If only it were true. Joker has had more than a few Harley Quiin. Joker also kills them too. He has tinkered with many "Harley Quinns" to see if they will turn out just as mad as he is. When they haven't he has dragged or lured them to a a specific cellar to die. its hard to get a number of woman since the area is just littered with skeletons.
@@solomonthekaijudemon344 I have yet to watch Jojo, so I don't know anything about the character, but from what shows up on Google Image Search, I'd say that his suit's more of a sky blue than purple. It's certainly not the same purple as the Joker's.
I'm sure Batman CAN, he just WON'T. There's a huge difference, there. And Joker's never been that accurate with a gun... Or he's just been like 'Hmm, I'll miss a shot here. Hit a shot here. And there we go..!'. He's not the fucking American Sniper, here. He misses. Constantly, in fact.
@@dimitris1601 No, he looks like a badass even when he smiles. Watch his first interaction with Jack Napier in the 1989 movie, right after Jack says "Nice outfit". Keaton still managed to make him look cool.
I watched the joker in cartoons for years but never understood him or how he’s a threat until the dark knight. Specifically in the scene where he burns all that money, rlly got an understanding of his motivation there.
In the cartoons he held bombs and threw them around as if they were flowers at a wedding. He shot down stores and poisoned Gothams water supply with laughing gas and fish. He is threatening in a cartoony way.
Jack Krauser since then I’ve read hundreds of comics with him in and have been exposed to plenty of media staring him so I’m pretty sure Ik by now, but that was my first true understanding of him as a character.
With the mention of money being Bats super power, there was a two panel sketch I saw where the Justice League are battling this big bad Lovercraftain looking tentacle monster. Things aren't going so well as it has all the Justice League wrapped in a tentacle save, for Batman, who in the next panel has whipped out his wallet and started throwing money at it. "Hang on guys, I'll see if it wants tree fiddy" was pretty much what came to mind
At 1:52 you confused Arkham asylum with Dark Knight Rises, plus at 4:05 you said that Bruce doesn’t dream of a better life his parents died of course he did
No, no, no. He doesn't. Sure, he may want it a few times. But he knows if he's happy, batman disappears. He'll only be happy, once Gotham is safe. Then he can finally lay up the Cowl.
...and in a few things its mentioned or implied he either solely wants to be The Batman or to be without. Its shown to him tf hrough different realities, if he stops being batman he would be happy, if he stays being batman he fuels his rage. Hell robins and himself admit they dont want to be batman for these reasons.
how joker is able to keep his secret identity a secret: he himself doesn't know who he is, his face is so messed up from his first encounter with batman that his former self will share little resemblance to himself now, and even if you find out his secret identity, it wouldn't give you anymore information than you already have on him, so you might as well not try
In the sense of morality, Joker can kill, Batman cannot. Of course it’s possible for him to physically kill, but I assume they mean in the morality sense, which Joker has none so I mean, kinda hard to beat that.
"What would a world of unleashed Batmen look like?" Good thing we now have The Batman Who Laughs arc, he would kill Ares to become the personification of war, he would walk around carrying a small armory of guns and kill criminals as a show of force, or he would become an extremely evil sadist more insane than the Joker could ever hope.
The joker actually had a side kick that was not harly Quinn in the golden age his side kicks name was gaggey and he was also in a episode of Batman the brave and the bold
For your infomation. The Joker's name Is Jerome Valeska. Valeska has been linked to all of The Jokers crimes, and murders in the past and now after he faked his death with a doppleganger hired to impersonate him back in april 12 1918. Your welcome. 👍
@@drdestiny4933 Hey, kid, Are you a self trained understanding detective? I dont think so. Maybe you'll understand when you get older. So Im not gonna waste my time arguing with a mis-understanding kid that doesnt know anything that Im talking about about hard evidence of The Joker's true identity. Im here to expose Jerome Valeska with hard evidence. Thats all. Dont let the door hit you on the way out.
Justice League 13 does a good job of showing how terrifying Joker is to other villains, after he singlehandedly defeats the entire legion of doom, and scares away a small army of new recruits with the idea that the Legion is on his bad side.
