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  • Опубликовано: 16 июл 2018
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  • @Telic
    @Telic 6 лет назад +7575

    This movie seems like a fake movie they play in the background of other movies

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 6 лет назад +710

      This is the best description of a shitty movie I've ever seen.

    • @Strix24000
      @Strix24000 6 лет назад +367

      Like a fake trailer before Tropic Thunder

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 6 лет назад +146

      It's a McBain movie plot.

    • @Jarejander69
      @Jarejander69 6 лет назад +126

      Arg, you beat me to it Harry. It's only missing the "he was going to retire next week" line.

    • @struggler8532
      @struggler8532 6 лет назад +39

      Telic like a GTA movie

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 6 лет назад +5786

    Guys did you know that The Rock amputeed his own leg and replaced it with an actual prosthetic for this movie? What a commited actor. Good to see amputees getting proper representation at last.

    • @girlspooptoo8567
      @girlspooptoo8567 6 лет назад +374

      BattleUp Saber
      I'm actually behind you

    • @fuckingloser2817
      @fuckingloser2817 6 лет назад +592

      Not as good as Hayden Christensen in Revenge of the Sith. He burned himself and lost his lower section trying to fight Ewan McGregor in a lava planet. #Dedication

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад +101

      Has anybody seen that incredibly sad Brendan Fraiser interview from 2016?
      The poor guy is a broken shell of his former self..

    • @isheetfromaswhole3657
      @isheetfromaswhole3657 6 лет назад +253

      BattleUp Saber Did you know when they were done filming, he reattached his old leg?

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +356

      Remember Tom Hank's performance from Forrest Gump? He purposefully lowered his IQ by watching the Minions movie on repeat in order to become Forrest Gump. Now THAT is dedication.

  • @gluteusmaximus8881
    @gluteusmaximus8881 6 лет назад +3710

    Skyscraper 2: The Twin Towers

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel 6 лет назад +404

      Fussel Knolle I'd legit pay money to see Dwayne Johnson jumping between towers as a plane came crashing in.

    • @michaeldiekmann6494
      @michaeldiekmann6494 6 лет назад +99

      Too soon! .... This shit movie isnt even out for a month.

    • @funofboredom
      @funofboredom 6 лет назад +27

      I would actually like to see a movie about the Petronas Twin Towers lol.

    • @maxwellderpin8477
      @maxwellderpin8477 6 лет назад +214

      I give it a 9/11

    • @palololol
      @palololol 6 лет назад +40

      Skyscraper 3: Disneyland Tower

  • @Texas5A
    @Texas5A 6 лет назад +1499

    Cant wait to see PG-13 IT with pennywise being played by john cena

    • @Dalejr88rox
      @Dalejr88rox 5 лет назад +167

      That will be even scarier because none of the kids will be able to see Pennywise

    • @ermacjones4821
      @ermacjones4821 5 лет назад +41

      Oh hell yeah, them kids will never see him coming.

    • @spiny7560
      @spiny7560 5 лет назад +15

      That’s because he’s behind you

    • @zombified_pariah7720
      @zombified_pariah7720 4 года назад +8

      You mean Will Smith*

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 4 года назад +18

      And now I want Will Smith punching pennywise John Cena saying “welcome to Earff!”

  • @catalystv7520
    @catalystv7520 6 лет назад +801

    You Guys/Gals don’t even realize that this film is just another part of The Dwayne Johnson Cinematic Universe.

    • @outrageddrogba8657
      @outrageddrogba8657 5 лет назад +57

      Catalyst V7 DJCU > MCU/DCEU

    • @007boxlunch
      @007boxlunch 5 лет назад +31

      Exactly! The only reason anyone with common sense actually went to see this movie was purely because it had Dwayne in it. Dwayne is main character = movie is automatically good, no argument. Anything else is just icing on the cake; this critic is lucky there even was a plot!

    • @stefanpns
      @stefanpns 5 лет назад +8

      It's just another part of the Rockverse.
      Or Dwayneverse.

  • @quwe8807
    @quwe8807 6 лет назад +498

    >missing a leg
    >jumps about 100 feet from a crane to a building and is all fine
    *K*

    • @zuppoblitz6627
      @zuppoblitz6627 6 лет назад +2

      Ever heard of Oscar Pistorius?

    • @BobNinjaCat
      @BobNinjaCat 6 лет назад +18

      >Missing a leg
      >Slips on a ledge
      >Dangles for a couple moments
      >Does high-altitude sit-ups
      >Climbs back in window
      K

    • @zmzna
      @zmzna 6 лет назад

      He have a SF robot super leg

    • @demondwilson706
      @demondwilson706 5 лет назад +11

      SpaceQuakes , This movie is not for Oscar Pistorius, he doesn't love his family that much

  • @psychicpebbles98
    @psychicpebbles98 5 лет назад +1016

    This is how the rock picks his movies:
    Agent: Hey Mr Dwayne I got a role for you it's--
    The Rock: Great! Sign me up
    Agent: But I think you should read the script first--
    The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

    • @psychicpebbles98
      @psychicpebbles98 5 лет назад +58

      Soviet who Cuts Not really, the guy has all the money in the world and star power and still chooses to be in shitty films. It's not like he's a struggling actor who has a part time job at Mcdonalds. I'm a fan of his but he should at least be selective about his roles.

