I think they want to lower the age restriction thing to milk money. As a software engineer, I can say that implementing a shooting/arrow class would have been extremely easy. Especially implementing a bad one which this game would do.
That bow and arrow was a joke, an insult to the protagonist's trademark. (Imagine if Link from Zelda has a sword, but never used it for the entire game but for cutscenes).
Robin Hood Men in Tights was 1,000 better than this poor excuse of a game, plus it had Dave Chapelle in it, so that immediately gives the advantage to RHMIT.
Some review company called Ace Gamez gave this a 1/10 saying "this shambles of a shell of a sham of a wreck of a ruin of a shadow of a 'dog ate my homework' standard excuse for a game was nothing more than an abominably programmed, hideously simplistic yet almost entirely unplayable piece of garbage".
"So, were making a Robin Hood game, right?" "Right" "Then the best thing to do is to take away one of the key elements that made him famous!" "Isn't that a little bit counterproductive?" "Oh come on, Jack! Is not like there somebody stupid enough to buy this piece of crap anyway! I mean, have you seen the cover? You'd have to be a real dumbass to even consider buying it!" Well, hopefully Tennings doesn't get offended.
Sometimes i think these exist for the sole purpose of hilarious videogame reviews. I want to know a wicked soul that played this crap and though it was good!
I can't wait for these guys' game based on Miyamoto Musashi where you must win without your katana. Or their adaptation of Xena where you must win without your chakram.
Had me laughing from the first sentence. Out of all the games you've played, this one seems the most frustrating. Perhaps it wasn't that way, but just watching the highlights made me want to pull out my hair.
Unlike most versions of Robin Hood this one, instead of robbing the rich and giving it to the poor instead surrenders and begs for mercy as soon as the rich catch him stealing from them.
So, the horrible PS1, rail-shooter-esque game that "features" Robin Hood isn't the worst adaptation of the "Forest Archer? I am amazed and horrified at the same time, good "job", Oxygen Games. Bad attempts at comedy, camera, gameplay and overall everything which may be involved in the making of a game. And a game where you can't use your god-forsaken bow? Wow, talk about a cop out... In essence, you're stuck with Shitty Gear Solid with no actual combat to speak of. Isn't that lovely?
2007: When everyone else was playing Bioshock, Call Of Duty 4, Halo 3, Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, and Mass Effect, there was probably some poor kid who got this as a Christmas present.
4:00 from the "wrong side" gate leading to getting down on his knees when caught, I was fucking dying. Thanks for the laughs. Your reactions are priceless.
Idk about this game before, but the ONLY BIG POINT this game has to me is I am able to roam around walk like that , what I usually love in games, I don’t mind trying out new game ideas like those but I’d keep on busting of laughter on the “Wrong Side” one, tho it’s not something I’d tell my friends I played RobinHood but it’s something I’ll end up loving with its new idea. Even if it’s not the type I’d talk about because this is a very popular nobel, legend, but something I’ll still say in that ending “That’s it???? Nothing more???” That’s when I’ll end up replaying and just don’t mind messing up by roaming around as I said earlier.
Wait...so sheriff kidnaps maid Marian because he's jealous, so Robin Hood keeps having to save her? THIS IS ROBIN HOOD! NOT MARIO BROS! What the heck!? XD
When the guy you're depending on to rescue you can't even climb over a gate and is an "archer" who doesn't even know how to shoot arrows you've gotta do things yourself.
Is that Keeley Hawes voicing Marian?? It sounds like her! Why the heck would such a huge and well known actress do voice acting for this load of shite?
Honestly, that part of not knowing to use the bow at that bridge because the game doesn’t notify about it ranks up there for me running around in Sonic 06’ not knowing how to get to Radical Train due to the area of the portal being blocked by a wire net, until I was bored and went to the shop buying an item that allows me to get through, even though nothing in the game tells me to go to the shop. Video game design 101 flunked.
just discovered you today bro. got me tripping with the commentary on these videos. hooking you up with a patreon donation each month. have a good one man. looking forward to the direction you're going in. cheers.
I am literally about to start making a video on this game. Like Little Britain The Video Game you beat me to the punch yet again! Great video mate keep it up :)
@@KnightoftheLord1 yeah i do watch him from time to time but his reviews are what i really like, there's a lot of quality here and this guy just doesn't care 😂
Tennings posted on his twitter a picture 3 days ago which had the numbers: 111118 on it. On his twitter in May/June he was clearly working on a script for a new video and his last ever video was posted 11/11/2016, meaning he is hinting at a new video for 11/11/2018-I'm so excited I could cream
Interestingly enough, I recently went on holiday. In the holiday home we rented there was a PS2 with a bunch of games in there, this was one of them. I took one look at it and thought "this looks like the kind of shite Tennings would review" needless to say I never played it I spent my time with the likes of RE4 and Burnout 3.
