@@TrySomeFentanyl ur in epidurals 😂😂 litterally .02 mg of u is given per shot for epidurals for relieving the pain during childbirth.... Just a fun fact 😂😂
This may be true, but at the same time, spiders bite as a reaction to stimulus that can be interpreted as unsettling. Kinda like if someone jumpscares you and you hit them. Only difference is spiders are more prone to it.
HEY WAIT PLEASE i want to get your atention please give this even a small chance as a grain of sand alright just please it will only take you i dont know lets say 5 minutes and trust me it might be the most important message you will hear ALL day❤️❤️ Repent to God before its too late i know this message keeps on apearing every now and then but it doesn't get atention or at least enough atention people wake up and stop living in sin and in worldly toughts and doings its not only afecting your relationship with Jesus our Savior but its afecting you please listen to me give it a try im a very direct person and the truth is many of our friends loved ones known ones and even strangers!! WILL GO TO HELL!! It hurts me just to write this fact and that they will go there now to cut to the chase if you want to live for THE truth and THE Lord you need to repent. Repent? Right now wherever you are get on your knees if you can and shut your hands closed together and start praying this either with your mouth or in your head: Father God i know that for ME and my family and my enemies and my neighbours you have sent your one and only beloved Son Jesus Christ to live a perfect and sinles life and to die on the cross for all of our sins and to be raised by You on the 3rd day. Father God i admit with my mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord and i will let him in my heart and i admit that i have sinned and i have done wrong by you. We don't deserve You Lord but You died for us so that trough You we may get to heaven. Father Jesus we pray that you help us with our daily strugles and most importantly help us not to sin and be free of our sins and live a new life in Your name. In Jesus name amen.❤️ Now i think that should be a great enough prayer and if you need any tips any help first go to God and Jesus and ask them for directions then either come here and ask me to help you or go on youtube and search david lynn i think is his name hes a very wise and powerful sharer of the gospel even better if you have tik tok go search davidpurther he in my opinion is a very strong person in God and to be completely honest he was the one that saved me him and some more if you want more accounts like brother David ask me and if i will see your request ill try my best to answer As always may God bless you and give you a blessed new year AMEN AMEN :) ❤️✝️ Jesus 🔛🔝🎉🎉❤
@@TrainWayneStudios fr I was just minding my own business taking a shower when one of those little fúckers starts cascading down my shower curtain tryna get my ass while I'm just tryna clean off the day🤧🤣
His voice changed because she put herself in a rather precarious place where if he doesn't keep his thumb straight she could view him as a big enough threat to bite him.
You should try carrying a black widow, it's actually not that scary at all. You do have to like talk quieter and stuff though because you can scare them and they'll start running and it stresses them out even then though, I'm not worried about them biting me I just feel bad for stressing them out
Remind3d me of this video of this large python opening a door in this home. The woman says 'good job' with the most extremely subtle fear ive heard in a soft voice.
She was actually pulling a forbidden martial arts move, the thumb lock. His voice changed because he was in an immense amount of pain. She had him completely subdued
He was trying to convince himself that there was nothing to fear. I thought females were the ones with red marking on it. All black, males or sacrificing mates.
And that's a small one! I've seen plenty of widows with quarter sized abdomens or bigger here in Virginia. Many are able to live long lives due to the strange climate
@Jacks World of Wildlife decided to take one for boys on his channel and got envenomated twice by a blackwidow ( accidentally) while handing the spider, in this case. Kudos to him for riding out the massive pain cycles he was experiencing. That said, personally, I wouldn't have bothered i would have gone to the hospital . However, we can all agree it was a stupidly bad bad decision to test the widows' venom. This is a serious potential life-threatening spider it pack's a punch .and not everyone will react the same Fortunately, for him, he was lucky and wasn't hospitalized or, worse, suffice to say he won't be doing that again.
@Kenny I'm gonna tell you something that will make you feel better. A black widow bite or any spider bite, will not kill you, even without getting anti venom. It's like a wasp sting, in the way that its only lethally dangerous if you are allergic to the venom. Even then you would only need an epi pen to live. The only and I mean ONLY spider in the entire world that has a risk of death without anti venom, is called the Sydney funnel web spider. Its named that because they can only be found in Australia. I get your probably pretty young...but how did you think black widows were THAT dangerous, if you live somewhere that has them? I live in Minnesota and I knew this but I'm an adult. A smart adult lol
@@domvastaI mean… this is Coyote Petersen, he’s a wildlife educator on RUclips and Animal Planet who has held all kinds of dangerous creatures, including various spiders and wasps. He’s smart to stay cautious even though he has a lot of experience, and always keeps epipens with him. He’s done a lot of videos on getting bit or stung by insects known for causing a lot of pain.
@@alligarrett7397 too bad epinephrine does not cure black widow venom and would in fact worsen your symptoms. You need the specific antivenom called Latrodectus antivenin
Well he really doesn't have anything to fear, Latrodectus are really hesitant to bite, their threat response is to run away, then throw web at whatever their perceived attacker is, a bite is a complete last resort.
