Wolverine Walks By Biker, Carrying Goat Head

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  • @renatoruiz8534
    @renatoruiz8534 2 года назад +8523

    "Don't be here when I get back."

  • @bravesirrobinn
    @bravesirrobinn 3 года назад +31129

    "Tell the other humans what you witnessed here today"

    • @waxl4449
      @waxl4449 3 года назад +265

      Yeah..

    • @tiffany4628
      @tiffany4628 3 года назад +262

      🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @egyptianusify2043
      @egyptianusify2043 3 года назад +117

      Hahahhaha great one!

    • @mintruth
      @mintruth 3 года назад +71

      Exactly!!!

    • @d.a.b.2336
      @d.a.b.2336 3 года назад +271

      Tread lightly or it'll be your head next time human.

  • @blazaybla22
    @blazaybla22 Год назад +2540

    "You forget a thousand things every day pal, make sure this is one of em"

  • @bigimportantman1544
    @bigimportantman1544 Год назад +877

    The scariest part is that this is how wolverines often approach prey.
    They can nonchalantly walk up to animals 5x their size & then decide whether or not it’s on the menu.

    • @Socom2SoLid
      @Socom2SoLid 8 месяцев назад +16

      Crazy.

    • @willwrite3675
      @willwrite3675 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nope

    • @RickFlores-bw4ph
      @RickFlores-bw4ph 4 месяца назад +19

      Wolverines fight grizzley bears.

    • @AnAlbertaGirlAtHeart
      @AnAlbertaGirlAtHeart 2 месяца назад +10

      Do you know the true story of the Wolverine that over a course of days systematically destroyed everything a trapper had for survival and left him utterly helpless?

    • @leoniefertil6263
      @leoniefertil6263 2 месяца назад

      ​@@willwrite3675yep

  • @socialanarchy081
    @socialanarchy081 3 года назад +28794

    Wolverine gave that guy a look like "don't make me have to carry two heads down the road."

  • @petermeter8221
    @petermeter8221 3 года назад +39296

    That’s the worst Hugh Jackman impersonation I’ve ever seen

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 2 года назад +625

    "Let your kind know, human"

  • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
    @barbatosmcmurderton4209 Год назад +117

    "This is my head."
    ...
    "I'm not sharing."

    • @maironetelehtaneloimori7239
      @maironetelehtaneloimori7239 Год назад +8

      To be honest this comment was the most accurate one.
      "This is my head, there are many others like it but this one is mine 😂

  • @loretta2539
    @loretta2539 3 года назад +13845

    I like how the wolverine went "oh shit" and stopped then went "wait.. im a fricking wolverine" and kept on walking

  • @ccjames08able
    @ccjames08able 3 года назад +10457

    I love how he is following the trail, like he's out for a sunday stroll

    • @mattybanksisdank
      @mattybanksisdank 3 года назад +457

      easier for him to walk on, animals follow trails a lot because its often the path of least resistance through an area. If you have trails near you, you should try setting up a simple trail/game camera and youll be shocked with how much wildlife there is in those pathways.

    • @JacobImwold
      @JacobImwold 3 года назад +267

      Animals are the source of many trails in the first place. This trial could’ve been used by deer or whatever other wildlife are in the area prior to humans ever walking on them.

    • @_Belteshazzar_
      @_Belteshazzar_ 3 года назад +190

      Animals make trails themselves too. You'll see worn out paths in the woods all the time, or pushed down grass. That's the animals walking the same trail, after they walk it once it pushes everything out of the way, so they keep going.

    • @starfire6764
      @starfire6764 3 года назад +102

      Had to stop at Walmart and pick up groceries lol

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 3 года назад +48

      Well, it's called the path of least resistance, so it's pretty self-explanatory, I think...

  • @michaelsaxton2982
    @michaelsaxton2982 Год назад +67

    One of the best Wolverine videos ever captured

  • @FalloutUrMum
    @FalloutUrMum Год назад +195

    "Hey bud, I just wanted to let you know there's a goat down that way who needs some help"

  • @wtywatoad
    @wtywatoad 3 года назад +22743

    Wolverine says, “Mind if I pass through?” And I reply, “Goat head.”

  • @BradleyWilloughby
    @BradleyWilloughby 3 года назад +6898

    Wolverine: “No one will ever believe you.”

  • @shinmalphur2734
    @shinmalphur2734 Год назад +88

    Lesson learned: Wolverines, small but fucking terrifying

    • @gavinhebert19
      @gavinhebert19 Год назад +6

      They're built for sheer Strength and bred for extreme Violence.

