Grabbing the sword by the blade was a thing. Half-swording was used for stabbing flexible blades through opponents with better results by reducing the flex. Blades were flexible due to how thin they were, which caused less friction when opening and cutting pieces off opponents. That is not such a case with this example.
8:10 It is called half swording, and it actually is a thing. Though people who half tend to where chain main gloves, you can however do it bare handed.
@@chorozonjp Very true. It is the land of voodoo backwards-flushing toilets, afterall. Lord knows how jacked their compasses must be with that kind of devilry going on.
1950: *I hope we have flying cars in the future!* 2019: *How many times do I have to say it?! Don't put your face on car windows, bus windows, pretty much anything. But what does everyone do?!!*
2 year old: makes a Lego thingy 12 year old kid: *BAHAHHAA THAT IS SO CRINGE NOT KEK IM GOING TO POST THIS ON CRAPPY DESIGN AND GET 10K UPVOTES SEE YOU IN THE FRONT PAGE NORMIE!!!1!1!1!*
The funniest thing about this one, 6:33 , is that, someone has to change that toilet paper roll when it runs out, and they have to probably get a step stool to reach it, and no one has thought to take that tile out and switch it with one lower lol
3:31 anti-homeless person bench. It’s to keep homeless people from sleeping on it, which is horrible but I’ve seen buildings with spikes on them to keep birds off so... that’s just humanity.
R/bonehurtingjuice and r/sbubby are currently my two favorite subeeddits rn. You should do another r/sbubby video. Anyways, always brightens up my day when you upload.
although this was meant for medievel swords, one could argue that the design of 8:10 is fine. You can safely hold the blade with minimal to no damage, as long as you have a firm grip and don't let your hand slide on the sword. This technique was used to either hold a bit of the blade, much like the lady in the picture, so you could more easily control it and hit a weak point in the armor, or alternatively one could hold the blade with both hands, using the pommel of the sword as an impromptu bludgeoning weapon. Both of these were used against heavily armored foes, as swords had great difficulty dealing with them, however hitting a unarmored spot, or bashing their head in, were both effective ways of dealing with them
Gio: "Why is there a compass?" Me: *Screaming internally because it says North, West, South, East* Edit: My apologies, I didn't read the comment section before posting and now know this is unoriginal... _SORRY!_
4:56
"You are your vote, your vote is you"
Only logical thing I can think of xd
Omg you cracked the code
I can usually figure these out, but this one had me. Thanks, I can sleep again :)
Didn't know Ron had any logical thinking.
Thx
@@gamersinacontainer Shhh don't make fun of my boy
0:54 “Nosegoes!”
“Why must you curse me with this eternal pain”
I feel an r/whoosh coming up
Rebecca Mak r/woosh in advance
0:53
"Got your nose!"
15 years later.. They still haven't given it back... . . . . . .
Let’s all have a moment of silence for his nose.
R.I.P. This guys nose
Other people: Memorizes the alphabet
Me: Sings the song every time inside my head
You think that's bad?
Ha! Buddy, I sing it aloud.
Dont worry FBI International, we all do that
FBI International same
Glad I’m not the only one
Sometimes i fail to sing it
wii shop music starts to play
*OH BOI, ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!*
aw shit, here we go again.
😂 the best time
Gio should do r/gamephysics
Dakota Colton ginueys
Oh yeah I’d like to see that
@@XD-hu5ij i wanted to type that ;-;
Scooby Dooby Doo...
*”What happened to you?”*
-Giofilms 2019
bars
bars 🔥
When he said that...I felt that...
That hit me in the heart.
He said Scooby doo what happened to him?
4:09 I dont think the problem was the compas on the textbook, but that its not right. East and west were switched.
@Lorenzo Hogendoorn no u
Happy Guy no w
Lorenzo Hogendoorn get em bots
Why are you guys cussing here in the comments
@@IotaBlack :(
*”sPiDErmAn, wHy iS yOuR bUtT sO BiG?!?!?”*
-GioFilms, 2019
Elsagate but its with GioFilms instead of Elsa
I like my Spider-Man E X T R A T H I C C
AlcoholicRakefire giogate
Lol
Russia is bigger
8:01 There is a sword technique called half swording, where you hold the blade of your sword, sorry for the nit-pick.
