Bro I fucking swear I remember I was playing that one attila DLC with charlamange and I was playing as England right I went through the pain staking process of warring with the franks to get the north part of France cause it was so fertile but in the end I went from making 31k a turn to making 22 gold a turn and I still haven’t played the game in years
@@Dino_Stan tf? I'm... astonished, and you're even playing on Normal difficulty, while I only get levy armies to face against. This game is always surprising me :|
in my opinion parthia, wait parthava until they left from selucid. after you have to do blitzkrig to parthava, rush to take. after wait and make it upragrade your cavalary and soldier barack after there is 2 decision 1- atack persia, drangiana and take it all asia until medea 2- make it kill bactria my experience was, if you will atack bactria, you will crush the snake when snake is still as an small. it is very good because bactrica is really dangerous. but if you will do this, persia, drangiana, medea will go soo far. they are your friend but still they will conqueror soo much place. you will be late. if you will atack fırst persia and drangiana, bactria will grow. in that bu point, you will watch bactrica at turn 2 if bactria atacked the aria, you have to take bactria. but if bactria waiting, and atacking selucis -low posibilities- then you have to make agreement arocosia, aria for agreements, bactria shouldnt go soo far long, you have to stop. take all persia and parthava, drangiana. after make it delete every asian faction. in both of situation, this faction is soo basic for me.
I lost my phone charger and I'm rationing out my battery life. You better release the next vid in 5 days or I'm not gonna see it. Nice vid btw. Didn't watch it yet, I'm a baller like that. Comment before I watch. That's why i post png's of Ryan gosling and Patrick Bateman, while all these other commenters have jpgs. Anyways, I might update my comment when I'm done watching, might not. See where the night takes me, you know? Yeah, you probably know. See ya on the flip side my main man dino Stan, the most beautiful man in all the land, Obama's official little samurai, good bye. Watched the video, it's nice. Also, more like 4 days.
@@Dino_Stan in the games code I can place characters and I’ve made you ethnically Bosnian, culturally Mongolian and your an adherent of Zoroastrianism also your a brilliant strategist, attractive, genius, strong, a lunatic, and a gladiator anything else you wanna add, king?
-Conquered half of the world
-"Your faction is now bankrupt" xD
Typical rome 2 moment
Bro I fucking swear I remember I was playing that one attila DLC with charlamange and I was playing as England right I went through the pain staking process of warring with the franks to get the north part of France cause it was so fertile but in the end I went from making 31k a turn to making 22 gold a turn and I still haven’t played the game in years
Spanish Empire moment
And there he rode atop a…. Horse. A cannibal horse…. And the horses are hungry.
They ran out of grass..
Dino Stan one word: Croatia
Croatia world conquest
My man you are such a hard thug gangster. you really help your viewers to get hard as well
respect
All the thugs ready now
Destroying 5000 soldier with 1500 horse archer
True Parthian expirense
That ending tho
Oh lord...he is back to the total war route just like the old days !!!
Classic gaming
@@Dino_Stan my brother in ahura mazda you hit that throat singing just....perfectly.
Map gamer is the most hazardous occupation.
We need our hazard pay
As an Iranian I enjoyed this video a lot. you're so expert.
Thanks for enjoying, love Iranian history
Dino really mentioned Smosh, Charlie the Drunk Guinea pig, and the Star Wars Gangsta Rap in one video.
Im showing my age
0:41 Parthian wall of text
*slept*
Thank you Dino Stanopoulos, very cool!
I'm from ancient Greece
If Dino "Bozorg" Stan stands in the Tigris, does that make him a Mainstream Median?
Experts debate
0:56 the only time map gamers hate when women talk to them
I feel bad for yelling at her
@@Dino_Stan dont, she bad. I prefer boyz
Watching this video grew a horse between my thighs and a bow in my hand, i am now forced to kill Crassus and annoy enemy infantry
That's the grindset
Ending with the Shah of Iran was marvelous.
He's a marvelous shah
good stuff as per usual dino
Thanks king
Dino daddy you know I need 3 minutes of a horror game at the end 😭 just hearing your voice is enough to keep me sane though
They will come back
POV: eastern spearmen
I shutter
Dino if you're a real thug can you do the thug shaker?
Of course
"I'm a hardened thug, I **Rome** on the streets."