@Joah-ow1nf it also was a term for guard dogs in junkyards, kids used the term "double dog dare you" to pressure their friends or friend to hop the fence and snatch some scrap from the junkyard then sprint back and over the fence again before the guard dogs attacked them, the reason could have been either a dare or to grab up scrap to sell for money later on.
HEY WAIT PLEASE i want to get your atention please give this even a small chance as a grain of sand alright just please it will only take you i dont know lets say 5 minutes and trust me it might be the most important message you will hear ALL day❤️❤️ Repent to God before its too late i know this message keeps on apearing every now and then but it doesn't get atention or at least enough atention people wake up and stop living in sin and in worldly toughts and doings its not only afecting your relationship with Jesus our Savior but its afecting you please listen to me give it a try im a very direct person and the truth is many of our friends loved ones known ones and even strangers!! WILL GO TO HELL!! It hurts me just to write this fact and that they will go there now to cut to the chase if you want to live for THE truth and THE Lord you need to repent. Repent? Right now wherever you are get on your knees if you can and shut your hands closed together and start praying this either with your mouth or in your head: Father God i know that for ME and my family and my enemies and my neighbours you have sent your one and only beloved Son Jesus Christ to live a perfect and sinles life and to die on the cross for all of our sins and to be raised by You on the 3rd day. Father God i admit with my mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord and i will let him in my heart and i admit that i have sinned and i have done wrong by you. We don't deserve You Lord but You died for us so that trough You we may get to heaven. Father Jesus we pray that you help us with our daily strugles and most importantly help us not to sin and be free of our sins and live a new life in Your name. In Jesus name amen.❤️ Now i think that should be a great enough prayer and if you need any tips any help first go to God and Jesus and ask them for directions then either come here and ask me to help you or go on youtube and search david lynn i think is his name hes a very wise and powerful sharer of the gospel even better if you have tik tok go search davidpurther he in my opinion is a very strong person in God and to be completely honest he was the one that saved me him and some more if you want more accounts like brother David ask me and if i will see your request ill try my best to answer As always may God bless you and give you a blessed new year AMEN AMEN :) ❤️✝️ Jesus 🔛🔝🎉❤🎉❤🎉
Yeah like if his thumb started shaking for whatever reason that could have very easily stressed the spider enough to cause a bite. I got stressed when I watched it walk onto the web of his thumb 😂
Those are her pedipalps they are actually like little hands but for spiders. They are used for feeling around, feeding assistance, and assistance in reproduction. Shes just groping around trying to figure put whats going on.
Tbh even though this man is always handling insanely dangerous things I was still surprised to see that he’d even go near a black widow. I grew up in a state where black widows and brown recluses are pretty common (in the woods, usually not in populated areas) and it has been hammered into my mind to stay as far away from them as possible, along with any snakes because we have water moccasins and rattlesnakes. I just can’t imagine anyone willingly handling one of them if it’s not in the purpose of creating antivenom.
Nah man she really does. Black widows are actually very sweet and some of the least aggressive spiders there are. Chances of being bitten are basically zero and the bite isn’t as dangerous as people think, pretty much no one has died from a black widow bite other than elderly people and small children and people that are allergic to the venom
@postm8s881I'm pretty sure he minds them quite a bit, you'd have to be a pretty extreme masochist to enjoy torture-level pain. He certainly doesn't do it because he enjoys pain, he does it cuz he enjoys millions of dollars a year.
@@Envoiden Yes. Black Widow bites actually aren't all that fatal, unless you have an allergic reaction or some complication. They're not fun and you're going to be in hell for about a week, but you'll be perfectly fine afterwards. Look up some videos on people letting themselves get bit. There's one where the guy got bit multiple times and recorded himself throughout. In fact, in America, there has NEVER been a recorded death that was caused by a Black Widow.
Also, isn't that the exact spot in which you don't want a poisonous animal to bit you? I kinda remember that the venom would spread faster if you get bitten in your thumb 😂
She had her fangs right against the skin if you look closely. A silent way of saying, "I understand you're not gonna hurt me, and I'm not gonna hurt you. But just in case you wanna FAFO, I'll get the first lick in."
I imagine your week goes something like this: Monday: Ride Emu, Fight Kangaroo. Tuesday: Deal with the spiders Wednesday: Hunt dingo that ate a baby. Thursday: Drive 6 hours to neighbours house. Friday: Didgeridoos! Saturday: Throw shrimp on the Barbie! Sunday: Mourn Holden. Am I close?
"You may have notice the tone of my voice has slightly changed, that is because she has put herself in a spot that if I move at all I get bit, so I'm terrified."
"You may have noticed the slight change in my voice. That is because there is diarrhea dripping down my leg from the sheer amount of nervousness I am experiencing right now."
