Why would they be shipped loose in the box? Wouldn't that make life hard for the person who actually ORDERED them?! I understand they have to breathe to still be live food, so no sealed bags. But I was thinking a breathable bag inside a box... no?
15:25 I have another for you to ponder. As kids, we had to be home before the streetlights came on. Do vampire kids have to be in before the streetlights go off?
Re the paleontologists who couldn't use the words "bone, "pubic", and "stream" because of a computer filter: I used to do medical transcription, and I was trying to research a new prostatectomy procedure. The hospital's computer system wouldn't let me access the website for the British Urological Society because of certain words that appeared on that website. I had to get special permission to access websites dealing with male urological diseases.
And students could not use the school computer to seek information on Beaver State College, because some idiot tried “protect the children” from “dirty words”.
The cricket story reminds me of a guy that i know who periodically places non-venomous snakes in shipping boxes and leaves rhem on his step to prevent porch piracy. Just like Forrest Gump, they never know what they are going to get.
The hand that doesn't know how to hold a pencil is there for balance, spreading the load, holding the bottle, and pulling up pants in the loo. I learned hard when I broke my wrist, just how much you lose when one hand is out of commission (it was my right wrist broken, I didn't need to hand-write, but I sure struggled with my trousers!).
I shattered my left wrist, which is my dominant hand. Then I discovered I was actually left dominant ambidextrous. That means I can use both hands evenly, but prefer my left hand. That does explain why I sometimes switch hands when writing.
@QueenSunstar I was trained to be right-handed in kindergarten - nothing harsh, just encouraged to stick to one hand, because swapping hands halfway across a pages was slowing me down. My left hand is out of practice in writing, so it feels a tad stiff when I try, and is slightly messier, but I also feel knowing my ambidextrous nature makes me more aware of my left when doing things like typing - even touch-screen like I wrote this comment (tablet computer).
@@TheMimiSard My brothers are both left-handed, but one is a lot less “compliant” than the other. In kindergarten they told the older one to pick up his pencil with his right hand so that’s what he did. His writing is abysmal, but he’s also an artist and he’s very gifted (using his right hand), drawing, painting and sculpting. He has tried to write with his left hand and cannot do it. Everything else is left-handed. Oh wait. I forgot he also kicks a ball like a right handed person.🤷🏼♀️
Virtually all of these were pure *gold,* but I especially liked: 1) @1:00 made me spew out my coffee! _"...morals of a seagull..."_ 2) @4:10 great pun! 3) @4:50 that whole bit was * Chef's kiss * 4) @10:10 that response by _eternalmortal_ is a Stephen King short story waiting to happen.
I don't know what Dr. Holly Wittman's profession is, but the peer-reviewed publications in geology typically have contracts with authors that state categorically that we cannot provide copies of the papers under copyright law. The journal where we publish owns the publication and we can be prosecuted if we send copies.
0:02 - *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!* 3:16 - I like it! I'd probably invite them in for tea! 3:56 - Now, there's a pun to crow about! 7:00 - Cutest black hole I ever saw!
The one about scientists coming to the door to talk about life on Venus etc - that, I would put the kettle on for! The other lot aren't worth the tea bag.
My ex-husband could not figure out how I got rid of them in 10 seconds. Easy, I have my own religion (agnostic, though don't say it). Say I am not interested and say bye as I shut the door. He would listen for 10 minutes. 😅😅🎉🎉❤❤
My students designed a game for the space station that could be 3D printed. They thought that the astronauts would be bored up there with “nothing to do” 😂
8:05 - I don't really remember my maternal grandfather much (he died when I was about 6 years old), but my Mum told me he was inclined to use quite erudite terms and had an extensive vocabulary...snap!
4:37 : If someone came to my home with 25 mangoes, I will just stare and cry that God ears my prayers and I now must be in heaven. (Or at least it will be a very good start.) 5:33 : I know English pretty well, and understand all the word in that sentence, but I can not understand what they mean together in that order. And it deeply affect me.