That's how we rome
It really is ridiculous how many factions you need to wait after every turn
Yeah lmao
It's even longer with the DEI mod, just installed and my experience is i can go make a cup of coffe in between turns.
@@ne0nmancer Truly, the Total War experience
The Partia Who Is In Alexandria Is Called" Pizza Hut Hunters "
Ancient Iranian warrior society
Bro That Is Funny Hahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Parthia is the Roman prequel sequel.
Part of the lore
calling you ParthianStan from now on
Wholesome
Nobody plays these factions. Damn, this is amazing
Everybody sleeping on parthia
Not even a minute in, and he's already fucked up his lines.
wait... are you using any kind of mod for the AI recruitment? they are actually making good armies... never saw that in vanilla Rome 2
Fortunately this is base game
@@Dino_Stan tf? I'm... astonished, and you're even playing on Normal difficulty, while I only get levy armies to face against. This game is always surprising me :|
When did you last play it? It's been updated like fook
Rome II?
When will we get Rupert’s Land II?
Rupert’s Land mega campaign?!
Friendship is Power 3 implies the existence of Friendship is Power 1 and 2
Darkness is out there
in my opinion parthia,
wait parthava until they left from selucid.
after you have to do blitzkrig to parthava, rush to take.
after wait and make it upragrade your cavalary and soldier barack
after there is 2 decision
1- atack persia, drangiana and take it all asia until medea
2- make it kill bactria
my experience was, if you will atack bactria, you will crush the snake when snake is still as an small.
it is very good because bactrica is really dangerous.
but if you will do this, persia, drangiana, medea will go soo far. they are your friend but still they will conqueror soo much place. you will be late.
if you will atack fırst persia and drangiana, bactria will grow.
in that bu point, you will watch bactrica at turn 2
if bactria atacked the aria, you have to take bactria.
but if bactria waiting, and atacking selucis -low posibilities-
then you have to make agreement arocosia, aria for agreements, bactria shouldnt go soo far long, you have to stop. take all persia and parthava, drangiana. after make it delete every asian faction.
in both of situation, this faction is soo basic for me.
Respect for playing this crap instead of playing a masterpiece such as Power of Friendship 3
Evil power of friendship 3 fans around still I think
Partia
Hammer of Mesopotamia
Ruin of legions
Best catafract chavalry
This is were the fun begins
*star wars music*
Years later but that tw Atilla beat is crazy perfect recreation!
Thanks my bruder
75 turn in parthia campaign still my neighbour still didn't break selucid strappy status
That's so unlucky king, sorry 😔
The romans didnt even get to oof the Etruscans lmao
The Romans dropped the ball
There is something about the deadpan delivery of these retarded monologues that just keeps me coming back
It makes it funnier that I got covid st around the time of the video
The Parthia experience: embrace your inner hun
The first total war atilla
Dino Stan, King of Kings
Shahanshah stan
I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE MAIN MENU THEME UP UNTIL NOW
It's kinda hidden but it's nice
The best faction outside of rome by far. You can make the mongle horde of old.
Just mongol things
it would be pretty cool if you played more spooky games i like watching you play the spooks
Yee I'm looking for them lmao
3:33 when u turn on automatic captions the hunicDino-Deepthroating-sing is described as [Music] - its confirmed, Dino's an artist ♥
Finally getting recognized
a horse … a horse MY KINGDOM for a HORSE
Kingdom for some horse archers
damn my guy got me thinkin with that throat singing
Anything is now possible
Yr faction is now bankrupt ))
Didn't see dat sht coming ))
only way to end a campaign
OG series
Ok but like how the fuck did Pergamon conquer like the entire middle east by the time you stepped out of the front door of your first city?
I was sleeping while they were hustling
@@Dino_Stan Pullin' an Alexander 2 Electric hoplite boogaloo
"Your faction is now bankrupt" lmao
Killed my economy for an achievement
I was gonna say "Ballin'. But at what cost?" and then the end of the video went and answered my question.
Balled too close to the sun
just the pain in his voice
we love classic gaming, welcome to tradition
Oh hell yea it’s rome time again
Heck yeah
very entertaining, well done bud
Thank you kindly
@@Dino_Stan still not gonna watch more because its not divide et impera. you should try it, these modders do a better job than creative assembly
w dino stan just dropped
u gain a sub
Thanks for the sub my friend
Hey guys welcome back to episode 54 of my parthia campaign in Rome 2
The good ol days of youtube
This is the way 🙏🏻
One of my favorite campaigns lmao you should try it on DEI mod it's nearly impossible
I need to give dei a real try
3:33 when's your album dropping
Tengri vibes soon
true hardened thug shakers are the only ones who understand true loneliness
They shake alone
Dino-Stan the man.