First
Commented the same as a fun fact... Gg wp mate
also bodygard is spelled incorrectly.
But it’s pepper spray
as a medieval enthousiast, i am proud that you wrote that before me.
*a year later*
Gio: welcome to crappy design #274-
Id still watch that
watchable
with still the same intro keeping this weird song alive
And still there will be faces on dores,buses,corners & anything that can move
HE SHOULD DO R/THEREWASANATTEMPT
Me: looks in mirror*
What a r/crappydesign
-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction me too
lol
No u
The Irony!!
I feel sorry
The “don’t put your face on windows” situation. It said braces for adults. THE PERSON HAD NO BRACES
Invsilign: *Am I a joke to you?*
Seriously tho how do you advertise invisible braces in an image.
@@stoopywxffles4160 😂
If anyone else sees this comment and doesn’t know when in the video, it is 6:48.
@@stoopywxffles4160 that’s true, how *do* you advertise that haha
@@stoopywxffles4160 See their braces? No you don't! That's why you get yours here!
4:10
Because he doesn’t see it...
The compass is wrong
Thats not where east and west are on a compass
Oh east, I thought you said weast.
@@5thDragonDreamCaster it's sad he probably dosent get the reference
Hes from australia, he sees the world the opposite way,
@@Alberto-xj9xq who the hell doesnt recognize a spongebob quote?
@@5thDragonDreamCaster what kind of compass are you reading me boy?
Grabbing the sword by the blade was a thing. Half-swording was used for stabbing flexible blades through opponents with better results by reducing the flex. Blades were flexible due to how thin they were, which caused less friction when opening and cutting pieces off opponents.
That is not such a case with this example.
@Max Gubbins Weird flex, but ok...
Vito licona ...No?
Cuz I like flexing?¿
4:09 the hell. This designer doesn’t even know west from east!
I think this was the crappy design the guy who made the foto meant
GD FL3X SOMEONE NOTICED
I just wanted to write that
I think gio got a bit wooooshed
I like how gio didn't notice
8:10 It is called half swording, and it actually is a thing. Though people who half tend to where chain main gloves, you can however do it bare handed.
Well yeah, half-swording is a thing, but... Not like that. Just not like that.
Oh. Earth never seems to dissapoint me.
DFDragonFire 17 but the people do
Ok nerd
@@Dr-Random off course no one can ever just point out a fact and not be called a nerd classic internet
2:21 aren't we gonna acknowledge the car number like cmon it's supposed to be 95 not 24
Offbrand...
epicly K E R C H O O
@@robinmenetrey2984 ..
...25
25!
I didn't see that lol *XD*
Man, I'm hungry
Wanna go eat?..
Let's go to
*Restaurant Logo Here*
Yes there we can Heal thy Burger
69 owo
Man! I really love *Restaurant Logo Here*! It’s so gooood
Ahh yes I heard their insert food here’s are delicious
I call not paying
8:35 Mr Stark.... I don't feel so good
😂
Damn spiderman is thicc
3:00
Cat: **Uno reverse card** "now you are my cat, human"
Did you notice at 4:10 the compass isn't even wright
@@harveym5453 o wow, I didnt notice that
The Nine Lives Shell I milk my cat
@@thanksforcheckinginimstill9923 chill kid and why are you replying to a old comment lmao didnt it die?
The Nine Lives Shell I can there was no policy that I couldn’t reply to an old comment
My therapist: Don’t worry, Deformed Lighting McQueen is not real.
Deformed Lighting McQueen:
2:23
😂😂😂😂
Kachuw
lol
It's.. Jeff Gordon
kerchoo
Not only should there not be a compass on that book, but also east and west switched places.
Pigen, you're just going to excuse the fact that the compass is just straight up wrong?!
Actually, It is a high school yearbook for the 2018-2019 year. I know because my sister goes to said school
Squee, your poor sister
I wouldn't purchase a yearbook if it looked like that lmao
@@Anthony.Laurelli lmao she didn't get to see the cover until she got it
4:09 "Why is there a compass?" -Gio
uhh nobody tell him whats wrong
He's Australian, they're supposed to face that way there.