*as politely and non-offensively as humanly possible* 5:33 is first a reference to the phrasing of whether or not you can call a wine with bubbles a Champagne or not with the original phrasing being: “In order to call a sparkly(bubbly) wine Champagne it must be made in the region of France called Champagne. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling(bubbly) wine.” Then secondly a reference to one of the ways American English speakers identify that an English word is of French origin, in this case the “-que” ending. Thus making the word “physique” in the tweet just a pun on the spelling of “physics” and nothing to do with its actual meaning. (Edits = typos and proof reading fixes)
1:59 “Arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas” Yay…it’s not just meeeee! 10:42 “We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” ― James D. Nicoll 13:04 I need that tool! 14:22 Turkey: Almanya 15:26 Assumption 1: that vampires exist. Assumption 2: that they are known to be a vampire (or they are having an issue with crosses, garlic etc displayed in the entrance or on your person.), Assumption 3: that the standard rule that they must be invited in by someone residing in the house applies. Assumption 4: that they are alone. Then, no they could not enter even if they had a warrant. Assuming that any of these assumptions do not apply, then yes…they can enter. Assumption 1, 2 & 3 do not need an explanation. Assumption 4: If they are not alone and not accompanied with other vampires, then it would be difficult to acquiesce to the warrant for part of the group and not the whole group. 17:12 If you were on a doomed spaceship with mice… it could equal 10… Bwahahahaha…
Our residents have seen stages of provision: work for yourself, for someone else, or someone else takes care of you. Some today are perpetual children resentfully tantruming when sugar daddy says no or demands something for providion.
At 1:24, Wait, seagulls gots morals? Since when? And, at 9:00, someone has already said that a future where the humans slave away at minimum wage cradle to grave jobs while the computers (AI), write the songs and create the art is NOT what I had in mind!
14:07 An ironic part of the English name for Deutschland is that many Germans have a difficult time pronouncing 'Germany' since their language lacks a 'Juh' sound.
fear not, the censors are busy...i've found the strangest words starred up: g*d, k*ll, m*rder, g*n, s*x (right under a lady in a see through skirt)....on and on. I guess we've become d*ngerously unst*able.
Arctic Etymology Adjective Middle English artik, from Latin arcticus, from Greek arktikos, from arktos bear, Ursa Major, north; akin to Latin ursus bear, Sanskrit ṛkṣa
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I like that you leave the long ones up long enough to read!
Put the video on double speed, then pause as you need! :-)
I would've LOVED to be there when they opened that box, too!😂😂😂
Why would they be shipped loose in the box? Wouldn't that make life hard for the person who actually ORDERED them?! I understand they have to breathe to still be live food, so no sealed bags. But I was thinking a breathable bag inside a box... no?
Just wanted to say thanks for the posts you make. They make my wake-up cuppa much more enjoyable.
15:25 I have another for you to ponder. As kids, we had to be home before the streetlights came on. Do vampire kids have to be in before the streetlights go off?
Re the paleontologists who couldn't use the words "bone, "pubic", and "stream" because of a computer filter: I used to do medical transcription, and I was trying to research a new prostatectomy procedure. The hospital's computer system wouldn't let me access the website for the British Urological Society because of certain words that appeared on that website. I had to get special permission to access websites dealing with male urological diseases.
This is how it all ends!😢
How INCREDIBLY stupid ❤️
And students could not use the school computer to seek information on Beaver State College, because some idiot tried “protect the children” from “dirty words”.
That is simply the most idiotic garbage ever .
For me it was the verb "to swallow". I was looking for a synonym. Nope, was blocked!
That cat's feet big because they are his snowshoes.
The cricket story reminds me of a guy that i know who periodically places non-venomous snakes in shipping boxes and leaves rhem on his step to prevent porch piracy. Just like Forrest Gump, they never know what they are going to get.
I would'nt do that to innocent snakes.
@@agnesmichel1286 I might capture some wasps, though.
The hand that doesn't know how to hold a pencil is there for balance, spreading the load, holding the bottle, and pulling up pants in the loo. I learned hard when I broke my wrist, just how much you lose when one hand is out of commission (it was my right wrist broken, I didn't need to hand-write, but I sure struggled with my trousers!).