    • @anselravenhart4753
      @anselravenhart4753 3 месяца назад +2

      That thing ain't even small, that's the size of a big house cat.

  • @amanrai5285
    @amanrai5285 Год назад +98

    He's on his way to making an offer that you cant refuse.

    • @gbonkers666
      @gbonkers666 Год назад +7

      "There's no way Johnnie Fontaine is going to get that picture!" Luca Brazi....

  • @JamesCourse66
    @JamesCourse66 3 года назад +4383

    Wolverine: “Good day to you traveller.”
    Human: “Is that a-“
    Wolverine: “I SAID GOOD DAY TO YOU.”

    • @mereduthgrubb3648
      @mereduthgrubb3648 3 года назад +74

      I said good day!!

    • @Jefafa824
      @Jefafa824 3 года назад +23

      LMAO!

    • @nathelm
      @nathelm 3 года назад +32

      In your best Willie Wonka voice!

    • @iangreen4572
      @iangreen4572 3 года назад +28

      You have to read it in Stewie Griffin's voice 😁

    • @rickycanady8640
      @rickycanady8640 3 года назад +34

      @@iangreen4572 Or Fez from 70's Show...

  • @davelikesbacon
    @davelikesbacon 3 года назад +3629

    Everyone: animals are more scared of you than you are of them.
    *Wolverine has entered the chat*

    • @chamade166
      @chamade166 3 года назад +3

      This is gross to see in a part open to the public. Please call animal control next time what if there are kids around and see this kind of horror this is not ok

    • @robertthewolfman
      @robertthewolfman 3 года назад +288

      @@chamade166 If the kids were around then it's a good lesson on animals and life.. nature and life isn't gentle but it is beautiful. Not like the wolverine ripped the goats head off lol (although that would have been a sight to see ) its a scavenger find.

    • @lambdacalculus3505
      @lambdacalculus3505 3 года назад +236

      @@chamade166 why protect children from knowledge of death? those who know their time here is limited will feel more inclined to live themselves out to the fullest extent. knowledge of death is knowledge of life, isn't it?

    • @307living3
      @307living3 3 года назад +106

      @@chamade166 this is nature its all about survival also animal control is limited on what they can do when it xome ro a wild animal out in nature not like it was walking down the city street

    • @bear1245
      @bear1245 3 года назад +17

      Honey Badgers man !

  • @victorgreer3199
    @victorgreer3199 Год назад +108

    “Don’t mind me, mind your business”

  • @5urg3x
    @5urg3x Год назад +249

    “You didn’t see nothin’ Joey. I know where you live!”

  • @killallrobots2001
    @killallrobots2001 3 года назад +4702

    The wolverine stopped, and then it realized, "Wait, I'm a wolverine. I go where I please."

    • @jonathank6880
      @jonathank6880 3 года назад +124

      Thats a badass lookin raccoon

    • @killallrobots2001
      @killallrobots2001 3 года назад +8

      @@jonathank6880 😄

    • @gusty7153
      @gusty7153 3 года назад +9

      My impression was "bch, Ya wanna mess with me?" Especially when it ran towards the camera guy

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 года назад +28

      Like that scene in boondocks, "WAIT A MINUTE I'M WHITE"

    • @killallrobots2001
      @killallrobots2001 3 года назад +19

      @@Dimitri88888888 "Where you going!? Don't you ignore me! This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!"

  • @Liksterr97
    @Liksterr97 3 года назад +3618

    He stopped everytime you moved just to brace for possible fuckery.

    • @cma3436
      @cma3436 3 года назад +53

      😂

    • @paraclipsyt2521
      @paraclipsyt2521 3 года назад +313

      Had to make sure he didn’t have to drop his goat head, kill a mofo and then continue on his way.

    • @keyan7009
      @keyan7009 3 года назад +46

      Damn he did check him out tho ...you were close af

    • @ramonortiz3095
      @ramonortiz3095 3 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rudronildey
      @rudronildey 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣

  • @Silentgunner555
    @Silentgunner555 Год назад +64

    “You should see the other guy…O wait, this is the other guy”

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Год назад +30

    I love how the wolverine is one of the few wild animals to see a human and just continue to do what it was doing not caring at all whatsoever. It sticks to its original path not changing direction even tho the guy is standing right there. This is because despite their smaller size the wolverine has very few enemies that would dare to tangle with it. They’ve been known to single-handedly chase off wolves, cougars, and even bears. So obviously it also assumes this human wouldn’t have the nerve to mess with it.