    • @firecrakerj3312
      @firecrakerj3312 5 лет назад +21

      Soooo... The “Nicholas Cage” method?

    • @blacklotus561
      @blacklotus561 5 лет назад +8

      @@psychicpebbles98 Why would he care at all about the quality of his movies? He isn't an actor, he's a wrestling star. It's a job for him, not a passion.

    • @psychicpebbles98
      @psychicpebbles98 5 лет назад +6

      @@blacklotus561 A guy like that doesn't even need a job. He can sit at home and still make millions. No one's forcing him to make movies it IS his passion.

    • @blacklotus561
      @blacklotus561 5 лет назад +7

      @@psychicpebbles98 He could sit at home and do nothing or work and make millions. Wow, the choice is so difficult. His passion is making as much money as possible, not movies.

  • @MrKajithecat
    @MrKajithecat 6 лет назад +628

    Weirdest 9/11 documentary I've ever seen.

    • @PViolety
      @PViolety 3 года назад +35

      Plane: “I’m actually behind you.”

    • @fredrik8500
      @fredrik8500 3 года назад +2

      PURPLEY VIOLETY bravo sir, bravo.

  • @Floccinaucinihilipilificator
    @Floccinaucinihilipilificator 6 лет назад +448

    But Adum, studies have shown that rocks are much more endearing if they have a little family of rocks.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 года назад +1

      Look at the trolls in the Discworld novels by the late Terry Pratchett. So endearing when their kids show up!

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад +6

      I'm not a good guy and I hate my family so I found his character totally unrelatable.

    • @apoletestry3766
      @apoletestry3766 Год назад

      Nice username bro

    • @PoptartParasol
      @PoptartParasol Год назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @Moonchild1607
      @Moonchild1607 Месяц назад

      Lol!

  • @Asdayasman
    @Asdayasman 6 лет назад +3036

    "He wants to not die - a feeling we can all relate to."
    You don't know your audience dude; I beg for the abyss.

    • @TheNdoki
      @TheNdoki 6 лет назад +91

      I'm sure at the end of the movie nobody could relate to it anymore.

    • @nooostop4664
      @nooostop4664 5 лет назад +18

      Asdayasman exactly , 99.9% of the people just want to stop suffering

    • @ainsopholli439
      @ainsopholli439 5 лет назад +10

      I want to fucking die so D E A T H

    • @jw5847
      @jw5847 5 лет назад +36

      edgy

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 лет назад +20

      Maybe seek professional help?

  • @ImperfectWeapons
    @ImperfectWeapons 6 лет назад +778

    An action movie is only as good as its one-liners, and "I'm actually behind you" was probably the lamest one I've ever heard.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 5 лет назад +83

      And why would he announce that he's behind him? Then the guy could just turn and shoot before he had the chance to strike.

    • @adfl7790
      @adfl7790 3 года назад +9

      I think you mean the best. Truly epic.

    • @MegCazalet
      @MegCazalet 3 года назад +31

      Surely there was a good pun they could’ve used. And by good pun I mean bad pun or in other words just any pun. Skyscrapers, mirrors, heights, fire, spatial confusion . . . So much material.
      Some suggestions:
      “The occupant of this unit is a little BEHIND on his rent. [::reveal::] AND I’M THE NEW LANDLORD.” ::cue action::
      “One of these days, old friend, we’ll LOOK BACK on this [::reveal::] and LAUGH!” ::Kill him::
      “You could’ve learned from all this. I guess you just didn’t have time for some . . . SELF REFLECTION!”

    • @haalfnhaalf
      @haalfnhaalf 2 года назад +7

      Reminds me of "YoUrE thE oNE wHoS cURseD" from RE village

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 года назад +3

      Good line for a porno, though.

  • @faolanaodhfin4574
    @faolanaodhfin4574 5 лет назад +84

    The "bad guy falling down hole and exploding" part reminded me of the one Spongebob scene where Squidward falls off a cliff hilariously and explodes for no reason. Gave me a good giggle.

  • @LateMovieReviews
    @LateMovieReviews 6 лет назад +328

    “You’re huge Dwane. Huge.” - YMS, 2018

  • @WednesdayWorks
    @WednesdayWorks 6 лет назад +510

    Director: "Alright Dwayne, I have this movie in the works and i-
    Dwayne: "I'm in."
    Director: "But you don't even know what this movie is about!"
    Dwayne: "I never say no to a role, when do we shoot?"

    • @ZchinoZ94
      @ZchinoZ94 6 лет назад +80

      Wowza Bowza reminds me of that college humor skit where Nicholas Cage accepts every role his agent offers.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 6 лет назад +43

      ZchinoZ94 At least he had an excuse, because he didn't pay his taxes and screwed himself.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 6 лет назад +2

      Dwayne needs to fire his agent.

    • @jewshulu9718
      @jewshulu9718 6 лет назад +56

      Wowza Bowza more like
      Dwaynes manager"alright Dwayne you were offered a movie"
      Dwayne"whats it about"
      Dwaynes manager" about 30 million"
      Dwayne "I'll do it"

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 6 лет назад

      Accurate

  • @davidnotonstinnett
    @davidnotonstinnett 5 лет назад +428

    I like how when it’s “serious” he goes as “Dwayne Johnson” and when it’s a joke he is “the Rock”

  • @chizknowsdabizyeet7609
    @chizknowsdabizyeet7609 5 лет назад +467

    you sound vaguely like Squidward...

