Wonder Bread I'm incredibly bad with [everything] and I didn't realize to "solve" the first "puzzle" you literally just had to set the clock forward. I quit and watched a playthrough.
This sounds like the sort of "orphaned punchline" joke you'd hear in a sitcom. Like, two characters walk into a room mid-conversation, one of them says "I don't think it's vore, it's just eating a pigeon." and you're left to wonder what the hell kind of talk they were having that wound up there.
9:33 if you check out Joel's playthrough of the game he still has the unchanged version, if you really want to see the top half of the robohooker shake up and down as she laughs for like two seconds.
I've loved this game ever sense it came out( fun fact Jim Sterling did some voice acting for this game)also remember to look at your surroundings check everything
If I had anything that could be mistaken for artistic talent I'd do a variation of the "HELLO FOOD/FOOD MACHINE BROKE" meme with Vinny and the Arcom CDV thing.
Ludwig II You do realize that America has some of the most lenient video game laws? I assume you're pretty uneducated, so I'll let you know that places like Australia and Germany are the real prudes when it comes to sex jokes in video games.
Huh, didn't know they censored the sexbot, last time i played was right near release I think. Also if you stand on top of the game cart it will whip you around at infinite velocity, also got hurled into the air and over a wall somehow, love this game but I wish they had hidden stuff out of bounds.
I remember when this game first came out a while ago and my first reaction to all of it after hearing it all over Adult Swim. I think it was a PewDiePie gameplay that I first saw the whole game from? Anyways, I vaguely remember it being like a massive fever dream. The whole game honestly just has that weird quality of "did I really see that or did I dream it? Do I remember that?" On another note, I didn't realize they added so much to the game.
Oh wow, what a great surprise. I happened to see that the game updated yesterday, and thought "Hey you know who ought to be playing this? Vinny." And ho and be LOL'd, you did not disappoint. I never even made the connection to egglikes until you pointed it out. Anyway, I hope this gets it some much-deserved attention.
i have seen this game before I just cant remember whom'st've played it. Must have been the spanish verdion of pewdiepie or Markiplier but honestly could be anyone at this point
He tried it out very briefly in a previous stream. Though oddly he said he didn't think he was the target demographic last time, if I remember correctly, and wasn't too into it.
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the moment the Asian robot said kawaii you could hear Vinny's face distort into an angry emoji.
When?
Sorry if I'm missing something but, why do Vinny gets so angry about anime?
@@crystalalumina unless I'm forgetting something I'm gonna assume he hates the fans.
😡
Someone needs to animate this
only vin can pick up a huge q-tip and not connect that with the guy with huge ears right in front of him
Wonder Bread I'm incredibly bad with [everything] and I didn't realize to "solve" the first "puzzle" you literally just had to set the clock forward. I quit and watched a playthrough.
In all fairness to vinny, you aren't supposed to put q-tips in your ear
@@air-head3961 Which is funny because they were absolutely designed to be put in your ear
@@air-head3961 x to doubt
Imagine jazzpunk corruptions
Jizz Spunk
The thing with Jazzpunk is, it is a corruption. So a corruption inside of a corruption would be odd...
@@crisreece9796 the corruption will cancel itself and it becomes a cohesive experience of bland
imagine pazzjunk porructions
Jazzpunk
I think I forget about jazzpunk, and then randomly I'm reminded of it's beautiful existence.
Same
And then I have to watch a full playthrough
That's why I'm here now
Same here
Here's another reminder.
The moment I heard Vinny say this was a blind playthough.....OH BOY.....
Commander Shepard, the furfags have invaded our ship!
I know! The excitement as to how much he's gonna find funny is amazing!
Played it twice, seen it played 3 times, I can always go another round with this gem, but this time it's got the sauce.
It's got the special sauce this time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Royatoy nando peri peri sauce?
V I NE S A U C E
Sauce?
*I don't believe eating pigeons is vore I think it's just eating a pigeon*
@BlueDiamond I never knew vore could be differentiated into consumer or consumee varieties. the more you know
It's vore if you eat them whole. And it's disturbing either way. Do you have any idea what those birds eat?!
If you sexualize eating a pigeon, it's vore.
If you're just eating a pigeon then that's all it is.
JaftenLKA exactly! that’s what I say all the time.
This sounds like the sort of "orphaned punchline" joke you'd hear in a sitcom. Like, two characters walk into a room mid-conversation, one of them says "I don't think it's vore, it's just eating a pigeon." and you're left to wonder what the hell kind of talk they were having that wound up there.
+ I'v been smoking since I was 3 years old!
- and how old are you now? five?
+ Im 34 years old
- oh.. that answers that
I was lmaoing so hard
Laughing my ass offing so hard
I love the bit where the protagonist starts smoking in the theater like an asshole, straight out of Cape Fear
I never expected to see Vinesauce to play this masterpiece.
