just saw a atilla guy with a slavic girl, the east has fallen, billions must mass migrate to the lands of the roman empire due to eastern hunnic invasions and cause the fall of the western roman empire.,..
>Arheimar >a gothic city >has walls and looks big on the map As a slav this triggers me so much. A true slavic experience at the time is sitting in my forest village, in my zamlyanka and tilling my little garden. VGH, what a beautiful life.
It's weird. The name "Arheimar" is probably supposed to be "Árheimar" which is Old Norse, which wasn't in use by the time this game takes place. The game begins in the late 300s, but Old Norse comes in the 700s and onward. They could have tried to reconstruct a name like "Aƕoshaimos" in Gothic or "Ahwozhaimaz" in Proto-Germanic, but that would be more speculative than the name used in the much later legendary sagas (where there are dwarves and draugar and wyrms).
Theres a hierarchy of northern european barbarians in the migration era: the Celts have elaborate steel armor, Germans have expertly made iron swords, Slavs have sharp sticks. Be careful though, they bite.
I remember playing a campaign as the Sclavenians, doing kinda ok against the initial hunnic onslaught, only to be faced by Attilla and his respawning armies and going "Welp, time to pack up", becoming a horde and settling in Carthage. Basically I became the vandals
I was just thinking about satisfying my Attila cravings despite not having the time. What a perfect time for you to upload. That was one heck of an adventure lol
You should play the Venedians next. While the Anteans are the Proto-Russians/Ukrainians, and the Sclavenians are the Proto-Serbians/racist slavs, the Venedians are the Proto-Poles/Czechs. They get 0 unhappiness from farming and their temples give extra fertility. When Atilla comes you can just give him food and he'll go away. When he razes an enemy city, just settle it and build more farms. Infinite food. Plus you can expand through the entire map for free.
Can confirm, its still same experience as today
go back to the hoi4 gaming video slop sweatshop and stop slacking off slovakian child
just saw a atilla guy with a slavic girl, the east has fallen, billions must mass migrate to the lands of the roman empire due to eastern hunnic invasions and cause the fall of the western roman empire.,..
Trillions
Millions must replicate the mistakes of the western roman empire in the modern day
>Arheimar
>a gothic city
>has walls and looks big on the map
As a slav this triggers me so much. A true slavic experience at the time is sitting in my forest village, in my zamlyanka and tilling my little garden. VGH, what a beautiful life.
It's weird. The name "Arheimar" is probably supposed to be "Árheimar" which is Old Norse, which wasn't in use by the time this game takes place. The game begins in the late 300s, but Old Norse comes in the 700s and onward. They could have tried to reconstruct a name like "Aƕoshaimos" in Gothic or "Ahwozhaimaz" in Proto-Germanic, but that would be more speculative than the name used in the much later legendary sagas (where there are dwarves and draugar and wyrms).
nice, I love videos where you get to do weird accents.
doing funny accents is the point of life and we must strive for it
Part 2 for the Slavs campaign is going to be turning Egypt into the worlds greatest wonderbread factory. Fertility buff go brrrr
A better world
The two most miserable experiences are living in the fifth century and being a Slav. Now imagine being both.
Theres a hierarchy of northern european barbarians in the migration era: the Celts have elaborate steel armor, Germans have expertly made iron swords, Slavs have sharp sticks. Be careful though, they bite.
"I turned myself into a khan Morty, but I don't have a horse. I'm horseless Khan!"
average slav experience suffering and balding by the age of 26
I hope this interaction doesn't lead to any kind of total war between us
Total War: Attila
the king is back
Had too much irl stuff happen couldn't larp
@@Dino_Stan 4 real
2:19 This is like when they crucified Jesus but instead it’s Dinostan not recognising Rupert’s Land.
“We on that Slav grind right now…………………… we’ve got no technology”
lore accurate 40yo Polish man hairline
Its all fun and games until heavy poison arrows start raining down on you while stalk ability is active.
I remember playing a campaign as the Sclavenians, doing kinda ok against the initial hunnic onslaught, only to be faced by Attilla and his respawning armies and going "Welp, time to pack up", becoming a horde and settling in Carthage.
Basically I became the vandals
thats the life
watching Dino for a year, u really start to see how much progress he made in learning to mongolian throat sing
one day i will learn from the masters
10 minutes aren't enough. I need more Dino schizocore.
Real
If you're not a voice actor for the next historical total war I'm gonna riot
Same
Classic Dino Stanley vid
i reach the deepest fathoms of serenity meditating to these videos, at peace and thriving rn
I missed my dawg Dinostan. I am back with over 20 videos to binge.
No true slavic experience without vodka and gulags
I was just thinking about satisfying my Attila cravings despite not having the time. What a perfect time for you to upload. That was one heck of an adventure lol
the great migration
Now I can understand the quote: they see me rollin, they hatin. The only explanation is the IA remember your old campains
am watching this to my early morning breakfast, thank u Dino stan
Dinoooooooo, i don’t want to do my math homework. I JUST WANNA BARB OUT
Blessed be this day: a Dino Stan Slavic vid
Love your vids man
thank you
Thank you, Dino Stan, very cool!
dinonstan larping as my ethnicity? at this time of day? located entirely within total war: atilla?
Yes.
10:00 I fucking love the AI in Attila, this is what makes it my favorite game CA ever made 🙏😤🗣️🔥💯🔌🦭👑
Crazy alt history because of how mean the ai is lmao
Truly Slavic migration moments
Peak 395 AD gameplay 🗣🔥🔥🔥
king became total war attila once again
The final evolution
The norwood reaper eventually gets all of us...
Holy fuck raditz also mentioned
in this house raditz is a saiyan hero
From basileus to slav king barbing out. Dinosaur Stanley has fallen harder than the western roman empire 🚨🚨🚨
its how the story goes
You should play the Venedians next. While the Anteans are the Proto-Russians/Ukrainians, and the Sclavenians are the Proto-Serbians/racist slavs, the Venedians are the Proto-Poles/Czechs. They get 0 unhappiness from farming and their temples give extra fertility. When Atilla comes you can just give him food and he'll go away. When he razes an enemy city, just settle it and build more farms. Infinite food. Plus you can expand through the entire map for free.
Serbs are the least racist in Europe of all other nations, I think you got the wrong impression/information somewhere
Bro is the chill guy meme😂
world being sacked and im just kinda there chillin
got no time now i comment for algorithm
Eyy my slavic brothers
My ancestors
im always watching nicholas
dont worry dino
HEY, we're a slavic family ! of course we eat buckwheat and love egirls !
the dream life
hey stinky stan where is the ck3 isekai video?
self insert gaming
Nice Video Dino, hope college is going well
Thanks it's going 😎
i just wanted to do this campaign too
Dino how do we get you more viewers
lmao I ask myself that too
Average life in eastern europe
PRINCE LEKA GAMING
That is not Geralt of Rivia
did you ask him?
do a next part pls
I'm thinking about that
is that NFKRZ's town lmao
Yeah lmao
I can’t believe you became a fake cell just for a proto-Russian e-shieldmaiden…how could you Dino? How could you value women’s rights?
They were too quirky
that's just woman coded for insane, dino you know that
More ck2 pls
i do still play it a lot, maybe i can make a video
This is not the true slavic experience as there was no mention of severe alcoholism in the video, the game is filled with so much fake history!!!!
I FAILED
😂🤣
Yeah, it a neat Germanic accent but can you throat sing like a true Hun?
Actually I can
Lol
okay go bald and you can acquire a russian egirl, got it.
update: got raided by huns. thanks for nothing dinostan
It's their e girl now, happen to be too