  • @ashaik6947
    @ashaik6947 6 лет назад +826

    I wonder what's next in the "Dwayne Johnson Fights Something" saga

    • @happyone234
      @happyone234 6 лет назад +52

      Brown Gumshoe that one giant animal video game movie.

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 6 лет назад +52

      I'm hoping he has to wrestle with Satan in a movie one day

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +33

      I got the greatest idea of all: "Dwayne Johnson and Sonic the Hedgehog team up in New York in the Sonic the Hedgehog movie by Sony Pictures" It's gonna be so shitty it'll be a masterpiece to behold.

    • @IkkoArts
      @IkkoArts 6 лет назад +8

      Aliens.

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers 6 лет назад +3

      I call dibs on the "SPC: Containment Breach" script.

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 6 лет назад +1625

    Adum, you’re not analyzing this movie on a symbolic level. This movie is clearly a metaphor for the perpetual struggle against the insurmountable and tyrannical oppression of the patriarchy, hence the utilization of a phallus (the skyscraper) as the major obstacle to be overcome. I’m beginning to doubt your credibility as a film critic. Consider a new line of work /s

    • @dirksenargon2402
      @dirksenargon2402 6 лет назад +27

      Lol wut

    • @twinkletoesmcfuckass8687
      @twinkletoesmcfuckass8687 6 лет назад +114

      Daddy Adum should pin this.

    • @iloveanimoos787
      @iloveanimoos787 6 лет назад +128

      Adam clearly supports the patriarchy smh

    • @w4r936
      @w4r936 6 лет назад +127

      Skyscrapers are built by men. They are patriarchal.

    • @aidansullivan551
      @aidansullivan551 6 лет назад +21

      Its funny bc its true. He doesn't really look at the metaphorical sides of films except for a select few. Even when the film has clear themes and parallels with our lives he ignores them. I mean in his mad max review he says that if all the character's genders changed it wouldnt effect his opinion, but doing that would completely undermine the entire point of the story. One of the main threads going through the movie is that the villain sees women as objects which can produce children for him, but that they are more than that. To disregard such strong themes is a huge oversite imo and part of why i value his opinion less than i used to.

  • @DisDatK9
    @DisDatK9 6 лет назад +478

    ME LOVE KIDS
    HE LOVE KIDS AND ME LOVE KIDS TOO
    10/10 can relate

    • @J4L5
      @J4L5 4 года назад +5

      @@nicosmind3
      Peter File...
      Say it fast with UK accent.

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 года назад +1

      Me has no kids...

    • @LaserMoai
      @LaserMoai 2 года назад +4

      _Chris Hansen has entered the chat_

  • @drygnfyre
    @drygnfyre 4 года назад +142

    It's amazing how every single Die Hard clone (including the Die Hard sequels) completely misunderstand what made the original Die Hard work. As noted, it's the fact there was nothing special about John McClane. He was just some guy trying to get help to come. Even with Die Hard 2, they started turning him into an unkilllable superhero. And that the whole plot of Die Hard worked with how simple it was: it just guys who wanted money. Each sequel (and most clones) make the plot more and more convoluted and complicated. Die Hard works because it's such a simple premise.

    • @LilyMaidenLove
      @LilyMaidenLove 2 года назад +6

      The only exception is that one episode of Brooklyn 99

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 2 года назад +17

      And he wasn't even TRYING to be a hero, he said himself that he "wished" he were in Philadelphia. So what makes Die Hard work is that he doesn't want to be there he just HAPPEN to be in the middle of something. Now they are Jason Voorhees/Freddy Kruger immortal

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW Год назад +3

      Die Hard with a Vengeance is the shit.

    • @guitaoist
      @guitaoist Год назад +2

      He wasnt “some guy”, he was a trained cop, why doez peoplez keep saying that

    • @the81kid
      @the81kid 5 месяцев назад

      Die Hard: Takes place in a skyscraper
      Die Hard 2: Takes place in an airport
      Die Hard 3: Takes place in New York city
      Die Hard 4: Takes place in the west coast of the USA
      Die Hard 5: Takes place in the biggest country in the world
      Die Hard 6: Takes place on Jupiter?

  • @theoneandonlyray4763
    @theoneandonlyray4763 6 лет назад +302

    can we all just pretend that all these rock vs random object movies are sequels to one another

    • @yellowfamilyfunny3065
      @yellowfamilyfunny3065 6 лет назад +51

      theoneandonlyray and the rock is the same character in all of them, a cop/fbi agent who goes undercover around the world with different names, occasionlly getting involved with especially wacky adventures

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 6 лет назад +29

      ContentMaybe I just coached it. The Rock is the American Dr. Who.

    • @noxian3006
      @noxian3006 6 лет назад +1

      ContentMaybe or a part of a rescue team

    • @joebob4091
      @joebob4091 6 лет назад +1

      An immortal sleeper agent.

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 6 лет назад +1

      Pretty sure they're documentaries

  • @emmaburke628
    @emmaburke628 6 лет назад +263

    skyscraper will do to skyscrapers what jaws did to the ocean

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 6 лет назад +32

      Will do to handicapped wrestlers what Jaws did to the ocean

    • @vaimantobe3034
      @vaimantobe3034 6 лет назад +7

      Skyscraper will do to skyscrapers what jaws did to the desert: nothing.