I shattered my left wrist, which is my dominant hand. Then I discovered I was actually left dominant ambidextrous. That means I can use both hands evenly, but prefer my left hand.
That does explain why I sometimes switch hands when writing.
@QueenSunstar I was trained to be right-handed in kindergarten - nothing harsh, just encouraged to stick to one hand, because swapping hands halfway across a pages was slowing me down. My left hand is out of practice in writing, so it feels a tad stiff when I try, and is slightly messier, but I also feel knowing my ambidextrous nature makes me more aware of my left when doing things like typing - even touch-screen like I wrote this comment (tablet computer).
@@TheMimiSard My brothers are both left-handed, but one is a lot less “compliant” than the other. In kindergarten they told the older one to pick up his pencil with his right hand so that’s what he did. His writing is abysmal, but he’s also an artist and he’s very gifted (using his right hand), drawing, painting and sculpting. He has tried to write with his left hand and cannot do it. Everything else is left-handed.
Oh wait. I forgot he also kicks a ball like a right handed person.🤷🏼♀️
Virtually all of these were pure *gold,* but I especially liked:
1) @1:00 made me spew out my coffee! _"...morals of a seagull..."_
2) @4:10 great pun!
3) @4:50 that whole bit was * Chef's kiss *
4) @10:10 that response by _eternalmortal_ is a Stephen King short story waiting to happen.
The arctic does not refer to polar bears but to Ursa Major and Ursa Minor, the two bear constellations.
Yes. Just bears not polar bears, is a literal translation.
16:25 If Hyde were a surgeon he would have a doctorate, but be appropriately addressed as "Mister".
Medical doctors should properly be called physicians as they have only a professional degree, and not a PhD.
I don't know what Dr. Holly Wittman's profession is, but the peer-reviewed publications in geology typically have contracts with authors that state categorically that we cannot provide copies of the papers under copyright law. The journal where we publish owns the publication and we can be prosecuted if we send copies.
16:50 Australia: Yeah, that's true, I give you _The Wiggles_
This was a great compilation, thanks for putting it together and making us smile! 😁
0:02 - *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!*
3:16 - I like it! I'd probably invite them in for tea!
3:56 - Now, there's a pun to crow about!
7:00 - Cutest black hole I ever saw!
The one about scientists coming to the door to talk about life on Venus etc - that, I would put the kettle on for!
The other lot aren't worth the tea bag.
My ex-husband could not figure out how I got rid of them in 10 seconds. Easy, I have my own religion (agnostic, though don't say it). Say I am not interested and say bye as I shut the door. He would listen for 10 minutes. 😅😅🎉🎉❤❤
“Shiny crumb” sounds like a Shakespearean insult.
I like that Romeo got called a "dishrag" in comparison to--who was Juliet's first boyfriend, Paris?
My students designed a game for the space station that could be 3D printed. They thought that the astronauts would be bored up there with “nothing to do” 😂
8:05 - I don't really remember my maternal grandfather much (he died when I was about 6 years old), but my Mum told me he was inclined to use quite erudite terms and had an extensive vocabulary...snap!
Germany meme made me laugh with Finland entering the chat XD
This compilation was an absolute delight!! 🤣🤪 Unfortunately, I had to take a call while watching ... fastest call ever!! 😂😂😂
4:37 : If someone came to my home with 25 mangoes, I will just stare and cry that God ears my prayers and I now must be in heaven. (Or at least it will be a very good start.)
5:33 : I know English pretty well, and understand all the word in that sentence, but I can not understand what they mean together in that order. And it deeply affect me.
*as politely and non-offensively as humanly possible*
5:33 is first a reference to the phrasing of whether or not you can call a wine with bubbles a Champagne or not with the original phrasing being: “In order to call a sparkly(bubbly) wine Champagne it must be made in the region of France called Champagne. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling(bubbly) wine.”
Then secondly a reference to one of the ways American English speakers identify that an English word is of French origin, in this case the “-que” ending. Thus making the word “physique” in the tweet just a pun on the spelling of “physics” and nothing to do with its actual meaning.
(Edits = typos and proof reading fixes)
too funny , but the open question is why where you interested in a book about grave robbing???
