Sadly with a 0.02% chance of death in a healthy body... You wouldn't be that lucky Hell with the Omnicrom version all it will do is give you an annoying rash
I have an Italian degree, so let me just say that that was certainly the best pronunciation of "Porca Miseria" I've ever heard from an Irish video game RUclipsr.
If that wasn’t enough, I am Italian, and that pronunciation was as effective in execution as Phoenix games are respectful of their source material, truly a work of art.
It's the same voice actor as the Peter Pan movie Phoenix released (supposedly the non-Dingo ones were done by a Polish company and the voices hired through the internet, but details are murky). I've always had a soft spot for him as he gives off such strong Midwestern vibes (specifically Michigan, but not completely sure). I have no doubt that he was an acting student doing some voice acting to help get a foothold in the industry and that they hired him because he was cheap and American.
I'm going to say this (anyone in the States will get this): that narrator sounds even more bored than Joe Buck, and that's typically a hard feat to do. When having a five year old describe cardboard sounds more interesting, yeah...
@@videogamerka0009 It was a while ago that I heard that, but it was either on the Dingo Pictures wiki or in a RUclips video. Phoenix Games simply licensed and published pre-existing cartoons and games from other companies, and they had a somewhat infamous habit of removing the credits from the end of movies to hide the copyright. Unlike Dingo, who had a functioning website for years and for whom the credits are usually intact on DVD versions, there doesn't seem to be any alternative release of these.
"In his Prime." That's definitely true. There's so many RUclipsrs that get better over time but James just gets worse and worse. I finally had to unsubscribe to Cinemassacre after the plagiarism in this years Monster Madness. All James does is get a script written from somebody else and read it from a Teleprompter. Ugh. Can't believe I used to have respect for the guy. He doesn't care yet he has a loyal following that will defend any crap he puts out and make excuses for him.
Funny seeing you again, and hold up, plagiarism? As someone who witnessed the heyday of people accusing other reviewers of ripping AVGN off, it is ironic, and kinda interesting, to hear AVGN plagiarized someone.
@@Channeleven2345789 Yes plagiarism. It's what finally made me unsubscribe. Sure, it wasn't James that plagiarized but it was the person they had ghostwrite for James just proving all he does is read others sceipts from a teleprompter. You probably didn't see the apology video as it was unlisted on the second channel to minimize people seeing it. I would link it but RUclips usually deletes my comments if I add a link. Like I said it finally made me unsubscribe, as a long time viewer. Hope You have a happy holidays. Edit : Hopefully the comment stays. ruclips.net/video/jqIwKWotp7A/видео.html There's a link from a 3rd party channel since the official one is unlisted. It's what allowed me see the cracks in the channel I was ignoring. Newt supposedly wrote 21 of the episodes, which means James did 10 episodes (if you think the rest was James, doesn't sound like him. Most of It is just repeating wikipedia.) It goes against what he said in a 2016 video that "how can I get somebody else to write a review for me ? It wouldn't be my thoughts." It's clear he has checked out and I hope he can find his passion again as Board James/Nerd episodes helped me through a tough time.
Tennings...that's a name I haven't looked up in a while. I still shiver at the thought of them seven clever boys... Merry Christmas my dude! Welcome back!
The funniest video you have done. This was absolutely brilliant. That voiceover guy and that atrocious lip sync before the witch gets put into the oven are absolutely priceless. Merry Christmas Tennings!
I'm studying Italian for 2 years as well as Italian philology at university. Finally I felt like it was worth the effort when I was able to read cover of this piece of shit. To quote: "The family is very poor and can't afford food" "Wife has convinced her husband to leave the children in a forest" PERFECT PRODUCT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN, what the fuck
Never did I think I would find something that would make the Tim Burton and Dakota Fanning Hansel and Gretel movies look like cinematic masterpieces. At least in the Burton version, the step mother was a horrible person, but at least she tried to make it look like the children got lost when she tried to leave them in the woods. And at least in the Burton version, it was hinted that the witch and the stepmother were the same person
Someone just sent me this to cheer me up because I'm really really sick with covid, & I have to say, the chest pain I had while laughing at this was 100% worth it. Thank you for making 13 minutes of my life less miserable 😂
The situation has not changed in the least. My mom still throws any ol sh t on the TV to keep my little sister quiet. Elsa gate type stuff I have to switch off or it'll rot her brain.