    • @mrgeorgeroots4643
      @mrgeorgeroots4643 6 лет назад +4

      Skyscraper 2: The Heretic. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the building....

  • @Ladondorf
    @Ladondorf 6 лет назад +324

    I agree wholeheartedly. Like you said, it was way better than Synecdoche, New York.

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 лет назад +14

      Ladondorf New York was actually a character in that movie

  • @gval9687
    @gval9687 6 лет назад +251

    "Let's worry about how much sense it makes later."

  • @Ghastly
    @Ghastly 6 лет назад +207

    "wait IM such a good guy and i love MY family very much"

    • @blumpknwithamuppet
      @blumpknwithamuppet 6 лет назад

      Ghastly watches YMS, ghastly is now officially my favorite producer

  • @Evan-vj2li
    @Evan-vj2li 6 лет назад +335

    Dwayne: *T E L E P O R T S B E H I N D Y O U*
    Nothin personal kid 😎

    • @jphanson
      @jphanson 6 лет назад +50

      *personnel

    • @jon8234
      @jon8234 6 лет назад +14

      NANI?!?!?!?!?

    • @JenkemSuperfan
      @JenkemSuperfan 6 лет назад +12

      Guilty as Charged OMAE WA MOU
      SHINDEIRU

    • @RidwanGosal
      @RidwanGosal 6 лет назад

      I rolled my eyes so hard in that sequence. Good God, Dwayne! Pick a better movie why don't ya

    • @JamesPlaysGames95
      @JamesPlaysGames95 6 лет назад

      I think you mean "It doesn't matter if it's personal, kid!"

  • @AnonYmous-db2yy
    @AnonYmous-db2yy 6 лет назад +313

    11:12
    **teleports behind you**
    psh, nothin personnel kid

    • @zmzna
      @zmzna 6 лет назад +15

      Nani?

  • @ikkakumon
    @ikkakumon 5 лет назад +36

    i come back to this review every once in a while just to hear you say "you're huge, Dwayne, HUGE". the intonation kills me every time

  • @acrylicrainbow1326
    @acrylicrainbow1326 6 лет назад +91

    This movie looks like a fake trailer at the beginning of Tropic Thunder.

    • @TheNdoki
      @TheNdoki 6 лет назад +6

      That's an insult to the fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder.

    • @groot2242
      @groot2242 6 лет назад

      Holy Shit I said the same thing

  • @SeanGotGjally
    @SeanGotGjally 6 лет назад +1287

    I thought this, Jumanji, and that other jungle movie with Dwane in it were all the same movie for a while. Not even joking.

    • @etalex7074
      @etalex7074 6 лет назад +66

      Which one's the other jungle movie with Dwayne again?

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 6 лет назад +186

      Sean Got Gjally I went to see Ready Player One with a few friends, and they played a trailer for Rampage before it. My friend asked "is this Jumanji?"

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 6 лет назад +43

      Etalex The Rundown and Journey 2

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 лет назад +73

      Sean Got Gjally Guys. I think ive figured it out. The Rock is modern day Arnold Swarzenegger. He keeps starring in movies that are utterly ridiculous but people still go see.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +5

      Lutece or Nicholas Cage and Will Smith.

  • @iwillworkharder
    @iwillworkharder 6 лет назад +37

    Whenever I see a YMS review over 10 minutes long I rub my hands together like an 80’s villain.

  • @milovarquiel
    @milovarquiel 6 лет назад +534

    Beautiful catering for that huge Chinese marketing.

    • @frankegordon326
      @frankegordon326 5 лет назад +26

      Nam Kha calm with the racism

    • @namkha209
      @namkha209 5 лет назад +96

      @@frankegordon326
      I'm Vietnamese. As a member of a race that were - and still ARE - fucked over by the chinese, I think it's only fair

    • @ChimpFromSpace
      @ChimpFromSpace 5 лет назад +34

      The Chinese have a communist government, movies that make you think are illegal over there.

    • @susanq6030
      @susanq6030 5 лет назад +4

      johnathon something nothing China sucks, fuck em

    • @blackT1E
      @blackT1E 5 лет назад +2

      @@namkha209 Vietnamese ain't that smart fam

  • @RAM-cj1hr
    @RAM-cj1hr 6 лет назад +216

    "you're huge, dwayne. HUGE!"

  • @XzMondayNightzX
    @XzMondayNightzX 6 лет назад +99

    "He has a family and he loves them very much." Bring out the hollywood rock experiment.

    • @karinmaria6455
      @karinmaria6455 5 лет назад +6

      And this time it's even a rock in the movie!

    • @mmaverick9111
      @mmaverick9111 5 лет назад +1

      It's all come full-circle.

  • @krazer9515
    @krazer9515 5 лет назад +127

    "I don't care how many legs he is missing"
    What if it was like three?

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 4 года назад +11

      Rocks don't need legs to be tough.

    • @329link
      @329link 4 года назад +17

      Castration is no joke son.

  • @TheAlex4905
    @TheAlex4905 5 лет назад +57

    "I just saw PG-13 die hard with the rock" Never better said

  • @MankeyGamez
    @MankeyGamez 6 лет назад +1132

    ...i mean are any of us suprised ?

    • @scottwilliams645
      @scottwilliams645 6 лет назад +29

      so bad they dragged poor dwayne into it

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 6 лет назад +2

      Nah

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 6 лет назад

      MankeyGamez
      Kinda.