I just want you to know; today I walked into my local shop to buy a PS2 game. Anything thatd interest me, that's not already in my collection. And they had this monstrosity there. I didnt buy it though, and for that I blame you!
Here's a little trivia for ya.... Matthew Macfadyen (Mr Darcy, Pride and Prejudice 2005) Voiced Robin Hood and his real life wife, Keeley Hawes, voiced Maid Marian. Matthew would later go on to play Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood 2010.
I love that there's a fucking button that simply calls a guard to your location. Like some games like Splinter Cell use the whistle ability to distract a guard to an opportune spot. But no, this is just summon a guard to surrender to and start over............WHAT. THE. FUCK.
You know, these fetch quests are present in every single video game... I wonder if game developers secretly hope to do work for these companies, so they can just show up to work and shit out a product and get paid well for it, kind of like low level government workers, hotel line cook staff, etc Using your hard earned education to find a job you can sleep through and enjoy your life
5:02 Stares at screen for 5 seconds. ... Narrator: With his arms flailing above his head in confusion, the man shouted... "Then why the fuck did they give him quivers and arrows?!"
That Robin Hood at the opening of the game DOES make him look like a Dark Souls hollow...gET THIS BOY AN EMBER, A FIREKEEPER SOUL, A HUMANITY FLAME AND A HUMAM EFFEGY, STAT! Oh and his fucking bow!
I really don't know where you find these abysmal, no-budget, blatant cash-in games that should've had their production halted before it began, but I'm damn glad you do, given how well you tear them apart.
Robin Hood, and King Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable, are public domain, meaning everyone can make a movie about these characters and settings.
My suspicion about why Robin hood can't shoot enemies was so that the game could keep its G/kid friendly rating as they're a more lucrative market... Kid sees cheap game, parent will buy to keep them busy for a few hours, and the kid has been given a "game" to play
Parents bought me this game when I was a kid. It’s actually multiplayer too. I was so confused as to how bad it was . Me and my brothers improvised and we just played tag with each other on the game.
This game is currently £7.99 on Ebay.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is currently £3.50 on Ebay.
Make your choice kids.
But I'm not good with decisions D:
+Serpico's Beard 8 pounds? Why does it weight so much? Is it closer to Jupiter? We're having a communication breakdown.
+Ian Comor Who knows why it weights that much.
+Serpico's Beard That sounds like a bargain!
>:(
this game was released the same year as crysis
CRYSIS!
and assassin's creed
At least the voice acting is decent!
I know right! This game looks decades better than Crysis
@@MYNAMACHEF LMAO
And Bioshock. And Mass Effect. And Modern Warfare.
"You must win without your bow."
You win the game by getting your bow.
I can't even.
The sheriff's men took the sheriff's men took the sheriff's the sheriffs the sheriff's men took my quarterstaff please get it back.
We gotta check into the Otaotahotel and have a nice nananananap!
Cloud Strife 😂😂😂
But i didnt shoot the deputy oh no
3:26
BEST PART OF THE GAME
The sherrifsmentook...the sherrifsmentook!
The sherrifs...thesheriffs...the sherrifmenstook my quaarter stauf!
My guess is they didn't know how to implement a proper aim/shooting mechanic so that's why there's no bow whatsoever lol.
They probably spent months trying to make it work before scrapping the whole thing and adding one line to the box
I thought it was so they could keep the age rating low
I think they want to lower the age restriction thing to milk money. As a software engineer, I can say that implementing a shooting/arrow class would have been extremely easy. Especially implementing a bad one which this game would do.
"you must Win without your Bow"
... in this part, i just wanted to shoot myself
LordTommyB but i need to Shoot myself WITHOUT my Bow xD
Shit, you guys! I was gonna make that joke! 😂
Not with an arrow I suppose
I wanted to carve my own heart out with a spoon when that part came up
Incredible ain't it?
I just looked this game up, and apparently it was released in 2007.
This looks like a game from 1998.
You could'a figured that out if you glanced the RUclips video description, it's sponsored with the release date.
More like 1993. This game makes Cybermorph look like Ocarina of Time!
