 6 лет назад

    LOL ! I just LOVE it when Tig is on the show !

  • @Fatroider3
    @Fatroider3 9 лет назад

    I've watched this like 5 times now. Still just as good.

  • @leonardomello8655
    @leonardomello8655 9 лет назад +51

    False.. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica...

    • @sora111990
      @sora111990 9 лет назад +4

      What are you doing, what is going on here?

    • @hmc3457
      @hmc3457 9 лет назад +2

      I know what's going....what's going on is....this guy the commenter was referencing a scene from the ridiculously popular Hilarious hit sitcom THE OFFICE.....I am not sure of what Season and Ep. it was on, but I do know it was was one of the funnier scenes if that's possible (because the show is that hilarious ) It's the Episode where Jim the Handsome funny one that is in Love with the Secretary Pam and all his crazy pranks on the delightful man called Dwight that owns a Beet Farm....In this particular Prank Jim bought clothes and Glasses to dress up as Dwight.....he then goes on to talk like him too in the Ultra Nerdy way Dwight Talks....I believe Jim named off things that Dwight Loves that is Beets Bears and Battle Star Galactica.....trying to rile him up since he takes himself very seriously and for that reason on top of being a duck...deck...dub....Dick....stupid Auto Correct.....Actually the truth is Auto Correct did change the Words but I rewrote the Names besides THE SECOND TO Last ......Word.....I am sorry to anyone who's reading this so sorry.....slightly sarcastic though I am not sure of the reason behind me putting those out there

    • @sora111990
      @sora111990 9 лет назад

      Ahaha I know, my comment was Dwight's reaction to the bears line :)

    • @KissChanel
      @KissChanel 4 года назад

      Underrated comment, identify theft! 😂

  • @ericivory2606
    @ericivory2606 8 месяцев назад

    This is absolutely comedy gold!!

  • @RobDucharme
    @RobDucharme 8 лет назад +5

    That was awesome.

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 8 лет назад +8

    I am kinda diggin how she munches on that cheese at 1:19

  • @lauraminet6259
    @lauraminet6259 5 лет назад

    This literally made my day

  • @gertrudelaronge6864
    @gertrudelaronge6864 2 года назад +1

    That was f*cking delightful.
    Thanks.

  • @ZebricornBabies
    @ZebricornBabies 5 лет назад

    Haha love Tigs concern for Goldilocks and constant interrruptions 😂

  • @teresah4972
    @teresah4972 4 года назад

    I’ve never laughed so hard at Goldy Locks and the Three Bears...! Tig for the win on appropriate questions! LoL

  • @avedic
    @avedic 3 года назад +1

    "Oh my god....there's _bears?"_
    idk why, but that killed me.... :D

  • @yaralicious123
    @yaralicious123 9 лет назад

    That was actually amazing.

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 9 лет назад +6

    Love Tig!!

  • @michellemartinez7971
    @michellemartinez7971 6 лет назад

    Laughed to tears 😂

  • @jenicdarling9690
    @jenicdarling9690 5 лет назад +1

    God please where is the 3 little pigs video! Lol love this, if its too hot they're still home! Smart!

  • @moimeself1088
    @moimeself1088 4 года назад

    This is my happy place i come to for a good laugh 😂😂😂

  • @farrahpierrenoel9717
    @farrahpierrenoel9717 5 лет назад +1

    This bit (not sure if it is or not) was very well executed! I can't tel when Tig is serious or not lol. I never get tired of her or Conan

  • @flaviaoliveira5949
    @flaviaoliveira5949 4 года назад

    "They talk!" Killed me

  • @ralphp
    @ralphp 6 лет назад

    I’m saying this is the best interview ever!!!

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 9 лет назад +1

    The funniest part of that was cut out!!! Jon makes a joke about the "structural integrity" of straw about The 3 Little Pigs house, lol

  • @chebugena248
    @chebugena248 4 года назад

    Tug and Conan, love you both ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Yo_Gma
    @Yo_Gma 5 лет назад

    Oh my, I really want to hear Tig tell the Three Little Pigs! Please Conan, just one more!

  • @shockinshelly
    @shockinshelly 5 лет назад

    I have watched this about 10x and still LOL

  • @joey_cordova_
    @joey_cordova_ 3 года назад +1

    Lol where was Tig and Conan getting that cheese 🤣

  • @vernonleon4873
    @vernonleon4873 5 лет назад

    This really made me laugh out loud

  • @HappySlayer81
    @HappySlayer81 5 лет назад

    What a great team.

  • @diduhear
    @diduhear 9 лет назад +1

    These two are awesome i didnt know they worked together