Nathan this is an extremely underrated game
Taaven
Ikr, what this game is lacking is how long the game is. The jokes in the game are clever and the OST is great.
Tennate Doctor WHEN
+Tennate Doctor
yeah i saw it on the "recently uptated" tab of Steam not a lng time ago
binyor
THE PIZZA WAS AGGRESSIVE
the first thing you did is steal money from a homeless person and spend it on a prostitute. this game is perfection
fun fact: Pigeons are one of the few birds who produce a milk. (it comes from their mouths)
There is nothing fun about that fact
@Baconsparkelz well your dirty minded 😲
themarked1: "Milk" is a misnomer.
v o m i t
@Baconsparkelz Pigeon semen is a fun substance
"Sputnik is here, Sputnik needs human heart."
-Binyot 2017
Infomaniac all over the world, people are tuning into the bleep bleep of the russian satalite
Like the Ending and Beginning of the iron giant.
A match made in heaven.
*[Insert obligatory "Is this a JoJo reference" comment here]*
RHINOCEROS BEETLE
Nice name
I think you mis-said my name, my good sir.
BarrierTrioStruckAPose Singularity Point
I came here as fast i could, vinny actually played this? Ladies and gentlemen, we have struck gold.
Vinny's Marge impression is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
"Homie, give me your nuclear rod!" (Stolen from a Jabroni Mike and Fred Knudsen stream, but still applies here)
mmmmmMMMHH HOOMIE
9:33 if you check out Joel's playthrough of the game he still has the unchanged version, if you really want to see the top half of the robohooker shake up and down as she laughs for like two seconds.
1:20:43 idk why but the long pause after and then the fly swatter slap killed me
Yo! Ever since that Dunkey video I wanted to see someone I care for play this in its entirety. Awesome!
Tuschi *Uh oh guys we just stepped into the pizza zone*
The absolutely unrestrained palpatine at 1:22:04 never fails to break be, even years later.
Jazzpunk takes place in 1959 in an alternate universe where Japan takes over the west. So why the (h e c c) are swing wings here?
You underestimate the power of the swing wing.
Japan made swing wings show up earlier
Coming back to this legendary video in 2024~
I thought they were just adding some DLC, I didn't realize they would add THIS MUCH to some of the shorter levels.
Jazzpunk is basically made for Vinny.
2:45 for anyone who has epilepsy and needs to skip the flashing parts
1:22:05he legit woke me up
34:59
"I've been smoking since i was three"
"And how old are you now? Five?"
"I'm 34 years old"
"O... oh..."
Dude I used to think this game was just a fever dream until now
I turn this playthrough on every night and boy does it conk me the fuck out
Not even because it's boring it's just so soothing
JUST PUT ME IN THE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa...
My first impression of vinny and I’ve loved him since
*UNLIMITED POWER*
I just lost my shit when screamed it.
Where is it?
I love this game. It's a shame it's so short.
I've loved this game ever sense it came out( fun fact Jim Sterling did some voice acting for this game)also remember to look at your surroundings check everything
+I'm a Savage about everything HOLLY SHIT! It sounds NOTHING like him!
Ashuraman all I think the only voice he did was that fat rich looking guy with a top hat and a really thick British accent in the resort level
since
senz
You know, speaking of Jim Sterling, I think Vinny or Joel should play some Digital Homicide Games and I hope they don't get sued.
Vinny: I think she likes it.
Guy: I have reptile disfuncion
"dinosaurs are so hot" vinny 2017
Well...they kinda are.
@1:27:53 Vinny is releasing his inner Joel.
This is the only walking sim I've ever played and boy did I not regret it, I love this stupid game
the flyswatter is a *SCP!* IT TURNS PEOPLE INTO HALF THE FLY
If I had anything that could be mistaken for artistic talent I'd do a variation of the "HELLO FOOD/FOOD MACHINE BROKE" meme with Vinny and the Arcom CDV thing.
41:03 - Lol, I have that "phage complete" sound effect as my "device connected" sound effect on my PC.
Ever since I entered a major in CET, these jokes are absolute genius.
Wow, alot of stuff has been changed... I guess for younger audiences.
care to like elaborate? do you mean in games, or in the vinesauce stream
The game had a lot more of innuendos and sex jokes, but it all got removed or changed.
I think it had to be cut out due to the PS4 port(?) not sure tho
Because Americans are absolute prudes, even when it comes to completely stiff cartoon character things like in this game...kinda sad
Ludwig II You do realize that America has some of the most lenient video game laws? I assume you're pretty uneducated, so I'll let you know that places like Australia and Germany are the real prudes when it comes to sex jokes in video games.
Vinny will probably overlook this but at 40:33 the soviets used bacteriophages to fight infections over antibiotics. THAT'S THE JOKE
Oh god I love Jazzpunk I've been so excited to see you play this.
“A Colt is My Password” is actually a sick name for a movie.