Actually, Black Widow venom isn't as toxic as most people think. Don't get me wrong, it's bad, and it'll make you very ill, but most people who die from black widow bites have heart conditions or other maladies. It's the Wandering Spider and Funnelweb that are the ones you want to watch out for.
@@digitalhouse6969 true but pretty much anything can kill something with a weak immune system Allergies are another thing but a black widow isn't likely to kill a healthy adult, key part being healthy
They really won't kill you unless you have a bad reaction to their venom. I got bit twice and all that happened was radiating pain along my leg and arm. They have a venom called a-latrotoxin
Been watching shorts for 2 hours and this comment was the only thing changing my facial expression or otherwise making me make any sound at all. Thanks. I can move on now!
“Don’t worry, sweetie”
*voice utterly cracks*
Talking to himself fr
@@danielcastillo591 man you stole my words😂😂🤣🤣
@@NINJA-tf6bf Hell nah, those were my words. Give them tf back.
@@TrySomeFentanyl I have a patent
@@TrySomeFentanyl ur in epidurals 😂😂 litterally .02 mg of u is given per shot for epidurals for relieving the pain during childbirth.... Just a fun fact 😂😂
“Nothing to fear, I just gotta stay still”
*proceeds to stay still for 3 months*
what’s weird is that considering he hasn’t posted in 8 months, you’re actually not that far off 💀
To this date legends have it he is still standing there even his skeleton stands still out of fear lol
lmao
I must not fear, fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
English or Spanish
He was REALLY trying to convince himself there "nothing to fear".
@skippy6086 lol 😂
"These misunderstood... *fking OUCH* 😰... angels..am...starting to...hallucinate😵💫
Ii
@skippy6086😂😂😂 Yes!!
I mean, even if she bit him it wouldn't kill him or anything. Would hurt like a bitch though
"You may have noticed a slight scent around me that's starting to stink. Nothing to worry about, I just shit my pants".
this is golden bro
🤣😂 if someone said this while I was holding a black widow, I think it probably would be over for me. I would not be able to contain my laughter.
Bro i needed this thanks
Hahahah hahahahhahagahah
Peak comedy lmao
"Don't worry sweetie, nothing to fear" said the man to himself
this prevents any cringe "so and so likes with no replies? lemme fix that" replies.
@@thebanman2293 not all heroes wear capes
@@thebanman2293 those and the edits of well-liked comments saying "mom im famous" are whats wrong with the world right now
@@jontraz5993 true
nice pfp
*"Don't worry sweetie"* A brave man talking to himself.
Im so glad someone said it lol
LMAO
@@flameepidemic4839 I looked for it and found someone else but I had already posted. 😄
Hilarious!!!
😂
i love how in the end he’s said to her “nothing to fear” but low key he’s telling himself the same advice
Yep, that "nothing to fear" was for himself, for sure.
This may be true, but at the same time, spiders bite as a reaction to stimulus that can be interpreted as unsettling.
Kinda like if someone jumpscares you and you hit them. Only difference is spiders are more prone to it.
Right lol
Someone else already said what you typed
the breath out right after said everything 😂
Steve Irwin smiling down at Coyote. Shes a beauty!!!
"as long as I won't apply pressure, HOPEFULLY she'll stay calm". Very reassuring.
95% of the time they’ll stay calm if you’re calm. Hunting spiders like brown recluses, not so much.. they’re as* holes.
HEY WAIT PLEASE i want to get your atention please give this even a small chance as a grain of sand alright just please it will only take you i dont know lets say 5 minutes and trust me it might be the most important message you will hear ALL day❤️❤️
Repent to God before its too late i know this message keeps on apearing every now and then but it doesn't get atention or at least enough atention people wake up and stop living in sin and in worldly toughts and doings its not only afecting your relationship with Jesus our Savior but its afecting you please listen to me give it a try im a very direct person and the truth is many of our friends loved ones known ones and even strangers!! WILL GO TO HELL!! It hurts me just to write this fact and that they will go there now to cut to the chase if you want to live for THE truth and THE Lord you need to repent. Repent? Right now wherever you are get on your knees if you can and shut your hands closed together and start praying this either with your mouth or in your head:
Father God i know that for ME and my family and my enemies and my neighbours you have sent your one and only beloved Son Jesus Christ to live a perfect and sinles life and to die on the cross for all of our sins and to be raised by You on the 3rd day. Father God i admit with my mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord and i will let him in my heart and i admit that i have sinned and i have done wrong by you. We don't deserve You Lord but You died for us so that trough You we may get to heaven. Father Jesus we pray that you help us with our daily strugles and most importantly help us not to sin and be free of our sins and live a new life in Your name. In Jesus name amen.❤️
Now i think that should be a great enough prayer and if you need any tips any help first go to God and Jesus and ask them for directions then either come here and ask me to help you or go on youtube and search david lynn i think is his name hes a very wise and powerful sharer of the gospel even better if you have tik tok go search davidpurther he in my opinion is a very strong person in God and to be completely honest he was the one that saved me him and some more if you want more accounts like brother David ask me and if i will see your request ill try my best to answer
As always may God bless you and give you a blessed new year AMEN AMEN :) ❤️✝️
Jesus 🔛🔝🎉🎉❤
@@TrainWayneStudios fr I was just minding my own business taking a shower when one of those little fúckers starts cascading down my shower curtain tryna get my ass while I'm just tryna clean off the day🤧🤣
Me with my old chick🤧
Sounds like my ex tbh
"You may have noticed a slight change in my tone of voice, that is because my soul is leaving my body as we speak."