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, it looked pretty good to me. The Rock is always a lot of fun and I wanted to see what interesting ways he'd use his fake leg to beat the bad guys and escape the yowee.
      So yeah, surprised and disappointed.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 лет назад +13

      MankeyGamez Guys. I think ive figured it out. The Rock is modern day Arnold Swarzenegger. He keeps starring in movied that are utterly riduculous but people still go see.

  • @selectionediting3828
    @selectionediting3828 6 лет назад +248

    review unfriended 2 later on

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад +32

      Unfriended... 2?
      Oh...

    • @Hdubs44
      @Hdubs44 6 лет назад +40

      SelectionEditing it's subtitle is dark web, this is a sign of how bad the movie will be in my opinion

    • @JenkemSuperfan
      @JenkemSuperfan 6 лет назад +1

      SelectionEditing i can't believe it exists

    • @alexleonce1913
      @alexleonce1913 6 лет назад +4

      Don't forget that Unfriended 2 has TWO DIFFERENT ENDINGS. Wow, what shit.

    • @cloudstrife746
      @cloudstrife746 6 лет назад

      Wait that piece of garbage got a sequel :000

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 5 лет назад +70

    Sounds like another "Made for China" movie

  • @geovannilugo9007
    @geovannilugo9007 5 лет назад +171

    Why is Cleveland narrating the movie

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano 5 лет назад +22

      Geovanni Lugo damn I hear it lol except this Adam is fucking funny, unlike Cleveland.

  • @owiseone1
    @owiseone1 6 лет назад +799

    Not a quickie, mind you.

    • @xCheeseHead95x
      @xCheeseHead95x 6 лет назад +33

      It sure did me a quickie ;)

    • @RidwanGosal
      @RidwanGosal 6 лет назад +13

      And thank God for that

    • @agonycity1754
      @agonycity1754 6 лет назад +35

      That's how I prefer his reviews.
      Long and hard
      on the developers and actors. I love the rock but he's gotta learn to just say no to some roles

    • @depressedbreakfast2614
      @depressedbreakfast2614 6 лет назад +1

      sense Sharknado 6 comes out July 25 i really want him to do a YMS on all of them including a revisit on the first two

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 лет назад +1

      Sam Waits why should he? He likes money like everyone else

  • @RebeccaGomezToronto
    @RebeccaGomezToronto 6 лет назад +337

    "because 90% of the time bleuh buh behbubhebbbleh" LOL

    • @noface916
      @noface916 6 лет назад

      Rebecca Gomez but the other 10% Tuu Sweet will have you screaming aah aahhh aaaaahhhhhhh

    • @lovetonuke4632
      @lovetonuke4632 5 лет назад +1

      "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 5 лет назад

      SPOILER! Thanks for ruining the entire video.

    • @RebeccaGomezToronto
      @RebeccaGomezToronto 5 лет назад

      Monk Killedababy 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 6 лет назад +313

    I’ve only seen the trailer, and based on that, it looks like it’s just another forgettable action movie.

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 6 лет назад +8

      PkmariO64 It's ironic that the ad I saw before this was the full trailer for 'Skyscraper!' Beautiful.

    • @aleckbo
      @aleckbo 5 лет назад +1

      It is.

    • @gints2766
      @gints2766 5 лет назад +7

      I watched it, and that’s about right. The only value it has is if you want to watch Dwayne do things.

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah that's why I never watch movies with Dwayne Johnson in them. I mean I don't dislike him but whenever he stars in a movie, its always just a really cliche, copy and paste, action movie with no soul at all. Forgettable is exactly the word that I'd use to describe those movies

  • @trumpenhammerofkek4821
    @trumpenhammerofkek4821 5 лет назад +111

    That jump and poster picture really make me nerd rage.
    Did everyone on the team that made this movie fail physics?
    We are supposed to believe that this dude ran over 23 miles per hour to cross a thirteen and a half meter gap in a second and a half? For fucks sake all they had to do to make this more believable was make the crane taller.

    • @SpaceOink
      @SpaceOink 4 года назад +10

      Or make the crane crash in to the building and create more action scenes.
      At least that would feel more believable, yet still impossible, if you get what I mean.

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 6 лет назад +119

    The thing that annoys me the most is that the Jump between the Crane and the Building is way to far away and is unrealistic.

    • @runningcommentary2125
      @runningcommentary2125 5 лет назад +34

      You can clearly see in the shot where he jumps that he isn't going to make it, then it cuts to another shot where he's somehow warped much closer to the building. Even in the trailer it's painfully obvious.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 5 лет назад +5

      Dwayne Johnson confirmed as Spider-Man!

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 Год назад +3

      Even if he somehow made it, which even an Olympic long jumper would have fallen short, the way he landed he would have smashed his entire ribcage and caused fatal internal bleeding, but the movies like "nah he's fine, he works out a lot"

  • @taylorluke3060
    @taylorluke3060 6 лет назад +153

    Can we just realize that the guy who did the cinematography for there will be blood shot this, no joke.

    • @etalex7074
      @etalex7074 6 лет назад +31

      Well, at least from what I've seen, the cinematography seems to be one of the better things this movie has going for it

    • @jasonmarcaida7826
      @jasonmarcaida7826 6 лет назад +2

      Poor Elswit...

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 6 лет назад +6

      Jesus Christ......