Happy Christmas to you too. Awesome review, I don't know if I remember hearing about this one from other videos talking about "Phoenix" games, but wow. It pretty much fits everything in these godforsaken games I've seen, terrible animation, terrible voice acting, and a retelling of a beloved fairy tale that I doubt "Fractured Fairy Tales" would consider "Fractured".
Found your channel yesterday, binged through all your vids and i really like your channel. Subbed immediately. Have a great 2022, looking forward to new vids! Hope all is well!
The Phoenix Games narrator must be the world's most emotionless man. There's not an ounce of any human feeling behind anything he says and no attempt at sounding natural at all.
I was just thinking 2 nights ago....where's my guy Tennings and I just happened to scroll through the tubes and I was stoked when I saw you. Fkin glad yer back m8
Hello brother, what a pleasure to see you again, I thought you were no longer uploading videos to RUclips, I love your videos, thank you for merry Christmas and I hope you also have a very happy Christmas.
Hi Tennings, thanks for uploading your video. Wow I've never heard any video games called Hansel and Gretel before. I'm sure it looks kinda very boring. If this game is only available in Italy 🇮🇹, how come there is no Italian language in it? It only has English, French and German languages. I bet some people of Italy 🇮🇹 are very upset because that game doesn't have their native language. Anyway Merry Christmas and a Happy successful New Year - 2022.
Oh god, just when I thought there couldn't be any more. To make matters worse, I'm 99% convinced that the Gretel on the cover has a hole in her head. You can see a bit of the gingerbread wall just above her ear.
6:54 its quite funny. They sent the kids to the woods. Beacuse they were poor and there was not food enough. Here they have a healthy cow, a hen. And the garden looks lush :).
tennings you magnificent bastard regaling us with a new review in the style we so much cherish. i give you my regards and wish you well in all the endeavors you set to acomplish next year
11:09 And the witch lives, apparently. She just gets her keister singed and then shoots out the chimney and runs away in pain like in a Tex Avery/Chuck Jones cartoon.
WHY CAN’T COVID JUST TAKE ME
merry christmas Tennings, great to have a video of you in the best season of the year 🙌🤧
Merry Pingus!
merry Christmas tennings long time subscriber love every videos
Tennings no.
Sadly with a 0.02% chance of death in a healthy body... You wouldn't be that lucky
Hell with the Omnicrom version all it will do is give you an annoying rash
When the world needed him, he returned.
Nah i needed him when it was peak pandemic
Winnie the Pooh reading lines from Resident Evil was something I never realized I needed until now.
I have an Italian degree, so let me just say that that was certainly the best pronunciation of "Porca Miseria" I've ever heard from an Irish video game RUclipsr.
Turns out Largo Winch is not only a great game but it's also educational
If that wasn’t enough, I am Italian, and that pronunciation was as effective in execution as Phoenix games are respectful of their source material, truly a work of art.
I like how you say that like you’ve heard plenty of Irish RUclipsrs try to pronounce porca miseria
@@NotsoseriousNick ho vissuto in italia e ho imparato l'italiano ma questo tizio ha una pronuncia molto più corretto del mio mamma mia
New Tennings? Best Christmas gift
Awwwww, but it’s short. 😭
Hallelujah
It’s like a Christmas tradition to watch tennings around Christmas
It's the same voice actor as the Peter Pan movie Phoenix released (supposedly the non-Dingo ones were done by a Polish company and the voices hired through the internet, but details are murky). I've always had a soft spot for him as he gives off such strong Midwestern vibes (specifically Michigan, but not completely sure). I have no doubt that he was an acting student doing some voice acting to help get a foothold in the industry and that they hired him because he was cheap and American.