😭💀
One reply? Lemme fix that ❤️
💀💀💀💀💀💀
This is the kind of guy who says: "I feel comfortable playing Russian roulette, because there's only one bullet in the chamber."
Hahahahhahahahaha, this comment made me crack up!!
“ You may have noticed a slight change in my voice, that is because I am currently pissing and shitting myself. “
😂😂
Bro I was so scared and I wasn't even holding her.
@@omarofficial9241 I feel you.
His voice changed because she put herself in a rather precarious place where if he doesn't keep his thumb straight she could view him as a big enough threat to bite him.
😂😂
i can feel that bro is praying internally to HOPEFULLY she stays calm
He's been bitten by worse
“you may have noticed the slight change in my voice, that is because i am scared as shit right now”
shit
That's what I thought he was going to say lol
Lol fr
Lmao that's what that breath at the end meant
😂😂😂
I've never heard someone say "nothing to fear" more fearfully lmao
I heard the little quiver and voice crack😂
Nothing to fear 😰
😂😂
Came hear for this
He clearly told the spider she had nothing to fear
“you may notice my voice has slightly changed, that is because I am experiencing a heart attack.”
"I am currently questioning every decision I've made in life leading to this point and anticipating my imminent death or at least loss of a limb."
best comment 😂
You should try carrying a black widow, it's actually not that scary at all. You do have to like talk quieter and stuff though because you can scare them and they'll start running and it stresses them out even then though, I'm not worried about them biting me I just feel bad for stressing them out
😂💀
😂😂😂
They are so sweet. And shy. As soon as they see a person the run for their little life and hide.
That's cute.
I don't kill spiders.
I put the outside
There is nothing sweet about their looks or venomous bite
@@rdred8693 Thats the quickest way to kill a house spider
@Locustskies I mean yeah just leave them alone
@@Seungberry-v Yeah good advice
“You may have noticed my voice has suddenly changed. And that is because I am shitting bricks right now”
Hahaha bravo
😂
Lmao 😂😂 this is the one 😭
brown bricks
Quiet bricks
“Why is the spider not biting you?”
“John, shut the fuck up. Please.”
😂😂😂
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
Because ill toss it on your eyeball now. Roger that?
The spider saving it's venom for spiderman
The “I will not be bitten” sounded more like a prayer than a fact 😂
spiders don't bite me because I don't pick up spiders
Remind3d me of this video of this large python opening a door in this home. The woman says 'good job' with the most extremely subtle fear ive heard in a soft voice.
Facts 😂
Forreal
It was an educated wish
This has got to be the funniest video I've ever seen. Had my toes curling - well done good sir.
Famous last words from him was:
‘She is very comfortable right there.’
That’s what she said! 🤣
@@eternalessence2998 npc
"I hope"
📠
" He's really comfortable inside there "
“You may have noticed that my voice has slightly changed. That’s because my balls have been sucked up into my lungs”
WTF bro
@@josephj807🤣🤣 the balls did the opposite of dropping
@@curlyfry7878 lol
Bro copying comments
@@user-ey4cv2ju6v no one cares
She was actually pulling a forbidden martial arts move, the thumb lock. His voice changed because he was in an immense amount of pain. She had him completely subdued
The black widow should pull guard on his ass
skadoosh
@@faquiqui not the Wuxi finger hold 😅
underrated lol
I was expecting her to flip him over by his thumb
the spider: "nobody can see me >:D"
>::::D
Haha,lol.
“Don’t worry sweetie, nothing to fear”
I think he was talking out loud, to himself 😂
He was trying to convince himself that there was nothing to fear. I thought females were the ones with red marking on it. All black, males or sacrificing mates.
Yep. Talked to himself like his mom.
@@maryshelly5147 redback spiders?
😂😂😂
Dude definitely has to change his shorts after that !
Legends say this man is still 👍 to this day
underrated comment
For sure an underrated comment
@@banneryeah1167 I think people didn't get it it took me a while lmao
3 months later, "DUDE THERE'S A BLACK WIDOW ON YOUR HAND!!"
Him "😀👍🕷"
xDDD
“ You are alright sweetie, nothing to fear” he’s telling himself
😂😂😂
That's the only possibility
And that's a small one! I've seen plenty of widows with quarter sized abdomens or bigger here in Virginia. Many are able to live long lives due to the strange climate
Lmaooo 😂😂😂
Omg best comment ever
He started shitin’ himself 🤣
Trust me. He didn't.