  • @Matt-dg6ue
    @Matt-dg6ue 2 года назад +7467

    Biker: "Is that a-"
    Wolverine: "Fuck around and find out"

  • @Dtitilator
    @Dtitilator 3 года назад +4195

    Wolverine - "You didn't see nothin."
    Human - "Absolutely have a nice day."

    • @jaygasper4853
      @jaygasper4853 3 года назад +29

      I imagine him saying that with a little fedora on

    • @WARHATEMURDER
      @WARHATEMURDER 3 года назад +19

      Best comment on here. Ty

    • @__Lopps
      @__Lopps 3 года назад +4

      Amazing comment!
      Also what is your avatar from?

    • @armandopenae8485
      @armandopenae8485 3 года назад +4

      Boss

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад +1

      I get the joke but... "didn't see nothing" lol you had one job😔

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g Год назад +480

    Activists: "You will never see nature acting so brutally, this is only done by humans!"
    Nature:

    • @jamesniemi5741
      @jamesniemi5741 Год назад +15

      EXACTLY

    • @BlackWhirlwindSett
      @BlackWhirlwindSett Год назад +20

      Those same people do not get what wild animals will do to your chickens. Different animals have different characteristics they leave on a corpse. Some will rip the heads off or disembowel them. Or eat a certain organ in multiple chickens. Or come into a complete massacre with bits of chicken everywhere.

    • @nzingabee79
      @nzingabee79 Год назад +34

      We hunt for sport they hunt for survival, you won't see the goat head mounted to the wall in there homes.

    • @BlackWhirlwindSett
      @BlackWhirlwindSett Год назад +1

      @@nzingabee79 So bone skulls laying around their dens isn't the same equivalent. That's one way of knowing if your in a predators den. If you think man is bad, do not research wildlife they take the cake for savageness, I have Never seen a man kill ten of my chickens for sport, and not eat. You should see what badgers do. Sad your parents didn't raise you with common sense, or any sense at all.

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g Год назад +30

      @@nzingabee79 lots of predatory animals hunt for fun. House cats do it all the time.

  • @flintc0ckwood.659
    @flintc0ckwood.659 Год назад +39

    _"Oh this? It’s not a head, it’s a warning. A warning for you to move along."_

  • @kasjones2146
    @kasjones2146 2 года назад +5469

    "You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them"

    • @redhorse8018
      @redhorse8018 2 года назад +29

      What do you think everybody has Alzheimer's?

    • @kasjones2146
      @kasjones2146 2 года назад

      @@redhorse8018 ruclips.net/video/k409TQkW4Zk/видео.html

    • @Race_Ready_1320
      @Race_Ready_1320 2 года назад +21

      @@redhorse8018 it was a line from a movie

    • @kieranmaciel6195
      @kieranmaciel6195 2 года назад +188

      @@Race_Ready_1320 from a game actually. GTA V

    • @Race_Ready_1320
      @Race_Ready_1320 2 года назад +43

      @@kieranmaciel6195 you’re right, I’ve played the story 10 times already. Don’t kno y I said movie 😅

  • @envi2273
    @envi2273 3 года назад +2857

    Wolverine: You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure this is one of them.

  • @RaidenNexus97
    @RaidenNexus97 Год назад +7

    Wolverine: No recording! This is private property

  • @glint3924
    @glint3924 Год назад +23

    Wolverine: "I got some good news and bad news. The good news is I found the goat. The bad news... it tried to fight me"

  • @matthewoneill3274
    @matthewoneill3274 3 года назад +974

    Does anyone realize how rare it is to see a wolverine in the wild, then film it, then be within a few feet? Freaking crazy

    • @larrymbs
      @larrymbs 2 года назад +66

      And Not Bleed!!..........

    • @maggiebrooks2550
      @maggiebrooks2550 2 года назад +60

      ...with an identifiable head of something. Good thing it's mouth was full, I guess. 😃

    • @Shelovethagoat
      @Shelovethagoat 2 года назад +11

      Set up fake video

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 2 года назад +10

      & it’s holding a frickin goat’s head 😳 Catching any pred with it’s prey is pretty uncommon.

    • @l...
      @l... 2 года назад +12

      & passing do not enter sign

  • @IolcanPK
    @IolcanPK 3 года назад +1538

    -This doesn't concern you, biker. Are we clear?
    -Crystal, Sir.