I can't wait to see Vinnie continues this truly piece of art and humor ^-^
I think the devs for this game have a thing for Demolition man because there's 2 direct easter eggs relating to that movie in here.
KewlKatzKlub any seashells in the bathrooms?
not as much as they love Blade Runner apparently.
It's like Lego Island meets the Milkman Conspiracy
11:36 The voice sounds like the sugar water guy in men in black.
Huh, didn't know they censored the sexbot, last time i played was right near release I think.
Also if you stand on top of the game cart it will whip you around at infinite velocity, also got hurled into the air and over a wall somehow, love this game but I wish they had hidden stuff out of bounds.
Your profile image looks like a webcomic villain
@@crepsecularcorvus1674 Thanks! That was actually what I was going for back when I drew this, very nice guess.
HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN SO LONG
this game is my lord and savior
"ULTIMATE POWAH! And hello everyone I just woke up."
omg my favorite game ever
5:47 “Turn on the sus”
I remember when this game first came out a while ago and my first reaction to all of it after hearing it all over Adult Swim. I think it was a PewDiePie gameplay that I first saw the whole game from? Anyways, I vaguely remember it being like a massive fever dream. The whole game honestly just has that weird quality of "did I really see that or did I dream it? Do I remember that?" On another note, I didn't realize they added so much to the game.
40:40
Those are bacteriophages, which don't infect multicellular organisms. Only bacteria.
>See you in part 2~
Oh wow, what a great surprise. I happened to see that the game updated yesterday, and thought "Hey you know who ought to be playing this? Vinny." And ho and be LOL'd, you did not disappoint. I never even made the connection to egglikes until you pointed it out. Anyway, I hope this gets it some much-deserved attention.
Good news; the sexbot animation has been altered again. It's back to bouncing on you!
I can only imagine how many people pestered Vinny to play this gem. I know I sent a drunken request/demand back in February after my 3rd playthrough.
I've been looking for this game for a long time and it was called jazzpunk and I was looking for it as jasspon
i have always wanted vinny to play this
jazzpunk is a underrated game
Some of these are reused Police Squad! jokes and I don't even mind.
jazzpunk god i love this game brings back so many memories
i have seen this game before I just cant remember whom'st've played it. Must have been the spanish verdion of pewdiepie or Markiplier but honestly could be anyone at this point
46:38 idk If vin did some kind of voice effect while saying that but that timing was immaculate!
omg i remember playing this a while back, i feel nostalgic. this game is a masterpiece of fun
My first time watching Vinny live was this stream.
Finally you're playing this.
1:22:05 " _uNLIIMITTEED pOOwAAH_ "
" _..And good morning to everyone I woke up._ "
What the hell did they patch out all the sex jokes for?
fishfag god damn libtards, they just keep finding ways to ruin everything don't they?
This is one of the most embarrassing chains of comments I've ever read. it almost seems satirical lmao.
+angryfyce All one of them? Also PSN probably made them get an ESRB rating and they wanted to stay within a "T".
angryfyce can you give an example of which ones and the changes?
Can't see how this is embarrasing.
Nice to see a return to teledildonics.
This was my favorite stream ever
This is weird, i thought i watched Vinny play this but its his first time. Am i confused or i came back to the past 0-o
He tried it out very briefly in a previous stream. Though oddly he said he didn't think he was the target demographic last time, if I remember correctly, and wasn't too into it.
Though now that I'm typing it out...I don't feel confident I'm right either...
Maybe it was Joel?
You came back to the past, to watch Vinny play the shitty games that suck ass.
1:01 Today I learned that in Jazzpunk, you play as a phablet from Motorola.
"Am I smuggling a baby?"
-Vinny 2017
I wish subtitles were more common
both for convenience and consideration
This is like if an amnesia custom story became it's own official game
You could say he was caught in a LAN slide.
_(no escape from reality~)_
🎵Open your eyes🎵
Guys I fell into this like sleeping and not sleeping state and I ended up almost banging my head full force into my wall
HELL YEAH JAZZPUNK
Jazzpunk is the kind of game where it's best to leave a video recorded on it full and raw.
Vinny has a good point, this game really should be in VR
I miss Zorak. Martin Croaker will be missed so much.
49:50 I guess we know what Joel was up to
This is a dream come true
I love this game so much
best aesthetic of any game
vinny gets drunk and starts to hack pigeons brains
13:41 Good old Evil Dead.
This game is a masterpiece. Can't get this one achievement though
28:43 ok I'm not the only one having trouble activating it
For some reason I love that the subtitles don't completely match what they say
Temporal shifting decriminalized! Timeheads celebrate by going back in time!
Temporal shifting still illegal in past - timeheads arrested on arrival.
I immediately dropped everything I was doing when I saw the notification for this.
this is amazing
Your Marge impression sounds like she’s doing a JonTron impression. I mean this in the best possible way.
I don't know why, but the purring crow made me laugh more than anything else.
"Best friends forever" "I know where you sleep"
FUCK ME PLEASE