@@Knuckles_approves hes mentally shacking like a mf 🤣
@Jacks World of Wildlife decided to take one for boys on his channel and got envenomated twice by a blackwidow ( accidentally) while handing the spider, in this case.
Kudos to him for riding out the massive pain cycles he was experiencing. That said, personally, I wouldn't have bothered i would have gone to the hospital .
However, we can all agree it was a stupidly bad bad decision to test the widows' venom. This is a serious potential life-threatening spider it pack's a punch .and not everyone will react the same
Fortunately, for him, he was lucky and wasn't hospitalized or, worse, suffice to say he won't be doing that again.
"As you can see, my soul is calmly leaving my body currently."
@Kenny amazing story
@Kenny I'm gonna tell you something that will make you feel better. A black widow bite or any spider bite, will not kill you, even without getting anti venom. It's like a wasp sting, in the way that its only lethally dangerous if you are allergic to the venom. Even then you would only need an epi pen to live. The only and I mean ONLY spider in the entire world that has a risk of death without anti venom, is called the Sydney funnel web spider. Its named that because they can only be found in Australia. I get your probably pretty young...but how did you think black widows were THAT dangerous, if you live somewhere that has them? I live in Minnesota and I knew this but I'm an adult. A smart adult lol
@Kenny 🫢 they’re watching
@@kelsey2333 I’m an adult 🤓🤓 DURR DURR DURR “A sHmArT aDUlT🤓🤓🤓🤓” @
“I cAlL mYSelF sMaRt toO fEeL sMaRt bEcAuSe ThAtS wHAt I aM”🤓🤓
Lmao
This whole monologue sounds like he’s trying to calm himself down 💀💀💀💀
Cause he is. If he were to start feeling anxious and fearful the spider would sense it and potentially bite or flee
Yeah, but he's just not used to handling spiders, I used to be like that, now I'm only worried about dropping them, or them falling off.
@@domvastaI mean… this is Coyote Petersen, he’s a wildlife educator on RUclips and Animal Planet who has held all kinds of dangerous creatures, including various spiders and wasps. He’s smart to stay cautious even though he has a lot of experience, and always keeps epipens with him. He’s done a lot of videos on getting bit or stung by insects known for causing a lot of pain.
@@alligarrett7397 too bad epinephrine does not cure black widow venom and would in fact worsen your symptoms. You need the specific antivenom called Latrodectus antivenin
Yeah no shit Sherlock
"You may have noticed the slight change in my voice, I have actually shit myself".
sloppy diarrhea is currently dripping down my legs as we speak
That’s brilliant😂
LMAO
STOLEN COMMENT FOR THOSE JUICY INTERNET POINTS LOL
Lmao 😂😂😂😂 sounds like it it 💩 😂😅😂😅😂😅
"Sweetie" this is how i talk to all my animals, frogs, geckos, birds
“Nothing to fear” Bro was saying that to himself and I absolutely do not blame him
Shitting himself for content
Yeah, black widows are no joke.
Don’t click this profile😤
He was saying that to the Black widow
@@Echko05 no shit sherlock its a joke
"the reason my tone of voice has changed is because im freaking the fuck out"
I’m so F’n itchy now
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂FACTS!!!
INCREDIBLES
@@sunset4079 OH MY GOD YOU KNOW YOUR THE FIRST I HAVE HAD THIS PFP FOR 3 YEARS 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"because im not applying pressure"
*Crawls into the easiest place to accidentally apply pressure*
That's what I was thinking😂
Black widow just wanted a reason
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
imagine if your thumb twitches for any reason
💀
passive-aggressive spider placement
He was talking himself into being brave. He wanted to faint. 😂
"nOtHinG tO FeAr"
*exhales massively in nervousness*
Well he really doesn't have anything to fear, Latrodectus are really hesitant to bite, their threat response is to run away, then throw web at whatever their perceived attacker is, a bite is a complete last resort.
That breath was very assuring 😂
@@domvasta good luck telling an average human being with natural hardwired instincts
Lol I was thinking that too
He wasn’t saying he has nothing to fear from the spider. He was saying the spider has nothing to fear from him
This dude's team of therapists... I need them
Bwahahahaha. Your's is my favorite comment in this section 😂🎉
Its called acting.
I hate it that when I read therapist is see “the rapist”.
@@erikjonromnes ironically that's your sign that you might need a therapist.
_Rorschach._ How did you read that?...
@@erikjonromnes how do you even do that?
“You may have noticed my voice has changed.
I just shit my pants.”
My exact thoughts! lol
LOOOOL
😂😂😂
“It’s very gooey, and I can feel it squishing around in there.”
This just made me laugh
I came to see the chaos. Found the Bob Ross of spiders instead.
“Nothing to fear.”
Dude was talking to himself on that one.
Everybody gangsta till the spider stop movin.
@@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT ...while out of sight.