    • @yaboitroy4101
      @yaboitroy4101 6 лет назад +3

      Captain Underpants what?

    • @tipsyviewer1495
      @tipsyviewer1495 6 лет назад +2

      He also shot Gigli and Suburbicon, so he’s not necessarily an auteur when it comes to filmmaking.

  • @leroyjenkins12345
    @leroyjenkins12345 2 года назад +5

    The description of the rocks character in this movie is the same description for Chris Pratt in the tomorrow war lol.

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 6 лет назад +50

    Someone put Adum grunt sounds into a video game.

  • @willeeuhm
    @willeeuhm 6 лет назад +343

    this really scraped my skies

    • @twinkletoesmcfuckass8687
      @twinkletoesmcfuckass8687 6 лет назад +1

      This really screwed me mum.

    • @jonahcorona1178
      @jonahcorona1178 6 лет назад

      Oh shit it’s that one guy who does pinano

    • @willeeuhm
      @willeeuhm 6 лет назад

      Jonanna Bonanna ayo fuck yea!!!

    • @zmzna
      @zmzna 6 лет назад

      Sound like Kamina

    • @Olole
      @Olole 2 года назад

      it really the rocked my dwayne johnson

  • @loginjohns
    @loginjohns 6 лет назад +23

    “If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape” is such a cheesy line, it’s like a 2009 Facebook meme

  • @jamrockingston
    @jamrockingston 6 лет назад +188

    I was gonna go watch this, but I decided to stay home and poop instead.

    • @Stef-il9wu
      @Stef-il9wu 5 лет назад +23

      wise choice

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 5 лет назад +35

      At least shit is leaving you and not entering you

    • @notophilip
      @notophilip 4 года назад +9

      A good shit can be its own reward.

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 5 лет назад +27

    "Let's Worry About How Much Sense It Makes Later: The Movie"

  • @insomniac_biz251
    @insomniac_biz251 6 лет назад +77

    At this point every movie The Rock is in is a comedy whether it wants to be or not, and I'm honestly fine with that.

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 6 лет назад +1

      TheMisfit404 well at least Central Intelligence was alright
      And I’m hearing some good things about the new Jumanji

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc Год назад

      When do we get the Dwayne Johnson/Nicholas Cage Expanded Universe crossover?

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 6 лет назад +102

    Oh shit, it’s San Andreas but on a building

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow 6 лет назад +103

    don't forget that this movie will make oodles of money thus continuing the mass production of trash.

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 6 лет назад +8

      danekarl
      It underperformed...

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 лет назад

      there are worse things.

    • @malis9045
      @malis9045 5 лет назад +2

      As long as our current economic system exists, it doesn't matter. Such movies will be produced anyways. Production forms the consumer, not the other way around

    • @nolovedivision3882
      @nolovedivision3882 5 лет назад

      It's a business, they are aiming to make the most using the least. And they just happened to use movies to do that :(

    • @sweetreamer5101
      @sweetreamer5101 4 года назад +1

      @@malis9045 No, that's stupid. If companies could decide what people like every movie would be a drama with no special effects for the maximum possible profit.

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 6 лет назад +123

    "He just wanted to not die, as many of us can relate to." Hey, speak for yourself, Adum!

    • @Bauermayers
      @Bauermayers 5 лет назад +16

      "I want to die, look how edgy I am".

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 4 года назад +3

      Pablo Moysés It’s not edgyness, it’s a meme, and thus it’s dumbassery.
      Know your labels kids.

    • @brettonjohansen1619
      @brettonjohansen1619 3 года назад +3

      @@thechosenjuan8776 I disagree. If they were going for le epic memeousness, they failed.

  • @jayanths1221
    @jayanths1221 6 лет назад +130

    How many Chinese product placements did you notice? Because that's the only reason most of Dwyane The Rock Johson's movies exist.

    • @jeannelieber5817
      @jeannelieber5817 6 лет назад +9

      Jay I mean the whole film is just a product placement for like. Chinese business

    • @arthurnordin6046
      @arthurnordin6046 6 лет назад +9

      Even the building is chinese

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 лет назад +5

      This movie will probably make all its money from Chinese audiences so might as well.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 5 лет назад +5

      James Downs I can't wait until the Chinese market finally dries up because they finally realize Hollywood is garbage or just get bored of their packaged content.

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 6 лет назад +265

    Is ANYONE surprised it sucked?

  • @darkone666
    @darkone666 6 лет назад +39

    YMS reviews are the best

  • @dinamitemaster
    @dinamitemaster 3 года назад +4

    A malfunctioning wind turbine often does spin faster if the brakes are what fails. Wind can be seriously strong, there are clips of turbines ripping themselves apart from spinning too fast.

  • @a_blind_sniper
    @a_blind_sniper 6 лет назад +60

    This sounds almost exactly like the plot to the FIB Heist in GTA V. Criminals plant incendiary charges in central floor of skyscraper, then rush in by using firemans clothes to steal a hard drive from the top floor

    • @jeremyperez1075
      @jeremyperez1075 5 лет назад +4

      Billbobjr123 I read this in Winnie the pooh's voice

  • @IntergaIactico
    @IntergaIactico 6 лет назад +80

    Dwayne is playing the same character again? Imagine my shock.

    • @namwarmaster6918
      @namwarmaster6918 6 лет назад +25

      IntergalactiCosmo but that’s the thing tho, he’s NOT playing the same character again. This time he’s only got ONE leg, which makes his character completely new and unique.