@@chorozonjp Very true. It is the land of voodoo backwards-flushing toilets, afterall. Lord knows how jacked their compasses must be with that kind of devilry going on.
That proofs gio didn't do any geography cuz he is American?
wooosh...?
Woooosh?
Once I went to a mall in California, and I found this sign
Warning:
(Something in Spanish)
Warning (in Spanish):
(The same thing in Spanish as before)
rosa rodgers que?
rosa rodgers *español intensifies*
what about
Warning
Warning w a r n i n g
*_WARNING_*
*WARNING*
_WARNING_
Wtf
explica porfavor
“All this space and just one tiny little donkle”-Giofilms, 2019
Random Crap Actually, it’s DONGLE and not DONKLE. Millennials these days, am I right? 🙄🙄🙄
@@dark_ops1651 yes you are.
@@dark_ops1651 r/iamsosmart edit:SMELL.MY.BUTT
"DONT PUT YOUR FACE ON WIN-"
*video buffers*
edit: why does this have 200 likes im only 9 yrs old
145th like
150th like
Fandoms Are Random 155th like
Buffer means finish loading. I hate when videos actually let me watch
210th like -.-
The journal also has messed up directions. They messed up east and west.
4:09
spotted that as well
i dont think he really understood that one lol
Ita actually a yearbook
East? I thought you said weast.
Otterfan :D there called cardinal directions
"this is an ad, on like a mobile game-"
*gets an ad for a mobile game*
*illuminati music starts playing*
4:59
Is it trying to say
"You are your vote"
"Your vote is you"
voicelessscooby maybe, but that’s still weird sorta. I don’t get how I’m my vote, and my vote is me.
@@kristineduke1973 yeah
Kristine Duke hey but at least it’s better then you are your vote is you
@@matthewclaasen or you your is are vote you
@@natedavis1573 who knows, maybe you are is a your vote
Simpsons Animators: We will remaster all the Simpsons Family
2 years later
Still animators: Here you go 1:02
Mother: Don't talk to strangers
Kid me: Ok
(Years later)
McDonalds cashier: Hello, what would you like?
Me: ...
Even better:
Mother: don't talk to strangers
Me: okie
First day of school
Teacher: answer this
Me: ....
Are you kid-ing me?!!
Lol
@@tracymason1897 *BA DUM-CRASH!*
@@ChipyM that actually what happened to me when i was in first grade
2:58 Gio: ok so this is an add for a mobile game-
*Nintendo switch add pops up*
Me: gio...I dont...
Same
I got a clash of clans 7th anniversary ad.
Got an Oral-B ad....
I got a Nintendo add too
Premium user sorry is he monetized
1:30
One like= 5 cat milks that I drink.
My bones need it
100 kItTy MiLkS
435
6:56 next person who does it gets arrested
720 kitty milks... Good luck milking those cats...
@@selmanisthebestest nah its now 725
Him: *Sees a car with a face on it*
Also him: Kill me
No one listens...
I was Almost The 100 like but its too late
Nobody:
Schools: We Put The "S" In Fun!
Caprisfun
"BuT thERE Is nO 'S' in fuN."
Does anyone know where to buy these "I milk my cat" Pillows ( 1:33 )?
Asking for a friend of course....
Oh my gosh
No i dont
I'm assuming that one is a reference to Meet the Parents.
Eva Gaming no
Eva Gaming It was supposed to say “I heart my cat milk.”
*Rushes into hospital with a burger*
Me: HEAL THY BURGER
Nurse: On it
Also Nurse: (How does one heal a burger-)
CreeperTron2910 what
i read this as healthy burger
Put ham on it
that thumbnail.
my post.
I just want to point out it was a photo my friend sent me while on holiday.
So technically it’s not mine.
1950: *I hope we have flying cars in the future!*
2019: *How many times do I have to say it?! Don't put your face on car windows, bus windows, pretty much anything. But what does everyone do?!!*
LanceCS I know what you did. *69*
Ummm, what?
LanceCS *oh no*
You don't get your own joke
No I do not. xD What are you talking about?
One question: If I don't talk to strangers, how the hell am I gonna make friends?