He says the Joker embrace's his dark side, then, says, can you imagine if Batman did this!? Hello, The Batman Who Laughs, is almost precisely that, having destroyed entire planets in a remarkably short amount of time!
When you said about a world with a crazy batman would never exist well .......I know a story that is like that and that is called... The batman who laughs
5:47 "while he does beat up and torture criminals, nothing he does will leave lasting damage" *showing clip of Batman punching someone in the head enough times to most definitely cause some form of brain damage or concussion*
I like how in Arkham Knight, when shooting Barbara, Joker is wearing shorts and a loose button up shirt, indicating that this is a holiday for him. (Maybe it's just a disguise, idk why I looked into it that much)
Needle: "Number 5: Keep his sidekick alive" Batman: There has not been one organism on this universe who has hurt me at this level since i was 8 years old"
Tajee Johnson Would you willingly dress like a spider if nobody dared you to or bet money on whether you would if it wasn't Halloween and you weren't going to a costume party or working for a job requiring it, such as an acting role or for a modeling job or an ad or commercial or for some form of entertainment?
@@joelbaldwin4051 if the Culture allowed it yes totally In Batman/Spiderman world is perfectly normal to wear A Ridiculous Costume and Start fighting Criminals that's actually the way most criminals are Defeated being a Superhero is almost like being a Cop That being Said It has being implied that Batman is insane in several comic's also he probably Suffers from Hero Complex meaning he has the need to save people to compensate with the loss of his parents and when he stopped being Batman in the Dark Knight Rises despite organized Crime in Gotham being basically Destroyed he still got Depressed
2:52 In the Nolanverse, he lived without money for years during his journey through China. Your point is true in most of the universes, but if you're going to use specific timelines to prove some of your points (like using one of Joker's origin story as him not having money) you need to mention the exceptions as well for some of them.
An interesting thing to think about is how the Crime Syndicate universe alternates of Batman & Joker are. The Jester is essentially the same personality wise as the Joker, just with a mostly positive attitude and goals, but Owlman is a deranged nihilist who basically operates on Final Fantasy villain logic. There's an internal tension to Batman's whole worldview that only manifests when he's not trying to be a hero, whereas even when he's a good guy the Joker is comfortable with his own identity.
People act like batman is just a rich guy but he's the most able human being in his universe without powers, he breaks every physical record, he's he strongest, fastest, smartest (other than lex) most experienced, etc. The list goes on. The man has earned every bit of his abilities.
Joker can also have fun with being a criminal but Batman seems to see him self as a bringer of vengeance that always broods over the terrible things that happen
When I heard the words “keep his sidekick alive” that was probably the biggest comic book burn I’ve ever heard
If only it were true. Joker has had more than a few Harley Quiin. Joker also kills them too. He has tinkered with many "Harley Quinns" to see if they will turn out just as mad as he is. When they haven't he has dragged or lured them to a a specific cellar to die. its hard to get a number of woman since the area is just littered with skeletons.
Lol she's still live because of fan service
Jeffy Myname they meant that he made several women insane before finally getting the Harley Quinn we know
Same I was like oh shit he went there
I swear to god I felt so bad but
'Here Are 5 Things The Joker Can Do That Batman Can't.'
Number 5; Keep his Sidekick Alive.
*OOF, That one hurt...*
Low blow.....
Low blow
OOF
IKR LIKE THE SHADE
It’s not true tho .. joker has left Harley to die many times
@@propeticurge Joker has left her, but she wasn't die. Harley Quinn can't die, if anyone have kill her, I'm gonna blow up DC ;-;
‘5 things the Joker can do that Batman can’t’
Me: Cool I wonder wh-
‘Number 5, Keep his sidekick alive’
Me: Oof, starting off strong there aren’t we
Bruh this is just a copy of the top comment
@@olivermyrhol8335 not really
@@olivermyrhol8335 also how
@@thejoker6325 well it an identical copy of a comment whit more likes, more comment, and was postes long before yours
@@olivermyrhol8335 oh well sh-
You forgot "pull off a purple suit".