People are stupid
That spider: “Move your thumb I fucking dare you, I double dog fucking DARE you”
Lol a double dog, my mind's doing backflips imagining what that even means 😄
@@Joah-ow1nf most people know it from "a christmas story"
@Joah-ow1nf it also was a term for guard dogs in junkyards, kids used the term "double dog dare you" to pressure their friends or friend to hop the fence and snatch some scrap from the junkyard then sprint back and over the fence again before the guard dogs attacked them, the reason could have been either a dare or to grab up scrap to sell for money later on.
Lmao 😂
Wtf is double dog?
he went from expertly confident to sweating "hopefully she wont bite me"
Bit 😂
Nice pfp
She’s so beautiful tho
From "why spiders don't bite me"
Expertly hoping she won't bite
One of the only times I’ve seen this man show fear
"okay sweetie... nothing to fear" said the grown man to himself
😂
what why is that weird somehow
😂
Who wouldn't, I bet you'd be screaming like a lil girl if a black widow crawled onto your hand.
he’s talking to the spider.
"It's not biting me because I'm not applying pressure to its body."
The Spider proceeds to go into an area where it is most likely to be pressured.
onb
@@CheesyintheHead on bod?
@@obiwancannoli1920on bro
@@noahsfrydOn dadBod
then the guy (forgot his name, sorry) decides to make the hand movement Killer Queen does when making a bobm go off
“Is the camera off?”
“Alright GET THIS SHIT OFF ME”
Get the gun, shoot it off. You'll have far greater odds of survival
😂😂😂
*gun enters from off camera*
Kanye east 😂
I'd cut off the arm at that point.
“Nothing to fear” he says in the middle of a code brown. Gonna need a senzu bean for that one boy.
My soul would have a V I O L E N T divorce with my body
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
Big facts
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Probably not man has balls to even pick one up
So did the ratio of shit to pants
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He got bit, too. He survived, thanks to paramedics
His voice actually changed because the widow settled in the one spot where he could easily accidentally apply pressure lol
Seriously.
That's what she said
Squish
No SHITTTTT SHERLOCK
Yeah like if his thumb started shaking for whatever reason that could have very easily stressed the spider enough to cause a bite. I got stressed when I watched it walk onto the web of his thumb 😂
that last sigh told us more than all the confident words he spoke 😂
she feels very comfortable as she gently caresses your skin with her face needles
you are a champ these words are Way underrated!.
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Face needles lol
Those are her pedipalps they are actually like little hands but for spiders. They are used for feeling around, feeding assistance, and assistance in reproduction. Shes just groping around trying to figure put whats going on.
@Xenoflavius you been speaking with the arachnids haven't you?
"You may have noticed the slight change in my voice, I've got my brown pants on today thank god but it's a runny one"
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You ruined my week with that one 💀
Bro I'm crying 😂
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I’m gasping for air 😂
„Nothing to fear“
As his voice is the audio embodiment of pissing your pants from fear
If you look closely, you can see the spider settle closer in the grove between his thumb and finger as it sharpens its fangs.
Tbh even though this man is always handling insanely dangerous things I was still surprised to see that he’d even go near a black widow. I grew up in a state where black widows and brown recluses are pretty common (in the woods, usually not in populated areas) and it has been hammered into my mind to stay as far away from them as possible, along with any snakes because we have water moccasins and rattlesnakes. I just can’t imagine anyone willingly handling one of them if it’s not in the purpose of creating antivenom.
Real man
@@froggy5748 By any chance did you grow up in Florida? Because I was taught exactly the same thing.
@@letsomethingshineimagine getting bit there as well. after the pain subsides, its gonna itch like hell every time you bend it.
Spider: "This is a comfy human spot to sleep, thx bro... zzzzzz"
This guy: 😱😭😓😵💫💀🤯
"She feels very comfortable right there."
Famous last words.
Nah man she really does. Black widows are actually very sweet and some of the least aggressive spiders there are. Chances of being bitten are basically zero and the bite isn’t as dangerous as people think, pretty much no one has died from a black widow bite other than elderly people and small children and people that are allergic to the venom
@@rhino5250 their bites can lead to seizures and death but that shit is rare it usually js causes a shit ton of pain and nausea i guess
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@@Cjjk3I've been bitten by one in the leg. It caused my entire leg to feel stiff for a day, and I felt nauseous. The next day was just fine.
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"You may notice that the tone of my voice has slightly changed", Dumbledore screamed at the top of his lungs.
I'm literally crying 🤣 🤣 🤣
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I love to see these “Dumbledore said calmly” jokes😂🫶
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The Irish actor who played Dumbledore(Michael Gambon) died today
When his voice cracks when he says “don’t worry sweetie” he’s not talking to the spider, he’s talking to himself 😂
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Ok that made me laugh hard as fuk hahahaha
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Aww so cute she feels comfortable there❤
"Don't worry, sweetie. We're going to put you right back in the web. Nothing to fear," he said fearfully.