    • @heartpaws519
      @heartpaws519 3 года назад +3

      Omgosh. That is FUNNY!!!

    • @meyague
      @meyague 3 года назад +1

      @@doingadlay reported

    • @YAHAWASHISKING
      @YAHAWASHISKING 3 года назад +1

      @@meyague Good

    • @nig3ldoug1as63
      @nig3ldoug1as63 3 года назад +6

      I like the way it's a single quotation, but appears to be a conversation between the biker and the wolverine?
      Underrated Comment!

    • @IolcanPK
      @IolcanPK 3 года назад +1

      @@nig3ldoug1as63 You're right, I fixed it
      :-)

  • @gustaf3811
    @gustaf3811 Год назад +18

    Goat: "Do you even know how to kill me?"
    Wolverine: "I'm gonna cut your goddamn head off. See if that works."

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 2 месяца назад +1

      Awesome reference. Loved that scene.

  • @mykebrown540
    @mykebrown540 Год назад +18

    Pure gangster right there

  • @sullyFL
    @sullyFL 5 лет назад +5987

    I like how it stops a couple of times to decide whether to murder whoever is filiming.

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 5 лет назад +12

      @Mauro Molinero link????

    • @jcbizthekey
      @jcbizthekey 3 года назад +50

      @@DustyyBoi use Google. There are several accounts of it. Don't be lazy, find it. It's ez

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 3 года назад +94

      @@jcbizthekey bruh this comment is a year old

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 3 года назад +24

      @Ricardo idk, it happened over a year ago

    • @hamgobbler9160
      @hamgobbler9160 3 года назад +41

      @@DustyyBoi well... now you can find it. Incase you didint last time

  • @frankiel3767
    @frankiel3767 3 года назад +1576

    "Not a word to my wife about this, I'm supposed to be on a diet"

  • @Socom2SoLid
    @Socom2SoLid 8 месяцев назад +8

    When a park ranger finds a dead body, and watches the last video on the cell phone laying next to him.

  • @indianamoans4359
    @indianamoans4359 Год назад +19

    "Only the face of the G.O.A.T will remember not the body"
    -Logan De Animal

  • @fredogiron4641
    @fredogiron4641 3 года назад +2950

    “What are you looking at??”
    Human: nothing
    “You goddam right nothing”

  • @Rameon
    @Rameon 3 года назад +3065

    Wolverine: “You see this goats head?”
    Human: “Yeah?”
    Wolverine: “No. No you didn’t.”

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 10 месяцев назад +2

    That Wolverine knows where to get the best head

  • @johnrodriguez5277
    @johnrodriguez5277 Год назад +37

    Big Lou said the goat owed money and hasn't paid up. So this is a message to the other goats!!! - The Wolverine Syndicate 🤣👍

  • @peterpetruzzi
    @peterpetruzzi 2 года назад +3214

    “He said he was the goat. And I took that personally”

  • @benderisgreat95able
    @benderisgreat95able 2 года назад +2230

    Ironically the most peaceful looking Wolverine anyone's ever seen.

    • @tomdooley3522
      @tomdooley3522 2 года назад +60

      And lived to tell about it.

    • @coprographia
      @coprographia 2 года назад +64

      He’s satisfied… for now

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag 2 года назад +21

      We're all at peace when we have our food.

    • @antthefool7637
      @antthefool7637 2 года назад +3

      That anyone will ever see

    • @tomdooley3522
      @tomdooley3522 2 года назад +11

      @@jurisfootrag
      He was just more interested in that goats head then killing any innocent bystander.

  • @DiamondDrizzle
    @DiamondDrizzle Год назад +8

    The wolverine's like: "Don't mind me, I'm just taking some grub, you saw nothing"

  • @isaiahwallace8734
    @isaiahwallace8734 Год назад +5

    He like “hold on yo head look a lil bigger”

  • @seraphik
    @seraphik 2 года назад +2919

    "This doesn't concern you, human."

    • @spongelob6872
      @spongelob6872 2 года назад +8

      Man I'm beating that wolverine anyday , say I won't

    • @malindudissanayake7458
      @malindudissanayake7458 2 года назад +9

      @@spongelob6872 you maybe can cause what makes them dangerous is more there aggression than anything else. Other predators simply don't want that much trouble so they back off. Small animal with big attitude. But if you don't get intimated by it and manage to not get it's jaws clamped down on you ye you can win a fight with it. If it's jaws do get you, sorry that part of your body no longer belongs to you. Weaponless it gonna be pretty hard even if you can throw punches well cause that things not in any mind to give up, to beat it you have to kill it which is easier said than done considering it has a thick layer of fur for protection and a stronger bone structure than a human. But maybe with a baseball bat or something you can kill it.