Seriously, the Joker is the only person I've ever seen who can wear a purple suit and look good.
Yoshikage Kira.
@@solomonthekaijudemon344
I have yet to watch Jojo, so I don't know anything about the character, but from what shows up on Google Image Search, I'd say that his suit's more of a sky blue than purple. It's certainly not the same purple as the Joker's.
king dice
A Pimp Named Slickback would like a word with you
Definitely
*kill
*be called joker
*wear purple commonly
*beat women
*have a sense of humor
You're not wrong
I'm like 99% sure he has hit Harley Quinn
Lenny Kelly batman has beat up Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy before so technically he can beat Woman
Who if you didn't know is a women
Have a sense of humor omg yes lol
"Number 5, Keep his sidekick alive"
Batman : that is just mean...
whats next have parents
@@picachubarato9733 LOL 😂
Number 4:have someone lose control and hire someone to kill alfred
Lol
@@waynedeacon2736 lmao
Girl: *sits*
Batman: *approaches girl* "u wanna now my secret identity"
Honestly the truth tho 😂
lol I see we got a fan of HISHE’s how it should’ve ended I see
Sheck Wes Girl:your gadgets are tiny
Hishe fan?
That's How it should have ended
"Five things the Joker can do that Batman can't:
Number 5: Keep his sidekick alive"
Ah, it's gonna be one of THOSE lists. Okay.
MrSubejio lol
Mr. Layth Adrian fym it’s not fair? The situations don’t have to be the exact same to be fair 🤦♂️
@Mr. Layth Adrian joker has other enemies than batman
I mean Harley is now a satellite side kick.
Well Batman has a big disadvantage because the joker dose not even know him self. For a example if you keep a Secret eventually it will come out
*Me after hearing Number 5* Damn
The Joker can fire a gun almost perfectly, Batman can't !
Then Batman would have died in every life or death situations where he needed to use his GRABBLING GUN!
I'm sure Batman CAN, he just WON'T. There's a huge difference, there.
And Joker's never been that accurate with a gun... Or he's just been like 'Hmm, I'll miss a shot here. Hit a shot here. And there we go..!'. He's not the fucking American Sniper, here. He misses. Constantly, in fact.
Hes actually a natural with firearms in fact he accomplished a shot with a sniper rifle that Deathstroke deemed impossible
ArtificialDragon what comic?
@@soversetile Detective Comics #710
Joker smiles, Batman doesn't...
He does occasionally (it’s creepy though)
He smiled in the 1970s and 60s
@@Paceee more like cringey
@@dimitris1601 No, he looks like a badass even when he smiles. Watch his first interaction with Jack Napier in the 1989 movie, right after Jack says "Nice outfit". Keaton still managed to make him look cool.
When Batman smiles, run far away.
"He doesn't leave any actual lasting damage"
few seconds later
"Yes he has crippled before and caused lasting damage before"
Me: Ok?...
1.Smile
2.Have fun
3.Kill
4.Scaring criminals
5.Sidekicks alive
That first one is still a burn.
You mean the 5th
The deadliest villian in the DC universe is the combination of both, Batman Who Laughs.
you beat me by 8 hours lol, he should have put that at the end of his video. the batman who laughs is dope.
So true
Yeah he literally destroyed his world.but let's b fair it was joker in thier not Batman anymore...
FitnessNerd yes
I think Merciless is a bit more of a threat due to the fact he is batman plus Ares a GOD of WAR!
Batman is the dominant one
Joker: spank me daddy
Batman: what
I can hear that interaction
Batman: Da
Batman: Fuq
Also what the fuck is this
Why is this Telltale BatJokes fandom
I can hear this in their voices, and I don't like it 😭
I watched the joker in cartoons for years but never understood him or how he’s a threat until the dark knight. Specifically in the scene where he burns all that money, rlly got an understanding of his motivation there.
Then you have only a taste of what the joker really is
Tdk is not a good way to get a feel of the real joker
In the cartoons he held bombs and threw them around as if they were flowers at a wedding. He shot down stores and poisoned Gothams water supply with laughing gas and fish. He is threatening in a cartoony way.