    • @miyavizim
      @miyavizim 6 лет назад +6

      Oh don't say that to him! You'll get shut down by Dwayne himself on Twitter, saying ''Sit down dumbass down!''

    • @IntergaIactico
      @IntergaIactico 6 лет назад +12

      PureEbola Oh shit you’re right, it’s completely different. I better sit my dumbass down now.

    • @mysteriouscoconut73
      @mysteriouscoconut73 6 лет назад +1

      Paul Joseph Watson intensifies

    • @malayfellaz
      @malayfellaz 6 лет назад

      Mian wasnt it more "it doesnt matter what you think, now sit your jabroni ass down"

  • @dawnshade4939
    @dawnshade4939 6 лет назад +39

    Hall of mirrors, the best place to fight a vampire.

  • @isaac-kq4eh
    @isaac-kq4eh 6 лет назад +11

    "You're *_huge_* Dwayne. *_Huuuuuge_* "

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou 6 лет назад +83

    At the end of the movie I clapped my legs together and my friend asked, "why are you doing that?" I simply replied, "would've given him a hand but he already has two."

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 лет назад +870

    Adam, I don't think you're giving this movie enough credit. Rock-kin have been waiting for decades for representation in the cinema and quite frankly I think it's insulting that you're giving this movie a 3 when you gave Black Panther a 5. I'm starting to think that you just hate Rocks and that's the only reason you hated this film.

    • @Hdubs44
      @Hdubs44 6 лет назад +86

      They are hard and have no substance on the inside

    • @fram3byfram319
      @fram3byfram319 6 лет назад +30

      I like the Rock, but I don't like this movie. Just because an actor I like is in a film doesn't mean it's automatically gonna be good. This film is dumb, it's full of god awful CGI and a lot of plot points in the film don't make any sense. I could go more in depth if you want me to but I don't want to make this comment so long you want read it. Listen man don't be a fan boy. Don't hate on people that don't like this movie simply because an actor you like is in it. Grow up.

    • @fram3byfram319
      @fram3byfram319 6 лет назад

      someguy ihate what?

    • @fram3byfram319
      @fram3byfram319 6 лет назад +1

      Oh, I mean it’s not that obvious. There a lot of people out there that think like that.

    • @fram3byfram319
      @fram3byfram319 6 лет назад +4

      ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ But we all can agree this film sucks right?

  • @whatagreatnameaye1169
    @whatagreatnameaye1169 5 лет назад +5

    I feel like someone saw that scene in fast & furious where they drive in between skyscrapers and thought, "yeah okay let's do a movie based around that one shot"

  • @pyromania1018
    @pyromania1018 6 лет назад +10

    "I got a rock."
    ~Charlie Brown

  • @MrJOSH406031
    @MrJOSH406031 6 лет назад +46

    *I'm Actually Behind You*

  • @vinnythewebsurfer
    @vinnythewebsurfer 6 лет назад +118

    I like how this film is suppose to be important for disabled people like how Black Panther is important for black people.

    • @etalex7074
      @etalex7074 6 лет назад +84

      This is film is about as important for disabled people as baby geniuses is important for babies.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 лет назад +49

    *The Rock teleports behind you* nothin personal kid

  • @BadgerOff32
    @BadgerOff32 2 года назад +2

    Also, after she reboots the fire suppression system, not only does the system still work despite the entire top half of the building being completely engulfed in flames for about 3 or 4 hours and the indoor 'garden' looking like the fires of hell at one point, but it put out all of the fire in literally SECONDS!!! (except for a few small patches of fire left over here and there, just to remind us that the building *had* been on fire....)

  • @sooriginal5954
    @sooriginal5954 6 лет назад +32

    Would the movie be better if The Rock was replaced with an actual rock?

    • @caidenhutchins3449
      @caidenhutchins3449 6 лет назад +1

      obviously

    • @vaimantobe3034
      @vaimantobe3034 6 лет назад +1

      Imagine the stunts it would do!
      *puts rock on beam to 'hold' it for others to walk over
      *throws rock from a crane into a building. Swearing office worker.
      *throws rock at control panel. It broke
      *throws rock at bad guys. Instakill
      *put rock's pebble in hostage situation. Teleport-throw rock at bad guy, which explodes
      *take rock's prosthetic leg and throw it alongside the rock
      *throw rock through flames
      *throw rock at happy ending

  • @hashbrostrollsg
    @hashbrostrollsg 6 лет назад +17

    Only reason I saw it was because I was forced to. The most ridiculous part for me was the helicopter scene, and the only thing I could think of in the "mirror" scene was when I played laser tag when I was eleven. Dwayne Johnson being behind the villain during that scene also made me audibly sigh in the theater, along with that "turn it off and on again" line.

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 6 лет назад

      HashBrosTrollsG hold up
      Why were you forced to see this dumb mess of a movie???

    • @hashbrostrollsg
      @hashbrostrollsg 6 лет назад +4

      Had to go with my family to the cinema, but at least the food was worth it, so I didn't completely waste my time.

  • @maxpower4896
    @maxpower4896 5 лет назад +3

    "Lets worry about how much sense it makes lay-der" .....is now certainly one of my all time favorite YMS quotes now.

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 6 лет назад +30

    Ah yes, Adam's most anticipated movie of the year.