    • @peter42liter93
      @peter42liter93 2 года назад +4

      @@malindudissanayake7458 you underestimate the power of humans and opposable thumbs. theres a lot of animals that are smaller than humans that can just be ended with a single grab of the neck followed by a good twist. you definitely wouldn’t come out unscathed from it but theres no way a wolverine is killing a human unless its a group of them or the human does absolutely nothing to fight back. humans are kinda op even without weapons, unless youre bigger or have poison or something youre not beating a human, and animals are smart enough to know this for the most part.

    • @malindudissanayake7458
      @malindudissanayake7458 2 года назад +7

      @@peter42liter93 true but I doubt punching it will do anything. Also to get your hands around it's neck is gonna be pretty tough without that thing biting your hands off. Also it won't rly stay still either right, hearing how aggressive they are I think it will make the first move and rush you. Small animal moving that fast is gonna be tough to fight off. You may not die but your gonna a significant amount of your body, whether it be your hand or some pounds of flesh. But this is just speculation, idk much about wolverines and how fast they are or how high they can jump. I'm just saying if that guy rushes me I'm gonna back off if I don't have a weapon.

    • @peter42liter93
      @peter42liter93 2 года назад +3

      @@malindudissanayake7458 fair point, fighting unarmed is always the opposite of optimal. funny enough i just got done watching the video of the guy punching a kangaroo lol so im thinkin ey if you get a good first sneaky kick on any animal smaller than you like a wolverine or badger its a good start at the least. wolverine are notoriously badass tho so who knows what theyd even do against a human.

  • @pugzazzhole2603
    @pugzazzhole2603 3 года назад +1365

    Everyone's a gangster until the wolverine walks by you with a goat head.

  • @cosmicmelon9305
    @cosmicmelon9305 Год назад +21

    "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do best isn't very nice..."

  • @jbraker
    @jbraker Год назад +11

    “Hewo! I found this goat head ;))”
    “Want to eat it with me??”

  • @braxtonagee412
    @braxtonagee412 2 года назад +3372

    One of my favorite quotes about a wolverine: ' Their size belies their inherent viciousness. They will attack animals 5 times their size without hesitation, they will jump on the back of a bear and maul it like a backpack capable of hate'.

    • @lizc6393
      @lizc6393 2 года назад +124

      What is that from? Lmao, pure poetry

    • @braxtonagee412
      @braxtonagee412 2 года назад +141

      @@lizc6393 An article I read ages ago. I can't remember where from, but that bit always stuck with me.

    • @marka8817
      @marka8817 2 года назад +9

      Golden kamuy

    • @milestone_achiever4634
      @milestone_achiever4634 2 года назад +25

      But a grizzly bear will annihilate a wolverine in the end.

    • @milestone_achiever4634
      @milestone_achiever4634 2 года назад +16

      You think a wolverine will try that shit on a lion??????

  • @chrish1857
    @chrish1857 3 года назад +2669

    Wolverines are some seriously badass animals. That thing just walked right thru that DO NOT ENTER sign

  • @Bozo_Boyz
    @Bozo_Boyz Год назад +4

    How can something so adorable be so vicious?!

  • @Badboii21
    @Badboii21 2 года назад +11

    “Let’s go bub!” 😂

  • @Overlysarcasticfox
    @Overlysarcasticfox 3 года назад +1562

    Why he got that look of “Say a word about this and the next head I carry will be yours”

    • @dineshpatel8609
      @dineshpatel8609 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TMS-pj7fp
      @TMS-pj7fp 3 года назад +7

      Lol love that response

    • @Solomon0424
      @Solomon0424 3 года назад +1

      Because he was looking at the camera man.

    • @chrissyliberty8117
      @chrissyliberty8117 3 года назад +7

      Top comment😂

    • @beerman9807
      @beerman9807 3 года назад +4

      I want you to know you made laugh lol

  • @stalkerstomper3304
    @stalkerstomper3304 2 года назад +1623

    When the wolverine's father told him you gotta work hard to get ahead in life, the wolverine took it literally.

  • @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502
    @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502 Год назад +5

    Wolverine be like “don’t mind me, just carrying leftovers from last night”

  • @NeverDiesEver
    @NeverDiesEver Год назад +4

    Most savage badass animal on the planet. Honey Badger pisses the bed thinking about Wolverines.