@@thanos7459 agreed best version of the joker on film is the killing joke or Red Hood
Jack Krauser since then I’ve read hundreds of comics with him in and have been exposed to plenty of media staring him so I’m pretty sure Ik by now, but that was my first true understanding of him as a character.
With the mention of money being Bats super power, there was a two panel sketch I saw where the Justice League are battling this big bad Lovercraftain looking tentacle monster. Things aren't going so well as it has all the Justice League wrapped in a tentacle save, for Batman, who in the next panel has whipped out his wallet and started throwing money at it. "Hang on guys, I'll see if it wants tree fiddy" was pretty much what came to mind
😂
Did it?
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 No idea, as it was just a two panel affair ^^"
Number 5: KeEp HiS SiDeKiCk AlIvE
Me:so plainly harsh
Bruce does work hard. Wayne Tech was vastly improved by Bruce being CEO. He advanced the company by a great amount.
At 1:52 you confused Arkham asylum with Dark Knight Rises, plus at 4:05 you said that Bruce doesn’t dream of a better life his parents died of course he did
No, no, no. He doesn't. Sure, he may want it a few times.
But he knows if he's happy, batman disappears. He'll only be happy, once Gotham is safe. Then he can finally lay up the Cowl.
...and in a few things its mentioned or implied he either solely wants to be The Batman or to be without. Its shown to him tf hrough different realities, if he stops being batman he would be happy, if he stays being batman he fuels his rage. Hell robins and himself admit they dont want to be batman for these reasons.
‘Things Jokers can do that batman can’t’
Kill
Have parents
Have a sense of humour
Wear purple clothes for year and still pull it off
Dang the second one you said hit hard
•Keep his sidekick alive
how joker is able to keep his secret identity a secret: he himself doesn't know who he is, his face is so messed up from his first encounter with batman that his former self will share little resemblance to himself now, and even if you find out his secret identity, it wouldn't give you anymore information than you already have on him, so you might as well not try
Lmao
When u say keep his sidekicks alive i was like
DANMMMMMM HES GOING IN
"5 Things The Joker Can Do That Batman Can't"
1. Kill
Batman can and has killed tho
In the sense of morality, Joker can kill, Batman cannot. Of course it’s possible for him to physically kill, but I assume they mean in the morality sense, which Joker has none so I mean, kinda hard to beat that.
Dayum number one getting straight to the point
You Forgot One...
The Joker Smiles
The joker can use guns and batman cant pull off purple.
And looking great in a purple suit
@@jakeharadon9153 lol
"What would a world of unleashed Batmen look like?" Good thing we now have The Batman Who Laughs arc, he would kill Ares to become the personification of war, he would walk around carrying a small armory of guns and kill criminals as a show of force, or he would become an extremely evil sadist more insane than the Joker could ever hope.
Keep the sidekick alive
Oof low blow man
4:01 Last I checked, wishing your parent didn't get murder still counts as wanting a better life
"Keep his sidekicks alive" OOOOOOH
Needlemouse:Keeps sidekicks alive
Me:Shit! Shots fired!
Is this Crime Alley? Cause that was a cold blooded murder
The joker actually had a side kick that was not harly Quinn in the golden age his side kicks name was gaggey and he was also in a episode of Batman the brave and the bold
Jason Todd just killed Gaggy in Batman: The Three Jokers in 2020. Looks like one of his sidekicks has now died.
The Batman and Joker’s relationship is so interesting and is really so fascinating!
Great video secret identity one is best tbh 😂.
For your infomation. The Joker's name Is Jerome Valeska. Valeska has been linked to all of The Jokers crimes, and murders in the past and now after he faked his death with a doppleganger hired to impersonate him back in april 12 1918. Your welcome. 👍
@@drdestiny4933 Hey, kid, Are you a self trained understanding detective? I dont think so. Maybe you'll understand when you get older. So Im not gonna waste my time arguing with a mis-understanding kid that doesnt know anything that Im talking about about hard evidence of The Joker's true identity. Im here to expose Jerome Valeska with hard evidence. Thats all. Dont let the door hit you on the way out.