Zacharius Same ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IDK but you can try going on to tinder instead of dating just send a bunch of memes to everyone
idk join a club or sumn
@@Hobo_Dood that literally involves me talking to people I don't know
@@samarius_art_and_games ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2 year old: makes a Lego thingy
12 year old kid: *BAHAHHAA THAT IS SO CRINGE NOT KEK IM GOING TO POST THIS ON CRAPPY DESIGN AND GET 10K UPVOTES SEE YOU IN THE FRONT PAGE NORMIE!!!1!1!1!*
Some kids these days need Jesus
@@superluckyandroid9449 Not Jesus, a mental facility
You’re like my personal Justin Y.
Get Jesus in ur life
Newby Ton am fat
4:08 You didn't notice the real screwup.
WEST AND EAST ARE SWITCHED!!
Shhh you're not supposed to tell him
The odd one out its a secret
Designer:*puts face on bus window*
Giofilms: am I a joke to u
Designer:yes
Yas
5:55
Goodba
Nightby
Aww, Goodba Nightby to you too!
-GioFilms 2019
I loved that part lol Ima start sayin that
It was supposed to be GoodNight Baby...
Don't r/woosh me
Video ideas:
R/mirrorsforsale
R/aww
R/maliciouscompliance
R/suspiciousqoutes
R/anormaldayinrussia
R/bossfights
Your welcome
thebenjcrew and cursed comments
Man gotta love subreddits with spaces in them
thebenjcrew r/foundthemobileuser
R/Iwishiwasntborn
You forgot r/antimlm
4:40
Our superior American plugs mean we can just flip the charger around
That's not how this works.
That's not how A N Y of this works.
Nobody:
Lightning McQueen at 2:23: Kerchoo
Cio332 XD
Kachiga chachiggie
In Brazil he is known as Lightning Marquinhos
Did Gio just legit not notice the compass was wrong?
He was like, "Why is there a compass? r/crappydesign much?"
Everyone: Facepalm
Make a r/cursedimages video!
That's my idea
Lol ikr
Yessssss
I agree
Doesn’t that already exist though?
Edit: oh wait
they mean a video on it
3:30 That's not a bench, it's just a public, multi-person bidet
Fun fact!
Putting your hand on the blade of a sword was actually a medieval tactic!
Finally someone said it.
Yes, but not your bare hands.
@@LinksYTLink actually it's called half swording and if you hold it correct you won't cut yourself even if you're bare handed
o
I am too tall
*looks at the toilet and thing *
Perfect
I just finished up making my stool in woodshop, I think the design is pretty good.
First.
People - _i was first!_
Everyone else - ah shit here we go again
Adrian Bettitoni how to italics
@@SISKCERTWaJaVlogs _like this_
CertifiedRBLX - _like this_
@The Long Jong why didn't you complete the chain :(
@@zenical4358 why didn't you complete the chain :(
“Just don’t put faces on things that moves.”
*Is literally a thing that moves, and has a face*
7:30, a verse from what Christian fry cooks know...
4:07 It's about west and east being changed, but probs to you for still finding something to say about the perfectly fine book 😉
*When will they stop.*
*WHEN WILL THEY STOP PUTTING THEIR FACES ON BUSES.*
*P L E A S E S T A H P*
I see those all the time on buses in my area its absurd
*_video doesnt appear in subbox_*
Me: *r/crappydesign*
That's not crappy desing it's just an error
@@siegfried_be7553 r/woosh?
@@xalluniverse9028 r/itswooooshwith4os
@@siegfried_be7553 no u
@@xalluniverse9028 what?
0:36
this takes “hot dog” to a whole new level
I think this is my favorite series of GioFilms!!!!
You know what! I was just watching all of your crappydesign vids and then you uploaded a new one
When gio uses the same crappy design from a different video and no one notices
Sneak 100
The funniest thing about this one, 6:33 , is that, someone has to change that toilet paper roll when it runs out, and they have to probably get a step stool to reach it, and no one has thought to take that tile out and switch it with one lower lol
Yes. My fav subreddit. I am so happy 😀
If anyone wanted to know how to spell "Adapter" in finnish, then look no further than 3:41
Yes, that's how they actually spell it...
suomi!