  • @mackyrulez756
    @mackyrulez756 3 года назад +2776

    Wolverine: “You’re not gonna tell anyone, are you?”
    Dude: “nope.... no”

    • @tommybro5313
      @tommybro5313 3 года назад

      It’s a carnivore

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 3 года назад +15

      "You were looking the other way...right?"

    • @SloeElvis
      @SloeElvis 3 года назад +6

      "Tell anyone what?"

    • @thatcarguy6190
      @thatcarguy6190 3 года назад +7

      When will these:
      Joke formats ever end: 🙄

    • @Jal5555
      @Jal5555 3 года назад

      😂

  • @sithdowell3788
    @sithdowell3788 2 года назад +2177

    "What's that you've got?"
    "It's a severed head."
    "Where did you get that?"
    "I made it."

  • @fistofthebrownstar
    @fistofthebrownstar 3 месяца назад +2

    Wolverine: "Lovely weather we've been having!"

  • @orlandofranqui749
    @orlandofranqui749 Год назад +6

    It has to feel good to know that bears, mountain lions “ the apexes “ fear this little guy 💪🏽

    • @michaeldoolan7595
      @michaeldoolan7595 Год назад +1

      They are completely fucking fearless.
      It's 100lbs ferret with a serious bad attitude.

  • @vilepha9280
    @vilepha9280 3 года назад +2342

    when it stops right beside them; “it ain’t much, but it’s honest work.”

  • @MrShahrozzz
    @MrShahrozzz 3 месяца назад +1

    "You got a problem, BUB!?"
    *Lights cigar & whips out adamantium claws*

  • @nykiasmith7404
    @nykiasmith7404 Год назад +3

    It was like woah didn’t expect to see you there but I’m going past you. Look at what I’ve done 😂

  • @bnmftw
    @bnmftw 3 года назад +1896

    Wolverine: “A fine day to you, human. I mustn’t tarry long, this goat head is for my beloved and needs to be presented fresh!”
    Biker: “Understandable.”

  • @kosherjew4223
    @kosherjew4223 3 года назад +2686

    Bike: Sees a wolverine with a goat head in his mouth.
    Wolverine: This doesn't concern you.

    • @kennedy4257
      @kennedy4257 3 года назад +11

      Wolverines normally don’t attack people. Mainly just animals. Unlike a bear, making yourself large will scare it away.

    • @gerklee
      @gerklee 3 года назад +3

      @@kennedy4257 does making yourself large not also scare away bears, I though that was a thing people say

    • @kennedy4257
      @kennedy4257 3 года назад +14

      @@gerklee in some instances you can but you have to flee while also doing so. However with a Wolverine they just kind of mind their business and your presence is enough to scare them away and you can carry on doing what you were doing in the area. This wolverine clearly just didn’t give a fuck that a human was just standing there as it carried on normally

    • @Fordgroup00
      @Fordgroup00 3 года назад +1

      @@kennedy4257
      Guess your theory is blown

    • @Creamybananaballs
      @Creamybananaballs 3 года назад +1

      @@kennedy4257 he was making a joke

  • @EarthGuy69
    @EarthGuy69 2 года назад +4

    Wolverine: Get out of my way I wanna eat in peace
    You: WHY DID YOU KILL THE GOAT!!

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 2 года назад +3

    "He just had to butt in..."

  • @MoreConsole
    @MoreConsole 3 года назад +1855

    Uber Eats has gone downhill.

    • @dancearoundtheworld5360
      @dancearoundtheworld5360 3 года назад +39

      This is Uber Eats _ANIMAL STYLE_ !

    • @lewisamberg4640
      @lewisamberg4640 3 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenny15dub
      @kenny15dub 3 года назад +5

      Haha hey what are you doing here destiny guy 🖐👋

    • @samdoe3608
      @samdoe3608 3 года назад +5

      Ayyy I remember you! I watched your vids every day for the lead up to destiny 1. I’ll be honest I never got into that game as much as I thought I would but your vids were still so great! I still come back now and then to learn about the lore

    • @Psyc1onus
      @Psyc1onus 3 года назад +1

      Lol! I’ve been watching you for years!

  • @derkaderkastan420
    @derkaderkastan420 3 года назад +2371

    The special effects for X-men are getting really realistic.

  • @-UMT-SAMUELAARONR
    @-UMT-SAMUELAARONR Год назад +3

    Wolverine: Have I made an example?