@@thejoklervaleska1098 you have to be lying
@@justindeliwe8065 Not.
@@thejoklervaleska1098the show "Gotham" is not canon to the main timeline
Here’s something The joker can do batman can’t ..... He can laugh
Lul
Not to be the one to ruin your party but the joker made batman laugh soooooo
The Batman who Laughs:Am I a joke to you?
Harley: Am I a joke to you?
(Harley has made him laugh before)
Batman can laugh
99% of comments:
Keeping sidekicks alive, WOW
1% of comments :
This
5 keep his side kick alive
I was like ooooohhhhh burrrrrnnnn
Justice League 13 does a good job of showing how terrifying Joker is to other villains, after he singlehandedly defeats the entire legion of doom, and scares away a small army of new recruits with the idea that the Legion is on his bad side.
He says the Joker embrace's his dark side, then, says, can you imagine if Batman did this!? Hello, The Batman Who Laughs, is almost precisely that, having destroyed entire planets in a remarkably short amount of time!
"Here is Top 5 things The Joker can do but The Batman can't"
Ohh ohhh I'll tell one
*Laughing*
When you said about a world with a crazy batman would never exist well .......I know a story that is like that and that is called...
The batman who laughs
he mentions the batman who laughs about jokers identity so in essence he dose not read the comics
"Number Five, Keep his siidekick alive" *OOF*
5:47 "while he does beat up and torture criminals, nothing he does will leave lasting damage"
*showing clip of Batman punching someone in the head enough times to most definitely cause some form of brain damage or concussion*
Why did I laugh when he said #1 keep his partner alive
“Keep his sidekick alive”
Bruh absolute violation ☠️
The first one lmao "Keep his sidekick alive" that one cut deep
>Rock a purple suit
>Rock green hair
>Laugh
>Rock a purple suit
>Rock a slightly less purple suit
*Batman can't/won't use:*
- Henchmen
- Firearms
- White face paint
- Joker Gas
- Purple tux/suit
I love ur vids example ur standing up anal scene was fantastic.
@@crispyjack428
Aw thank you sweetie
"keep his sidekick alive"
Burned.
7:35 any of the dark knight metal comics. My favorite is the batman who laughs.
“Here are 5 things that the Joker can do but Batman can’t”
Number 5: The joker can take a joke
What’s funny is, Batman made the criminals insane. And now the criminals he’s fighting are causing him to become insane in a way.
I like how in Arkham Knight, when shooting Barbara, Joker is wearing shorts and a loose button up shirt, indicating that this is a holiday for him. (Maybe it's just a disguise, idk why I looked into it that much)
The first one was an absolute burn
"What a fully unleashed batman could do?" Dude, I really feel like you should cover the Batman who Laughs. It'll be interesting to see your thoughts
This is the best place ever
"What would a world with a fully unleashed Batman look like?"
Earth -22 is a pretty likely candidate.
The first one had me dying 😂😂
“5 things things the joker can do that batman can’t number 1 keep his sidekick alive.” I spit my drink 😂😂
Joker can pull off purple
Batman Can Not.
He did on his first NES game🥳
Batman is insane but not because of the bat suit but because he repeatedly locks joker away hoping for a different outcome
Names We've Got So Far:
1. Jack Napier
2. Arthur Fleck
3. Jerome Valeska
I think thats all i know
And John Doe
Needle: "Number 5: Keep his sidekick alive"
Batman: There has not been one organism on this universe who has hurt me at this level since i was 8 years old"
6:24 spiderman dresses like a spider...DOESNT MEAN YOU'RE INSANE
Tajee Johnson Would you willingly dress like a spider if nobody dared you to or bet money on whether you would if it wasn't Halloween and you weren't going to a costume party or working for a job requiring it, such as an acting role or for a modeling job or an ad or commercial or for some form of entertainment?
@@joelbaldwin4051 what are u trying to say??
@@joelbaldwin4051 Theres literally people who do it for NO REASON people don't care so yes people would willingly whats ya point buddy?