I'm going to say this (anyone in the States will get this): that narrator sounds even more bored than Joe Buck, and that's typically a hard feat to do.
When having a five year old describe cardboard sounds more interesting, yeah...
This one is supposed to be made by Poles ? Well I'm Polish and I don't hear too much of an accent there
Ah yeah they probably hired some American from college
Anyway I haven't ever seen any info about this Polish company, where have you found it ? I'm genuinely curious
@@videogamerka0009 It was a while ago that I heard that, but it was either on the Dingo Pictures wiki or in a RUclips video. Phoenix Games simply licensed and published pre-existing cartoons and games from other companies, and they had a somewhat infamous habit of removing the credits from the end of movies to hide the copyright. Unlike Dingo, who had a functioning website for years and for whom the credits are usually intact on DVD versions, there doesn't seem to be any alternative release of these.
You got me exactly what I wanted for Christmas: some old-school RUclips.
ikr the good old days when people actually made jokes and were entertaining.
One of the best reviews you've done by far. This reminds me of AVGN in his prime when his vids would legit send me 🤣
Stfu Todd and get back to work on Elder Scrolls
"In his Prime." That's definitely true. There's so many RUclipsrs that get better over time but James just gets worse and worse. I finally had to unsubscribe to Cinemassacre after the plagiarism in this years Monster Madness. All James does is get a script written from somebody else and read it from a Teleprompter. Ugh. Can't believe I used to have respect for the guy.
He doesn't care yet he has a loyal following that will defend any crap he puts out and make excuses for him.
Funny seeing you again, and hold up, plagiarism? As someone who witnessed the heyday of people accusing other reviewers of ripping AVGN off, it is ironic, and kinda interesting, to hear AVGN plagiarized someone.
@@Channeleven2345789 Yes plagiarism. It's what finally made me unsubscribe. Sure, it wasn't James that plagiarized but it was the person they had ghostwrite for James just proving all he does is read others sceipts from a teleprompter. You probably didn't see the apology video as it was unlisted on the second channel to minimize people seeing it. I would link it but RUclips usually deletes my comments if I add a link.
Like I said it finally made me unsubscribe, as a long time viewer.
Hope You have a happy holidays.
Edit : Hopefully the comment stays.
ruclips.net/video/jqIwKWotp7A/видео.html
There's a link from a 3rd party channel since the official one is unlisted. It's what allowed me see the cracks in the channel I was ignoring. Newt supposedly wrote 21 of the episodes, which means James did 10 episodes (if you think the rest was James, doesn't sound like him. Most of It is just repeating wikipedia.) It goes against what he said in a 2016 video that "how can I get somebody else to write a review for me ? It wouldn't be my thoughts." It's clear he has checked out and I hope he can find his passion again as Board James/Nerd episodes helped me through a tough time.
@@Gatorade69 Wow, never saw that coming, and I get how that cultivated your standing.
and happy belated holidays
Tennings...that's a name I haven't looked up in a while. I still shiver at the thought of them seven clever boys...
Merry Christmas my dude! Welcome back!
The funniest video you have done. This was absolutely brilliant. That voiceover guy and that atrocious lip sync before the witch gets put into the oven are absolutely priceless. Merry Christmas Tennings!
Pinnochio video is best.
Tennings has offically lost his mind.
I had no idea Phoenix games was about quality AND quantity!
Ah yes my favourite Irish Christmas tradition murdering a terrible "game" in increasingly violent ways
4:57 I need more Resident Winnie. That voice actor's delivery was too perfect. lol
I'm studying Italian for 2 years as well as Italian philology at university. Finally I felt like it was worth the effort when I was able to read cover of this piece of shit.