  • @3BaKc
    @3BaKc Год назад +3

    i didnt know bro was chill like that

  • @johangambleputty7658
    @johangambleputty7658 3 года назад +1115

    Wolverine gets back home:
    "I just walked past a human that had some metal thing with 2 wheels shoved up its ass."

    • @vanniyoung1
      @vanniyoung1 3 года назад +32

      Best one yet.

    • @JannyMaha
      @JannyMaha 3 года назад +12

      😂🤣🤣

    • @DarkCreed
      @DarkCreed 3 года назад +5

      That was just Prof X on his daily walk

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 3 года назад

      @Johnny Sokko what

    • @Leeloo_Dallas
      @Leeloo_Dallas 3 года назад +1

      @@cypher_2259 i'm guessing a car

  • @franktank1744
    @franktank1744 2 года назад +1688

    “You forget a thousand things a day. Make sure this is one of em”

    • @sgtfireball6471
      @sgtfireball6471 2 года назад +20

      @Ersa im sick right no, that almost made me throw up my medicine

    • @apathy1128
      @apathy1128 2 года назад +11

      Scooter brothers

    • @thetexastickler5698
      @thetexastickler5698 2 года назад +6

      Niceeee reference

    • @ocgmike132
      @ocgmike132 2 года назад +5

      gta

    • @adama7145
      @adama7145 2 года назад +6

      I’ve heard that on GTA 5, the best game ever!

  • @Chefgabrielpollow
    @Chefgabrielpollow Год назад +2

    To think… there’s a goat just running around out there without a head. Nature really does find a way.

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 Год назад +3

    Love how he's just minding his own business and you can hear the "oh shit" reaction when it sees the biker. Then continues on his merry way when he realizes "wait, I'm a wolverine."

  • @purachinachinchin
    @purachinachinchin 2 года назад +3645

    "nature is so serene and peaceful"
    Nature :

    • @rootstriker1618
      @rootstriker1618 2 года назад +21

      Lol rite

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 2 года назад +12

      Yup

    • @KevinRAAMAAAGE
      @KevinRAAMAAAGE 2 года назад +73

      This is part of that peace imo, wolverine gets to peaceful walk home with dinner. We do it all the time. He goes to bed not hungry and can sleep good. Plenty of people eat goats. The wolverine is at peace 100%. The goat will slways be a part of him, and now that it's still, and not being hunted, the goat is at peace too

    • @RocThaDon
      @RocThaDon 2 года назад +1

      Fax

    • @catfishaggie
      @catfishaggie 2 года назад +12

      Damn Nature! You Scary!

  • @onion4550
    @onion4550 3 года назад +2047

    Wolverine: "Could have been yours. Just saying."

    • @johnnydark3260
      @johnnydark3260 3 года назад +9

      nah wolverines are too small to kill a grown man

    • @TheShipMunksTV
      @TheShipMunksTV 3 года назад +28

      @@johnnydark3260 ??? Bruh No wolverines Will easily slaughter people

    • @devinm.6149
      @devinm.6149 3 года назад +27

      @@TheShipMunksTV they could, but they usually just bully other predators into giving them their prey.

    • @johnnydark3260
      @johnnydark3260 3 года назад +8

      @@TheShipMunksTV People? sure, as in elderly people, kids, women, fat neckbeards..
      but a fit capable grown man shouldnt get slaughtered by a glorified badger unless he'd get jumped from behind

    • @thedripking1279
      @thedripking1279 3 года назад +3

      @@TheShipMunksTV bro give it a kick and done

  • @jacksonia7724
    @jacksonia7724 2 года назад +2

    “Why you looking at me? Do I amuse you?!”
    “Come on, all the other wolverines are doing it!”

  • @insignia76
    @insignia76 Год назад +2

    Now thats a red carpet moment in nature...

  • @deusbeowulf6039
    @deusbeowulf6039 3 года назад +1966

    Different species have their own way of saying “peace was never an option”.

  • @Opedanderson
    @Opedanderson 2 месяца назад +1

    i was lucky enough to see 2 wolverines up close for a few seconds, the most beautiful animals ever....

  • @robwalsh9843
    @robwalsh9843 Год назад +2

    Wolverines live to flex in front of other carnivores.

  • @dashoopss
    @dashoopss 2 года назад +2268

    “Came to the wrong part of town, bub.”