Daring 2007 what the fuck. I made a better game with fucking Scratch
Daring Bioshock came out the same year. Let that sink in haha.
Taylor Downs nuff said lol
Watching Tennings on Bing Video:
"This is the wrong site."
"Ooops wrong site."
Oxygen games? Looks like those guys had a lack of... oxygen. In their offices.
+King Harkinian Some crazed gunman deprived them of oxygen to make them fend for their lives.
+ThatScottishDude _ Ah ah ah - Remember. They must win without their ....... wait ............
29gish ye w0t m9
+King Harkinian Why not an excess of pur---ohhh shit, I'm not going to finish that line.
gay
"What so she keeps getting kidnapped and he has to save her all the time?"
Ever played Super Mario?
😂 even Mario doesn’t make fun of itself that much
That bow and arrow was a joke, an insult to the protagonist's trademark. (Imagine if Link from Zelda has a sword, but never used it for the entire game but for cutscenes).
This is why Mel Brooks' "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" exists, to satirize Robin Hood's Robin Hood-like persona and to quell his massive ego.
yep
I loved that movie. Best arrow gag in film.
Sherif El Sharkawy
That film sucks.
Not everyone likes Mel Brooks; I can understand that, his style of humor doesn't work for everyone.
Robin Hood Men in Tights was 1,000 better than this poor excuse of a game, plus it had Dave Chapelle in it, so that immediately gives the advantage to RHMIT.
Some review company called Ace Gamez gave this a 1/10 saying "this shambles of a shell of a sham of a wreck of a ruin of a shadow of a 'dog ate my homework' standard excuse for a game was nothing more than an abominably programmed, hideously simplistic yet almost entirely unplayable piece of garbage".
"What kind of an introduction is that?
Honestly, that's basically the plot of every Mario game ever.
True, but then most Mario games wouldn't then say "You must win without jumping".
"So, were making a Robin Hood game, right?"
"Right"
"Then the best thing to do is to take away one of the key elements that made him famous!"
"Isn't that a little bit counterproductive?"
"Oh come on, Jack! Is not like there somebody stupid enough to buy this piece of crap anyway! I mean, have you seen the cover? You'd have to be a real dumbass to even consider buying it!"
Well, hopefully Tennings doesn't get offended.
"Shall we begin on the bow?"
"No... That's what they want us to do..."
"Why should the people listen to you?"
"Because unlike some other Robin Hoods,I can speak with an English accent."😉
Sometimes i think these exist for the sole purpose of hilarious videogame reviews. I want to know a wicked soul that played this crap and though it was good!
I bet that you're profile pic sums up you're reaction and fellings towards this game.
Seu Lima! :D
I can't wait for these guys' game based on Miyamoto Musashi where you must win without your katana. Or their adaptation of Xena where you must win without your chakram.
Had me laughing from the first sentence.
Out of all the games you've played, this one seems the most frustrating. Perhaps it wasn't that way, but just watching the highlights made me want to pull out my hair.
I like how when he rages, Flight of the Bumblebee plays.
Unlike most versions of Robin Hood this one, instead of robbing the rich and giving it to the poor instead surrenders and begs for mercy as soon as the rich catch him stealing from them.
the part where it says you must win without your bow then cuts to nope lol
apparently the main character is modeled after peter dinklage.
This looks like one of those games you'll see some kid playing in a movie...
1:28 So THIS is what the emperor was doing in his spare time. I always wondered what he did when he wasn't begging people to strike him down lol
The only defense from the guards is bribery
Seems pretty realistic
1:56 Mario walks up to Robin Hood and says "I can relate man."
You must win without your bow.
That's like making a Spider-man game with no webs.
So, the horrible PS1, rail-shooter-esque game that "features" Robin Hood isn't the worst adaptation of the "Forest Archer? I am amazed and horrified at the same time, good "job", Oxygen Games. Bad attempts at comedy, camera, gameplay and overall everything which may be involved in the making of a game.
And a game where you can't use your god-forsaken bow? Wow, talk about a cop out... In essence, you're stuck with Shitty Gear Solid with no actual combat to speak of. Isn't that lovely?
1:22
Holy shit DC's The Spectre on the title screen.
379 total F words on Tennings (for now)
2007: When everyone else was playing Bioshock, Call Of Duty 4, Halo 3, Orange Box, Assassin's Creed, and Mass Effect, there was probably some poor kid who got this as a Christmas present.