The exhale.. 😂
I thought I was the only one to hear that voice crack.
: You said, autistically.
he's talking to himself
Don’t worry she only kills and eats the males!
"Why is the spider not biting you?"
"I don't give a fuck"
My man entire life was being decided here.
Actually black widows are rarely fatal. In fact they're rarely even debilitating long term.
@@skylerpolendina7517 listen, I don't know you, but I feel like he wouldn't like a venomous bite even knowing it won't kill him
@@Jack-rj4kdYou'd be surprised 👹
@postm8s881I'm pretty sure he minds them quite a bit, you'd have to be a pretty extreme masochist to enjoy torture-level pain. He certainly doesn't do it because he enjoys pain, he does it cuz he enjoys millions of dollars a year.
Another way to say it is you’ll notice my voice has changed slightly because I’m about to DROP DEAD
Imagine feeling a sneeze coming on right when got settled
shi got me giggling😂😂
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Hilarious😂
XD damn the fear of sneezing is real here
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"To show there's no reason to be afraid of spiders, I'm going to immediately regret my decision why oh why did I do this I can't escape"
"As you may have noticed, my voice has changed. That is because if I sneeze ill wake up with the crocodile hunter in heaven"
He would be fine.
@@adam92682 ...If he got bit by a black widow?
@@Envoiden Yes. Black Widow bites actually aren't all that fatal, unless you have an allergic reaction or some complication. They're not fun and you're going to be in hell for about a week, but you'll be perfectly fine afterwards.
Look up some videos on people letting themselves get bit. There's one where the guy got bit multiple times and recorded himself throughout.
In fact, in America, there has NEVER been a recorded death that was caused by a Black Widow.
@@EnvoidenYes he would be. One black widow bite isn't enough. A recluse would do more damage and are more dangerous
they're not that deadly
the "don't worry sweety" was actually adressed to himself lol he's more scared than the spider in reality
You spelled stupid wrong
@@ang_10011 Lol 🤦♂️
yup
@@MadScientist267 Idk man, he probably makes a shit ton of money from this while educating people in the process.
@@Kilovotis eh ok maybe
I love that she chose to hid in one of the twitchiest spot on the human body.
I know right, he’s saying to keep very still and my thumb is going like a fucking helicopter rotor
The butthole?
@@Matt-jp6if
*HELICOPTER HELICOPTER* 🚁
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Also, isn't that the exact spot in which you don't want a poisonous animal to bit you? I kinda remember that the venom would spread faster if you get bitten in your thumb 😂
the spiders not biting me because.... OUCH FUDGE IM DEAD😂😂😂
I think she’s the one applying the pressure here lol 😂
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She definitely was pressing him
She had her fangs right against the skin if you look closely. A silent way of saying, "I understand you're not gonna hurt me, and I'm not gonna hurt you. But just in case you wanna FAFO, I'll get the first lick in."
Lol yup so true 😂
"John, there's only one way out of this, tell my wife and kids I love them, you're gonna have to set me the fuck on fire"
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Lmaooo
Sounds like something Johnny Depp would say in Fear&Loathing 😂
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Or shoot it when it stands still since it’s at an angle where you bullet won’t penetrate the thumb
as an australian, i can confirm this is what we do on tuesdays
LOL!!! 😅
I imagine your week goes something like this:
Monday: Ride Emu, Fight Kangaroo.
Tuesday: Deal with the spiders
Wednesday: Hunt dingo that ate a baby.
Thursday: Drive 6 hours to neighbours house.
Friday: Didgeridoos!
Saturday: Throw shrimp on the Barbie!
Sunday: Mourn Holden.
Am I close?
@@goracks69 that's incredibly accurate. those dingoes are so hard to catch
Hilarious.
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“The tone in my voice changed because this widow is right where I could apply pressure”
Legend has it, that he's still standing there, perfectly still, as the spider has covered him in webs, making him its permanent home.
No legend does not have that
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Lmao this was too funny
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"Never handle a black widow"
*Handles a black widow*
Hes a professional
He is a professional-
To be honest he meant us cause having a fear of spiders is common.
Was that a black widow
I didn’t see the red hourglass
How are you all 4 horsemen... None of this is adding up, sir.
"You may notice the tone of my voice has changed, and that's because she's just bitten me"
“and i am now accepting my fate and will soon lose consciousness”
I sworeeee that's what he was ab to say lolll
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"in about 30 seconds, my heart will stop beating and I will die, please inform my family about my cars extended warranty after my death"
*passes out 😂
"The tone of my voice has changed because I just shat my pants and my life is flashing before my eyes."
"You may have notice the tone of my voice has slightly changed, that is because she has put herself in a spot that if I move at all I get bit, so I'm terrified."
True af lmao
That's what I was thinking. Like she wanted him to apply pressure lol
Exactly right!
Righhhtttt
Any sentence which includes "hopefully" as well as "Black widow" is just on another level
Hopefully the black widow movie has good CGI
@@tpaneso6610never gonna happen 😭
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Black widows aren’t that dangerous.