Mobia
You should collab with rslash
I wanna see this happen
Me too
Reqeez Rafiq how about the click
Sì
Mkay
I wanna see that happen too
6:29 I think it’s designed for Dutch people
me:sees 2 notifications-
1.Long awaited video from one of my favorite youtubers;
2.Giofilms r/crappydesign.
*cliks on second one*
1:46 gotta love that beautiful view
3:31 anti-homeless person bench. It’s to keep homeless people from sleeping on it, which is horrible but I’ve seen buildings with spikes on them to keep birds off so... that’s just humanity.
Spider-Man: I can’t get past the guards because my thicc ass keeps clapping and alerting the guards of my position
Yes dude! Crappy design is my favorite! Keep up the good work👍
0:52
**Insert the ASDF "Got your nose!" Scene here**
LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE
I like faces on windows they look like this:
-. _.-
👁👄👁
6:57 anyone else notice that it said braces for adults and kids but she has no braces
8:07 actually, having your hand on the blade is fine, it was a tactic called half-swording. However the picture did not show it correctly
Yup, that's why it's crappy design.
The time you put on it is a bad design.
@@ivyw.6592 fixed it
Could you do more of r/boneappletea, please?
Thank you! 😁
Ana Blue ur a poo
Idk could I?
2:30
JEFF GORDON IS BACK!!
In a episode there was a rip off of lightning McQueen named Jeff Gordon
The credit though “ !!!!!!! BY READING THIS YOU’VE BEEN GNOMED !!!!!!!! “
1:34 That actually says “I Love Milk My Cat” milk is the cat’s name
R/bonehurtingjuice and r/sbubby are currently my two favorite subeeddits rn. You should do another r/sbubby video.
Anyways, always brightens up my day when you upload.
My favourite is r/ihadastroke
I like r/youngpeopleyoutube
i like -r/cursedcursedcomments- r/cats
Mine is r/wheredidthesodago
A subreddit full of infomercials taken out of context by the title
Gio:"Don't put faces on anything that can move."
Me:"... So does that mean I tear off my face?"
I laughed so hard XD thank you
**looks at thumbnail**
*Me: Huzzah! A man of culture*
IDEA
r/as*holedesign
Things that are intentionally made to be awful
That is already a thing...
Unless you were suggesting that he does it for a video. If that is the case, I would agree.
@@LinksYTLinkI think that what he meant
he was talking about video ideas in the vid
Assholedesign is already a thing
@@mx.menacing we kno
Know**
Please continue r/Hmmm, It was soo good!
Great vid gio
Please do more anti mlm please
No one:
Giofilms: * makes a scary laugh*
Love your vids bro
Yes
RUclips : **Makes likes more than the views**
Me : **shook**
You should do r/iamverysmart
1:39 omg theres a alian in the blankets
My ad for this said “HELP, THE VEGANS ARE COMING” at the beginning of it
Nobody:
"Nobody" memes: *everywhere*
(Puts ROBLOX oof car hood) me: perfect
Giofilms fan: what did gio say.
Gio: it’s on the hood it’s ok.
although this was meant for medievel swords, one could argue that the design of 8:10 is fine. You can safely hold the blade with minimal to no damage, as long as you have a firm grip and don't let your hand slide on the sword. This technique was used to either hold a bit of the blade, much like the lady in the picture, so you could more easily control it and hit a weak point in the armor, or alternatively one could hold the blade with both hands, using the pommel of the sword as an impromptu bludgeoning weapon.
Both of these were used against heavily armored foes, as swords had great difficulty dealing with them, however hitting a unarmored spot, or bashing their head in, were both effective ways of dealing with them
there was live five voice cracks in this video, I went back and replayed them all for laughs...
now I feel bad...
HEAL THY BURGER
A meme in a discord server i'm in
*HEAL THY BUR GERS.*
😭
Thy burger is in pain
HEAL THY BURGER
Heal thy burger
*casts healing spell*
Tis done
Gio: "Why is there a compass?"
Me: *Screaming internally because it says North, West, South, East*
Edit: My apologies, I didn't read the comment section before posting and now know this is unoriginal... _SORRY!_
6:08 should go on r/voicecrackydesign
I litteraly stopped listening to GHOST and pals to watch this, that shows my love for this channel