@@lilzurako5798 exactly
@@joelbaldwin4051 if the Culture allowed it yes totally
In Batman/Spiderman world is perfectly normal to wear A Ridiculous Costume and Start fighting Criminals that's actually the way most criminals are Defeated being a Superhero is almost like being a Cop
That being Said It has being implied that Batman is insane in several comic's also he probably Suffers from Hero Complex meaning he has the need to save people to compensate with the loss of his parents and when he stopped being Batman in the Dark Knight Rises despite organized Crime in Gotham being basically Destroyed he still got Depressed
2:52 In the Nolanverse, he lived without money for years during his journey through China.
Your point is true in most of the universes, but if you're going to use specific timelines to prove some of your points (like using one of Joker's origin story as him not having money) you need to mention the exceptions as well for some of them.
Everyone comment first cuz there’s like 20 already.
I would, but. I don't support the stupid 'First' Comments. They need to stop. It's getting annoying.
9 times actully
Joker Improvises weapons from whatever is laying around...batman has to have his carefully prepared.
0:12
* looks at the Batman who laughs
...
1:51 wow, the graphics in Arkham Asylum got one hell of an overall. Absolutely stunning.
There are other things
Number 0: kill Robin
Number -1: smile
Number -2: have batman as enemy
Heath ledger and the Arkham game series genuinely are the best depictions of the joker I have seen
"Keep his sidekicks alive" 💀
When i clicked this video i didn't know it was gonna be needelmouse roasting Batman
One: Call his mom.
Two: Call his dad.
...
In the very beginning of Batman comics he admits that he's insane and secretly enjoys it.
"Keep his sidekick alive"
Oh, so this is just a roast?
An interesting thing to think about is how the Crime Syndicate universe alternates of Batman & Joker are. The Jester is essentially the same personality wise as the Joker, just with a mostly positive attitude and goals, but Owlman is a deranged nihilist who basically operates on Final Fantasy villain logic. There's an internal tension to Batman's whole worldview that only manifests when he's not trying to be a hero, whereas even when he's a good guy the Joker is comfortable with his own identity.
"#5. Keep his family alive."
Just going straight for it huh? Welp better for you to get it out of the way rather than the comments.
Joker actually IS Batman's sidekick. They may not understand it, but they keep the balance of order and chaos together.
Hug his parents
Five things the joker can do that Batman can’t
Number one- hug his mother
THAT IS MESS UP HE CANNOT KEEP HIS SIDEKICK
As always, wonderful video!
Notification squad where u at
People act like batman is just a rich guy but he's the most able human being in his universe without powers, he breaks every physical record, he's he strongest, fastest, smartest (other than lex) most experienced, etc. The list goes on. The man has earned every bit of his abilities.
Bat man has killed 100+ people in 3 games
Bruce: Aight I’m gonna keep my secret identity a secret
A few seconds later...
Bruce: HEY GUYS IM BATMAN
There's hundreds of things the Joker can do that the Batman can't
honestly it kinda feels like the writers at needlemouse don't even read the comics sometimes
*Smile
*Laugh
*Giggle
*Joke
*Have A Sense Of Humour
Starts video Number 5. Keeps his sidekicks alive
Me: (Inhales as deeply as possible) starting off strong aren’t we
Well batman doesn't kill so
Number 5: doesn't count
Joker can also have fun with being a criminal but Batman seems to see him self as a bringer of vengeance that always broods over the terrible things that happen
That village of people in Josstice League were non-english speaking people.
slow clap
"keep his sidekick alive" shots fired
5 things Lex Luthor can do that superman can't.
Be bald
Get his ass handed to him consinstantly by Supes.
@@twinzzlers wear a suit without needing nerdy glasses.
@@crispyjack428 Luther boot licker
@@crispyjack428 Supes has a bigger dick
woah, I click on this and the first one is "Keep his sidekick alive". What a low blow XDDDD
Is there will be a video of the joker of the new movie 2019
You ok? Grammars a bit wrong there mate
Sacr Man you mean there's another animated movie on the Joker again?
The Gaming Lime he looks like Ronald McDonald
@@srstriker6420 that joke was not funny it's was seeing a old joke
Sacr Man why? ☹️
0:27 bro 😭