To quote: "The family is very poor and can't afford food"
"Wife has convinced her husband to leave the children in a forest"
PERFECT PRODUCT FOR LITTLE CHILDREN, what the fuck
Tennings always pulls through for Christmas. Love watching his stuff around this time of year!
This is the best Xmas present ever!!!! Also PINGUS!!!!!! Wasn't expecting the greatest game ever to make an appearance!!
That ending was just so god damn perfect
Hansel and Gretel's character models on the box "art" looks like it was rendered on an ancient machine Raindance studios threw out in the 90s.
Thank you for the beautiful Christmas gift, Mr. Tennings!
The woodcutter is almost as good of a father as James Higgs from Daemon Summoner
That ending was beyond fuckin’ hilarious man 🤣🤣🤣
Never did I think I would find something that would make the Tim Burton and Dakota Fanning Hansel and Gretel movies look like cinematic masterpieces. At least in the Burton version, the step mother was a horrible person, but at least she tried to make it look like the children got lost when she tried to leave them in the woods. And at least in the Burton version, it was hinted that the witch and the stepmother were the same person
Tennimgs always knows how to come back with a banger.
Another year, another brilliant Tennings video marvelous.
Randomly came back to your channel yesterday because I missed you. Then you actually posted today? Incredible. Merry Christmas!
It's a krimmis miracle.
Someone just sent me this to cheer me up because I'm really really sick with covid, & I have to say, the chest pain I had while laughing at this was 100% worth it. Thank you for making 13 minutes of my life less miserable 😂
Get better soon.
you're such a funny guy, your channel is super underrated I'm glad I found it.
Time flies by. Has it allready been like 5 years? "The time between tennings videos" :)
Tennens, a man that doesn't show up often, but when he does, we watch.
You're honestly doing the lords work. The ending had me absolutely keeled over laughing!
So glad you made another video, Tennings! Please keep em coming!
The king has released a new review!
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE 🎉🎉🎉
A very Merry Christmas to you Tennings!🎄⛄🎁 Thank you for another brilliant review! It's always a treat when I get a notification of a new upload!
Glad to see we've been graced with a Tennings video to end the year off right.
Drowning the game is a new one, but giving it a few yoks while drowning it is hilarious.
I'd love to hear some behind-the-scenes stuff about that publisher. Sweet shirt, btw.
I think Tennings knew I’ve been binge watching him the past few days.
The situation has not changed in the least. My mom still throws any ol sh t on the TV to keep my little sister quiet. Elsa gate type stuff I have to switch off or it'll rot her brain.
Oddly, the Resident Evil Voice work sounds awesome! More effort than whatever Phoenix crapped out!
Oh shit! The annual Tennings RUclips upload!
I remember my grandfather told me about Tennings but I never thought I'd see a video of him in my life. Thanks, I'll tell my grandsons.
Glad you're back Tennings but GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. We're starving out here. Merry Christmas.
Happy Christmas to you too. Awesome review, I don't know if I remember hearing about this one from other videos talking about "Phoenix" games, but wow. It pretty much fits everything in these godforsaken games I've seen, terrible animation, terrible voice acting, and a retelling of a beloved fairy tale that I doubt "Fractured Fairy Tales" would consider "Fractured".
You should buy your relatives some of these games for Christmas just to witness their reaction
Save them the misery and just show them 2girls one cup ffs!
The legend is back to save our christmas this year :)
Found your channel yesterday, binged through all your vids and i really like your channel. Subbed immediately. Have a great 2022, looking forward to new vids! Hope all is well!
Always nice to see you pop up in my subscriptions fella, glad you're keeping well cheers for the video and have a grand Christmas.
That ending was amazing.
God it’s so glad to have this new video. Thank you! Make more!
This is the best Christmas present I have ever got - a surprise Tenning’s upload!
The legend has blessed us with a Christmas gift!
Christmas has come a day early with a new Tennings video, what a gift!!!