  • @be3tle439
    @be3tle439 6 лет назад +52

    IGN gave this a 8.1/10

    • @grunkleg.3110
      @grunkleg.3110 6 лет назад +31

      Who takes anything IGN says seriously, anyway?

    • @caidenhutchins3449
      @caidenhutchins3449 6 лет назад +5

      Dude IGN probably gave the emoji movie a decent score tbh

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 6 лет назад +2

      Your God they gave the Emoji Movie a 4.5/10
      Do your research before you say stuff like that

    • @chimarvarmidium1425
      @chimarvarmidium1425 6 лет назад +4

      This movie is better than godhand
      -ign

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 6 лет назад

      Your God sorry
      Should’ve worded that a little better...

  • @Solanacia
    @Solanacia 6 лет назад +82

    Are you going to see Unfriended 2: Dark Web?

  • @LOC-Ness
    @LOC-Ness 6 лет назад +5

    "It's Die Hard in a Building!" "Th-that was already done?" "B-But The Rock is in it!!!" "You know what! Fine."

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker 6 лет назад +3

    It's worth noting that up until Die Hard, most of Bruce Willis' acting credits were in sitcoms and comedies, which further reinforced his role in the movie as a hapless everyman with the odds stacked hopelessly against him. Putting a former pro wrestler who's built like a truck in the same situation doesn't exactly gel as a believable character in the same way John McClane did.

  • @FlashUltra_
    @FlashUltra_ 6 лет назад +25

    Hahahahhahaha “yep you guessed it, he has asthma” hahahahahha

  • @broinator2641
    @broinator2641 6 лет назад +5

    The Rock was a god in this, a literal god, he jumped across a huge gap, then supports himself with one hand, to crawl up into the building. He used his brute strength to hold up a steel bridge, a two by four, and two people. He also climbed a building using only duct tape and his strength. He took an explosion a few feet away from him with only losing a leg, not a single scratch or burn mark on his body. The rock also climbed up a steel grating with high winds blowing around him, with just strength.

  • @e.sanghvi5657
    @e.sanghvi5657 3 года назад +4

    So as someone with a history of asthma, the severity and frequency it manifests with varies wildly from person to person. Smoke exposure has never triggered an attack in me, personally. Not saying the movie isn't dumb, but that's not really the movie fucking up.

  • @friendlycanadianYT
    @friendlycanadianYT Год назад +6

    This movie wanted me to stop seeing the rock in movies.

  • @amelia5178
    @amelia5178 6 лет назад +53

    Yeah none of the previews showed any plot, just giant burning building, Rock, and FaMiLy

    • @PoorStargazer
      @PoorStargazer 6 лет назад

      Amelia , how we not talk about family when familys all that we got

  • @itsme2313
    @itsme2313 6 лет назад +12

    *Insert a joke about wanting to jump off a building here*

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel 6 лет назад +14

    So I hear you have a family?
    Yes. I have a family and I love them very much.
    What are their n-
    IT DOESN'T MATTER what their names are!

  • @paulmajano
    @paulmajano 4 года назад +13

    I was surprised Kevin Hart wasn’t in the movie 😂

  • @flvvrs4197
    @flvvrs4197 6 лет назад +240

    Dwane:"Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

  • @gatst7680
    @gatst7680 6 лет назад +79

    The Rock held my brother as a baby
    Pretty irrelevant, he probably doesn't even remember it, but I guess it's related to the video because he's in it

  • @fresh_gamer0534
    @fresh_gamer0534 5 лет назад +20

    *A G I A N T W R E S T L E M A N*

  • @BibleIllustrated
    @BibleIllustrated 6 лет назад +5

    I rolled my eyes so hard at 'I'm actually behind you' that I thought for a moment that it'd get stuck like that forever.

  • @funsponge9099
    @funsponge9099 6 лет назад +28

    3/10 is pretty high

  • @techboy2002
    @techboy2002 6 лет назад +3

    ever since i watched ur editing the visit video while doing schoolwork i now notice and appreciate the amount of effort and time that goes into ur videos. you deserve more supporters whether it’s a view or a patron. thanks for busting ur ass just to make me smile man, u rly don’t know how grateful i am.

  • @rchan09
    @rchan09 6 лет назад +2

    I am glad you are uploading more frequently! It has been a welcomed treat each week.

  • @ReinBelmont
    @ReinBelmont 5 лет назад +12

    "I don't care how many legs he's missing"

  • @ezgames6925
    @ezgames6925 6 лет назад +32

    Dwane Johnson is an absolute unit

  • @michaeljamesmoore
    @michaeljamesmoore 6 лет назад +13

    A special brand of asthma that allows him to commandeer a Predator mothership.

  • @darkprince56
    @darkprince56 6 лет назад +31

    Neve Campbell looks the same, even has the same hairstyle since the Scream movies 😂

    • @negativebones1887
      @negativebones1887 5 лет назад +10

      darkprince56 I feel bad seeing her in this. Loved her as Sidney in all the Scream movies, she deserves better.

    • @darkprince56
      @darkprince56 5 лет назад +5

      Samhain Slasher me too! Whenever Netflix has them, I binge watch them! It is a shame she wasn't more famous

    • @a.p.5342
      @a.p.5342 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed, she’s great!

  • @ewangreen8309
    @ewangreen8309 5 лет назад +4

    “The skyscraper’s on fire!”
    “No, mother its the Northern Lights”