4:10 Crows have been known to bury caches of food. So if a crow dies, others will try to work out if it left any buried food behind.
@16:56 Isn't matter essentially wiggling quantum functions? Everything that exists, exists as a form of vibration....
(maybe)?
1:59 “Arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas” Yay…it’s not just meeeee! 10:42 “We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” ― James D. Nicoll 13:04 I need that tool! 14:22 Turkey: Almanya
15:26 Assumption 1: that vampires exist. Assumption 2: that they are known to be a vampire (or they are having an issue with crosses, garlic etc displayed in the entrance or on your person.), Assumption 3: that the standard rule that they must be invited in by someone residing in the house applies. Assumption 4: that they are alone. Then, no they could not enter even if they had a warrant. Assuming that any of these assumptions do not apply, then yes…they can enter. Assumption 1, 2 & 3 do not need an explanation. Assumption 4: If they are not alone and not accompanied with other vampires, then it would be difficult to acquiesce to the warrant for part of the group and not the whole group.
17:12 If you were on a doomed spaceship with mice… it could equal 10… Bwahahahaha…
15:49 octopus story: are we going to let "researching toilet demons in ancient Rome" pass without even a raised eyebrow?
I've recently adopted a new response to random, "How are you?" queries from strangers... "I'll live."
4:08 “murder investigation” For those who may not remember, a group of crows is referred to as a “murder” of crows.
That web developer post sounds like a movie
Our residents have seen stages of provision: work for yourself, for someone else, or someone else takes care of you. Some today are perpetual children resentfully tantruming when sugar daddy says no or demands something for providion.
At 1:24, Wait, seagulls gots morals? Since when? And, at 9:00, someone has already said that a future where the humans slave away at minimum wage cradle to grave jobs while the computers (AI), write the songs and create the art is NOT what I had in mind!
If they have morals their code is different than ours because they don't mind stealing hot dogs right out of your hands.
That's the problem. If seals have the morals of a seagull, that means they have none!
There are few pieces of information more important than, "there are polar bears here."
3:19 - I'd love it!!!!!
i like this channel
I like turtles
@@renakunisaki i like dothack
14:07 An ironic part of the English name for Deutschland is that many Germans have a difficult time pronouncing 'Germany' since their language lacks a 'Juh' sound.
That "arctus" is the constellation of the "Great Bear" though and had nothing to do with polar bears...
Besides being really cold, the arctic and Antarctica are nothing alike
Fun
Is drugs a bad word now? What’s with the ridiculous censorship?
Think pre-ww2.
fear not, the censors are busy...i've found the strangest words starred up: g*d, k*ll, m*rder, g*n, s*x (right under a lady in a see through skirt)....on and on. I guess we've become d*ngerously unst*able.
Everything is starting to be secured nowadays. Soon we won't be able to say butt
I thought it was ' Dicks ' 😂
The children must not know ...
So what the absolute hell? I absolutely love this, then realized it’s 5 months ago, and also I’ve subbed this channel forever but now I’m not? Oi
The correct plural of octopus is octopuses. 🤓
Tell that to a herd of octopi
@@andreabelcham9009- 😂😂😂😂❤ . I know it is too but I prefer octopi so screw 'em , OCTOPI it IS .
@@NotChefCook* I know it is as well *.
But I personally think the plural of moose should be meese.
That may be true for every other day of the year but on 3/14 it shall be octopi until beyond the end of time.
1:18 Humans have been killing baby seals for the fur, so who are you to judge them?
17:10 That’s exactly what I did.
7:15 - 😂😂😂
9:05 - Aw, Shit! The Business Magor got him! 😞
11:52 - That face! I want one!
14:33 - One means "Bears" and the other means "Penguins".
I meant to say "Business Major", obviously.
You gotta watch out for those business majors....
3:35 And to denote Glasgow on the map he has a piece of dog turd he picked up on the beach
Arctic
Etymology
Adjective
Middle English artik, from Latin arcticus, from Greek arktikos, from arktos bear, Ursa Major, north; akin to Latin ursus bear, Sanskrit ṛkṣa