The Phoenix Games narrator must be the world's most emotionless man. There's not an ounce of any human feeling behind anything he says and no attempt at sounding natural at all.
"i wish i was d3@d already that'd be cool"
New Tennings video? It's sure a Christmas miracle
The Irish Video Game Reviewer has returned and gave us the best Christmas gift.
This was a real treat. Christmas is immediately better now
Tenny uploading a video is a Christmas tradition on it's own
A Perfect Christmas Gift and waking up with the most harsh alarm noise on iPhone.
I was just thinking 2 nights ago....where's my guy Tennings and I just happened to scroll through the tubes and I was stoked when I saw you. Fkin glad yer back m8
the best christmas gift I could ask for
Aahh!! Welcome back Tennings 🙏
Good to see you still here suffering with us. Please continue to share your pain
Man, new Tennings is like Christmas
Absolute mad lad, he indeed returned!
Hello brother, what a pleasure to see you again, I thought you were no longer uploading videos to RUclips, I love your videos, thank you for merry Christmas and I hope you also have a very happy Christmas.
At 9:02 , the witch suddenly has her teeth back. On and off. Quality entertainment.
been waiting so long for this! Merry Christmas Tennings, top tier content as always 🤣
Hi Tennings, thanks for uploading your video.
Wow I've never heard any video games called Hansel and Gretel before. I'm sure it looks kinda very boring.
If this game is only available in Italy 🇮🇹, how come there is no Italian language in it? It only has English, French and German languages. I bet some people of Italy 🇮🇹 are very upset because that game doesn't have their native language.
Anyway Merry Christmas and a Happy successful New Year - 2022.
Great to have tennings back see you next Christmas haha. Have a nice Christmas
Oh god, just when I thought there couldn't be any more.
To make matters worse, I'm 99% convinced that the Gretel on the cover has a hole in her head. You can see a bit of the gingerbread wall just above her ear.
12:28 just legendary
That Winnie the Pooh impressionist sounded like he was also trying to channel Shatner there too
Tennings back at it again with the holiday joy
Thought we'd lost you for good! Welcome back!
Absolute Christmas miracle
Awww hell why did RUclips just NOW notify me that a new Tennings video dropped!
Just 2 days into 2022 and I already got multiple strokes from this.
I love you
OMG man, welcome back, I remember binge watching your videos back in college and wondering where you disappeared
Tennings uploaded? Its a Christmas miracle!
🖤 your all your videos man very entertaining hope life’s been treating you well!
The best way to spend my a warm Christmas evening.
Love ya Tennings!! Thank you for the new vid, Happy Holidays! 🎄🙏
Hell yeah, can’t wait for your next video around Christmas 2022
Merry Christmas and thanks for this lovely gift! Greetings from Spain!
I'll keep it short. More of this, and welcome back!
We need more tennings
These videos keep getting better
6:54 its quite funny. They sent the kids to the woods. Beacuse they were poor and there was not food enough. Here they have a healthy cow, a hen. And the garden looks lush :).
4:08. Now tennings has given us a PINGUS? quote to go along with dr robotnick saying PINGAS!
Love the t-shirt!! Lmiao. Happy Christmas, Puddin'.
Welcome back King. You dropped this 👉👑
A tennings video, this might be a half decent Christmas then :)
It's that time of year again..... GLORIOUS
6:25 The voice acting is so bad it sounds like he's holding back laughter most of the time!
tennings you magnificent bastard regaling us with a new review in the style we so much cherish. i give you my regards and wish you well in all the endeavors you set to acomplish next year
I expect nothing less from Phoenix Games. Such quality *chief's kiss* quality content
11:09 And the witch lives, apparently.
She just gets her keister singed and then shoots out the chimney and runs away in pain like in a Tex Avery/Chuck Jones cartoon.
Honestly some of my favourite content on RUclips. Do you make content elsewhere at all?? Can't wait for another upload
Watched this whilst suffering a fever. Everything was fine.