Hope that kid is playing high quality games now 😔🙏🏻
Robin Hood looks like Arrow if he was shrunk down.
This feels like a game I would play in some weird fever dream
Look at how he walks! Robin deserves a better quest then this.
Love this series! Haven't seen all episodes yet but I think this is my favorite one so far.
Can't wait for the next one.
4:00 from the "wrong side" gate leading to getting down on his knees when caught, I was fucking dying. Thanks for the laughs. Your reactions are priceless.
Liquid Tennings is better than Solid Tennings.
+Venom TechNoir Few people will get that joke.
don't get it
Deer Ok.
I think it's either a refrence to AVGN or Metal Gear Solid.
Liquid shit is better than solid shit
You deserve way more subscribers and views. Keep putting out great reviews such as this one, and you just might become one of the bigger RUclipsrs.
A Robin Hood game where you never fire a single arrow except for one cut scene. A game most certainly taking the piss if ever I saw it.
Every year on the exact same day I first saw this video I watch it again. Everytime I die from laughing
That statue joke aged like the most coveted wine ever!!! A man ahead of his time!
Robin Hood's (fetch) quest
This came out the same year as Halo 3 and Modern Warfare 1......................Let that sink in.
1:24 So that's what Emperor Palpitine was doing between Return of the Jedi and the Rise Of Skywalker...starring in a horrible game.
Idk about this game before, but the ONLY BIG POINT this game has to me is I am able to roam around walk like that , what I usually love in games, I don’t mind trying out new game ideas like those but I’d keep on busting of laughter on the “Wrong Side” one, tho it’s not something I’d tell my friends I played RobinHood but it’s something I’ll end up loving with its new idea. Even if it’s not the type I’d talk about because this is a very popular nobel, legend, but something I’ll still say in that ending “That’s it???? Nothing more???” That’s when I’ll end up replaying and just don’t mind messing up by roaming around as I said earlier.
I love this series! Make more! You're hilarious.
Wait...so sheriff kidnaps maid Marian because he's jealous, so Robin Hood keeps having to save her?
THIS IS ROBIN HOOD! NOT MARIO BROS! What the heck!? XD
This game came out the same year as the first Assassin's Creed Game. Let that sink in.
Bring in the sink!
To be fair, when Robin Hood can't even get open a gate that's shorter than him, I don't blame Maid Marion for not having any faith in the guy.
When the guy you're depending on to rescue you can't even climb over a gate and is an "archer" who doesn't even know how to shoot arrows you've gotta do things yourself.
No bow? Then what’s the fucking point!? Robin Hood without his bow is like Captain America without his shield or Iron Man without his suit. 🤦🏻♀️
Was recommended to your page and clicked this to watch first.....very entertaining, quite hilarious. Can't wait to see your other material
I love these videos so much haha, always astounds me how some companies can think such terrible ideas will work
This guy is just doing what AVGN is doing but with PS2........and goddamn it actually works
7:40 LOL can't see anything with the crappy camera
Is that Keeley Hawes voicing Marian?? It sounds like her! Why the heck would such a huge and well known actress do voice acting for this load of shite?
Honestly, that part of not knowing to use the bow at that bridge because the game doesn’t notify about it ranks up there for me running around in Sonic 06’ not knowing how to get to Radical Train due to the area of the portal being blocked by a wire net, until I was bored and went to the shop buying an item that allows me to get through, even though nothing in the game tells me to go to the shop. Video game design 101 flunked.
hahahaha I laughed so hard when he read the back of the robin hood box
just discovered you today bro. got me tripping with the commentary on these videos. hooking you up with a patreon donation each month. have a good one man. looking forward to the direction you're going in. cheers.
I am literally about to start making a video on this game. Like Little Britain The Video Game you beat me to the punch yet again! Great video mate keep it up :)
Re-watching for the God knows how many time, this channel wikl forever be my favourite even though my guy uploads once every lifetime
He's on twitch if you're interested in following him. :)
@@KnightoftheLord1 yeah i do watch him from time to time but his reviews are what i really like, there's a lot of quality here and this guy just doesn't care 😂
@@lowang9708 Yeah he teases us with the occasional video to keep us sweet. :)
1:26 It looks like Palpatine pretending to be Robin Hood.
I love these videos. I am American and have never heard of any of these games!!! :D
Consider yourself lucky. If I had the money, I'd buy a PAL slim PS2, this game and a flip out monitor and send them to AVGN!
Noticing myself, seems Sony computer entertainment of Europe gave up on quality control.