Dino stannis the mannis
Nothing wrong with spamming horse archer
Its the only way to be
4:56 Now you should learn Slang from Smosh Ghetto.
I fucking love ghetto smosh
It's an amazing channel
Is this guy high???
No weed only map games
No way he Thuggin. Keep thuggin out there King!
Thug train can't stop
dude u gotta enable skirmish mode and fire at will mode for all your troops
I disabled skirmish so they don't run weird and disable fire at will when I'm trying to avoiding friendly fire
im from parthia i mean persia :)
Bless up
"I'm hard"
-Dino Stan, 2022
It's over for me
Ah yes finally you have returned to Total war videos. Very nice
Omg, he don't give a damn bout his reputation.. Just Like Shrek 😍😍😍😍
My hero
I lost my phone charger and I'm rationing out my battery life. You better release the next vid in 5 days or I'm not gonna see it. Nice vid btw. Didn't watch it yet, I'm a baller like that. Comment before I watch. That's why i post png's of Ryan gosling and Patrick Bateman, while all these other commenters have jpgs. Anyways, I might update my comment when I'm done watching, might not. See where the night takes me, you know? Yeah, you probably know. See ya on the flip side my main man dino Stan, the most beautiful man in all the land, Obama's official little samurai, good bye.
Watched the video, it's nice. Also, more like 4 days.
You're playing a survival game irl o7
Dino thughunter arc
خیلی خوب بود
Thanks 😎
play parthia in rome 1 now (pain)
Pajama warrior faction
Dude
My day was bad but this do me a cheer up
Good to see you did a no die
Covid can't stop me, also sorry your day was bad 😔
Excellent video Dino man
Thanks king
OHH GREAT DINO MY DAYS AREN'T THE SAME WITHOUT YOU, hope you are fine man.
I will try to brighten days
Can you try to play as nabataea
It can happen eventually king
Nice khoomei
Hey I just learned how to add characters to the base game of ck2. I put myself into the game. You want in too?
How so king
@@Dino_Stan in the games code I can place characters and I’ve made you ethnically Bosnian, culturally Mongolian and your an adherent of Zoroastrianism also your a brilliant strategist, attractive, genius, strong, a lunatic, and a gladiator anything else you wanna add, king?
Dino Stan number 1 throat singer in the middle East
I'm finally being recognized
passpartout speed run when?
If I fail that games bad things will happen
Fire
Thanks king
Y'all gonna play CK2 competitive again any time soon?
I've thought about it
@@Dino_Stan That would be hype. I'm tryna get in on that if we do it. Just passed 2000 hours so I'm feeling spicy.
You should play the original total war Rome lots of funny moments in that game
I might gotta go back to the old school rome sometime
You inspired me to boot back up and do a royal Scythia game, 1v1 me in multiplayer. Please we need to keep the player base activity high
We'll be the only 2
@@Dino_Stan two Kings, maybe the world is big enough for the two of us
We can split the rome 2 map
@@Dino_Stan inshallah We can move this to the DMs
How do i make more money and keep my empire rich?
best way is just building tall, tho i just invade people for it
@@Dino_Stan i found a way to do money cheat bro wemod
Can you do the thug shaker?
Yes
My lord
Nice
When you play Victoria 3 and city skyline?
Victoria 3 will be too scary
@@Dino_Stan come on Stan you did impossible
bismillah
dino stan, why is the earth flat?
Someone sat on it
sorry this is total war, room 2, emphasis on total war.
Ayo bruh where's my Crimean Morbius RP? I got McDonald's but I can't eat that shit without my Morbius in Crimea
I did have a morbius army
@@Dino_Stan Truly based, brother. I can now eat my McDonalds in peace.
but I still want Crimean Morbius :'(
Hello there!
Hii
@@Dino_Stan salute, brother!
Coffee tastes good. you're just tweaking
Big coffee made you type this "Im drinking coffee atm"
you look like the shah of iran
"You know I never saw it."
How did u developed that Throat singing?
I was bored at my office job and just started larping