    • @user-zc9mf3ly5r
      @user-zc9mf3ly5r Год назад +47

      This comment is extremely underrated

    • @dashoopss
      @dashoopss Год назад +35

      @@user-zc9mf3ly5r hahaha. Finally. I feel like someone gets it.

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo Год назад +9

      Based.😂😭

    • @zior8001
      @zior8001 Год назад +6

      Classic

    • @skept0s
      @skept0s Год назад +19

      SNIKT!

  • @Xone9
    @Xone9 3 года назад +2168

    The message behind that last pause was very clear: "You saw...... *nothing* ."

  • @williambreeze2659
    @williambreeze2659 Год назад +3

    What a little badass 😎

  • @davidsmith8283
    @davidsmith8283 10 месяцев назад +2

    I once encountered a wolverine in the U.P of Michigan. I was driving down a national forest road, slowed down to a stop to let the wolverine pass by in front of me. Instead, the wolverine stopped in the middle of the road and stood his ground against a Ford Ranger. He actually made me drive around him and didn't continue crossing the road until I could see him in the rear-view mirror.

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 3 года назад +2132

    *Wolverine:* "Don't mind me I'm just passing."
    *Biker:* "Understandable, have a good day."

  • @whiterabbit4606
    @whiterabbit4606 3 года назад +787

    The confidence of that wolverine to just saunter past a human. You know he's looking at the human thinking, "I can take him."

    • @BoneCK15
      @BoneCK15 3 года назад +16

      It's almost like it knows him.

    • @holyhandgrenades5529
      @holyhandgrenades5529 3 года назад +44

      If you knew anything bout wolverines you'd know they care little about anything. They are apex predators in their own right.

    • @lindan2836
      @lindan2836 3 года назад +9

      No nothinking that at all, he has food so human just as well could be a tree

    • @gilbertbrewer269
      @gilbertbrewer269 3 года назад +5

      Wolverine = mean ombré

    • @josephprem438
      @josephprem438 3 года назад

      3/10

  • @LetzBeaFranque
    @LetzBeaFranque 3 дня назад +1

    Biker - What are you doing?
    Wolverine - I'm just trying to get ahead.

  • @davienparker824
    @davienparker824 3 года назад +907

    The biker was like "if I dont move, he won't see me" and the goat was like "I tried that too"

    • @catsdragon7478
      @catsdragon7478 3 года назад +32

      Oh man thats so funny 😂
      Thanks who ever u are

    • @davienparker824
      @davienparker824 3 года назад +9

      @@catsdragon7478 thank u

    • @HoyaSaxaSD
      @HoyaSaxaSD 3 года назад +5

      That’s really funny. Bravo, Messr. Parker.

    • @davienparker824
      @davienparker824 3 года назад +3

      @@HoyaSaxaSD thank you

    • @marandamiller1521
      @marandamiller1521 3 года назад +9

      Damn I was looking for one actaully funny comment and this one had me choking on my water 🤣

  • @Vhailor_Mithras
    @Vhailor_Mithras 3 года назад +1205

    Wolverine: "This head could be yours. Mind your own business."

    • @abraham99ful
      @abraham99ful 3 года назад +1

      😅

    • @FuckPpalestineWithAJooDick
      @FuckPpalestineWithAJooDick 3 года назад +10

      That's why I always play music wherever I go. I once saw an animated documentary where a 6' rabbit would entrance a Tazmanian Devil with soft jazz music and I never forgot that lesson.

    • @adrianmcleod3067
      @adrianmcleod3067 3 года назад +2

      @@FuckPpalestineWithAJooDick You sound like you really know your stuff. I'll remember that just in case.

    • @josiahlutchman4913
      @josiahlutchman4913 3 года назад +3

      When I read "This head could be yours" I thought it was like a sales pitch

    • @DO4M
      @DO4M 3 года назад +3

      Feels like it needs a ",bub!" at the end.

  • @onegenooneappleonetilly9234
    @onegenooneappleonetilly9234 7 месяцев назад +1

    "So the goat said you going my way? So I said yeah, that's where you'll beheaded."

  • @KtotheG
    @KtotheG День назад +1

    This is easily one of my top 5 favorite videos on RUclips of all time. This is goat status. I love it.

  • @Cruelaid
    @Cruelaid 3 года назад +1003

    Wolverine: Are you looking for a goat?
    Biker: No
    Wolverine: Good

  • @LosDoyerss
    @LosDoyerss Год назад +1

    It's amazing how fearless they really are.

  • @marttram2183
    @marttram2183 Год назад +1

    Dudes lucky that wolverine just ate a full course meal lol