Reminds me of the shovelware on wii..
Tennings posted on his twitter a picture 3 days ago which had the numbers: 111118 on it. On his twitter in May/June he was clearly working on a script for a new video and his last ever video was posted 11/11/2016, meaning he is hinting at a new video for 11/11/2018-I'm so excited I could cream
Great video as always Tennings!
sooooo Underrated YT channel
I just watched a couple of your other videos, and then I see this. A new TWGYNP! Fuck yes.
p.s. robinhood.exe creepypasta game confirmed.
This is the most consistent with videos I've ever seen you been!! I fucking love it.
"What the fuck? Like he looks like the decomposed corpse of Robin Hood! Like as if they just dug him up or something!"
LMAO!
Stole a copy from a renovation worksite I was at, returned it the next day with $5 so they could buy a better game
Maid Marianne sounds an awful lot like Keeley Hawes. I really hope it's not her.
Tennings... You're gold.
"Wear arrows on his back"
Ah, a work this captain!
It's actually quiver! Quiver filled with arrows that is.
No need to thank me citizen!
5:12 Bacause the devs were lazy?
That character design reminded me of Spectre more than a corpse lol.
Interestingly enough, I recently went on holiday. In the holiday home we rented there was a PS2 with a bunch of games in there, this was one of them. I took one look at it and thought "this looks like the kind of shite Tennings would review" needless to say I never played it I spent my time with the likes of RE4 and Burnout 3.
1:22 Darth Hood
I just want you to know; today I walked into my local shop to buy a PS2 game. Anything thatd interest me, that's not already in my collection. And they had this monstrosity there. I didnt buy it though, and for that I blame you!
Here's a little trivia for ya....
Matthew Macfadyen (Mr Darcy, Pride and Prejudice 2005) Voiced Robin Hood and his real life wife, Keeley Hawes, voiced Maid Marian. Matthew would later go on to play Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood 2010.
Next generation graphics.. Can't belive it looks so real
I love that there's a fucking button that simply calls a guard to your location. Like some games like Splinter Cell use the whistle ability to distract a guard to an opportune spot. But no, this is just summon a guard to surrender to and start over............WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Ha, what if Robin Hood is the one who kidnaps his "beloved" but he doesn't know that? What a goddamn plot twist!
You know, these fetch quests are present in every single video game...
I wonder if game developers secretly hope to do work for these companies, so they can just show up to work and shit out a product and get paid well for it, kind of like low level government workers, hotel line cook staff, etc
Using your hard earned education to find a job you can sleep through and enjoy your life
Tennings if you read this PLS tell me what song is playing at 4:14
I NEED to know it!
5:02
Stares at screen for 5 seconds.
...
Narrator: With his arms flailing above his head in confusion, the man shouted...
"Then why the fuck did they give him quivers and arrows?!"
That Robin Hood at the opening of the game DOES make him look like a Dark Souls hollow...gET THIS BOY AN EMBER, A FIREKEEPER SOUL, A HUMANITY FLAME AND A HUMAM EFFEGY, STAT! Oh and his fucking bow!
The Sheriff's too-, The Sheriff's t- The Sheriff's- The Sheriff's took-
I really don't know where you find these abysmal, no-budget, blatant cash-in games that should've had their production halted before it began, but I'm damn glad you do, given how well you tear them apart.
DorianCairne
Yeah man. Robin Hood deserves a good game, not this trash.
Tennings soon as I get a chance I'm donating to your patreon your commentary is jus spit on hilarious great content and keep it up
2 Robin-Hood movies coming out in 2018. One real one and one Knock off one called "shit, this is too close to that other movie!"
you know tennings is about to EXPLODE when flight of the bumblebee starts playing
3:10 I love that little pop sound
Gallant and brave Robin Hood straight up looking like Garret from Thief spellbounding ladies.
I laughed so hard at how robin hood walks.
Robin Hood, and King Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable, are public domain, meaning everyone can make a movie about these characters and settings.
My suspicion about why Robin hood can't shoot enemies was so that the game could keep its G/kid friendly rating as they're a more lucrative market... Kid sees cheap game, parent will buy to keep them busy for a few hours, and the kid has been given a "game" to play
Parents bought me this game when I was a kid. It’s actually multiplayer too. I was so confused as to how bad it was . Me and my brothers improvised and we just played tag with each other on the game.
Whats the music playing in the background in 4:50?
Matthew macfayden must have been desperate for work to narrate this. Hes in succession now.