@@djkilla3711 "😎" - 🤓
“You notice my voice slightly changed because I’m having an anxiety attack”
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" You notice the tone of my voice has slightly changed, as well as the colour of my underwear".
That black widow just found herself a new home
"Ill just nap here for 4 hours"
That thumb is hers now lmaoooooo i hope she rested for a long time on cam to teach him a lesson
@@TheAnnoyingBoss 4 weeks*
@@samsonblvdHm yes. I will leave a comment on the channel of a guy who handles dangerous animals to not handle dangerous animals
"You may have noticed the slight change in my voice. That is because there is diarrhea dripping down my leg from the sheer amount of nervousness I am experiencing right now."
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This comment wins, flawless victory
"nothing to fear" *blinks and finds himself in heaven
Actually, Black Widow venom isn't as toxic as most people think. Don't get me wrong, it's bad, and it'll make you very ill, but most people who die from black widow bites have heart conditions or other maladies. It's the Wandering Spider and Funnelweb that are the ones you want to watch out for.
@@dplocksmith91 a weak immune systems lead to death too
@@digitalhouse6969 true but pretty much anything can kill something with a weak immune system
Allergies are another thing but a black widow isn't likely to kill a healthy adult, key part being healthy
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Telling the spider “nothing to fear” when hes clearly shitting his pants
She won't BITE her human until she knows the LIFE INSURANCE policy she took out on him kicks in.
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Written with random words emphasized, in the style of Marvel comics. Masterful.
And has access to his bank account. 🤣
Doesn't apply to black widows only tho. LOL
@@ben_cliffordsome people can't read jokes...so he was making the jokes clear.
Coyote is the type of guy who would analyse a deadly spiders behavior while it’s sitting on his thumb.
They’re hardly deadly
They are quite venomous but not deadly to a healthy adult.
They really won't kill you unless you have a bad reaction to their venom. I got bit twice and all that happened was radiating pain along my leg and arm. They have a venom called a-latrotoxin
@@kittykitty0204 unless your allergic
They are harmless a Sydney funnel web another story fuck those bastards
To this day he is still keeping his hand still and talking softly
Speak softly and carry a black widow on your thumb
Haha. So good.
Wow 1.4K likes and only 2 comments that blows my mind
"Nothing to fear" he says calmly to himself
"You notice that the tone of my voice has slightly changed and the level of poop in my boots has significantly increased."
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Stolen comment
Lol
“Don’t worry sweetie, we’re going to put you riGHt back in the web.”
Bro really said ‘Nothing to fear’ while having a voice crack. 💀
He’s fearing for his life 😂💀
Fr 😂😂😂
He's still hella courageous tho
you know it's bad when coyote is scared
Lol he was trying to reassure himself at that point.
"As you may have noticed that my voice has changed, this is because the spider is currently bitting me."
ahahahah can u imagine
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Biting
I legit thought this is what he was about to say
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"Mkay, perfect, she's nice and comfortable. John. If you'd please, apply the naplam to my whole arm."
“Don’t worry sweetie” I think he meant that for himself lol 😂
Been watching shorts for 2 hours and this comment was the only thing changing my facial expression or otherwise making me make any sound at all. Thanks. I can move on now!
That's what I've been looking for😂😂😂
Hahahaha!
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Fr same, he meant himself ☠️☠️
"Hopefully she´s stays calm. Nothing to fear"
Famous last words.
They are just painful not really deadly
@@crouchinggiraffehiddenllam7764 Yes, just a joke. But thank you for clearing it up for people who are really afraid of the little buggers 👍
He said at the end,
"Nothing to fear" 😊
[TOOK A DEEP BREATH] 😨
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I actually said that to a friend moments before crashing my car.
This is what my friend told me a few days before his wife left
Spider feels so comfortable that it makes a web around your hand and now lives there till this day.
Id let it. Its her hand now 💀
At that point I'd cut off the hand and hope it doesn't travel to the arm💀
thanks, i needed that while having anxiety from watching this video 😂
Eh, who needs that hand? I'm a righty anyways😂
Lmao
"Nothing to Fear"
Famous last words
"Now you may have noticed the tone of my voice has slightly changed..."
It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up.
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Pretty sure he could fling it off
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2nd best after wk
No that’s the sound of a grown man’s voice when he’s pooped his pants and is on camera.
"Don't worry sweetie" dude literally gaslighting himself
If you can't trust the lies you tell yourself, then what can you trust?
LOL. He is sooooo convincing himself that he is not f'd. great post.
@@SergeantExtreme the truth?
Lmao bro you win
Black Widow: I am kind of pissed. You took me from my lair. I might bite you for this...
"Nothing to fear"
-"Why is the spider not biti.."
"I SAID NOTHING TO FEAR!"
This comment😂😂😂😂, imagining this in a like family guy-esque skit
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“You may have noticed the tone of my voice has changed….that is because I’m shitting myself”